Only post your best merchants
>>129214856
>needing lotion to masturbate
Sucks to be a cutfat
>>129217338
It feels better with lotion even when uncut.
>>129217493
This
Uncut + lotion master race
Oy vey
>>129214856
>Oy vey. Just because I'm a Jew doesn't mean that I have hidden powers
>Her WWE name is Alexa Bliss
>Bliss means Happy
>Her real name is Lexi Kaufman
>Kaufman means Merchant in German
>She wins every week and always has the belts
>WWE literally shilling the fuck out of their Happy Merchant
>>129214856
heads up: i'm stealing all the good ones posted here
>>129214856
>>129220453
>>129220250
He can't even hide his nose! Hahaha
>>129214856
>>129214856
Ironically, jews dislike gold because it threatens their fiat currency system
Let's add in the humble water filtration merchant.
>>129214856
>>129221599
gtfooh shlomo
>>129214856
>>129221716
no
damn goyim
merchant is so kind
>>129222579
>>129222497
>Jews post the best Jew memes
died laughing
>>129214856
>>129222857
This was an amazing experience. Now I can take the merchant with me!
>>129223279
Kek, saved
>>129214856
http://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/subject/knowledge%20bomb/username/anonymous5/tripcode/%21%219O2tecpDHQ6/
>>129220704
lol the EU being offered a dildo
>>129223800
>Yes, good normie. Remember antifa are the real fascists
"politics"
take this shit back to /b/
>>129222579
kek
>>129223714
anyone have the original video this came from?
Classic
>>129223968
>>129224368
>good ol' Georgie wants fuck all to do with that.
>>129222857
kek. best itt
>>129222901
Kek!
>>129224326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHgxOXEQaFU
>>129214856
>americans need lotion to have sex, masturbate or simply pissing
>>129222497
lelz
>>129214856
>having to use lotion in order to simply masturbate
Not sure if kike or just an American.
Why do juice bounce up and down like in some of the videos and webms posted here?
>>129214856
You idiots have this thread everyday
This is becoming /bant/
>>129214856
>>129224934
Asians are like kikes lite. Asians will serve you food in the most passive aggressive way. And they love getting yen from the good fat American goys
>yessssss goodu goyuuuuuuuu order some rice
>>129217493
>>129217820
>USING LOTION INSTEAD OF FUCKING A YOUNG LADY
NON-VIRGIN MASTER RACE
>>129222579
Jeez, Americans are so disgusting and stupid.
>>129224895
Oh woe, oh woe (x4)
Oh violence
When I arrived in Tel Aviv
I saw what was happening here
I thought to myself
Oh violence, oh violence
Oh woe, oh woe (x2)
An abomination on Frishman Beach
An abomination in Uman 17
The abomination of Assi
HaShem will guard against all shiksas
So I phoned the Rabbi
I cried out to him
Riva, Di Mantchen, Bist Zeyer, from Shigun
Oh God
Where's the schlomo inside someone's head moving the levers. That's the best one.
>>129226382
>shiksas
non-jewish females
>HaShem
God
>Assi
3rd century Rabbi
>Riva, Di Mantchen, Bist Zeyer, from Shigun
can anyone translate this?
original:
רייבה, די ×ž×¢× ×˜×©×Ÿ ביסט זייער משיגען
>>129219475
please tell me real metallography
Sexiest merchant.
>>129214856
here's mine
>>129222153
usually something is more funny when it's true, but this time i didn't laugh right away because i was actually expecting it, and wasn't surprised. It's after i realized the last part i started laughing. Even our humor is on a new level gents
>>129226977
oy vey!!!!
>>129226669
"One day, my granddaughter Sonia, will make it to the US SCOTUS."
>>129226421
tfw colorblind
>>129214856
>>129228699
>>129217338
Im cut (sadly) and I masturabte dry.
>>129229518
>>129230176
>>129230231
>>129229149
>>129223425
kek
>>129230259
Subtle merchant
fuck captchas
>>129230450
>>129230491
You can only watch this while stoned
>>129222153
>>129230949
wtfff
>>129222497
Wew
>>129223714
That's an actual Jewish NGO in America with "Fiveish" as its mascot. I can never tell if they were trolling Israelis with this or if they genuinely thought they'd fit in and then got their ass kicked.