/CPD/ - Chicago Police Scanner Thread - Roof on Fire Edition

MALE BLACK steals a BLACK CHEROKEE

>1 shot fired from dark colored vehicle at Rockwell and Chicago

someone breaking into the lighthouse for the blind. fuckin poor bastards never saw it coming.

3rd

just checking in boys
should be a comfy friday

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>>129303126

All Roberts report in.

>>129303546
>>129303558
reeee
>>129303546
"lighthouse for the blind?"

>>129303561
10-4 Robert

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>>129303561
Checked

"Darker black "female" with afro hair

>>129303583
It's a charity that helps blind folk adjust to being blind, find jobs, learn skills etc etc. really upstanding charity honestly

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>>129303546
>fuckin poor bastards never saw it coming

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>>129303683
>>129303801

outta breath female robert. describes suspect as "A lil heavy" lmao

>20? male hispanics throwing gang signs and throwing bricks at cars

20 spics chunkin bricks.

>>129304075
theyre gonna need those bricks for a wall pretty soon

>HISTORICAL SOCIETY

Meanwhile, in Chiraq nothing is sacred. Not even history.

>12 shots fired at west Congress
>"9 rounds at west Fullton st."

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>>129303561
Texas Robert checkin' in.

>>129304195
"hey yo tyreek, whatchu cop tonight?"
"EEYYY yo nigga i came up on some history shit!"

>30 gang members partying, blocking an alley
>people fighting in a back yard

>>129304382
wuz we kangz?

30 bangers in an alley. holeee fuk

>male passenger passed out in uber driver's car

>>129304418
shieeet nigga i don know nigga hey ya know where i can pawn some old ass honkey dictionary? need to gets muh braids did.

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Yo 30 gang members having a party. Stay tuned for happenings

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Roberts converging on the alley. whooo shit get fucked bangers.

>>129304418
And lo, MALE BLACK has come full circle.

>>129304397
The best thing they could do is just floor it down that alley. Hopefully they have a plow on the front

Dispatch Sassy level rising.

>carload of people threw a water bottle at caller's car, then kept driving

12-23 robert

Ban assault water!!!!!!

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O fugg was anyone here earlier when the affro bitch was getting chased , I fuggin died bruv spilt my choccy milk

>>129304718
Its gotta get old after awhile

>>129304835
around 3-4 am is when sassy levels hit maximum

>...he's wearing a fanny pack

His Panic just outta jail. bout to go back lmao

red fanny pack

these fucks that complain about loud music. wasting Roberts time while people getting shot, robbed, and raped. for fucks sake it's friday, let em party. it's not their fault your a miserable bitch that never has fun on the weekend.

>person stabbed outside, people are fighting

>>129304915
This is the latest I've listened so far. I meant it must be frustrating for them to be repeatedly saying the same thing.

>man who was banned from the bar came in
>refused to leave
>threw coins at the cashier and threatened to blow his head off

>I'll be coming back to Blow your Head off.

another typical day in Chicago.

>suicidal dude banned from bar went to bar anyway, pulled a gun on employee then drove off saying he'll be back

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Holy shit dude almost got capped, and an assault in progress.

Where Robert at?

>>129305340
if you get on early before the dispatch shift change. they get sassy as fuck. but yea 3-4 is when they are tired of the bullshit.around 5-6 am is when the public masturbators show up for some reason.

>>129305340
best dispatch quote from last 4th of July.
dumpster is on fire
building is on fire
all of southside is on fire
i'm so done with this shit

BAN ASSAULT WATER BALLOONS

>dude laying on the ground
>people throwing water balloons

>robert watching benny hill

>>129305637
Hahahahaha I gotta look that up

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[Benny Hill playing in the distance]

>TFW suddenly the "Benny Hill" theme is played across the net

>banjos
>person trying to break in through the window

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>>129304718

>>129305814
Robert bringing the bantz

>>129305044
>red fanny pack
call the Fashion Police

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>oh wait i forgot its Friday

SASSEH

You niggers better stop fucking with Roberts radio too or they'll encrypt that shit so we can't listen so easily

>>129306065
????
we dindu nuffin

>intoxicated male passed out on N Claiborne

>>129306065
What makes you think it's us, faggot?

>>129306065
Like the Chicago City Council is *ever* going to properly fund their police department.
Good one. I laughed.

>>129306065
I have only heard one time someone fucked with the signal. Robert called in some kinda signal tracking squad to hunt em down. Roberts from time to time will troll the radio themselves. last year was darude sandstorm and pac man dying sound effect. this year it's blinded by the light and benny hill i guess.

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>>129305978
Gotcha robert

>>129306280
Are Roberts subtle memers then?

>>129306205
Sadly true. If they did rather see those brave humans have a vest

>>129306363
fuck yea. car vs pole is a good one

Also this gay ass dispatcher should be fired for talking like faggot valley girl.

>>129306460
nah hes cool

>>129306460
I give all CPD dispatch a pass. I dont care what you identify as, if you can handle being a CPD dispatch day in and day out, fine i will respect your pronouns.

>87 y/o missing male

>street racers at white castle

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>street racers loitering

GAS GAS GAS

dragsters at the white castle. new fast and furious movie being filmed??

>>129306280
They just played music the whole thing and jammed signal?

>50 year old autistic missing
oh no, not one of ours!

autistic person missing

Help find him anons!

>missing 15 year old autistic beaner

>autistic hispanic 15 y/o brother, 300+ lbs is missing since yesterday

>>129306756
nope. someone kept cutting into the signal and growling like chewbacca. pissed everyone off. not constant but atleast once every 5-10 minutes

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>>129306288
kek

>>129306842
have they checked the taco stands?

>>129306833
i miss him already

>>129306558
Well you only can pick from two, and you're born that way. Shouldn't be too tough.

>unhappy about the service and wants to speak to a sergeant

>>129307001
lmao, my first thought was bitch this aint burger king.

>>129306857
Fucking ballsy. Can't imagine the feds would be to happy about that. Doubt they could catch you unless you didi it all day

>>129307001
>i want a refund

>group of males in front of the Pizza Hut flashing gang signs

>>129307321
fucking dominos fuck off

>>129307237
apparently CPD has a signal squad to track that shit somehow. first i had ever heard of em. plus the FCC was contacted so there's that

>>129307321
>>129307342
It's a pizza turf war- drivers getting rowdy

>>129307416
>ayy nigga papa jons gonna pop a cap in yo ass

lmao, no Robert can deny sexy dispatches requests

>>129307375
I read about someone doing that in NYC, but he was constantly jamming. Not really sure what point is, besides spending time in jail

>2 males lurking

>has a gun hidden inside the fire hydrant

Fat spic with a gun.

>heavy-set male hispanic has gun hidden in the fire hydrant

>>129307738
I know if you do it on CB emergency channels its a huge fine and jail time.I can't imagine the shit hole your in for trolling PD radio channels

>>129307800
what the fuck is going to do, spray fucking water at them?

>>129307887
maybe getting Robert wet was part of his plan

>male bleeding from the head

>>129307850
>wait seven proxies dont work on radio?
>fuck

>42 y/o male did too much coke and now he's not feeling well

those random nog noises in the back. why do they feel the need to fill up every tiny bit of silence with sounds?
hahhahahha too much cocaine

>did too much cocaine
Shieeet

>ODs on cocaine
>not feeling well
kek

>robert slow down
GAS GAS GAS

>>129307850
Nobody listens to cb, much less regulates it. Fcc most of the time won't bother even helping hams bring down offenders.

>>129307962
Hiding from Robert would require over 9000

>>129308226
there are the emergency channels. and i have never heard anyone fuck with em. so i doubt it's a free for all with no repercussions

>>129308407
I think cb is 28.00 or 29.00 mhz. But its not licensed . Cb only has 40 channels but im not sure what the emergency ones are

>shot fired (1)

>female black on the ground shaking

>>129308996
niggers dance weird

>>129308996
>literally shaking

>group of males fighting with bats

Living next to these savages must be the worst..and they can't even own pistols? Ffs

>woman took 7 pills, i guess shes overdosing now

>>129309428
fucking lightweight

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No camera Robert. Anything might happen.

niggers chimping out

WAS THAT A JOKE

Unruly male whites about to commit a hate crime kek

>>129309879
sam?

>female white 20 y/o with PTSD and gun and knife walking back and forth

>female with a gun and a knife
>she has PTSD

is there anyway to fix chicago that doesn't involve a lot of death

She got a knife
And...a gun and she...
She walking back and faurthhh
She got pee tee ess dee

>car on fire

>>129310427
>>129310416
My first night, decided to see what this Robert shit was about. Looks fun Robert

>>129310604
welcome

>>129308226
I thought hams went apeshit on offenders and hunted them down themselves. Not following the ham rules is more dangerous than pretending to be a crip

we're at the point where groups drinking, smoking and fighting isnt even news

>intoxicated homeless male harassing people at Beri Beri and Clark

>people making noise by the gazebo

>the caller's sister and her bf are fighting, jumping on each other
>anonymous caller says a male is beating up a female in front

>people hanging out on the fence
>trying to have sex

>people hanging out on the caller's fence, trying to have sex

>Harry Martinez is being chased by a group of males with knives

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>>129310440
Make em' taste the joy.

>male attacked a female
>picked her up and is carrying her to the taqueria

>north of Sheffield people playing ball in the streets
>at 2:54am

>>129312464
"if this bitch doesnt taste my special sauce im gonna start throwing bricks"

>drunk passed out in the bathroom at McDonalds

>55 y/o male black trying to get into the back doors of a bar

>6-10 male hispanics across from the liquor store who are loud and intoxicated

Good morning roberts, posting while strolling around the city. How are you all?

where have all the Roberts gone?

>>129315683
Seem to be asleep.

>>129315743
shame i miss the bantz

>>129316094
If it makes you feel better I watched Robert investigate the music disturbance on the radio.

>>129316287
pics or it didnt habben

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>>129316420
Excuse the slant, but this was from my phone. The car at the very front is one of their SUVs but it's hard to tell. The location of the crime was at Irving and Greenview, I am currently at Irving and Southport, one block ahead where the photo was taken.

>>129316761
noice work Robert

>>129316971
Thanks. Sadly they didn't bust anyone because the music was gone before I got there so they shined a light through the park and left.

Pic related, taken on Southport by music box theater. Fun will be over soon, sun coming up.

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>when the radio silence goes on for a half minute

its like, the world stopped spinning

>>129303729
>robbing a charity
The absolute state of niggerdom

>>129318961
Anyone can get robbed here, bruh.