>May goes into election trying to get mandate for """conservative""" party before Brexit talks
>Would probably fuck up and get a soft brexit deal because Tory party is a bunch of globalist cucks
>Tories lose seats to a muslim-sympathizing communist
>Liberals/leftists/labours all cheering for their heroic """victory""" over conservative facists with a hung parilament, with prospects of "defeating Brexit"
>Now Tories are forced into coalition with DUP to get past majority
>DUP is far-right religious party demanding HARD brexit, removal of "ethics" (aka shitskins), abolishment of gay marriage and abortion
>Leftists now freaking the fuck out about how this election has turned UK, not more left, but more far right
http://archive.is/jLQoG
JUST KEEP ON WINNING. BEST FUCKING TIMELINE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
B e s t T i m e l i n e
Best timeline.
Lel.
Gen y faggots btfo again!
i was pissed about May holding the election but this turned out far better than i could have imagined lol
>>129235165
another glorious victory
B E S T T I M E L I N E
>>129235165
There are probably quite a few Tory voters that like killing fetuses. I bet most are ok with the gheys too.
I thought about this and had a dream where Nigel returned to UKIP and the UKIP party saved the day.
corbyn is for brexit or did you forgot the eu is pro big-business
this election outcome was close to perfect though
-tory police state castrated
-pro-brexit commie checkmates blairites
-libs progressive alliance against brexit irrelevant
-snp rekt
-clegg and salmond lost seats
>>129236674
>got to go northern ireland GRR
relevant
>>129235165
I didn't vote for this fellow magapedes. Gays and ethnics are fucking BASED lmao :-)
I spent a year living in N Ireland and loved it, redpilled as fuck. I knew both unionists and republicans but regardless of their differences they were all united in a hatred of pakis (even though many had never met a paki ever - imagine that!), niggers, feminists and degenerates.
>>129237884
>-pro-brexit commie checkmates blairites
blairites are better than commies tho
>>129238809
>leftists actually turned the UK more hard right by showing up to vote
They LITERALLY would have been better off if they had just stayed home.
>>129235165
What do they mean "form a government" ? Is that just Brit speak for a party?
>>129240069
I think it's like a coalition, we had it the first time the tories were back to prevent labour from securing a third victory, with the lib dems and then just the tories five years later.
>>129237884
>he thinks corbyns soft brexit actually counts as brexit since it's all the bad things about leaving with none of the good things about leaving
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4
>>129235165
I'd like to see some nice archived news sources freaking out...
It's ass kicking time!
>>129235165
you're a clueless gobshite
>>129235165
Is this real? Has this really happenes?
>>129241415
>ENJOY YOUR KNEES WHILE YOU STILL CAN JEZ
>>129235165
The timeline would be even better if all this pushed The Nigel back into politics. Just saying.
>>129241895
He said he may return if Brexit looks under threat.
>>129241585
It's not official, but it's the most likely scenario.
DUP leaders and Sharia May have already met and apparently the alliance is happening. DUP will likely get a token measure of their choice (probably about not importing pakis, or perhaps genociding micks) in exchange for insuring tory dominance for the next five years.
>>129238809
without corbyn labour would be part of the anti-brexit movement. hes unelectable and hes stopped the 2nd biggest party from blocking brexit. look at the big picture
>>129240498
>the anti-corporation, anti-bank marxist wants a softer brexit than the tories
>>129245352
>hes unelectable
easy to say that now, but people werent so sure a couple hours ago. Abbot is unelectable, not corbyn
>>129235165
Vote against the conservatives. Get even more conservative.
Fuck you leftist millenials, let this teach you to vote.
>>129246344
yeah on reddit. go back
>>129235165
>defeating Brexit
nigga it won. I do not understand. people should storm the castle if they don't do it because obviously democracy means nothing.
>>129246645
Pretty much this, they fucked themselves.
>>129235165
>DUP Irish potato nazis
JEJEJEJEJEJE! LMFAO
>>129248264
This pol says: JUST HARD BREXIT NOW, BLOW THE HATCHES