/bri.t/ POL: SHITPOL EDITION

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>>129205606

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(This is a wip)

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WHAT THE FUCK! I WENT TO BED AT 3AM AND THOUGHT MY STUDENT FEES WOULD BE CANCELLED FOR SEPTEMBER!

WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE !?!!!!!11!

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>Big swing to left wing party
>More right wing government as a result

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>>129205606
are liz

>>129205606
shit OP edition

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*inhales*
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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DINOSAURS

OYT

NOY

up the ra

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>>129205606
>/bri.t/
you had one job

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>>129205920
A shit thread is better than no thread at all.

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>>129205863

Fuck the taigs, fuck the scots, fuck the catalans

>>129205891
*record scratch* you're probably wondering how I got in this mess...

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Your commies are chimping out

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all non-karen posters OUT THIS THREAD NOW

>>129205606

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ᵂᶦˡˡʸ™ ᶦˢ ᵃ ᵗʳᵃᵈᵉᵐᵃʳᵏ ᵒᶠ ᴮʳᶦᵗ/ᵖᵒˡ/ ᵃˡˡ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗˢ ʳᵉˢᵉʳᵛᵉᵈ

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Leftists are spamming DUP's twitter with pictures of gays snogging

SAD

would be a shame if someone were to reply to them all with this tbqh

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I see the Labour shills have evaporated like a fart in the wind

Loving these DUP memes

>>129206141
Tory shills have gone too, who were worse

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>>129206105
OIOI DO YOU HAVE A PERMIT FOR THAT KAREN?

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>>129206141
Did people honestly think Jeremy fucking Corbyn would win?

lmao

We lost the meme war didn't we lads? No one even bothered this election.

>>129206141
too bad the torymongs haven't left

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>>129206224
*flees the scene*

>>129206104
>bloody tories and there poilce cuts
>throws another hissy fit that costs millions in poilce budget

>>129206258
Theresa May just wasn't memeable. We need BoJo or DD

If only the youth didn't turn up to vote Labour they wouldn't have to put up with a now DUP coalition.

HAHAHAHAHAHA double edged sword you fucking retards

>>129206289
>>129206223
I havent seen any mummy posters so thats i start i guess

>>129206258

I'm not memeing for the Tories for free. They can get to fuck.

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>Sizeable tory gains in scotland
how did that happen
they did not have this many scottish seats since fucking thatcher right

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>>129205606
Ill repeat again cause its important, the money behind Corbyn being weird in brexit and student based now isnt russia, its the ex Unite union leader.

Afew years back he tried a "vote against leaving the war or youre fired" ploy (as if he even has that power as just a funder) and got laughed out. Then momentum happened with new labour mps answering to some outside power not labour. The power behind momentum and corbyn is the ex union leaders.

Also of course corbyn is a student shill, he only got into being leader of Labour after he rigged it so anyone can vote in the Leadership vote for £50 to get the students in

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>>129206311
*blows whistle*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwpCXhuw95c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwpCXhuw95c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwpCXhuw95c

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corbyn #1

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>>129206141
>when you attempt to seize the means of production and you end up handing over the government to a buch of anti-homosexual taig-bashing protestant fundamentalists in norn iron

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"Lmfao
Anyway regarding why labour is happy despite us losing
Lmfao
Anyway regarding why labour is happy despite us losing
Think of it as an 8 year long war
Think of it as an 8 year long war
And we are slowly taking territory because of Tory fuck ups
Think of it as an 8 year long war
Lmfao
And now Tory allied with war criminals
Anyway regarding why labour is happy despite us losing
And we are slowly taking territory because of Tory fuck ups
Lmfao"

This is from my labor supporting friend on steam. Is he correct britbong?

>>129206450
scotland had its own election with its own logic

people were tactically voting against the snp because they didn't want another referendum

>>129206349
or Peter bone, or that MRA guy, or Liam Fox, or JRM

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>>129206104
>yay Corbyn! we stopped a Tory majority!
>what the fuck are the DUP?

are people really not aware of Northern Ireland?

Guys a Jewish girl jerked me off at a house party last night

What's the protocol here, do I have to cut it off

>>129206531
yfw ULSTER SAYS NO to the leftists

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Whatdo we dub this rag-tag gang lads?

>>129206531
why do they keep saying this if there's no data showing turnout yet?

>>129206482
*LARPs*

>>129206450
noone wants another referendum outside of the nutters and Ruth is actually popular

https://twitter.com/GuidoFawkes/status/873192209797046272


Happening

>>129206535
No tories lost due to a failed campiagn, Corbyn literally is allied with war criminals.

Once May goes it'll be back to normal for tories.

https://twitter.com/GuidoFawkes/status/873192209797046272

HERE WE GO BOYS

>>129206670
Gas the taigs
Religion war now

>>129206670
Condue?

https://twitter.com/johnprescott/status/872957575788101632

>>129206450
>they did not have this many scottish seats since fucking thatcher right

1983

>>129206611
all of it

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>>129205606

Lads LADS, i've hit gold, red pill gold

The salt is pouring from the libcucks about the DUP

EQUATE IT WITH ISLAM

they are against homo's, abortion, smoking and so is islam it is haram.

You can legitimately call them Islamophobic

hahahahahahahaha

we're back, /pol/ we are back, let the memes commence

>>129206635

YES

YES

PLEASE FUCKING TELL ME THAT TASMINA SHEIKH CUNT GOT REKT

>>129206584
>>129206723

Right, that makes sense. Thanks.
I would have guessed there wouldn't be seat where tories have better chance than labour but I guess if left wing vote was split, voting tories to keep SNP does make sense.

>>129206479
source on that pic?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEsFtiruIok

This is how I imagine every single meeting going between May and the DUP.

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>>129206670
"Would be deus vult, but we have purged the papists" crowd

>>129206258
Yet still we were blessed with the DUP, who will make normies screech.

https://twitter.com/bbclaurak/status/873191259472637953

>>129206670
whos the lady in red?

Sometimes i prefer shit OP editions to preachy Trip Cunt editions.

Let us make up our own minds on thing's, it's much more British

>>129206750
>im not an ira terrorist guys :DDDD

>sinn feinn coalition

this would likely be another election and would almost certainly see corbyn BTFO

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Catholics, Shalom and Salam Sandniggers, and indeed all non-British will always work against that which benefits the British nations.
You trust them you're already too far gone.

>>129206750
They wouldn't abandon one of their primary principles for a brit

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who /buckethead/ here

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>>129206105
No

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>>129206852
Just keep twisting the knife by showing snippets of them saying stuff against muslims, against women, against abortion, against homos, against dinosaurs, and how they're going to make the parlaiment start off with protestant prayers before every meeting

>>129206863
She did. She's out.

>>129206870
Karen is from Kirino Mosiac

>>129206772
>https://twitter.com/GuidoFawkes/status/873192209797046272
>HERE WE GO BOYS


Motherfucking traitors.
Supporting their bestest buddy traitor Corbyn.

Jesus, how much lower can the UK get ?

>>129206852
This, we have won from the verge of defeat

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>the irish have nearly taken over our government
>they're about to do the same to the UK

these people have to be stopped

>>129205606
I went to bed after the announcment of a hung parliament. Anything happen since?

>>129206863
She did, the other 4 pakis are still in though.

>>129207014
Where to cop crepes

>>129207112
No.

>>129206967
>whos the lady in red?

I don't know but i'd dance with her, cheek to cheek, if you know what I mean
cheek to cheek

>>129207062

Doesn't matter they'll refuse to take the oath and the Lib-Dems already said no coalition.

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>>129206105

karen

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>>129206105

>>129207014

Awfully strange that May would wear Labours colours on election night

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>>129207112

>>129207014
Jesus, being photographed like that must be so embarrassing. Imagine having to share a shot with a loser like Theresa May

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>>129206967
Emma Little-Pengelly

NEW MUMMY

LADS

NEW MUMMY

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emma_Pengelly

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Defend this Brit/pol/

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>>129206772
>Sinn Fein crypto-communists takes their seats for the first time ever after a century of protest just to fuck with Ulster

Will this even happen? It'd completely 100% invalidate them in the eyes of their entire constituency

What if Sinn Fein take seats but only to explicitly vote against the DUP?

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>>129207112
THE ETERNAL POTATO

>>129205967
peeing myself

>>129206772
>>129207062
is there a stream of this conference?

>>129206349
Agreed. But still, seeing leftie happyness is a bit irritating

>>129205833

It's pronounced "bouqet-head"

>>129207273
>May will always have to see Lord Buckethead and Elmo when she remembers tonight

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>>129207169

CHEEK TO CHEEK

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Pedo-enablers btfo, day of the rope when?

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Wake up

SNP lost tons of seats
DUP is in power with the conservative party
May cannot do her internet stuff now

Best timeline

>>129207307

>shitting themselves

Whenever this phrase is used you can guarantee the exact opposite is going on.

>>129206444
Checked.

But I live in Canterbury and we lost to labour for the first time since WORLD WAR 1

>>129207310
>>129207349
We prepare for an epic shitstorm.

>>129207014
I hope he campaigns again.

His youtube videos are funny.

>>129205606
>>129205793

>>129207200
>and the Lib-Dems already said no coalition.

It wouldn't be enough for all the liberal faggots to form a majority, but it'd still be enough to cuck CON+DUP from forming a majority.

>>129207307
Good reason to smash their heads in

>>129205606
Wtf is this OP? Can't you copy and paste?


So who's gonna lead UKIP now?
Jacob Rees Evans
Nigel Farage
Based paki who's name I forget
Black Jewish guy who name I forget

>>129207349

Doesn't matter, DUP+CON = Majority

You haven't done this

>>129207427
me on the left

>>129207305
Her dad was arrested for arms trafficking

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THE DUP MP FOR SOUTH BELFAST

>>129207310

Nah, Sinn Fein's ruled that out.

The real fuck you is when a big vote happens and Sinn Fein call another vote in NI, causing the DUP to be unable to vote in westminster and the tories losing their majority.

>>129207366
Nice, 'ad a giggle

>>129207482
UKIP honestly should just fold. It's a dead party that has no chance of ever winning a seat again.

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>>129206852
sweet jesus this might work

So a soon to be abandoned island that you gave up, I have to ask - do you feel smug in your faux superiority? Don't come at me true Britons, I'm just looking for your invader's responses.

>>129207480
>how do i math - the post

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>Going to have to deal with "MUH GAY RIGHTS" and "MUH FEEL FEELS" for the next five years because of lefties getting all in a twist about the NUP

I fucking hate British politics.

>>129207482
Jacob rees evens or Nigel Farage

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>>129207366

Keeping Up Appearances, faggot.

>>129207450
I get the feeling that it was sarcasm.

>>129207112
norn iron isn't irish, you idiot. They descend from protestant settlers who came over hundreds of years ago.

It's the difference in America between the Irish in places like Boston and Philly compared to the Scots-Irish who make up the majority of the former confederate states and appalachia

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Also marching season will be fun

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>>129207366

>>129207574
>negro hair

>>129207591
When do you plan to go back to 8ch?

>>129206104
>Millennial teenage girls and young women
>Riots

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>>129207673
>five years
Unlikely

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JUST

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Why hasn't Kensington been counted yet, will it go Tory?

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>>129205967
Sinn Fein is a legitimate political party, your tone is antagonistic and you're making me very angry

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>>129206863
would still.

Well, reddit's getting triggered over the DUP.

>>129207741
THE STATE

out of all possible outcomes, this is the most hilarious.

>>129206852
i was so worried

i thought libcucks would be gloating on here about mummy's loss for weeks

thank you ireland & scotland

>>129207755
Really fucking close. They're having a third recount this evening

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>>129207741
>yfw he's talking about Her Majesty

>>129207480

Retard

>>129207817
It literally didn't occur to them that weakening the Tories might have any negative consequences

They're just that fucking stupid

>>129207673

I know.

They even gave them gay rights, but leftists don't give a shit because they're fuelled by the need to constantly signal

>>129207574
>South Belfast
Did Alasdair McDonnell retire or did he get beat?

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>>129206105
desu

>>129207741

If it wasn't for Brexit she would be gone, she's a caretaker now.

>>129207902
got beat

>>129207741
The Tories are useless cucks. They deserved the beating

LADS any bets on when the next election is gonna be called? Itd be pretty embarrassing if Theresa couldn't get a majority to bypass the fixed terms act. Also shed better fuck off and get replaced by BJ or Dan Hannan or something

>>129207610
>Relying on Tories who didn't want brexit.
>Not wanting to replace Labour as the opposition

>>129207902
She won his seat

How many seats does CON + DUP Equal then?

Has there been a Press Conference? Has the Queen given permission?

>>129207305
>you return home to your ulster farm
>"And where did you get to in London?"
>she's sitting in the dark with a mask on, cradling a rifle, your family dead
>at this moment you drop your national history museum card
>things go from bad to worse

>>129207673
>Five years
More like till October

>>129207200
plus sinn fein wouldn't be enough for labour anyways

>>129207973

328 I think.

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Can mummy find a redemption arc here if we get a Labour/Sinn Fein vs Tory/DUP civil war? What if she just goes full gas the pakis mode?

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>>129207041
>>129207083

hahahahahaha

this is it /pol/ this is powerful memetics i just had a fucking libcuk apologising to me, i said i was a muslim and it was haram and i got a stream of apologetics hahahahah we have them by the tiny testicles they pretend to have

oh fucking hell guys i thought we where fucked but this unleashes a hole new level

>>129207612

IT DOES WORK ANON PIC FUCKING RELATED

a-am i a meme lord noa /pol/

>>129205998
Fuck off out of here you mick bastard!!

Don't mind me lads I'm just making sure none of them taig homosexuals is bothering our God fearing Karens with their papist pro-dinosaur shite.
Ok see you all down the lodge and at drum practice alright?

>>129207741
This is all Michael Goves fault

>>129207962
If she called an election tomorrow it would pass the FTA, Labour doesn't want years of dong parliament anymore than the Tories do

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>SNP would have lost 2 more seats if 23 people had voted differently

>>129207973
328 or 329

I support LGBT.

Liberty GB Totalitarianism!

>>129206141
They thought they defeated another monster when a worse evil lurked in the shadows.

And they're still getting a fucking student loan LMAO

I'm sure there's a Harry Potter analogy in here somewhere.

>>129208017

Hence what a majority is, hence what your American cousin can't understand.

>>129207973
329.
That's 2 more than necessary. But because SF aren't sitting it's 7 more.

>>129207973
depends on the Kensington result.
It's the one seat not in yet.

>>129207973
328 (actually 327 because of the Speaker)

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>>129206104
I called it

Nothing but rioting and terror attacks as DUP cuck lefties for the next 4 years

THE HAPPENINGS ARE ALMOST UPON US

>>129208057
This. Fucking autist killed Boris. Say what you will about Boris, but at least he has personality and charisma. May is a damp rag.

Can someone please tell me what the fuck is going on? I went to sleep think the communists won. What's happening?

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>>129208043
She wont

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK DID I MISS I JUST GOT ON

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>>129206531

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>>129207612
>>129208049

shit

>>129207973
Both Tories and DUP have issued statements of working together without being a formal coalition

May has been to see the Queen, who has asked her to remain Prime Minister and form a new minority government with the support of the DUP.

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>>129207226

lads why can't May just fuck off? nobody wants her, we need a better leader of the tories

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>>129207741
>we can't do anything

Why not? Why can't they make Mummy May step down and have a new head of the tories?
After all, this entire thing is her fault and her fault alone. She alone caused their expected 20%+ margin in support to totally collapse

>>129208169
Conservatives will win

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a few things

How surprising was this labour surge?

Does Corbyn accurately represent other labour politicians and his voters? Do they tend to hold similar views on Israel?

What happened to UKIP? Did it serve its purpose and move on?

>>129208040
328 is actually quite based, they could get shit done.

Cheers lads, cleared that right up for me

>>129206105
>>129207927
>>129207226
>>129207250
>>129207028
is it worth watching or is it generic lesbian waifu trash?

>>129208169

Minor setback, leftists will gloat but ultimately very little has changed as of now.

>>129208260
basically nothing changed except the government got more right wing LMAO

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>>129205863
Have you ever seen them both in the same room? Food for thought...

Guys the minority govt isn't going to last because no laws could get passed. I'd give it a year tops. Another election is gonna be held and the Tories are gonna have to go for a new leader. Else commy corbyns gonna be PM in a year.

>>129207884
I remember people here talking about strategic voting to weaken the tories and usher in a new right wing. I thought it was just 64D chess delusions.

>>129208043
her only route is a legitimately good brexit deal followed by a smooth succession/GE victory.

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SEIG

HEIL

>>129208238
>How surprising was this labour surge?
To begin with it seemed impossible because Labour were so low in the polls. Then May spent the next 50 days fucking everything up, so by the end it was expected

>Does Corbyn accurately represent other labour politicians and his voters? Do they tend to hold similar views on Israel?
No, not even a little bit. But the public pick the leader, and they keep picking him because Labour supporters are retarded.

>What happened to UKIP? Did it serve its purpose and move on?
It had, now are Nige is saying he's coming back.

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Scotfag present, can we finally stop being bullied for being cucks on here, England, you owe us one.

>>129208311
It's a fucking anime, course it's shite. You best watch it while you can, before the DUP outlaw it for being pedo shit.

>>129208190
How do coalitons work? What's the difference between forming a coalition with DUP and just having a minority gov't with DUP support?

Will DUP be able to shoot the tories down whenever they try to cuck on conservative issues? That's really what it comes down to.

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>be me
>single for five years
>thought I was used to it
>wake up today
>for some reason feel all five years of crippling loneliness at once

Christ lads it hurts

Member when Conservatives were in favour of EVEL? English votes for English laws.

They always said a Labour government propped up by the SNP would be illegitimate in England.

Well England is now looking at a minority Tory gov dependent on some filthy bog dwelling backward mutants. Total bullshit, we don't even want Northern Ireland, just fuck them off into the Republic.

>>129208043

Look how nice and clean those brake calipers and disc are.

I wonder who clean/services/inspects that car, I bet it's given a thorough check over everytime it's back after a run

>>129208427
desu it was England that let the side down this time. I never want to see Scot hate again.

>>129208238
Literally bribed young morons with free university. Whilst May invaded their porn. He's supported by selfish, ignorant idiots. They don't know shit about his views.

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>>129208126
>ONE seat majority
so it could collapse at any moment?

>>129208181
We loyalists now

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>>129207952
>>129207971
It was a good election.

>>129208338

the mysteries of the multiverse and the grand spectrums are more unfathomable than we can ever imagine

>>129208427
Fuck off i wanted my debt paid off by grandad jezz

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>>129208311
Brit/pol/ just like it because Karen is Japan's romanticised view of Britain personified.

PAPISTS OUT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlbmIMbKZa4

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Anybody else surprised migrants haven't raided museums for paintings or artifacts? Or do they not do it because they don't understand how much they're really worth? Would explain why they killed that Rhino for its ivory at that Paris zoo but haven't tried anything bigger.

Could the Queen refuse a Corbyn led Labour Government Authority to form a Government.

Seeing what the Communists did to the Royal Family in Russia surely it would be Patriotic to refuse them

>>129208463

Not that I support the Conservatives but they hold a majority of the seats within England - this does not contradict anything.

>>129208427
fair enough

>>129208454
lifes shit m8

what is hitchens saying? haven't looked yet.

>>129208238
>How surprising was this labour surge?
Not surprising at all. Corbynovsky actually had good ground game and was going around drumming up support while Mummy May just sat in her office and did jack shit.

Overall, it wasn't really that Labour won so much as Tories lost. May massively fucked everything up and pissed off and pissed away the voters. And UKIP people voted Labour purely as an anti-establishment "fuck you" to Tories

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>>129208463
t. irate catholic

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>>129206852

pic related

>>129208534

No it's more as the speaker doesn't count and neither do SF

>>129208435
Coalition is shared power/shared responsibility/shared blame. The minority party gets ministerial posts, they create a shared manifesto, have shared whips, etc.

This is putting all the risk of the Tories, because at any time the DUP can legitimately say "no we don't support that" if the Tories do something they don't like, and cost them their majority.

One working with someone you hate for the sake of your own career. One is being made to do all the work whilst a raving Protestant nutter holds a gun to your head

>>129208435
With a formal coalition agreement the DUP would have ministers in government and be obliged to vote the same way as the Tories. With a less formal arrangement it's done on a vote by vote basis, and They would support the Tories as and when is needed

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>>129208311
It's a healing anime

>>129206258
Not like the retards did any better with Uncle Jez and their "absolute boy" shit.

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>>129208427
You've literally bought the conservative another 5years. Only God may save you now.

>>129208454
What the fuck is that pic? Was he autistic or something?

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A b s o l u t e
S T A T E

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THEY'RE LITERALLY HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN

HAHAHAHAHA

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>BREAKING: Robo-Paisley appointer Minister for Morality

>>129208625
UKIP people voted Labour because thats what they were doing before they started to vote UKIP. They were never going to vote for the "Tory" party because it isn't in their interests to do so at all outside of vague slogans i.e "Brexit means Brexit"

https://twitter.com/ashnagesh/status/873150128701538304

huh?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13147012

http://www.strawpoll.me/13147012

http://www.strawpoll.me/13147012

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>>129208743
>WE DON'T LIKE THIS OUTCOME
>GIVE US ANOTHER CHANCE REEEEEEEE
god I hate liberals, they don't fucking care about democracy

>>129206769
you have to be kidding right?

corbyn tried peace talks with the IRA. that doesnt make him allied with war criminals. he actively wants to stop war and selling arms to saudi etc

meanwhile, conservatives have a literal former IRA member in their ranks and are about to align with DUP.. and they arm terrorists

the hypocrisy metre is off the fucking charts

god fucking damn bro

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>>129206852
make it so

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We are literally in the UK's version of the Time of Troubles in Russia or a Repeat of 1801-12 again
>2015 Cameron promises EU referendum
>Tories win 2015 election
>Cameron resigns following successful vote leave in 2016
>Replaced by May
>April 2017 may calls a tactical general election to cermet power
>Loses support in 2017 election and has to rely on DUP to have a majority
(EXPECTED)
>May resigns in October 2017 with a vote of no confidence, Gove or Johnson replaces
>Gove/Johnson administration looses 2022 election. Corbyn becomes PM
>Due to Blairite influence looses support fro his core base. Angers the right and left, >government collapses 2023/24

>>129208775
Someone post screenshots?

I dont want to go over to that shithole.

>>129208534
It's slightly more, as due to SF not taking their seats you only need 322 for a majority

>>129208688
DUP should ask for the secretary of state for NI post. That would royally piss of SF

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>>129208775
What did you say

>>129208534
From the looks of it, DUP gets to hold Tories hostage. Can't do jack shit without getting DUP approval.

PRAYERS BEFORE EVERY MEETING
ABORTION BANNED
ISLAM BANNED
CATHOLICISM BANNED
SODOMY BANNED

>>129208427
Not sure it cancels out the Brexit treachery tbqh lad.

>>129208775
what did you say to get banned?

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>>129208463
Conservatives still hold a majority in england IIRC.

>>129208743
Is that twat still going? I remember him being a mewling quim while the it crowd was being filmed.

>>129208427
Thank you based Jock. highlight of the night was Salmond losing his seat

>>129208842
momentum shills are not welcome here, the election is over now, fuck off

>>129208238
Labour surge ended up not being surprising at all given what a disaster the Conservative's campaign ended up being. May called the election because she was confident she could increase her majority, and then proceeded to fuck everything up with retarded policies that nobody wanted.

>>129207610
Sad!

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>>129208842
That doesn't make him allied with war crimina-

>>129208923
One can dream, I would join the conservatives if the DUP take it over.

>>129208966
>mewling quim

*tips fedora*

>>129208842
Oh look, there's a Momentum shill still here.

DUP is going make the Handmaid's Tale real :^)

>>129208842
Adams IS a war criminal, he murdered an old woman but was never convicted.

He's also friends with Hammas OTHER war criminals.

What's Jahans up to?

>>129208923
Sounds pretty good. Pretty much the country back when it was great.

>>129208775

>not already being banned

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>>129207836
The two nations that voted remain save the UK from Left wing government

>>129207427
It's fucking glorious

>>129208435
Coalition would mean both parties get together and set a common agenda with policies from both parties that both parties will support regardless of whether they like it or not because in return the other party would support policies that they wouldn't naturally support

Toleration on the other hand is a very different deal. Without a coalition treaty the DUP basically holds all cards in its hands. Whenever the tories propose something cucked, DUP could kill it. Only downside for them is that the tories will probably not support any DUP policies so its only about keeping the government in check I guess

>>129208923
>SODOMY BANNED

Woah, I hate NI now.

>DUP has tories in their pocket
>Sinn Fein has Corby in their pocket
You're our proxy war now england.

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>>129208650
This is gold.

Saved

>>129209132
Are you sure?

What you like is probably buggery, not sodomy

>>129209092
I had like 10 accounts ready for this day

>>129208791
Exactly. That's what I mean. Tories thought that UKIP voters would go to them. They just took them for granted.

Who was Labour leader for the 2010 election

>>129208650

Thats good, i think it needs to be less nazi, have a side by side. less rough more soft

>>129208996
how can i shill if its post election anyway?
its just astounding how hypocritical the whole thing is

so much fucking cringe

>>129208880
>Implying Corbyn can ever become prime minister.
You underestimate the hatred for Labour.

>>129208914
>>129208942

"HAHAHAHA"

>>129209207
Jo Cox obviously

>>129209207
Gordon Brown

>>129209207
Gordon Broon

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Orange order saves UK

Which is the seat yet to be announced lads? Who'll win that one?

>>129209207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWAsI3U2EaE

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>>129209029
Are you from the r_Donald, Assad is based.

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>mfw I read the guardian comments today

>>129209207
Someone who doesn't know where all those Eastern Europeans are coming from.

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>Imagine being so dumb that your country is literally divided by slightly different sects of the same religion.

>>129209278
in what context? that's an awfully patheticthing (for you, not the mods) to be banned over lol

>>129209207
You bigoted woman

>>129209363
>implying anything else could
;)

>>129209368
Kensington. Poshest constituency in the country, going to Labour because all the posho's teenage kids are retarded

>>129209062
Fuck you, white boy.

>>129209408
now that DOES sound like islam

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They just don't get it hahaha

>>129209408
>slightly different

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>>129209207

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>>129205998
Tiocfaidh ár lá.
Fuck the queen.

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>>129208625
>mfw fucking up the elections was a devilish 5D schess move to just the right number of votes to return to a fundamentalist fox hunting anglican middle ages

>>129209396
If he's so Based why don't you move to Syria?

Assad is like May deciding to deal with Terrorist attacks she's gonna indiscriminately kill Terrorists and Civilians, with zero remorse

>>129206852
this recovery feels too good to be true. Poised on something to go wrong.

>>129205833
pic sums up British politics

>>129209420
You need to go back there

>>129209207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTr8IVWBuPE

>>129209520
>Miliband was 2015
It feels like so long ago

>>129208625

If May sat in her office and did jack shit, she'd be running a majority government by now.

She REPEATEDLY shot her party in the foot.

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BERNIE CAN STILL WIN

>>129209207
Golden boy

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>>129209522
Fuck the pope

>>129209616
Hear!

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In terms of seats:
Jeremy beat Red Ed (2015) and Brown (2010)

In terms of vote %:
Jeremy beat Red Ed (2015), Brown (2010), Blair (2005), Blair (2001). Also all others up until 1970.

In terms of vote number:
Jeremy beat every other Labour vote except for Blair 1997.

Is this, dare I say it - the death of Blairiteism?

>>129209573
>The "If you like it so much move there argument"
Syria is a war zone, but pre civil war relatively good for the middle east. I also don't speak Arabic and am British