Canadian Duelling Legal

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>>129264366
>witchcraft is now legal
You know they're doing just so that they can make the new Canadians feel welcome, right? That and the bestiality legalisation.

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>you'll never watch two stoned Canadian liberal trannies shoot at one another with black powder flintlock pistols then spitroast a dog to celebrate

>>129265482
whats with all the bunny porn lately

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>>129264366

Duel accepted, airsoft guns at dawn. You killed my father prepare to die.

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>>129264366
Where you at Op? I'll box you the fuck out.

>>129264366
wait. Canada banned crime comics? Like noir detective comic type shit? The fuck?

>>129266127
set up a location with OP

>>129264366
gotta send them vodoo dolls to my aunt, witchcrafts gonna be a good business. you get paid by jealous people to curse other people and make them shit glass shards.

>>129265905
Just go to NY, its a regular occurrence.

>>129264366
>Canadian duel
>Sorry
>Sorry
>Sorry
>Sorry
>Sorry
>Sorry

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>>129268112

>>129264366
As a fencing pro and blade combat expert, I might go there and challenge non-whites to it.

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>>129265905

No need for the tranny spitroast show. Go to Calgary Stampede and you might see one f'realz.

>>129268112
>Aussie duel
>CUNT
>CUNT
>CUNT
>CUNT
>CUNT
>CUNT

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>>129269679
>This Russian son of a bitch is legally killing dozens of Canadian poos and chinks and basically you're fucking stupid

>Find out how to turn a petty insult into an honorable fight to the death by clicking here

>>129264366
Someone needs to white glove that nigger Trudeau's pucnhable face.

Quick someone challenge Trudeau!

>>129264366
This actually good Canadá

>>129264366
gloves, ill be flying home in a month to knock the soul out of your 5'6'' frame and send you to god at the speed of a left upper cut you utter cunt.

>>129271194
how are summer holidays treating you so far? glad to have a break from those "mean leftists" in high school?

>>129266443
believe everything you read americunt, you'll go far

>>129265482
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>129264366
>Dueling legal
YES good job Canada
>Witchcraft legal
Oh shit what are you doing nigger

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>>129266443
>>129273510
Any type of violence that is put into a picture form whether it be movie, picture, comic etc has been illegal since the '20s here. Only one person has been charged and that was the owner of Best Gore.

the real question is. why isnt prostitution legal yet? one would think they eat the 'working girl proud of her sexuality' shit up. also, bring in those sex vacation dollars

>>129268112
>>129270724

I want to play too.

>French duel.
>
>
>Where'd they go?

>>129274001
NACP wants to legalize prostitution

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>>129264366

>Be leaf
>challenge other leaf to duel over maple syrup-based slight
>he accepts
>I kill him
>Mounties arrest me for murder
>Turns out the law only decriminalizes challenging someone to a duel, not the actual dueling or resultant death
>mfw

>>129274815
>you kill him
>he wins

>>129273206
Since Op is a little welching fucboi bitch , I'll knock your ass out instead?

Where you at?

>>129264366
>dueling becomes legal in canada
>a single ameri/k/an immigrates to challenge every leftist up there
>within a couple months he's taken out the entirety of sjw's in canada
The day of the rake is coming!

>>129264366
>Legalize dueling
>Don't rewrite/legalize murder
what's the point Cancucks will just throw a fit if someone dies from dueling and charge the person for murder

>>129264366
Wouldn't there still be a murder charge in there somewhere?

>witchcraft legal
Why? It's the only business that is 100% scams. Every single person that works in it is scum without exception. That is what you need to be tolerant of?

>>129274165
for real real? none of that "selling sex is legal, but buying it is a crime" bullshit

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>>129264366
I choose...CARDS.

>>129275326
It's not murder, if someone dies in a boxing match.

>>129275767
Its not?
>how do I get into boxing

>>129275094
flying into the dot, square up

>>129275767
It is if you don't have any signed paperwork

>>129264366
Based.
Someone challenge your cuck in chief

>>129275094
forgot to mention, this isnt online so you'll have to peel yourself out of moms basement in saskatoon and get on a flight you fucking inbred

>>129264366
people should pull charlie zelenoff stunts and just kill numales by the dozen and it's legal because they wanted to undo that old bigot 19th century white people law.

>>129274932

Underrated. Have your (You)

>>129274932

Best post in this thread.

>>129275327

There are sincere witches just like there are sincere Christians, just because 99% of both are liars who KNOW they're liars doesn't mean they should be illegal.

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>>129275713
>your mother's face when they find your corpse, its throat stuffed with playing cards

>>129276019
If he's challenged he wins.

>>129276736
how bout you just worry about your banks going under ok chief?

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>>129270468
have at 'er

>>129264366
Guns
MB here, you?

>>129276912
Yeah I can do that.

>>129276736
Winning strategy desu

>>129277411
Dildos
SK here

>>129264366
Challenge Trudoe

>>129274086
Me too
>brazillian duel
>HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

>>129277916
Fuck...

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Good, this'll stop people from being dandy fops.

>>129276634
Ask any witch, if she's willing to put her abilities to an unbiased test and you will bem et with nothing but excuses and hostility.

>>129265905
the duel is legal, but murder and assault are illegal. it would have evolved into a name calling spat where one person tries to hurt the others feelings the most, but that's also illegal in canada if i'm not mistaken.

>>129278218

Try doing the same with any Christcuck and you;ll get exactly the same response.

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>>129275130
>ameri/k/an
yeah I don't think those furfags will beat anyone in a duel

>>129264366
Anon, if you kill the guy he wins

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>>129279269
Hi, ISIS

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>>129274932
perfect

>>129265482
sauce on the bun?

>>129264366

So what happens if they die. It says they will remove dueling as a crime, but it doesnt say if they will make it legal. It could be that its redundant, since it was 2 years. You kill someone in a duel, you will get more than 2 years.

Seems like clickbait wording.

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>>129268112

>>129273562
fuck off reddit

>>129279662

Some YouTube trap.

>>129264366
The Anti-terrorism Act of 2015?

>>129267203
Audibly kek'd. It's probably considered high culture in lower Manhattan. They watch it after they eat orange truffle sprinkled raspberry fairtrade curry organic rainbow tofu chunk red wine gelato (50$ per ounce, move if you don't fuckin' like it).

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>>129270724
>>129268112

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>>129278367
soon we're gonna stream this shit, fuck the law
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUe7hLgMRHA

>>129264366
I accept your challenge.
I'll bring whatever weapon I want, it's my counsel.
You can bring a tombstone with your name on it.

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>>129279999
oy, it's time to party

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>>129280483
I said Canadian... Fucking idiot

>>129280483
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmvSgvy7a34

>>129280577
I am Canadian you coward.
Do you accept or not?
Either way I'm hunting you down.

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>>129280692
You're flag says you're fat and stupid

>>129276114
What if you get your chin taken off in the duel? You'll have to live in Ireland permanently to fit in

>>129280750
My flag doesn't matter, I have duel citizenship.
While you're crying like a little faggot because someone accepted your duel.

All of this has been screen shot, according to Canadian law you made a challenge and I accepted. You're fucking dead.

>>129275094
>fucboi

Are you a woman or a fag?

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>>129280965
But you're not Canadian... you're just justifying my statement of your low IQ

>>129269679

>tips fedora

>>129281094
He is canadian dipshit. He just said duel-citizenship. Are you daft?

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>>129283726
He is not Canadian

>>129264366

Hey Canada welcome to the early 1800s we're glad you could make it buddy!