MANSPREADING BANNED IN MADRID

wtf

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When will it end?

good. keep to a single space or kys out of public transport

>>129242452
Guess public transport isn't getting my funding then. Oy vey to the buss jew.

>>129241291
only faggots ride the bus

>>129241291
By each day that passes my home feels like the most fantastic place to be

Good thing I can manspread inside my fucking car all I want. THANK YOU CAPITALISM.

How would you even enforce that ban? Are bus drivers going to have tape measures on hand to measure the distance between your knees to see if you exceed your maximum alloted space? How ridiculous.

That said, fuck people that spread their legs like retards. Keep the fuck outta my space, faget.

>>129242923
Using the metro is faster than using my car, though.

Abuelo, explain yourself

Wait you can't sit like that? How is a guy supposed to sit then

>>129243345
With your legs closed and your nuts sad...

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>>129242225

Ride never ends

>>129241291
I guess after solving youth unemployment, a banking crisis that is destined to emerge from the novel plan of having sounder banks gobble up the toxic debts of dying banks (I'm looking at you, Santander and Popular), a secessionist movement poised to hold a referendum on leaving Spain October 1, and a useless government that doesn't even blush at receiving sobres of euros, manspreading was the most important problem remaining on the agenda.

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>When you're so tall you cant not "Manspread"

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>>129241291

>>129242973
It's getting way too close though.

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How is manspreading defined in this law?

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>>129243689
>folding up your pants

>>129243826
Casa é casa though. That's what walls are for.

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Spain why?

>>129243880
Anything that losers consider offensive according to their personal view

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>>129241291
>mfw I man spread in my american flag colored ranger panties so everyone can see my balls

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>>129243345
Like this.

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>>129241291
Dude in the screen cap is just sitting normally. Jesus Christ, they outlawed sitting normally. Being morbidly obese and womanspreading still 100% legal though, I'm sure.

>>129244287
kek

Europe was a mistake

>>129244309
stop fat spreading america

The 1x bi-annual bus ride I take is usually half full so I can sit however I want.

It is nice living in a place where you can buy a running, operable, beater for as little as a few hundred dollars.

Being 6'4 and having huge nuts, tell me what the fuck I'm supposed to do, force my nuts into my bhole?

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>>129241291
Is pic related considered manspreading? He isn't taking up more space than necessary.

>>129245108
Nothing, if you're ever in Spain and some bitch tells you to crush your nuts just pretend you can't understand her.

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>>129241291

>>129243689
agreed

>>129243689
This
When i'm on a bus I have to spread my knees as far as possible to not get my legs stuck in the seat upfront.

>>129242225
When the last on is dead

>>129243482
driver needs dyed hair

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Has Infowars covered this yet? I want to hear Alex Jones talk about this.

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>>129243482
ftfy

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>>129244287

god damn it fuck commie podemos they are turning this city into an even more degenerate shithole

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>>129243989
Your dad Spain has been a cuck since he got raided by mudslimes.

>>129241291
Why would anyone sit on the train in the first place? I always stand. I don't want to get my clothes dirty with all sorts of germs.

>>129246455
someone arrest this outlaw RIGHT NOW

Seriously the world is going to shit, everytime I think we've hit rock bottom it keeps getting worse.

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This law is infringment on the personal freedom and gives state control of your personal life.

All males no matter the race/religion are being discriminated against by their goverments, goverment of any sense should not decide how an individual should sit based on vile premises of offense voiced by schzicophrenic minority.

If gay marriages are legalised on basis that goverment should not controls individuals life, then this law is without any reasonable doubt hipocritical.

By all right humans have given to them through evolution or God We must openly condemn this action of Spanish goverment and call it infringment of freedom and Human rights.

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>>129241291

what about "don't-put-your-fucking-bags-and-purses-on-the-seats"-spreading

>>129245709
I sure will, but I guarantee this shit is coming to the States soon.

>>129241291
>be madrid
>elect a feminist commie hag
what do you expect?

>>129247607
Depends if you're talking about male bags/purses or female bags/purses.

Female ones are fine. You can't exactly NOT carry your bags, right? You kinda need them.

Unlike your balls/dick sitting between your legs. Just leave them at home.

>>129243108
Nobody asked you, Luigi

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>>129241291
Fucking stop exporting your shit ideologies already.

>>129245709
well, will the law be enforced? or is it more of a polite suggestion? seems to me they're talking about enforcing it like no smoking and so on.

>>129247666
Maybe in the liberal retarded states, but not as a whole.

It's surely coming to Canada tho, fuck me. But I never take public transportation so wtv.

>>129241291
spain is so left that im wondering why they havent cut their right hands yet

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>>129247266
Oh fug, the diversity police is onto me.
This kind of news from the west shocked me a couple years back, now it's just another day on /pol/. Be strong, westrbros.

>>129244287
This man has no balls. Seriously, where are they? How can you sit like that without slowly crushing your balls?

Next, mandatory castration for all white males.

>>129248819
Sadly, anything short of that and people won't fight back. Just whine about it a bit, then it's old news.

>>129241291
>this is how chad sits
>this isn't the 'virgin sit'

>>129241291
Can we use this logic for niggers and homeless that occupy places with no regard for others?

>>129247666
My second triple 6 in two days, what does it mean??

>>129248780
bump for answer, don't understand either
One could think that the son of Castro would have more between the legs

>>129249301

Yes. Yes we can.

I guess we can't really argue for Topfreedom anymore. At least not on the grounds that existing law is sexed or inconveniences women.

>>129244287
He is such a faggot

>>129241291
Is anyone really surprised? Most of the women in Spain don't even shave their arms and armpits!

>Europe yes
>Implying there is "Europe"

burgers intellectuals

>>129241291
Bitches we got balls, we need that space.

>>129247666
Didn't this already happen in New York?

AWWW EUROPE YEAAAAS https://youtu.be/7P2fJ4iuxTo

>>129241291
Is it allowed if you identify as an attack helicopter?

>>129241291
bye bye Europe

>>129241291
what about fatspreading? is fat banned too? or B.o. spreading ? or anything else that requires me to move more than 1 personal space away.

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The level of shame that Spain will accept is literally limitless.

>>129241291
i was under the impression that Spain had much bigger problems than the occasional dude taking up some space on a bus sometimes
clearly these dudes with the balls are the bane of society