tfw you realize that your country is just a former French colony.
We stole their Royal anthem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FaEqFFAKRA
"La Reyne le veult"
"Dieu et mon droit"
King Arthur and Richard the Lionheart were both French.
45% of our vocabulary comes from their language.
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don't forget the normans were danes
>>129246236
Fucking French expat. Don't you have a vote to cast for Macron?
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Fishguard
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>129248394
I'm not French
>>129248669
>Entire invasion force surrenders
>>129248889
Lel they got BTFO by citizens militias back when those were a thing. Didn't even take the army. They showed up mostly afterwards.
>>129248885
Sure you're not
>>129247624
They spoke French and were Catholic, so they were French.
FROGGED
I loved Great Britain.
Those were the days.
Wonderful landscapes, forgiving weather, great girlfriend, ah Twickenham.
Those were nice days.
I love this country.
Why is everything turning to shit ?
I'm drunk on scottish whiskey and thinking of this all, makes me sad.
>>129247624
>don't forget the normans were danes
only English people say this
French people and Channel Islanders know they were French
the Norman leaders were 25% Danish
the Vikings didn't waste boat space transporting manface Scando women, they just migrated and took French wives
95% of the bulk soldiers, priests, tradesmen etc were French
>>129248889
"Muh cheese eating surrender monkeys"
>expression invented by (((Ken Keeler))) in a Simpson episode
>Popularised by (((Jonah Goldberg))) and (((David Letterman))) because we didn't follow the USA in his fake war in Iraq unlike their UK puppet
>Britain surrendering at Yorktown
>1500 English soldiers surrendering to 5000 French soldiers at Patay
>18000 English soldiers surrendering to 3600 French soldiers at Fort Carillon
>Surrendering Singapore in 1942 because 85000 of your soldiers couldn't defeat 36000 Japanese
>can't realize UK would have been invaded too in 1940 if its ass wasn't protected by a sea
And thanks to French soldiers who stopped the nazi progression at Lille in 1v10 brits saved their ass and flee for the conflict by evacuating at Dunkirk. But yeah sure France was the coward during the Blitzkrieg in the western front.
>>129253240
France / Paris are two of the only European things that Americans have heard of
The neocons needed an invented effeminate cartoon villain in the run up to Iraq
>>129254212
Funny to see /pol/ burgers still using this meme 14 years later despite its (((origins))).