What will happen on August 21st?

>>129200234

You can't, it's been written

>>129200234

KEK proclaims no happenings

>>129200234
Never look at an eclipse with unauthorized glasses.

You could lose an eye. I made a joke to my wife with this. She looks like Dark Vador now; so please be safe.

>>129200457
yes he does

>>129200234
>stop the eclipse from happening

You can't anon. We've had the technology for years and the guys from NASA have been doing their best to blow up their moon but with how they have been progressively defunded since the 70s it's just not realistic right now.

Why do you think does deep state not want NASA to be successful?

>>129200234
The eclipse brings hyper violence and a new dawn. Start preparing

>>129200918
I hope you're right. A trigger for the Great Reset has been long overdue.

>>129200234

I'm more hyped for September 23rd. There's a good chance that could give us definitive proof if we're entering the end times or not.

CERN rips open a portal where the eclipse lines up perfectly with the St. Louis arch and brings Moloch/Baphomet into this dimension

>>129201368
Agreed - I think there will be a big shift in August and by the time September 23rd rolls around, we will have a very clear view of what's going on.

>>129201898
One of my worst case scenarios - I'm hoping that the eclipse is the global trigger for mudslimes and they start acting up and it's open season...but that's wishful thinking.

>>129200234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqczaF0KT3Q

August is only the beginning, In september... that's when the GREATEST HAPPENING begins..

>>129202587

>See you in September 2.3
>September 23

...I'm genuinely excited. What would I need for last minute get right with Godisms in case of apocalypse?

Or should I just give up hope and prepare for a TWD type of lifestyle?

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>>129202355

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>nothing's gonna happen
That's where you are wrong. You cannot stop the physical manifestation of Kek.
21.08.17 - 23.09.17

>>129200234
roofie yourself, then the apolocalypse will not detect you. The rapists however...

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Nothing soup on both dates. As usual the prophetic doom dates will pass without incident. Start the excitement engines if the space Kek eyes turn red.

>>129200234
My 33rd birthday!

>>129200764
Well of course you can't blow up the moon, that's ridiculous
No, what i'm thinking is a fleet of rockets filled with water to put out the sun

my birthday

>>129202355
The eclipse is a sign, whoever survives til September 23rd will live in God's new world.

>>129202469
We cant even carry a knife

>>129205453
Now we're getting somewhere :^)

>>129205453

It's a good idea in theory anon. However, the issue is that you would need a tremendous amount of water and while there is enough of it on earth, 99% of it has been poisoned by the jews by adding huge amounts of salt. Not only would the weight of the salt increase the costs of launching it into the sun, it would also crystallize and due to the high-energy radiation on the sun it would become radioactive. So unfortunately, that plan would just end up with a giant orb of radioactive material right above our heads.

In conclusion, the only realistic choice we have is blowing up the moon.

>>129206175
Blowing up the moon doesn't seem very Capitalistic... we should mine it instead.

>>129206589

We can mine the debris.
In order to mine away all of the moon before august we would have to increase the surface area for attaching our mining probes anyway.
Remember, the main goal is stopping the eclipse.

Same thing as on every other date touted as being significant for mysterious reasons on this board: Fucking nothing.

>>129206912
We could just launch a few nukes into orbit during the eclipse, create our own sun for a few minutes.

>>129207030

No anon, you're mistaken.

The day of the rake is coming.

>>129207171

Why not both? We'd have to launch them in the direction of the moon anyway.

>>129201898
Someone call Doomguy.

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>>129201898
These two fags will get rekt Son.

>>129206589
The franco-wisconsinite alliance has laid claim to all the moon's cheese.