Brit/pol/ -IRELAND IS BRITISH

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>>129194381
is he /ourguy/?

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>>129194381
Behold.

The men who saved England.

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>>129194479
or is HE /ourguy/?

Use first

>>129192779
>>129192779

RIGHT WING DEATH SQUADS ON THE MAKING!

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JUST

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>>129194381
When i was young... i had no sense... i bought a flute... for 50 pence!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZF2DNcezHs

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>british "women"

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>>129194546

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>>129194381

DUP is supported by Saudi Arabia

I'd like to see /pol/ use their mental gymnastics to get out of this one.

>>129194381
fuck the huns, every time i visit my cousins up north, they are out marching blocking up all the roads.

>>129194672
fuck me

who is raiding? or is this why there are janny vacancies

>>129194619
Americans are amorphous blobs of lard and excrement. You aren't human.

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NANA NANA NA NANA NANANA NANA

NANA NANA NA NANA NANANA NANA!!

>>129194769
>fill country with shitskins from oil rich countries
>wowww they're donating in our elections!

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IT BEGINS

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>>129194619
>American '''Women'''

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>>129195023
all fenian bastards must go

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>Be me.
>Pseudo-romantic friendship with Indian girl.
>Never becomes serious because of my views on race mixing.
>Somehow, she gets over it and we're still friends.
>Starts long-distance relationship with Amerishart, diluted version of me. (Less /pol/-tier).
>Keeps flirting with me.
>Can see myself potentially being shuffled into the position of emotional tampon.

Thinking I should break ties before I catch serious feels, lads. Tell me I'm right in this.

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>>129194898

>[MICKS BOOING]

How many DUP piolicies will make it to England? How much power will they have?

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>>129194562
FUCK THE POPE AND THE IRA

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>>129194619

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>>129195256

ALL OF THEM.

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>>129195256
all of them.

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>>129195344
>>129195150
>>129194950
looks like I struck a nerve

>>129195256
All of them

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Name a better moment from the election than this.

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MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

TORY'S WE CAN'T LET THE MAJORITY GOVERMENT SLIP

>>129195256
very little i'd say, they'll just get to soften some of the tories liberal stances of a few things and get massive infrastructural budget for Northern Ireland.

>>129195493
>IS THIS STRONG AND STABLE, PRIME MINISTER?

>>129195470
Yeah, you were only pretending to be retarded.

>>129195493
I think I prefer Angus losing his and I ain't even Scottish. Just knowing the prick has no reason to waddle over the border any more makes my dick diamonds

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>>129194381
>(((Unionists)))

Fucking dropped. I stand with Sinn Fein, Jeremy Corbyn and the IRA.

Summary:
>may calls election thinking it'll be a yuge supermajority win
>election night comes and "exit polls" show a hung parliament is assured, media crows about it for hours
>everyone makes fun of may and tories
>results start coming in
>scotland shits the bed and ironically votes tory, SNP drops 30 seats altogether
>nationalists in ireland shit the bed, DUP gains historically high seats at 10
>tories manage to get 310 seats thanks to snp exploding and DUP agrees to coalition with them if they do everything they say
>people still making fun of may
>also making fun of corbyn

>>129195555
nah that was pretty reddit

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JUST

This is inarguably better than a Tory win, the only question is who is replacing May?

It simply has to be someone who was pro-Brexit, I feel. We're agreed on David Davis?

VOTE IRA GET DUP

>>129194381
Fuck off paddy scum, none of you cunts will ever be British.

Deluded twats, you're not even on the same fucking island. Britain is where British people come from, not your shit fuck hole over the other side of the sea.

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>>129195675
you don't get a vote aussie. piss off

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>>129195493
SNP losing 21 seats including salmond and angus robertson

How long until 'Tory Scum' protests?

>>129195493
http://m.huffpost.com/uk/entry/uk_5939f990e4b024026877b6fa

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What the hell's my sister reading lads? Think it's feminist shite?

>>129195870
this. angus robertson getting btfo in particular gave me a semi

What will be in a DUP influenced Queens Speech?

>>129195875
#NotMyPrimeMinister is trending, so soon maybe

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Osborne going in dry

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*** CRITICAL POLL ***

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>I spoilt my ballot paper because it was a choice between a communist and May who wanted fox hunting and to censor the internet.

>>129195875
wait until tonight

>>129195675
and the Muslims

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>implying this arrangement can survive once Tory MPs start getting grilled on DUP policies

I give it a week.

Have a Chinese munchy box.

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>>129195675

>DUP are too extreme for my liking

nu tory

>>129195875
Tomorrow there will be some, for sure.

Selfishly stretching the already stretched London police for literally no gain.

>>129195493
He's a massive eurocuck but I still feel a bit sorry for him

>>129194381
>faggot op edition.
Bet you voted for May like a good little cuck.

>>129195926
osborne looks so petulant every time he attacks her

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>mfw EU funds new IRA insurgency in N.Ireland

/NIG/ North Ireland General civil war threads when?

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>>129194619
>American "womyn"

Oppose fox hunting

Get Catholic hunters

>>129195976

The Met can stop them if they want to.

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Dead is dead.

>>129195683
>the far right now rule the uk and it's beautiful

> Farage back
Farage is irrelevant,fucking lightweight now.
He is and will remain nobody.

>reminder that Olney and Ahmed-Sheikh both lost their seats

>>129195493
>his smile and optimism, gone.

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Where does Boris Johnson stand on the Bogdanoff question?

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>Progressive Alliance forms to topple the Tories with an alliance of SNP, Scottish Labour, Scottish Lib Dems, English Labour and English Lib Dems
>Scotland votes Tory for the first time in a generation

SCOTLAND
THE
BRAVE

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>>129196104

>>129195909
meaningless self confidence bollocks. really not worth thinking about

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>>129195964
Noice.

>Labour acting smug all night
>DUP gain huge influence
>the leftist rage happens
Did keek deliver?

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>>129195932
*smiles autisticly*

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THIS IS THE FUTURE WE CHOSE

>>129194381

> This thread.

Well done lads, DUP are our greatest ally.

Also, Dehenna Davison looked nice didn't she? Shame she lost.

>>129195859
t. Albert O'Barbosa

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Did somebody expected this outcome?

The tories forming a gov't with DUP? Fucking kek

>Former Party Chairman Steve Crowther has been appointed Interim Leader of UKIP

Nuttall looks to have left politics with his Twitter now deleted.

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TAIGS ARE TRYING TO SWAY THE POLL

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Picture it.

>Daily Politics next week
>Tory MP on as a talking head
>gets hit in the face hard with DUP mentalism by Neil
>homophobia, Bible literalism etc.
>asked to justify it
>this goes on EVERY SINGLE TIME A TORY MP IS ON A NEWS PROGRAMME

It's never gonna last.

>>129195493
The best moment of the election was was Alex Salmond's seats flipped

>>129195964
i must say the nord irons have more regalia and patriotic emblem stuffs than any other party in the uk

>>129196253
I thought it would be hung, didn't know who would end up governing, or how.
Not that it really matters whose in charge.

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>>129196201

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>>129196272

>"Do dinosaurs exist?"
>present tense
>"Yes"

Reminder that Tory HQ is foaming at the mouth at even having to consider a deal after starting with a massive lead in the polls.

>>129196280
This. DUP are too archaic and right wing. Once the UK's general public learns this it won't be long until the Tories are pressured to severe the alliance.

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>>129196157
Makes up for Brexit I'd say.

>>129195964
Cut the hag but I love the rest

>>129195967
This.
>Old cons hate the dup.
If she had any sense she'd let Corbyn become pm, anyone being pm in this situation is fucked along with their party.

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>>129196272

>>129196253
I considered it a possibility in 2015

>>129196392
Take another look at vince cable

>>129196280
>Not knowing that Neil is a tory

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>this gideon banter

>>129196280
>>129196401

There is not going to be an alliance / coalition though. It's a supply and demand sort of thing, the DUP will back the Tories where they could lose a vote.

>>129195201
100% if she isn't fucking you, she will use you as a tampon. End it.

>>129196444
Nah but with fucking DUP

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Cheers for the seats May

Enjoy the long night of knives by Tories backstabbing for PM position

>>129196479
He grills both sides pretty well

>>129196303
Both sides are very image-inspired people. I don't think they read much desu. Simpletons the Irish.

So let me get this straight.
>turn out for young voters was higher than normal
>this caused a potential coalition with DUP
>DUP is even less in the favour of young liberal voters

So they basically fucked themselves?

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Love it when a plan comes together.

>>129196480
b-but she was his colleague in the grand cameron cabinet

>>129196394
The 1922 committee is already kicking up a fuss and (internally) saying to prepare for a busy weekend.

>>129196490
Yeah it will be as loose an agreement as possible, no way we'll see a formal coalition like in 2010

>>129196253

It's always been considered if the Tories are just below a majority the Ulster loyalists will back them up.

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>>129196391
>>129196201
arise

LET NONE BE FOOLED THESE BE CROKODEYLE TAERS YE BE CRYIN'

>when your (((conservative))) enemy is such a retard all you have to do is promise enough free shit to win
>at the last minute scotland redeems itself and the unionists support the conservatives
>when you by supporting retard groups like greens and SNP and fracturing the left vote you get a literal christian ethno-sectarian /pol/ party

SNP and ultra-lefts quintessentially BTFO

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>>129194381
the good old days are coming back. keep it up .

>>129196479
>>129196556
He's a small c conservative.

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fresh off the press lads

>>129196619
yeah but they expected the UUP not the DUP

>>129196490
Reminder that the Tory manifesto wasn't run past Tory MPs and we can expect rebellion on literally every single vote.

This is a government that will seriously struggle to govern.

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GAS TAIGS
GAS DINOS

>>129196490

It's still damaging.

And it's more and more damaging the longer it goes on.

>>129196556
He won't shrill shit for 5 years. He'll do it once/twice, then stop

meme and banter potential is off the charts

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NOBODY EXPECTS THE UNIONIST INQUISITION

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Nice one lads.

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>>129196665
>they wont work with ukip
>but will work with dup

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>>129196665
Top lad

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>lefties already REEing about DUP/Tory alliance
>they will simultaneously push for PR, so this sort of thing happens every single election

>>129196694

Not on the important things like Brexit, that is all that fucking matters to me, get a hard Brexit for God sake, Tories only need to last for 2 years then bollocks to them.

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>>129196665

>>129194524
>>129195075

Thanks, makes sense.

>>129194479
He's my MP

Seems nice, didn't vote for him on principle though. Maybe if he ran for UKIP I would

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>>129196665
hey hey HEY NIGE IS COMING BACK OKAY?

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*blocks your path*

>>129196714

You can't stop someone voting for something, Labour MPs have backed Tory legislation and vice versa.

>>129196770
>what are birds?

>>129196785
Can somebody post twitter reactions

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I just woke up with the hangover from hell and I can barely open my eyes but aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahzhahahahzhahz

>>129196828
thicc

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>Farron raises possibility of Conservative/Lib Dem deal
>Says: "No deal is better than a bad deal"

Top kek

SINGING HALLELUJAH WITH THE FEAR IN YOUR HEART

>>129196280

pretty much this.

DURING THE NEGOTIATIONS THE DUP WANTS TO SEE
A FOCUS ON THE FOLLOWING PRIORITIES AND OBJECTIVES:
1. Successful outward-looking knowledge-based economy in
Northern Ireland
2. Ease of trade with the Irish Republic and throughout the European
Union
3. Maintenance of the Common Travel Area
4. Strengthened relationships across the four components parts of the
United Kingdom with no internal borders
5. Northern Ireland-specific solutions achieved through active
Executive engagement
6. Particular circumstances of Northern Ireland with a land border
with the EU fully reflected
7. Frictionless border with Irish Republic assisting those working or
travelling in the other jurisdiction
8. Progress on new free trade deals with the rest of the world
9. Comprehensive free trade and customs agreement with the
European Union
10. Northern Ireland established as a hub for trade from Irish Republic
into the broader UK market
11. Customs arrangements which facilitate trade with new and
existing markets
12. Confidence and capacity within local businesses to maximize
opportunities
13. Business to retain competiveness and not face additional costs
14. Arrangements to facilitate ease of movement of people, goods
and services

Why are people making jokes about the DUP being terrorists?

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>>129196828
*riddles you with hollowpoints*

>>129196772
why would they work with a party with no MPs

>>129196772
honestly DUP is more /ourguys/ then UKIP to be completly honest

imagine a northern irish BNP but you also hate Catholics and irishmen

>>129196846
A very beautiful thing created by God 3000 years ago

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Evening Standard cartoon.

Bit much.

>>129196887
15. Proportionate regulatory regime which can promote
competiveness, with legislation to suit our local needs
16. Local input into new UK agriculture and fisheries policies which
can offer sustainability and new growth opportunities
17. Particular importance of agri-food sector to Northern Ireland
economy recognised and reflected
18. Strong protections for agri-food to guard against vulnerabilities to
cheap inferior imports
19. An appropriate support programme for our farmers should
continue after we leave
20. Effective immigration policy which meets the skills, labour and
security needs of the UK
21. Rights of British citizens in the EU and those from EU member
states living here safeguarded
22. Energy market stability
23. Effective, time bound transitional arrangements where necessary
24. Higher and further education continuing to attract international
expertise and collaboration
25. Ability to opt-in to EU funds where proven to be cost-effective and
add value
26. Continued participation in funding programmes that have been
proven to be of benefit and are open to non-EU members e.g.
research funding
27. Fair share for Northern Ireland from dividends from leaving the EU
28. UK wide skills and infrastructure funds should be established to
lead with an emphasis on regional specialisations
29. Jurisdiction of European Court of Justice ended and greater control
over our laws restored
30. Positive ongoing relationship with European Union in keeping
with Article 8 of Lisbon Treaty
It is in the interests of all in Northern Ireland that the UK-EU negotiations progress well and that the trade elements commence as soon as possible. The stronger and more positive the agreements reached, especially on trade and customs relationships, then the better for the particular circumstances of Northern Ireland

from their manifesto, what do you think boys?

obviously I'm pleased leftists are upset but I don't really like this much either

doesn't seem particularly strong nor stable and the idea that da yoof might actually start turning up to vote is very worrying

this won't last

>>129196795
Especially on issues like Brexit, these were remain campaigning MPs. They'll vote for Brexit but make no mistake, a lot of them want to avoid a hard Brexit at all costs. Plus defying the whip is a lot easier when your party don't have a majority.

>>129196772
UKIP wasn't a kingmaker at that time and was therefore sidelined in the name of MUH PR and loving subhumans

Could "friends with IRA" Corbyn persuade sinn feinn to send 7 MPs to a progressive alliance ?

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>>129196846
Created by God on the 4th day.

someone give me the basic gestalt on irish politics, my school was shit

>>129196873
TOP banter tbqh

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>>129196887
>Tories thought they'd expand on single majority government

>Go back and forced to eat retarded Irish bullshit

>Sky news saying DUP want Soft Brexit

ABSOLUTE BOLLOCKS, the only soft thing they want is no hard border, they want out of the single market / ECHR / customs union.

>>129196955
If only it were true.

>>129197003
STOP ASKING THIS
NO

>>129196736
it will come up every time the DUP try and put any pressure on the tories
also moderate tory MP's aren't going to let this go, May is in a really weak position ripe for challenge by europhile tories

this government will be a shitshow just like labour's opposition used to be

>>129195916
I expect a few classic Big Ian lines. No surrender. NEVER NEVER NEVER. Ulster says no!

>that laura heckling

beneath her 2bh

>>129196904
Because they were decades ago

>>129197003
Are you mentally deficient or something? Just add up the fucking numbers, it doesn't work. And they have said over and over, NO.

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>It's 2pm now
>Not one person spoken about Farron's job being at risk

>>129197062
i haven't asked before

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>coloition with the DUP

this is going to blow up in May's face bigger than Peter North

>>129197098

No because they would have to swear allegiance to the Queen which they can't do.

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>she didn't even need to hold an election

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>mfw the next parliament will be a glorious, rampant havoc of treachery, infighting and struggle between all the factions in all the parties

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>>129196975
CHAOS IS A LADDER

>>129197096
Vince is gonna surely gut him

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The thing you also have to factor in is what happens if a high-profile Tory makes a stand on this and calls the DUP out as mentals?

It's enough to create massive problems for Theresa if it erodes her already weakening support.

>>129197109

No "coloition" planned.

Keep up pal.

>>129197024
A fine flag fit for the top of a bonfire

>>129197096
>increased seat count by 50%
>no other real candidates
not really at risk desu

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Was it all Corbyn's masterplan?

>>129196887
>when you only have 10 MPs but the ruling party needs to cave to your demands or you hang the parliment

guys we got it all wrong these DUP /ourguys/ were the ones playing 200D underwater backgammon

>>129195087
When he finds out about how right wing the DUP is

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>>129197024

>>129195344
>Emma Watson instead of Cat Deeley
fucking bullshit m9

>>129197096
They gained MPs, so he's safe for now, but they'd be better off getting Vince Cable in as leader

>>129197096
his speech was full cuck. we have now adopted the american 'liberal'

still he did rule out any and all coalitions

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>>129197096
I thought he was going to resign in his speech but he got cut off by haggis stirrer.

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I just realised

>Conservative-DUP
>Labour-IRA

>mfw we're actually pawns in an spud chucker proxy war

Guys this is good
>Tory/DUP coalition is based
>Nigel coming back
>SNP fucked
>Nick clegg gone

>>129195029
our shitskins are from pakistan not saudi

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>>129197096
He has a side job as a member of the elite special forces unit, not the SAS or SBS or SRR, but the NFU

>>129197163
>thursay 6th may

Wrong election m8

>>129196303
We have many talented young artists.

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>>129196665
fixed it for ya lad

>>129195675
unironically this

>>129195256
OVER 9,000!!!!!

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>tfw you will never find a girl like this

https://twitter.com/RacheLargeEB

>>129197229
crush the taigs

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>>129197229

Will these based fossil-smashing lads show up in PMQs?

>>129194769
Didn't a paki run the UVF or something also?

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>Lefties resigned themselves to a 100 seat Tory majority
>Lefties all rejoiced at the exit poll
>Results came in and they felt better and better
>Borderline celebrating Corbyn & a possible progressive alliance
>Scottish results started to come in
>Are Ruth BTFO'd SNP
>End result is a Tory+DUP link
>Lefties now learning what the DUP are

Honestly think this result could be better for salt than a 100 seat majority

>>129196975
I'm not happy either. But what's the alternative? We are completely fucked in every possibility.

Holy fuck, did anyone else miss the fact that Nuttall resigned?

>>129194528
fuck off ye taig cunt

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Reminder that the IRA killed Mountbatten, Prince Phillip's close relative.

I bet he's loving this.

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Ah fuck I posted a load of edgy fashy stuff and Bowden vids on fb last night

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>>129194381

It needs to collapse now

I think its the only way now lads, we need to collapse, to show the libcucks the true world, of death and pain, blood and suffering. Ideological subversion, identity politics, cultural marxism, its too strong, Its irrational, has ZERO arguments, its cucked and faggotry, so it has to come down. Only when these fucking cunts are dying on mass, when their loved ones are being blown up raped and run over and when theyare starving to death will their minds be changed. Only when the boot is on their heads kicking in their teeth, will the race war begin, will the day of the rope begin... I welcome it now, i am ready and everyone on this board needs to tool up NOW and prepare... the west is coming down lads, blood needs to flow for them to either die or wake up.

mfw

What do you reckon Dimbles does the day after election night? Sleep early and wake up around noon or power on through the whole day?

>>129197229
who else are they gonna drag in?

>>129197246
These DUP seem like a load of mad lads desu, I'm liking it. As long as the facebook lefties are salty, I'm happy.

So is it all over? Is the UK finished? Is it time to turn off the lights and call it a day?

>>129197296
>Libertarian

Thank god

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>(((infighting)))
Shut the fuck up, and help your fellow white brothers instead of fighting them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Amdo_SA7HaI

>>129197351

UKIP are a joke now they should just disband.

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FOUND THIS ON (((FACEBOOK))), LADS!

8 reasons why the DUP Tory coalition is the one you should worry about

1. They want to legalise discrimination against LGBT people

2. Homophobia is deep-rooted within the party

3. They are anti-women's rights

4. They oppose gay marriage

5. They want to ban begging

6. They support the death penalty

7. They are besties with UKIP

8. They could hold the balance of power within a weakened Tory government led by weak Theresa May

>Implying this isn't why I like them.

>>129195859
HANG YOURSELF SMELLY TAIG CUNT YOU WILL NEVER BE A BRIT

>>129197351
Who?

>>129197355
How do u know lord mountbatten had dandruff?

His head and shoulders washed up on the beach

>>129195909
Burn it. Women shouldn't read books. She'll thank you later.

https://twitter.com/_ESheppard/status/872950234581807108

Purge when?

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>>129197366
Why not have a cup of tea mate

>All these loyalists creaming themselves

The DUP has been cucking themselves to republicans for years to avoid a flare up in the troubles.

They talk a lot of powerful rhetoric, but they do very little. Much like Sinn Fein.

Basically, both parties are just fronts for now-defunct terrorist organisations, and are just walking on eggshells pretending the violence didn't happen.

Seriously, expect little to change in NI. That is, if the government even gets formed and if the coalition remains stable for five years (toppest of keks)

>>129197415
/OURGUYS/

Is it finally time for the far right to come out of the woodwork in Britain?

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>>129197380
Not quite yet lad. Let's see how this develops in the next few weeks.

>>129197415
>5. They want to ban begging
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>>129197296
>vegan
Well nobody's perfect.

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>>129196054

>>129197391
>fellow white brothers
Anglos are not white mate get over it

>>129196038
Lmao look at this pathetic little labourcuck, your wifes bull let you post that?

>>129197415
>They support the death penalty
Top lads

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>>129197229
all going according to plan

>>129196392
Do you think dinosaurs don't exist?

Hello Angry Losers

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>>129197366
some people just want to watch the world burn, anon is one of those people.

checked.

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>>129197343
>Honestly think this result could be better for salt than a 100 seat majority
I was expecting a tory landslide, even bet on it. But this is far, far better. So many people are gonna be pissed off.

>>129197421
But my parents are English, their parents are English too, and I was born in London.

>>129197493

You are an Anglo.

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>>129197364
Good.

Bets on the date of the next election? I'm thinking November

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>>129197415
N O I C E
O
I
C
E

Did May resign yet?

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Roasties BTFO.

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>1000 year tory reich is shorter than 1000 year third reich

>>129197415
>Eight reasons why this timeline is the greatest

>>129197415
holy shit that party looks fucking based

>>129197450
>https://twitter.com/_ESheppard/status/872950234581807108

London was a mistake.

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>>129197159

>>129197351
Deleted his twitter aswell

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REMEMBER WHO WAS RESPONSIBLE

>>129197493
I wouldn't consider Americans as white either to be honest, but now isn't the time to be picky

>>129194517
Sammy Wilson is based and one of the few likeable people in the DUP

How has May kept her position as PM?

what kind of deals are going on there

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>>129197521
We've all lost.

>>129197415
>They want to ban begging
No surprise here, you cunts ever been to NI? There's a begger every 5 steps.
Was a massive shock to me when first I went there having grown up in an Australian city where I had never seen a beggar in my life, even in the CBD.

Norman Smith on BBC News saying May has now lost the right to invoke Article 50..

>>129197561
>campaigning against abortions
>an increased population
>more mixed race rape babies

>>129197096

He'll be replaced by Jo Swinson.

hey guys i just saw on the (((news))) that the DUPs site crashed from to many visits to check out its policies

how rustled do you think the corbynites will be when they realize what the DUP is?

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>>129197415
>Depressed over the results
>Check out who the DUP actually are
>Suddenly excited

>>129197466
The coalition only needs to last as long as it takes for Labour (God help us) to shake itself to bits. That or until we have got leaving the EU over with.

WE COULD HAVE GOT THE KEKSERVATIVES OR LABOUR

BOTH WERE AWFUL

INSTEAD WE GOT THE FUCKING DUP

HOW GOOD IS THIS TIMELINE

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHH

>>129195683
Nationalise in NI didn't shit the bed exactly, they took seats from SDLP and the DUP took them from the UUP, they just did more so than usual. I voted for big Jim Shannon as I have every year

any parties advocating for a swift, relatively painless death?

>>129197555
foy

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Reminder that the election results don't matter and that the real winners in the long run will be the centrist, neo-liberal, EU-federalists.

>>129197543
>>129197493
hes a smelly non white abocuck

>>129197621
Owen Jones political mastermind

>>129197296

Brings a lump to my throat.

>>129197649
too late, its already been done

>>129197555
She isn't, to the surprise of many.
Tory party probably wants to keep her around as a lame duck / Brexit scapegoat.

>>129197521
the besT POSSIBLE RESULT

>>129197415
It's not a coalition, it's a minority government with DUP backing

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>>129197415

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>DUP causing a shitstorm on Twitter

redpill me on DUP

>>129197624
t taigcuck

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andrea would have won

>>129197552
Another thing to consider with another election is that for all intents and purposes, the Tories are in power.

They were in power when May got in, called an election then lost seats. Will they risk the same again? I think yes because they're power hungry bastards.

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>>129197481
There is only one way this shit show is going.

Saddle up pilgrims

>>129197621
holy shit why is he in every photo like he actually fought all these campaigns
what a cunt

Are arlene saving the fuxking UK. Unionists are the best. May needs to drown though.

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>>129197678

we get weed now though, right?

>>129197749
>conservatives bow to DUP

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>>129197749

>>129197651
>my constituency MP becoming a national leader

please no
she is detested here people only vote for the lib dem rosette because East Dunbartonshire is literally 70% wealthy Scottish pensioners who consider themselves above Labour and Tories

literally a constituency of wrinkly contrarian faggots

NEW

>>129197756

>>129197756

>>129197756

>>129197756

>>129197756

>>129197756

>>129197783
you can get weed now

>>129197415
woah fuck me i was alright with them until point 7.

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>>129197748

This timeline has been a blessing in disguise.

>>129197415

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>>129197598
>London was a mistake.

>>129197631

It's too close to get rid of her, keep her until Brexit is completed then knife her in the back instantly.

>>129195870
Har fucking har! That fat cunt Salmond will hate not being in the limelight

>>129197678
<3 DUP are my favourite party in the union.

>>129197450

>putting "Dr" in your Twitter name when your PhD is in:

>"I’ve recently completed my PhD at Edge Hill, looking at the overlap and interaction between discourses of pain as an embodied experience for disabled people with chronic pain as a part of their impairment and BDSM"

has designated leftist been here to gloat yet?

>>129197749
Literally bible belt tier christian fundamentalists