Syria General /sg/ - It Was a Mistake Edition

>Unconfirmed: Reports that US mercenaries captured Tel Al Musitma southeast Damascus
http://wikimapia.org/#lang=en&lat=33.312240&lon=36.727467&z=14&m=b&show=/36871505/Musaitema-Hill

Ass*d cucked again.
U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

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>Reports that US mercenaries captured Tel Al Musitma southeast Damascus
http://wikimapia.org/#lang=en&lat=33.312240&lon=36.727467&z=14&m=b&show=/36871505/Musaitema-Hill

BASED
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Anything new since yesterday?

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>Military Situation in #Ithiriya-#Raqqah axis

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>>129198108
>>129198139

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>>129198165
Fucking yellow Zio-Saudi kurds need to be removed.

>>129198139
see, IDF uses barrel bombs as well

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BIG FUCKING HUGE WARMAP
>tfw stealth roach invasion of north Iraq
Good morning /sg/!

>>129198752
>If you want more zoom, open in a new tab.

>America autistically screeching when anyone gets too close to their Jihad factory near Al Tanf

Fuck off already America

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https://twitter.com/MmaGreen/status/872895364709437444
BASED ASSAD

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>122 killed and injured in ISIS suicide attacks in Karbala & Musiib, Iraq.

From Press TV:
> On Friday, Turkey’s Foreign Ministry warned the decision announced earlier this week to hold the independence vote on September 25 would be a “grave mistake.”
> "The maintenance of Iraq’s territorial integrity and political unit is one of the fundamental principles of Turkey’s Iraq policy,” it added.
>Turkey is wary of Kurds, especially those in its southeastern regions and others living in Syria and Iraq.

KURDS BTFO, NO ONE WILL LET YOU TAKE ARAB LAND.

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>what the fuck are you talking about? look, the SAA is advancing everywhere and doesn't lose positions, every offensive is successful. You want to know where i follow news? read almasdar, it's pretty based with military sources to them, it's absolutely reliable, read what they say. Stop lying, they never lied and they never promised Arak and Deyrezor offensives before today, they only talked about Tanaf and the offensive is ongoing right now, trust me the SAA is few kms far from Tanaf and they'll take it in few days, can't wait to see Tanaf under government control. Palmyra what?what are you taking about? what ISIS offensive are you talking about? they never retook palmyra lmao go read almasdar. As for Hama, almasdar and the other loyalist medias never lied about what was happening lmao stop being such a liar. No, the moderates never took Manshiya, please stop lying, the medias told that their attacks were repelled so it must be true. N-no the current governmental offensive in Deraa is to retake the few buildings at the southern outskirts of that district, the terrorists have been controlling them since the beginning. What video? p-please s-stop, it was shot in qatar by zionist filmmakers to make people think that terrorists advanced there, now i'm going to blo- n-no i'm not a coward please s-stop harassing m-me and r-read almasdar and NatDefFor they have such good sources they never l-lie !! NO they never lied plea- what proof? IT'S FUCKING FAKE PLEASE N-NOW S-S-STOP ! G-Give me link to see their lying p-posts as you say.. n-no it's i-impossible, syrian geneal p-pasted them it can't be f-false s-stop h-hurr.. h-hurr HURR DURR HURR DURR HURR DURR HURR DURR HUUUUUUUUURRR DUUURRRRRRRRRR
>*cries and goes complaining back to his mommy who prepared him hot tendies before going back to his basement to jerk off to anime drawings*

the state of ass*dists

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>>129199016
>the moment he smells the soap made out of gassed children tho

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>>129199216
Send in the roaches!

>>129199016
I support the Syrian govt 100%, but that is 100% staged. Its good for normies tho.

>>129199363
Technically sending the roaches would be a scorched earth policy this point.

>>129199354
this could be tabloid material

>>129198752
isis is fucked
also will kurdistan gain independence after the war or will the roachs and iraqies cock block them

>>129198752
I didn't know the Iraqi army had a stronghold in Makhmur
Can anyone tell me more about it?

>>129199216
Most Iraqis at this point only want Kirkuk and Assyrian Turkmen and Yazidi land
The rest is a literal tumor for them

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>>129199762

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This is reality of Sweida /southewastern Damascus:

#Advance ongoing in three directions

#Also Russian airstrikes on US allied ground forces in Syrian desert near Iraq

>>129200006
southeastern Damascus *

>>129199666
Erdo will press the attack button a second after the Kurds declared a Free Kurdistan State
nice trips btw

"Nevertheless, the current situation around the Panorama roundabout remains favorable to ISIS as the SAA lacks armored vehicles while government forces are yet to retrieve the Panorama farms, Panorama school and adjecent SyriaTell hill, three important sites which the Islamic State captured last week."

>https://www.almasdarnews.com/article/syrian-army-neutralizes-waves-islamic-state-attacks-deir-ezzor/

he just translated that statement, which , i repeat, is an SAA statement so not trustworthy without proofs even if they say that they are losing.

syrian g*n*al and al irani crying again (as usual).

you still don't understand how important arabic and primary sources are to follow this conflict's news

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>>129199666
>Independent Kurdistan
Good meme

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>Protesters have surrounded a mosque in Maarat a-Numan in which armed HTS men are holed up and reportedly fired from at protesters previously.

are the HTS guys, based defensors of the free syrian people going to be ok?
Civilians want to lynch them!

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>>129199598
Someone said scorched earth?

#army recaptured all lost points which is east of panorama near villas / deir ez-zor

#ISIS have 150 casualties which is 60 of them dead during the failed attacks

https://twitter.com/watanisy

>Heavy SAA losses in rural Hama

>>129199666
> also will kurdistan gain independence after the war or will the roachs and iraqies cock block them
Also Syria and Iran will block them. If this kurdish shit ever happens (by force) they will turn it to an Afghanistan.

>>129200341
>lose everywhere
>g-guys we really gotta take deirezzor this time, come on now g guiizee

Iraqi sunni officerscorps, not even once. Couldnt even deal with iran during 8 years of war with ((superior)) western tech and support.

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>>129198031
post yfw Raqqa is liberated before Mosul

>>129200755

Where's your source, kike?

>>129199404
According to some syrians I know, it wasn't THAT uncommmon to see him with family at a restaurant in Damascus or something similar
He also drove his own car even before the civil war

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>>129200995

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is this true /sg/?

I mean, im /fit/ as hell but im not so pretty

>>129200912
There's something about ISIS fighting tooth and nail in Palmyra, Hama and Deir ez-Zor whilst getting absolutely steamrolled by k*rds with no combat experience and literally abandoning their capital...

>>129200912
Iran actually had superior weapons due to Shah days while only France and Soviets were 100% behind Saddam while America didn't like him enough to give him their best weapons .
>>129201187
Can I ask you something?

>>129201356
Yes...?

>>129200995
> post yfw Raqqa is liberated before Mosul
Fuck off saudi kurd, Raqqa is being captured by another terrorist group and not liberated, only Assad liberates.
Also, look at the map of Mosul, thats a real siege, what your kurdish terrorists are doing isnt a siege.

>>129201187
You mean now or before the war? I highly doubt he can do that now the Israelis will kill him.

>>129201304
>no combat experience
Either they're just PKK who has decades of war experience or they have no PKK and have no war experience, make up your mind.

>>129201478
Before the war, of course.

>>129201299
I'm fit, fa and handsome as fuck, it's true 100%

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>>129201496
fugg

>>129201496
Insurgency in T*rkey hardly translates well into regular warfare in Syria. Anyone can lie down in a bush and snipe. Conquering a city is a whole other thing.

>>129201384
>not realizing that federalism/autonomy for kurds is the only solution after Assad is done with jihadists

They'll cooperate because they have to, both of them.

>>129198108
>>129198139

Legit question: Are you guys officially employed by JIDF?

How many shekels do they pay you?

>>129201727
>inb4 he calls you a kurd

>>129201381
How is it that Moroccans are more conservative and nationalists than Algerians yet they don't mind their king close relations to Europe?
Algerians hate that "Hizb Franca" deeply influences their country get Moroccans don't seem to care

>>129201159
https://cdn.almasdarnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/ISIS-footage-from-eastern-Hama.mp4?_=1

>>129201304
ISIS terrorists are definitely not fighting the kurdish terrorists. This is all a setup. You would have to be "Assad gasses his own people" retarded to think the kurds and ISIS are actually fighting seriously.

The only time kurds fought ISIS was in Ain Alarab, and their best forces got fucked big time.

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>>129199016
How can you do this and not get mossaded / assassinated?

are the syrian secret services that fucking good?

>>129201710
Tru, but insurgency warfare could at the very least be a base for later learning urban warfare, they've fought in a few cities now so they should have some experience.

>>129201727
> >not realizing that federalism/autonomy for kurds is the only solution after Assad is done with jihadists

This goes to show how little you know about the region and about how the Syrian govt works. Your understanding of the Arab World is limited to posting pics of kurdish sluts here.

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>>129201942
*calls in a shartstrike*

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CAN YOU SMELL THE PATRIOTISM, /sg/?!?

>>129201927
Its staged. People were searched, maybe all known mukabarat or involved with the govt. Its for normies to think he can do this and is safe. Very arab thing to do and it works for average westerners.

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Hello lads, how are all of you today?

>>129202112
>how the Syrian govt works.
>implying it's still up to them to decide
The minute they invited Russia is the moment when the syrian government forfeited 100% control of the outcome
>>129202299
>Very arab thing to do and it works for average westerners.
So what's the point then, the avarage westerner won't see this footage
>>129202384
Pretty good, how about you?

>>129202384
turn out i have hemorrhoids. hurts like hell especially when i sneeze or cough

>>129202561
Im fine as well thank you for asking. Any new gains today?

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>>129202299
I know its staged, but we have seen assad in a lot of crowded places, even near the frontlines.

Just one 'actor' outside your control angry enough and its all over. idk man, he exposes himself too much

>>129201927

Unlike what /sg/ thinks, nobody is interested in seeing Bashar dead. If he dies, someone competent might take his place and end this joke of a civil war within a month or something. It is better to have him fuck around, (((they))) know him better than anyone in this world (including poor Bashar himself) anyway.

>>129202600
Well damn, hope you get better soon Bulgaria bro.

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>>129201803
Different histories and roads to independence

Morocco has almost never been conquered in its history, having been an independent nation since the berber revolt and consistently being a strong regional power. It has kept its leadership with a stable monarchy that's been in place since the 1600s. When we got colonized by France, it was through a protectorate that still let us keep (facade) sovereignty and our independence was negociated peacefully before Algeria, which let us remain good partners
Don't forget all the shared history with Spain as well, Hassan II has said that "Morocco's roots are in Africa and its branches in Europe"

Meanwhile, Algeria has almost never been an independent nation since it got annexed by the ottoman empire, and it was considered an integral part of France during the colonial era, which led to a goddamn bloody war with hundreds of thousands of martyrs. They acquired their independence through fighting and adopted a much more socialist policy, which led to their constant support to revolutions in the middle east and abroad (along with their staunchly anti-imperialist in a "we don't even want to do anything with you" way).

I think this may be the reason

>>129202804
thanks lad

>>129202703
Yeah i dont like that about him. I mean his father would always control things behind the scenes and divide responsiblity. I dont agree with Bashar's method, but I guess it improves morale.

>>129202600
How does this even happens?

>>129202600
You should squat when you shit

>>129202656
>Any new gains today?
Mountainroaches moving in on Raqqa,
Unclear information but the SAA might have regained controler over lost points in DeZ.
SAA reached mountainroaches near Raqqa

>tfw did dark color version of my BIG FUCKING HUGE warmap
>tfw it looks awful
...should I post it?

https://twitter.com/MmaGreen/status/872895364709437444

MAN OF THE PEOPLE

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>>129200088
maghrebi you're shaping up to be an even bigger lolcow than otto or cuckryside
absolutely ebin

>>129202937
Is that what they teach you in Africa?

>>129202929
im not too sure. i guess sitting all day and bad diet is the cause

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>>129201942
Could be true, but i just find it odd how ISIS prioritizes things... Like there's someone ordering them to fuck with SAA more than the k*rds. Even when they're right beside eachother ISIS solely focuses on fighting SAA.

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>>129202384
Stop proxyfagging.

>>129203069
I have heard sitting on the shitter too long can cause it, could be an urband legend though

I still shit on sanic speeds and never take a phone with me just to be safe

>>129202987

I kinda miss otto. He was a funny guy.

>>129202299
Staged? Are you special? All he need is security team who will screen people. That's it.

You sound like pathetic liberashka we have here. Stop it.

>>129202269
McDonalds fries and burnt rubber?
https://youtu.be/IiLzASAcKqI

>>129202929
>>129203198

bad diet
no exercise
stress
aging

>>129203198
2-3 minutes is the minimum for me. fugg

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>@mod_russia announces "civil war in Syria almost stopped"
What did they mean by this?

>>129203105

Fucking with the SAA historically yields better results than fucking with the kurds.

>>129203264
all of this applies to me

>>129203294
They meant Syrian Civil War almost stopped and turned into WWIII

>>129203264
>>129203293
>Prolonged sitting on the toilet may increase pressure within the hemorrhoid blood vessels

I WAS RIGHT

>>129203319
delet
>>129203354
>our hemmoroid inspecting syrian is not ITT
feels bad man

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>...is it bad?

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>>129203157
I am not using a proxy hussar anon.

>>129203264
>0.2 to 1 percent of a beer's total weight comes from dietary fiber
>25g RDA

I will be fine
Colonwise at least

>>129203236
> Staged? Are you special? All he need is security team who will screen people. That's it.
Which is why it isnt "Assad randomly appears" like the original arabic report stated. Those people knew he was coming, searched, waited, the whole thing was staged in that sense and wasnt "Assad randomly walking around town".

>>129202728
wtf i hate bashar now

>>129203607
Why are Americans so scared of Assad government and Iraqis having a connectng border???
They dont trust the Iraqis?

>>129203607
I prefer the normal version tbqh fäm

>>129203033
Considering you have far more pakis and indians than us that's quite funny.

But in all seriousness the bodies posture when sitting constricts the colon and closes up the anus. Squating, which is humankinds most natural rest position keeps everything flowing and open, it can help if you have a sore arse.

It's why Bulgariabro's current affliction is less common in parts of the world where they squat. If you must sit just make sure you're relaxed.

>>129203896
It's not Iraq: A ground link with Iraq means a ground link with *Iran.*

>>129203896
The PMU will attack their kurdish servants and liberate Deir ezzor.
The americans want the kurdish terrorists to take Deir Ezzor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXb1FZ2khDs

Russia: Coalition Air Force and the so-called New Syrian Army block Syrian army advance.It is violation of Syrian sovereignty


things are falling in their places : escalation soon.

>>129203419
see >>129203936

Constriction kills.

>>129203419
>>129203720
why are you so scared
hemorrhoids are not that bad,I mean, if you shit blood and you dont have hemorrhoids, better start getting worried about something deadly serious

>>129201304
Because the kurds are backed by US and INT. Colation SpecOps forward observers. Raining NATO air superiority on ISIS.

The only other faction to have a fraction of that support is FSA on the Jordanian border, but they are the least competent people on earth.

>>129203896
Letting the PMU transfer humvees and abrams tanks to Syria would endanger the balkanization plan...

>>129203896
Plus, it means an end to the pipeline dream of Gulf States, and it also means that the Western World has been checkmated in Syria due to PMU flood into Eastern Syria.

>>129204069
I am not scared m8, I just take pride on my ass-health!

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>>129204038
>escalation soon
Kikes win every time.

>>129203896

If the PMU really gets a foothold on syria then not even the lizardmen can predict what will happen there. And I guess nobody wants to figure it out either. Other than Assad, who is oblivious to what he is playing with, and Putin who just wants the region to keep burning.

>>129203936
Thats bullshit pseudoscience that hasnt been proven, squat vs regular toilets doesnt make a different in incidence of hemorrhoids. Time and straining does.
Anyway you guys believe sleeping with a virgin cures HIV, so I guess this is OK for your culture.

>>129201304
>>129204082
Also forgot to add; ISIS doesn't view the Kurds as much of long term threat as other factions. they know they are just a temporary tool that the west uses to destroy isis, and that the existence of an independent kurdish state will never be allowed. so why fight that which will never be.
Only the SAA and Rebels could hope to form a sate if they win.

>>129204209
>greek
>famous for anal sex
>deebly gonserned about anal health
this appears to fall in line with the tales that are told in ink on my collection of ancient earthenware gourds

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>>129203896
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/middle_east/as-isis-retreats-in-syria-the-us-and-iran-scramble-for-control/2017/06/06/2f86615c-4581-11e7-8de1-cec59a9bf4b1_story.html

>>129204581
Archive time https://archive.is/bxCbw

>>129203936
> It's why Bulgariabro's current affliction is less common in parts of the world where they squat.
Correlation does not equal causation. This is basic epidemiology.

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>Idlib defeat was due to very long and narrow corridor to provincial capital
>It was also due to the fact that most of the rest of the province was Jihadist controlled
>tfw SAA and Tigers barely escaped getting surrounded inside Idlib gauntlet
>tfw Dara'a could become another Idlib because long narrow corridor to provincial capital, most of the province is Jihadist controlled, and one fuckup on the part of the SAA means a repeat of Idlib gauntlet.
Who else is scared of Dara'a becoming another Idlib?

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>>129204473
errrrrrrrrrrr

>>129204629
>https://archive.is/bxCbw
how do you do that shit?

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>>129204473
>Putin who just wants the region to keep burning

>>129204688
Paste the url into archive.is of course

>>129203797
Country under war for 6 years, mossad/cia/etc. want to see you dead. If he would casually walk around I myself would gladly smack the living shit out of him. And I would guess every syrian think that way too.

"Assad randomly walking around town" you should read as "Assad doesn't hide in bunker". Why you project your peaceful reality on Syria is beyond me.

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>https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jun/09/trump-comey-leaker-senate-testimony
This triggers the archivebot

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>>129204518
>this appears to fall in line with the tales that are told in ink on my collection of ancient earthenware gourds
You know it

>>129204645
This
If anything squatting should worsen the situation, blood pooling and all >>129203419

>>129204649

Well, yeah, the PMU are the exact people Assad tried to protect his country when he kicked out the Qataris and their meme pipeline. I tend to think that there is a reason why their name is only a letter away from PMC.

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>>129198139
Even if the Israel government does give you a few Shekels, you remain a Christ-killing wrecker of divine order. Sad.

CAN'T MOSSAD THE ASSAD!

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>>129204838
>tfw archivebot didn't archive that link
Maybe it was already archived?

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>>129204816

>>129204830
Are you drunk? This is what I said in the beginning.

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>>129198031
NO REFUNDS!

>>129204496
>Thats bullshit pseudoscience
It's not though

>Anyway you guys believe sleeping with a virgin cures HIV, so I guess this is OK for your culture.
Not even going to get into how retarded you sound. Are you grumpy about May's humiliation at the ballot or something?

>>129204645
So a strong correlation between two things, like unprotected sex and HIV for example, should just be ignored?

>>129204844
I couldn't even flush my toilet paper when I was in Greece senpai

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Has Assad finally run out of barrels?

I assume they're talking about the UR-67 and 77 though.

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>>129205679
>Regime use: to bomb residential areas

>>129205679
You know, come to think of it, I haven't seen barrel bombings in a while.

>>129205129
Really? Well. Nothing to see here move along citizen.

>>129204038
>The Russian Defense Ministry accused the US-led coalition of bombing the Syrian army, letting Daesh terrorists escape encirclement and enhancing terrorists in Palmyra and Deir ez-Zor.
>The Russian General Staff said that the US-led coalition only hinders the Syrian army's advance against Daesh terrorists by conducting strikes on pro-Damascus forces near al-Tanf in southern Syria.

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>>129205417
> So a strong correlation between two things, like unprotected sex and HIV for example, should just be ignored?
No, im saying someone should design a study looking into hemorroids in patients who use squat toilets vs those that dont and take out any confounding variables (diet, duration, constipation, age, etc) , get a statistically significant result then say that it causes it.
We cant just say it becoz hemorrhoids are more common in country X and squat toilets are too then that means that it helps and has a protective effect.
See this graph, this is what youre suggesting. Just becoz something is correlated with something that doesnt mean its causing it.

>>129206102
>NATO backing terrorists
Who would have guessed?

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>>129198031
don't trust the police

no justice no peace

they got me face down in the Middle of the East

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>>129205952

>>129206270
Yo triple canopy bro, how is it going?

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>>129206180
>looking into hemorroids

Doubt we'll find volunteers.

I get what you're saying though. My input is based off experiences in the bush and around central and west africa.

>>129205937
>Nevermind the fact that these """"residential areas"""" are actually heavily fortified positions, laden with mines, tunnels, and IEDs

>>129205952
Didn't you read that report a few days ago claiming Assad was carrying out barrel-bombings from L-39s and Mig-29s?

>>129206180
>>129206553
If Homsi were here he'd help you out with your hemorrhoids.

>>129206553
DELETE THIS

>>129206554
>""""residential areas""""

At least they didn't mention the last hospital in the Levant

>>129206553
Are squat toilets common in South Africa? What bidets?

>>129204909
Maybe Assad will connect with his qatari roots as an alawite and broker a pipeline with them now that the rest of the donmeh kikes have for some reason singled out the whitest of the donmeh kikes. Really makes you think about captivating your cashews.
Maybs this is what that guy meant by "bashar needs to open up to us, the avenue is opened/opening for it he just has to take the olive branch and agree to..." what i'm not sure, qatari oil pipeline?
Here's my decision, only if they help wipe isis out, and support the houthis, turn aqap over, unified yemen vs ksa. Assad, Qataris, you discuss amongst yourselves if you agree to my proposal and let me know.

>>129205417
bringing the science with the bants...

noice.

and to think it's all toilet talk.

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http://www.wxyz.com/news/dearborn-man-trained-as-bombmaker-for-hezbollah-arrested-on-terrorism-charges

ruh roh

>>129206554
I guess I missed that report.

>>129206654
Was he a proctologist? Or a general surgeon?

>>129206849
Is that who I think it is?

>>129206951
Yes, it's your mother.

>>129206253
north american terrorist organization

>Russian MoD Announces Civil War in Syria Almost Stopped
>"The situation has changed for the better after a memorandum on the creation of de-escalation zones in the Syrian Arab Republic was signed on May 4, 2017 in Astana. De facto the civil war in Syria has stopped. Moreover, the memo's entrance into force let start works on the restoration of populated areas destroyed by war, which are not occupied by terrorists," chief of the Russian General Staff's Main Operational Directorate Col. Gen. Sergei Rudskoy said.

Victory at last! It was nice shitposting with you /sg/!

>>129206760
>Are squat toilets common in South Africa?
Not at all, even the poorest townships have communal sitting toilets. Only squat toilets are in tourist areas for foreigners.

It's out in the bush or up in real africa where there just isn't anything, you dig a hole squat and shit.

>What bidets?
Almost unheard of outside of tourist areas or really old houses (like mine)

>>129204647
Idlib was a thin and long tail, daara is a thick and well probortioned shaft.
So no

>>129206760
seated toilets are probably the norm. I suspect most use pit latrines or vip ( ventilated improved pit latrines ).
some people live an entirely first-world-with-italian-decor-existence while others lead one which has not changed since the late iron age.
I'd imagine that about half the population has access to formalised sewage, however, I have not looked into it. nor shall I.

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Spetsnaz snipers in Syria.

>>129207043
I wish.
Id go oedipus instantly

>>129206951
no reverse google it

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>>129206867
From a military source to me, here's an image of Assad personally carrying out a mission in a MiG-29, laden with laser-guided Barrel-Bombs (LGBB).

>>129206927
I can't remember, he just had a thing with performing hemorrhoid checks.

>>129198031
>>129205793

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>>129207278
fucking right?
anon can you fetch the milk
hngggggggggggggggggggggg

>>129207190
if you could help me with this it would be greatly appreciated

>>129204338
world didnt start with kikes ,world wont end with kikes , at one point demise will fall upon the kikes

>>129198752
>green in Iraq

What is this?

>>129207748
roach invasion

>>129207425
eh
>>129207577
Aaah!

>>129207224
> Almost unheard of outside of tourist areas or really old houses (like mine)
Thats quite interesting, why would an old house a bidet? Was it from the Portugese influence ?

>>129207748
Turk-backed rebels fucking with the Kurds

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Which one of you guys made this?

The Assad Curse is so powerful, it can make even allies into enemies!

https://twitter.com/leithfadel/status/873097552576430081

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>>129207748
>What is this?
The future we chose

BIG


al manar announce 150km secured by SAA syria/jordan border

>>129207905
French, it became vogue in my area at one point in our glorious past.

>>129206927
Yes, a procrologist

>>129207636
That is true Croatio bro, but escalation will only helps Israel. Syria is already weak its army exhausted after 6 years of grinding war that has cost it manpower and money. Russia and Iran are helping but Syrian army cannot hope to face US coalition and Israel at the same time. Plus the T*ds are also chimping out.

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>>129208202
BIG IF HUGE

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Based Armenians
> tons of humanitarian aid from the Armenian people to Syria people

I wonder what they sent.

What's the latest on Qatar?

>>129208202
How are we with the Pilot-King?
Is he neutral?

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>>129208453
ivan please...
basharstein assadberg is a commie

>>129208597
American-Israeli fucktoy

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#Daraa on 9th day of Regime bombardment campaign.

#Daraa warcrimes.

>Syrian forces meet with units of the PMU on the Iraqi-Syrian border northeast of Al-Tanf

https://twitter.com/UUnionNews/status/873194202590580740

>>129208553
Qatar is still holding. Seems to be taking the Iran-Russia road for now. Saudis have said they will send them another list of demands within 10 days.

>>129198752
What the fuck? The rebels lost literally everything lmao.

>>129208702
Are SAA planning on invading Daraa or is this just a pounding so rebel gains stop?

>>129208542
That country is so poor and landlocked, yet they send aid to other people rather than their people.

>>129208553
>Qatar's leader won't accept Trump's White House invitation: report
>The leader of Qatar reportedly has no plans to accept President Trump's invitation for a meeting at the White House until the country moves past an effort by several Persian Gulf neighbors to isolate the nation.
>Trump initially appeared to take credit for the diplomatic break and side with Saudi Arabia in a string of tweets early week.
>But Trump a day later quickly changed his stance and indicated that he wants to help mend the spat.

WorldOnAlert @worldonalert 14m14 minutes ago
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#Daraa: Heavy #Assad airstrikes on #Daraa City today.


#Daraa warcrimes.

https://twitter.com/worldonalert

>1 week from now, Capture of Raqqah
>1-2 months from now, SAA is at Suknah, FSA is at Al Qaim border crossing
>3-6 months from now, SAA linked DeZ, FSA touched SDF in the West
>within one year, le Tanf is captured, Maghrebi dies assaulting a police squad shouting "this is for Syria"
this timeline is too predictable

>>129208553
#Iran Air Boeing 747 in Shiraz airport loading food shipments for #Qatar.
>https://twitter.com/MohammadZaam/status/873183318300397569

>>129208834
Katar is our bitch now. I don't how my lord did it but he absolutely did it.

>>129206849
>received training in rocket propelled grenade

EXPERT IN EXPLOSIVES

effing'el

a bit of a joke.

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>>129208833
Maybe you can learn something from them. Ill forgive Turkey if you guys stop the kurds.

>>129208739
either it's a lie or they sent 3 guys thru the desert to take a picture with the PMU

>>129208813
>https://twitter.com/UUnionNews/status/873194202590580740

long term plan is taking over whole Daraa city

atm a lot of poking by afghan/iranian militias and a lot of aistrikes/artillery

just trading some aghan/iranian militias for good jihadist figthers

eventually jihadist will break

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>>129208702
>bombardment campaign
Doesnt look like anything to me

>>129208739
TRUE IF HUGE

>>129209032
I wish we sided with Assad, we wouldn't have k*rd problem now and civil war would be probably over.

>>129209101
>https://twitter.com/UUnionNews/status/873194202590580740
Aleppo siege/battle lasted for months

long term plan is to take Daraa back

it wont happen in a week

it will take time

>>129208757
>10

I swear to Allah if you don't fulfill our demands THIS time, the shit will hit the fan, for serious.

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HMmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>129209012
>Katar is our bitch now.
You are delusional.

>>129209491
Or vice versa

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>>129209477

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>>129209243
> I wish we sided with Assad, we wouldn't have k*rd problem now and civil war would be probably over.
True, but there is still time for the Sultan to work with President Assad to stop this kurdish shit.
Arab Turkish alliance against kurds when?

>>129208834
>Saudis: Qatar is evil
>Trump: *shitposts Qatar on twitter*
>US military: hey mr. president we have 10k troops there
>Trump: Qatar is amazing, hey come to white house
>Qatar: friendship ended with US, now Iran, Russia and Turkey are my best friends
Did I get it right?

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>>129209477 (checked)
>>129209577 (checked)

>>129209305
>Aleppo siege/battle lasted for months
Its a fraction of the size and they got half of it already
I wouldnt say months

>>129209477
This can't be real. PLEASE BE REAL.

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>>129209243
Before the war Erdogan and Assad had good relations why did Turkey support the jihadis instead of siding with Syria or staying neutral?

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>>129209477
IS IT REAL

The SAA has reached the iraqi border north east of al tanif
https://mobile.twitter.com/C_Military1/status/873195346587004928

This is a reliable source.

>>129209477
LOL

US cucked again

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>>129209477

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>>129209477
But there is nothing there

>>129209782
Wow.
Didn't US make a second base north east? How defensible is their position? Are the gains secured?
MORE SOURCES PLEASE.

>>129209857
there's PMU on the other side

>>129209857
But if it's true, the SAA and PMU can set up a border crossing

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>>129209477
Slavic humor, best humor.

>>129209857
Government has land conenction with Iraqi government!!!!!!!
PMU ENTERING SYRIA SOON!

Deir Ezzor was fun ISIS but it is done now!!!

>>129209801
I smell the panic in you...

Dez will fall man

SOON SOON HUGE

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>>129209782
>>129209477

>>129209744
Same reason Hamas and Morsi sided with the FSA (Hamas are now back to Iran after Sisi), theyre MB.
The MB aims to gain power, they miscalculated in Syria. Around 2014 the MB knew that they lost Syria when the FSA was finished.

>>129209941
>>129209947
>>129209986

No I mean like, solid nothing
Not even a dirt road

>>129209673
but forces on SAA side are also in much greater numbers then Aleppo

it will take few months I think , but SAA will take it for sure

>>129209628
kek. much better than the one I wrote up.
>Be Qatar, biggest pimp of ME.
>Gibs money to all kinds of ME bitches;
>moderate bitches, heachopper bitches, moderate head chopper bitches, all belong to the Emir Pimp.
>Sees that his pimpin adventure in Syria is coming to an end;
>There will be no pipeline for delicious natural gas.
>Makes deal with non-friend Iran to explore huge gas field in territorial waters shared by both countries.
>A few months later…
>Trump does the traditional sword dance in Riyadh, then touches an orb.
>Saudis think interpret this sword dance as a blank check to do anything they want with Qatar.
>Saudis deliver ultimatum with 10 demands that Qatar would never, ever in their pimpin life, fulfill.
>Trump takes credit for all of this via twitter.
>State dept and Pentagons` mouth drops to the floor.
>Ivan diplomacy kicks in and Putin calls Qatar.
>Turkroach diplomacy kicks in and Erdogan calls Qatar.
>Persian diplomacy kicks in and Rohani calls Qatar.
>”Yo, we’ve had our differences, but you got delicious gas so we got your back, pimp.”
>Pentagon and State Dept rush to brief Trump on Qatar.
>Trump makes nice and calls Qatar, inviting them to white house to put all this behind them.

>>129200341
DEIR EZ ZOR WILL NEVER FALL
MAHGREBOI BTFO AGAIN

>>129201299
Is it shopped, or Mamoa is pro-Assad?

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>>129209801
You are not deleting that post and getting away with it!

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>>129209477
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>129210030
You can travel on hard sand (maybe it sin't even sand but rock desert anyways)

>>129209904
If this is correct >>129209477
Then they just took the long way and went around

>>129210030
The point is, there WILL be something if confirmed!

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>Captcha: Extra Road

>>129209243
Please send those fuckers back to iran, kurds are the biggest joke of a people out there.

>>129210242
>hoholmap screaming in pain

>>129210081
why do this autist delete his posts? does he get embarrassed by out retarded he sounds after he posts and then deletes?

HAHAHAHAHAHA AT TANF SOOOON FELLOW MUJAHEDEEEN AMIRITE?!?!?!?!? XDDDD
SPONGEBOB WILL NEVER RECOVER XDD

>>129210242
"Cut my life into pizza, this is my plastic fork." Hoholmanps Jihadmin 2017

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>>129210354
beauty to my ears

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>>129209243
It's never too late to start gassing the k*rds.

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>>129210388

If they start building the road and they really went around, how long until US fully invades?

>>129210483
Maybe Assad can hire you guys to deal with the SDF. Fax him your details.

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>>129210388
MUH ASS*ADISTS

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>>129210242
Looks like there is a ridge that could be used to overlook a road
And the highway is right across the border

WEW

>>129210589
That's not the real question.
The real question is:
>Are they ready to start WWIII?

>>129210388
BUSY D4Y F0R R3PORT3RS TOMO8OW

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NDF @NatDefFor 19m19 minutes ago
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#BREAKING
Hezbollah media announced that #SAA reached Al Tanf&Iraqi border
Waiting for official confirmation

Correction: border position northeast of Al-Tanf


Liwa al Quds also reported same thing.
Sources say that SAA liberated +5000 km2 but all aren't official for now


BREAKING
Russian MoD confirmed this news

>>129210816
Jesus Christ! The madmen did it!

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>>129210816
This can't be real

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>>129210816
>mfw the US tried to stop this!

>>129210816
BASED ASSAD WILL WIN

U S

B T F O

TRUMPKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH

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>>129210816
>map also has tal rifaat under government control
?

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>>129210816
>Russian MoD confirmed this news

gg no re amerikanski

I'm gonna bake next bread!

>>129209941
Holy Shit, I didn't see that. I assumed they would try to push west from Sinjar. Now they would have a straight shot through Anbar Province. FSA & Friends about to get zerged from Iran.

How did they reach the Iraqi border so quickly? Why didnt the Americans stop them?
It seems too good to be true.

>>129209673
Daraa is one of the strongest points for the rebels. It's very well fortified, the fighters there are hardy, and if anything goes wrong they can pop back across the border to Jordan to get medical aid, ammo, food, anything. There's also a river to worry about which makes strength in numbers a bit less effective.

>>129210816
based Assad

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>>129211109
EXPLOSIVE BREAD FOR EXPLOSIVE NEWS

They didn't see that coming did they?
The #SAA and allies captured many checkpoints on the borders with #Iraq and #Jordan
They didn't see that coming did they?
The #SAA and allies captured many checkpoints on the borders with #Iraq and #Jordan

>>129211142
It's a desert with very few people in it. They've probably stormed it for the last three days while other corps did a diversion, daring US to bomb them.

>>129211142
>Why didnt the Americans stop them?
They bombed SAA yesterday, maybe they'll do it today too

>>129211142
>Why didnt the Americans stop them?
They went around them, can't use self defence in that situations and I doubt they want to give russia more munition against them by commiting such a flagrant warcrime

>>129211002
>An add that says Europe is doomed
What is the add about?

NDF @NatDefFor 1m1 minute ago
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Replying to @NatDefFor
Russian MoD say that allied forces might attack toward Abu Kamal
NDF @NatDefFor 1m1 minute ago
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Replying to @NatDefFor
Russian MoD say that allied forces might attack toward Abu Kamal

>>129211017
So the constant movement on the Al-tanf road was just to deceive and divert us attention while Hezbollah took the northeastern road to capture reach the border?

>>129211228
Daraa should be kept to the very end, its got Israel and Jordan providing the rebel scum with help. After ISIS something should be done with the kurds, then Idlib, last would be Daraa.

>>129211142
A few drones were shot down but that's it

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https://twitter.com/Souria4Syrians/status/873202255444533250
>Unclear but according to reports this is what happened #SyriaIraqBorder

>>129211228
Daraa is a small city with far few habitats now than it originally had (about 100k), not the heart of Syria
You know where I am going with this

>>129211142
they tricked the americans by building a mcdonalds in the other side off the road

I wonder what the kikeposter will say in the next thread.

>>129211272
Rhymes with: eternal rest for intrusive Jews.

>>129210816
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!! WHAT MUST WE DO MY FELLOW MUJHADEEN?

>>129211356
OH SHIT

Where's Abu Kamal tho

>>129210816
>Correction: border position northeast of Al-Tanf
But I thought the Burgers set up a base farther north of al Tanf to claim that a de escelation zones as well so SAA couldnt approach them.
And Rebells reached close to Euphrates as well so they should have the SAA cut off from reaching Iraqi border if they claim it all a deescelation aka "we took your land lol" zone

>>129211347
I'll check it out, I'll be back soon

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>>129211420
Belgium'd

>>129211427
It's the heart of the rebellion, though. You might as well be claiming Stalingrad isn't important because it's hardly anything like Moscow or Leningrad.

>>129211530
syria-iraq border east of al-qaim on the euphrates

>>129211530
Huge if true. But what exactly is this Abu Kamal

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Burgers BTFO

>>129211420
But there's no road there. How is this significant if they can't actually meet up with Iraqi forces?

>>129211578
I mean, it would be less of a tragedy so to speak, if some artillery regiment accidentally leveled half the city, if you catch my drift

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>>129211530

>>129211360
Most likely covert ops, bless RuMoD :-DD

>>129211720
>But there's no road there
They will build one.

>>129211720
If true, as it seems now, there'll be a road there soon enough.