Brit/pol/ - She'll Be Out Before The End Of The Year edition

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>>129260689
NordVPN is pretty good.

>>129260285
>filename
Kek

>>129260739
Knew you'd come back

>>129260747

A lot of VPN's shop you for 'right wing political beliefs'. off the top of my head the one that peter sundae faggot started has done this already

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It's very dark outside

I don't think anyone would catch you if you had a

wank in the garden

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That Spalding murder story is fucking harrowing.

>The court heard Markham walked for around 30 minutes along Spalding's Coronation Channel to reach Edwards' home before knocking three times on a bedroom window as a pre-arranged signal that he had arrived. Edwards then opened a bathroom window to allow Markham to climb into the house from the roof of a shed, and gave him advice on moving quietly around the property.

>Lucas wounded Mrs Edwards terribly before smothering her with a pillow. It wasn't quick - she struggled and fought for her life while Kim watched on. Despite Kim's reservations about killing her sister, they weren't strong enough to stop Markham.

>Evidence heard in the trial, but unpublished until now, revealed that the couple remained at the house in Dawson Avenue immediately after the killings where they had sex, shared a bath and watched the vampire-themed teen romance Twilight films.

>They were discovered and arrested at the home Edwards shared with her mother and sister 36 hours later, having been reported missing to police.

Seamus, get the fertilizer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG3PnQ3tgzY
supa duper

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>tfw voted UUP
>missed out on all the DUP victory memes

>>129260901
Yeah he only does it 4 or 5 times a day.

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Remember that Enoch Powell was /ourguy/, Anglos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ynf2W6EcGgc

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Floating kippers were the reason Labour had such a favourable shift and the Cons nearly lost because deep down they're still poorfags who want their gibs, the Scots went blue because SNP are done and they already have their gibs, and Labour and the left will never acknowledge this. With all this in mind will the Cons have to pander in a similar way to bring themselves back and are we truly in the final days of bread and circuses?

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>keep on reading about from lefties that because the Tories didn't get a majority of the vote that the progressive alliance won and therefore Corbyn should be PM

Do they realize that they're different parties and there was never any alliance?

>>129261138
RIP Good Friday Agreement

>>129261070
That's pretty grim.

About this time last year I was working in murica. I met a proper lefty and we talked about a whole bunch of stuff. He denied that brexit, trump, etc, would happen. He said that "you just can't win with hate any more" and smiled smugly. Proudly. Piously.

That smile has never ever left my memory. Like he was closing his eyes and seeing God's tits.

It's a cult.

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Let's ban abortion and gay marriage

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Just for clarity scot tories separating is bollocks.

Sounds like a Tory with leadership ambitions is calling in some favours at a newspaper he writes columns in......

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Reminder that the DUP are that mental, they champion the use of a made-up, phonetically-spelled language just because Republicans use Irish Gaelic, so they can pretend they have their own language too.

>clappit manch and banes

>>129261268
"""""""""good""""""""" Friday

>>129261355
Is this really true? I feel like it's a joke and that by googling it you will just be making me waste my time.

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>>129261355
>banes

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>>129261334

YKTD here's a song for you lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRMGPjkL2zE

>>129261156
Taffy cunt lmaooo

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based DUP XD

>>129261355
Wait. So the Irish aren't just stinking drunk all the time, they're speaking actual gibberish AND stinking drunk all the time?

>>129260285
I bought a few Carbombs today fgts

>>129261156
Fucking Wales, you glorified English county

>>129261230
>woman should go to prison for murder

Inconceivable.

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>>129261334

fucking love Are Ruth even if she is a lezzer

fun fact: Ruth has actually seen the "Right Wing Ruth's Squad" video, Young Tory showed it to her at a party dinner

>>129261230

>vote labour en masse for gibs
>your swing means conservatives need a coalition
>only one party big enough
>it's an actual nationalist anti-lgbt party

pottery

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>>129261645
Fight with the hue some more that was fun.

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>>129261469
No, it's real.

>English
>Irish Gaelic
>Ulster Scots

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>>129260285
We did it lads. We stopped the commies.

>>129261284
This is what people believe in now that God is dead. The only way they wake up is with cult deprogramming type shit too.

>>129261469
No its fucking true

If you want a laugh go look up the ulster scots versions of government websites, it reads like a drunk scotsman speaking

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>>129261567
Wales 1, Ireland 0.
>ya got cucked, son

>>129261469

True. It's called "Ulster Scots" ("Oolster Scats") and it's basically what you get if say Scottish words in an Irish accent and then write them down phonetically.

The daft cunts go bananas for "wur tradishuns" and all that shite so they just made one up.

>>129261355
BANES?

>>129261469
Yes, Irish was recognised as an official language so the DUP demanded ulster scots be recognised as one as well
Its English with a strong Antrim accent and some slang thrown in

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It is actually disgusting some of the shite being said about Isabel Oakeshott due to her being anti-Labour on QT. She wasn't even showing her true power levels.

>>129261618
That flag has nothing to do with the DUP.

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>>129261207
This is literacy Democracy in action; it's not a bug, but a feature. There's a reason our far wiser forefathers were so mistrustful of democracy.

>>129261754

>lavatries

My fucking sides.

>>129261156
Whoever drew that picture of Caernarfon out that guy's window is a genius.

>>129261754
Fucking hell. I've know of the DUP for years but I didn't realise that they're actual cartoon people. This is amazing.

>>129261469
It's just a dialect, it's like seeing neeps and tatties on a menu and then saying the SNP are so mental they're championing the use of a made-up, phonetically-spelled language.

>>129261849
butthurt after that hour of utter BTFOing of labour

>>129261754
>>129261790
>>129261823
>>129261840
Fucking hell.

>>129261750
what did she make of the right wing ruth's quad video?

>>129261849
>1 like

don't lose any sleep lad

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>>129261723
I suppose we are more English than England, looking at the English demographics.
Any eye contact with Pakis lately?

>>129261961

There's a photo of her laughing and grinning while watching it so I assume she enjoyed it

>>129261355
The Scots have the same.

>>129261991
I have left the house once since November so no

>>129261903
Was just going for a generic "Welsh" castle, but thank you for the complement.

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>>129261958

>>129261849
she belongs in my bed

>>129261813
>Some French half breed

Doesn't count daffyd

>>129261991
I know those guys, they're both British nationalists

>>129261208
>they don't realise that even with 5 other parties they still wouldn't have enough
>they want a coalition of 5 parties

So do I, for the laughs.

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>trusting a woman that called her own party the "nasty party" to lead them to victory

>>129261983
I purposefully posted the most recent one I saw because otherwise someone making an unrelated 'point' would say "well maybe they're referencing something else", there's literally hundreds of others.

>>129261765
It's actually bloody scary. I read Douglas Murray's book the other week and he has a similar thesis about god dead> left believe in tolerance, but I was thinking of examples from my own life, and that lad scared the hell out of me. I've seen real, fervent fanaticism before but not in a white man. Scary.

>>129261355
>banes

ITS FINALLY HERE

THE MEME LANGUAGE OF BIG GUYS 4EU

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Hey cumquaffers
Can I just remind you all, amid all this -
SALMOND LOST HIS FUCKING SEAT
SNP FUCKING WRECKED
HAGGIS GIRL BTFO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAH
*pauses for wheezy intake of breath*
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NO MORE MANDATE FOR INDEPENDENCE

Listen lads I going to shag the GF 4 hrs ..shes up at 6am .. as flys planes /serves teas .. Listen .. I told her I post a Chan an.. an she was ok But Next week MAYS /NET/CP /PAEDO will be... be more than this .. !!!!! I am off to Love Real WOMENLY LOVE .. ! ;) MAY did this .. !

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>>129261754

>>129262162
>trusting a woman
FTFY

>>129262176
report any threats of harm to the police

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Time to wear my new shorts, lads. No hard Brexit, lads…No hard feelings either.

>>129261958

Dont you mean Farr Keen Heel

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>>129262162
Theresa May has my absolute trust. The nation trusts her too.

>>129261849

Yeah looking through them, loads of really vile things

>>129261110
*super duper*

>>129261790
An example: http://www.niassembly.gov.uk/about-the-assembly/general-information/information-leaflets/ulster-scots/

>The Assemblie is the devolved Govrenment o Norlin Airlan. Hit haes the pouer for tae mak laas in a braid reinge airts, comprehendan the housin, the employ, the leir, the halth, the agricultur an the environs. Hit forgaithers at the Pairlament Biggins, Belfast.

Pisshead: the language.

>>129261913

> Southern US conservative protestants
> AKA Hillbillies
> Named because they're Billy Boys who live in the hills
> Billy boys= supporters of King William
> AKA Ulster Scots

They're literally the most insance and conservative people on earth and now they're the king makers in the new government.

It's amazing.

>>129262272
Sammy Wilson confirmed for most based MP.

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>>129261529

>>129261618
We are both settler people struggling with terrorism perpetrated by he inferior people we have colonized. Thats where this comes from, there are no jews in NI so expecting people here to be woke on that issue is a bit of a stretch.

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>>129262162
>mfw I fucked up

>>129262295
>people are proud that he looks like that

>>129262076
We don't print roadsigns in it. It's just an accent. A regional one at that if you're thinking of broad Scots.

>gaelic
Existed for a good many years.

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Papers

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>>129261355
fugg it's real

>>129262262
I thought you were a virgin, Mair.

>>129261268
That's tricky, all the guns are covered in concrete.

>Tories swept the locals with ease
>Drove off a fucking cliff in an unneccessary GE they called themselves
How?

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A N O N Y M O N G S U N E Q U I V O C A L L Y B T F O

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>>129262114
Purebred sheepfiddlers colonised you. There isn't a single group in the British Isles that hasn't fucked you. I reckon the Cornish had a go at it somewhere down the line too.

>>129261755
>coalition of chaos

Oh the irony

QUEEN'S SPEECH WHEN?
>QUEEN'S SPEECH WHEN?
QUEEN'S SPEECH WHEN?
>QUEEN'S SPEECH WHEN?
QUEEN'S SPEECH WHEN?
>QUEEN'S SPEECH WHEN?
QUEEN'S SPEECH WHEN?
>QUEEN'S SPEECH WHEN?
QUEEN'S SPEECH WHEN?
>QUEEN'S SPEECH WHEN?

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>>129262076

I think the difference is the Scots seem to do it out of a sense of pride and amusement over their own daft words whereas the Oolster Scats do it because of a childish, sectarian sense of not being outdone: "the 'other side' have a language so we should have one too" sorta thing.

You would never see this sort of shite on signs in Glasgow, for instance.

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>>129260285
Hmm, *sips tea*

>>129262262
>the resident schizo says good night

Night to you too lad

>>129262209
Yeah. Murray (I think) gets it from people like John Gray. The similarities between millenarian religion and utopian political movements are frightening.

Actually the weirdest one is if you read E. E. Evans-Pritchard's (Ambrose's dad) book 'Witchcraft, Oracles and Magic Among the Azande'. It's literally describing the belief in "racism" as it currently exists. Here's the late great Henry Harpending talking about it: https://westhunt.wordpress.com/2012/01/15/my-friend-the-witch-doctor/

We don't have the neurological hardware to overcome religious thinking. 95% of the population can't overcome binary thinking either.

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>>129261754
>taigs salty dup put their language on the same standard as our accent

>>129262457
Nah he fucked Jo pretty hard

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>>129261754
>bairns' hippins

>>129262381
>lift the log of democracy and you never know what you'll find.

I love politics.

Also ta for the history.

>>129261754
Ulster scots is just a way to get money to our people rather than having to give it to taigs, what happens is taigs whine for government money to be spent on Irish language, which coincidentally means money going to their voters, so this is our response in order that our people get some money also.

>>129261355
>>129262566
Gaelic is as made up and doesn't belong in Scotland, bugger off

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>>129262569
[anti republicanism intensifies]

>>129262569

IRA = Terrorists
UDA/UVF/etc... = patriotic vigilantes

>>129261790
>ulster scots versions of government websites

WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING???"?!

http://www.niassembly.gov.uk/about-the-assembly/general-information/information-leaflets/ulster-scots/

>>129262262
Pleasant shagging friend.

>>129262486
The EDP?
You from around here mate?

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>>129262367

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>>129262434
>fucked up
She destroyed Labour. She won, you lost. Get over it.

>>129262569
*rees at u*

>>129260285
Rightly So have you thought about getting a life outside brit/pol?

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>>129262713
That is comfy af image.

>>129261355
Bane?

>>129262724
this.

might as well call our own army terrorists if we're calling everyone with guns terrorist

>>129262511
You never did it by yourself. You needed the Frenchies to come and civilise you.
There are no pure welsh left but plenty of us.

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>>129262569
>>129262724
>my terrorists are freedom fighters
>your freedom fighters are terrorists

Brit/pol/ - Twinned with Belfast

I am enjoying the Paisleyposting though, if only to wind up the micks.

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>>129262434

You've fucked this election right up haven't ya. Eh, haven't ya eh. Answer me!

>>129262617
>Diana

Fucking hell, she's been dead 20 years, no one cares anymore.

>>129261991
How likely is it that they are just mi5

>momentum shills still haven't left

kek

I reckon all the suicide threats on /r/uk has forced them to migrate here

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>>129261754
Just when I thought the day couldn't get weirder.

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>>129262750
Sorry about that, must have snook in there, usually I just filter out by sports pages and papers published before the day of posting.

>>129262618
I very much want you to recommend me more books and talk more at me. I have to let the dog out so please still be in the threads in ten minutes odd.

This election is Corbyn's dunkirk moment.

A loss that wasn't as terrible as people were expecting.

People are acting like he won.

>>129262891
up the uda cunt, now piss off

>>129262929
They're not shills, just retard UKIP voters.

>>129262950
>to save

Literally wasn't in need of rescue until she decided she needed to shore up her own intra-party power.

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>>129262859
>no pure Welsh left
Wrong.
>pure Irish people
Well, you have to keep the bloodline pure somehow. If pic related is the means to do so, is it really worth it?

>>129262987
you been to sleep yet?

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>>129261754
>people make fun of Welsh when this shit exists

>>129262483
Labours manifesto had hard Brexit in it so ukip vote went back to them.

>>129262566
No its, the Taigs use it to funnel public money to their community so we have to get money for our people too.

>>129262808
>destroyed labour
>the party that lost a majority "destroyed" the one that made gains

Also, why are you r/T_D fags still here after the election? /pol/ would never support the two main parties or consider their winning a success.

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may supports terrorists

>>129262441
>We don't print roadsigns in it
That would be the funniest shit ever.

>>129262918
I doubt that MI5 would waste their time lynching a golliwog doll dressed as Klansmen in a small Welsh village.
But that's just me.

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>>129262569
IRA vs ISIS, who wins?

>>129262929
>STILL thinking /pol/ is pro-Tory

nu-/pol/ was a mistake.

>>129262808
Use your Mummy May memes up. Gonna be worthless soon

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>>129263166
UDA

>>129263007
>March of Red Jezza

Anyone got any of those gommunist posters of him that were floating about yesterday? Needed for shitposting purposes.

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oh daddy , wheres mummy ???

>>129262955
Alreet then lad but you're going to have to pick a bloody topic.

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>>129262808

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>>129262950
Nah I'm on to you mate, I bet you're from Ipswich

>>129262966
>BoJo PM

Tories would literally never win again

>>129263166
sandnigger teaching chinks kung fu? y??

>>129262847
I'm gonna stay a neet depending on if I can get a job in a supermarket, if not then I'm going to run away and try and join the FFL before I turn 25 so that I can get out and actually have done something interesting with my life before I turn 30 (5 year service requirement), although I might just pussy out and not even buy a eurostar ticket, but it would be nice to at least give it a go. My options in regards to UK armed forces services are pretty fucked because of years of having something that is a permanent bar to entry.

So children of the Empire, whats the chances of shit getting stirred up in Northern Ireland once DUP announces its in bed with the Tories.
Cant help but think everyone's a tad to soft at this point to go full IRA but can't help but feel like it won't sit right with the Catholics.

>>129261070

At least they got decent prison sentences, I'm surprised it's not 5 years minimum.

>>129263175
There is a big difference in being pro-tory and being anti-labour

I can understand being anti-tory, but pro-labour sentiment on /pol/? kek

I've been here long enough to know anything related to labour has no place on this board.

>>129263291
Good. Then a true right-wing and nationalist party could form.

>>129263049
Yeah mate, once from about 10am to mid day, and I think again from 4pm to 9pm.

>>129263166
IRA already took out the Taliban, so I'm going to go with them.

>http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x50mw0w

>>129263046
The grovelling Welshman is never the hero of any story. It's always us Irish; real men.

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>>129262617 she paid the toll

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>>129262891
Shut up you leaf cunt. Come round here and let the constable inspect your property

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I LOVE BOJO

>>129263317
PARAS ON THE SHANKHILL ROAD NOW

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>Ruth davidson likely to be next tory leader

>>129263302
That might fuck you for the FFL as well lad. They do background checks on you and stuff these days as I understand it. You ever read that book 'Legionnaire' by Simon Murray? it's good.

>>129263007
Are they trying to use that leggy paedo lady to move the overton window again

>>129263302
What's FFL? You have no A-Levels?

>>129263317
Norn Iron has been teetering on the edge for a couple of years now, not helped at all by the breakdown of power-sharing in January.

Won't take much for arms caches that weren't mentioned in the Good Friday agreement to get dug up again.

>>129261849

>Points out bad points of both parties
>reeeeeeee muh Labour who just outright lost how dare she

Also she's smart and beautiful, that's the sort of thing truly sickens lefties.

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>>129263450
>Irish
>real men
Pick one.
All of the "real men" got killed by the English government for being too rebellious. Or starved because eating potatoes is a tough task.

>>129261070
What the fuck? There has to be more to this.

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>puts down clappit manch
>finishes chewing banes
>screams about flegs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAa4xPkk2Pw

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>>129262974
It shows how strong the cult of personality really is. People don't care that Labour lost, people don't care that the shift was down to ex-UKIP voters, people don't care that the Tories have allied with DUP (which is like Hitler joining up with Satan in their eyes), they don't care about the return to two-party politics and all the shite that brings, they don't care about the lost chances a true hung parliament could have brought, all they care about is the fact that their mate Jez has proven himself more electable than initially thought and this means he's definitely without question winning the next election, that Labour will change itself around him and become the best party ever, and 1000 year glorious communist rule.

>>129263467
What constable? Enjoy your fertilizer. Combined with the cuts to security services, it should be choice.

>>129263534
So far as I know they don't have access to UK medical records? Haven't read the book.

>>129263583
I didn't get on well with mainstream education.

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>>129261230
>let that sink in
I have

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>>129263216
The people's champion.

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kek

>>129263468
plz god no, we'll never be taken seriously as a country ever again.

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>corbyn looks disheveled
>doesn't sing national anthem
>asks stupid questions in house of commons
>constantly laughed at from government benches
>suddenly in last 2 weeks harnesses revolutionary fever to drive a massive surge to vote
Was it all part of the plan?

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>>129263506
Not if this ruthless Pob has anything to say about it

>>129263236
>The similarities between millenarian religion and utopian political movements are frightening.
Would be a good one.

Also when you say Gray to whom are you referring?

>>129263425
goddamn i love america

>>129263506

She's not even an MP dummy

>>129263302
When are you going, I'm actually leaving next month.

Make sure you can do over level 7 on the beep test and ideally more then 10 overarm pullups

>>129263710
cheers m8

>omg the DUP are anti-abortion, anti-gay marriage, pro gun

dumbfuck lefties act like DUP is going to have any say on any of these issues; they'll join for Brexit and that's it

>>129263622
Fucking Ulster Scots is hilarious, it's like how Scottish people type out their accent online.

>>129263725
Tories trying to the throw the election because they know Brexit is going to go to shit and they wanted Labour to take the heat.

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>>129261230
>anti-women
>led by a woman

>>129263746
Some time at the beginning of next year perhaps. My fitness is already good but needs improving. At the moment my life consists of posting on brit/pol/ and watching TV/films and going to the gym at least every other day. Comfy af in some respects but it is not sustainable.

Good luck.

>>129263889
she's an anti-woman woman, duh

>>129261049
Explain this meme, its great.

>>129263611
Despised her mother: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-37648194

>"I wanted to get revenge for the way she treated me," Kim told one psychiatrist. "I did it because I did not like Mum at all and I did not want her to ruin or corrupt anyone else. I did not feel anything for my mother, she deserved it and I'm glad she's dead."

>>129261230
Also I really want to see what "not going down without a fight" constitutes when an English fruit is going against and Ulster loyalist

>>129263691
wow, you really do have no idea what you're talking about

nice

>>129263595
Being too rebellious is better than the welsh way; spreading your arse cheeks open. Lmaoo.

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ooh anon i seem to have dropped my majority

why don't you come over here and slip that big white ballot of yours in my slot

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>>129262372
>The Assemblie is the devolved Govrenment o Norlin Airlan

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>>129263730
Shoo

>>129262617
Hmmm, I wonder why this Diana thing is taking up so much space............ hmmmmmmmmmm

>>129261070
Holy fuck they look Finnish

why did she get rid of lynton crosby

Been away all day, has the emergency brigade turned on may yet or are we still in denial?

>>129263917
What will you do after 5 years?

>>129263317
Our assembly fell apart because Arlene Foster was either corrupt or incompetent enough to approve legislation that gives 1/20 of the budget to people to burn fuel at a profit for the next twenty years, the DUP is in bed with Big Chicken, the DUP having sway with the Tories makes a return to power sharing difficult and very unlikely, and any sort of border with the republic will fuck the economy and lead to an increase in paramilitary activity

We've been in the bad ending timeline for a while now

>>129264030
>tfw no longer attracted to her because she doesn't have any power

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>>129264018
>taig talks to me about spreading arse cheeks
Come back to me when you reach half of your original population, boyo.

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>tfw I wasn't born British

i hope that the DUP take over the tories desu

>>129261156
Reminder that he moved to Northern Ireland

>>129264136
idk, French teacher perhaps. I know the French level you have to learn is pretty low but I guess it can go as far as you want it.

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>>129263416
Your service is commended. I don't have a relevant ribbon, so pretend it says something about selfless work on behalf of brit/pol/.

>>129263917
Might want to go out running outside a bit, treadmills aren't so great, get yourself a bergen and take 30lbs in water bottles out for a walk once a week too.

Don't know shit about the FFL but that shits pretty core to UK infantry so I can't imagine they're much different.

>>129263917
Yeah you to, you know what you're in for right? It's not as romantic as the books portray it now.

it's 80% eastern europeans wanting to fight you, make sure your mind is on the ball before you go don't question yourself because if you get in you're in for the 5, only way out is desertion (if caught you'll spend the rest of your 5 year service in FFL jail)

I'm ex military but even then desperation to get in plays a bigger chance of getting in, also they don't check your history, they cant.

The gestapo interview is done with trained interrogators so they read body and face language to tell if you're lying about something.

I'll be on here up until i go, so if you need any information let me know.

>>129263450
The Irish are only the hero's of Irish stories, and half of them are just "this guy took an oath to not do Y, so now he has to this really fucking stupid thing X that will end in his death so he doesn't do Y".

>>129263729
No worries then. John Gray, he's a philosopher and his book 'Black Mass' talks about this. He traces the belief in secular progress and the construction of utopias back to some medieval movements. You can really see it when you watch videos of those college campus protests. The kids are not present in the moment, their eyes are glossy and they are participating in a ritual.

It's in how they debate with weird slogans that are taken as doctrinal truth "a fairer NHS!" "equal pay for equal work!" and no ability to even unpick these statements when you ask what they mean.

But it's not just the modern "progressive" movements. The free market fundamentalists from the 80s are similar, their central dogma is just different and they don't want to kill heretics.

>>129264238
I was born Irish but English people adopted me. I'm still British master race tho rite?

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>>129264100
they unironically put on balaclavas to pretend to be IRA, you cannot argue with that.

>>129264095
The best phrase is for the MLAs: "Laa-Makkan Forgaitherars".

It's drunkenness in a language.

>>129263917

This is a former legionnaire laying out what he did:

https://cervens.net/legionbbs123/showthread.php?11147-Legion-preparation-training-program

>>129264192
You're so sad I can't even tell you apart from an Englishman going by flag. You're just an outpost of England.

>>129262808
Labour gained seats you retarded cuck

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Name 1 single thing in UK politics that can stop the march of Marxism.

>>129264402
Throwing Welshman a bone after he fights your battles for you. Cute.

>>129264545
Post the PIRA one. Shit's hilarious.

>>129264680
Trident D5

Scenario: you're an advisor on May's team, what do you do to hold on and increase your seats to gain a majority government.

>>129264680
the upper class

>>129264391
Yeah I've read about how grim it can be, from what I have heard they are looked down upon by the rest of the French military and the training is similar to that of Russian infantry in that they don't really give too much of a shit about your health or if they break you, also it's quite old school in that the instructors have no qualms about beating you.

Still sounds like a proper adventure though, the parachute regiment looks good.

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>>129264570
Better than living in a barren wasteland, gyppo.

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>>129264680
democracy

>>129264457
Yeah, turns out we all arrived in the British Isles with the Bell Beaker people around 2500 B.C. We're all one big population.

http://biorxiv.org/content/early/2017/05/09/135962

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>>129260285
>mfw
what missed did I?

>>129264680
literally my nan

>>129264680
Someone running Corbyn over while he's cycling into work.

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>>129264680
the good book and the rule of law

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any self respecting irish man should not contribute to this forum.

these people are not your friends, this is not a place for open discussion, its just somewhere to troll shills and little dickheads who dont matter.. :)

>>129264680
The Rules of economics

>>129264769
they're the ones pushing it dumby

>>129264758
Fire may

>>129263980

The mum looks like a psycho. I believe the kid.

>>129264758
Get May to resign, hold another election with BoJo. Stick him in front of cameras doing goofy shit as much as possible. Pray.

From the Digital Change Over guide 2012:

>Dae A need a new aerial?
>Gin ye hae guid analogue reception the nou, ye'r like no tae need tae replace yer ruiftap or set-tap aerial for the cheenge-ower – thare nae sic thing as a 'deegital aerial'. But gin ye hae ill analogue reception the nou, ye’ll mebbe need tae replace it.
>Find oot by gaun til the aerial-pruifer on Teletext page 284. Anither wey is tae wait until efter the cheenge-ower for tae see if yer pictur's affect.

>>129264680
ian paisleys ghost

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>>129264297

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>>129263216

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>>129264680
Alexander Jahans.

>>129264095

>PAIRLMENT
>BIGGINS

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>>129264018
stop bullying wales reee

>>129264810
>tfw fucking scientists have ruined the Celt/Saxon bants forever

>>129264891
/scenario. (*That was quick.)

>>129264810
Pretty much ethnically the same, except Anglos and Lowland Scots have more Germanic DNA.

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how did mummy pepe may do you cuck goy ??

i missed it

>>129264415
>you have just purchased black mass

It's been a fascinating process learning that my political thought lines up with a school of philosophy I never knew existed. I studied philosophy as a hobby but stopped around 1850. Only recently getting back into it.

That trip to the US (was working on death row) was incredibly enlightening for a whole bunch of reasons.

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>>129264853
Cycling, you say.

>>129264297
who has a vagina, i don't get it

>>129264985
Added to gommunist folder, thanks.

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>https://youtu.be/9ABewg-fOdI
>ywn be a troublemaker on this level

>Left shills for EU
>Gets Brexit
>Left shills for Sanders
>Gets Clinton
>Left shills for Clinton
>Gets Trump
>Left shills for Labour
>Gets Conservative/DUP coalition
I never want this timeline to end.

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>nothing but meme answers
THERE IS LITERALLY NO RIGHT WING RESPONSE TO THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>129264976

>>129265041
It's too fun though.

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oh mummy why cant you be like old mummy ??

>>129265076
She won, Mustapha.

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>>129264974
>Get May to resign, hold another election with BoJo. Stick him in front of cameras doing goofy shit as much as possible. Pray.

Kek-willing - this happens. Holy hell that would be good.

>>129264391
Would they fight other EE or just the English?

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>>129265169
desu i got burned out of these threads after shitposting Trump fanatics for so long

>>129264680

Islam

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pussy english men trying to equate a corrupt pedophilic unaccountable scumbag state socalled conservative party with a trump american grassroots movement.


fucking laughable....

>>129265070
Yeah, and that Germanic DNA is from a culture that also descends from the Bell Beaker's progenitor culture (the Yamnaya horizon). They estimate it's 40% Anglo-Saxon in the East of England going to 5% in North Wales & the south and west of Ireland. There's Anglo-Saxon admixture everywhere though, it's about 30% in County Dublin.

>>129265052
I know it's sad but it's also very interesting!

>>129265161
It's so much fun. I wonder what they'll push for next.
>left shills for peace in middle East
>gets nazi colony on mars
>left shills for European army
>Russian invasion of Germany. Again.

Possible HAPPENING in Glasgow

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/1128811/paisley-well-street-town-centre-incident/

>>129264680
Nigel Farage empowered by the ghost of Ian paisley wielding a passport draped in the union jack.

Bit annoyed no happenings in the rest of Europe. They need to start doing their fair share to keep this board entertaining.

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>>129264976
Is this real or just drunk speak?

>>129264778
Yeah it's pretty old fashioned, a lot of the legionnaires in the training staff are eastern europeans and russians who stayed longer then 5 so they tend to bring their training methods. (you'll get hit and shit by your caporal)

learn some french before you go, also make sure your teeth are 100% no cavities or anything for some reason teeth are big player in selection.

Selection is though for us western europeans because the competition are slavs and latinos who literally have nothing to lose.

So actually having no job or education is a very strong asset to have.

>>129265082
Nice one! 'False Dawn' is well worth reading too but see how you get on with Black Mass. What were you doing on Death Row? How does it compare to the Werner Herzog docos about it?

>>129265381
>ulster scots society attack 4chan users for mocking their language

>>129265381
>Paisley town centre

he's back!

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>>129264867
I wouldn't fall for that bollocks in a month of Sundays.

>>129265356
Which country are you holidaying from? You don't sound the right flavour of flustered autism to be German.

>>129265381
Someone found a vegetable in their munchy box and the Scottish are treating it as a suspect device.

>>129265358
Norse Dyflin, best years in my life.

>>129265358
The Anglo-Saxon admixture in Dublin is probably because of the Pale.
Anglos liked raping Ireland.

>>129265381
Alex Salmon is going to make Manchester look like a fucking joke

>>129265169
Basically, the Tories won. Provided they can conduct Brexit effectively without it all blowing up in their face, there's a good chance they'd at least be able to achieve a similar lead over Labour in a future general.

If they fuck Brexit up and/or something else major, and can't produce a leader capable of taking on Corbyn though, yeah, up the proverbial river of excrement bereft of navigational equipment.

Someone do a good:

>wake up in DUP Britain

Greentext for me please lads x

>>129265479
Yes.