You will often hear people brag
>nothing until my coffee
>i NEED coffee
This is not consistant with other just as popular drinks like energy drinks, milk or tea. What the fuck is this obsession with coffee?
I like coffee, but to me it's subjective. Even though there's scientific evidence that it makes you alert etc, I honestly don't feel the effects of it and drink it to relax, contrary to most people who drink it to wake up.
So ehat the fuck is up with this beverage? I drink it as much as tea and milk but I don't put it on this pedestal where I need it to be productive, awake etc. That's just degenerate
>>129317846
Coffee is a weakness of those who can't eat healthy foods to maintain the energy levels needed to perform throughout the day. When I have my morning mocha I always make sure to follow it up with 2 bananas an hour later.
>>129317846
I don't need it. It's just a nice little thing. To live is to suffer, no? If you don't like it then fuck off and drink something else.
you have to wait until i finish my cup you wagecuck shhh
>>129317846
Great blog post
>>129317971
>2 bananas
>healthy
Lmao
>>129317846
>I drink it as much as tea
A lot of people drink tea to relax and coffee to wake up, ignoring the fact that both contains caffeine (which can be called theine as well, it's the same substance).
how fucking autistic is that?
Warms your soul mate
>>129321273
>drinks coffee, the signature drink of a wage cuck
>calls others wage cuck
Hmmmm
You can get a strong psychological addiction for it. It becomes an almost ritualistic invocation of calmness, comfort and increased energy. Caffeine pills wouldn't do that.
For example, I drink a lot more on days when I work outside in bad weather.
>>129317846
Because it is a ritual to build for yourself. You construct it to train yourself into entering a particular mode of behavior.
It is a useful trick, to learn how to control your mental and emotional state.
>>129317846
I'll shitpost after my coffee.
>>129317846
Coffee is the opposite of booze
Same tier; one is an upper and the other a downer
Constant use makes you dependent on it
by the way: how can people drink american coffee instead of espresso? that's litterally disgusting dirty water
>>129321756
This. Nothing better to me than having a nice warm cuppa and reading about gulags
>>129321955
Espresso is just a burnt cup of coffee.
>>129317846
I only drink one cup of coffee (black without sugar and milk) after i wake up, just a daily routine. I could easily do without the coffee but it is just a daily routine to get energized.
>drink 6-7 cups a day on workdays
>have never once felt the effect of coffee
those of you who do also get drunk on american beer, right?
>>129321955
They think it's too strong and not sweet enough. They're wrong obviously.
Stop'ed drinking coffee and it was one of the best decisions I have ever made. Went from 4 cups a day to zero and I can already feel and see the difference. My blood pressure is down and normal. I sleep a lot better, my appetite is better, my energy levels are up and I actually feel a lot more "alive"
Annons stop drinking this fucking poision. It is not good for you.
>>129322091
>burnt
>made with pressurized, hot steam
burger education
>>129321937
Can confirm this.
I challenge everybody to stop drinking coffee for a month. First two weeks will be kind of hard, but after that you will start feeling a lot better.
>>129317846
Eat healthy, use the wonders of medicine to supply with all the supplements (just in case). And take ritalin for the dopamine combined boost. Adrenaline alone just makes you jittery.
>>129322117
looks like your addicted coffee should not energise
coffee is for the poor.
I drink a freshly made smoothie with all-organic fruits and nuts.
Now thats how a rich person lives
>>129322146
>not sweet enough
>putting sugar in coffee
degenerate and non-white
>>129321875
This.
Meme Magic for the soul, it eventually becomes an invoker.
>nothing until my coffee
Just a real life meme.
I love coffee in the morning though. Don't need it but the smell, hot liquid and small energy boost is a great way to start the morning/work day. It's also beneficial to health in moderation.
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