tfw you realize that your country is just a former French co

don't forget the normans were danes

>>129246236
Fucking French expat. Don't you have a vote to cast for Macron?

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Fishguard

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>>129248394
I'm not French

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>>129248669
>Entire invasion force surrenders

>>129248889
Lel they got BTFO by citizens militias back when those were a thing. Didn't even take the army. They showed up mostly afterwards.

>>129248885
Sure you're not

>>129247624
They spoke French and were Catholic, so they were French.

FROGGED

I loved Great Britain.
Those were the days.
Wonderful landscapes, forgiving weather, great girlfriend, ah Twickenham.
Those were nice days.

I love this country.

Why is everything turning to shit ?

I'm drunk on scottish whiskey and thinking of this all, makes me sad.

>>129247624
>don't forget the normans were danes

only English people say this

French people and Channel Islanders know they were French

the Norman leaders were 25% Danish

the Vikings didn't waste boat space transporting manface Scando women, they just migrated and took French wives

95% of the bulk soldiers, priests, tradesmen etc were French

>>129248889

"Muh cheese eating surrender monkeys"
>expression invented by (((Ken Keeler))) in a Simpson episode
>Popularised by (((Jonah Goldberg))) and (((David Letterman))) because we didn't follow the USA in his fake war in Iraq unlike their UK puppet

>Britain surrendering at Yorktown
>1500 English soldiers surrendering to 5000 French soldiers at Patay
>18000 English soldiers surrendering to 3600 French soldiers at Fort Carillon
>Surrendering Singapore in 1942 because 85000 of your soldiers couldn't defeat 36000 Japanese
>can't realize UK would have been invaded too in 1940 if its ass wasn't protected by a sea

And thanks to French soldiers who stopped the nazi progression at Lille in 1v10 brits saved their ass and flee for the conflict by evacuating at Dunkirk. But yeah sure France was the coward during the Blitzkrieg in the western front.

>>129253240

France / Paris are two of the only European things that Americans have heard of

The neocons needed an invented effeminate cartoon villain in the run up to Iraq

>>129254212

Funny to see /pol/ burgers still using this meme 14 years later despite its (((origins))).