ITT: Leftist humor

>>129283690
Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

>>129283790
Don't forget to Pokemon Go™ to the polls ;-)

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>>129283790
TWO FUKKIN SKEWBZ?

>>129283690
Women are funny. Get over it.

>>129283790
You voted for Hillary. We know it. Nice try.

Just give in and enjoy all the WINNING!

it doesnt even make fucking sense jesus christ

>>129283690
>But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.
He already HAS the nuclear codes, you fucking retard! He's our president.

>>129284436
>People in (Glass) houses shouldn't throw (Glass)
what doesn't make sense?

>>129284395
>>129284544
newfags

>>129283690
That's true Hillary, but Donald Trump lives in the White House.

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>>129284436

Clearly you're just one of the 31,000 alt-right NECKBEARD TROLLS!

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>>129284789
btw look at this fucking psycho cunt

>100k tweets
>ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND TWEETS
>nobody reads them

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>>129283690
It's funny because Trump's tweet is reasonable and yet all it takes for her disillusioned supporters to drop it is a dry unfunny response with an unfunny worn out meme

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>>129283923

You have to Mexi-go back

>>129283923
You're just too stupid to understand this one.

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>>129283690

It's the single most cringe thing I've ever read. I'm not kidding. Even now when I read it I actually physically cringe.
My God, she could have been president and on TV all the time....with her fucking face filling up the screen. See I cringed again. Fuck....

>>129283690
>Hillary Clinton
>Leftist

I guess she's left compared to you but she's not a leftist

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>>129283690
STEAK????
WITH KETCHUP?!?!?!

>>129283690
She didn't even get the saying right.... God damn it, how can one person be so socially unaware

>>129284592
Because you throw stones at a glass house, dumb fuck.

The phrase doesn't work if both the type of house and the object being thrown are the same thing.

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>>129287576

people in glass houses shouldn't throw glass? heh
bitch's retarded

>>129284592
It's the wrong saying. It makes sense not to throw glass in a glass house, but the saying is "People who live in a glass house shouldn't throw stones".

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This dude's pretty consistently funny

>>129287862
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/sarcasm

>>129283690
>people in glass houses shouldnt throw... glass?

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>>129287576
>calls the other guy a dumb fuck

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>>129283690
Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the Dragonballs.

>>129288390
What do you think Trump would wish for if he had the Dragonballs?

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>>129290406

>>129290096
A global geas on all journalists to report events honestly.

>>129284661
Trump has a Twitter writer

>>129284395
Lurk moar.

>>129284901
>Navy veteran

Let me guess, desk job for a couple years before getting administrative separation for a mental disorder?

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>>129283690
whos this lady saying mean things to the President ?

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mmm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kpI1ez5KkA

>>129283790
>0.03 shekels has been deposited into your account

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>>129291233
don't accept the money it is dangerous.

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This is now a Seth Rich thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVjEcIANv1o

>>129290933
Don't forget all the constant degenerate skankery in between.

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>>129283690
how does she have 7 trillion upvotes on that i just literally cant even

>>129291438
R.I.P.

It's a shame he got assassinated by Russia because he knew too much about their election interference.

>>129284215
This and the DELEGATES DAHNALD are the best memes to come out of everything so far

>>129284215
WHY IS THE LOBOTOMITE CLAPPING!? I DID NOT TELL IT TO DO SO WITHOUT MY APPROVAL!

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>>129291702
we know who did it and what stolen weapons where used pal.

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>>129283690

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leftist ""humour""

>>129291660
Because she said covfefe! She totally turned it around on him bro! YAAAASSS!


No but seriously. You underestimate how many "With Her" fags are still following her. Not to mention all the ones who hate Trump and will like even the most juvenile or poorly thought out joke against him. Hell I'll even admit that I chuckled at this before I realized she got the saying wrong.

>>129284901
>Newtown, CT
Wonder if it's a crisis actor

>>129283790
Oh sweetie, Trump IS the president.

>>129283690
literally le epic gem

>>129292002
I chuckled at Y'all Queda.

>>129292002
>Ya'll quaeda

Actually chuckled a bit

>>129284329
Was that supposed to be a joke? Tits or gtfo you obvious female.

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>>129283690
>Hillary Clinton
>leftist

>>129292031
>DELET
>YUOR
>ACROUNT

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>>129283690
I actually like this one. Just this though.

>>129291965
It's sad to think that Hillary has a team of consultants who do all this research on memes and the current trends and shit, and probably get paid pretty well, and every single one of her little disses always blows up in her face with zero effort.

>>129287086
>medium
crowd is quieter than a morgue
>medium-rare
the females stir, and begin to fan their chests
>rare
there's loud cheering and whistling as panties go flying onto the grill
>blue rare
stretchers are brought out for women who have fainted from orgasming. A team of strapping lumberjacks bring over a giant novelty 100% GRADE A MAN card, which you certify with a stamp from your massive ballsack

Tune in next time when we demonstrate that liking really spicy foot guarantees your cock is at least 10 inches, flaccid.

>>129292675
I refuse to believe this is real.

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>>129292675
For fuck's sake, Anon.

>>129294205
It can't be. It's too fucking ridiculous.

>>129290752
he's admitted he has a twitter guy, he said something like "yeah, ya know, i have a person on my team who i just tell what to write. I'll say something and he just puts it up there".

All the tweets are from the horse's mouth though. The funny thing is that whenever people freak out over his misspelling on twitter, he probably fires the dude and hires some other low level employee.

>>129293535
>It's sad to think that Hillary has a team of consultants who do all this research on memes and the current trends and shit,

What's really sad is that so many of us spend our lives doing that kind of shit and aren't getting paid for it. Like I probably wouldn't work for her on principle, but it'd be nice to be offered money to be a professional memer/shitposter.

>>129292675
>kids
>5.5

That's fucked up.

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>>129292002
yall quaeda, priceless

>>129293332
tickles my almonds, i mean ...nuts

That tweet is amazing to me
The whole thing was so funny and everyone had fun on all sides. And she managed to make it not funny.

She is the definition of buzzkill.

>>129286467

Fuck off Carlos

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>>129283690

I like this one better:

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>>129298474
EXCUSE ME

>>129298474
is it haram to notice that she was a cute loli?

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Found something funnier. I wish you could upload two images at once.

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>720k likes
>Trump tweets almost never get over 100k
feelsbadman.

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>>129287770
>>129288378

>>129292675
>I have 5 wonderful children and another child named Brian
Brian's not wonderful

>>129298914

Hopefully she is the main antagonist in Unteralterbach 2

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>>129284215
BLIMBPV BTFO!!!! HOW WILL DRUMPANZEES EVER RECOVER FROM THIS?

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>>129292002
TFW you want to join Y'all queda

>>129292675
This and that fearless NY girl statue are reasons why men are so cautious of relationships.

>>129283690
white* house

>>129291855
I have to play Old World Blues again, that was some good shit.

>>129283690
wow 720k likes huh?

those bots and chinese are working OT

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>>129283690
Day of the rope when.
Lets just settle this.
No more half measures.

>>129293332

Mooz an sqwirril

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>>129294943
ones a dwarf

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>>129287576
People this stupid really exist.

>What is pattern matching for 500?

>>129292675
Your average Craigslist LARP

>>129283923
DONALD DUCK'S HIS TAXES!

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>>129287072
>stalin wasn't a real communist either
>czech
>and
>m8
you quintuple nigger fgt

>>129298474
Thanks ass hole you just made me realize I share my birthday with her. Ruined my Friday.

>>129290752
Only during the day, those late night tweets are all him.

>>129294668
I remember reading that it's an assistant that's been with him for years.

>>129315644
Fuck, I'm off by one day, the 27th. Close call. Never even realised that.

>>129299153
This is why piracy is a crime.

>>129284215

>>129284215
^This was pretty much what I thought of too.

>>129283690
People in glass houses shouldn't throw glasses?

>>129283690
POKEMON GO TO THE POLLS!

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>>129284215

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You know she could have done so much with that joke

Let me try

Trump doesn't like the media Covfefe

Does trump's hair provide enough covfefe to stop uv rays?

where at party city can i buy Covfefe for Bill's Birthday?

see even my retard 3 am shit is better worded

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>>129284215

>>129318011
People in glass houses shouldnt throw glass. Glass is hard enough to break glass so if you throw an orb of glass in your glass house all of your glass will break and you will be forced to go to the market to purchase more glass.

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>>129290752

>>129293535

>every single one of her little disses always blows up in her face with zero effort

Leftists are gluttons for punishment. The worse the tweet, the more libs will love it.

>>129294668
Why would he fire the dude for small mistakes, from what I've gathered about Trump he always treats the little guys in his companies with respect

>>129299317

700k of those are paid twitterbots

>>129319404
wuz

>>129283690
>literally a capitalist moderate
>"""""leftist"""""

>>129317393
how bout air piracy , is it a crime too?
no biggie, just asking

>>129283690
WE WUZ KANGZ, NIGGA, WE WUZ KAAAAAAAAAANGS!

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>>129318426
i <3 u /pol/
i'm sorry ma drunk laughed so much

>>129298474
It's like her team has no idea what makes a person likeable

>>129319404
>must

>>129283690
>people in <I Stand Up> shouldn't throw <I Stand Up>.
I don't get it.

>>129283790
You mad twink?

>>129292373
It's a South park joke I think, Cartman says that while wearing a "token's life matters" tshirt