Brit/pol/ - Shower Of Cunts Edition

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>>129200801
QUEEN!

What would happen if May announced Northern Ireland was returning to Home Rule

What if she announced it on the 12th of July?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVYk9_s0lxU

I WAS BOOORN

UNDER A UUUUUNIOOOON JAACK

https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Democratic_Unionist_Party&diff=784665310&oldid=784664958

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Hourly reminder that even with the DUP seats, Tories wouldn't be able to form a government if the Scots hadn't cucked the SNP by voting blue.

APOLOGISE

>>129201009
>home rule
like northern ireland becomes its own country? or part of ireland?

>>129201172
are you asking me to thank you for helping form a Tory majority

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'Yes'.

I don't know whether I should feel optimistic or not

Will this Govt last, and will the Tories get re-elected?

>>129201385
no
no

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last night was...

interesting

Around this time last year, Brit/pol/ was making a campaign to register as members of the Labour party and vote for Corbyn in the leadership election because he was deemed unelectable.

Now Theresa May's coalition with the DUP has a 2 seats majority, will collapse within month and another GE will be called. Corbyn will be PM.

Funny isn't it?

>>129201385
Should last, Tories will definitely not get elected again for a while

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>>129201094

Can someone give me a quick rundown on how the DUP and UUP are different?

>>129200801
Corbyn is /theirguy/ now. They'll prop him up as long as they can.

>>129201374
>That guy
Fuck him, there's a smug picture of him on the board in my workplace and I fucking hate him.

>>129200801

>DUP+CON is still only a majority of 2

There are 7 SF seats that won't be taken so the effective majority is higher

>>129201945
UUP - Tories
DUP - UKIP

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LINKS
GIVE ME LIVE STREAM AND RECENT UPLOAD LINKS

>DUP oppose a hard Brexit so they can keep the border open and keep trading with the taigs
>DUP
>loyal

Traitors

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Who is this bumblebee lookin guy?

>>129201945
UUP is center-right, DUP is hard right wing

>>129201945
UUP are more moderate

>>129201172
Scots are just real life trolls and shitposters

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>what's your plan to bring down migration now Anon?

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>>129202089
It just keeps getting better

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>DUP coalition
FUCKING GET IN LADS

>>129201945
This being said, fucking Enoch Powell was UUP after he resigned from the tories.

>>129202136
Diane Abbott's stand in.

>>129202122
They don't oppose a hard Brexit. They just want a "frictionless" border with Ireland

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HEY MUHAMMED, WE TERROSISTS NOW
New wave of fasicism in the UK?

>>129202122
>American journalists

>>129202136
Taking a stab in the dark, but he's probably from the monster raving loony party.

>>129202254
Why did Enoch join the UUP instead of the DUP?

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Imagine being one of those people, awkwardly clapping Shariah May after her fuckup.

>>129202399
He just wanted a seat

What's Norn Iron's deal with Brexit? I'm struggling to see theirs and the DUP's angle.

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>>129202316
DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFMH4T7ahqM

>>129202316
With May at the help, yes.
With May AND the DUP, especially yes.

Corbyn is still making moves though and nothing is truly set in stone till the Queen makes her own speech.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uEUA559lXE

Fuck May and fuck working class people

>>129202136
Monster Raving Looney Party I believe.
This is what real democracy looks like Amerifart, none of that two party system bullshit.

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>Based Laura and Neil not on coverage anymore

>>129202467
They want an open border with the Republic so they can throw some shit over the fence every so often

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrxePKps87k

>>129202510
Hey I don't like the two party system you don't have to rudepost at me!

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Will the odds of a terrorist attack decrease with DUP? Will immigration drop?

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POST LINKS
LINKS TO LATEST CLIPS UPLOADED TO YOUTUBE
POST THEM
POST THEM NOW

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I'm not being silly when i say that i really want to put my willy deep inside mummies bummy and send some cummy up into her tummy and watch it drip back out like honey no i'm not being funny

>>129202467
Mostly it's fuck the EU but they want a "frictionless" border with Ireland.
They've essentially said they won't vote against the Tories anyway so shouldn't matter, they pretty much just wanted to close the gap.


>>129202546
Listen to LBC

>>129202546
news channel la

What's the 12th of July going to be like this year?

>>129202449
MAY POSTERS FOREVER AND ETERNALLY BLOW THE FUCK OUT

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>>129201050
Invasion of vile fenian potato nigger land when?

>>129202467
soft border between them and the republic, which was in tories manifesto anyway.
DUP campaigned for leave.
N.Ireland voted remain.
May push for a soft brexit in order to not be hammered next election.
It is possible that they lied in their manifesto to not let Sinn Fein win some seats.

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>>129202316

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Could this be better for Brexit because a party that actually wanted to leave is in power now? We all know most of the Tories, including May, shilled for Remain.

>>129201209
no it means it would be ruled directly from westminster, which is very much on the cards if the NI goverment doesnt come to a power sharing agreement

>>129202621
>tfw we get ISIS and the IRA fucking us at the same time

>>129202767
No, it was probably one of the biggest political fuck ups of this century. While the Tories are still in power, they have no mandate.

>>129202642
https://youtu.be/QM5NhYiMKmg
https://youtu.be/0MtDx4EYgI8
https://youtu.be/deoLEAZNA7Q
https://youtu.be/aN_MT1hU7N8

>>129202449
what the fuck is that ISIS guy doing so close to her?

>>129202621
>Odds of terrorist attacks drop.
No, and chances are they will rise slightly.
>Will immigration drop.
No.

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>>129200801
>>129200801
>>129200801
>>129200801
What did he mean with this?

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>....and then they're going to change the PM mid brexit negotiations....HAHAHAHAHA

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>EU is united

>literally about to start suing 4 members because they refuse to have Germany's daft refugee policy forced up them
>have to stop having referendums because they so often go the way the EU doesn't want them to go
>"united"

>>129202767
It's the equivalent of doing SEAL training in your wedding suit an hour prior to the big day.

>>129202621
Potato niggers will probably start bombing us again.

>>129202918
How so?

>>129202975
"Get on with it."

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>>129202983
How long until Juncker gets fucking kneecapped?

>>129202767
It's the worst case scenario for Britain, fellow burger. The Tories are still in power, but they have no mandate, so not only is the party with zero vision and Teresa May still in charge, but they have their hands tied and feel they can't do anything. It's pure paralysis. And because May fucked up she may resign or be forced to resign, causing a leadership contest, which takes a while - but Brexit negotiations begin in two weeks.

All this election did was ensure chaos and fuck Britain over. This was the second dumbest political decision made by a Tory PM in recorded history.

>>129202767
No this is far fucking worse.
You see, Labour actually had a legal and diplomatic legend lined up for Brexit talks. Somebody that actually fucking knew their shit and would likely be able to get a manageable deal from the E.U. that works for as many as it possibly could.

Tories have Borris "literal autist in a suit" Johnson. A fucker that's debating tactic is to make noises and flail around like a chimp when things don't go his way.

>DUP+CON is still only a majority of 2

http://www.parliament.uk/about/how/elections-and-voting/by-elections/by-elections-2010/

http://www.parliament.uk/about/how/elections-and-voting/by-elections/by-elections/

By-elections can literally bring this government down. When you consider that incumbent governments typically do poorly in by-elections, it's not hard to imagine a scenario like:

>One by-election swings from Tory to Labour/SNP
>A high profile Conservative remainer with a thin majority and poor relations with the party (e.g. Soubry) defects to either Labour or the Lib Dems

Suddenly the majority is gone.

>>129202547
>>129202682
>>129202741
Alright, so just typical Micks being difficult. Welp. Regardless, I for one welcome our new Protestant overlords. It'll be good to see some actual hardline conservatives in Government for once.

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NOT ALL METEORITES

Serious question. Please answer as impartially as you can.

Is it fair to call May out over a DUP deal over 'links to terror' when tories spend a lot of this campaign focussing on Corbyn's affection for Irish Republicanism and the IRA?

Normies spinning it right now.

Redpill me on the DUP and the troubles.

back to comfy speed again

>>129203173
Why didn't UKIP have a serious campaign for PM? Brexit hasn't even properly happened yet, isn't their job not over?

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Post you face when you realised that:

>Tories called snap election in an act of cynical opportunism with one objective - crush Labour with a landslide
>Not only did they fail to achieve that, they lost an outright majority in an election they didn't even need to call.
>Corbyn's hold over his divided party has been hugely strengthened. Blairites absolutely silenced.

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I'm sure Boris will sort this clusterfuck out

>>129203255
DUP are the non-terrorists

>>129203331
>PIERS MORGAN:
stopped reading there 2bh

>>129203096
Those are all internal issues. They are strongly united when it comes to their negotiation stance.
Theresa May doesn't have a chance in hell of getting a proper Brexit through parliament now.
Britain WILL be forced to accept freedom of movement and budget contributions. Deal with it.

>>129203193
The majority is 9 if you subtract SF, u mong.

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Do you think there will end up being another general election?

>>129203173
Davis is handling Brexit negotiations, Labour have literally who blairites and genuine marxists.

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>>129202620
Sorry Amerilad, I'm just so used to abusing your "people" for the stupid shit that they constantly spew that it becomes a reflex to lash out at that flag. Recognizing a true Son of Columbia is hard these days. Have a Corbyn.

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I'm loving all the salt coming from butthurt Labour voters on Twitter, almost as salty as LoL/CSGO communities

>>129203163
The history books will tell tales of the biggest PM fuck ups in British history and it'll be Lord North, Anthony Eden, David Cameron and Theresa May.

>>129203295
I want one more happening tbqh

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I can't believe I used to put my dick inside this woman.

>>129203255
I'll take them over Islamists anyday, that's all I know

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Kek bless the DUP
https://youtu.be/WOnVirSpRi4

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>>129203424
with the same result? what's the point...

>>129203255
Any Brit calling the DUP terrorists is a traitor to this country.

>>129203398
read it for the salt

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>>129203225

>>129203173
To whom do you refer as a legal and diplomatic legend? Sir Keir Starmer? That as it may be, you know as well as I do that the Cult of Corbyn reigns supreme in that den of malevolence they call the Shadow Cabinet. Any illusion of independence you ought dispel now.

Furthermore, we have David Davis as Brexit Secretary, not Boris. Both of whom have actually acquitted themselves extremely well.

also
>reddit labour shills pls leave

>>129203326
Fucking Yanks stop asking dumb questions, Google is your friend.

>>129203401
>Britain WILL be forced to accept freedom of movement and budget contributions. Deal with it.

Thanks DUP for killing the UK

>>129203401
Nothing affects me cause I don't pay tax and never will because I believe it's immoral to fund what I don't agree with

But I will happily take your benefits

Is it real lads can we form a Government with the DUP and piss off lefties even more by putting Christianity back on the Political Map??

>>129203173

> MUH LABOUR SHILLS won't give up

You already ruined the country, you can stop now

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Have Blairites realised they are stuck with Comrade Corbyn and his cronies for at least another 5 years?

>>129202767
Yes. We're heading for a very hard Brexit.
DUP hates the EU, non-whites and gays.

>>129202873
FUCKIN
CHEERS

New RT UK election video
*scrolls down to the comments*
"I am ashamed of being a british citizens:
Not only a country that is a whore of the USA but is used by the USA to fund nazism and terrorism in a proxy war against Russia! I would like to be sent to Russia, China or even North Korea for that matter! I truly have a Russia mentality and my heart and soul seems to be in Russia!"

>>129203513
The new election would be after May fucks off and Corbyn makes genuine mistakes with his newfound power.

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DINOSAURS NEED NOT ENTER

>>129203626

They're ready to vote for them, so why do we care?

>>129203125
D.U.P. are deeply anti-Catholic. Think of a very particular group of protestant hating terrorists.

But mostly because there will probably be another General Election mid-October. Not enough time to have an affect on anything.

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How long till the normies find out who Paisley is?

>>129203610
>But I will happily take your benefits
Benefits are going to the Asian, Black and Muslim communities. It's their turn!

>>129203416
Do you think SF will abstain when they have the power to put the most pro-republican candidate in British history into power, spiting the DUP at the same time?

>>129203719
Are they anti-Islam though? That's what matters

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>>129203696
ahhh i see... and with bojo at the helm perhaps? MAYBE NIGE COULD COME BACK TOO!!!

Why is brit/pol/ so bluepilled? Watch you don't overdose, cucks.

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>>129202510
>this is REAL politics

>I was only pretending to be retarded!

>>129203416
Why do you subtract Sinn fein? im confused

>>129203576
>That as it may be, you know as well as I do that the Cult of Corbyn reigns supreme in that den of malevolence they call the Shadow Cabinet. Any illusion of independence you ought dispel now.

christ why are tory boys such a bunch of fucking fruits

>>129203746
he's a pretty famous guy, I've known about him since I was a kid

>>129203706
Why are they such bad painters? Sad!

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>>129203472
Soon.....soon
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|religion of peace ||l “”|””\__,_
|______________|||__|__|__|]
(@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@)
ALLAHU AKBAR!!!

>>129203626

Or will the Blairites form their own party? They were absolutely silent during the campaign and were forced to admit they were wrong about Corbo today.

>>129202399
DUP didn't exist at the time.
UUP weren't cucks back then.

>>129202136
Slash?

>>129203719
>But mostly because there will probably be another General Election mid-October
Why? Do Conservatives want to lose the slim majority to Labour??

>>129203752
I'll still refuse to work. I can just collapse in the hospital lobby and get a free bed and food and repeat as much as I want

>>129203193
Nah. They have a functional majority of +6 actually, since the retarded SF don't take their seats on parliament due to some manchildren obstructionist behavior typical of the anarchist far left.

>>129203858
Not that kind of happening you sick fuck

>tfw got 76% DUP on that vote guide thing
>71% Con
>71% BNP

I am very happy with this election result.

https://youtu.be/SIKFcCPneRg

>>129202873
BASTE DICKY SPANNER WEIGHS IN:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKeyhGArcEc

MOMENTUM THE ELECTION IS OVER PLEASE LEAVE

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>students voted in record numbers for a marxist socialist
>as a result of them voting a right wing nationalist euroskeptic anti-gay anti-tranny pro-union party will be a focal part of government

LIKE

POTTERY

>>129203626
They kept their jobs so they'll be supporting him now.
That's all they cared about, they thought they'd lose their seat with him so tried to oust him.

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Please describe what you see in pic related in explicit detail...

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>>129203635

http://www.irishnews.com/news/2017/04/27/news/platform-arlene-foster-on-brexit-negotiations-1008829/

DUP wants soft border for its Taig friends

>twitter mongs whining about how they want PR again

Every election

>>129203594
Fuck off you shit. Enjoy your EU-lite agreements

>>129203969
can you link the vote quiz, i'm curious what i would get

SNP want to form a coalition

Point and laugh everyone, point and laugh

What makes people think this coalition won't last whilst the Tory/Lib Dem one did? Surely they have more in common.

>>129203995
This was conservative policy before tbf.

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Christian Republic when??

>>129203862
I know the Labour split is a media narrative but there was always a much bigger chance of the Tories splitting.

>>129203849
They might know the name but not his involvement with DUP.

>>129203990
POPERY

>>129203401
>They are strongly united when it comes to their negotiation stance.
No, they're not, and you haven't read anything if you think Germany agrees with Poland agrees with Spain agrees with Hungary etc.

>>129203828
They abstain from sitting in the house of commons, so their seats effectively don't exist.

>>129204045

https://uk.isidewith.com/political-quiz

>>129203995
Soft would be Schengen.

>>129203810
BoJo will never win a bid to become PM, we`ll likely get Davis or Rudd if we`re unlucky.

>>129204077
Just momentum shills mate, this is going to be a great alliance

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Lads,

Can we stop the autistic labour screeching for two minutes, cut the bullshit, address some key issues.

1. Brexit, what is the current state of it and how will it likely be effected by this election?

2. Are the new Tory government going to be /ourgov/?

3. What are the predictions for the NEXT general election at this early stage? Will it be a cake walk for labour, or will Cons come back with a merciless vengeance like nothing we've seen before?

4. What species is Andrew Neil? Is it a Gnome, hobbit?
He puts me right off my dinner tbqh lads.

>>129203978
>tfw you realise this is just the beginning of Corbyn's rise and he will win the next election

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What would BASED Paisley say lads?

Also reminder to kill fellow white people who are Irish instead of directing rage onto Pakis and sambos that actually rape your children

>>129204075
no way, source?

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Does anyone have a map of what the results would look like with the 2018 boundary changes?

>>129203786
They said they were going to, and nobody seems to think they will enter parliament, but even if they don't abstain, that doesn't put Corbyn automatically in power. He's 100 seats shy of a governing majority.

>>129203828
They don't sit because they don't recognize NI as a legitimate political entity.

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>>129204181
Cheers lad. That's a load off my mind.

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F

The liberals have gone from celebrating their historic 2nd place finish to being mad as fuck about the coalition so I guess I'm happy

whats happening in kensington voted con there

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Is no one else worried that once the elderly die off we will be in for a 1000 year Labour reich?
With the way young people vote, you know.

>>129204075

What with the Conservatives?

>>129204077
Only a few seats, DUP are going to be deeply unpopular in rUK once word gets out, TM is toast, the country may be ungovernable

Should I apply to stand as a Conservative MP lads? Do I have a chance??

>>129204215
http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/09/nicola-sturgeon-confirms-snp-are-willing-to-form-a-coalition-to-keep-tories-out-of-power-6697858/?ito=facebook

alllll byyyy myseeeeeelf

Went to sleep and missed the good shit.

What happened here last night?

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>>129204279
take that back

>>129204279

It died when farage left

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>>129203987

>>129204194
No Tory majority means a very hard Brexit. Very likely we won't get a deal at all.

Expect to see gay marriage reversed and homosexuality outlawed.

Now Corbyn has shown he can win it will be a Labour government next election.

Scottish.

>>129203990
>Election leads to DUP Dino memes
Best timeline

>>129204303
champagne socialists.
the irony.

>>129204237


The Sinn Fein in ROI and NI are the same party right? so do they just win and pretend the UK doesnt exist?

>>129204309
People live longer and births are down m8

>>129204212
MUH TAIGS
MUH ARYANS
BASTE brit/pol/ (((banter))) - THAT WAY WE DON'T HAVE TO ADMIT BASTE CROMWELL LET THE JEWS IN AND TURNED US INTO ETERNAL

>>129204322

There is not going to be a coalition m8, the DUP just prop up the Tories in close votes because they hate Corbyn, they've said so.

>>129204321
Oh no, I meant a coalition of their own to oppose the Tories. Should have clarified

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>>129204271

>>129201385
No and no. Labour will rise again.

>>129204126
Why don't we force them to sit in Parliament or fuck off?

>>129204194
1. The usual, UK has no position and "the best possible deal for Brexit" is still just damage control.

2. Never.

3. My thoughts are Labour majorities increase and they win seats where they narrowly lost because of lib dems siphoning votes. Also Tories BTFO in Scotland.

4. Neil is a national treasure, mate.

>>129204365
Tories formed an alliance with a creationist, anti-fag, anti-abortion party.

There is lots of autistic screeching from the losers.

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Guido likes the DUP after looking at their manifesto.

>>129201172
Leaf-tier posting there, lad

A fucking thistle!?!?

>>129204438
Will still be portrayed as Tories in the DUP pocket, dictating policy

>>129204194
1) same as it was before, reluctantly hard Brexit for Britain
2) probably if this DUP thing goes well, DUP have pretty much said they'll let the Tories do what they feel providing soft border is respected
3) considering that election will be post-brexit it's definitely not going to be a Tory win
4) he is a pony

>>129204198
See 3)

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Ban this film.

>>129203990

something which should have feathers

>>129204414
They can't live forever m8, and immigrants vote overwhelmingly labour too, I don't see them stopping coming in anytime soon.
It's terrifying.

>>129201209
The troubles start again lmao

>>129204181
alligning with a party like the DUP will be a PR disaster. They may be popular with /pol/ but the majority of the british population find them abhorrent. Once it blows up in their face and conservative MP's look like they may lose their job/seat it will fall apart

Well no one voted Plaid

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"MURDER WHITE IRISH PEOPLE WHO ARE CATHOLICS

OPEN YER ARMS WIDE TO BROWN MUSLIM PROTESTANTS!"

-- Ian "the Cuck" Paisley

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>>129204143
This is not even an issue why are regards getting angry


If the eu puts up a hard border it's there fault


The uk can just not enforce the border at NI

problem solved

>>129203810

Boris is so tainted with the reek of corruption and privilege, that it is impossible to imagine him as PM now,

>>129204309

The youth have always been more liberal, people grow more conservative as they age.

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>>129200922
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>>129203828

Come on lads do I stand a chance if I apply to stand as a Tory MP? What do I need?

>>129203908
May's own party may attempt to Coup, as the majority have voiced against the D.U.P. meaning that the party is in no way united in the decision.
It's less they want to lose and more that not being in power will be beneficial for them to a degree. Brexit is going to be a horrible mess and that means whoever is in power gets the blame.
Bottom line is that it's a time of political chaos, we need a government with a mandate because then they have actual power. Meaning this government won't last long. Either through a party collapse or because May chickens out.

In other news, nothing is truly set in stole till the Queen makes her speech.

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FOR CENTURIES MY PEOPLE HAVE FOUGHT THE DINOSAUR MENACE

>>129204539
>implying it's not already banned in Ireland.

>>129204623
It's an issue because there are no checks when moving between NI and the mainland.
It's basically a free movement loophole.

>>129204537

Yet they've already said they disagree on climate change / fag rights, the left will back the Tories on those things worst case, all that matters is Brexit and the DUP gives us Brexit.

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>>129204610
This is unironically the truth.

>>129204194
>1. Brexit, what is the current state of it and how will it likely be effected by this election?
It will be a very soft Brexit. David Davis is already considering staying in the single market which means freedom of movement. A 2 seat majority government will never be stable. Theresa May was having trouble controlling her own backbenchers with an overall majority. With this kind of result she won't be able to pass anything remotely controversial. Add to this the fact there are people within the Conservative party already asking for her to resign.

>2. Are the new Tory government going to be /ourgov/?
It will be the same as the previous, but with the realization the UK was ready to elect a literal Marxist, the Tories will probably move their economic and social policies to the left.

>3. What are the predictions for the NEXT general election at this early stage? Will it be a cake walk for labour, or will Cons come back with a merciless vengeance like nothing we've seen before?
Conservatives are finished. This government will be inevitably remember as fragile and unstable. Voters do not like that. The infighting and backstabbing that will ensue in a leadership election will just make things worse.

>>129204654
money or connections

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>>129203851
>loyalist art

>>129204603
The majority of the British population find Corbyn abhorrent and ergo will prefer DUP

>>129202767
This govt won't last and will collapse within 4-8 weeks. Tories are slipping out of power gradually and an actual communist may soon get in office.

>>129204623
>Ireland import monkeys from EU
>monkeys get across NI border
>monkeys get into mainland Britain

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I remember doing this quiz and thinking who tf are Democratic Unionists?? They must be based if they're that high up!

I'm not thinking that now am I! Haha

If you boys would have supported UKIP maybe we'd have a UKIP coalition instead

>>129204405
Yes, and I think NI SF have some representation in the ROI parliament, but I'm not sure how that's decided.

could the snp realistically form a coalition with the tories to prevent a dup/tory coalition?

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>far right party gets a share of governing UK

Fucking kek

>>129204212
Irish nationalists aren`t white.

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>>129204728
Never said literally every DUP policy would be implemented, there is only so far you can distance yourself from the party you do a deal with to prop you up

So is Brexit happening or what?

>>129201693
To be fair to /Brit/pol they REALLY didn't want Theresa May

It's almost like she's the type of person who, the week before an election and a terrorist attack, would push for Draconian Internet Censorship laws and Muslim Hate Regulations

>>129204882
SNP hate the Tories

WHERE THE FUCK IS FARAGE
>WHERE THE FUCK IS FARAGE

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>>129204815
that fucking bend in the ak
my fucking sides

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>>129204505
>abolish the TV license and reform the BBC

>>129204237
They don't sit because they refuse to swear allegiance to the Queen.

>>129204975
No. Brexit canceled.

>>129204374
is big nige going to come back? WE NEED HIM MORE THAN EVER

>>129203255
Yes. DUP are terrorist loving scum just like Sinn Fein, just ones that favour the UK.

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>>129203470
You missed Winston Churchill

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>>129203990
That's a work of fiction.

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Paisley Jr for Deputy PM when

In case anyone is not aware, there is no possible situation in which Labour form the next Government. They would need the support of every single party in Parliament aside the tories to do so, which would mean bringing in the DUP themselves.

>>129204820
people dislike corbyn. people find the DUP an abhorrent quasi-terrorist organisation....outside of the /pol/ echochamber of-course

>>129204989

We're at the part in the film where Farage has fallen off the cliff fighting a Balrog and has yet to make his dramatic return

>>129204951


The DUP nearly always back Tory policies anyway, it's business as usual, this hysteria is just because there is hardly anything to report as it's status quo in effect.

>>129204882
any party that aligns themselves with SNP would be committing suicide. They will loose English, Welsh, and True Scot votes for generations to come.

>>129204303
third recount at 6PM (Labour only 20 votes ahead in secound recount)

>>129201693
A lot changes in a year. A lot changed in the last two weeks. One can't be held accountable for events that are so distant and tangential as this electoral chain of nonsense.

>>129205079
Return to Reddit faggot

>>129204568
Set the tatty niggers on the pakis. Job sorted. Felt a bit Jewish there for a second.

>>129204623
>>129204724
what i dont uderstand is why cant we just check passports at the ferry/airports and leave the border between the north and the republic open

>>129205033
Understandable have a great day

>>129204390
>Expect to see gay marriage reversed and homosexuality outlawed
based

>>129202136
What's the point of the Monster Raving Looney Party? I've never understood it.

>>129204505
That's actually quite a nice set of policies. I'd vote for it

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>>129200801
Can't believe May's still there, unbelievable.

Time for Bozza to give her a shove under the next bus.

>>129204194
1.) It's going to be a hard Brexit and everybody knows it, given the chaotic government at the moment and the division made it's going to be even more difficult on us. Worst case scenario is a no-deal Brexit making us up shit creek with no paddle or boat.
2.) If you work for your money, a Tory government will never be /ourgov/ because you are a digit in somebody else's wallet.
3.) Labour win, hands down. Post Brexit will be an absolute shit show for the Tories and they will remain unelectable for at minimum thirty years.
4.) He's a legend.

>>129205209
"Haha fugg politics the politicians always win"

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>>129200801
STRONG
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>>129204610
wtf i love sinn fein and race mixing now

>>129205166
he's right though

I'm looking forward to the rest of the UK learning all about the DUP

>>129204654
To have been 'fagged' at prep school.

Why did so many UKIP voters defect to Labour i don't understand it.

>>129205174
>achmed gets in his truck of peace
>prays to mecca
>turns the key
>truck explodes
>faint traces of guiness around crime scene

>>129205209
A joke party for cynical black pilled folk.

>>129205209
to say that you'd rather back literal looneys than the shite on offer

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>>129205245
>Can't believe May's still there, unbelievable.
I don't think mummy may is going to last.

Lad on BBC thought memes destroyed Theresa...

>>129205209
Shitposting irl

>>129205209

they usually run in the PMs seat as a way to "give a fun alternative to just spoiling your ballot, the ultimate protest vote"

>>129205108
DUP said they will extract a price, so this will be reported and it won't be popular on the mainland.

Remember how unpopular the idea of SNP support Miliband was? No one wants some regional fanatics making demands of the government

David Davis PM
Gove Home Sec
Osborne Chancellor

>>129202741
Why do people vote for Sinn Fein, since they don't take their seats. Is there any other advantage to elect people that wont vote in Parliament

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Could Nige save UKIP, or are they truly dead in the water?

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>>129205166
nice Ad hominem

DAMAGE CONTROL

situation rustled

>>129204077
Because the DUP are going to be the most hated party in the whole country. It's not the Tories that will reject them, it's everybody else and that pressure will cause the PM to cave

>>129205302
They saw UKIP as a party that stood up some of the old Labour values. As soon as Corbyn presented them with socialism however, they quickly reverted back.

>>129205185
DUP are unionists and don't want a border between NI and rUK

>>129205281
They can't talk shit about the Irish and their ideologies and scream at us when we do it with Muslims

Watching lefties go from overjoyed that Labour did so well, to finding out that they got a Conservative - DUP government, that they consider more right wing that UKIP and the BNP combined (in their minds) is fucking fantastic.

>>129205342
>soft border with the RoI

Fuck it, let them have it. It's a small price to pay for a real conservative party governing.

>>129204919
Based youth voting for Jezza, they`re who we have to thank for letting the DUP in power.

>>129204568
is there anything this timeline can't do?

>>129205209
a legit vote telling them you would have literally /b/ rather than (((them))) running the show, which is a statement of itself.

>>129205383
Dead, UKIP is a literal laughing stock.
Coming back would be political suicide because he'd have to own up to his own bullshit.

>>129204505

>the DUP will never stand nationwide

>>129205383
They're dead. Their voters all went back to their original tribe.

>>129205364
In another world...

All this, if you think about it, is the result of Gove's harpy wife. If she hadn't urged her man to go for the big job, Johnson would be in charge with the A-team of the 2010 and 2015 intakes. As it stand, we have precisely ONE potential replacement for her. Hammond.

>>129205209
Just a joke for people who still find Monty Python tier humour funny

>>129204843
Put a hard border between NI and Britain

Problem solved, you can't go on a ferry without a british passport.

>>129204505
dont tread/10

>>129205364
Osborne isn't an MP anymore you mong

>>129204505
Is that real? It sounds like they have ambitions of turning NI into a special economic zone.

>>129205342

They want a soft border, big fucking deal.

>>129205304
FUCKING K E K

>>129205383
why the fuck did he leave at literally the most crucial time?
was it just to spend time with family or was he deluded enough to think it was done and dusted?

>>129205435
The DUP hate muslims too, they also hate dinosaurs and everything else in the world

>>129205185

think of it as being like a backdoor-

cunts can come into ireland via schengen open borders with no checks, then travel to norn with no checks, then come across to the manalnd with no checks.

cunted.

When will Corbynistas on pol give up

DO THE DUP REALLY MAKE BNP LOOK LIKE LITTLE BABBY WHEN IT COMES TO RIGHT WING POLICIES?

>>129205589
>why the fuck did he leave at literally the most crucial time?

He knew UKIP were finished after the referendum.

>>129205383
He's only got one more voucher for a free ukip leadership left, he might be saving it.

>now let's get to work

>>129205389
Why the fuck should pressure matter?

If I wasn't pm I would use my 4 years to hurt and infringe on the rights of people as much as possible

When you win the election that's the safety line that lets you shit on the public for 4 years

>>129204610
it's just memes
no one wants to actually shoot paddies
even though it would be fun

>>129204482
Now I have to see those threads.
Was there a sticky?

>Normies are screaming
>Weeks of virtue signalling
>Weeks of being smarmy cunts
>Weeks of puffing up their chests
>Election day

Congratulations, I see your cunning strategy of crying has led Britain to the first step of true Britannia resurrection as a reward the DUP are now your government and dinosaurs are a work of fiction.

Meanwhile on the non degenerate side
>FEELIN' FINE

>>129205302
A lot of the young working class have a mental block about voting Tory, they've been brought up being told not to.

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>>129205608
I mean the left on the mainland would be hypocritical to shit on us for shitting on Muslims if they're going to shit on the DUP

>>129203173
If only Labour hadn't chosen islam over England, you'd have a great chance of winning every election.

>>129205779

No links FUCK OFF

>>129205440
>union pretty much saved
>snp on the way out
>hard right socially conservative government guaranteed
>may might be out, possibly replaced with a brexiter
>jezza still around for the bantz
>lib dems pretty much ignored, no case for a second referendum/soft brexit
>bunch of prominent cunts like nick clegg lost their seat

yeah i'm starting to think this was a good result

>>129205589
He thought he had done everything he needed to do with the referendum being won. It deferentially wasn't to spend more time with his family as his marriage is in shambles.

>>129205429
why is everyone so opposed to a 5 seccond passport check like the ones we get calais?

>>129205779
Someone make a real one