Brit/pol/ - Brit/pol/ in meltdown edition

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People on reddit are having the nerve to complain about the DUP having so many seats whereas the Greens only have 1 and have more votes.

COMPLETELY IGNORING THE 4 MILLION UKIP GOT AT THE LAST ELECTION.

Cunts it serves them right.

Congratulations to the last faggot OP that did not add the links, useless fucking cunt.

Theresa is live

Meltdown? We're fucking ecstatic.

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Whoops

Labour would do better in another election for a lot of reasons. The worst they could say about Corbyn (IRA, Falklands, Hezbollah etc...) has left him relatively unscathed. Plus the unelectable line no longer holds true.

The Tories have been struggling at local campaigns because their entire message was Brexit and Theresa May, whereas Labour has popular nationwide doorstep policies and can point to local Tory cuts over the past 7 years in schools, hospitals, policing, libraries etc...

And there's also the youth vote which will only keep growing. In the past 2 years we've had 3 major votes, the country as a whole is getting more politically involved. Expect Jeremy Corbyn to be PM if there is an election before the end of next year.

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Theresa looks completely broken

She's been crying

electing a SJW communist government- maybe the 1 thing you could do to piss off Americans. congratualtions, you are now officially friendless

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>>129210509
love you too...
it's all these street numbers and road signs driving me nuts.

Just woke up. What's happening? Has May resigned yet?

Who is happy with the result of this election?

>Tories lost their majority
>Left wing ensured DUP are in power

It's as though everybody loses.

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The DUP are being called extremists because they don't believe in gay marriage.

How far have we fallen?

I think I spoke to my MP on the train this afternoon. She didn't know if she was on the right train or not.

24 hours ago, if I were to tell you that the DUP would be the kingmaker in a hung parliament, would you have believed me?

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>voting

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>>129210646
She's staying on but are Nige is throwing his hat back into the ring.

wow for a minute there
there was actually NO brit/pol/ on the catalog
what's the deal, mumsy-poo?

Theresa sounding shaky today

From what I can gather, the DUP is a hard right fringe party that can now hold the Tories hostage? Was this election actually a win for you bongs and Brexit then?

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*cries*

what have you done..... omg.......

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>>129210416
>concise and certain

>>129210603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fguEWRKqLMI

>>129210667
To the bedrock.

But we will rise alike a phoenix from the ashes.

>>129210632
Idiot.

>>129210662
People who just wanna watch the world burn

SINN FEIN PRESS CONFERENCE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J_nDUtVdxI

POTATONIGGER CHIMOUTS INCOMING

>>129210416
Did May win?

>>129210662
Everybody did lose. But try telling that to these LARPing politically illiterate spastics.

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>>129210662
Chaos is the only true aim.

>>129210598
Actual conservatives are kingmakers, and May won't survive the month. A new leader is inevitable and brexit will be diamond hard. Liberals are shitting it over DUP.

Prepare your anus, it's only starting.

>>129210466

No one ignores the flaws in the FPTP system. In the last election really it was the first time it hurt the right wing. Beforehand it was mainly just the Lib Dems losing out with FPTP.

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Guessing this is Heidi Allen. She was just on LBC and she was clearly fucking livid at Theresa.

>>129210742
post link

>>129210729
why did he ever leave
worst timing as well

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>>129210416
Lads, just started reading up on DUP (literally who?)

These guys seem way better than faggot neocon torries.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democratic_Unionist_Party#Policies

>right wing populists
>ethnic nationalists
>euroskeptics

Will we actually have a party in government that actually wants Brexit now?

just got back from bbc after a 40hour fucking shift, haven't been able to get on pol the whole time

been surrounded by joyful cucks whilst i sit there awkward

whats it been like here, is there any hope? Conservative + DUP thing won't go wrong will it? Everyones acting like labour has won, idgi

>>129210598
How likely do you think it is the Tories win the next election after this mess and the brexit mess to follow? They have completely fucked themselves.

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>>129210840

No but we did.

>>129210662
We all lost, but at least it's entertaining.

>>129210797
>remember the 1.5 gorillion

>>129210840
Yes and no, the UK won. The left lost BIG time.

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>>129210662
No hard brexit anymore, brexit is effectively cancelled.

>>129210692
Yes. I don't know about these tory shrills though

>>129210662
What's wrong with DUP?

>>129210753
DUP are basically NI UKIP, which sounds better than a clear tory majority.

>>129210607

>when you get eternally btfo but pretend that losing seats to form a smaller coalition that your previous majority is a win because a right wing party gained two seats

>>129210646
>Theresa May calls election because she was 20% ahead.
>You need 326 seats to form a government
>She is projected (there's one seat left) to win to win 318
>That means she has to form a coalition with the Democratic Unionist Party who love Jesus and hate gays
>This is quite radical because our conservatives are complete faggots and have fully embraced gay shit and degeneracy
>Jeremy Corbyn (Labour/Left party) shocked everyone by not only losing hundreds of seats, but by gaining thirty and forcing Theresa May into this coalition to get her above 326
>Left are currently melting that the anti-LGBTQIEUWIBGTUIR and bible lovers will now be part of the government thanks to Jeremy Corbyn doing too well
>Also the Scottish independence party in Scotland got BTFO
>Farage's sucessor in UKIP had to step down because UKIP got BTFO

So it was quite a crazy election tbqh

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May has fucked it up, no doubt about it. This should have been a huge majority but the Tories run a shit campaign and shit manifesto. Dementia tax and fox hunting - what the fuck was she thinking?

The long term point of the election remains though, previously Brexit negotiations would end just 1 year before the next election. This will probably be a chaotic time in parliament and letting things settle across the country.

May is still PM and when Brexit is done she'll be gone. The Tories will have 3 years to regroup and focus on the future providing breathing space after Brexit.

The tories are under no pressure now to end Brexit negotiations with an election in mind.

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WHO IS THIS MAN NEXT TO THE FOUNDER OF THE DUP PARTY?!?!???!!

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hahahahahahahahahahahaha

why dont you understand

kek

>>129210903
https://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
Interviews over but they'll probably have it on YouTube or the air it again later

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mishal desu

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Wtf a DUP squad just came to the door and demanded my laptop on suspicion of downloaded gay porn.

>>129210912
>Everyones acting like labour has won

Well the Tories have lost Laura. And the DUP will be full retards once something domestic happens that they don't like which could be anything small.

We will have another election this year.

>this fucking jew on lbc

how hysterical is the DUP vilification gonna get?

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hahahhahahahahahahahhaha

wonder where the Tory 400 seat majority went?

Reminder this is why you don't give women any power
>Inherit a majority
>Lose it in under a year

JUST

>>129211126
>May is still PM and when Brexit is done she'll be gone.

She'll be lucky to make it till August.

>>129211126

As soon as Brexit is done she's fucked they'll take her out immediately, the Tories are ruthless with leaders.

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>>129210916
>>129211053

>>129211126

Whereas Labour will be stuck with muhmentum and unite. A far left party.

>>129210915
Good, I want them dead as much as I want Labour and the Literal Demonrats dead.

>>129211176
Thought that was more of a dig at Corbyn.

>>129210416
Is there a good link to comprehensive election results?

>tfw my constituency flipped from Tory to Commie

>>129211172
Well, stop being a faggot and they shall leave you alone.

>>129210632
You real law America doesn't have many friend currently. Even fucking Europe prefers China over you.

Trump has completely fucked your alliance's. It'a the beginning of the end of American hegemony.

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>Prime Minister Theresa May has told the BBC she is "very sorry" for Conservative MPs who lost their seats in yesterday's election.

>She said she "obviously wanted a different result" an would reflect on "what has happened"

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DUP mainland. Why is that not a party yet?

>>129211159
Who is THIS semen demon

>>129210761
paul johnson is an islamophobe.

>>129210909

Nah, they want a soft Brexit so they can have free movement for their Irish butt buddies

>>129211080
they are liberal retards who love dinosaurs and taigs

GERRY ADAMS DUSTING OFF THE AR18

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>>129211172
kek.
it's a new era, lad

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>>129210416
>Robertson out
>Salmond out
>Clegg out
>Conservatives still in power while in a coalition with a right-wing, Eurosceptic party
Maybe this election wasn't so bad after all.

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where all them false predictions from 4chan shills and assholes ??

hows dem torys do n goy ?

>>129211053
>The left lost BIG time.
I don't know about that, we were supposed to be getting a majoirity to make Blair look like Brown's and Thatcher's to look like Major's

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>>129211064
No chance.

The only tickets running on no/soft Brexit lost seats and share combined.

Labour and the Tories are Brexit and campaigned to end freedom of movement.

>>129211118
So all in all, this election was a success? I'm proud of you guys.

>>129211197
>how hysterical is the DUP vilification gonna get?
The highest levels of liberal bigotry imaginable, get ready for the greatest episode of tolerance hypocrisy you've ever witnessed. I predict endless independent and guardian articles.

>>129211309
>Wanting American (((hegemony))) in the first place
Yeah, nah. I'll pass.

>how can a female prime minister be against abortion and gay marriage

Ermmmmmmm what does that have to do with being female?

Fucking Kay Burley a moron.

>>129211204
>get the "extreme" right in charge
this is good

>>129210466
Fpbp

>>129211290
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election/2017/results

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Is there any possibility DUP will stand candidates on the mainland now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZF2DNcezHs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZF2DNcezHs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZF2DNcezHs

>JERRY ADAMS REPORTED TO BE BEING FLANKED BY ARMED PROVISIONAL IRA MEMBERS AS HE MAKES HIS SPEECH

It's all kicking off lads.

>>129211309
>Choosing China over the USA
Man I know Europeans are naive, but holy shit.

>>129211145
UK / US DOMINANCE WHEN

BASTE DICKY SPENCER WEIGHS IN ON DISASTER ELECTION
ALL brit/pol/ POSITIVE MEMES BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKeyhGArcEc

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>>129210662
I'm pretty happy SNP got butt fucked, Tories are less powerful and Ukip are very much dead. Corbyn felt a tit, was a great night.

>>129211401

It was bad, if you back anything close to /pol/ tier politics.

>>129211433
Of course, I don't deny that. Still, this is further proof that women should never EVER be involved in government, or voting.

>>129211411
Depends if you're a glass half full or glass half empty kind of guy.

I go with the former.

>>129210662
I'm happy that the Conservatives and Labour are both left without any clear power or authority. I spoiled my ballot because I couldn't support Theresa May's snooping or Jeremy Corbyn's gulags.
As for the DUP, I don't know much about them but apparently the're pro-union and quite conservative in their values. Having a real right wing party instead of Blue Labour is fine with me, even if they believe some dumb stuff.

>>129210889
>change vote to representative
>endless coalitions of bullshit while the EU rape us
Has it not been clear enough to you that the UK does not want to be more continental?

>>129211294
Mine was always right wing but oh boy, I was not expecting how massive a majority my MP got.

If it wasn't for the fact he's a self-serving cunt, I'd be proud.

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>>129211247
u wot m8

give is another prediction pulled out your ass kek

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>All my lesbian friends on Facebook screaming about MUH OPRESSION and how it's SCARY TIMES to be living in the UK and how it's LIKE TRUMP all over again.
Funny as fuck. Why do they instantly think they're going to get sent to concentration camps overnight because of the results of an election?

I mean, they should do but still.

>>129211418
>endless independent and guardian articles in the independent and guardian
What an astute observation, you fucking mouthbreather.

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>>129210416
>libs vote labour to hurt tory
>weakened tory teams up with DUP
>libs BTFO

>Tories + DUP

So the internet is totally fucked now right?

>>129211172
jej

>Gay marriage is banned in Northern Ireland
What the fuck how is this real and how come I never knew this? Is it true?

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>>129211340
mishal husain, a classy lady

haven't you seen her presenting bbc news, anon?

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>>129210416
Shhhhhhheeeeeiiiiit

>>129211175
>Laura
pretty sure she's still going, not sure if she actually sleep

and yeah i guess passing anything is going to be stupidly hard. It's interesting to think if there is another election soon if the young voter turnout will increase (e.g.'oh wow voting actually can make a different i guess i will do that to!') or decrease ('eh i voted for corbyn but he never actually won or anythiing really cba to do this again')

>>129211410
>implying people voted for Labour

CORB IN

>>129211603

Spread a rumour that all children being raised by gay parents are going to be taken away, that should get them riled up.

>>129211518
And what the would be good then by those standards, a BNP-UKIP coalition? Fuck off with such absurd expectations.

>Tory-DUP coalition
>everybody wonders who the Deputy PM is going to be
>"THE BLOOD OF TAIGS AND PAPISTS WILL RUN THE STREETS OF ULSTER"
>resurrected Ian Paisley runs out with a bound up Tony Blair and smashes his head in

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pussy english men trying to equate a corrupt pedophilic unaccountable scumbag state socalled conservative party with a trump american grassroots movement.


fucking laughable

>>129211650
I don't want Talmudvision, Anon.

>>129211213
The tories are ruthless, but unless they want another election and confident of winning it, strategically leaving May in until Brexit is over will better for them.

They can then push through with Brexit and earn trust and respect of leavers, and then cut ties with the "Brexit PM" and rebuild remain support.

>>129211150
>watching bbc
>any time, any day

>not at least sky

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>>129211631
Yes, abortions are banned too

>>129211401

Calling an early election then losing seats, let alone your majority, is a JUST tier move.

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>post your face when the night began with the Corbyn hard left cuckolds hoping to form a majority 'progressive alliance' with the SNP, Lib Dems and the Greens - ends with the Tories forming a hung parliament majority with the NI hard right unionist DUP
>mfw

>>129211617
Of course, but based mummy praise kek etc.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0WnZyxp_Wo

cork that fork.

>>129211566

Enjoy your wasted vote then I guess.

>>129210742
Having the ghost of Ian Paisley appear before you and hand you a new manifesto would shake anyone up.

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Wew, what a crazy election this turned out to be. To make one thing clear, though, Brexit is not only still going through but might actually be harder than before because of this, right? Since a real conservative party will have the cuckservatives by the balls

>>129211126
They better get their act together soon or else Uncle Jez wins due to incumbent fatigue and sends everyone to the fucking gulag.

Who /startingteachertraining/ here?

I am heading into the worst job in the UK aren't I.

This bloke on LBC was probably the single greatest caller I've ever heard on there.

>>129211352
They don't want a soft brexit. They just don't want a hard border between NI and the ROI

>>129211743
>when you're desperate to keep the momentum going but really dying inside

hahahahahha

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>>129211756
oy vey how antisemitic

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>Herr Varadkar we need you to break this coalition May is setting up with the DUP
>Tell them there can be no deal can be made if Union Jacks are placed on the Irish border

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What are the chances of Jacob Rees-Mogg becoming PM after May resigns?

>>129211781

All those fun things /pol/ supports, in the name of freedom of course.

>>129211603
It's called misery wanking. They see no silver lining so they just have to cry about doom and gloom.

They're also not British since they lack the quintessential stiff upper lip.

Fuck them, be Millwall.

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dis your boy ??

kek

>>129210621
Corbyn couldn't offer even half the giveaways next time. He might have to actually provide them. He benefited this time from, Tory contempt and arrogance, next time he won't.

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why is this purveyor of polish rent boys still in parliament?

>>129211802
it was worth the wait. Still buzzing, gonna power through to QT then crash.

>>129211631
Also handguns are legal too

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>>129211145
>>>/pol/ptg/

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>be student
>be cucked
>never vote
>this time vote for the marxist socialist who promises eternal gibmedats
>the result of your voting brings in a nationalist, anti-lgbt, euroskeptic, unionist party as the decision maker

ABSOLUTE

FUCKING

POTTERY

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>>129211802
>if this was a hung parliament for 2015 and UKIP gained a few seats then we could have had Deputy PM Farage

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The U.K is en route to being 70% Muslim by 2030.
What will you cucks do to try and stop the Muslims from fucking your women?

>>129211906
Zero.

>>129211906
Not a chance as hes a tory MP, but unlikely as he's not in the cabinet

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>>129211906
nil

>>129211868
Can't recall a time where this man wasn't talking.

is /pol/ Boris or Corbyn territory

>>129211962
Now you're just jesting, no way.

>>129210662
I'm happy that nobody has a majority. I'm happy that the DUP will stop some of their more idiotic schemes (e.g. DUP vetoed gay marriage and abortion in NI). I'm very happy with this result.

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BROS

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>>129211908
We need morality.

>>129211831
>believing polls
did our election teach him nothing?

>>129211704
Faggots have zero business raising kids.

https://askthebigot.com/2015/07/23/the-story-of-moira-greyland-guest-post/

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>>129211978

They went to sleep expecting no more fees and their debt getting written off.

They woke up to the ghost of Ian Paisley.

>>129211906

0

Couldn't possibly have a genuine Conservative as leader.

>>129211936
because he wears a red tie in an area where red ties are preferred

>>129211053
Hardly. Corbyn should have done as bad as Michael Foot, (because he's that far left, maybe even more), but instead did slightly better than Gordon Brown. That's saying a whole fucking lot.

The broken Tories are now dependent on an anti-gay, anti-women's rights party linked to Northern Irish extremists. Just sickening.

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>>129211883
hahaha we are winning

we are kicking your fucking asses

how dumb are you ?

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>>129212027
Get out

>>129211908
you gdansk uni students deserve to be gassed

i laugh so much as i watch you get rekt by based pis

>>129211994
I dunno, why don't we adopt your policy on prevent spics and nigs from fucking yours?

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>>129211172
>suspicion

>>129211617
>tories getting any policies through

>>129211978
goddamn it gets funnier the more i read it

>>129211401

Tasmina Ahmed Sheikh is out as well lad

>>129211919
If the Tory/DUP coalition falls apart or screws up Brexit within a short period of time, then the Tories are going to rightly look like a complete liability and incapable of running the country. Labour will win by default.

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why is his hair on one side up?

Test

>>129212024
DUP territory, there is a couple of momentum shills still left over reeeeeing from the results.

>>129211978

What is this meme? It was as much the 'fault' of the Scots electing the tories, or any other voter doing what they did.

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'Serious, Long-term Condition'

Give me the quick rundown lads, I've been wageslaving all day to support my wife's black son. Is Mummy May still le fucking BASED?

>>129212102
Sodomy and in-womb infanticide are not rights, you stupid fucking prick.

>>129212167
JUST

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>>129211631
>>129211781
>>129211962
Lads why don't we all move to Northern Ireland

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>>129212027
>'jeet
the memes write themselves

>>129211784
I guess, but people seriously discussed May losing when there's really no need for that, meaning while it was obviously a blunder for her to call the election, (or at least do so while then running such a poor campaign), she didn't do nearly that bad.

>>129212025
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firearms_policy_in_the_United_Kingdom#Northern_Ireland

Not too keen on the Tories back in but now they are pairing with the DUP it's gonna produce some good fun times.

Also hopefully Sturgeon will STFU about a second referendum now

>>129211401
Leave Clegg alone

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>>129212103
>if you lose you win

>>129212027
>both Labour
WTF
I thought sikhs were bro tier

>>129210632
You can always count on Americans to be completely 100% clueless on things beyond their own borders

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I knew this would happen you should have listened

>>129212196
Firebomb Hackney.

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I'm too down to even think. What does any of this even matter

>>129210915

They have 4 years of Brexit process to prove themselves. Corbyn has 4 years to collapse and unravel Labour, even more than he already has, and he refuses to let go.

I can't wait for some DUP guy to blow him out of the fucking water due to his IRA sympathies.

>>129212196
If it was brain damage then we wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

>>129212082
It was reflection on the poor campaigning of the tories and that no one wanted to vote lib dem.

Wait, I thought DUP said they didn't agree to a coalition yet, why is everyone acting like it's a foregone conclusion?

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New UK theme

Say it with me lads

>RED
>RIGHT
>HAND


https://youtu.be/RrxePKps87k

>>129212235
Why don't you turn England into NI. That's what the Cathos and salam/shalom sandniggers would do

>>129212290
jesus this reads like the libs before our election
DON'T TRUST THE BETTERS, DON'T TRUST THE POLLS YOU DOPES

will anything go down at the 5pm protest or will just be boring momentum schreeching

>>129211919
Corbyn would probably give them, he is legit insane

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unmummy no maternal instinct May only has her preserved power as head of a corrupt pedophilic unaccountable scumbag state. thats all shes got in this world thats all she cares about. she dosnt give a fuck about you or your kids

a vile ugly creature that oozes insecurity and contempt.

mammy MAY wheres your baby ?????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX06inW2hK4

>>129211631
>>129211781
We've been doing alot of thing in Northern Ireland and no one really noticed we were doing it. We also have guns and concealed carry licenses.

>>129211631
It's NI but it's still Ireland. Religion rules all. Every single one of their MPs is a creationist.

Would move to NI for a peaceful but it will probably be at war again in a year

Genuine DUP voter here.

The Rev. Paisley would be proud of us

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>>129211978
>>the result of your voting brings in a nationalist, anti-lgbt, euroskeptic, unionist party as the decision maker
fucking pottery

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>>129212174
>reported for ban evading

>>129212235
>>129212259
Okay I'm in, how's the economy and jobs?

>>129212363
What's the star of (((david))) for? Is it saying
>HALT! No Jews allowed
or what?

>>129212247
her nose is fucking weird

>>129210761
THEY ARE ANTI BREXIT

fucking hell they just change any point to suit themselves

>>129210761
>anti abortion
>anti lgbt
>very traditional

All these leftists are suddenly very anti Islam

>>129212265
Meh, I guess it's easy to hate him excessively, but it's still exciting to see him go.

>>129212409

Most brits don't really know much about Irish politics at all. They're all just 'those other ones' when it comes to election time.

>>129211566
>This shit meme
KYS. FPTP helps LAYBA more than the conservatives

>>129211906
>has 5 kids and they all look like him.
>>129211915
Won his seat

>>129211064
Or inevitable. Tory and dup starts negotiation, falls apart after 6, 9, 12 months. Calls election. No time to arrange an extension no government to agree one. UK out EU.

>>129212379
That would be ideal, but zero chance of it happening we are too far gone

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>When the troubles restart in your lifetime

>>129212471
they are very devout christians
and since christinity has jewish origins and a lot of jewish things in it connect the dots

>>129210889
You realise DUP wants a soft brexit right? The hard brexit dream is practically over. The conservative fucked it themselves.

>>129212384
I was right you yanker.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4

WTF DEFEND THIS

>>129211835
Hard Brexit Tory backbenchers now hold the government by the balls. If there was "le 80 seat majority" then May could do whatever the fuck she wanted (i.e. do a Cameron and dress up failure as success). Wafer thin majority means it's far harder to do stuff that upsets the few remaining proper conservatives in government.

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>>129210667
Leftists are so Islamophobic

how accurate is leader of brit/pol/ richard spencer's anal yis on the out cum
>>129211512

>>129210667
>conveniently ignorning the fact they want to make it legal to discriminate gays
>conveniently ignorning the fact they want to make abortion illegal
>conveniently ignorning the fact that many of their leading members are Kent Hovind tier creationists

>>129212072
eddie fuck off

>>129212563
The UK can cancel Article 50, and that's what will happen if it comes to it.

>>129212026
>stopping gay marriage
>idiotic

found the idiot

>>129212235
Very fucking tempted.

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>>129210662
I'm quite alright with it.

Would've been nice for May-day to actually put some fucking effort and win properly, but I'm happy Cleggy, Salmond and many other MPs have fucked off. Scot Indyref2 is now off the table, and it's proven that Cobryn lacks the numbers to EVER be PM.

DAN JARVIS WHEN
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>>129210627
>>129210761
>>129210895
>>129211126
>>129211146

May has never looked better imo.

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>>129212471
It's the Jewish equivalent of "Sharia Controlled Zone" posters.

No goyim allowed.

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>>129211616
>Your English Knowledge

I suspect may will have to resign sometime during the next few months, she just doesn't have any credibility anymore and probably isnt liked by her peers now.

I think boris, davis or rudd would be a good replacement.

May lost a majority to a literal MArxist.

She's lucky she wasn't standing against someone like Neil Kinnock. She would've got her backdoors smashed in.

>>129211088
They not they're literally the opposite. They wanted to stay in Europe and wanted a soft be brexit.

>>129212597
Yea, I figured. But no Christian in their right mind would EVER support Israel or the Christ-killing kikes. But I get it, most Protestant are the ultimate shabbos goy cucks for Israel.

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Leadership challenge when?

>>129212543

Not other than that brief moment of UKIP last election. Otherwise the left wing vote gets split between Labour and LD. If they were one party this election, it would be a Labour government.

>>129212580
nonsense. You all act as though your ancestors were handed glory days - mate, they fucking made them happen hour by hour.

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the british scum.

the end of the u.k :)

>>129212263
Stugeon's never going to stop.

>more MPs than all other parties put together
>more votes than any other party
>we won tonight

Every high profile MP they had was booted last night. All they have left is that lesbian chippy girl from Paisley.

>>129212533
Would love to know where you're getting your information from.

http://brexitcentral.com/dup-manifesto-said-brexit/

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>>129211978

I know lad. I know.

CLIMATE CHANGE DENIERS

top kek

DUP just made this all better

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>>129210416

WHAT'S IN HIS POCKETS?

>>129212533

DUP are Pro-Brexit you goon

It's not hard to find out

How Sinn Fein reacted with the DUP on command?

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>>129212667
are you an islamophobe?????

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>>129210416

Daily reminder

Lads LADS, i've hit gold, red pill gold

The salt is pouring from the libcucks about the DUP

EQUATE IT WITH ISLAM

they are against homo's, abortion, smoking and so is islam it is haram.

You can legitimately call them Islamophobic

hahahahahahahaha

we're back, /pol/ we are back, let the memes commence

MUH PEACE PROCESS

>>129212309

This election has strengthened labour and all the fags who voted no confidence are crawling and grovelling at Comrade Corbyn's feet.
Labour win the next election since it will have a higher % backing and a stronger political campaign. Tories have fucked it, calling a referendum out of arrogance and now calling a snap election out if arrogance and losing seats and becoming a coalition governing body. DUPs right wing views wont sit well with Britain, look what happened to UKIP this election.

LONG LIVE LABOUR AND GLORIOUS LEADER CORBYN

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>When you actually win, when you lose

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>>129212641

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>>129210662
I'm just enjoying the chaos.

>>129212774
Underrated post.

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>>129210416

>>129212667
So basically the UK's GOP.

>>129212747
summer

how May's going to be able to start brexit negotiations when they know she's going to be gone in 6 months is beyond me.

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The DUP, who will be forming a coalition government shortly, received around 292,000 votes in this election. This is less than the population of Bristol, and just slightly higher than the population of Newcastle.

Our voting system is fucking insane.

>>129212667
They only want to do these things in NI though.

DUP ARE PULLING THROUGH FOR US

JUST DEMANDED A HARD BREXIT

>The DUP’s “price” for propping up a new Tory government will include a promise that there will be no separate post-Brexit status for Northern Ireland, the party’s leader in Westminster has confirmed.

>Nigel Dodds, re-elected as MP for Belfast North, said that among the DUP’s conditions would be an insistence that there be no deal that would keep the region with one foot still in the EU.

>The DUP fears that separate status after Brexit – a key demand of Sinn Féin – would decouple Northern Ireland from the rest of the UK.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/jun/09/theresa-may-reaches-deal-with-dup-to-form-government-after-shock-election-result-northern-ireland

>>129211863
Me too anon

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http://www.belfastlive.co.uk/news/dup-distances-itself-sammy-wilson-10969678

>The DUP has distanced itself from remarks made by MLA Sammy Wilson off camera while being interviewed for BBC Spotlight.

>Mr Wilson was talking to a member of the public, who said, 'Get the ethnics out', to which the East Antrim MP appeared to reply, 'You are absolutely right you know'.

>>129212848
can someone make one of those memes with the two buttons about this pls?

>Hate DUP for homophobia
>Wants to import thousands of homophobic muslims

>>129212819
They're litterally not. They have a land border with a with eu country. How the fuck do think that'a going work out moron.

>>129211936
Is that true

>>129212913

UKIP simply were obsolete.

>>129212981
https://archive.is/fcNAA

How about the fact that she wants to take away our interwebs?

https://youtu.be/SIKFcCPneRg

>>129212738
The only soft part they want is the border situation with the Republic resolved so Sinn Fein won't chimp out.

>>129212603
> DUP
>Wanting soft Brexit

They want a soft border with Ireland

That's about it.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-35621107

>>129212981
BLACKPILLERS BTFO

>>129212780
snp have a minority government in holyrood. Next holyrood election will be interesting

DUP pulling the strings

top fucking kek

"strong and stable" my arse

>>129210466
Deluded leftie here. I've always said that UKIP should have had more seats. Even though I think they're shit, if it's what the country wants it's what the country should get.

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>>129211338
DUP best party

>>129212290
broken clocks

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>>129212997

>>129210662
It's a strange kind of bright side.

The worst of the tories curbed themselves, we get to keep our 4chins, and ethnic nationalists have a say in how we do some things now.

>>129212212

> Has the chance to fight Islam and gain mainstream support

> spergs out on MUH SODOMY MUH ABORTION

You deserve to lose

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>>129212981
haahahha

>>129213075

Let's be honest, they'll pull the strings as much as the Lib Dems pulled the strings. More likely is that Tories will use them and then discard them.

>>129212667
I suppose creationism is way more outlandish than "in the beginning there was nothing, which exploded"...

sarcasm incase you can't tell, the big bang theory is a load and simply persists because peer review science can't be debunked without literal laymans knowledge that their version is bollocks. (see cold fusion, real science proves its real, """science""" refuses to aknowledge.)

>>129213132
o i am laffin

>>129212252

You don't get it. When she called the election Labour weren't ANYWHERE close. Her actions during the campaign drove people away.

>>129212981
>The DUP fears that separate status after Brexit – a key demand of Sinn Féin – would decouple Northern Ireland from the rest of the UK.

That's going to have interesting consequences.

>>129212780
>lesbian chippy girl

She's middle-class as fuck but happened to work in a chip shop for a bit. her father's a well known local buisiness man

>>129213199
dunno

they weren;t in such a fucked position in 2010

>>129212667

Yeah, it won't be popular with most brits.

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>>129210416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhkRQUtD_Jo

>>129212981
They should make it conditional. They'll back Hard Brexit as long as gay marriage is ruled illegal.

A strong and stable grip on the rifle

>>129213253

That, and Corbyn turned out to be very competent.

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>>129212265
Nick didn't even want to win anyway whole thing is stupid for kids they can keep it Clegg

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such low quality little dickheads and trolls

too stupid to know its the end of the u.k

glorious

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i for one welcome the Conservative Unionist state & the ensuing liberal tears

>>129212997
KEK
This DUP thing might pan out better than expected

>>129212981
Keeping the border open with Ireland is hardly a hard Brexit.

>>129212667
What's wrong with that?

>>129213021

Oh i agree but its a turn from the last election for them. Barely beating the green partt this time, they might as well coalate with lord buckethead and the monster raving looney party

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>>129213015

hahahaha

YES YES someone make it YAS

>>129213343
Aye but its the lefts fault this happened for voting in labour and being so anti brexit, if they got onboard with the democratic process and stopped behing whiney cunts the DUP wouldn't be a necessity