One Of Australia's most famous tourist sites is a fucking rock

>>129292183
It's really big though.

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fukin sick rock cunt

fucking shithole desert in the middle of nowhere where ppl die of cancer just from living. What a hellhole. I heard most Auzzies have to ration water too due to government budgeting. LOLOLOL

Canada has the most fresh water than any other nation on earth. We win; water is going to be more valuable than oil soon so y'all fucked.

>>129292183
Say's the "country" with a leaf on their FUCKING FLAG for crying out loud

>>129292230
U livin in a featureless hellscape surrounded by chimps

>>129292532
Our flag is aesthetically far superior to yours. Did you know a 7th grader designed ur flag ? LOL

>>129292183
there's something special about Uluru senpai, its has a kind of drawing magic to it. I really enjoyed visiting it

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>>129292775
just stop

>>129292775
>you have collected 1 mL of syrup for this post

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>>129292183
>a fucking rock

you mean a petrified tree trunk?

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>>129293001

>>129292183
OP is faggot but he is completely right. Don't come here we are full, all we have are giant rocks surrounded by emus, you wouldn't like it.

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>>129293081

>>129292183
Leaf bringing the bantz

The only decent parts of Australia are the coast.

>>129292775
I take pride in the fact that a young, freedom thirsty patriot designed our flag, shows spirit. At least we won our independence, you guys just did it because it was fashionable to do at the time.
>>129292960
The fuck did you do to him again?

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>>129293153

>>129292960
>>129292976
It's true though. Our well proportioned minimalist design speaks for itself. No retarded shit like opposite colors or funny stars. We're confident in our nation and don't need to compensate for our insecurities.

>>129293001
>>129293081
>>129293128
Don't use your own ignorance of fractal geometry to spread insanity

>>129292183
Because it used to be a giant tree.

>>129293245
definitely overcompensating for deficiencies here

>>129293493
keep projecting Mr 54%. If ur nation were condensed down to one person he wouldn't even be white.

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>>129293128
are you fucking serious, dude?

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>>129292183
its a pretty big rock desu

>>129292183

It's pretty cool in that it's just sticking out of the middle of nowhere and on flat land.

You don't see that often.

>>129293245
>We're confident in our nation and don't need to compensate for our insecurities.
dude weed lmao

>drive into the outback and jerk off onto a giant rock

Sounds pretty metal desu. Planning my next vaca.

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>>129293791
We have cool rock too guys

>>129292183
its cool when it rains on it

>>129292230
R O C K
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>>129293707
OK, Mr. Cringe, I got to go now

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>>129293945
fuck I was going to post that.

>>129292183
bigger then your rock

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>>129293945
heres another of our tourist attractions, TWO rocks

>>129293945
AYYYE LMAO

Stay the fuck away from Australia the lot of you, that rock is none of your damned business. And its called Ayer's Rock, not Uluru or some other tribe-speak bullshit.

>>129294093
u got literal clown colors on ur flag

>>129293791
yeah you can even see it from space, its one of the first things Neil Armstrong commented on from the moon

>>129292183
>It's just a stupid boulder!

>>129294093
Murica is that creepy serial killer clown of nations

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>>129294171

I dunno man the city the abos build near its pretty impressive

>>129293306
elaborate on this please

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>>129292183
Does Australia have it's own version of Moab?
Going 4wheeling in the Australia is on my bucket list, I want to see how it compares to the US.

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>>129292183

It's not just a rock, It's an Iron rock situated at the end of an old river, which grew this organized that ate iron and was deposited in this rock. It also gave the planet its oxygen we have today.

>>129294125
you guys are sophisticated and cosmopolitan as fuck

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>>129294125
Mmmmmmhm, pretty gud too, but not to be outdoned i present to you faces ON the rocks

>>129293150
>I take pride in the fact that a young, freedom thirsty patriot designed our flag
and got a B- for it LOL

The rock might be in our country, but it's you dumbass foreigners who fly halfway around the world to look at it isn't it?

>>129294272
We do have a darkside

>>129294422
no, Australia is pretty flat

That sounds hilarious, I want to go there and get hammered and toss pennies for them.

>>129292389
lmao nice try lad, dunno where you get your facts from but maybe you should leave that pathetic excuse of an armpit you call a country and see things for yourself

>>129294631
He just doesn't look like a world leader

>>129292389
America is coming for your water, Leaf

>>129294422
Kakadu, or just north queensland, or pretty much anywhere. its all desert or semi desert

>>129294272
Canada has sex with animals.

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>>129294552
I went there a couple of years ago and it wasn't as high up on a mountain or as big as I thought it was going to be.

They're good rocks Brent.

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>>129294589
Let's see
>Right colors
>Right appearance, weight etc
>right sexuality, (he was ur average gay) faggotry as an identity was born in the us
checks out

>>129294571
Hey, DaVinci wasn't appreciated during his lifetime, doesnt mean anything. At least we're not called any ones hat and at least we don't loose our cups to foreigners *cough* *cough* Stanleys Coup *cough*
>>129294837
On my to do list

>>129292183
>Canacucks jealous of our rock
LMAO

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>>129294552
heres some spoopy rocks, also a tourist attraction. people disapered here or something and they madea movie about it. imo abos just kidnapped them

>>129294769
Naw, we'll just send em the Californians

>>129294552
when are they adding Trump to it?

>>129294703
>armpit. We're the largest nation on earth with the most mineral wealthy and arable land on the planet. Try again retard. As global warming become a thing our boreal forest is going to become farmable. Even currently we have the resources to support a population 10x larger than it currently is.

>>129294947
Nobody ever disappeared at Hanging Rock, it was a fictional novel that was turned into a movie. People think it's based on a real story but there was no group of schoolgirls who disappeared on it one evening.

Great fucking movie though

>>129293945
That's a petrified tree trunk, not a rock.

>>129294272
Canada is the little brother that isn't good at anything and is pathetic and annoying but harmless

>>129293001
You are an honest to god moron if you believe plateaus are petrified trees.

Personification comes from a kind of diffusion with specific nutrients that replace the original material over time. It takes very specific conditions for a really long time. It requires that the animal or tree fall into something like mud or a bog and stay there thousands of years.

So we know those things aren't old trees because,

1. It would be obvious as fuck to look at the stone structure and see wood grain. We don't.

2. Assuming there is no wood grain you can look at the nutrient pattern or try to identify a known type of rock. Every single example perfectly lines up with known rock types and in such detail that the same rock layers can be identified in plateaus miles apart. Clearly this is not the structure a tree would have.

3. Radiological dating should show things much younger near the outside, and older near the middle. Instead, it's older the further down you go through layers.

4. It's rock layers contain other fossils consistent with it having been land.

5. Trees that big would reach space if they looked anything like other trees. Even steel isn't strong enough to make that structure work.

Read real science books to learn something instead of watching youtube.

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>>129292183
Why do you hate rocks so much you guys gave away all your gold and traded it for child sex and animal sex.


I don't understand, Ill keep the rocks.

>>129294893
faint praise leaf. He was a murderous, pedophilic cannibal

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>>129294571
>A fuckin leaf

>>129294703
Yeah up north u guys recycle your shower water 3 times over or some shit. that's Africa tier poverty. U also get electricity cuts

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>>129295119
nice greentext senpai

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>>129295119
>global warming become a thing

>>129295119
and you gave it back to your abo's, fucking leaf.

>>129295171
An interesting thing to point out is the actual petrified tree sights are unexplored because of doofuses like those guys talking about world trees and creating false positive red herrings n shit.

>>129294837
lol wtf this can't be real

>>129292246
right?!

>>129295123
ill fucking disappear you in a sec if u don't stop telling lies about Australian history

>>129293791


Is it a rock?
Or a rock lobster?

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>>129294552
We haz a big rock with faces. Also, regular laser shows.

>Stone Mountain is a quartz monzonite dome monadnock and the site of Stone Mountain Park in Stone Mountain, Georgia. At its summit, the elevation is 1,686 feet (514 m) MSL and 825 feet (251 m) above the surrounding area. Stone Mountain is well-known not only for its geology, but also for the enormous rock relief on its north face, the largest bas-relief in the world.[1] The carving depicts three Confederate figures during the Civil War: Stonewall Jackson, Robert E. Lee, and Jefferson Davis.

>Stone Mountain was once owned by the Venable Brothers and was the site of the founding of the second Ku Klux Klan in 1915. It was purchased by the State of Georgia in 1958.

>Stone Mountain is more than 5 miles (8 km) in circumference at its base. The summit of the mountain can be reached by a walk-up trail on the west side of the mountain or by the Skyride aerial tram.

>>129295245
>most auzzies
>up north
learn population distribution bruv
most canadians are too busy being high and and having small mans syndrome over americas superiority

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>>129292183
>canada doesn't have a giant rock

sweet tears

>>129294899
DaVinci was appreciated and did tons of cool shit whereas that retarded little shit accomplished nothing other than designing ur flag (Which he failed at and won by sheer luck/ the judge was probably on drugs too tbqh)

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>>129295123
we find there bodies washed up at the shore line.

People do commit suicide at blow holes n shit mate.

>>129293001
You know, it would be cool as fuck if there used to be a bunch of world trees spread across the earth, but real life ain't awesome

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>>129294937
Nah m8; keep ur cum stained desert brick.

>>129294947
That's some pretty clever naming for a rock 10/10 Mine is not a rock per say.but more like a bunch of rocks banding together to make cooler rocks aka baby rocks
>>129294988
Checked, probably when he nukes canada
>>129295124
All i know is that Teddy Roosevelt approves so i approve
>>129295142
kek made my day
>>129295209
Hey man, some of us like rocks. #rockolivesmatter

>>129292389
>Canada has the most fresh water than any other nation on earth
pretty sure russia has more
desu what the fuck does it matter when our water is so shit you can develop film in most of our major lakes. I mean we just sell it off to companies for borderline free prices to ship out to other countries anyways

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>>129295696
Forgot rock

>>129295221
belief in the leaf

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>>129295661


what is the boreal forest?

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>>129295694
> a fucking hill

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>>129295142
>assraped the strongest nation on earth two (2) times in a row
>harmless
pick one

>>129295171
>Personification comes from a kind of diffusion with specific nutrients
Wow I never learned this in writing class

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>>129292183
Yet Canadians still come here and pay money to look it. Who is the real sucker here?

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ahh now I see why Canada is so salty about our rock. they only have one type of rock.

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>>129292183

Fuck off cunt

>>129293791
for you

>>129295210
>He was a murderous, pedophilic cannibal
As I said. Your average homosexual

>>129295819
Yggdrasil doesn't live in fucking siberia you bozon

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>>129292183

That's pretty rich coming from a leaf

>>129295962
It's fucking disgusting that you're building one of the largest mines on the planet right beside it
The reef already suffers from argricultural chemicals flowing into the reef because you cut down the trees on Queensland coast that protects the reef from runoff from land

>>129295962
That reef's not gonna exist anymore once your government's through with it

>>129293791
For you

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>>129295893
How is it assraping when you are forced to retreat? We built it better btw, also whats up with canucks taking credits away from Britain? Here take another rock

>>129296135
first the teen leaf now the virtue signalling kiwi

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>>129296059


sez yu

>>129296135
its like 600 kilometres inland from the coast you mong

>>129295494
At least we're in a relevant geographical location with actual livable land that doesn't want to kill us at ever turn. Canada is comfy as fuck; weed makes it better desu.

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>>129295819
Nah, mate, i mean the stratosphere spanning trees that would leave stumps like these guys are claiming. Those would be cool as fuck

>>129295819

A bunch of regular sized trees? Please don't insert yourself into discussions when you don't understand the topic being discussed.

>>129296164

Mate, your shitty reefs are suffering just as much, they just aren't getting as much media coverage because no one gives a shit about your reefs

>>129296384
How many canucks are killed by moose

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>pic related
I see a kiwi leaf axis forming guys, watchout!!!!!

>>129296378
The runoff ruins the reef you moron because you cut down most of the forests which protects the reef
Runoff from agricultural chemicals, mining waste, etc just runs straight into the reef because there are hardly any trees protecting the coast

>>129292246

cheers cunt you should see the big fella, bloody beauty

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>>129295496
This is ur average "First Nations" person where I live. At least our natives are human and their offspring aren't complete degenerates as ur pic alludes to

>>129294552
are those faces just a miracle of nature? if there were ever a sign that god is real that is definitely it

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>>129295694

>>129294353
fractals are the geometry of nature. Things at all scales take on the same shapes. The outlines of small islands are identical to that of continents and tiny stones.

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>>129295848
Yeah, I'l stay in paradise. (Canada)

>>129292183

lets see how big your rock is cunt

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>>129292183

We've got Devils Tower, what do you have Canada? I think I'm sensing some rock envy here on your part.

To give consolation to Australians, the Ningaloo Reef is in pristine state because Western Australians aren't retards who allow their reef to be destroyed like queenscucklanders do

>>129295119
Russia is bigger m8. Much bigger.

>>129293001
>American education

>>129295123
Well spotted mr CIA. Not a mainstream movie, but intriguing all the same with a nice soundtrack. Interesting that a lot of Australians believe it's 'based on a true story'

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>>129293001

That is Flat Earth Tier retarded bullshit there! Wew!

>>129295928
I hope he meant petrification :)
Damn autocorrect

>>129294837
it sucks

>>129296384
The only comfy thing about Canada is that you're in walking distance from Santa. As for the inmates down under, having an entire continent to yourself seems like a pretty good deal to me.
>>129296713
Legend has it that mighty George Washington himself ejaculated on the mountain and that's the result of that

1ST point: The American flag is beautiful
2ND point: To the retard that said Canada is the biggest country in the world...duh uhh Russia
3RD point: Other than Vancouver which I'll grant Sydney is on an equal unaffordable level due to Chinese every city is fucking on retard level of cold during winter..ok Toronto slightly less so... Toronto is a shit hole... Calgary, Alberta, All west of BC is basically is retarded level cold....um no thanks.
4th point: A leaf...
5th point: Canadians are cucks, Australian men are far superior
6th point: Muslims in Canada.
7th point: Trudeau
8th point: Climate change still= retard level cold
9th point: Australian cities far more better to live in, largely due to the weather but other points also contribute
10th point: Muh water... yeah pretty sure we will sort that out with technology desalination or we will just buy water


11th point: Honestly who prefers leafs over Aussies???

> Australian in Hong Kong

>>129295938
Canadians are the dopiest tourists. They have an endearing, 'deer in the headlights' vacant sort of expression most of the time. I am generalizing, but only a little. They like to pretend to be a bit intellectual also, but this usually falls fairly flat. The Merkins who come here seem much more switched on

>>129297066
That's only because they're claiming our continental shelf. If it were adjusted Canada would be slightly bigger

>>129295123
>Great fucking movie though


Why do you have to swear?

"It was a wonderful film." There, was that so hard?

>>129296384
Tundra inhabited by polar bears permafrozen for 365 days a year

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>>129296962
lol @ your lake.

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>>129296404

>regular sized

>>129297337
Santa lives in North Pole, Alaska

>>129296640
Canadian first nations groups have been taken over by 1/16ths taking over high paying positions and LARPing as being first nations. Don't bullshit me I've seen the chugs passed out on the streets from drinking listerine

>>129296111
mountains in the wilderness > a giant rock in a shitty desert

>>129297627
even the filename says that's your ""lake""

>>129297627
Go on; drink it.

>>129292230
Fuck the leafs m8 have on with your big cum rock. Straya!

>>129293945
Siberian traps are bigger.

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>>129297494
>They have an endearing, 'deer in the headlights' vacant sort of expression most of the time.
KEK. Can't confirm, they also tend to speak very fast to give the illusion of saying something smart, usually all i understand is eh and sorry to which i just smile and wave at them hoping they go away.
>>129297822
I think they have clay on the north pole, part of it. I think we should give em alaska cause it doesn't look good on the map and instead take central america and deport the beans to colombia.
>>129298151
Always knew they were insecure, but to start shit with australia who did nothing to them is a new low even for Canada

>>129298061
brb drinking salt water.
great idea leaf

>>129298493
exactly. Your lake has no purpose other than muh bretty colors. Encapsulates the Auzzie mindset desu. Pointless and vibrant much liek a nigger

>>129298593
and what purpose does your lake have?

>>129298280

Everyone tells us Michiganders that we sound like Canadians or something. I'm like "No, that's just the maple leaf jackasses coming to Michigan from Ontario you're hearing."

>>129298819
water, life, electricity, fishing, sports etc

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>>129298593
Back to Winter Peg

>>129298280
>I think we should give em alaska
Fuck that we'll take BC and Alberta deport the locals to Montreal. Yukon too, looks better that way

MURICA > LEAFS
STRAYA > LEAFS

MURICA + STRAYA = BROS

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>>129296640

That's not true at all, and you know it. He's a metis, so he's likely 1/32 indian at most

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>>129292230
>thinking that's a big rock
fucking tard

>>129292389
>what is water desalination

You underestimate humans

>>129298919
Gotta buy that milk man
>>129299007
In that case lets just annex em and send them to Guantanamo bay, they should fit and have plenty of room to spare, the locals there should make it feel just like home too

>>129292183
I came on that rock like 20 years ago.

you cant even get near the thing now. everyone's banned.

>>129298593
>provided salt to sailors
>no use

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We have the biggest rocks you faggots

>>129299269
expensive

>>129299357


That's really a thing?

>>129293791

How easy is it to get on top of that?

>>129292183
>One Of Australia's most famous tourist sites is a fucking rock

Yeah but it's a really nice rock.

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>>129292183

Nothing wrong with that

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>>129295124
>tree
we have petrified waves.

>>129292183
Wait, do they literally masturbate on it, or are you just misusing the word "literal"?

>>129299269
I was thinking we should build a new desal plants then pump the water into the basic to the north of melbourne, and make that inland fresh water sea people talk about

maybe all the faggots from plebbit will go out there and fucking die while taking a photo of this shitty rock for karma.

>>129299357
>everyone's banned.
long arm of //pol//

>>129295734

Dat ain't the Grand Canyon--that's Horseshoe Bend...

>>129293791
All i can think about is abbos cumming all over that. Do abbos really do that

>>129292389
Acting like if we ran out and said, "Canada we are taking these lakes and piping it to us." your pussy country wouldn't be like, "Eh, okay. Go right ahead. Plenty of water."

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We have space rocks

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>>129292183
>>129293001
>>129293081
>>129293128
>>129293153
>>129293791
>>129293945
theres plenty of large rocks we can talk about in this thread fellas

>>129299661
Me bad senpai. I just googled that shit, on my to go list

>>129294422
Only fags have bucket list.

>>129299975
Every Anglo country has cool rocks except for canada. Sad. Also this >>129299885
space rocks too

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>Canada is so mad about not having big rocks they had to make a man made hill

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackstrap_Provincial_Park#Blackstrap_Ski_Hill

>>129297027
You're a good lad. Our government is fucking retarded
>No economic solutions
>Let's just sell more of our shit, fuck the consequences for the environment and future generations, at least we'll be stay rich before we are dead.

>>129292183
Holy shit Australia is salty as fuck about a leaf post, Holy shit, this is it boys, put on your happening hats.

>>129292230
For you

>>129292183
Yeah but Canada has literally fuck all itself.

>>129293791
>>129294171
Um it's called "Uluru" thanks.

Please respect the people of the land

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>>129300212
Canadas largest rock:
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Rock_(glacial_erratic)

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>>129300212
Even former Anglo countries have some cool rocks. Check out the currency of the country formerly known as Rhodesia.

>>129294265
>its not just a boulder. It's a rock. A big beautiful rock. The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles

>>129300293
Kek, compensating much.
>>129300394
You clearly haven't read the thread motherfucker
>>129300463
Even your parents acknowledge that you're nothing special Leaf
>>129300697
Based Rhodesia has a rock on top of a rock on top of another rock. Fuck the nigs

>>129294837
Yeah, it's pretty disappointing.

>>129299204
265m from the ground
uluru is 348m, with another 2.5km under the ground

why are americans so stupid

>>129299399
largest rock there is only 300m
lmao

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>>129292389

>>129292389
Lmao this is the saltiest post I've seen all month. I know you leafs are ashamed of your pathetic country with third world health care but there's no need to project

>>129293245
The literal reason you have a leaf on your flag is because there is nothing memorable or unique about your country otherwise. At least there is symbolism in our flag. Yours was just a convenience lol

>>129299204
you literally have a city called little rock

>>129293808
>you don't see that often
>happens right beside the giant rock
>>129293791

>>129299885

Stone meteorite?

>>129298593
And yet it's still less salty than you

>>129292183
>>129301565

BIG REDPILL IN HERE. COME READ IT CALMLY AND THINK RATIONALLY.

YOU WILL SHIT BRICKS

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>>129300176
>not having a bluckety liet

>>129301757

What the fuck does Little Rock Arkansas have to do with Devils Tower, ya mong?

>>129302120
Hey, don't fuck with the leaf. Just because he's retarded doesn't mean you can hurt his feelings.

>>129302380

Oh, they're federally protected now? My bad.

>>129301757
Even our cities have rocks leaf-o-boy

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Google spends 2 years doing a walkabout street view of the rock..

Abos complain and ban them from taking images of it.

I'm convinced Aussies are the true ugly Americans

>>129295455
Wonder how they'll get rid of this Confederate monument...

>>129293001
Why is it always Americans?

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>>129306008
Here everybody, have a rock on me

>>129306008
I have little doubt that they'd blow the carving off the face of the mountain and make an "iconic" propaganda video, like they did the swastika at Zeppelinfeld, if they could get away with it.

>>129294449
based wayne

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>>129306319
The laser show looks like it's gotten out of hand since I was a kid. The part where the lasers bring the carving to life was always my favorite, despite the Elvis.

>4th Of July at Stone Mountain Park 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiFsPQlyKI4

>>129292183
I just wanna know how some girl got lost inside this rock and died or disappeared or whateverthefuck happened. Did a dingo take her sense of direction?

>>129292389
If humans really do get to the point where water is rare, we'll just invade you and take it.

>>129292389
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l20Pac9YWM

If you live in a town that brings in Australians to work. You will realize they are a doomed race of human. It's impossible to have a conversation with one of those monkey's.

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Sadly with the times have come the commercialisation of Uluru, just like every other postcard destination. You used to drive for about 5 hours from alice springs to get there, and there were a few hotel/tourist places near the rock you could stay.

Now that's all changed. You can jump on the 300 USD daily flight to the newly paved airport right next to that damn turd, only takes 45 minutes each way. Then when you land you can stop at Yulara and visit a fucking university they built in the middle of that damn place because so many people go there. Oh and the hotels? Yeah now there are multiple 4 and 5 star resorts to cater to the east asian tourists that flood through like the christmas day tsunami.

When you get to the rock there are only authorized paths you can take and you're watched closely as retards try to chip away at the rock face for a souvenier. Then you can get the same picture as everyone else of a big rock face that you can find anywhere else.

Complete your visit by wondering why the hell you spent over 2 grand to see a rock in dirt with your wife that she doesn't give two shits about and you don't either.

>>129296962
still a rock (a much bigger, prettier rock).
>>129296984
see above

>>129308799
My interest in places decreases in proportion to how touristy it is. Context is everything. If you dont feel like you are discovering something even in some small way then the magics gone.

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>>129299744
what if the whole rock is a dried cum heap?

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>>129298593

Reminder that Canuckland doesn't have picturesque coastlines.

But is a cool looking rock anon, i can't name anything cool in your country. sorry

>>129292532
>2
LMFAO

>circlejerking over rocks
I'm done, enough /pol/ for me.

ITT: descendants of literal convict and prostitutes try to bully the rightfull owner of the land they were put on by masons

>be abo
>literally there since the dawn of time
>if you were to tell the story of your people it would take a week
>remember human history, surviving the great flood, the asteroid impact
>be able to hunt and thrive in one of the harsher climate in the world
>have god tier music instruments that recall the sound heard when the world was created (didjeridoo)
>probably develop even some kind of pysichic ability (numerous reports of hunters letting the tribe know what they hunted and what game and shit)
>some retarded mong son of a bitch and a murderer arrive with muh pistol guns and start reee'ing "dis mine now"
>tfw

The other interesting thing about Uluru is the ecosystem there as well as the amount of permanent water around the base of the rock, you can see why the Abbo's loved the place.

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>be me about 11 years old
>go on a boring family holiday to Ayers Rock before SJWs ruined everything
>abo guide leads a tour around it, hear about sacred jibba jabba dreamtime sites, told to be respectful
>calls the rock climbers mingas (ants) and says they are disrespectful
>family climb it anyway cos it's epic
>super steep, oldfags keep stopping and gasping for breath
>I get up top about 30min before them and go exploring
>it's really spooky and undulating on top, easy to get lost, sudden drop offs, flaky surface that breaks underfoot
>see another kid my age also exploring, we instantly hate each other, have words then start throwing bits of Ayers Rock at each other
>moves to full combat, rock incoming, take cover, return fire, run to new cover, try not to fall off edge, run out of ammo, kick at rock to break off more pieces to throw and run and hide until totally lost and alone
>find my way back, all good
>later at the dinner table, listened to them marvel about abo culture and timeless geology, unable to decide if they were disrespectful by climbing
>"So what about you anon, do you feel you disrespected their culture by climbing?"
>Nope, not me

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>>129293945

>>129294281
I love Paris!

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>>129292876
That's Ayers Rock you dirty abo

>>129297488
This desu. You boys are welcome to come help annex Canada for its water and syrup when the DOTR comes.

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>>129292183

Do YOU have a big rock, you white dog?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DaXFes_REg

Pic related. Little Canadian Rocks.

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We also got a big snake.

He used to be called Bruce, but we had to change it to Snekaloogipoojoo of the Kalamatdindu Tribe, but now he's called Xi Qing Chang.

>>129292183
A

>>129301757
and it's a nigger infested shit heap to boot

Seriously? A thread about fucking rocks??

>>129317052
>Seriously? A thread about fucking rocks??

You're just jealous that the aussies have a nice big red one and you don't!

>>129292183
leaf has a big hole as a tourist attraction.

>>129293791

>for you

>>129293001
It's confirmed! The world went to shit after the World Trees were destroyed during the last Finno-Korean Hyperwar.

>>129292183
God damn leaf, put down the syrup.

>>129292389

>where ppl die of cancer just from living

living is the cause of cancer everywhere lad

don't fuck with the fucken' rock cunt

>>129293791
Why is it there? Has anyone looked inside for a hidden space ship?

>>129311785
>rocklet

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>>129294855

>>129299439
did it in jeans

>>129292183
>a fucking massive rock in the middle of nowhere

better than your rocky mountains

>>129292183
I actually feel thats a neat structure that deserves to remain protected leafy

>>129294787
Kakadu is shit unless you can fly around it in a helicopter... dont waste your time there in a 4wd

>>129299439

You can walk up it.

>>129312193

>Be abos.
>Get kicked out of PNG
>Genocide original inhabitants
>Claim their caveman legacy as yours
>Have no written language
>Slowly forget basic tech.
>Literally forget how to boat, how to clothe.
>FORGET HOW TO START FIRES.
>NEVER INVENT THE WHEEL.
>BE 10000 YEARS BEHIND THE REST OF THE WORLD
yah wyt daval detray muh cultar, 2 dola for da bus?

>>129292183
It is an EPIC petrified dinosaur turd

>>129292230
A big red rock!

>>129322333
Structure is something that needs to be constructed from several parts. You could say that's a neat formation, but a structure it is not.

>>129292246
'Oath

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Our cave men where white so they built an amazing feat of engineering that can not be fathomed even today.
But our cave men were your cave men if you colony fuckpieces are actually white.
Except that leaf.
We're having no responsibility for that little shit.

>>129330487
>UK telling the great white north its not white.

Nice try Bong tell Gemma I said hi

>>129300616
Nope. Canada's largest rock:
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Shield

>>129313085
Fantastic