/britpol/ Dinosaurs™ Are a Work of Fiction Edition

>>129199981
Nice try

>http://mirror co uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873
https://archive.is/hlYmc

QUICK
R
U
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D
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W
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Fossils are satan desu.

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>>129200061

>>129199981
THINGS ARE GOOD!

>tories btfo
>labour have no power
>Unionists win all over
>snp btfo
>the government moved to the right
>brexit still happening
>may btfo
>potential Are Bojo PM

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>>129200080

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Leftists expect LAB + LIB DEM + SNP + GREEN + SDLP

Leftists got CON + DUP

Pottery

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>>129199981
Oi mate. Bin those Karens. NOW.

DUP DUBBS CHECK EM

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QUALITY ELECTION

UNION SAVED

DINOS BTFO

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youtube.com/watch?v=BzuKaTuk_lw

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Threadly reminder that the DUP are /pol/-tier. (Stolen from the normies of Facebook)


>1. They want to legalise discrimination against LGBT people

>2. Homophobia is deep-rooted within the party

>3. They are anti-women's rights

>4. They oppose gay marriage

>5. They want to ban begging

>6. They support the death penalty

>7. They are besties with UKIP

>8. They could hold the balance of power within a weakened Tory government led by weak Theresa May

FOSSILS ARE TAIG TRICKS PLANTED BY COMMIES AND LEFTISTS

DONT BELIEVE THE LIES

Fuck the Pope and the National History Museum

NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER

>>129200014
VERY fast norwegian archiving at an incredibly hihg speed

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If smarmy celebrities didn't shill like maniacs nonstop for Corbyn and Labour, would more people have voted for them?

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brexit is going to be even worse than we expected now, right?
what a blunder.

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I'm moving to the Czech Republic.

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DON'T LET THE TAIGS WIN

http://www.strawpoll.me/13146388
http://www.strawpoll.me/13146388
http://www.strawpoll.me/13146388
http://www.strawpoll.me/13146388

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HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?
MUHBORTIONS

>>129200228
Steer clear of the CAKE or you'll end up wit Czech neck lad

6 months tops before we're all here again

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>tfw you're an Irish Nationalist are still pleased with the results because of how triggered the degenerates are but you're also worried that you'll be publicly executed for your beliefs soon

>>129199981
Did Theresa May run a worse campaign than Hilary Clinton?

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Today, lads, I'm proud of my half-Scot half-Irish heritage

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YAY WE WON GUYS BRITAIN SAVED THANK FUCK FOR THAT PRO-IMMIGRATION GLOBALIST BTFO WOOOOOOOOOOOP

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Anybody else enjoying our multicutlural society?

>>129200329
She was too smart to win

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FOR A UNITED IRELAND

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>>129200114
you have no power here

>>129200237
>some idiots actually voted yes

>>129200228
I love those sweets

>129200340
Corbyn's tripbots going bonkers.

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>>129200325
to the camps you go

>>129200329
well, may never went on an unhinged rant about alex jones, so theres that

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Poor leftists expected gulags and purges, instead they got internment and gay bashing.

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>*blocks your path*

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wCMsW7Vvdkk

>>129200302
Better step up our meme game for the next election then.

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CHEDDAR CHEESE AND PINEAPPLE ON A STICK FOR EVERYONE

Corbyn!!!! He's just like Clement Atlee, lads. If Clement Atlee had lost to the Tories by 60 seats.

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>>129200381

Orange Order in power

>>129200407
>Corbyn
Idiot

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Reminder that the DUP are literally cucks

>>129200220

No. The people who get turned off by smarmy celebrities are the type of person who would have found some other reason to not vote for them anyway.

>>129200381
>r-racists w-watch out

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>>129200302
>all of article 50 will used having constant elections and referenda
>"oops we are still in the eu"

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>>129200286
It's a fokken disgrace.

>>129200479

It was the most generous manifesto ever and it was rejected.

>>129200329
Clinton won the popular vote, so yes

http://dev.mydup.com/images/uploads/publications/DUP_Wminster_Manifesto_2017_v5.pdf

GUINNESSHU ACKBAR

>>129199981
>Dinosaurs
Top fucking kek OP

>>129200511
Taig spotted

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>>129200237
NO

>>129200511
DESPERATE

LABOUR SHILLS ON SUICIDE WATCH

FAR RIGHT ALLIANCE

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This plus PM Boris Johnson. KEK's gifts are bountiful today.

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>be UKIP voter
>vote UKIP because fuck EU
>thanks to your vote rererendum happens
>vote Labour because actually maybe EU is not that bad
UKIP voters are fucking mouthbreathers confirmed

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What the fuck, was going through some of the archived election threads from earlier and some dude was pretending to be me, see the incorrect trip.

Why?

>socialists on twitter comparing DUP to ISIS

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We are at the start of the first episode.

The firsts cards are being put into place.

We're gonna have a new PM in a few months, a Francis Urquhart type.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/jun/09/conservatives-are-utterly-fucked

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Do not bin that sledgehammer.
You'll need it.

>>129200545
we warned you. get rid of that karen NOW

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Please god let this happen.

That's it, I'm completely ignoring politics now until the next general election.

See you next time, you Jew-loving cunts.

BREAKING NEWS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9tyEa6QWHY

LOYALIST ATTACKS FUNERAL HELD FOR TAIG CUNTS JERRY ADAMS WETS HIMSELF AND RUNS AWAY

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>>129200228
corncakes?

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>>129200733

>>129200675
Boris is not going to be PM burger.

>all these black people in york

i was thinking of moving there.

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>right wing unionist takes hold of the kingdom

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>>129200707
They like ISIS though?

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WE WILL UDDERLY UXTENGUISH THE HOMMO-SEX-YULL MENACE STALKING OUR LANDS

LET NO ONE BE IN DOUBT, THESE BE CROKODEYLE POZ YE BE SPRAYIN

>>129200704

>implying anyone pays attention to your trip

>>129200753
See you in a couple of months

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>>129200727

>>129200080
This might not be that bad.

Can someone tell me of this is good or bad for the hardness of the Brexit?

>>129200779
>Not wearing American stick ball hats
Fake

This is amazing

Fucking lefty-pol had no idea there was something even worse than May just lurking around the corner

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DON'T BE A TWAT

BIN THAT NAT

>>129200816
You're not wrong, but I just don't know why anyone would impersonate me.

>>129200676
UKIP voters who honestly thought Tories was a decent alternative to UKIP are equally as fucking stupid.

>>129200781
Fuck i guess i'm gonna have a wank over that

>>129200781
Donald Trump is a rich man and a hygeine fanatic.

The DUP are farmers who have no qualms getting their hands dirty.

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Kekworthy tryhard and "leader of the alt-right" and "leader of GamerGate" Vox fucking Day is shilling hard for Boris...

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>>129200629
Look in your heart, you know its true

The DUP are a bunch of sexually repressed Christian weirdos

>>129200340
>You didn't vote 3rd party to try and change things
What if those 2 SNP faggots in North East Fife stayed at home?

>>129200164

THE POPE CREATED DINOSAURS TO MISLEAD US FROM THE TRUE WORD OF GOD ALL DINOSAURS ORIGINATE FROM THE VATICAN DARWIN WAS A TAIG

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SMASH THE SHINNERS

so why did the SNP get rogered?

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>>129200781
>DURMPPPPPTHBLUMPPPFRUUUUUUMPDROMPTHFFFTH
The absolute state of normie politics lads.

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>>129200733
>karen surrender bins in our lifetimes

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This man is seriously like the villain in a fucked up cult horror film

>>129200325
dont be a bore
dump that dinosaur

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>>129200781
ten donald trumps???

THAT'S TWENTY SCOOPS!

>>129200781
This is the best bait I've seen in years.

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LGBTQD PROTEST 5.00pm
DINO LIVES MATTER

>>129200849
Good and bad, they will fuck the eu but wanna stay buddy buddy with ireland

>>129200949

they had nowhere to go but down

>this football analogy on BBC

This country sure is something.

So the DUP will have a gun to the Conservatives heads throughout the minority government (if it happens)

>>129200762
fuck off burger, we have best junk food

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How will the new DUP government deal with radical islamist terrorism?

>>129200917
Boris would be an unmitigated disaster

David Davis is the only sensible choice

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Reminder as the years go on Corbyn will be seen as more and more establishment.

>>129200933
>Democracy
>changing things
LARP.

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MOMENTUM FAGGOTS

Serious question: What are you going to do now? Do you continue shitposting lies on social media or do you only do this when campaigns are on?

>>129200972
>cult

well he did start his own church

>>129200950
It's to be expected, all my family members still have a hard-on for Obama.

>>129200591

>Tories do a "sacrifice your self-interest for the good of the nation" manifesto
>run a fucking awful campaign with not a single policy being explained in a remotely sensible way
>Labour do a "DUDE FREE SHIT LMAO" manifesto, appealing to people's base greed, envy, hatred and self-righteousness
>still lose

They bottled their one chance and not even the entire progressive alliance has enough MPs to beat Con + DUP.

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>This arrogant sheboon on bbc news now

>>129200996
>they're already protesting

lmao

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Best timeline, fuck em all. Night faggots.

>>129200704
Shit, I knew something was afoot, but I couldn't put my finger on it

>>129201013
we have goldfish crackers

what do you retards have?

>>129200996
>woman leader of both Conservatives and DUP
Just.

>>129201031
Agreed, but Boris would win in a leadership contest between them

>>129201006
Better than a Harry Potter analogy.

>>129200762
Fake banana sweets.

Or "candy" in burger-speak.

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>>129201010
It's going to be brilliant lad.

>>129200807
DUP lost their veto

Gays will be shagging over big ians grave soon

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>there will be Right wing death squads in your lifetime.

>Post yfw they won't be muslims.

>>129201022
Actual RWDS

>>129200996
Hahaah fucking faggot bragged about Tory losses only for a more right wing party to end up holding the cards

HAHAHAAHA

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DON'T BE A COCK

BIN THAT JOCK

>>129201081
This some weird surrealist comedy that's 2deep4me

how the fuck

>>129201078
it's all they know. whining on twitter and protesting. whining on facebook and protesting. moaning and protesting, moaning and protesting, forever and ever.

>>129201022
Bin 'em.

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>>129199981
>vote tory
>get sharia

Allah Ackbar! Truly He moves in mysterious ways!

>>129201031
I know Boris would be a total disaster. David Davis is the only Tory I have any time for after Mogg sold out to the snoopers' charter.

I just find Vox Day funny. That guy is such a retard.

>>129201022
Unironic British Inquisition

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>>129201177
yeah idk what the fuck it means either

>>129201126
>desert DPM
>in Northern Ireland
Wat

>>129201078
That's the future of politics, I suspect. People crying over not getting their way at every turn.

>>129201105
Don't try to look to into it lad, they have a whole bunch of insane reasoning as to why they don't count. "Internalised mysogyny" is for one of them, for instance.

>>129200921

or
10000000000x better than muslim scum

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>tfw training to stand as an M
>for the conservative party
>tfw gunna unseat jeremy corbyn from islington in the next general election

>>129201057
>lies

>>129201241
>The absolute state of corbots

Ah for fuck sake.

>>129194478

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>>129201177
It's insane. All I know is

>DINOS DOESN'T REAL AND GAS THE TAIGS

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I can't believe how this actually turned worse for the leftists

>>129200676
Why are jf so utterly stupid?

>>129201307
There aint no muslims in Northern Ireland though

>>129201290
ira wears green dpm so of course they have to be contrarian

>>129201330
>unseating a guy with a 10,000 vote majority

Good luck, lad.

>>129200996
it's just elaborate LARPing isn't it?

>>129201290
It must've been a dry summer... er...

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>>129201382
Fate is on our side.

>>129201022
D E U S V U L T

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/ourguys/ through and through

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>>129201307
>"Strong and Stable" HAHAHAH I smell blood

>>129201392
There is a bloke there with olive lightweights on, surely that'd make more sense.

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What are you drinking lads?

Bombay Sapphire here, with proper tonic - quinine and all. Nothing better than the drink that conquered India.

>>129199981

DUP have links to terrorist groups.

Does this make The Conservatives "terrorist collaborators"?

>>129200226
probably will end with special deal with dublin for NI,hard brexit will happen with a weak NI border

>>129201456
Their supporters are currently in a bitter war with each other over drug dealing with several ex members dead.
They're no better than the Ra.

>>129201001
>wanna stay buddy buddy with ireland
kek half the reason they want to leave was to say fuck Ireland, they want a soft border because they know a hard border means return to violence

>>129200381
those buildings look like a shitty part of london but with white people

>>129201388

Worth voting for then arnt they

>>129201293
All just variations on "false consciousness". These red fuckers aren't very original.

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>>129201446
>leftists woke up again to another nightmare

Fucking kek

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>>129201456
oh SHIT

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>>129201519
Pleb.

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>>129201290
also are those fucking vzor 58s?

fucking based af

>>129201382

>May is Christian
>DUP are Christian
>lefties are godless atheists
>May is humbled for her hubris in calling the election but is not abandoned, clinging onto a slim majority with the aid of the DUP

Really, unironically, made me think.

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Why did the SNP get utterly btfo?, can some Scotfag please explain.

Reminder that in 2018 we are meant to lose 50 seats so down to 600 but the DUP hate the idea so it probably won't pass a vote.

>it's pretty clear who really won the election

what did jezza mean by this?

>>129201522
Yes. But their links to the Libyan Fighting Group already made them that

>>129201576
A lot of London used to look like that in the 90s. Now it's just Eltham.

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>>129199981
>DUP want soft brexit

NO NO NO
They just want an open border with norn iron. THAT IS ALL. That is different than allowing millions of muds from continental europe to freely flood into UK.

>>129201330
>unseat jeremy corbyn
>75% of vote

kek

inb4 tories + libdems again

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZF2DNcezHs

Fuck the pope and the IRA

>>129199981
corbyn:"its pretty clear who actually won"

yeah may you dumb fuck

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Oh God, what has she done?

WHAT HAS SHE DONE???

>>129201330
>>tfw gunna unseat jeremy corbyn from islington in the next general election

Mate, Corbyn got a 30,000 majority...

>>129201708
indyref2, noone outside the nat bubble is interested.

>>129200987
It's not bait, it's on their twitter,

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>cousin is a bum bandit
>He spent the whole election telling people to vote for Corbyn
>Ends up with right wing homophobes instead
>mfw

>>129201573
When my ID starts with UVF so appropriate for this election

>>129201726
He means Labour, but the only metric they won by was "haha the Tories fucked up"

>>129201708
>Why did the SNP get utterly btfo?, can some Scotfag please explain.

Because they don't actually govern. They just bang on about independence nonstop. And everyone has wised up to it.

Despite what the media leads you to believe, most people in Scotland actually don't like the SNP.

>>129201748
Everybody wants a soft border between North and South anyway, who the fuck decided it was part of a hard brexit?

>>129201810

It's good to be ambitious, lad, let him have it.

Can someone give me a rundown on what exactly this means for the people of Britain?

Asking as a burger.

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>>129201576
The whole of Northern Ireland is shitty looking

Its fucking depressing

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Who's going to save the Squirrels?

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>>129201022
Unironic Deus Vult. This is basically if the government was controlled by fundamentalist conservative christians from Alabama.

Homos outlawed 2018
Muslims outlawed 2019
Abortion outlawed 2020

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>>129201806
She has DERAILED THE TIMELINE

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>>129200381
>L.O.L
>Past Master

I fucking love this timeline

>>129201748
They want the Common Travel Area which has existed since 1923 to stay in effect. People in this country have become so retarded they don't realise that Ireland has a special legal relationship with the UK. There were Remainers who unironically claimed the EU brought peace to Northern Ireland.

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>>129201673
you guys and the waffle kings make the best guns

Just got off the plane lads so missed it all.

In the airport now and loads of muslims and students are running around in tears and screaming

wtf happened?

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>>129201665

>it costs 80 bucks AU

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>>129201860
this tickled me greatly

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>>129201453
"DEUS VULT"
ARE YOU A CATHOLIC!!!!!!!!

>>129201960
We're on the right side of history.

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>the tories now have to bow down to right wing religous nut ethno nationalists if they want to do anything
all is well in the world.

BLACK AND TAN REVIVAL INBOUND.

>>129201960
Tory/DUP "coalition"

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Delingpole Scruton podcast SOON according to Dellers twitter

>>129201998
REMOVE TAIG

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If Nige returns and May starts fucking up Brexit can we expect a UKIP surge??

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Tonights QT lineup

>>129200784

May can't stay.

>>129201937

Well the prosperity the EU brought has certainly helped with peace.

>>129201960
The Tories lost, but they have the DUP (who are basically Christian Al Qaeda) propping them up as the government

>>129201663
B A S E D P E D E S

could this coalition save the UK? Is there a chance?

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>>129201872
NO SURRENDER

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How fucking smug is he right now?

>>129201877
tbqh he led party that was on the verge of breaking apart to 32 seat gain and 10% increase in vote share

>>129201959
I know you cant have AKs, and that VZ58s are allowed. So is it the only AK resembling weapon that you are allowed or are there others?

>>129201904
New election by the end of the year. Choas all around.

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>>129201663
They truly are our fucking guys.

>>129200361
Good job my dog is racist.

>>129202055
that's a SHIT lineup though

Post election they must have had some big hitters, then everyone pulled out and these are the fags they had left

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>>129201022

WE WILL BURN THE COCKROACHES OUT OF THEIR COWARDLY SAND HOLES

HALLELUJAH

>>129201909
>white genocide and red squirrel genocide are happening at the same time for the same reasons(immigration and racemixing and high birthrates)
would be funny if it didnt suck ass.

>>129201909
Obviously Milva, you great autist

>>129202061
Not sure you noticed but the Troubles continued for 24 YEARS after we joined the Common Market.

>>129201806
Shat out a complete miscarriage of a manifesto and revealed herself to be the mindless robot we all sort of expected she was (mummyposters aside)

On the up side, she's also allowed the DUP a deciding role in the next government, which is not at all a bad outcome and will likely lead to better government practice (from a conservative perspective) than an increased Conservative majority would have.

>>129200921

So then /our guys/

>>129202035
I have the biggest boner just thinking about what DUP will make the Tories do in order to grant them a coalition.
>hard brexit
>fuck the EU, fuck muslims too
>mandatory prayers before starting every parliament
>

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>yfw Hammond refuses to support her thus rendering this DUP shite completely moot

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>Paisley family (founders/leaders of DUP party) have stayed with Trump every year over the past decade at Trump Tower.

>Trump and Paisley Sr. were close (before he died).

>Paisley Jr recently had meetings with Trump and Pence on the low key.

>Trump family members have stayed with Paisley Jr family in Northern Ireland on occasion.

WEW

Is this a good or bad thing?

>>129202048
Very likely, a lot of ukip voters switched assuming Brexit was secure. They'll go back to ukip now that it's under threat

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Conservatives BTFO

Strange that both us and the liberal left happy. Corbyn did well so lefties are happy, and DUP now in government so we are good

>>129201713
Ooooh... good point.

>>129202022
>ukip voters went to labour
>tories no longer have to worry about getting those voters
>feel free to move more towards the centre and start targeting libdem voters instead

>>129202058
That's right. But that doesn't mean Boris will be PM.

BURGERS OUT!

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Anyone got any youtube clips of some classic DUP/Unionist moments?

>>129201904
Since we don't have a majority the conservatives may have to form a coalition with the DUP - which is more right wing than conservatives, anti gay, anti women's rights. In such a government the DUP would have to be placated by the conservatives so the DUP would let them go ahead with Brexit stuff unimpeded. In other words leftists could end up getting fucked 100x harder than they would have with a tory majority

>>129201663
OHHH SHITTT ALL IS NOT LOST! ABANDON HOPELESSNESS THIS RAPE TRAIN COULD GET MOVING AGAIN

>>129202104
Yes, but it was breaking up because of him. If I'm race and I nearly total my car, I don't get to claim victory after I don't crash and toddle into second place.

>>129202055

They will be insufferable, no point watching it.

>>129202135
All the important Tories have gone into hiding

>>129202055
>token female paki
>shit-tier malcolm tucker
>known cuck iannucci
I'll rub one out to Isabel and that's about it

>>129202048
I think what Nige should do is restructure UKIP as a regional party for conservative areas of England that voted overwhelmingly for brexit during the referendum. It's a better strategy than just picking up 20% all over the board but only getting 1 MP

>>129202191

She wants rid of him anyway what are you on about.

>>129201241
>volantary head coverings during servicces is totally comparable to mandatory burqas

>>129202266

thanks britbro

Is DUP our new meme party now?

>>129202196
I wonder if trumps lion was inspired by the DUP?

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>>129201453

CATHOLICS OUT REEEE

>>129202055
none of those are QTs...

why do britcucks have such low standards?

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>>129202196
wew

>>129202256

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHfdJ440IXw

>>129202055

it's going to be the middle three acting smug and wanking each other off to a packed audience of muslims and commies

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>>129202104
Valmets, if you can find them they're usually $3k+CAD. The Norc Type 81 is coming but it's basically a thousand dollar SKS

>>129202256
My personal favourite. Ian Paisley vs the Pope: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoCU6Clpkxk

>>129202388
Yes but only a few of us can vote for them
>Mummy may meme is dead

>>129202196
>Is this a good or bad thing?

Depends on your melanin content

>>129202286
That's a fair point. I still think that despite him being the reason for labour falling into turmoil he still deserves some credit for consolidating it and digging himself out of projected gain of literally-fucking-none seats

>>129200237
>there are more people who unironically voted no
So /pol/ really is filled with retards, huh?

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>>129202196
A fucking brilliant thing. Tory lion logo when?

>>129202113
Explain how this bullshit works? Governments can just call as many snap elections as they want over and over until they get what they want.

Fuck that. WE ULSTER NOW

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>>129202336

High profile Tories refusing to back her could lead to a vote of no confidence. She's hanging by her fingernails as it is. The DUP shit only works if EVERY Tory is on board.

>>129202256
Aye, when they cut funding for Irish language schools but allowed 20k Polaks in.

>>129202211
>when you live in an alternate reality

>>129202360
The delicious irony is that while the leftists were bragging about the Tories losing seats to labour they didn't realise that would mean the Tories would have to team up with a way more right wing party in order to form a majority in parliament.

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>>129201860
Ahahahaha!

That's what May gets for trying to take our porn away.

>>129202492
No, it's every 5 years unless parliament agrees to a snap election.

Which they will, because this is fucking stupid and can't go on for five fucking years

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>>129202429
Saved this ages ago, finally going to get some use out of it

i for one welcome the socialist people's republic of kensington

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Am I the only Moggdabot ITT? Why is /britpol/ suddenly davishill and borisbot?

>>129202505

That's not how it works.

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>>129202534
Any word on Hitchens thoughts about this. I'd imagine they're his cup of tea apart from the whole Irish issue.

>>129202266
You're wrong. The DUP are 'soft leavers' and the Tories and their core vote are too socially liberal to 'fuck leftists'. y iz evry1 on pol stooped?

>>129202295
planning a coup

>>129202606
Mogg is decent but has no interest in running for leadership, so isn't very relevant

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>>129202196
Things just keep getting stranger and stranger

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>>129202606
Brit/pol/ is a DUP thread now

Let's recap shall we

>Tory mongs btfo, le based mummy may btfo, hubris at its finest, not rewarded for the utter disrespect shown to the british people. May is now toast and is only being held together by brexit, all other legislation will now have to be handled elsewhere
>Tories held to ransom by are guys the DUP
>Labour did better than expected but still means fuck-all, Jezbollah will continue a new 5 year plan and remain as opposition leader whilst the blairites are left reeling but they're still a long way off power
>Corbynbots reeeeeing over DUP and the tories winning because they don't understand how the process works. Tears still incoming
>SNP BTFO, Angus and Salmond especially, Unionist vote now at 2/3 of the country. Indyref2 dead, haggis well and truly stirred

All in all breddy gud 8/10

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>>129202597
#Kexit when

>>129202666
Who cares about Brexit. It will never work anyway

>>129202606

He's amazing but I don't want to see the Moggman be destroyed by the poisoned chalice of leadership. I don't want to see the leftie slime hurled at him. He's a good man.

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>>129202463
Right. can understand Vzors popularity then.

I would say i pity you for your gun laws, but its good for business of the CZ-UB jews.

>>129200781
Holy shit! Imagine the scoops!
Brit Bros what is orange order?

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>>129202699

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>>129201663
This is better than I could of possibly imagined.

>>129200921

Who is this man and woman and why are you posting them?

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>>129201885
I see, i heard the oil business in Aberdeen has collapsed too, explains why that region voted completely conservative.

>>129202660
He's been active on twitter today, says he's not familiar with the Ulster unionist movement but doesn't seem hostile to them as he is the tories

>>129202505
>. She's hanging by her fingernails as it is.

yup if a vote of no confidence is declared she's gone

>>129201960

Terror attack by the sounds of it

What are the odds of May actually having to resign?
I'm surprised she didn't straight away desu
Boris would be shit but still better than May.
Davis is the patrician choice but he might just want to stay brexit sec.

>>129202567
But they just HAD a snap election. So you're saying they can keep redoing elections until they get the results they want?

>>129202606
mogg doesnt want pm
its much funner to sling shit from the backbenches

>>129201960
HAHAHahahaha

>>129202179
The common market as it is only came about in 1989 and 1992
A lot of prosperity can happen in 25 years

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Stop being a bummer.

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>>129202714

>>129202214
You shouldn't be happy. this government will probably collapse. The left, under a supposedly unelectable leader, just got it's highest turnout in decades.