Brit/pol/ - Paki's OUT Edition

Deport all gays, Catholics, and ethnics.

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Who'd of thought my grandad's lot would come and save the country.

lmaoing at Ruth Davidson now that the Tories have to have a minority government with DUP.
She actually did well for the tory vote in Scotland, feel sorry for her desu.

>>129238459
she's not even in Westminster, what bloody difference does it make?

>The young mobilise for the first time in like 25 years
>The elderly apathetically stay at home
>It's STILL not enough to push a Labour majority

The "Muh 18-24 bracket" narrative has been unequivocally blown the fuck out. Wait until 2022, or whenever another snap is called. The much more divided and conservative leaning 25-34 bracket, and everything over that, is going to absolutely DESTROY Labour.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4

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Where were you when you realised Britain is a socialist country? feels good man

>Milibandism 9 million votes
This is bullshit man, give us a real left wing alternative
>Corybynism 13 GORILLIAN VOTES

>>129238120
>paki's out
paki is out? that makes no sense

>>129238459
Ruth is too good a politician to be tied to Conservative Scotland. They're an embarrassing branch.

>>129238672
churchill found this the hard way in 1945

>>129238120
Issy so pretty x

QUESTION TIME THREAD

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BBC One NOW.

>>129238672
No, the UK doesn't vote for policies that fucks over their grandparents and their inheritance. Before Theresa May threw the election by introducing unelectable policies we were going to have a conservative super majority.

>>129238688
Nobody cares Hanz go away you arent allowed in our sekrite kewl club anyway.

>>129238688
No-one cares Redditfag

>>129238688

Bringing millions of brown people into Europe doesn't make sense either.

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>>129238120
Reminder:
This was a great election for Corbyn.
>Gone from a 40 point minimum loss to a 29 seat gain in 3 weeks.
>No blank check for may.
>Proper opposition to May's madness.
>DUP demands soft Brexit.
>Conservative back benchers demand hard brexit.
>May finishing the job of destroying the tories.
>Labour elected next election.

What they get is no brexit due to impossible concessions demanded by all sides.
It sucks if you wanted out hard and fast, our negotiations will be a joke.

The DUP take the Tory Majority to 2 IF they all vote for Tory bills. They can tank ANYTHING controversial the tories plan unless they get their blow jobs. Not to mention her own back bench rebels will need to be appeased constantly

It's a terrible position to be in, weak af.
Corbyn is lucky she is this insane enough to carry on desu.
She won't put her party or country first though so, it's all gravy for Labour.

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>>129239100
LOL. I'm a proud ulsterman

America was a mistake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYyiq700yTQ

>>129239248
>DUP demands soft Brexit.
meme

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Epic Return of Nige to replace the Bald Scouser Knob when?

The jobcentre was going to put me on a work experience program today but it got attacked and a knifeman held them hostage. I get to live the NEET life 1 week longer.

>>129239416
Not at all, check it. They rely on a soft border with the republic for most of their trade, NI voted remain.

>>129239675
It's harder than you'd think, it is like a job of sorts, and if you're used to a real paying job it's frustrating as fuck to be that economically powerless.
I was on it for 2 miserable months, never again.

>>129239681
A soft Irish border is not the same as wanting half of Romania turning up. You really think the DUP of all people want immigration?

>>129239825
Dropped out of uni and never worked a day in my life, kinda miserable just sitting around waiting for the day to end every day

love you jezza lad

https://twitter.com/itvnews/status/873149340646338562

>bongs on twitter autistically screeching about DUP
>look up their policies thinking they're extreme right like FN in france
>believe in the same shit as your average American Republican

Why are leftybongs calling them nazis?

>>129238635
>"Muh 18-24 bracket" narrative has been unequivocally blown the fuck out.

you types were claiming the yougov stats were unreliable at 55% youth turnout and labour were to be utterly destroyed

two weeks of claiming the polls were inflating their vote, the landslide was coming.

Well 72% of the youth turned out and labour gained 30 seats, I think you were BTFO friend

>People wanting May to resign

Are they fucking stupid?? Do they not realise that this will just fuck things up further?

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>>129240012
>Having one with out the other.
Kek, won't happen.
They need the soft border and it's an impossible juggling act for May in the negotiations.
Open some popcorn and enjoy the shitshow.

>>129240133
It is miserable mane, get a job, good for self esteem, over all health and the country.
Life's much better working, even in a shit job.

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>tfw no more classic Guido

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6zCp6Ou7P8

>>129240301
Their past is the ammo for this. It's good though, more votes for labour next time.
>Useful idiots.
Lovely jubbly.

>>129239652
URIP

>>129240474
>[Deleted]
Mummy May claims another.

>>129240301
because in the troubles they were basically linked to paramilitaries

they supported the unionist version of the IRA. You compare them to the FN but the FN never dealt with people that shot up funerals or bombed pubs killing innocents.

you can't really compare any British political party to American republicans, they are nothing alike.

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Scotland here.

APOLOGISE

>tfw no chinese wife

>>129240656
>That young disheveled Harry Cole

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why din't you vote sir bucket head?

>>129241615
That's LORD Buckethead to you

Who support Boris here? I love his sharp intellect and Telegraph articles. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXy__5whR5c

>>129242027
a more dangerous and popular Cameron. No appetite for a pompous toff like Boris though, if he becomes leader Labour will win.

>>129240399
Dipshit, don't you see? This is the highest turnout for the 18-24 bracket in YEARS. If there was a chance for Labour to gain a majority, it was here. And they didn't get CLOSE.

You guys can claim this at a victory, but the fact is, even with "muh youngers!", Labour were 50 seats short a majority. The Conservatives, during a lackluster turnout for their more older voters, STILL managed to become the majority party AND form a coalition with another right-wing party.

This is the extend of Labour's influence right now, and it was NOWHERE NEAR enough. You guys have been eternally BTFO.

>>129242027
>supporting Boris "it would be difficult to say no to a Syria strike" Johnson

Witty and charming he may be, but in the end he's just another neocon/neolib stooge.

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some of these are brutal, especially that bingo one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VTdgB03pk4

there will never be better banter than Cameron, Balls, and Miliband at PMQs.

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>>129239825
If they sent me to poundland to slave for free, I would intentionally sabotage the shop. I would go out of my way to be the worst employee you ever did see. Good luck finding me, I'll be watching footy on my phone whilst I hide in the toilets.

I'd break equipment. I'd get girls numbers. And I'd talk shit about the supervisor to my polish co-workers because I know poles are snakes and would eventually tell the supervisor. Unless the supervisor has big tits in which case everytime she spoke to me I'd make a point of talking back to her tits.

I'm the neet warrior, fuck with me and I will annihilate you.

I was wondering why it's so slow, turns out there's another thread where everyone is

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>>129242479
The problem comes at the next election when the elderly have been robbed by the government and died.

>>129242027

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0np33bcpjXU

Holy fuck I love him, he's the Dennis the menace of politics.

>>129243951
Fair play m8, I really don't care, but you'd be happier when working, the money(maybe not from poundland jobs lol) makes you more free to enjoy life and all it has to offer.
You'll meet girls and once you stop spilling spaghetti, meet a nice girl and reproduce.
Or you can neet it up, with no self esteem or future lol

>>129244126
Fail

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>>129242027
The Del-i mean Leadership, Theresa. Hand it over, only i can be the true constitutional monarchist.

>>129240301

If it isn't on the left it's far right according to the modern lefty

>>129238120

>Ukip

LOL

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The moment I realised Brexit was a bad idea was when I noticed how many Americans were supporting it.

>>129244532
A Yank makes yet another thoughtful, insightful contribution

Lads, a THICC girl just matched with me on Tinder

>>129244308
I'm a child of the earth my friend. Squatters rights. I'm off the grid, completely. No benefits. Use free WiFi, collect empty cartons of coffee for a free coffee from McDonald's. Talk to all kinds of people, drug addicts, homeless, mental health issues. People have got some fucking great stories. Life is grim. We have to find pleasure wherever we can. Where would I fit back into society? Poor in wallet, but rich in mind.

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KEK They've discovered the DUP pepe's.

>>129246268
Give it a decent go and you'll see. Arbeit macht frei. For real.

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On tonight's show!

>Anthony Joshua
>Rachel Weisz
>Martin Freeman
>Greg Davies
>Shawn Mendes

BBC One, 10:35pm

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Theresa May is the worst PM ever

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Fanastic episode of QT one must say

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>>129246952
this doesn't look like shilling at all

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>>129246952
>watching prole tier """entertainment"""

Anyone got that "What I voted for/ What I got" meme for Corbyn versus the DUP?

>>129246247
>So once Brexit happened (in their minds it's a done deal) they just switched back to Labour, because now with the Poles and Romanians going they can get their council houses and bennies back which is wot wus pwomised by Leigbour n dat cos wot them bankers n dere bounses

Same thing happened across Yorkshire and the North East.

I genuinely think a lot of people elsewhere in the country are shocked to find out how stupid most people are in Yorkshire, Lancashire and the N.E. Most, if not all, of the thickest people in England that are actually English live there. Their capacity for stupidity knows no bounds.

I'm from Leeds and went to Leeds University. A very well off friend of mine wanted to be a teacher (save the world, save the whale, save are NHS even though her parents had her on BUPA) and asked about a school near where I grew up. I warned her, in plain English, just how stupid people were around there and that it would put her off teaching forever. She didn't listen to me and listened to a friend who talked about the "opportunities at a hard school". I went to a school nearby when I was younger, and although it wasn't quite that bad it was woeful and I knew they'd eat her alive.

Teaching career abandoned after a stint at a school full of absolute mutants. She now works for British American Tobacco.

Northerners are just thick. I've got angry when people have said that in the past, but I've realised that people from the North of England are idiots and the only people that are bigger idiots are those from the South who idolise the place.

>
Mr Wilson was talking to a member of the public, who said, 'Get the ethnics out', to which the East Antrim MP appeared to reply, 'You are absolutely right you know'.

You support this shit?

You fags, where do you think your nurses, accountants, lawyers, and engineers are going to come from?

>>129246980

I fear Brotish politcs conforms to the Third Law of Thermodynamics, and this implies that the universe is sure to die of entorpy, eventually.

>>129247038
out of nowhere desu. Isabel is amazing.

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Is May going to have to hang back on her internet legislation now that she will lead a minority government?

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>The quantity of non-EU IT workers coming to the UK to fill local skills gaps swelled to a new high of 36,015 in 2016.

That's Shariah May for you.

Daily reminder that this is what (((capitalists))) want.

>>129246247
yeah the poor people should have just voted tory and been even worse off than now

>>129247343
From England.

>>129247567
Most likely.

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>>129247619
>fall for the programming meme
>have to compete with thousands of PooInLoos because there's a "labour shortage"

"Labour shortage" is the biggest meme in politics.
Sorry guise we need open borders there's a labour shortage


Daily reminder: Labour shortages are irrelevant. As long as people are employed, we're laughing. Laboru shortages are memes created to bring in more workers and make natives less secure in their jobs.

>>129247567
>Is May going to ... hang ..?
Yes.

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>>129247885
>last job I applied for had at least 100 other applicants
>"Labour shortage"

Business owners need to be hung.

>>129246371
>now
I like how they presume that they're new when they've been around before Trump was a thing

>>129247567
idont think so.

thers a good chance her and the dup will ramp up the anti terror rhetoric, since that is in mnay ways the DUP's home turf.

And of course as we all know
>measures against terrorism
translates to
>measures to curtail liberty

>>129247995
we're seizing the memes of production when May falls next week

>>129247885
"Labour shortage" means wages are too high and you need to drive them down for your business lords.

And stop replying to yourself.

The moon is beautiful where I am.
Dark blue sky and a golden moon.

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We need to organise a Brexit rally. Cunts like Alistair Campbell and other Blairites are trying to spin this election result as a vote for remain

>>129248131
>Brexit talks are in 10 days
>May falls in 7 days
Sad!

So will the DUP make the Tories actually BASED?

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BRITAIN YES!

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CO STOMPE FOR PM

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for your attention

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>>129238120
>pakis out
>government wants at least 350,000 in
Please don't tell me you're so retarded that you voted Tory because you think they'd remove pakis...

>>129246952
Fuck off Graham. Nobody watches.

>>129248131
entertain me with your amusing notions of why may will fall next week.

>>129248244
didnt the labour manifesto say we would leave the single market

>>129248321
if the tories werent based because of a collection of euroskeptic and more right wing party members and cabinet ministers why do you think 10 MPs in another country outside their party is going to make them suddenly based?

>>129248321
ya, bruv le ebin gas the kikes xd maymay maga more like mbga fellow pede

>>129248379
>Sajid Javid
>Muslim

lmao, he's an atheist born into a muslim family

Who wrote this?

>>129248551
The sad thing is, you actually think you're funny and ironic

>>129248321
i think it's mostly going to attract a large amount of a predictable flavour of criticism. Not sure they'll be able to sustain it.

Could be wrong.

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WELL CORBYN ALMOST DID IT DIDN'T HE, HE ALMOST GOT RID OF THE FUCKING TORIES

BUT HE DIDN'T BECAUSE OF SCOTLAND. IT'S END OF DAYS. IT'S LIKE A FUCKING EPISODE OF GAME OF THRONES UP THERE FOR THE SNP THEY'RE JUST ALL FUCKING DEAD

THE NHS? GONE. OLD PEOPLE? GONE. PENSIONS? GONE. IT'S ALL FUCKED.

CORBYN? FUCK HIM HE COULDN'T GLUE A SHIT TO A LAMPPOST

I AM LE HIP LABOUR MAN

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>>129238120
My mate keeps giving me shit because of how poorly UKIP did. Told me UKIP was racist then didn't let me argue their case, now he's just sent me a message laughing at how they didn't get any seats.

I just hate how he refuses to even hear me out.

>>129246952
How has this guy not died of poz yet?

>THE TORIES WON!!!!11111
Ummm... no sweetie, they lost by a massive margin. Jeremy Corbyn won by a swing of NINE POINT FIVE percentage points

The tories are being propped up by knuckle-draggers from literally a different country (how's "independence" working out for you brexiteers???)

He is the true winner. He is who the British people chose. Any time a tory supporter tries to brag, I laugh HARD in their face, and educate them with the facts. It feels good being on the right side of history. The tories are literally the least popular party of all time.

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>electing a convicted criminal

>>129242559
Who in the tories front bench isnt

Bit behind, watching QT now. Pretty good that the audience still seems to show contempt towards Corbyn. Shows that, though the Tory/DUP arrangement is unpopular, a progressive alliance may be more hated

>this youguv dude off the charts smugness

merited I guess

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>>129248726
JESUS

>>129248745
DON'T FORGET TO SHARE ME ON FACEBOOK TO ALL YOUR IDIOT FRIENDS GUYS

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>>129248862
>yougo-

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>>129246980
Lord North was pretty shit too m9.

>>129248806
Considering the Tories have Theresa May, who is unlikable and uncharismatic, and Labour forced the Tories to form a coalition with the far-right DUP, this looks like more of a loss for the left because it's gonna force the Tories to actually be right.

Meanwhile the youth came out, went left, and still couldn't win. The right actually won here, in a situation where we thought we would lose regardless.

>>129248745
hes quite good though

"GET THE ETHNICS OUT"

based DUP

Who was the guy with the steamed up glasses yday on Election Night

>>129248806
4\10 bait

>>129241615
>>129241828
This buckethead thing was reddit as fuck, you know he did that nigger dab pose, fuck that guy

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>>129248321

If by "based" you mean embroiled in massive, possibly party-splitting turmoil in the next few months, then yes.

We're not even 24 hours after the election and already people are positioning themselves. See pic related. One of David Davis' underlings was on BBC Radio Wales earlier basically refusing to confirm May would be PM in six months.

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You're in Gamestop and this guy comes up and slaps your dinosaur's ass. What do you do?

>>129248806
>Ummm... no sweetie
t. someone who will tongues assholes

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>>129247132
There's idiots all over the place, the North is nothing special. It's just that most southerners don't bang on about how great places like the Isle of Sheppey or Hastings are so people don't know.

>>129249268
>politician
>irish
ouch

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>>129249268

Ask him if he wants to go get a clappit manch and some banes.

>>129249268
Tell him that homosexuality is fecking sinful shite and he better watch himself

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Roger Helmer has taken Newark. No survivors

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>>129249268
>dinosaurs
>real

>>129249440
wew check out the pins on that broad

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>>129248814
I voted for him, no regrets. Would have been better if Nige was running again.

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All the things Corbyn has said throughout the years, the fact they literally have Diane Abbott as Shadow Home Secretary who basically sees her job as getting revenge on the British empire for all the ''terrible'' things they did, she wished for an IRA victory in Northern Ireland and demands every single migrant in Calais and refugees across the world be taken in by the UK immediately, despite them all being unapologetic extreme marxists who wish to see the evil British state be destroyed. it STILL wasn't enough to stop the benefit scrounging northern UKIP voters from jumping to labour because of MUH EVERYTHING IS FREE. WE MUST BE MAD, LITERALLY MAD. I am officially done with the British people and have taken the black pill.

>>129248489
No, I spoiled my ballot. I'd rather a DUP majority desu.

Who else is giddy as fuck lads

This election could not have gone better

You all know that May wanted a huge majority so she could water down brexit

Now she's held to ransom not only by the DUP but even more-so by her "bastards" tory right

The hard-core remain cuckolds in her parliamentary party are relegated to anna soubry and ken clarke, who are pretty much irrelevant

Labour got BTFO but Corbyn remains and the blairites are now forced to tounge his arsehole

SNP are BTFO, indyref2 is dead, Salmond, Tasmina and Robertson are kill

And the salt from the DUP and the DUP memes are giving me a hard-on

Reminder

There already a thread that been up for five threads that spastics are ignoreing

>>129224780
>>129224780
>>129224780

Migrate there when this thread fills.

>>129249382
>battert preans

lost

>>129238649
FUCK THE POPE (remove bronze nudes for fear of offending him)

>>129243951
>t. didn't get out of bed until 2pm

>>129249730

>OP created at 13:37

lol

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>>129249268
>Blocks your coalition of chaos

>>129249729
>Tasmina is kill

Oh fuck really?

I'll miss your tits, paki scot lady.

>>129249841
Obviously I am not OP due to my flag, but it been up for hours while folks just keeping making new threads.

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>>129249874
I'll miss her raising issues of national importance to the scottish people in parliament

>>129249699
These degenerates/traitors will not win through in the long game. Immigration may still be a problem though.
But in all, things aren't that bad. This is the best Labour can achieve and it's crap.
A Tory/Ulster combination might be great.

>>129248062
None of that shits going to happen, the rest of the Tories wouldn't allow it, it would be the final nail in the coffin.

>>129250000
Both thread themes are very compelling, it's hard to decide. And I think everyone is in the Question Time thread at the moment anyway.

>>129249729
Couldnt had been a better outcome from this.

And DUP might make english cucks more daring to srep out of this mind trap

Is May not gonna resign?
I mean I get it, PM for a year is embarrassing

>>129250214
Step*

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>Labour takes Kensington from the Tories for the first time in the constituencies history

Now that's just being cruel

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Tories BTFO
MAXIMUM KEKS

>>129250000
Such a criminal waste. Just look at those digits.

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>>129250323

>>129249729
assuming the 1922 Committee won't completely fuck her over.

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>Tory-DUP coalition confirmed
>May standing at one podium, the other is empty
>people wondering when Arlene Foster will come out
>"THE PAPIST PURGE BEGINS TODAY"
>resurrected Ian Paisley walks in, with Tony Blair in chains
>"ULSTER NOW. ULSTER FOREVER. TO THE LAST MAN."
>Paisley smashes Blair's head in

>>129249352
>There's idiots all over the place, the North is nothing special.
No i'm sorry but he's right the ratio of idiot is 10x higher in the north than down here in the south west for example, i'm yet to meet one who isn't a complete fucking idiot desu.

>>129248379
How diverse.

>>129250551
Tell me more of this committee? They're basically the hard-core swivel eyed loons of the Tory back benches right?

>>129250652
The summer is completely miserable down here too thanks to all the northern scumbags on holiday.

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>>129250551
also is our nige getting younger?

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FRANCIS URQUHART WHEN

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TFW YOU WILL NEVER SIT DOWN WITH NIGE FOR A MASTER BREW SESSION

>>129250323
Memeballs aren't supposed to be salty

>>129250735
They're the Old Old Guard

Not quite sure where they stand, mind

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>when your nationalist party hates the UK for ethnic and religious differences, so you import a bunch of 3rd world foreigners of a different ethnicity and religion in order to make a point that even 3rd world shitters are better than the british, but it's okay because they like to bomb innocent children too.

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https://twitter.com/ReclaimTheNews/status/873233091334156293

CONSERVAKEKS BTFO

https://twitter.com/ReclaimTheNews/status/873233091334156293

>>129248551
you aint no memelord bruv

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>>129250830
>ARYAN BLOOD
probably having had a rest for just about a year.

I say rest, he's been everywhere doing everything, but hasn't had the pressure I guess.

>>129250735
It's the tory's version of the PLP

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Tories rebelling on a DUP deal.

>>129251132
>cuckservatives

Every fucking time

>>129239675

Do you get to choose the work experience place?

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How much (((Conservative))) and (((UKIP))) shilling exists in these threads?

>>129248793
le racist kippers all voted for jezza

>>129250923
Old guard in a Tory sense implies (to me) pro brexit, pro business, less gibs, less new friends. Also muttonchops

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>>129250887
shit taste in beer desu...he voluntarily drinks greene king "IPA".

can't trust a "man" with shit taste in beer.


Did you see Corbyn eat a pringle? I was a bit split as to who to vote for but he took it like a champ....so i voted labour.

>>129250830
just fatter

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Looks like we'll be sending Brussels the Conservative and Unionist Negotiating Team. I hope they can come up with a handy acronym.

>>129251132
I somehow doubt that the DUP are going to demand that the Tories reverse gay marriage

>>129251207
>((()))
haha nice thanks for letting us know what a woke individual you are

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>>129251207
not enough

>>129251130
Christ I had never heard of them either.

>>129250792
Yep the Liverpudlian animal cunts make Minehead unbearable due to butlins, all just meat headed alcoholic shit causing problems everywhere. Hate them with a passion.

>>129251177
The DUP will be out soon, savour the salt while you can.

>>129247038

It was on at 6?

What the fuck I missed it live, gonna catch up.

>>129251326
I learnt bout them in GCSE History

>>129251237
>less gibs,

one nation conservatives were old conservatives

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Lads, its gone quiet. There hasn't been any crazy jihadist shit since the 3rd.

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>>129251132
>the so-called conservative party

>>129250652
Take a trip to Chatham (actually worth it for the old RN docks) and have a chat to some of the local wildlife. I'm not disputing there's idiots up north, fuck it I've been to Barrow-in-Furness I can't deny what I saw. But there are serious tards down here too. I grew up in Croydon and it wasn't just the niggers who were thick.

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What you listening to at the moment lads?

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>>129238120
We will never remove the mud without a coup.

Without renewing every facet of the state, the state will eat every non neolib globalist that get anywhere.

>>129251248
kek

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>seats held

>>129250735
they are the maintenance department of whatever school, factory or business you have just taken over. You could ignore them , refuse to meet and carry on as normal, nothing wrong with that.

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From tomorrow's Times.

May BTFO.

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>>129251132

>tfw you said all afternoon this would happen, that the arrangement would be lucky to last a week and faggots on here poo-pooed it and said you didn't know what you were talking about

Apologies accepted, lads.

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>seats gained

>>129251132
perfect example for any donut still convinced the tories are right wing.

>>129251420
The bombathon will likely pick up again next week. They went weirdly quiet during the elections.

>remember terrorism has no effect on British society. It definitely isn't a huge concern of most of the population.

>>129251420
Machete attack in Russell Square but I'm guessing it was nignogs.

>>129251273
Why are lefties insisting that Abortion and gay marriage laws will be reversed because of the DUP?
It doesn't even entertain me how beyond gone they are, it just makes me feel, sad, now.
It's painful to watch, like a run over fox.
I want to snap it's neck and pull it into a ditch.

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>seats lost

>>129251321
Kike shill spotted. Thanks for rooting yourself out!

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>>129251132
>tfw hes my local mp

So I guess I didn't miss anything in the past few hours? DUP + Conservatives still set to rule with a super narrow majority?

We're going to be norn iron's bitch now aren't we.

>>129251501
>BNP shills on brit/pol/

christ they've gotten desperate

anyone here ever fucked a muslim girl

>>129250950
Potato nigger logic :(
Fucking shameful of my country men and women

>>129251238

I fancy Nige as a bitter drinker with little preference other than it has to be wet

>>129251501
>unironically looks like the cover of a little Britain box set.

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>>129251555
Well also, pic related in your post was the first to lead this protestation, so there's a fair few that will pile on. You really could be right.

>>129251649
Well lets face they got just as many seats in parliament as UKIP did in this election.

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>>129251633
Bend over boy.

>>129248806
bretty gud

>>129251766
She sees herself as running the party at a national level in five years.

KILL PAKIS https://youtu.be/7P2fJ4iuxTo

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MAY BTFO

>>129251932
Jesus, it's actually real.

https://twitter.com/PolComForum/status/873186390539988993

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About fifteen years ago I've asked my mum what it means to have an orgasm, and she looked disapprovingly at my dad and said "Ask your father".

I only just got it.

>>129250735
1922 Committee is just the back-bench MPs

>>129251489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLHMxFGqhIs

one of the best fridays ever

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how do i get a dup wife lads

>>129251489
> https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lrHhDmPp2Zk

>>129251651
Yep. Most paki women are desperate for the BWC to be fair.

>>129251678
>he's a proper lad m8

Then he should stop fucking around and drink stella

>>129252046
Ok that is actually legitimately funny.

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>>129251633
Two words

Parade Season

>>129251932
Lol I guess british police got funding cuts and were told to do more with less.

>>129251932
hahahaahahaha

>>129250887
is nige our fathers? said an anonymous poster on what is after all an anonymous baord, but it rang true, what these people (and i had encountered many from proud gay lesbians to strictly missionary only white males) all had in common was one thing, they wanted a father figure and Trump, or Nigel was it.

sadiq khramitin
the Guardian

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SHE HAS BEEN CROWNED

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>>129251932

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>>129252077
You've got to do something to impress her.

>>129252023
>>129251932
You can tell by the spelling and punctuation (or lack of it) that some labourite on work experience snuck on and sent it.

>>129252143
Been buttering one up at work for about a week now. She's stopped doing ramadan in an attempt to impress me. I'm going to fuck her while making her eat a bacon sandwich.

>>129252077
I'd give in to her peaceful and legitimate demands 2bh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-FfVshrIcY

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Also from earlier.

>>129251132
They won't want any policy changes at all, they'll just want gibs. Lots and lots of gibs.

>>129251633
See ya in two weeks for the next general election. :^)

>>129252322
Living the fucking dream lad.

I know I'm just a dumb colonist but it seems like this result is the most advantageous you could have possibly asked for.

>>129252398
You don't understand how much elections cost our media.

>>129238379
WELL HE DIDN'T SAVE YOUR SPELLING, YOU IGNORANT CUNT

>>129252023
>Official Twitter Account For The UK's Largest Network of Policing Forums. News, Debate
so nothing, copper.

>>129252433
Wow a burger who actually gets it.

>>129252283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5W329IOu1ik

God blessed that man.

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14 pairs of socks
14 pairs undies
Trackies (not black or white)
cheap hoodies same no colours
Dab radio with leads PAT tested !! get it tested by a spark ok !
5 tooth brushes out packet Hard bristles
5 Tooth paste out packet but unbroken heads
20 roll ons deodorants
Box of ear buds sealed .
3pair of cell slippers
3 pair of cheap no name trainers
Foot care pack (most PO will admit it )
14 bars soap sealed
14 sealed shower gel .
Olive oil
take a hair shearing clippers /Pat tested plug ..
Take £100 pound
Fill forms for it to be transferred to your account
in nick
Once inside dont BE a VICTIM !
say NO an Mean it .. !
be a lone wolf til you can get mates ok
many scraggy junkies will appear mates
They need Battereing away..
Learn how to fight ...
and Take beatings ok
Dont bring your gear out its not a holiday camp .. wait 6 months get mates /cell mate
Dont be the Im Innocent here guy ..you will be bullied and raped .. !!
I hope this helps you novice guys next week .. and You Posting May got us here .. ever day inside hate that Cunt ok

>>129252329
>Y'KNOW.
>Y'KNOW.

Falters after a gentle pat with an egg. Fucking worthless.

>>129252398
I promise that my threads will remain strong and stable in turbulent times.

>>129251238
Nige is a wine drinker really, he just poses with pints. Watch that programme where he goes to stay with Steph and Dom from Gogglebox.

>>129252314
or the fact it's some anons personal forum
policecommunity.co.uk

Just imagine lads, next week the momentum shills will be gone and everything will be back to normal.

>>129252480
Too bad. Moderate Tories will derail this "coalition". Most Tories (MPs, the people that actually matter) are Remoaners and none of the Brexiters want to be leader of the party.

>>129251489
I'm watching Enoch Powell documentaries on Youtube, always makes me feel better.

>>129252569

I think he drinks pints when he's out and about and when he knows he'll be in the company of telly cameras because if he started quaffing the wine, he'd end up shitfaced.

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>>129252545
Do you know he tried to take out Stormont many years later? A true hero.

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>>129252283
>>129252325
i want to cover her head to toe in sunscreen lotion

>>129252704
Back to you, me, and Rimmer. Thank fuck for that.

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>>129252563
You did a great job last night Rightly. Fair play to you lad.

>>129251568
>Lib Dems took over mine
Well RIP my market town.

>>129252816
He'll drink anything really, like most of us.

Just think about it:

This time next year May shills will be almost non-existent

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>>129251932

>>129252431
It's going to be a glorious summer.

>>129252826
Only man who entered Stormont with honorable intentions.

>>129252921
Was a great time.


Genuinely one of the most fun nights I have ever had on 4chan.

>>129251555
Where do I buy this image lads?

I will repost the Prison stuff til Thursday ..

>>129251207
Rabbi, what are you doing here.

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>>129238688
Of course you'd say that. You cunts are fighting Sweden for the title of "European Arm of the Caliphate". You want Pakis in everywhere. Especially your children.

We HAVE to have them... Supposedly cos' of all that colonialism and shit.

What the fuck is your excuse?

So are we calling this "DUP Weekend" because there's a good chance they'll be gone by Monday?

>>129253073
It's good advice. Been watching Scum to get me in the mood.

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How long until regicide takes hold and we get a glorious Brexit PM

>>129253208
I reckon it will last until the end of the summer. They need to get the ball rolling with the EU first.

>>129252921
Joe Owens? More like Owen Jones.

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>>129251489
Doing a word doc for my holiday itinerary

11 days

>>129253031
You're still a newfag

>>129251489
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysz93WWqoqc

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>>129253300
Both true patriots.

>>129238120
> Paki's

ky's

>>129240493
That picture is obviously fake you twat.

https://twitter.com/montie/status/873188889070120960
>MPs who lost their seats have been contacted by David Cameron; not by his successor (so far).

https://twitter.com/montie/status/873285673683496965
>Telegraph reporting that Graham Brady MP, chairman of backbench 1922 committee, had to demand May apologise to defeated Tory MP

may confirmed for clinically insane

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i voted labour :(


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdtQpa5XpQI

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>>129253312

>>129253420
>burger's

Former UKIP voters back the Labour Party, just before the Brexit talks. What fucking retards.

>>129252816
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2cmsis_steph-dom-meet-nigel-farage-couchtripper_fun

Well worthwhile if you haven't seen it

>>129253426
>1pbtid
>no shit

fucking front page normies i swear

>>129239675
Where the fuck is Gazza with a bucket of chicken and a couple of fishing rods when you need him?

Just finished watching the QT, best in a while honestly, definitely better than I thought it would be given the lineup. Oakeshott is fucking great.

Aw fuck, Joe Owens has had his Youtube channel removed due to false copyright strikes.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXnPuG28nH3xnKRjTV8QZkg

>>129253420
>Paki's
Paki's what? Which paki? Whose paki? Does the paki have something?

>>129253576
For some reason I read that as Dick & Dom.

Now that, I would watch.

>>129253568
gimmie gimmie them free gimmies

>>129238672
I think it's more to do with their bullshit promise-everything manifesto.

>>129253643
Is it really worth watching?

>>129253726
Definitely.

Corbyn gets smashed to shit.

>>129253436
>may confirmed for clinically insane

She seems genuinely autistic.

I can imagine her standing there like Arnie from T2 when John Connor tells him he can't just go around killing people.

>"You have to apologise."
>"WHY?"

>>129238120
NEW
>>129253755
>>129253755
>>129253755
>>129253755
>>129253755
>>129253755

>>129253726
Shami Chakrabarti got ripped a new one by Isabel Oakeshott

>>129252563
I cannot wait the Trips are getting the longer jail terms Ha the Police busting your bedroom down an you crying like a baby !! ..see what MUMMY thinks of you .. GCHQ supports what I say about Chan =Paedo Boards .. Listen MUMMY MAY HAS DESTROYED YOUR LIFES an once released u will be on the streets as filth !!!