Brit/pol/ - More Fun Than Expected edition

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>Twitter on fire

>len mcluskey

this should be good

D U P
A R E G U Y S

second poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/13146381

http://www.strawpoll.me/13146381

http://www.strawpoll.me/13146381

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First for Dinoscepticism

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>voting

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Fuck taigs and dinos.

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Now UKIP is kill i unironically might vote corbyn next time

>>129197817
M A D M E N

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Do we think this ever happened?

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>British pound drops once again

RIP bongs

Reminder that most of us Brits think unionists are retarded, backwards cunts.

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>>129197756
Paisley's Spirit has led the DUP to Glory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fst41iLDUEY

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How should UKIP rebrand themselves in the September relaunch? Should they join with the BNP?

>Len McClusky says Labour must prepare for government

Why are they pretending they have a mandate?

>>129197909
>not writing in DUP

>>129197963
>London
Probably. THE ABSOLUTE STATE etc.

>>129197963
No

>>129197891
BUILT THAT CAGE

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The hangover I have today is so severe that it could take on its own personality and live a better life than me

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Threadly reminder that the DUP are /pol/-tier. (Stolen from the normies of Facebook)


>1. They want to legalise discrimination against LGBT people

>2. Homophobia is deep-rooted within the party

>3. They are anti-women's rights

>4. They oppose gay marriage

>5. They want to ban begging

>6. They support the death penalty

>7. They are besties with UKIP

>8. They could hold the balance of power within a weakened Tory government led by weak Theresa May

What did they mean by this?

https://twitter.com/SkyNewsBreak/status/873164923869777920

>>129197756
>meaning some people will be tricked into thinking they are getting a hard brexit while still getting 300k+ migration per year

Why do you keep posting these lies?

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mummy

>>129197998
because they will when DUP-tory collapse and a 2nd election is on

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post yfw Scotland votes Tory for the first time in a generation for a laff and saves the UK from the Progressive Alliance

>>129197963
lel

Reminder is was the youth turn out that caused a DUP coalition.

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8 reasons why the DUP Tory coalition is the one you should worry about

1. They want to legalise discrimination against LGBT people

2. Homophobia is deep-rooted within the party

3. They are anti-women's rights

4. They oppose gay marriage

5. They want to ban begging

6. They support the death penalty

7. They are besties with UKIP

8. They could hold the balance of power within a weakened Tory government led by weak Theresa May

ALSO THE PARTY ARE ENOCH JOINED AFTER LEAVING THE TORIES FOR BEING "TOO RACIST"

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>129197991
DUKIP

>>129198079
>6am

Somebody make a DUP WAKEY WAKEY edit

>>129197885
>>129197756
Voted yes on both

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>>129198079

It means no official coalition, but the DUP have agreed to prop up the Tories whilst Corbyn is the Labour leader because of his love for the IRA.

HEARING FROM DUP

>>129197979
>Reminder that most of us Brits
Most of you labour cucks you mean

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>>129197756
Isn't it funny...

no I dont like this at all
worst part is this is literally the best we could have hoped for and it's still a shit sandwich
our politics are in a big hole that I dont see it ever returning from

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>>129197963

DUP statement incoming!

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IT WAS HIS TUUURN

>>129197991
they should just go full DNP and call dinosaurs pseudoscience to be completely honest

Can't believe May hasn't resigned. Tory MP's must be furious with her.

>>129197979
I'm sure a coalition with the conservative party will be just fine. it won't completely blow up in the face of the conservative party and lead to a literal marxist becoming prime minister

>>129197870
absolutely no basis for that 72% figure yet lad

also there's no clarification if it's 72% of all young voters or just 72% of registered young voters, remember that younger voters are generally less likely to be registered to vote

>>129198079
>6:08 AM

WHY ARE THEY ACTING LIKE THEY WON THE ELECTION?

Fucking hell this is just weird.

DUP
licate threads aye

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Press F to pay respects

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>>129198082
>lies

>Brexit Secretary David Davis has said the Conservatives aim to bring immigration down to "sustainable levels as soon as is economically viable". In its manifesto, the Party repeated its commitment to reduce annual net migration to less than 100,000

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/39975187

>>129198137
>ALSO THE PARTY ARE ENOCH JOINED AFTER LEAVING THE TORIES FOR BEING "TOO RACIST"
no he joined the UUP not the DUP and Paisley attacked him for being a Anglo-Catholic

>>129198265
>2017-2017

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>>129198137
I'm rock hard. DUP English parties when?

>>129197973
Umm, no sweetie

Low sterling means we can undercut your business even harder than we are currently

>>129198257

We won't know official turnout figures until next week it's all speculation at the moment.

>>129198186
But if there is no agreements how could the DUP get any say on actual policies?

>>129198265
most punchable face in UK politics

Yeah the tories might have won a majority, but Corbyn failed to win a Labour government for the third general election in a row. That's very impressive and a sign of his surefootedness, the BBC tells me

>>129198247

When it's this close she can't resign, but she's not seeing another general election that's for sure.

i hate dinos but i also hate orange marches

bit conflicted

>>129198084
Do you think she would have done a better job?

>>129198065
Best timeline.

May is out, Rudd is in, no internet monitoring and plenty of liberal tears.

>>129198265
bin that rat

>>129198260
>>129198144
It says 3:08 PM to me

>>129198310

They won't, they support what the Tories put through that might be defeated, they vote how they want on other things.

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F

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4

ULSTER PRIDE WORLD WIDE

>>129198332
This was his first election, not third.

Looking forward to the rest on the UK learning about the DUP desu lads

not just our problem anymore

>>129197988
>ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN
>ALL GOOD CHILDREN GO TO HEAVEN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4

>the DUP will have a list of demands

wew

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4

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>dup saying talk of a deal is premature and they have a list of demands
They hold all the cards.

>>129197979
It's true, we are.

>>129198385
S

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>>129198304

>post yfw Political meetings held in Brit/pol/ threads.

>>129198065
>Threadly reminder that the DUP are /pol/-tier
Correct they talk a lot and ultimately do nothing. /pol/ in a nutshell.

>>129198137
>that pic
>anglos trying to claim pride in apartheid
>after mercilessly attacking boers
>then dismantling apartheid
ewe

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>All these loyalists creaming themselves

The DUP has been cucking themselves to republicans for years to avoid a flare up in the troubles.

They talk a lot of powerful rhetoric, but they do very little. Much like Sinn Fein.

Basically, both parties are just fronts for now-defunct terrorist organisations, and are just walking on eggshells pretending the violence didn't happen.

Seriously, expect little to change in NI. That is, if the government even gets formed and if the coalition remains stable for five years (toppest of keks)

Why is May getting into with known Terrorist supporters after attacking Corbyn over it?

>>129198304
Starting now lad. Taigs and Muslims out.

>>129198365
she's not a fucking crusty autistic robot so probably

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>>129198265
>>129198303

>>129198380
Then why are we celebrating? I want actual right wing policies implemented damnit

>>129198261
Communists are known for the denial of objective reality, anon.
Also the expectations for Labour were so fucking low that the fact a giant pit didn't open up and swallow them into the depths of hell is enough to make them ecstatic.

>>129198385
SALMOND GOT SMOKED

>>129198411

hopefully its

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Socialist_Program

>>129198305
>Value of GBP falls to Zimbabwe tier
>No raises for Citizens in years
>Inflation added into the mix

I'm so sorry Bongs

Now enjoy your mass migration and keep clapping at getting rid of White European immigrants.

No one will stop you from turning into Africa now

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>>129198265

obligatory

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWslURCokEo

What did he mean by this?

>>129198332
Its his first election and he did well, beyond what anyone was expecting

http://www.strawpoll.me/13146481

http://www.strawpoll.me/13146481

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Sup, complete newfag to brit /pol/itics in general.

Do you nerds support tories, labour, or UKIP (even if it has virtually no chance to win in a vote)?

May has to fucking go. She lost the majority when she expected to be walking away with a landslide.
The absolute fucking state of her. Go and run through some wheat, you useless old harridan

>>129198411
>when you hold the U.Ks goverment by the balls and instead of cutting your losses you just keep squeezing
/ourguys/ confirmed

It was a good right wing evening but...I'm still sweating over the snooping charter..

This IS 4chan.

>>129198411
>no shops open on Sundays
>Creationism taught in schools
>Taigs out

>>129198479
Yeah I guess there is that, it's just bizarre to see.

I wonder when lefties will realize that we are still going to have a Conservative government for maybe 5 years?

>>129198536

We're walking the floor to DUP.

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>>129198419
PRAISE HIM

>>129198472

We will, the Tories will have to drop some of their more SJW policies or risk losing a vote.

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>tfw your cheeky referendum completely destabilises the next generation of British politics

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>>129198496
>>129198265

>>129198385
If any good came from this election, it's Tasmina, Angus and Alex all losing their seats to tories.

>>129198536
Begrudingly tories usually. This is result is pretty good here. UKIP is based but without nige kinda pathetic.

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>>129198411
A LIST OF PEACEFUL AND REASONABLE DEMANDS

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So how much was /britpol/ wrong?

>No tory landslide as predicted
>Threw away their majority and lost seats
>UKIP wiped out but left to labour, the north didn't go blue
>72% youth turnout
>Amber Rudd surprisingly kept her seat after three recounts of the votes
>Pro-brexit Tory MP's ousted by labour
>Labour made some gains against SNP, rather than most SNP seats turning blue
>Corbyn still here and the labour party still here
>May possibly resigning


Am I missing anything?

>>129198536
UKIP, then Tories, and we also like the DUP.
Hate Labour

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>>129198577

>has been killed by suicide
>killed
>suicide

>>129198566
snooper charter is gone desu

anything in tory manifesto is gone as well

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>Daily Politics next week
>Michael Fallon or whoever is on
>"Let's talk about the DUP."
>"What about them not believing in dinosaurs?"
>"What about the homophobia?"
>"What about the Pope being the Antichrist?"
>"What about no abortion for rape victims?"
>and so on
>implying Tory MPs are going to put up with this shit
>implying none of them are going to call them fuckwits
>implying this isn't how Theresa ends up with a vote of no confidence

Can't last. Won't last.

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WHAT IS THIS TIMELINE?

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Ulster and Scotland save the Union and election

>>129197756
One possible consequence of this is that people the Conservatives will have to abandon the middle ground.

The kind of broadly appealing policies that aim to please everyone are not working anymore.

If the Conservatives want the whole of UKIP's vote share, the have to say what UKIP were saying.
They have to be unequivocal on immigration and its effects on the working class, because nobody else wants to address that.

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>voted Labour to stop Tories getting crushing victory and going for hard Brexit
> Tory minority government happens
> now held to ransom by far-right Brexiteers and DUP
> extreme Brexit confirmed

I DID NOT VOTE FOR THIS

AAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH

jesus i just realised the tories lost a general election where 2 (two) terrorist attacks occurred during the campaign

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>>129198065
Perfect

>>129198411
nail it to Number 10

On the bright side I don't think we'll see any pointless leftist rioting.

>>129198411
So do the Tories have no choice but to bend the knee to them?

>tfw Hitler lost

how do you deal the sadness, brit/pol/?

>>129198459
because it was scare tactics, not an actual value she holds

>>129198536
We support the DUP

>>129198536
we generally like UKIP sorta meh maybe support conservatives

but DUP are forever /ourguys/

>DUPles

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Things that will happen in the next 12 months

>Theresa May will resign
>Brexit will be fucked
>Nigel will come back
>Corbyn will charge forward, taking the piss out of May at every step

>>129198577
>every person who has been killed by the act of someone intentionally killing themselves

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NEVER NEVER NEVER

>>129198665
That's my one comfort here.

Cons in England fails, but Unionists in N.Ireland and Scotland will save us. Fucking glorious really, considering the circumstances.

>>129198699
they really really don't want Corbyn to be PM, so there's that.

>>129198660
>tfw im catholic but 100 percent loyal to the queen and think ireland is british

Most of australia is catholic and loves the queen too

>>129198660

THERE ISN'T GOING TO BE A COALITION YOU RETARD

>>129198629
Invasion of ROI guided by Ian Paisley's ghost

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>>129198406

>>129198602
I fucking hope lad but that only concerns non-right policies, if the tories never put forward right wing policies themselves, we'd never get them

>>129198459
Because terrorism is OK when you do it for 'ER MAJ

>>129198660
The antichrist part is right at least.

>>129198703
I don't because I'm not a Jerry cuck

>>129198635
>>Labour made some gains against SNP, rather than most SNP seats turning blue

wrong

>>129198717
fuck off

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Kek

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>>129198744
Checked.

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DUP speech soon.

I really should go to bed.

I'll never call you Irish Potato Niggers ever again.

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>>129198661
>>129198426
this happening isn't even begun

It's going to be roaring 12th of July this year.

>>129198426
Enjoy your minority government Tory boys. These dumb potato niggers are in control and will make unreasonable demands.

>>129198786

A hard Brexit will get through parliament that is all that should matter at the moment, the other things can wait until 2019.

>>129198744
Sinn Fein btfo

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>>129198419

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>yfw Corbyn meets with the DUP and steals them from the tories

DUP>>UKIP>>BNP>>TORIES>>powergap>>Lib Dems>>Greens>>anotherpowergap>>Labour

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>spend the last 2 months warning of a "coalition of chaos" if people voted for Corbyn
>ends up forming a coalition with a bunch of nutters straight out of the 18th century

>>129198849
same but thinking of just powering through to normal bedtime

>>129198850

Ulster loyalists are mainly of Scottish ancestry not Irish.

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>>129198823
Butthurt poo-poker detected.

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>>129198769
THE BISHOP OF ROME HATH NO JURISDICTION IN THIS REALM OF ENGLAND

>>129198699
if they want to not have comrade.c lead the country yes

>when U.K politics becomes so unstable christian ethno-sectarian nationalists seize the goverment

>>129198874

What's the significance of that date?

>>129198411

To get some of that help the Government has given to Libyan moderates.

>>129198675
Nobody is falling for this false flag
the left made up a lot of ground this election and it will keep going in the future

>>129198903

Corbyn is hated by the DUP can you guess why?

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>tfw northern irish
>tfw home rule is gonna become a thing again
>tfw seeing catholic tears on the daily
it feels
G R E A T
R
E
A
T

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>>129198777
>digits

Confirmed

>>129198825
sensible policies for a happier Britain

>>129198924
And yet people still voted for this band of incompetent Jews. Getting a bit annoying famalam.

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>>129198882
>implying i'm a tory

>>129198823
go back to /r9k/ and gas yourself

Lads, what does this mean for Brexit?
I hear some people saying this guarantees the hardest of Brexits because May wont be able to disagree with the hardliners in her party.

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Boris confirmed PM

>>129198813
two days ago I was read comment after comment how Ruth would eliminate the SNP vote up north, unionist voters voting blue instead of red

So how come labour still won seats up there?

>>129198922
>DUP
Soft brexit

Just do away with universal suffrage.

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>>129198777

>>129197963
Neither do i to be quite honest

>>129198777

Will unironically join the army if kek wills this into being.

>>129198922
wrong

UKIP >>>> DUP >>> BNP >>>powergap>>>Labour>>>greens>>>lib dems>>>SNP>>>Sinn fein>>>PC

>post yfw the UK is headed for chaos but nige returns like King Arthur to save Britain

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What was brit/pol/ like when the exit poll was announced?

>>129198961
They regained the ground lost by the absolute shambolic Ed, and nothing more.
This was against the most pathetic tory campaign in living memory.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWslURCokEo

>tfw right wing catholic
>tfw no idea how to feel right now

>>129199026
Woah, we've cultivated our own Drumpf.

Question for the Brit fags; If I'm understanding the situation correctly, the Tories did not do as well as expected, effectively splitting your Parliament down the middle with no clear majority resulting in hung Government, correct?

>>129198950
Orange Order Parades, Bonfires the size of houses and casual rioting. A perfect summer celebration. Youtube it.

>>129199026
Turbo twat Turk

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Miss me yet?

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>>129199013
A Goy

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>>129198950
Annual orange order parade/ riots in Norn Iron

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ANY OF YOU CUNTS ITT LOVE FLEGS??

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>Most generous manifesto in history

STILL LOSES

>>129199114
no, they got a supermajority

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>>129199090

More happy than not, anon, but I too know that feel.

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>>129198600
>>129198626
>>129198640
>>129198717
>>129198741
Alright, danke

So tories are typical conservative faggots with no better conservative alternative in sight, UKIP is a shitty party with no guidance without Nigel, DUP is the meme party, and labour are leftist faggots. Did I get that right?

>>129198939
still gaelic
but that doesn't fit with shitty brit/pol/ snark

Do you think David Davies or Jacob Rees-Mogg could replace May?

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>>129199026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aauzTkz23hc

>>129199114
No tories won with the DUP as majority

>>129199114
shut the fuck up

I'm a kipper normally but this time I tactically voted Tory to keep Corbyn out of number 10. He and his incompetent party are a danger to our economy, security services and demographics.

>>129199090
*kills your priest*
oops

>>129199177
rees-mogg absolutely wont, he's just a meme

>>129199026
>inb4 '4D chess'

>>129198950

A dutch king invaded Britain

>>129199177
JRM is too overtly posh to be accepted as PM
Davies could do it

The DUP are a shower of bastards and legit terrorist sympathizers. The papers are going to use this to be the rope to hang May before Bojo's inevitable ascension and election 2 : electric boogaloo

Kay Burley is so shit at her job.

>how many more seats did she win than you guys?
>whose going to be Prime minister?

Kay Burley trolling Labour cunt

>>129199177

Davis, yes. Moggy is probably too lazy to run, plus he'd had no support in the north.

>>129199114
No, a hung parliament is a result so bad that the people have to physically hang the entire government. It takes a few days to prepare for. It's weird but it's from Magna Carta so that's why we do it.

>>129199175
100%

SURE IT IS OLD, BUT IT IS BEAUTIFUL

>>129198553
>Go and run through some wheat, you useless old harridan

You've taught me a new word lad.

>>129197756
>DUP+CON is still only a majority of 2

And then we subtrac the republican SF... and much nicer.

>>129199138
Why was she the only competent female leader in history?

>>129198660
There is no coalition they're just backing them up in exchange for favours, they usually vote the same way anyway.

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>>129198773

You think that excuse is going to fly?

>"We have nothing to do with the DUP."
>"So why did you need their help to form a government?"
>"..."

And it doesn't even need to be about an "agreement"; what will happen is Tory MPs will be quizzed on it and when they come out against the wacky shit (and they will) this will be leveraged into them questioning May's judgement and it will snowball from there.

Someone will call the DUP a bunch of mad cunts that no-one should listen to and the next question will be about why May saw fit to seek out their support. It's a clusterfuck.

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THESE GOYS WILL SAVE BRITAIN & THE UNION

SAY THANK YOU

DUP making an announcement

>>129199176

Gaelic is a language not an ethnicity? Do you even know anything about the history of Northern Ireland?

>>129199203
>a danger to our economy, security services and demographics.
'what is every UK political party?'

>>129199177
Reminder that Mogg voted in favour of the Snoopers Charter, despite depicting himself as some sort of traditional conservative or classical liberal against increased state power and defender of British institutions and traditions.
(http://www.publicwhip.org.uk/division.php?date=2016-06-07&number=13&display=allvotes)

Reminder that Mogg is a notorious carpet-bagger and stood in seats from Scotland to Shropshire to Somerset before he actually won a seat.
(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacob_Rees-Mogg#Before_entering_Parliament)

Reminder that Mogg disavowed the ‘Traditional Britain’ group after he caved under pressure from the leftist media for speaking to a genuinely socially conservative group
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23617555)

Reminder that Mogg helped to campaign against UKIP’s Mark Reckless in the 2014 Rochester By-Election – a crucial make-or-break moment in UKIP’s history that would’ve destroyed the party’s momentum and prevented Brexit from ever happening had Reckless not been elected.
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-7MbLwG0AU)

Reminder that if Mogg placed his principles and nation above party and career then he would’ve defected to UKIP alongside Carswell and Reckless back in 2014, back when there was significant UKIP momentum and it seemed as if UKIP could gain several seats in Parliament.

DUP ON BBC

Is brexit over?

>>129199175
Yeah but DUP arent meme guys, they're unironically super important now

>>129199026
he already blew his chance, not seeing it.

>>129199292
Immigration continued.

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>>129198950
>>129199126
>>129199157

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>The tories form a government with DUP, a complete ethno-nationalist, unionist party

Goddammit

>>129199307
Alt light leave

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>>129199143
Is it time?

i hope your meme governnent works out for you bongs, best of luck

>>129199175
DUP are real in Northern Ireland m8.

>>129199339
ye, cancelled

>>129198081
>>129197186
He fucked it big time. He was absolutely saved by the Scottish Lib Dems, and good constituency MP's that lost in 2015. He almost lost his own seat he was that incompetent, and fucked Clegg in the arse because he knew he was about to be replaced by him.

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>this is the new government

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>IRA sympathiser
>Look forward to left wing coalition
>Scuppered by right wing DUP joining tories

DUP Leader looks like Jahans

>>129199026
Here come dat PM

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>>129199245
DUP can't be dropped, Bojo will have coalition with the DUP.

THINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER

>>129199300

Complete bollocks, the DUP can vote how they want, and at the moment Brexit is more important than Gay marriage which is already fucking legal.

>>129199166
woes at :17

>>129199177
either would be great desu

but why do people get a hard on for Boris so much? I mean i like him but dont understand the hype

>>129199175
>DUP is meme party
well they are a real party their manifesto is essentially just the bible with catholic hate mixed in still /ourguys/

btw where the honest fuck is pic related from ive asked multiple people multiple times?

>>129199292
Her neo-liberal policies in part led to the mass immigration we see today.

Kike Tories will try to deny this, but it's true.

>>129198304
Democratic Union of Nationalists when?

DUP speaking on BBC News.

>here we go

>>129199292
She disregarded all femininity and acted like a man.

>>129199423
Im not british so i like him because he wants to get the /canzuk/ stuff going.

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>>129198926
I work nights though lol

>>129199339

No it's going to be turbo charged now.

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>>129199411

>>129198445

Where do these people think the money for the programmes comes from?

People who voted Tory are not bad people. They just don't want to see the country bankrupted into oblivion.

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>>129199227
more like "zero-gravity basketball"

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>>129199341
>>129199381
>>129199436
I just meant "meme party" from some of their propositions, according to this thread. No offenses meant
No idea by the way, maybe reverse archive search and sift through the threads for a potential answer?

What are the chances of the Tories and DUP ending Irish people being able to vote in NI?

This is how insane the modern British left is.

https://twitter.com/rubytandoh/status/872742927973457924

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UNITED KINGDOM

>this triggers the taig

>>129199202
Ah yes, English politeness. And you wonder why we broke away.

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>>129199272

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>>129199396

Ulster doesn't forget.

>no coalition mentioned

>>129199373
Thanks burger we always appreciate your contributions to these threads. Please keep them coming.

Question Time on tonight. I bet poor ol' Dimbles conks out live on air

>>129199114

just fuck off burger

>>129199532

Do...do you understand how anything works?

>>129199553

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

>>129199329

>Gaelic is not an ethnicity

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaels

>>129199572
FOR ENOCH!

>>129199523
>their positions
oh of course
>pope is possesed by muh devil
>dinosaurs dont exist
>earth is 6000 years old

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I just woke up. Can somebody explain what the FUCK happened amd what happens next? Who is the real winner here?

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>>129199294

Every single Tory MP is going to be asked if they condemn certain DUP policies. They're going to be asked if May condemns them

It’s a PR nightmare. And all it takes is for one Tory MP to take a stand and the dominoes start falling for May.

She couldn't even handle basic questions during the election; how do you think she's going to fare when asked about homos or dinosaurs?

>abortion is murder, you're all going to fucking hell

Wow these guys are full-on.

>>129197963
Did orwell really shoot an elephant?

>>129199523
>being opposed to trannies, abortion and gay marriage are 'meme propositions'
State of you lad

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>>129199516
>People who voted Tory are not bad people.

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>>129199026
Here comes the boris

>>129199411
They can and will. You honestly think the media aren't going to question tory MP's on the DUP's insane opinions? I give this less than 12 months before we're having another election because they will not and can not get on

>THA YOONYUN
>THA YOONYUN
>THA YOONYUN
>THA YOONYUN
>THA YOONYUN

Kek

>Last nights haggis STILL banging on about indyref2

>>129199597

The longer they hold it to ransom, the more influence they'll have on policy.

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Not much said tbqh.

>>129199640

Gaels yes, Gaelic no.

>>129199673
A Center Right govt got more right over night.

>>129199673
Not sure, but dinosaurs are the definite losers

>>129199673
>Who is the real winner here?
British nationalists

>>129199637
Keep talking paddy

GFA and Anglo-Irish about to get

O V E R T U R N E DUP

>>129199553
>Sorry you are not authorised to view these tweets.

an actual patriot for a fucking change

Shit speech

>>129199597
its never been mentioned, its just an "understanding"

>>129199177
Mogg doesnt want to pursue anything higher. He's comfy at where he is

I miss Davey C

>>129199413

>Tory MP on Sky right now - RIGHT NOW
>first question: "What about the anti-homo stuff they say?"

Is this like brexit+trump win tier upset?

I don't know about your millions of different parties cause I'm a burger and can't keep track of more than 3 or 4.

>>129199721
how did they manage to spin losing 21 seats into a mandate for indyref?

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>>129199553