Brit/pol/ - Theresa May Will Not Be Our Prime Minister By The

I predict violent leftist protests the likes of which haven't been seen since the Iraq War, because of this DUP shit

Why am I supposed to give a fuck about the DUP's ties with paramilitaries when we let Sinn Fein run in elections without so much as a comment?

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Polfag in Belfast reporting in AMA

>>129274542
what estate

>>129274447
Northern Irish politics should never seep out of our containment zone

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Tommy met Molyjew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWNpZ3Dwf68

What somewhere else in Europe to have a happening lads.

>>129274542
Do you accept that the sausage roll bap is superior to whatever shit you eat down there?

>>129274447

They are both shitheads who should be put on an island to fight to the death tbqh.

>>129274512
"Civil war erupts" jesus the hyperbole

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Running low on murals

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Reminder Ireland has subsidised the evival of a dead language so much you can see the border on a map.

>>129274512
Imagine living in the universe where Andrea Leadsom was PM, I can't even begin to imagine it throwing up twists like this.

issy...

So hard or soft brexit?

>>129274653
There's actually fears that in the event of a boarder referendum that The Republic may say no for this very reason.

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I'm thinking about signing up for the military to kill people. I have a degree, so I could become an officer. Then transfer to a PMC or something, I don't know...

>>129274822
thisiswhatcolonialismlookslike.jpg

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>>129274669

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Last mural, gonna post the one that most kekworthy

>>129274822
Do Irish people actually speak it in their day to day life or is it purely for meme purposes?

>>129274669
I wonder how many people dismiss Tommy because of his accent?

>>129274822
I have lived in Belfast for the past 11 years and I swear I have absolutely never heard Irish before. I don't even know how it sounds

>>129274653
Not much we can do about that with the laws we have currently

>>129274039
They're going to find someone even stupider?

>>129274997
Probably like Welsh but if the speaker was more drunk.

The Irish seem to be ever so slightly upset about this whole DUP thing lads.

So all in all it was probably a good move.

>>129274822
What am I looking at.

>>129274944
no upcoming wars

>>129274985
Meme language, like Welsh.

>>129274039
So tea drinkers, without May does this mean brexit is no more?

>>129274985
A few in rural areas will speak it day to day but the vast majority don't

>>129274888
Red, White and Blue brexit

>>129274948
>thisiswhatretardedyanksthink.txt
Irish was dead prior to 1920. The Republic wasted money to revive it solely to not be English.

Northern Ireland DID NOT do this, and as you can see the map is different because of it.

>>129275131
i was joking baby luv u

>>129274993
I can name at least 650

>when you vote for comrade corbyn to get free shit but you wake up the next day and ethno-sectarian creationist christians lead the goverment

i dont give a shit if the GOV collapses twitter is fucking hilarious atm

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I only went and got banned on election night didn't I

All I did was post a harmless fake 'reply to this post or...' BBC News edit. Nobody got upset by that sort of throwaway humour until recently.

>>129275081
There is a large percentage of the Welsh population who speak Welsh as a first language at home, followed by English.

>>129275064
Map of Irish speakers. See: >>129275131

>>129274039
>>129272747
Thinking of this, who controls upkeep of the murals?
Looking at some of the ones the Americlap posted, some in a pretty dire condition, and could do with some touch ups. And don't get me started on the faces.

Would the para's kneecap you for touching them up, are they that sensitive?

>>129274997
> Belfast
>North Ireland
>Part of UK
That's not really Ireland now is it.

>>129274944
Go for it. Becoming an officer is easy as piss. I passed the test when I was literally in y10. But there doesn't look like there will be any conflicts soon though.

>>129274267
>>129274438
Alright, well that's unfortunate for you then. Obviously we don't want your economy to collapse, and frankly (as an Englishman) I wouldn't mind paying more taxes to ensure that you lot do alright in the long term.
That being said, if you drag us back into the EU, you're fucking dead to us, and I'll personally petition the ROI to invade you.

>>129274985
We speak English here sometimes we use popular Irish phrases and slang too, it's mainly used when we leave Ireland and want to talk about people without them understanding.

>>129275239
Depends if you live on East or West.
I'm from the east and probably never been on the west side

>>129275190
you missed out

>>129274888
I think whatever the Europeans were going to offer hasn't changed. That's nothing, by the way. They'll just get more people sympathetic to their position.

What matters is what we do after.

>>129275131
Yep, a few places have tried to revive languages that were dead.

The only place where it worked was Israel, partly due to the fact that you had jews from all over showing up speaking languages that where not the same, so it made sense to have a language that was not any of them to be the national language.

https://youtu.be/X-mC4obeDhg

0:33

>>129275331
WHAT ESTATE YE WEE FANNY

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Why doesn't he move to Norn Iron?

>>129275293
Interesting.
I speak polish when I'm in the UK/Ireland and heavly mixed polish with english while in Poland for maximum encryption

>>129275250
Northern Ireland was the only country in the uk with a leader that supported brexit.

>>129275190
That's not so bad. People were posting legit CP

>>129275072
>>129275244

There's always a war coming. Regardless, what do you think? I hate being told what to do and I'm a massive loner. I don't think I'll do well, but I need some purpose.

>>129274997
ive got a question like
>>129275250
said

would old people (prot/cath whatever) get pissed if you went over UDA/UVF/IRA murals with paint

The fuck is going on? Apparently another terrorist attack?

What's the story with Scots national party ? Salmon, sturgeon, Robertson guys like that, are they ethnically Scots Gaels that just don't speak the language or what?

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>>129275436
>people are using my screencap in multiple edits

Because he's old and entrenched.

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>>129275237
I am sure there is a local unit commander who you can find to talk to get permission/raise funds if he decides not to deal drugs at that moment.

>>129275571
>Salmon, sturgeon,
Both these guys ?
Sounds fishy.

>>129275545
Man seized a spork from behind bulletproof glass at a buffet table, entire city is on lockdown.

>>129275442
Basically something similar, if your ever in a group with a few Irish lads and they start talking to each other in Irish its safe to assume they're talking about someone in the group.

>>129275571
fake nationalists want to disintegrate the kingdom just to join the EU

luckily they got etrnally BTFO last night

>>129275571
Few lads who watched braveheart one too many times.

>>129275571
Salmond took part in a documentary supporting Scots in Northern Ireland so you probably wouldn't like him

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>>129275190
They gotten a lot more anal about that.

Still better then the assholes who where posting honest to goodness CP. I did dare click on a webm.

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anyone else got a sneaking suspicion that the yoof turnout shit is being over-exaggerated?

>>129275673
How popular is knowledge of Irish among your average Irish pal?
I mean not just a few sentences, but up to a communicative level

>>129275633
It's like the way in Spanish you use the plural in masculine form even if there's a bird involved.

>>129275822
Izzy was on Russia Today?

>>129275449
Do they fuck. They explicitly support a "soft Brexit" (I thought this meme was dead...). And since they're the kingmakers in the HoC now, we basically have to do whatever they say.

Which means that the EU will kindly let us keep the Single Market, freedom of movement and the Customs Union, but in exchange, we have to pay them billions of pounds and continue to do whatever they want.

Soft Brexit means remaining in all but name.

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBgmC_USeoM

good luck to you bongs, do you think if theresa gets replaced with someone not shit it would be good or is it just not enough time?

>>129275470
officers tend to be loners, there's not wars upcoming unless you fly jets or fly UAV's. They won't repeat afghan again for a long time.

You can get in with any degree to, one of my old officers had an art degree he was a cunt that no one liked though.

You'll only be told what to do in training, after sandhurst you'll just sit on a desk all day telling 17year olds what to do.

>>129275887
of topic but do you care/want norn iron to join ROI?

>>129275228
I never said the Welsh weren't dedicated to their meme.

>>129275838
Do we have the numbers yet?

The past few thread have been the complete opposite to 24 hours ago, so comfy

>>129274447
Explain to me how they run the business of government if they abstain from sitting in Westminster?

>>129275838
The disrespect. That wasn't necessary. I'm starting to wish for a genuine invasion more and more.

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why is every party in this country so fucking useless?

>>129275807
I don't like his personal trainer. They're doing a shite job.

>great shitain
THE GREAT PAKI BLACKENING OF THE UK WILL CONTINUE
HAHAHA

>>129275418
>demented fish

>>129275982
Can kneecap them if they misbehave?

Lads, I know it's great craic to LARP on about how porn is degenerate porn this board but what the fuck is actually going to happen if May tries to block porn in England. Like would people be ballsy enough to protest that shit?

>>129275843
Varies heavily from person to person, some are completely fluent but most are kinda at that point were you can have a slow conversation but not a full grasp of the language.

>>129274997

Have you ever heard someone say "clappit manch" or "chookie breesty"?

>>129275838
Doesn't that sort of support the idea that there was large yoof engagement due to Corbyn?

>>129275941
>being confused
They support free movement between Ireland and the north, they also HATE the EU. Media translated that as wanting "soft brexit" when in reality they want the hardest possible brexit, but to keep the common travel area we've had with Ireland since 1923, half a century before the EU was formed.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_Travel_Area


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_Travel_Area


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_Travel_Area

>>129276008
no they don't get published for another week but people on twitter have been tossing this 72% youth turnout figure about even though that would be extraordinary (previous young voter turnout was between 45%-50%)

>>129274822

>having pride in your heritage and culture is wrong

No wonder England is overrun with niggers.

>>129275928
i dunno but she makes my heart physically hurt

>>129275941
They wanted a hard brexit until public opinion forced them to go soft. I don't see them complaining about going hard if it happens.

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So that one NI anon who felt bad last thread about Murals.

here is a Mural in the US from some small town dairy.

>>129276168
>Corbyn losing proves Bernie, who had less support than Corbyn, could win

I don't follow.

>>129276139
I think they'd be up in arms about it. Probably the next riot just like with the tuition fees "protest"

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>when you hate conservatism so you vote against the Tories but you accidentally create a right-wing coalition government where a small group of norn iron far-right christian fundamentalists get to hold the Tories hostage and marxists still have no power

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF BRITBONG POLITICS

MUSLIMS OUT
TAIGS OUT
SODOMITES OUT
FUCK DINOSAURS
FUCK THE EU TOO

>>129275525
Yeah and it isn't worth the bother.

One old lad complained about a mural on his street. He was a Protestant and a Unionist, like the man in the mural, but he did not appreciate a terrorist being called a soldier. He'd done his time in WW2 and Korea and was well liked, but he was overheard making that statement.

Still got a kicking for disrespecting a murderer. When we found the lads who had beat him we beat them.

>>129276168
People get paid for this. If I were brown I would be on 100k+ by now.

>>129276168
Corbyn didn't fucking win, though.

>>129276181
I actually hope the youth turnout is massive because it would show that JC couldnt win the election even with everything in his favour

>>129276185
Difference between having pride in your culture and reviving a dead language. This would be like if Britain declared modern English to be "American" and spent billions of pounds funding old English classes.

>>129275994
Yes of course, even Churchill said he wouldn't mind if it happened. I'll go on the piss like mad when it happens.

>>129275470
No idea, I just did the tests on work experience in y10 but from people I know in the forces the officers tend to be absolute sperges so you won't look that out of place.

>>129276282
I was actually hoping for this.

>>129276185
i think they are just pointing out how its funny your goverment cares about restoring an ALREADY dead language

not many countries seem to try to do that

>>129275525
Some of them would, it wouldn't be the old people you would be worrying about though, it would be the 14-30 year old people the old people would send to give you a six pack

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>>129276282
Indeed

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>>129276282
You can't make this shit up. I love every bit of it.

>>129276116
yeah they just go to med centre and get new ones

desu you may see action on our streets considering we're now doing french style vigipirates

if you're lucky some durka durka may ran at you with an axe and you can slot him

>>129275843

The language is growing again because a lot of Irish-only schools have opened up over the last decade, and there are plans to introduce teaching through Irish in universities.

>>129276331
That's worrying. I don't want to command good men when I'm a worse man than them.

>>129276139
Remember when (((they))) tried to block The Pirate Bay? Well now all I have to do is another click between getting to the site (one of a number of tpb proxies on google)

>>129276282
DINOSAURS DONT FUCKING EXIST YOU HEATHEN

>>129276399
Living in NI, should I start learning Irish as my 3rd language?

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>>129276384

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How can we get rid of Mummy May posters?

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>>129276481
Top fucking kek.

>>129276413
well then be better than them.

>>129276509
find us a new mummy

>>129276350
>>129276318

It never fully died.

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>>129276601
here's an actual mummy, not a fake one like May

>>129276480
Yeah go for it its a nice enough language to speak (fully admit to being biased though)

>>129276509
Wait about a week till they remove her as head of the Tories?

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>>129276601
Farron's wife isn't good enough?

>>129276480
Er, what's your second? Ulster Scots I'm guessing.

>>129276509
Just show MtF trannies this woman when they worry that they can't pass as a British woman.

>>129276558
Maybe. I've never had a friend for a decade, so I don't think I'll get that social environment well. Whatever, I guess. I may just have to anyway.

>>129276480

You'll never use it there. You'd be better off learning Ulster Scots.

>>129276384
Sponsored by her Moderates from Libya/Syria

(all of which were financed and armed)

>>129276703
English is my second
Polish is first
>>129276750
The fuck is Ulster Scots?

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>>129276601
>>129276509
Found.

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>>129276639
>6 months later
>they're still posting this

>>129275838
Definitely. Labour's covering up the fact they simply won back voters they previously lost to UKIP because if they publicly accept the red surge was down to UKIP voters there could be backlash on account of UKIP being 'literally nazis'. And people are eating it up.

>>129276780
>The fuck is Ulster Scots?
>He doesn't know Ulster is ethnically Scottish.

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>>129276481
>>129276384
fucking wew

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>>129275333
Yeah no shit m8 :(
Instead of browsing here I spent the night making shit photos that nobody will ever use.
>>129275459
>>129275832
Wew, glad I missed that.

ok i need NI/irish opinion on NI joining ireland

whenever i speak to a unionist they say its a meme and it will never

whenever i speak to a republican it ISNT a meme and WILL happen

and people who are apathetic just seem to fall on the "its a meme" side cuz they dont like change

anyone from N.I give me a quick rundown?

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>>129276780
Northern Ireland was settled by scots and english.

Why they are more british then londonstan.

>>129276481
Fuck Taigs
Fuck Ethnics
Fuck Dinos
Fuck the marxist Pope
Fuck Shinners

So who's to blame for the biggest Tory failure since the previous PM?

Lynton Crosby? Fiona Hill and Nick Timothy? Ben Gummer? May herself?

>>129276880
I simply don't follow on all these languages. I absolutely never heard anyone using them.
Irish, Ulster Scot, Welsh, and so on. I've been living in here for 11 years and I am absolutely sure Polish is second national language of the UK

>>129276780

The language of the Ulster settlers.

Ulster Scots or Ulster-Scots (Ulstèr-Scotch), also known as Ullans, is the Scots language as spoken in parts of Ulster in Ireland. It is generally considered a dialect or group of dialects of Scots, although groups such as the Ulster-Scots Language Society and Ulster-Scots Academy consider it a language in its own right, and the Ulster-Scots Agency and former Department of Culture, Arts and Leisure have used the terminology Ulster-Scots language.

From Alice's Carrànts in Wunnerlan (Anne Morrison-Smyth, 2013):
The Caterpillar an Alice lukt at ither fur a quare while wi’oot taakin: finally the Caterpillar tuk the hookah oot o its mooth, an spoke tae hir in a languid, dozy voice.
“Wha ir yae?” said the Caterpillar.
This wusnae a pooerfu guid openin fur a yarn. Alice answert brev an baakwardly, “A—A harly know, Sir, jest at this minute—at least A know wha A wus this moarnin, but heth, A hae bin changed a wheen o times since thin.”
“What dae yae mean bae that?” said the Caterpillar sternly. “Explain yersel!”
“A cannae explain maesel, A’m feart, Sir,” said Alice, “baecaas A’m naw maesel, yae see.”
“A dinnae see,” said the Caterpillar.
“A cannae mak it onie mair clear,” Alice answer, while polite, “fur A cannae unnerstan it maesel tae stairt wi; an baein sae monie different sizes in yin dae haes turnt mae heid.”

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>>129276601
Best mummy reporting in

>>129275064
>>129274997
>>129274985
Jesus Christ no one speaks Irish yet all the Irish parties have Gaelic names like Finne Fail, Sinn Fein and Finne Gail.
>At least Wales has a large welsh speaking population with only one meme tier language party

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>designated leftist doesn't appear to shitpost during the results night
>doesn't appear the morning after to gloat
>last post was talking about killing himself
concern.tiff

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>>129276168
god i hope they learn the lesson and run more commies

>>129277063
A combination of all of them tbqh.

>>129277023
I think lots of the UK/Ireland are like that simply due to distance and historical ties. Living in Newcastle I think Geordies are closer to Scots/Irish than Londoners by far.

>>129276780
Go back there then if you're any sort of nationalist.

>>129276975
Not NI but people who say Ireland for the Irish either don't know that Ulster is largely ethnically Scottish, or they omit it for something simpler. It's an ethnic/heritage issue, as well as a political/religion conflict.

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>>129275838
Youth always love the opposition.

>>129277124
gloat about what? losing?

>>129277093
>>129276780

From Hannlin Rede [yearly report] 2012–2013 (the Männystèr o Fairms an Kintra Fordèrin, 2012):

We hae cum guid speed wi fettlin tae brucellosis, an A'm mintin at bein haleheidit tae wun tae tha stannin o bein redd o brucellosis aathegither. Forbye, A'm leukkin tae see an ettlin in core at fettlin tae tha TB o Kye, takkin in complutherin anent a screengin ontak, tha wye we'll can pit owre an inlaik in ootlay sillert wi resydentèrs. Mair betoken, but, we'll be leukkin forbye tae uphaud an ingang airtit wi tha hannlins furtae redd ootcum disayses. An we'r fur stairtin in tae leukk bodes agane fur oor baste kenmairk gate, 'at owre tha nixt wheen o yeirs wull be tha ootcum o sillerin tae aboot £60m frae resydentèrs furtae uphaud tha hale hannlin adae wi beef an tha mïlk-hoose.

>>129277203
I'm not. I hate fags that claim to be nationalists yet living abroad themselves

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>>129277078
Yes, Polish is the second most spoken language

>>129277179
Londoners can't even relate to other people in England, never mind other people in Britain.

>>129277093
Top kek, Yorkshire has more of a "language" than that.
Wheear 'ast tha bin sin' ah saw thee, ah saw thee?
On Ilkla Mooar baht 'at
Wheear 'ast tha bin sin' ah saw thee, ah saw thee?
Wheear 'ast tha bin sin' ah saw thee?
On Ilkla Mooar baht 'at
On Ilkla Mooar baht 'at
On Ilkla Mooar baht 'at
Tha's been a cooartin' Mary Jane
Tha's bahn' to catch thy deeath o' cowd
Then us'll ha' to bury thee
Then t'worms'll come an' eyt thee oop
Then t'ducks'll come an' eyt up t'worms
Then us'll go an' eyt up t'ducks
Then us'll all ha' etten thee
That's wheear we get us ooan back

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>>129277163
Because fascists have a great record against commies....

>>129276178
http://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/814955/DUP-Brexit-what-is-position-EU-exit-Hung-Parliament-UK-election-Democratic-Unionist-Party

>"In terms of our position in Northern Ireland, no one wants to see a Hard Brexit".

Not just free travel, free trade apparently too.

So NI wants to effectively remain in the Customs Union and Single Market, but the UK will leave... Unless England/Scotland/Wales set up a hard border with NI (with tariffs and customs and passport control) then the UK will be fucked by this deal. And if we do that, then you're basically not in the UK anymore.

> wins 60 more seats after allowing two terrorist attacks in two weeks
> wins more percentage of the total vote after allowing two terrorist attacks in two weeks
> considered a massive failure

can a britpoor explain this?

>>129276975
Unionists get more votes. Most people don't want a united Ireland in NI. You have to remember the traditional ira plan is less about unification and more about taking back land that is rightful theirs and making life so bad for the evil Protestants they will fuck off somewhere else.

>>129276880

It's not, because the west of Scotland is ethnically Irish. It's not like it matters, we are all genetically Celtic.

>>129277308
That's true enough lel. Southerners then. The actual English ones.

>>129276975
Northern Irish are being out-bred by Catholics
However many of those Catholics are fine with living in the UK.
Everyone knows there 100s of thousands of legal guns in NI owned by loyalists that would be used if they where forced into being part of Ireland.

It won't happen for a generation or 5, and that might be due to the UK falling apart more then anything else.

So long term it might happen, but most expect to be in their graves when it does.

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In terms of the electorate voting yesterday I kind of view it like this as a comparison
Labour
>Huge voter turn out in youth
>Populist candidate
>Politics shifted to two party politics hugely favouring them
>Extremely generous and financially 'accounted' (Shallowly accounted though, struggled against critical analysis) manifesto
>Tactical voting went greatly in their favour
>"Remainers" banded together
>UKIP Labour voters returned to Labour
>Only 4 seats more than 2010

Conservatives
>God awful manifesto - worse I've ever seen and expect to see
>Lost key core supporters especially in the pensioners
>Alienated voter base
>Looked weak as hell for refusing debates
>Arrogantly strolled through expecting a win
>Campaigned in all the wrong places - Neglected swing seats expecting an automatic upswing of Conservative votes and focused on seats typically considered out of reach and remained out of reach.

A hung parliament is the perfect expression when taking it literally. There are no winners.
Corbyn acting like a victory only goes to prove his dense as fuck but then again for the first time in 2 years he can just about scrape some positivity towards his place as party leader even if at a second glance it's shite. Thornberry being a smug cunt calling for May to concede and stand down with only an exit poll was embarrassing. May showed herself to the public as a complete and utter draconian, out of touch moron yet wanted to run her campaign like some presidential election and will be known for throwing away a landslide victory to end up as a hung parliament within the period of a month. The worse thing is David Cameron now looks like a saint when it's career, centre politicians we want the conservative party to start moving away from to be more representative of what a conservative party should be.

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>>129277264
>cum

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>>129274576
I came here to post exactly that. Theres nothing in the news apart from the scottish sun

Do you think its muzzies cooking up bombs or locals? Didnt someone put a fake one in a mosque recently?

Is there much paki bashing going on at the moment you think? I'm talking real violence not """hate crimes"""

>>129277078
>Irish Gaelic becomes Scottish Gaelic
>Scottish Gaelic starts to occupy Ulster
>Scottish Gaelic becomes a meme
>Scottish Ulstermen retain culture but not language
>Big conflict between Irish-Scottish-British-Scottish-Irishmen and British-Irish-British-Irishmen

>>129275838
I dunno how else to explain them gaining some of the posho seats.

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>>129276780
>The fuck is Ulster Scots?

>>129275838
maybe. then again, google was shilling for youth to vote and most of them are well-behaved goyim who do whatever google tells them to.

>>129277388
Mate you know there's protestants in the Republic right? If Ireland unified no one would give a shit what religion you were.

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>>129277504
Soon.

>>129277407
Linguistically, yes.

>>129277281
Poland.. beautiful land..no Muslims or blacks like Britain or Ireland . You're crazy.

>english labour pulling the "muh unstable goverment we almost won so we win" card

dont fall for this shit remember OUR last few elections and some leftist commentators were saying the liberal-national coalition would collapse "for sure this time"

same thing in the U.S with these "special elections" "we almost won"

dont worry bout any of this conservative bongs ive seen this shit a few times now the "muh unstable goverment" meme didnt work in AUS and hopefully it wont work in the kingdom

>>129277308
This

>>129277374
Yeah, and we can do all that with Ireland and the Irish government, nobody want to have to trade and have free movement with Romania just so we can treat Ireland as a neo-colony.

>>129277447
>wanted to run her campaign like some presidential election

How so?

>>129277615
Nobody but Labour supporters are.

>>129277631
But if the ROI have free trade and free movement with the rest of the EU, and NI have free trade and free movement with the ROI, then...

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>>129277447
There's no real evidence for a massive youth turnout in favour of Labour.
It's actually far more likely that they just got back all the voters that went UKIP.

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>>129277540
BANES?

>>129277604

And ethnically, because western Scotland was invaded by Irish tribes from Ulster.

Dal Raida.

>>129276344
Checked and keked

>>129276975
I'm a west brit so I will tell you the secret of how this will eventually end

Either Unionists convince more Catholics to vote for them, or NI joins the ROI eventually, like in 4-6 generations
Protestants are being outbred, the boom years for west britism are over, with the DUP crashing the assembly with no survivors and doing petty shit like trying to get rid of the Irish language act for no real reason they are turning more and more Catholics off of any kind of unionism, a bad brexit deal will accelerate this

The DUP by playing to the hardest line elements of the their base are ironically accelerating the downfall of NI

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>>129277498
This bloke is keeping tabs on things

https://twitter.com/arun_smith

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If recurring numbers, you are looking at the Deputy PM and PM.

>>129277738

You'd still need to show documentation when you get off the plan in England.

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>>129277491
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/cum#English

>>129277742
Lots of figures supported this:
>UKIP -12%
>Labour +5%
Conservatives +7%

>>129277615
Hung Parliament basically destroyed Julia Gillard's Prime Ministership

>>129277235
May losing her majority.
I've never had him down as a Corbynite.

>>129277565
Yes i know there are protestants in Ireland because thats what my family used to be.

>>129277681
She made it very much about herself. She was the centre of everything. The face of everything. It was in the bid to show a "Strong and stable" leader and the PR part of the Tories thought this sort of campaign would be a great success for the more northern parts of England which they didn't mind because in their minds they had the rest of England locked down basically.

>>129277826

The irony is that a lot of Catholic Nationalists actually vote for the DUP because they like the situation as it is.

>>129277771
I'll look that up. Did those who lived in Scotland who came to Ulster come from there mostly?

>>129274039
>cryface + claphand + upthumb

I fucking hate normie internet

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>>129277738
They don't have free movement with the EU.

>>129277338
Reminds me that when Kes was played in America it needed subtitles.

>>129274717

A sausage roll in a bap?

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>>129277540
>burgers = clappit manch
>hamburgers = clappit manch in a bap
>cheeseburger = clappit manch in a bap with a wheen cheese
>hawaiian burger = clappit manch in a bap with a pineapple boon

what the fuck is this shit?

>>129276750
LOL not even Irish know Irish anymore, its both sad and pathetic. They have to have people paid to know the fucking language to teach others who want to learn. Its so bad that they stopped making it a requirement in their own schools. They believe something like 8% of the Irish population can speak their language and expect it to be a dead language by like 2030.

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>>129277742
>just got back all the voters that went UKIP.

What's wrong with Northerners? How can they support UKIP one minute, then the next, support Diane Abbott, Emily Thornberry, and Jezbollah?

>>129274997
have you heard the band "u2"

>>129276975
we're hoping that the EU fucks over Ireland so that the taigs will rather be part of the union then be part of that shithole.

>>129277527
Easy, May lost votes from the rich but gained votes from the poor.

That is what the exit polls show anyway.

May lost 2% for richer people.

But gained 9% for poorer people.

Unfortunately for May this was enough for her to lose a lot of seats, especially in the South were rich votes are concentrated, but not enough to take many seats were Labour hold huge majorities. With the two main exceptions being a seat in Liverpool and a seat in Mansfield.

>>129278020
>Americans
>Burgers
>Americans
>Clapping

Should be obvious.

>>129277998
Neither do we in that case.

If NI could independently negotiate a trade deal with us, and independently control immigration, you'd have to ask: Why did we leave the EU to begin with?

>>129278003
ee, yeas be avin a laff

PUNISHED MAY
A MUMMY DENIED BY HER HOMELAND

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HOL UP

WAS THE IRA ACTUALLY TERRORISTS ON THE NI SIDE OR WERE THEY FOR THE DUBLIN SECTION??

Haven't gotten around to watching a documentary on it yet

>>129278039
i heard of them but as a turbo weeb I have never listened to any of their songs. I generally avoid western music

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>>129278017

Norn, where FTP doesn't mean File Transfer Protocol

>>129278010
Yes
God's own food

>>129277868
So instead of customs between NI and the ROI, we're basically setting one up between NI and the rest of the UK. Great.

>>129277998
Hurr durr, visa-free travel for anyone with an EU passport is basically free movement.

>>129274039

How's it going my Brit friends? Will the far-right Irishmen save you all or are you about to get cucked to death by commies?

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>>129277498

>>129278179
>IRA
>For UK

You should know, you donated to them.

>>129278034
You're assuming they have some sort of fixed political ideology as opposed to being reactionary.

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>>129278034
Can't speak for other areas, but the Labour MP for Middlesbrough is an alright chap.
Plus they've been voting Labour here for the past century (thanks Thatcher).
Tis hard to break the habit.

>>129278230
Go away, no one knows what's happening yet.

>>129278179
NI is British they were terrorists trying to undermine the government.

>>129277887
im more talking bout the turnbull/liberals-nationals dropping the ball a bit at the last general

i remember the next day "oh is this the end for the liberals muh unstable goverment" "muh turnbul was unelected to begin with should step down" (which he should to be completly honest)

im ust saying i remember right after the last general when all the labour hardliners were creaming their collective pants thinking the GOV would collapse and "this beautiful red wave of new labour voters would DESTROY the liberal forever"

it died of like after a week max

>>129278111
Also yes there is a huge irony in rich people switching to voting for a Commie to oust May.

>>129278253
>stupid idiot

wow
nnice

>>129278137
Because the EU pretty much forces you to allow cheap Polish labour here, without a work visa, after we leave the EU we can instantaneously ship them out if they don't have visas.

>>129278199
good taste lad

bit of red sauce too

>everything is absolute chaos

I was thinking this wouldn't live up to the brexit vote but it's been a pretty good meme so far

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>>129278253
seems a bomb went off or a controlled explosion

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>>129277540
>the fuck is pengest munch

>>129277980

They came from all over I believe, but Scotland itself was Gaelic speaking until the late Medieval era. The Picts became the Scots around about the turn of the first millennium. Their language was very similar to the Irish at the time. Even now, Scottish Gaelic and Irish Gaelic are mutually intelligible to a high degree.

>>129278230
>Irishmen
when will this meme end

>>129278034
Going back to tribal politics maybe? I'm struggling to see it myself.
Even though I was a UKIP voter last election I have come to the conclusion that the majority of UKIP voters simply vote for the party who the press hates the most, regardless of policy.

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Still fucking ecstatic that Tasmina Paki-Sheikh, fat Angus, poofter Nicholson and Salmond all had their shit-eating grins wiped off their faces. Hopefully we won't be seeing them again anytime soon.

>>129277861
Better luck next time

>>129277968
Also because Loyalism and Republicanism are not solely down to religion. There are Protestant Nationalists that want a United Ireland as well.

>>129277887
The labor government in australia doubled immigration in 2006 and it hasn't changed back since then anyway, immigration is what ruined them

>>129277540
damn
i could really go for a clappit manch in a bap w/a wheen cheese and some tatties

>>129278230
Cucked too fuck by the looks of it.

>>129277432
Wait, NI has legal guns? Are the laws there different or something?

Does this mean NI can supply the rest of GB weapons if a civil war triggers?

>>129277998
So if ROI isn't in schengen then will EU leaders not be able to hold free movement over our heads? Wouldn't they have to force ROI into the agreement?

>>129278376
I understand the language is similar, but they are separate tribes, no? The native Britons were still in existence in England, too. Not all the same tribes, but the same blood, if you want.

>>129278304
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Middlesbrough_South_and_East_Cleveland_(UK_Parliament_constituency)

Tories took a Middelsbrough seat as well apparently. Must have missed this last night.

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>>129277540
>PEYS
>WATTER
>PASTIE = PASTIE

>>129278031

It's still a requirement in schools, and Irish-only schools are becoming more popular each year. Plus, the state has set out a strategy to raise the level of primary speakers to 200,000 over the next ten years.

So are the moslims getting fucked? y/n/m

pls respond i am a simple borger and cannot into these complicated politics

>>129278447
There's been traitors and turn coats on both sides.

>>129278403
UKIP voters hate the establishment, Left or right wing

>>129278404
Shame Pete "Wank" Wishart stayed put.

And one of these SNP fuckers held his seat with a majority of TWO VOTES.

Good amount of SNP wipeouts though, a few more seats were very close to being lost too.

>>129277540
>the ulster scots word for water is watter

>>129278310
>NI is British they were terrorists trying to undermine the government
wat so the government won after fighting the IRA in NI and now apparently the IRA is pro Brit?
>>129278275
I always thought the IRA were not a good thing..but Americans never sent arms or resources to them.
>unless you can prove me wrong

>>129278497
Not legal but getting a permission is much easier than anywhere else in the UK.
Yes, Scotland, Wales, England, and Northern Ireland all have its own separate laws on many issues

>>129278544
Middlesbrough south doesn't count, not sure why it even has Middlesbrough in its name.

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>>129277665

I'm a Unionist you thick mongrel. As if it was clear as day from my previous comment.

Don't be getting salty because the truth hurts. The English have lost their spines. They abandoned us and they'll abandon the society the created too.

Their kids are being blown up, can't have a pint without being decapitated, can't go see the capital city without being run over and they can't even complain about that stuff without get a visit from their social worker police force.

Be careful or they might set the K9 unit on you if they find you posting on here.

>>129278497
You can own guns in NI (You can own guns in the UK, but it a PITA)
You can also open carry them
You can get a permit for conceal carry
You can even have handguns.

>>129278497
Most of them are Libyan imports.
Loyalists also got some from Apartheid era South Africa and allrgedly the British government themselves.

>>129278558
n

>>129278574
Or just people that want different things. People are allowed different opinions.

>>129278078

I'd support anything that gets the Muslims and niggers out. None of them have citizenship though, which means if we leave the EU, they have to fuck off. Anchor babies have been illegal here since 2004, so we can fuck them out without any issues.

>>129274039

>That's what they said about Trump

>>129278199

To warm the sausage roll or not?

>>129278497
>are the laws there different or something
yes
fag marriage trannie surgery abortion are all illegal along with christianity being taught in school
its essentially the anti london

>>129278338
But then the EU will allow the poles into Ireland without a work visa, at which point they'll either walk through the soft-border to the UK, or they'll get checked at the hard border before getting out of the car, saying "I'm sorry the man in the balaclava made me do it" and running like fuck before it goes off.

>>129278758
ty <3 burger bless

>>129278301
So they're basically like the mongoloids on brit/pol/ for the last few weeks who were saying that they were voting for the "open borders, free movement for "refugees", explicitly refusing to lower immigration" party because the Tories weren't doing enough to stop immigration...
Democracy was a mistake.
Harrying of the North pt 2 when?

>>129278304
Great, but he doesn't get to decide Labour policy though. That's up to Diane Abbott and friends. He'll just vote with the whip for whatever they tell him to vote for.

"Muh local candidates" is the worst meme.

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>>129278677
DUP rule will make us based again. Do you really think they'll allow police to celebrate gay pride?

>>129278404
The SNP loses were fantastic. True silver lining. Tasmina, Angus and Salmond were always the more vocal cunts of the bunch barring Nicola herself. Fingers crossed can go a month now without them bitching and screeching about some mundane innocuous bullshit

>>129276975
100 years ago it was about language and ethnicity

Today it's more about who can promise the best welfare

If Northern Ireland joined the Republic the Republic would go bankrupt, additionally because NI is so Alabama-ish in outlook they'd clash with the liberal Dublinites

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>>129278677

>>129278644
>but Americans never sent arms or resources to them.
they openly admit it, thank your friends in Boston.

>and now apparently the IRA is pro Brit?
IRA has never been pro brit

the British government technically won, because the IRA wanted all troops to leave Ulster. They're still there. It's an ongoing issue that's been going on since the 1600's

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>>129278628

>>129278497
All areas of the UK set their own firearms laws, NI's are the best for a variety of reasons
>>129278776
It has to be hot, hot enough that you can't taste the rat arse and Lithuanian prostitute in it

>>129278692
You make it sound a lot easier than it is

concealed carry/ handguns are for people whos lives could be in danger. Police and prison officers for example.

Other than that we have the same strict checks as the rest of the UK

>>129278677
The guy looks way too happy with that situation.

>>129278205

That's how it's always worked. I can get on the next boat to England and swan through customs without documentation once they hear my accent and see that I'm white, but Mummamad Mahmud Allah Jihad Rosenberg can't.

>>129278497
The system its self is more or less the same but I believe Firearm Enquiries Officers, the people who license firearms, are MUCH more lenient in reasoning. Wasn't self defence also a valid reason for ownership at one point too or was that specifically just known/potential IRA targets? Regardless if that has changed, handguns remain legal in NI too, believe calibre restrictions aren't limited to .22 on rifles either like in the rest of the UK.

>>129274822
Do paddies ACTUALLY speak Irish? I have a hard time believing they actually do. If anything it's like how kikes can all speak hebrew but none of them actually speak it in everyday life in Jew York City.

>>129278901
got a good source for all this info?

Is DUP pro conservative, pro brit, pro independent, or a combo of those?

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>>129278404
This grin is NEVER going away and there is nothing you can do about it

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>>129278838
I'm not a fan of "muh local candidates" either.
I didn't even bother voting this time around because the chances of Labour not winning are practically zero.

>>129278644
There was an organisation called NORAID that literally collected money from Americans to purchase weaponry in America to ship to the IRA, they also broke into a national guard armoury and stole several m60 GPMG's that made their way over here along with some LAWs

>>129278578
I still would've thought they'd grit their teeth and vote Tory considering UKIPs main policies had been adopted by the government.

>>129278853
pls use this image and link the last thread in the next thread pls

>>129278644
http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/sunday-life/news/the-weapons-man-i-gave-the-ira-powerful-antitank-shells-the-us-army-used-in-iraq-war-30222337.html

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NORAID

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/northern-ireland/declassified-files-link-cia-to-ira-gun-running-35379252.html

>>129278497
That's why they call Manchester, Gunchester our main source of illegal firearms is through NI/ireland and unclassified guns still here from before the ban.

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>>129278497
NI probably has the highest rate of gun ownership in the UK too.

>>129278447
I'm sure most people in the UK would be thankful as fuck if you and NI got on and you absorbed NI into the republic of Ireland. Northern Ireland is the worse hang over which we can't turn our backs on because of the history and population so secretly hoping you'll take it on one day.

>>129278497
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firearms_policy_in_the_United_Kingdom#Northern_Ireland

>>129279062
When we're on holidays and want to talk shit about people we see so they can understand us, that's about it

>>129279145
wow belfast is in NI so I bet it isn't biased at all

>>129279050
Self defence is valid reason only for specific people that are at risk of being attacked

>>129276273
What he means that a Social Democrat like Bernie would have probably had more general support than most media pundits would give him credit for, seeing as how Socialist Corbyn got a ,lot of people to follow his flag.
I believe this too, there would have been a spark of real change for Democrats to fuel, jusat as Republicans saw fresh heat in Trump.


Instead the Democrats were saddled with an Old Gray Mare, while the GOP rank and file swept aside Jeb right away.

NEW

>>129279214

>>129279214

>>129279214

>>129279214

>>129279214

>>129279064
>conservative
literally "earth is 6000 years old"
>pro brit
links to now defunct UDA UVF unionist terror groups
>pro independent
their for a lighter brexit but because of the economic situation in north ireland thats understandable

>>129278644
>.but Americans never sent arms or resources to them
as a fellow burger, we did.

Though after 9/11 I think we wouldn't stand for the double standard as much. But they obtained tons of AR-18s and weapons from the US.

After the US pipeline was cut off, they did some dealings with Lybia and elsewhere to get guns.

Loyalist got a lot of guns from South Africa, Lebanon, and gear stolen from the RUC and UDR

>>129279050
>Wasn't self defence also a valid reason for ownership at one point too or was that specifically just known/potential IRA targets?

Not specifically IRA but yeah, also police and judges could get one for self defence

>>129279209
"Wow, it's not like if it was false they would get sued!"

>>129278853

Not a chance. I'll be expecting to see a mural on the side of Downing Street within a few days to set out the agenda.

DUP are going to be like a drill instructor getting the flabby, fat, degenerate state of English conservatism back into shape.

>>129278034
>why did Reagan Democrats vote Clinton in 1992
>why did Rust Belt moderates vote Obongo in 2008

Because the working classes of the West have been left behind and so are fertile for anyone who promises to unfuck their shit. May decided to be a slimy Tory bitch so they voted against her, working class people in America voted for Trump because he spent 2 years courting them and now a bunch of his policies are designed to keep them in his corner. If the American Republicans retain Trump's policies (they discarded Reagan's pro-iron belt policies lol) then the Republican party will be dominant for the next 50 years.

The Conservatives in your country are pathetic and because you don't have the system we do where Trump was able to seize control and promote the anti-establishment elements of the Republican party to the forefront of the party you're going to get stuck with nationalism taking a back bench to traditional British right-wing politics which means immigrants to weaken laborers and slashing the kinds of government programs that benefit them which will cause the workers to revolt and vote Labour.

And of course Blair picking up Conservative-lite policies is why Labour has declined in recent years.

Don't fuck the working class and the working class won't fuck you. It's that simple.