Brit/pol/ - TFW No DUP wife Edition

>>129253755
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>>129224780

Thread already up

Sage

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>>129253755

Hello!

For God and Ulster

14 pairs of socks
14 pairs undies
Trackies (not black or white)
cheap hoodies same no colours
Dab radio with leads PAT tested !! get it tested by a spark ok !
5 tooth brushes out packet Hard bristles
5 Tooth paste out packet but unbroken heads
20 roll ons deodorants
Box of ear buds sealed .
3pair of cell slippers
3 pair of cheap no name trainers
Foot care pack (most PO will admit it )
14 bars soap sealed
14 sealed shower gel .
Olive oil
take a hair shearing clippers /Pat tested plug ..
Take £100 pound
Fill forms for it to be transferred to your account
in nick
Once inside dont BE a VICTIM !
say NO an Mean it .. !
be a lone wolf til you can get mates ok
many scraggy junkies will appear mates
They need Battereing away..
Learn how to fight ...
and Take beatings ok
Dont bring your gear out its not a holiday camp .. wait 6 months get mates /cell mate
Dont be the Im Innocent here guy ..you will be bullied and raped .. !!
I hope this helps you novice guys next week .. and You Posting May got us here .. ever day inside hate that Cunt ok

>>129253893
Nice tits.

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FOR A YOUSENITED IRELAND

>>129254101
Orange hard men faggots in a group .. but are shit 1to 1 ..

Legally could I create my own political party with the political leader being nothing but a pickle?

>>129253755
all I want is a min wage job as a cashier or something that I will do for the rest of my life until I hang myself
why the fuck is this so hard?

>>129253755
That thing ain't European

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>Legally you can for your own church and become reverend
>Legally you can form your own party and become its leader

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>>129254575
Lib Dems did it with Chat Shot Charlie Kennedy.

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DUP + TORY = BOTH GFA AND ANGLO-IRISH AGREEMENT GET TRASHED!

REPEAT AFTER ME: UNITED KINGDOM OF GREAT BRITAIN AND IRELAND.

REPUBLIC OF IRELAND ON SUICIDE WATCH!

SINN FÉIN ON SUICIDE WATCH!

IRA ON SUICIDE WATCH!

FENIANS ON SUICIDE WATCH!

>>129255773
Jesus, she is ugly as fuck.

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Thank you based DUP

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Would you care for a Canapé?

Between you and me get the ethnics out too

>>129256174
I WOULD INDEED, I WOULD CARE FER CHEDDER CHAISE END PAIGHNEPPLE ON A STECK

>>129256055
that 'face' is pretty common in britain. i blame inbreeding

isabella oakshot is a rude, sarcastic, boring fucking bitch

what is it about tory women that makes them so detestable

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Isn't it quiet, now most of the shills have gone and the kiddys are in bed.

>>129256314
>attractive
>intelligent
>successful
>well spoken

>detestable
hmm?

>>129255773
Please when u jail look an educate self or be a ASS VICTIM !

FACT IS BLOKES HERE WILL GET RAPED IN JAIL COS MAY ! I tried to help ..No more .. Top Tiered Kek

>>129256314
I thought labour shills had all fucked off, huh

>>129253755

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWNpZ3Dwf68

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2263924/Oxford-sex-gang-victim-aged-11-branded-initial-abuser.html

Scary stuff

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The bitter irony from these cunts.

>>129256708
>>129256634
>nobody talks about the daily mail for ages
>someone asks a question about the media's influence on the election
>panelist mentions the daily mail i.e. one of the country's biggest newspapers
>isabelle: "WOOOOOWWWW WHY DO YOU ALWAYS TALK ABOUT THE DAILY MAIL I'M SICK AND TIRED OF IT *SIGH*"

>>129256634
Toff wannabe detected.

>>129256479
Time to enjoy the night brother.

>>129254041
Lmao

>>129256873
It's the other way round, Tories answer to the DUP, or they lose their majority and have to have another election, in which they will probably fail again.

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Getting pretty fucking sick of these hyper-leftitists shitting up my Facebook crying about how they are scared the DUP are going to gas them.

Just 12 hours ago they were hailing Corbyn as the second coming and singing him endless praises for not losing a total landslide, I don't understand these people

>>129256943
She called him out, and?
Don't get so triggered

>>129256873
>6th May

Wrong election

>>129257084
The IRA are freedom fighters, the UDA are terrorists.
t. british leftist

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>More than 100,000 people in Northern Ireland own firearms, having 380,000 among them
>Gun control laws in Northern Ireland are less restrictive than gun laws in the rest of the UK
>Northern Ireland is the only part of the United Kingdom where personal protection is accepted as a legitimate reason to obtain and own a firearm and is the only part of the United Kingdom where handguns are permitted.
>Handguns and Shotguns are permitted in any >carrying a firearm in plain view in a public place is allowed without a permit.
>Permits for personal protection also allow the holder to carry their firearms concealed. They may also allow the holder to possess fully automatic weapons and center fire semi-automatics in some instances.
How does Northern Ireland being so shit make it so based?

>>129257076
The other election will happen in any case.

>>129256314
It's called passion, an annoying but pleasant attribute for a women.

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The amount of handwaving over the DUP from ignorant mainlanders is a sight to behold.

>>129257084
how exactly is dup being in government gonna work out for you when it begins affecting the peace process and sinn fein protest

>>129257076
The DUP literally has England's balls in their purse it's weird they're happy about it

>>129257131
Same crowd ended up in government though. Shower of lying bastards.

>>129257228
she has zero passion and 100% apathy

>>129254041
What do you tell them if they ask what you're in for?

>>129257180
>gun rights
>no abortion
>no gays
>proudly british
>ethno nationalist
Holy fuck nice

>>129257275
They aren't going to be in Government they're propping up the Tories from the opposition benches.

>>129257275
>dup being in government
10 people, big deal.

>>129257412
All this shit is drawing attention to us, leave us alone.

>>129257048
well done an that cheap vpn ip wont help you .. even I sourced you ..lol
Jail time lol

Didn't the republic vote for the prime minister recently who is a gay Indian?

>>129254041
>you will be bullied and raped

Rape is almost nonexistent in British prisons.

>>129257329
Know her well do you? Or are you jealous of her fire?

>>129257603
Yes.

>>129257180
>How does Northern Ireland being so shit make it so based?
All the anti-DUP videos made by butthurt Irish just make me like them more:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTbebWrj560

>>129257494
You survived the IRA mate I think you can survive SJW asspain

>>129257424
they are in government. when the lib dems were in the coalition with the tories, the lib dems were in government. that's how it works.

>>129257475
>10 people, big deal
enjoy the tories getting absolutely nothing through when those 10 people + all the tories who hate theresa may + all the tories with marginal seats decide to vote the other way

>>129256958
what more do you want in a woman?

Someone post the recent Muslim pasta pls

>>129257284
Because the DUP are conservative and the Conservatives are not?

>>129257619
literally everything she said during that question time was some offhand dismissive "get over it" remark or a thinly veiled dig at everyone who isn't a tory. that's not passion or fire, that's ice fucking cold.

>>129257671
They're not forming a coalition you fucktard pay attention. May has already formed a minority Government that's why she went to the Palace earlier today.

People on twitter are defending that weak crybaby paki cunt Shami Chakrabatti

>>129257412
Also grammar schools

What the hell is wrong with UKIP voters?

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>"1000 year tory reich"

I'm so fucking pissed. That fucking retarded cunt Theresa May blew a bloody 20 point lead, the dumb bitch. Now we've gone from guaranteed hard brexit with 50+ seat majority to being cucked into soft brexit, and an unstable government that will probably need an election within six months, one which corbyn could win. Our only hope is if the DUP prove not to be incompetent and demand something be done about immigration, as well as other social conservative policies.

>>129257284
because
>>129257810

I'm a back bench Conservative MP. I know you won't believe me, but feel free to ask me anything

>>129257810
exactly my friend

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>I DIDN'T GET WHAT I WANTED

>THIS IS AN OUTRAGE I WANTED A PROGRESSIVE ALLIANCE

>REEEEEEEEEEE

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>when there's only one thread at a given time

>>129258038
How long does May have left in your opinion?

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>>129257275
>Sinn fags take one step in England after DUP loosen gun laws

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They're bullying Isabel on Twitter.

>>129258038
Why did you backtrack on your opinion that Theresa May would need to win more seats in this election to be anything but a joke, Mr. Rees-Mogg?

>>129257966
Theresa was going to give us migration the 200k+ range anyway, nothing of value was lost.

We're all fucked.

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AHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA'

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR TRUSTING SCOTS

>>129256873
Wrong election.

Also, DUP is in the driver seat.

>>129258060
>children actually wanted Britain to become Chavezland 2

>>129257384
You say street robbery /Violence .. But we all going Nonce /Paedo ,VPU /wings cos they caught us here .. shitposting .. cheers May .. 400 next thurs.. !!
Go with flow ..Dont let any one get Fresh/Funny with you ..Batterer them ok .. Even lose ...you sections .. an get processed alone .. an go wing as a bloke not to be messed by the scag heads ok .. Just be Lone wolf .. ok

>>129258060
It's the magic of Twitter and plebbit. You get to watch in real time as the left learns for the first time each and every day that life is hard.

>>129258153
Funny left wing people joking about violence haha because antifascism haha

>>129258187
>trusting gays

>>129258110
11 weeks +/- 1 depending on how the rest of the bombathon goes

>>129258187
Isolating her self from the inevitable failure that is the Theresa May post 2017 GE government is probably not a bad move on her behalf really.

>>129257669
Born at the tail end of the 80's in a good town, so I didn't see much. Parents grew up in the middle of it, da was an RUC man, but not in Belfast. Most unionists here loathe Jeremy Corbyn because of the IRA thing, the remainer independent candidate who won here refused to endorse Labour because of JC.

I want a DUP candidate in Dorset

>>129258038
Go to bed Philip.

>>129258110
1000 year DUP reich

Seeing burgers find out about the DUP is utter cringe. It's like when normies infest your niche hobby.

>>129258201
It's from like a month ago

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>>129258060

>anti-Catholic is one of the reasons

Since when do Lefties give a fuck about Catholicism?

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>>129257966

Not gonna happen. Gove will be the new tory leader and you guys better pucker up your assholes and get a hold of some good lube for the raw fucking ahead.

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>>129258187
What the fuck.

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/09/ruth-davidson-planning-scottish-tory-breakaway-challenges-theresa/

>Ruth Davidson planning Scottish Tory breakaway as she challenges Theresa May's Brexit plan

I TOLD YOU BROS, I TOLD YOU DAWGS, TOLD YOU ABOUT REMOANER TORIES

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At least Voldemort didn't win xD

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No confidence....

>>129258464
lefites hate anything with the word anti in it apart from anti-fascist or anti-racist, then its ok.

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>>129258038
When May inevitably falls on her sword who should we be looking out for in the leadership race and why the fuck isn't Moggy gonna step up to it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xQVz5iLMFk

Buff the muff, slap the flaps

>>129258060
Finally, we've found it

The first corbyn supporter to understand what just happened

>>129258441
Its from last years Northern Ireland Assembly election.

>>129258392
I'll get on the phone to big Sammy "ethnics out" Wilson and see what I can do sure

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>>129258187
Canny political operator spots the giant shitshow on the horizon.

Have a Chinese munchy box.

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>don't run in 1/3 of the country because you think it'll help the Tories with Brexit
>turns out the UKIP vote went mostly to Labour

complete shambles

>>129257180

>Permits for personal protection also allow the holder to carry their firearms concealed.

Wait really?

>>129257615
On any Prison wing .. homo sex is allowed by all .. rape is used weekly on wings as punishment to Hard men who then off selves ..
on VPU /Nonce wards its all wanna shag each other .. Get a a Non homo cell mate .. if u in with homo say if he tries U will castrate him ok ..! say it like you mean it ..

>>129258441
The DUP has more power than it could ever have dreamt of.

What is your argument?

>>129258038
Alan Mak is that you you cheeky little gook?

>>129258541
She made it obvious when May announced DUP, we already knew.

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>>129257966
DESU We will mainly want gibs for NI and a guarantee that No fag marriage and baby killing will be allowed in NI. Everything after that will be secondary.

>>129258430
wonder what they would think if they knew DUP are also pro israel

>>129257915
dead, along with Indyref2 and ukip

>>129258349
Who do you rate to replace May?

>>129258392
>Tories finally have a Tory party that speaks for them in the DUP.
>DUP running in seats across England
>2022 GE is between the DUP lead by Nigel farage vs the unholy alliance of Labour lead by Diane abbot and the lib dems who in order to promote diversity have got Abu Hamza leading them.

Stranger things have already happened

>>129257076
>in which case they fail again

Let me guess lad, you don't have a job and aren't surrounded by lefties?
They all had long faces today, they didn't expect labour would do so well so they voted for an unelectable communist as an up yours to the 'Tory pigs' and now they realise they fucked up

No, if there was an election next Thursday the Tories would win in a landslide, the average lefties has seen the chaos today and they don't like it, they're actually scared. Don't let the delusional vocal minority trick you either.

>THE TORIES WON!!!!11111
Ummm... no sweetie, they lost by a massive margin. Jeremy Corbyn won by a swing of NINE POINT FIVE percentage points

The tories are being propped up by knuckle-draggers from literally a different country (how's "independence" working out for you brexiteers???)

He is the true winner. He is who the British people chose. Any time a tory supporter tries to brag, I laugh HARD in their face, and educate them with the facts. It feels good being on the right side of history. The tories are literally the least popular party of all time.

nige when

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>>129258647
Awwwww yeah comfy /munchybox/ hour

Posting the same pic I post every night even though I never get one

>>129258603
I hope it's Moggsy but I'm not sure he will, and if he does I'm not sure he could pull off a win. People unironically judge him on his accent alone.

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>>129258187
She's right to do that.

The Scottish Tories have actually come out against the snooper's charter and internet regulation. This is a smart move on their behalf because they can set themselves apart from that fucking clown May and her group of cunts.

How do I stand as a conservative MP lads? What do I need?

>>129258589
>SNP
>Hufflepuff
Is this literally "because they're yellow"

>>129258762
ok m8 good post
>ptg

>>129258603
Niggers always need somebody freed from somewhere I fucking swear

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>>129258238

>>129258745
this was going to be my bait

>>129258651
>80% brexit
>overwhelmed with poles
>3k ukip votes

"well this area has always been conservative ain't it?" a woman says in the middle of pola-boston

at this point these pillocks deserve what they get

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>>129258090
The reason for multiple threads is simple. Young people are dumb as fuck. 99.9% of all Brit;/pol threads are created by young fat male virgins with poor life skills. They think they have found a place amongst edgy anons and will literally run to start a new thread once 300 is achieved. They literally anounce themselves at post 250 sometimes. Even then someone will still post another new duplicate thread.

So two main reasons
1. Virtue signalling
2.Young people are as dumb as a bag of rocks.

Old people never start new threads, unless they have too. When they do they do not virtue signal, they just do it. Happens in the early AM, around 3-5. Never seen one duplicate thread ever at these mature comfy hours.

>Ran into sinn fein councilor in asda
>He doesn't know my power level
>Apparently its probably going to be years before we return to power sharing
Moy Park chicken company fucking gets away again
Arlene's a cunt, I want your man before her back

>>129258792
that is Mudslime shitting filth !

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>>129258792

I found a new cache of normal munchy box pics yesterday while searching for Chinese boxes.

>>129258811
>owe something to CCHQ

This is the only qualification

>>129258589
>DUP are Muggles
Didn't think that one through did you Jeremy

>>129258811
a relation to aristocracy

>>129258591
Alright, here's the 411 folks. Say some gangsta I holding a no confidence vote in your coalition government. You just give him one of these https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huXNdLQt_bk

>>129258811
>conservative MP
Join any other party than the Conservatives.

>>129258647
>>129258792
this is disgusting even by American standards

>>129258686
Also we'd block the shit out of anything that would weaken the union

>>129253755
Brit soldierfag can't believe may fucked up so fucking badly, however a bunch of no fucks given republican hating proud unionist protestant union jack waving mental hirty shirty literally cannot be a bad thing.

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>>129258647
>>129258792

>>129258917
try be an Hero ..

>>129258541
She's angling for a cabinet post.

>>129258589
ahah crying. Say it louder for the people in the back. See guys. Slytheran is like conservatives because they very bad. ukip like voldemort because he VERY RACIST. LITERALLY


PRAYING 4 MY FUTURE TONIGHT

#NOTALLMUSLIMS

So have the Labor student voters understand they have put an even more conservative government in power?

I wish I was a woman.

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>REE WATCH OUT GUYS RIGHT WING DEATH SQUADS

>WATCH OUT LGBT+ PEOPLE

>FUCKING FUCK WHITE PEOPLE DUMB HYPOCRITES

>>129258984
like who? I could never join Labour, Greens, SNP etc. Plus UKIP are dying.

>>129257180
Think i'll remortgage my house and move. Off to Shankhill!

>>129258669
Ill gotten power. They say one thing but do another.

>>129259070
Sounds like you already are, faggot

>>129258811
>How do I stand as a conservative MP lads?
>What do I need?

About 5 seconds it takes to type "How do I stand as a conservative MP" into google lad

>>129258713
Boris has been weirdly quiet recently.
I half anticipate that some compete unknown will be again vommitted out of the back benches.

>>129258913
26+ exclusive entry when

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>>129259011
You're wrong, lad. You're just plain wrong.

>>129257180
Ulster sounds like my kind of place.

>>129258811
1. LOADSAMONEY
2. Top uni qualifications, if you went to Eton College before then that helps
3. Decent ancestry, your relatives should also have LOADSAMONEY

>>129253755
What a beauty. Typical of a party to cuck hard over one stance or statement.

>>129259067
The coalition is a meme bud, they wont last a month

>>129258932
Wait, you're supposed to share a munchie box?

That's fucking disgusting

>>129259011
Please, you're probably masturbating right now
>>129259038
>Noko
Been a while since I've seen that

>>129258731
Anglo-Irish alliance will save the world

>>129259128

I laughed.

:(

>>129259128
Fuck off nig

>>129259081
Excellent.

>>129259067
No some of them think it's another conspiracy and that tories faked votes again (i wish i was joking)

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>>129254101
I've seen that picture before?

>>129259144
Do you think there will be a second election in October?

>>129258038
Favourite Beatles album?

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>>129258917
Personally i want Sammy Wilson to lead.

>>129259172
Considering how many of you fucking turn up here every summer it probably is

>>129258811
You need a good soundbite

>>129259081
I'm totally cool with this election just if it makes lefties and their subserviant freaks triggered

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>>129259201
>Wait, you're supposed to share a munchie box?

If you're gay or a lady, maybe.

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>>129259221
>>129259235

>>129259070
Would you be a lesbian?

>>129259144

Nah, it'll most likely be Gove.

>>129258928
>he says after a mcdonalds

>tfw too poor to stand as a conservative MP
>tfw didn't go to a top tier university
what next lads? what's my realistic options?

(no meme labour, green, snp answers)

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>>129253755
>posting the weong image

>>129259081
>tfw gay but want a nice culling of all these faggots

>>129259296
That was taken in Israel kek

>>129259296
>tfw voted for big sammy

>>129259081
The left really are thick as pig shit in this Country

>>129259199
Brexit talks in ten days.

>>129259326
>enjoy your pizza
>no pizza

what did they mean by this?

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>>129259085
I don't know, form your own party maybe?

Perhaps you could give Aaron Banks a hand.

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>the state of this photo filter
Makes Nige look like a zombie.

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>>129259081

>DUP more in common with UKIP

I'm sorry, what?

>>129258541
Election in October then, Corbyn probably wins in the end after all.

>>129259292
>Favourite Beatles album?

I dunno about album but my favorite song is probably Paper Bike Rider, i'm a big fan of the Beetles

>>129259296
>Sammy "Co2 is a meme" Wilson
He's too retarded

>>129259302
is it really that popular with Americans?

>>129259287
Are you placing a bet?

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All the things Corbyn has said throughout the years, the fact they literally have Diane Abbott as Shadow Home Secretary who basically sees her job as getting revenge on the British empire for all the ''terrible'' things they did, she wished for an IRA victory in Northern Ireland and demands every single migrant in Calais and refugees across the world be taken in by the UK immediately, despite them all being unapologetic extreme marxists who wish to see the evil British state be destroyed. it STILL wasn't enough to stop the benefit scrounging northern UKIP voters from jumping to labour because of MUH EVERYTHING IS FREE. WE MUST BE MAD, LITERALLY MAD. I am officially done with the British people and have taken the black pill.

>>129259420
Merkel is already lubing her strap-on in anticipation

>>129259326
But not if you're a gay lady.

Bull Dykes can clear the entire level

>>129259343
yeah probably. I'm not going to transition or use estrogen or anything it's un natural it just would've been nice

>>129259461
makes neil look fat

>>129259081
faggot fightback when?

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I keep hearing the beep, like I've been given a (you). I spend too much time here

>>129259531
There are annoying Americans loudly walking into things all over Europe.

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>>129258090
First time in fucking days. Back to comfy editions.

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Northern Ireland has more clout than the rest of the union. What a time to be alive.

>>129259531
Yes, I walked past about 300 tourists in the town center today, all American, also weirdly popular with the Chinese and Japs

>>129259592
I agree completely
Straight relationships are doomed tbqh

>>129259302
I've noticed a huge English white flight myself desu

>>129259461

Neil is standing in that pic.

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What did they mean by this?

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>>129259520
>Paper Bike Rider

>>129258187
She's already said it's bollocks on twitter

>>129258662
I genuinely know someone who went to prison and he said that this is utter bollocks.

>>129259531
You get lost on your way to Ireland and up on the Crumlin wearing plastic paddie t-shirts

>>129259705
>bomb trucks of peace will make a big return

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>>129259592

>>129259081
the Tears

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>>129259147
26+ exclusive entry to Brit/pol.

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>>129259644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Htckxql7GRA

I was kind of worried about the absolute state of May when she refused to answer extremely easy questions that would have scored her political points as well. The obvious example I can think of is when she was asked on QT what a "bad deal" meant in terms of Brexit. Instead of mentioning things like forced freedom of movement, having to still pay most of the bills to the EU, EU still enforcing laws, not regaining the fishing territory etc., she instead gave an extremely vague answer about it "being worse than no deal".

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>>129259199
If you think for a second that the DUP wont keep this going as long as they possibly can, youve got another thing coming. Also its not a coalition, its a confidence and supply deal, arguably giving the DUP more power.

>>129259540
Yes I'm.

>>129259738
>literally said Bollocks

Huh

>>129259835
Kek, enjoyed the pic/filename combo too.

>>129259705
Power sharing in Northern Ireland relies on impartiality on the part of the Irish and British governments, if the British government is reliant on the DUP to keep its majority it cannot be impartial and power sharing will become impossible

Basically RPG avenue reunion tour planned for next summer

>you are now imagining the first This Week with Diane on the sofa since the election
Neil will eviscerate her.

>>129259121
That's politics bitch

based on media shilling about how horrible they are, and dumb art students on facebook and twitter losing it, and fearing for the safety of minorities and lgbtqi+++, the DUP sound pretty great to be honest.
>religious
>nationalist
>anti muslim
>anti faggots
My only hope is that they'd actually do something about immigration but they probably won't just like every politician in the UK.

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defend this

>>129259705
Means it's time to wade back in and off a few more taig cunts

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>yfw may has a mental breakdown and resigns plunging the tories into chaos along with the country

>>129259103
Loads of English people move here because houses are so cheap desu. But if you're serious you'd want to move to a sleepy town in Down or Antrim desu. Larne, Bangor, Carrickfergus etc

>>129258811
I actually explored this the week the snap election was announced. They essentially said wait until after June and talk to us in July. There's a lengthy vetting process and some other bits.

I think I'm in with a reasonable chance though
>solid uni
>army
>law degree etc
>history of public service

>>129259788
Maybe finally the 18yo labcucks will see that the IRA aren't on their side.

Then again they seem to like ISIS blowing them up maybe the IRA will get the same loving treatment.

>selects all signs
>fails
>selects all signs
>fails
>selects all signs
>fails
>selects all signs
>fails
>selects all bridges
>pass

sick of this lads

>>129260023
>Bangor
>Cheap

>>129259976
>the DUP sound pretty great to be honest

They're genuinely subnormal mentals.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4

>>129259411
Further detail?

>>129258651
Only because labour had Brexit in their manifesto. No free movement, out of single market.

It *was* a Brexit election right up until both Labour and tories had hard Brexit in their manifestos.

Then it became about the NHS and other memes.

>>129259963
It's infinitely better to have leaders with integrity. You'll see for yourself.

>>129260067
of course, its only our fault for electing the tories and the tories going into a deal with the DUP racist bigots so bombings are totally understandable from the IRA view

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>bingbongs
HAHAHAHA

>>129259976
too conservative for the conservatives, that bull dyke north of the border is closer to your average modern Tory

>>129259411
At a rally in Enniskillen, Peter Robinson announced; "'Thousands have already joined the movement and the task of shaping them into an effective force is continuing. The Resistance has indicated that drilling and training has already started. The officers of the nine divisions have taken up their duties'.
Actually happened.

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>>129260086
>doesn't have a pass to avoid all that for a few quid

>>129260023
I wish I was in Carrickfergus...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMRYTtuMaE

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I NEED DUP MEMES

UNLOAD ALL RELEVANT SALT

>>129260102
obviously that's a given because they're irish

>>129259980
They killed seven million Jewish people

>>129260086
You could always buy a 4chan pass :)

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>tfw britpol is the only place on the internet I can come to talk about British politics without it being a massive anti-tory/rightwing circlejerk

>>129260126
I saw it in the pictures section of a Paisley book I took out from the library once.

>>129259684
Literally more important than England atm

>>129259899
Don't want to waste your money lad. Spend it on something nice for yourself. How about a gym membership or some walking boots? Maybe even an afternoon clay pigeon shooting?

>>129259745
LOl we shall see next Thursday .. :>)

Get a cheap VPN at ipfend.com/special-offer or you MAY regret it

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>>129260159
The Brits have no idea how bad the DUP mongs are, its going to be some hang over wakeup

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hope mummy stays on and make a big come back in the next election

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>>129260185
>>129260218
Shut up! Shut up, you American. You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this.' Well, you're dead now, so shut up.

>>129260315
>flag

>>129260102
No wonder we like them so much

>>129260315
Prove dinosaurs actually existed though, have you actually seen one?

>>129260276
Breddy strange innit lad?

Newer thread for when this one is done with fresh links >>129260285


>>129260351
She will be gone before the end of the year, I guarantee it.

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>>129260315
dumb taigposter

>>129260351

explain the meme please

>>129259206
Soldier, drunk not even sure how it works not, thinking about it sure it used to be email...

>>129260276
once /r/ukpolitics settles down it's pretty decent, although it does lean towards the libertarian/anti-sjw end of right wing as opposed to social conservatism or anything like that

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>>129260273
>>129260213

>not using 4chan in icognito mode

>>129259938
Meh John Major did it with the UUP and it was fine who cares

>>129260427
>267 posts
Cmon mate

Need a bit of a short jist, guys. Will the DUP be sitting in the house of commons next to the tories on the benches?

>>129260086

Just get 4chan X and enable legacy captcha

Next Thursday see my Prison Bag ..
Be top bloke .. you getting 8yrs posting here ..
4 out ..;)

>>129260461
Theresa "Big Mummy" May campaigned on such important issues as... bringing back fox hunting

>>129260492
Why, is mummy going to check your history? That's literally all it's good for

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Ireland has a gay indian taoiseach

The IRA can just kill themselves

>>129260461
theresa wanted to bring back fox hunting (a practice which was banned a few years ago), which would allow people to kill foxes for sport

>>129259938
>Leftfootforward
Sorry, but this was the only article I could find that discusses this

https://leftfootforward.org/2017/06/how-will-the-northern-irish-power-sharing-be-affected-by-the-tory-dup-friendship/

>>129260095
Compared to fucking England where you need to offer the blood of your firstborn son for a house yes

>>129260315
Ireland elected a gay poo in the loo, the DUP are Right Wing Patriots dedicated to fighting for good moral values and fiscal responsibility (within reason)

All this talk about May is simply to deflect from questions about Corbyn's leadership. He still lost the election and he should still be fucking gone.

>>129258654
Yes but getting a gun for personal protection is not easy at all. You basically have to be a cop or someone like a prison officer or politician who has received death threats

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>>129260500

>>129260579
but google can see what websites you been on an sheit

>>129260315
They have never heard of dup kek

>>129260621
(this is why us country folk vote conservative)

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THE


FACE


OF


FAILURE

>>129260694
They can see that in incognito mode.

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>>129260315
DINOKEKS OUT!

>>129260568
>>129260621

Oh right! I remember now!

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>>129260315

>>129260470
I know this is a meme but I just can't use reddit. Place makes my skin crawl. It's like being in the wrong pub and your feet stick to the floor.

Remember in school there was that one smelly kid who has a really annoying fucking laugh? No one liked him so he would just stand near people? Reddit is a website of those laughing gratingly and infinitely.

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>cucktholics

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>>129260067
>Then again they seem to like ISIS blowing them up
Maybe it was the same people who did 7/7? Hint: That wasn't ISIS either.

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>>129260739
the speech was even worse

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>People crying about the dark future ahead

>Worrying trend of right wing governments

>Muh poor innocent refugees and snowflakes

HAH, NOPE.

Everything is right on track, now lets just hope it rains all summer and everything will be most comfy.

>>129260772
it doesn't install cookies tho

>>129254101
Nice LOL badge. He must like Caturday and sheeit

>>129260739
>1pbtid

>>129260454
People say plastic paddies are bad but if you larp as a NI prod you should probably kill yourself faggot

She's going to go in a few days time, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG3PnQ3tgzY

>>129260837
>s-s-strong and s-stable

embarrassing

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>>129260315
We know they're psychos, but we dodged two even worse bullets; a Tory/LibDem coalition with a possible second referendum. Or Diane Abbott sitting in some sort of position of power. I'm with the DUP, for now....

NEW

>>129260285

>>129260285

>>129260285

>>129260285

>>129259085
National Front are the only party who will stop Islam, the demoraphic timebomb, communism and capitalism, usury and the Jews in general.

To stand you must join and then get the backing of your branch. You must then collect enough signatures to enable yourself to stand and then pay your deposit.

When i was younger i was offered deputy leadership of the Integralists and about 5 years ago UKIP were feeling me out as a candidate.

Stay safe.

>>129260023
Antrim is lovely. I'm a Glaswegian, so i'll struggle with the heat, but Ulster is the last hope for our race and nation.

When the race war comes, Ulster will be decisive.

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how did mummy do ???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX06inW2hK4&list=RDZX06inW2hK4