/ptg/ President Trump General - Mike Pence Space Crusades Edition

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We need another Cronulla
We need it NOW

Is Tucker about to go crusader on a Muslim?

>muh safe space

GO HERE >>129273918 FIRST
GO HERE >>129273918 FIRST
GO HERE >>129273918 FIRST

>I converted to Islam

I knew she didn't really sound like a sandnigger. She sounds like your the classic ditsy broad.

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>it's a "one girl is being nice so her murderous idealogy is okay" episode

I hate snakes who do this crap because normies fall for it all the time

KEK WHITE MUSLIMS. TUCKER GO FULL CRUSADER PLSSSSSS

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bump

also, part 2 of that interview with the Dutch Illuminati Banker was uploaded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C-KHt9vi5k

WELL IM WHITE FIRST BITCH

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>Arent we all America first
>Im Black first

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>BLACK
>QUEER
>MUSLIM

>>129274906
End of conversation.

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PSA:

Trump is flooding the nation with more DACA spics than Obama. We're being scammed

Wtf is this abomination of a human female even trying to say?

>>129273927
fucking foreigners, taking all the low-pay astronaut jobs n shiiet

>>129274906
Jesus help us if there are more people out there who are actually like that

>>129274824
That is an actor, though.

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In reality, I don't think Comey could've called a press conference to acknowledge this without looking like an asshole in general because it isn't proper for the FBI to comment on ongoing investigations.

I am actually under the assumption that Trump knew Comey was leaking memos and on top of that unable to call a press conference to publicly acknowledge that Trump was personally not under investigation (which was hampering the administration's agenda which was elected) which led to his dismissal.

To add to that, I actually think Trump eventually realized that there was nothing more that he or Comey could personally do anymore to kill the narrative so Trump fired him to "force" him to talk publicly about the investigation.

My takeaway from all of this is that somebody had to act, Comey couldn't, and Trump had to do something to save the administration from a potentially years long investigation which turned out not to be aimed directly at Trump.

>>129275063
but he's still a racist though, right?

Hippo person better win! Gender neutral beer is dumb, but not as dumb as that.

>>129274177
I'm black first

>>129275063
You're very smart
I can tell

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>>129275540
Always ask for proof.

>he doesn't identify as a hippo sexual

>>129275063
fake news. citation doesn't list 2017 stats.

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>Tfw purposefully didn't post in the Coulter thread

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>>129276083
I am an American First.

>>129276138
I identify as a gender fluid beer

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MAKE THE WEATHER GREAT AGAIN

They tried making beer appeal to women with that disastrous Bud Light campaign that actually DECREASED sales.

>>129275063
Implying I ever gave a shit about DACA. I want the criminals (I know) out first.

>>129276138
perhaps we can get these hippo people put into a zoo

Tuckers Angels

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>they're roommates
oh boy, imagine the threesomes

Arizona I am disappoint

>>129274906
nothing wrong with this
non-whites aren't american to begin with

>>129275348
>he says on /pol/

are you retarded?

Is this hippo person a qt?

>>129276169
You're dumb. It's 2nd quarter 2016 (Obama) vs 2nd quarter 2017 (Trump)

Trump is flooding the nation with more spics. And no wall.

>>129276190
when did everything get so smug?

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SJWs identify as hippo... welp, they got me there. I'd have to agree they're hippos

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>>129276269

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>>129276301
I almost was going to say it's Rosie.

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>>129276269
I'll top that if you know what I mean

>>129276309
No, it only lists previous years.

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NOOOOOOOOOO THE GIRLS ARE GIGGLING AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

STOP IDENTIFYING AS hippopotamus!

>>129276301

I imagine they would be fat as a hippo

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>>129276269
Yes for gods sake

>>129276362
Damn what stream are you watching

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This guy has no proofs.

>>129276269
sheee tuckers single now too right?

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>>129276322
>landwhale meme is now real.

Who gives a shit about the beer? Hippo person was much weirder.

FUCK YOU, TUCKER!!!!

>>129276380
how are people still falling for this cia op?

>>129276322
post a pic of yourself, something that cant be imaged matched so we know its real

Tucker always has the hottest chick on top that

I SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS AN ATTACK HELICOPTER.

is this "chick" a trap?

That was a VERY cute Top That segment

>>129276484
its him posting here to stay relevant, ignore and he goes away

I bet Tucker fucked both these girls.

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>>129276380

http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2017/05/27/university-of-arizona-scholar-identifies-as-a-hippopotamus-in-academic-journal/amp/

>This article explores the formation of a tranimal, hippopotamus alter-ego. Confronting transgender with transpecies, the author claims that his hippopotamus “identity” allowed him to (verbally) escape, all at once, several sets of categorization that govern human bodies (“gender,” “sexuality,” age). He starts with an account of how his metaphorical hippo-self is collectively produced and performed, distinguishing the subjective, the intersubjective and the social. The article then investigates the politics of equating transgender and transpecies, critically examining the question of the inclusion of “xenogenders” in the trans political movement.

>>129276487
should I leave 4chan forever immediately?

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>>129276322
Probably uses the massive Bad Dragon dildos

>>129276432
7 day trial for fubotv, it's brettygud
i might sign up (@34.99/month) if cuckcast doesnt do me a better deal

>>129276380
Is Richard Spencer getting old?

Seriously, he's like 40

>>129276561
Kek

>she also said she felt sexy as a hippopotamus

Came closer to literally spitting out my drink than I ever have.

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>>129276501
You can say what you want about fox, but they have the hottest chicks on that network

>>129276217
DACA leeches get social security numbers, welfare, medicaid, housing voucher, free public school, free college.

>>129276545
is there a pic of her?

>>129276487
Should I go drink at the illegally ran biker bar this weekend?

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>>129276576
So long friend.

>>129276545
Does that mean she doesn't have human rights?

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>ywn take these girls back to their apartment and do lines of coke while fucking both of them all night
why live

>>129276576

Later faggot.

>>129276545
of course he's a french student, who is also a female with a penis.

>>129276280
tucson, az is pretty much lost
https://archive.fo/A5FVp

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In the article, Morin claims that while he understands that he is not actually a hippopotamus, his theoretical exercise of being transspecies, or “tranimal,” provided him comfort as he came to terms with his real-life transgenderism.

“I do strongly love when my friends call me ‘hippo,’ refer to my ‘paws’ and pretend that they see no difference between me and one of my stuffed hippopotamuses, except that I’m a little bigger than most of them,” Morin writes. “In a surprising, sometimes overwhelming way I find comfort in this collectively performed animal identity.”

“I find comfort in this collectively performed animal identity,” Morin continues. “Let me put it this way: something about being a hippo makes me feel cute, confident, sexy, and safe. I discovered that another self was available for me: being a hippo means that I don’t have to be a boy or a girl, a child or an adult, normal or strange.”

On the University of Arizona’s website, Morin is touted as an exciting addition to the institution’s LGBT Studies program.

Florentin Félix Morin is a French student who just started his PhD this year at Université Paris 8. He works at the intersection of Trans Studies and Animal Studies, focusing on tranimal body modifications, practices and subjectivities. He is beyond excited to be in Tucson for the Spring semester, benefit from all the department’s and the Institute’s activities, conduct fieldwork in the US, and meet everyone! (He uses the name ‘Felix’ in English.)

>>129276674
>replies to post with a picture of her
>asks for a picture

are you retarded anon?

Great Friday night show.

>>129276487
pls annex Baja

>>129276487

Should I take a vow of celibacy for the next 14 years?

>>129276269
They're both "DC hot" ... meaning ugly girls with overbleached teeth and watch C-span for fun

>>129276487
is an horse an athlete?

>>129276674

Do you really want to see a woman who self-identifies as a hippo?

>>129276487
Am I doing you proud, Mr. President?

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What causes this again?

watching NASCAR right now, I take it Tucker was good tonight?

>>129276680
yes take pics ask about trump and reportback

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How long until people start identifying as Pokemon and shit? From now on I identify as Pikachu and will only speak in syllables of Pi Ka and Chu.

>>129276487

Will I ever find love?

>>129276532
he was never relevant

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>>129275063
All illegal immigrants are subject to deportation. DACA people are being deported and will continue to be deported.

It is not flooding the nation with spics, DACA only applies to people already here.

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How likely is it that the supposed "Blue Midterm" for 2018 flops and the GOP instead gains massively?

As in, 66+ Senators, 300+ congressmen.

>>129276744
anon plz no bully

>>129276807
yes, for reasons

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>>129276690
>>129276719

I've had a good run, but I think this is a long time due.

I'll see you on the other side. Remember me.........

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>>129276487
Is Awoovement immortal?

>>129276576
Goodbye.

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>>129276768
>watch C-span for fun
i do that

>>129276827
Tricyclic antidepressants given to prebubescent and pubescent boys

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>>129276700

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>>129275063
Less people are coming in to the country illegally by a drastic amount, the lowest in 20 years.

LAUREN DOOKIE IS BACK

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>>129276487
Will Cavs make a comeback from 0-3 and win the series?

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>>129276844
>Being a fucking dumbass and not claiming Snorlax
>Maxed out autsimbux and benefits

>>129276766
absolutely, absolutely

tucker plz no bully duca

>Tucker going after Duca
>again

TUCKER YES

HAHAHAHHAHA LAUREN DUCA AGAIN

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>>129273927

Expect the next MSM narrative to be [Mental Health], since the "Russian" narrative is imploding.

[DNC "Clean up Crews"] are involved in Wetwork, Voter Fraud, Trafficking & Paid Protests.

Internal strife in the Democrats going forward is due to the "Oppression Olympics".

After Anti-Fa runs it's course(like BLM & OWS did) these groups will fill that gap:

1) [CAIR]

2) [La Raza]


http://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/subject/knowledge%20bomb/username/anonymous5/tripcode/%21%219O2tecpDHQ6/

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she's still doing it

>>129276590
Half the length is just to get past the fat

Lauren got Martin Shrkeli banned from Twitter

FUCK HER!

>DOOKAH

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>>129276959
Looks like Nate Silver will finally win

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that was a good night

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>>129276908
I'm gonna kill you for that

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>>129275063
Deportations are up and DACA is being used as an information collection and deportation prioritizing mechanism. People under DACA do not have a lawful presence in the US and DACA expires soon.

https://www.cato.org/blog/how-daca-will-end-timeline-expiration

>>129276487
will the warriors win the apehoop circus tonight?

I have the name, but no pictures of Hippo boy.

Florentin Felix Morin

HOLY SHIT HE'S GONE IN DRY

Someone give me the basic gestalt on the British elections. Are they cucked?

>>129276897

I'd day a good chance. Specially if Trump managed to pass Tax reform. The thing is even with a supermajority I don't think GoP will managed to work together and GoPe will continue to undermine Trump. Fuck those fucks.

>SHE CAN'T EVEN WRITE!
hhahahahahah

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Is Lauren Duca retarded?

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>>129276908
Stupid Ivan. How can an movement be immortal?

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>>129277079
DISAVOW THE PRESIDENT

>>129276573

this is why im going to beat my kids and send them to private school

its for their own good at this point

Holy shit Tucker is savage tonight

>>129277033
This, martin give me a good laugh

DUMBASS BITCH DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT WORDS MEAN

>>129275063
>http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-immigration-deportations-exclusiv-idUSKBN1902I4

>when people get to comment anonymously

Is he talking about us again?

>THE INTERNET IS UNFRIENDLY
>TRUST ME, WHEN PEOPLE ARE ANONYMOUS THEY CAN DO ANYTHING

HOLY FUCKING SHIT HE KNOWS

>>129276487
Will my dreams come true?

Tucker never stops tucking a guest once they've been on the show.

Nye, Eichenwald, Duca, they all get repeatedly tucked.

>SHE CAN BARELY WRITE

I think he's trying to bait her back on for a rematch.

>comment anonymously
Does Tucker post here?

FIRST KURT NOW LAUREN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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SAY IT WITH ME

> PRESIDENT LAUREN DUCA

tucc'd

Tucker begging us to please like the five.

Sorry tucker. i can't.

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>>129277177
THOSE NUMBERS

PRESIDENT
LAUREN
DUCA

>>129276897
it's hard to say. as of right now it's not looking good for the demonrats. their russian shit has just been btfo. they no longer have anything to motivate people

>>129277177
kek confirms

Guys I need all of your Rick Wilson memes. There's a feud breaking out over yiddler and I can't find them. Quick.

>>129277177

we r lgn

I remember that shit that was golden

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>>129277244
>>129277177
WHAT

Tucker, please stop shilling The Five, I'm not watching.

SIT IN THE STUDIO AND WATCH THE FIVE

Tucker is fucking killing me.

>>129277025
NO ONE CARES ABOUT HILLARY ANY MORE STOP SHOVING THESE DOWN EVERYONES THROATS

>>129277177
FUG

>>129277248
TUCKER PLAYING 7D BACKGAMMON TO MEME DUCA TO THE DEMOCRATIC NOMINEE

>>129276380
He's right. Tucker lost his edge, the bosses are clearly running his show. Tucker is a gelding who won't ruffle feathers anymore. Just gonna mail it in and get his checks

PRESIDENT
LAUREN
DUCA
SAY IT WITH ME FOLKS

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>p-please watch The Five everyone

>turns away from camera
>starts laughing with the qts about Lauren Duca

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>>129277267
I lost the awoo image search one I made

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>>129277177
>>129277244
>>129277266

anonymous power

Will KG and Gutfeld stab Juan in the neck tonight?

>>129277177
>>129277244
>>129277266
Is he here?

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>>129276487
WILL FOX GIT RID OF THE 5

>Jesse is back

Thank Fuck.

>Watters is back

THANK FUCKING GOD

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>>129277295
NO

>>129277210
He gives them a form of mental herpes.

>Waters and Greg
eh may give it a watch

MADAM PRESIDENT DUCA

GET USED TO IT RURAL AND SUBURBAN RETARDS

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>>129277241

>>129277177
I bow before you Kek

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>>129277267
One

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>>129277177
>>129277244
Tucker, give me a sign, i know you are around.

>>129277225
Tucker's rouge gallery. Bill nye, duca, bald head dude, and kurt

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>>129277177

SUCH
A
NICE
MAN

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>>129277177
>>129277244
>>129277266
Tuck knows.

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>>129277267

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>>129277378
Put the 5 back on at 5.
It was a comfy show to have on the background.

>>129277123
They had the most spectacular result imaginable. They are being forced to the right.

>Watters is back
>KG is showing cleavage

Yeah I'll keep watching for now.

I fucking wish Juan wasn't there though.

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>>129277267

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>>129277177
TUCKED

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>>129277379
>>129277380
>21:01:25
GET OUT OF MY HEAD

Top kek. Romanian PM is cracking up at our President destroying the media stooges.

TRUMP MAKES ENTIRE CROWD SWEAR LOYALTY

https://twitter.com/VicBergerIV/status/872825595461283843

But he definitely didn't try to make Comey do it, right goys?

>did he ever ask you for an oath of loyalty?

Guy can't even ask the question straight.

>>129277501
>on in the background
Thats not American Pickers

>>129277306
she cant go away yet. we want her to keep torching the democratic party.

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>>129277177
>>129277244
>>129277266
The Tuck fears us Legion

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>>129277267

>>129276842
>take pictures
>get the shit beaten out of me or stabbed

>>129277535
>>KG is showing cleavage

Welp got fap material for tonight.

>>129277572
Tucker is aware of our power levels

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>>129277595
American Pickers is a dangerous time warp.

>>129277241
>>129277285
>>129277295
>>129277328

Am I the only one that thinks his "watch the Five" plea was teasing The Five is about to get cancelled? What if Tucker gets 2 hours like Anderson Blooper?!!

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WHAT STREAM IS EVERYONE WATCHING

I WANNA WATCH TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>129277624
that is just fucking awesome

>>129277628
>>129277539
>>129277430
>>129277361
I NEED MORE TRICKY DICK SHIT
Rick Wilson is on the verge of another meltdown.

>>129277361
Is that John Malkovich?

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>>129277267

>>129277696
maybe not cancelled but moved

>>129277177
>>129277244
>>129277266


GOD DAMN

PRAISE KEK HE IS HERE

>>129277696
I like The Five though.

>>129277700
Fox News Channel there are dozens of streams on youtube

>>129277379
>>129277380
>>129277399
>still not wasting an hour watching that boring/vapid shit

>>129276380
le ugly fash haircut conehead man

>>129277674
Explain

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>>129277772

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>>129277758
shit my sides.

>>129277777

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>>129277587
COMEY WAS IN THAT CROWD
>COMEY WAS IN THAT CROWD

MADAME PRESIDENT
A
D
A
M
E

>>129277696
Sadly the Five gets good ratings, its usually in the 2.3 - 2.7 range. I don't get why and I don't know who'd watch such trash but people tune in. Not as much as Madcow with usual 2.8 - 3.1 ratings now.

>>129277587
>>129277587
>>129277587
>>129277587
>>129277587
>>129277587

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all these hand movements

>>129277876
Just for Waters and Gutfeld + Kimmy G.

>>129277772
you are on air right now get back to work

>>129277762
>>129277772
I think the desperation in his plea was like a "I LOVE THE FIVE...so if it gets moved and I take over their hour, for an 8-10pm show it's not because I asked for it or anything :))) "

>>129277772
My only problem is Juan is on the show. I don't mind Bob's fried brain, but Juan is insufferable.

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>>129277777
Nice, not a fucking leaf.

>>129277970
greg can phone post and still talk randomly on the show, its not that hard

>>129277970
No.

>>129278018
Opposite for me. Juan walks right into getting rekt and is usually mellow. Bob just ruined everything with his sputtering tantrums.

>>129277008
the russia narrative is not imploding, just like democrats saying 'drumpf is finished' on 6 gorillion occasions /pol/ has been saying 'muh russia btfo' for weeks now, literally all the media has to do is keep saying it does still exist and obfuscating conclusions and poof, it's back and still kicking. not going to deny you any else of what you said. people will get no conclusion on russia, it will only fade into the back of people's minds and still weigh on them, there is no end and it will be put in school textbooks

>>129277961
i miss Bob getting BTFO every single segment
>by watters

>>129278018
eh, Juan IRL is probably just fine. It's the character that the producers make him play on The Five that's annoying.

>>129277696
>Am I the only one that thinks his "watch the Five" plea was teasing The Five is about to get cancelled?
The ratings are great so it's not getting cancelled.
/pol/ thinks they can just repeat an idea enough times and it will come true. That won't work here.

>>129277960
That ambiguity. I want to know now!

>>129278226
True.

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>>129278121
drop some of the mexican girls bikini shots

>>129278226
Yeah him and Greg/Waters clearly play it up for entertainment.

>>129278181
the russia narrative is imploding like a motherfucker. they're looking like stupid fucking retards... again.

>>129278181
that or they will figure out eventualy that democrats are trying to accuse trump of being friendly with the russians when it was the democrats the whole time, people wont care in the future though

Hello, my fellow Jews!

As long as Trump is President, Israel is safe!

Shalom!

>>129278226
Its obvious they all play a character, just look at them in their own or different shows, they act completely different. Kimberly acts far more real and more knowledgeable about her field on Lou Dobbs show than what she shows on the Five.

This show is where your brain goes to rot.

NASA is fucking amateur hour. worships at the cock fountain of new-ton's gravitation.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/danalexander/2017/06/09/new-york-attorney-general-looking-into-eric-trump-foundation/#186d17751075

"The Eric Trump Foundation also gave donors the impression that all of the money raised at its annual golf event went to St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital, a leading pediatric cancer center in Memphis, Tennessee. But according to IRS filings submitted by the Eric Trump Foundation, more than $500,000 went to other charities, several of which had ties to Trump family businesses or interests."

Shady.

Fun Fact: President's can only pardon federal crimes, not state.

Have fun in prison, Eric.

>trump is a rude incompetent bully
THANK YOU JUUUUAANNN

>trs coming into to destroy the post-tucker comfy levels
y tho

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I will bake next unless someone else wants to.

>>129278437
>Fun Fact: President's can only pardon federal crimes, not state.
go back to school little girl

>>129278292
No.

>>129277696
>2hr Tucker
i'd be fine with that
>>129278238
Sad thing is TheFive works AT 5pm. Moving it to 9pm (and firing Bill Orly) was a fucking dumbass move by programmers

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It's a matter of heart

>>129278504
It's all they have left, anon.
>Sad!

>>129278581
Are you the Macedonian hacker

>>129278581
Now we know exactly where to pick them up, is this how they found the Trail of Beans in Ann Arbor?

>JUAN STOP ACTING LIKE A COON OR I'LL TIE THE ROPE UP FOR GREG SO HE DOESN'T NEED A LADDER
JESSE YES

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>>129278517
Please bake

>>129278581
it is a matter of needing crops picked.
after these jalepeno niggers have done their jobs, out they go.

>>129276281
>american
The US is so full of beaners and blacks and white libshits and kikes running everything that I disavow the term American as having anything to do with me. Try it, it's liberating. America is gone, replaced by Ame-rica.

>Comey says Washington Times article is bullshit
>Times has to defend itself

Comey is literally fucking up every anti-trumps narratives, its hilarious.

>>129278798
Well that, and a good surplus of those jobs were from Obama's last days in office since he didn't care, he loves his shitty children, that includes mudslimes.

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>>129278581
TO THE PRINTER

>>129278893
did you mean NYT?

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>>129278782
ok

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>>129278581
>Macedonia
are you the one destroying our democracy?

Trump shouldn't testify before Congress

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>>129278988
ill help =^)

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>>129278988
Checked Sssseeeeeeaaaaaannnnn

>>129278344
to you, me, and trump supporters they have always looked like retards. to liberals and democrats in general, they are genuinely pursing a story. libshits see us saying 'russia is dead' and they instinctively say 'no it's not', they see us saying 'fake news' and they say 'nope'. facts don't matter anymore, people have taken sides and the media has the pedal to the metal. there is no end.

>>129278383
>figure out eventually
they're not looking to 'figure out anything', they KNOW THEY ARE RIGHT, and you nor the death of the media nor 'closure' on muh russia will not change their mental illness (which has been a years-long process of self-brainwash)

>>129278834
Amerika rises

>>129279100
He should and then call mccain a faggot under oath

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Everyone sleeping until Hannity?
Thread is slow

>>129279100
Who said he was?

>>129279180
They aren't gonna make it through the year. Bridge jumpers incoming

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>>129279226
ARIZONAWOOOOOOOO, YES!!!

>>129279100

trump should call a drone strike on congress

>>129279232
he said he'd be willing to today

>>129279227
it's the five, everyone left to go get something to eat, get shit done before hannity

>>129279226
trump better stay out of arizona then, mccain will feed him to the hippos

>>129279371
No, he said he's willing to testify under oath
as in Mueller's probe

Get your facts straight

>>129278238
>ratings are great
No, they're not. Tucker always beat Maddow at 9 but The Five is now consistently below her in ratings.

And after a few weeks have passed no one is able to pull O'Reilly numbers yet.

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guttfeld has the best reaction faces

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>>129279373
THE FIVE IS JUST A CIRCLE JERK OF OPTIONS AND NO NEWS

>>129279476
Frankly with O'reilly gone i realized how important and decent his show was.

Every other show is fucking atrocious in comparison.

>it's another the thread is almost over and everyone is waiting for the new one before posting episode

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>>129279558
>Options
Think you mean opinions.

>>129279558
that is the entire primetime block

>>129279641
I have nothing important to say, but this

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>>129279641
Best part of the thread.

>>129279634
he was a neocon fuck but he produced a decent show
fox lacks that sort of production talent

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>>129279558

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>>129279641
Seriously.
Worst part of the Thread.

>>129279476
O'Reilly was only getting insane numbers because he was knee deep in controversy. And for somebody so tall, that's a lot of controversy. People didn't watch for his insight. They wanted to see him implode.

Usually I don't like Dana but tonight I'm finding her cynicism extremely sexy.

I should probably stop drinking.

Jews!

What's a political betting site?

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>>129279641
>the new one
not today

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Eichenwald looks like that guy in the Lost World who gets ripped apart by the two T-Rexs

>>129279284
FY2018 budget getting passed will be undeniable, and will mark the beginning of change in msm. until then we will continue to deal with the russia narrative and it will not let up. after FY2018 it will be 'fire trump he is dooming minorities and the sick'

The five is turning into the Jerry Springer show.

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>>129279803

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NEW

>>129279836
>>129279836
>>129279836

FRESH

>>129279836
>>129279836
>>129279836

>>129279641
>inb4 split

>>129279954
yes, it would be better if it was the 8 and everyone agreed

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>>129279875

>>129277587

>inb4 Trump indicted on 323 counts of obstruction of justice

>>129277001

Got my hopes up thinking she's back for a second tucking