I have a girl coming over to my place tonight. Cool, right? Well, the problem is that I have shitloads of wehrmacht and ss memorabilia in my home. Flags, posters, badges and other military decorations. Should I hide them or not. Will I get some pussy or get cops called on me? Help, /pol/! This is urgent!
>>129308693
In real life, the girl that would go home with a guy like you would be into that shit. I'm sure you don't hide it as well as you think.
>>129308693
own your shit
>>129308693
>there is nothing hid that will not be revealed
>>129308693
>girl coming over
>get cops called on me
You obviously are an American. Turn off your proxy.
>>129308693
not the flags lad that's to much, memorabilia maybe but having a big fuckin swastika might dry up a normies cunt
>>129308693
You just tell her your gramps was in the war and had a great deal of respect for the enemy he met in battle. Pops collected the shit and you do as well you guess.
>>129309820
This. Don't be a pussy. Be proud of who you are.
>>129308693
considering you are posting from yuropoorland, yes, HIDE IT ALL unless you want muhammad popping your anal cherry in jail. dont know much about estonian laws tho
>>129308693
she probably wont know what a lot of it is as long as there arent swastikas/skulls/schutzstaffel logos everywhere
>>129308693
If she saybanything bad about it
just say you collect WW2 memorabilia
Gotta get that pussy yo!
>>129310157
>>129308693
My ex girlfriend was part Jewish and she always wanted me to tie her up, ball-gag her, and spank her with a spanking paddle while wearing a faux SS officer's cap.
I think you'll be ok.
>>129310890
that sounds exciting
>>129308693
Only white people can be racist so you're good.
There are no girls coming to your house Baldilocks. For starters you don't own a house LOL
>>129308693
If she really loves you, she would accept the way you are and don't judge you or try to change you. <3
>>129308693
Tell her you're antifa and you've heroically "appropriated"/seized/liberated it from a goddamn neonazi
>>129308693
Is it illegal for estonians to have that shit? Leave some of it out and when she asks just say you like history and it was an interesting time or some shit.
>>129311634
It's very illegal for Canadians which is where OP is from
U going to Jail soon Baldilocks
>>129311529
settle down anon nobody said anything about love
>>129308693
>I have a girl coming over to my place tonight
>>129311529
Don't worry punxatawneyphuck. No one will ever love you LOL
>>129311069
It was fucking awesome, and I love tying girls up.
>>129312386
spanking with my belt is my thing, good form of dominance, cant fuck like a cuck, give a mushroom stamp if need be
>>129308693
The only thing a woman may/would get suspicious or disturbed is swastika ! LIterally nothing else, that is if you dont have some dead jew wallpapers on the wall ! History and young woman dont combine...
Chicks dig "war" memorabilia. Just tell her you're a history buff and as hoping to write a book.