Alright bongs,

>>129263822
You'll be fine just pay attention to the exchange rate

>>129264040
I'm going on business, so I'm expensing everything. I'm also bring as much trump swag as I can fit in a suitcase

>>129263822
A rape whistle.

>>129264206
Kek that's kinda what I imagined

>>129264206
Is that for rounding up victims!?
Where can I buy one?

>>129264736
>Is that for rounding up victims!?
My sides

>>129263822
If a man in a trench coat tries to sell you knives just walk away, it might be a cop

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>>129263822
Shove pic related up your ass. You'll thank me later.

>>129264206
nah that's classed as an assault on their ears

>>129263822
>self defence

We don't allow that sort of thing here chum. Run, Hide, Tell. And for the love of god sit down to urinate.

Use your fists you faggot you dont need weapons

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a butt plug

>>129266776
That's a good note

>>129268945
>Ted Heath
>Fired are enoch
>was a pedo

Checks out,.

>>129268945
>Yankee man beats Muslim children to death with butter plug
I like the sound of that

>>129263822
It irks me that the flag is the wrong way.

>>129267392
Jesus, is that for real?

>>129267392
>rapist gets their dick pricked
>proceeds to beat the bitch to death in anger
>or just put it in her ass

Great device!

>>129263822
If you are anglo we shall defend you brother,
if not WE'RE FULL.

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>>129263822
a teaspoon, if you have the right paperwork done out

>>129268548
>gets stabbed