American way of life

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I would like to travel to US, but I wouldn't move there cause I feel comfy in my safe Slav shithole. Yes, you are too fat. Dunno if your lazy or not tbqh. I don't know much about American way of life, do tell.

>>129232331
I am visiting to here from France and there is much racism in your heart. Also, whenever I ask one to give me some of that woowoooop I am called nigger.

This is not acceptable from stupid fat whites.

Daily reminder that American is fuck huge and talking about "Americans" as a single entity is the same as talking about Europeans as a whole while ignoring cultural differences state to state and class to class.

>>129232331
>Pity us

this one

>>129233044
there isn't one; it's a big country

>>129233288
>from France

This implies you're French. Why not say "from Somolia by way of France" and be honest?

>>129233452
fuck you stupid white. Only good thing about fat country is women love my cock in the hole. We outbreed.

>>129233452
>Somolia

>>129232331
I admire your decadence and will occasionally indulge in ir, but I wouldn't want to live there. Everything kind of seems more "chill" around here. Seems to me burgers are all up tight and riddled with anxiety.

>>129233044
We are fat but we also work longer hours than most other countries.

>>129233769
That's just Jews. They run the media, so honest mistake. Also it's hard to relax around blacks.

Go to a white area and life is a much slower pace.

you feel way to materialistic

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>>129232331
There are two Americas to me. The one that I choose to ignore because I know it is only a vocal minority: The obese inbreds strolling the walmart alleys in their carts; the loud college SJWs - I've been thrice to the US and never seen one.

Then there is the good America. The Christian, self-reliant, genuine America. A spirit of achievement, kindness. A spirit of going forward, reaching higher, going towards your next goal. The America that won WWII and went to the Moon. Hopefully, the America of the future.

God bless you. I love France, but I also love America. May the skies that watched the Mayflower arrive and those who saw the Apollo mission rise up into the sky guard you for the centuries to come.

>>129234383
faggot

I want to move to Miami but the immigration process of moving to America is a fucking headache! I'm sick and tired of Canadian winters.

>>129234661
Miami is very expensive

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>>129232331
I think Burgers' love of freedom and liberty is inspirational. Anyone who says otherwise is from a shithole country.
I think burgers are prone to act cheesy and over-the-top, which is strangely endearing to me.
The whole world admires Americas culture. Rock n roll, cadillacs, hamburgers, eagles, freedom, cowboy hats, guns, etc.

A few cons: Burgers tend to come off as though they think their shit doesn't stink.
While it's true their country is brilliant, it's not very charismatic to act like you know it.


All in all, I'd go to war and die to protect America in a heartbeat.

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>>129232331
Sexy men. I want an American husband. A white one, from Texas or somewhere. A cop would be ideal mmmm.

>>129235140
>All in all, I'd go to war and die to protect America in a heartbeat.

That. And if I must voice one criticism to America, it would be that too much emphasis seems to be placed on competition.

>>129235140
>While it's true their country is brilliant, it's not very charismatic to act like you know it.

How European of you
In the States being hot shit and knowing you're hot shit and acting like you know it is considered very charismatic

>>129235140

Bootlicker.

>>129234661

You wont survive in Miami Canada/bro/

I visit every 3 weeks.

>Traffic is a bitch
>every other main road is a toll road
>Housing is expensive as fuck
>literally pay 800$ a month for a decent tier apartment (decent = only get robbed/broke into once a year)
>taxes

Everytime I go I stay at a Days Inn or other decent (decent everywhere in the US except Miami) hotel.

I get woken up at 7am on the dot by reggaeton music being blasted full volume and people argueing in spanish with a cuban accent. Goto any drive thru and Lupe will be on her phone with her hoop earrings talking to her friends while your order is just sitting here getting cold.

I hate it...

>>129233563
fuckin lol he called it. France is pathetic.

Out of Interest, are there other ways to move to the USA than marrying a US citizen or getting a visa from your employer after he proved that in the long term there is no American who could do the job?

>>129234535 says the

>nigger with unrecognisable shit flag from an irrelevant unremarkable country

>>129232331

Violent, uncultured retards mostly.

You've got some good, intelligent people living in reverse ghettos in California though, as well as a few other places like at NASA. Sadly, this may not last much longer since the forces of ignorance and barbarism are on the rise, and they massively outnumber the rest.

>>129235977
jealous stupid fat white. I bet you fucked by a moose. Go eat a bag of syrup shitcock.

>>129236226
Britistani, pls

get blown up

>>129232331
the fat people in wall-e

>>129233044
Europe is quickly turning into USA 2.0. Many of your people are leaving to come to the USA for safety.

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ohhh say can you seeeeee

>>129232331
There's some cool stuff like being able to own guns but then it's offset by things like your pic.

>>129236101
Study at US university.

>you can try to do the ROTC and they will give you residency
>get a job during grad year and get residency
>get offer with your grad degree from a big company that will give you residency

University of Arkansas Fayetville has a interesting program where international students pay resident tution, most grads get offers from Tyson Foods (biggest employer in the area) and end up staying.

Win/Win for both sides. Grads get a job and residency, Tyson gets engineers/professionals at discount rate.

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>>129232331
visiting there I was surprised how friendly everyone was.
only later someone cleared that misunderstanding up for me when I asked what's up with that.
turns out being 6'5 with a shaved head gets you easily confused with a marine or something

that said, everyone expects a tip for the most basic tasks.
food is plentiful, but it mostly tastes quite bland.
also, tap water tastes weird so I switched to bottled water after 3 days.

what I found very surprising was that you guys seem to prioritize looks over convenience. granted, the chinese are masters in this, but I expected more from you.
so for you guys visiting, don't look behind the curtains and you'll have a nice vacation there.

>>129233044

Kinda like the converse of what you said, it's difficult to describe if it's all you've ever known. Hard to know what would stick out to a European.

>We drive on the right side of the road here (idk if thats just UK or all you guys)
>There is the tipping thing, I'm sure you're aware.
>We are too fat, on average. No, it's not mobility scooter fat, but it's definitely 'Your BMI is too high for your height' fat.
>Large cities suck almost universally. I would strongly recommend visiting the heartland. So many amazing sites and parks in this land. There is a reason many burgers never felt the need to leave and it's because you can vacation and always see something new here in the US of A.
>Utah is gorgeous. Colorado is gorgeous. Pac NW is gorgeous. Every state has something worth to effort to see though.
>Coincidentally, the friendliest Americans usually live in these areas as well.
>325 million people there are ample supplies of lazy and very active Americans. Again though, avoiding the coasts if you can should minimize most unpleasantness.

>>129236545
It's safe in my parts.

>>129236101

Or check the German US embassy webpage.

Diversity Lottery.

55k resident visas given every year.
But probably like 100million people apply.

>>129236545

Only, Russia, Ukraine and other Eastern European shitholes are less safe than the U.S

>>129237066
Western Europe is a violent muslim-ridden shithole

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I'd love to go to US to visit all national parks, but I'm afraid I'll cut myself while shaving and I'll have to pay 128,000$ for medical expenses because your country and all values are dying under aggressive capitalism run by white jews.

>>129236691
>you guys seem to prioritize looks over convenience.
What did he mean by this?
Also, what part of the US did you visit? different parts of the country treat people very differently.

>>129232331
A little bit fat, you eat as lot as possible and then complain because your health is damaged, I can't understand that. The chilling is good, and the rural live must be god tier. Also, university sucks, because debts and debts and debts to young people...

>>129235881
Is it true "home invasions' are common in the usa? That never happens in this region

>>129237247

kek

No one will let you die. You will get life saving care when the first person sees you, as it is mandated by law to assist such people in need.

I'm not sure at all about the bill though or how that works if you're visiting from Europe. I'm pretty sure Canucks can get operations down here w/their...insurance? in some instances.

>>129233609
Thanks for the flag

America is not what it once was.

The Jews have infected it and it doesn't seem to be recovering any time soon.

>>129237528
depends how many niggers you have

>>129237528

Depends on where you live.

I lived in TX for about 25 years and then in Louisiana.

Most home invasions never get reported because they are stash houses for drugs / money etc.

Sometimes it happens to just regular people, but on average I would say maybe 50 tops in the whole US. Criminals dont like breaking into houses where people are home because in almost every state except Commiefornia and Jew York its within a homeowners right to shoot tresspassers dead.

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Nothing more than the spitting image of every day Americana. I'm used to it and not so triggered as I've worked for Walmart for over 11 years.

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The rest of the world are just gnats on our ballsack.

You all exist because we will it and we protect you. America would be a literal utopia if the niggers left.

>>129235171
Texan here, born and bred in life behind the pine curtain.

I wave at complete strangers driving to work every morning, both passing drivers and commuters on foot, nearly all smile and wave back.

Several others and myself from the community finished some volunteer work a week ago, building a clubhouse for the local set of baseball fields, real nice setup with a shower and an ac unit.

Look for east or west Texans, in my opinion. Too far north and you'll hit the areas plagued by crazy liberals filled with ear plugs and nose rings. Too far south has more liberals of the welfare migrant variety.

Also, God bless these honest Hispanics out here. Fucking devoted, hard workers that own up to their task as Americans.

>>129236510
Impudent savage. I'm so white and British,that your revolting nigger sister's knickers would drop at the sight of me before she could say "c-colonise me daddy".

Go on. Give me one reason why your pathetic, no mark country should impress me.

>>129237851
>The Jews have infected it and it doesn't seem to be recovering any time soon.
Correct. It sucks ass.

I like you guys, but your lifestyle tend to be very superficial and work long hours just to consume shitty things. For sure I'd move there, I'm a diesel mechanic guy, but you guys seem to penalize skilled immigration ot legal immigration after all. One of my dreams is to live in the South-side of the country and even that I'm pretty white, it's certainly probably that people there would hate and yell me just because of my accent.

Is thete a way to legalize you if you emigrate illegally?

>>129235140
pretty accurate.

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>>129234383

that was lovely

>>129232331

freedom, all 4 seasons in one country any time of the year and guns

hell yes I like the US

>>129238399
>Is thete a way to legalize you if you emigrate illegally?

None Venezuela/bro/

Not even marrying a citizen, because the application has to be done before hand.

You could wait for amnesty (which probably wont happen).

I know a diesel mechanic (rookie) makes about 25$ per hour in Houston Area.

>>129232331
Stupid evil gun owners. That are clueless to what life is really about. But that's how your grovement like you to act.

>>129238684
So, how the fuck all of those mexicans guys eventually get legalized?

>>129238741
>leaf

>>129232331
>Walmart
>American way of life

I'm convinced idiots like you grew up in a trailer park with Obese parents and now you project that shit onto the rest of us. I'm not fat, I'm employed and I don't shop at walmart.

Just because you're trailer trash doesn't mean we all are. Also, who gives a fuck what Europe thinks? They look down on us like they do to each other because it's what they do. We give them so much money and foreign aid they are almost like a white Africa yet they still cry and shit their little gay boy Capri pants (pic related) anytime they feel intimidated by the true king of the world.

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>>129239089
Shit, I forgot the pic. This is how Eurotrash dressed when they visit us kek

>>129239027

They dont. Of the 11 million illegals in the US Texas has probably about 3 million. They dont ever get papers.

>>129232331
When I spent a month in Florida I gained like 10 kg (22 pounds), because the fast food was so easily accessible. Literally a burger joint/kfc on every corner. I understand why you guys get so fat, but frankly it's pretty disgusting. The problem I see also is that your companies are making it easier for people to live as a fat person by for example placing 10 vehicles for fat people like those things in your pic related at the entrance of Walmart. I honestly just laughed seeing that.

>>129237247
Well, youre a foreigner, so dont pay
Mexicans have made it normal for foreigners to not pay medical bills, thats half of why theyre so expensive

the problem with a question like that is that if you havnt lived here and in various places around the states youre going to have an extremely narrow view of America than what it really is. much more so than any other country.

theres so many different walks of life here that its hard to really nail anything down and chances are no matter who you are in the world its possible to find some place here that you can be comfortable with (of course there will be some period of adjustment for some things).

>>129234383
So you like cuckservative faggot Reagan america? ok frenchcuck

the enlightenment was a mistake.

>>129239468
The whole fast food thing is not about access but rather ease.

Remember that in the US work is normally 8-5 with a one hour lunch.

One Hour.

Unless you take your lunch, you go out to eat. 15 minutes to leave your desk, get to your car, drive some where order get your food. You need 15 minutes to get back. So that leaves you with 30 minutes to eat lunch. You cant go order a steak somewhere where it will take 20 minutes to come out.

In the US the most important meal of the day socially is dinner, kids are home from school, parents home from work etc.

>>129240091
*lifts finger ready to dispute*

Nope, that's accurate.

I've never been there but I really like the vibe of small town with friendly people and plenty of nature

>>129235351
Without out competition we would be broke. Our competitiveness created the riches country this world has seen. Sadly it seems it is slowly becoming more socialist.

>>129239368
Yes. But there are more than just 11 millions of spics living there. How the others get legalized? Most of hispanics in U.S are legally there. Somehow they got papers.

>>129236327
says the one with a literal shitcock

>>129236101
Join our military. They need people who can speak more than one language.

>>129240849
There have been a few ammnesties, given out. I dont see one coming anytime soon.

>>129232331
I've been to US several times and I got the impression that US is a nation of spoiled children, full of people living on gibmoney who think they're smart/cool/interesting when they're really just very annoying.
Also, Nips feel very isolated and alienating, Greeks can't take out their trash and their streets smell, French are assholes, Italians never seem to work, Germans are the personification of evil and Brits are gloomy introspective drunks, so I really like them, they feel like slavs who were bred to be more efficient at achieving things.

>>129240849

Born on US soil = citizenship regardless if parents are illegal

One thing you will find is that in terms of poverty the US is probably one of the most socialist countries in the world.

Every person who makes under 14400$USD per year is eligible for:

>120$ per month in EBT (foodstamps)
>free lunches and breakfasts in school
>Utility subsidies
>Section 8 (free rent)
>Free cell phone with 300 minutes (Obamaphones)
>Free transportation vouchers
>Free upper education

>>129237247
If it was more capitalistic it would be much cheaper like it was back in the day. Not with this Obama care shit though

>>129232331
I am from germany and stay in arizona every year for atleast 3 months cause my fiance lives here, so i am here right now and i tell you, YES THE MAJORITY IS TO FAT whenever i see people in walmart saveway or frys like in your picture i scream "murica at them" and dont give a fk, something i appreciate is the numbers of muslims i see over my stay here is always only between like 5-20, your food is disgusting which forces me to make long trips to authe tical european food stores, your healthcare system is bullshit but i dont care since im wealthy IRL working in chemistry industry.

>>129238107
>Also, God bless these honest Hispanics out here. Fucking devoted, hard workers that own up to their task as Americans.
This is true all over the country in my experience. For every shitty libtard screeching about treating illegals like citizens because they managed to swim across the Rio Grande, there are 10 hard working good natured hispanics that just get along with their day and make a living for their families.Ask any American, we embrace legal immigration. Just go through the process and do it legally.

>>129232331
It's fashionable to hate America, but only white America. If I were ever insult chocolate Americans and hold them up to any reasonable decency standard, most leafs around me would lose their fucking minds.

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>>129237311
what I meant was that everything looks good at first glance, but after taking a closer look you realize you got ripped off.
mind you, it's not as bad as it was in china, but this happens way more often than here in europe or rather, here it's more the other way around.

visited the east coast,
spent most of the time in washington dc, nyc, boston.
rented pic

>>129233879
the fat ones are on EI however

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>>129242091
>fashionable

Speaking of fashion, cargo shorts and huge t-shirts were a let down. I expected more suits, more class. But that's minor.

>>129233288

Rather too much racism than my country turning into an extension of the Caliphate.

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>>129237528
Macedonian hacker...here's a basic gesalt for Texas
Common in major cities.
Most that attempt get shot by homeowner and the story is played on the evening news.
Everyone watching then smiles and talks about how they can't wait for some coons to try it to them.
This is a very common conversation.

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I've traveled to many countries in Europe/MENA/East Asia over the past few years.

I've noticed the more homogeneous nations have more traditional family values and less degeneracy. Or at least it's not openly praised (lol Seoul). Standard of living between South Korea, Germany, Canada, US really don't outdo each other to consider leaving one for the other.

Of course I've lived in the US most my life and honestly I don't plan on leaving but I wouldn't feel as if I downgraded by going to a different 1st world country.

I'd say the one perk US has though is housing size (outside major cities), and the standard 40 hour work week. Japan/SK often live for their careers rather than themselves and work way over 40hours and still make less than minimum wage 40hr in America.

If you hate degeneracy than America is one of the worst 1st world countries, and it's getting worse as time goes by.

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New Jersey resident here. Do not visit. The traffic is already bad. We are not friendly to total strangers here.

>>129250201
Oh and I forgot to mention obesity is really a serious problem in America compared to other major powers. If you're an intelligent individual however though it won't have my effect on you or your family.

>>129232331
I love large engine displacement and noise, big trucks, jeans, choppers, rock music and guns. It comes at a price of being jewed and living in mixed communities i guess.

>>129232331
implying there's one way of life for a nation of 315+ million people

>>129236101
If you invest $450k (probably more since I last checked) in a US business you can get citizenship

https://youtu.be/7P2fJ4iuxTo aa

>>129250564
Spent a couple of nights in Ashbury park/Ocean Grove. Cool place.

>>129251001
This, even within states there are vastly varied cultures and ways of life in different regions

>>129238107
God bless East Texas. That region is dripping with decent American goodness.

t. Lived in Van and Lindale

>>129234661
As someone who lived in FL and still loves the crazy state, do not move to Miami. There are better choices.

>>129240331
Most places I've worked were 30 minute lunches.

>>129237528
No friend. Maybe if you choose to live in a shithole neighborhood. I sleep with the windows open, only sometimes lock the doors, rarely lock my car.

>>129232331
>Do you envy us? Pity us?
I honestly got the feeling Americans think that disdain rest of the world holds for America is way of our coping with the fact you are superior in every aspect.
But honestly, i actually pity you. LITERALLY only positive thing i can say about USA is that you earn a lot more money, even when adjusted for PPP, than rest of the world. But thats it, honestly. Yes, you work hard, i heard if your shift is till 5, its not uncommon that everyone leaves at 7. Kudos for that. But thats only positive you guys got, that you are not lazy and can bathe in materialistic pleasures.

About other aspects of life, i dont believe you got many positive things. From what i got on the internet, this is the situation in USA:

>In many cities, there are no-go zones, mostly because of niggers
>lacking healthcare. If you get seriously sick and dont have 50 000 dollars at hand, you are left to die
>People generally dont care about strangers. I saw many videos of people lying on the street dieing, and bypassers just filming them, not even stopping
>seriously unhealthy food. GMO, HFCS, sodium chloride, sugar in everything

All that being said, to conclude, no, i dont envy you. Making a lot of money isnt only thing important in life (even though it is important) and cant be used to compensate for aforementioned cons. I'd rather eat moderately healthy and freely walk around city at night than not doing any of above and making good moneys

In the spirit of international friendship, allow me to state that though I may (ok I do, often) disparage other countries, this is confined to /pol/. Overall, I actually like most people and places. Some I couldn't do for various reasons, but there is usually something unique or interesting about damn near anyone / any place.

>>129252514
>No go zones: This is true, but only in large cities
>Not true. You will be treated at any hospital without a penny to your name. You will be broke as fuck after paying the bill and probably file for bankruptcy, but you will be treated
>Not true / situational: I help homeless people often, others are more callous
>True, depends on whether you buy whole foods and actually cook or eat processed shit. In short, that is up to the individual.

>>129236691

>only later someone cleared that misunderstanding

Who was this (((someone))) ? Sounds like they don't go outside enough to realize people treat each other well in this country.

FYI shaved head isn't the standard haircut for marines unless you're straight out of boot.

>>129252514
>seriously unhealthy food. GMO, HFCS, sodium chloride, sugar in everything

This is the worst meme of them all. Healthy food is readily available and cheaper than fast food.

>>129232331
>tfwywn ride your Rascal around WalMart and stock up on freedoms

>>129252975
Yeah, but people do eat an enormous amount of junk food here. I don't, I garden and I buy fresh whole foods. If you have a larger budget, you can hit up real butcher shops or farmer's markets and eat like a king. Poor people tend to eat boxed and processed food, this is why poor people are fat.

>>129236691
It wasn't your size or shaved head, people are genuinely friendly in many parts of the country. Mine for instance, we wave and speak to everyone who passes by and tend to get miffed if the wave is not returned. Tap water: depends on the source. I can't drink the water in Florida, but I can in Tennessee / NC / SC / etc

>>129252904
you are right about 2), thats the part i forgot to include. I didnt mean to say you WONT get treated, what i meant was that hospital bill will be absurdly high and probably force you into bankrupcy. USA has undoubtly best healthcare in the world, if you can afford it. I may be living in 2.5th world cesspool but i got stuck in the hospital many times, viral meningitis, 4 times broken bones, golden staphilococus, urgent removal of spleen, hernia, just to name biggest ones. I never paid A SINGLE CENT, for either hospitaliztion, operation, anesthetics, postoperative care etc. With such shitty health issues history like mine, my old people (all of that except hernia happened before college) would file for bankrupcy long time ago, but they never paid anything. For me, social and health security is very important as you can see, and i wouldnt want to live without it

about 4) i know its true and that you can easily obtain healthy food, but that usually requires additional preparation, which a lot of people, not only in USA of course, cant be bothered with. So i guess thats the reason your nation is so fat on average, even though healthy alternatives are available

>>129252975
i wrote about it above. I dont know why is there such epidemic of obesity, but i am sure good reason exists

>>129254802
Correct on healthcare. Most bankruptcies can be attributed to no or insufficient healthcare coverage and a massive hospital bill. We build too many bombs. We could have free healthcare if it was made a priority, but it isn't.

>>129255499
I am glad you recognize the issue here. That shows not all of you are HURR SOCIALIZED HEALTHCARE DURR IS FOR COMMIES. It doesnt have to be. Here in Croatia you get 15% of your salary deducted for health insurance, but you get, like i said, free healthcare, and only people without healthcare are those unemployed, who cant even be bothered to check in and register in "employment bureau" or whatever its called in english. I am not saying thats the perfect way and that everyone should copy it, i know you find idea of government forcing you to pay something that benefits other people as well, not only you, absurd, but like you said, you really build a lot of weapons. I am sure a way to ensure every american citizen gets access to healthcare exists, its just that not many people in important positions care about that

>>129232331
I need to get away from this degenerating place, are there any countries with better or comparable gun rights?

>>129252013
Where in FL would you move?

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I think it's degenerate af. Most the population is infact inbred. americans have become some of the best swimmers in the world, after generations of incestuous degeneracy. They have evolved