Prove this wrong Pro tip: you can't, its science

>>129192536
but superman is an alien..how do they know what aliens need

>>129192605
/THREAD

>>129192536
>Sciene explains how Mary Sues should actually work

>>129192536
Im not sure what its saying, black people can handle sunlight better = superpowers from sunlight?

>>129192536
Superman also has a job and does his best to stop violence. There is only so much suspension of disbelief a person can handle at once.

>>129192536
Plants get their energy from the sun. Why isn't Superman green?

>>129192605
Ummm look up melanin sweetie

Superman doesn't steal tvs or smoke crack.

>>129192748
Solar panels get their energy from the sun, why isn't superman silver and shiny?

>>129192536
doesn't the melanin block the sunlight? wouldn't this make him not be able to absorb power?

>>129192536
His super skin prevents getting tan

>>129192536
>Superman gets his powers from sunlight, so he should be shielded from sunlight

>american education

>>129192536

ITS SCIENCE MUTHAFUCKA

>>129192536
doesn't black skin absorb more sunlight so there's less energy for the body underneath it

>>129192536
Dark skin protects against UV radiation which sunlight is mostly comprised of.
If superman gets his powers from sunlight, he's want to absorb that UV not reflect it, meaning the best skin colour for that job is white skin due to having the least melanin and hence the least reflective properties.

>>129192804
In which case in that blackass reality Bizarro Superman would be the normal one.

Yeah, DC should go ahead and do that and cut their comic sales by 80%.

>>129192536
Superman absorbs sunlight, he doesn't reflect it. Which is what melanin does. Superman is the ultimate snownigger.

Black skin developed to block the sun rays in the harsh african sun. If superman got his superpower from the sun, the energy must be absorbed somehow, which means that he should have white skin, since white skin developed to "absorb" more sun light to produce more vitamin D.

since we have nothing to be proud of, science suggests we talk about comics instead

>>129192536
Superman stands for truth, justice and the American way, yet has a day job as a journalist, a natural enemy of all three. None of this has to make sense.

Doesn't light skinned people absorb vitamins better through the sun?

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By the same logic
>White people handle cold better
>therefore all cold based heroes should be white

I mean just look at this cultural appropriation

>>129192883
but I thought white reflected light while black absorbs it? Isn't that why you wear white in the desert, to stay cooler?

What
No
Superman loses his power from sunlight
Just not the light from our yellow sun, but a red sun (such as the one on Krypton) strips Kryptonians of their power

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>>129192536
SETTLED
SCIENCE

WHAT ARE YOU? Sone cishet SCIENCE DENIER??

Don0t you remember that SCIENCE SHOW that showed the disgraceful behavior of the vanilla ice cream???

>>129192536
WE

>>129192698
Topleaf

>>129193097
Yeah you are correct, I mean't blocking rather than reflecting.

>>129192793
what part of superman not being human dont you understand

Science suggests:

Applying science to comic book characters is like applying science to God.... not very scientific.

YOU CANT ARGUE WITH SCIENCE! THATS WHY ITS SCIENCE DRUMPFTARD

>>129192536

Protip: There are no niggers on krypton, his parents were white, and superman home is a fortress of ice.

Just because the earths sun should have the effect of giving him powers doesn't mean he should turn into a nigger.

>>129193097
Literally this. Black absorbs sunlight

>>129192605
So he should be mexican, then.

>>129192536
>White-skinned people absorb Vitamin D substantially better due to less melanin

>Fictional character Superman must somehow be black because we wuz kangz

>>129192793
>properly acting like a twitter retard
/pol/acks are full in character

>>129192536
Was the fact that Supermans powers come from the sun even a thing when the character was first introduced?

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>>129192536
>forbes
>forbes science
>here's some "science", goys

Well I guess the only fair thing to do is to retcon all of Superman to make him Black because it's important because reasons.

>>129193362
But black skin in particular blocks UV radiation so it is irrelevant if the colour black absorbs light as black skin will not absorb UV.

Black skin will absorb more visible light but will not absorb much of other types.

It's also a fictional character from a children's cartoon made decades ago.

Why dont black people just make their own fucking comic characters instead of "appropriating" the existing ones

Oh thats right, because when they do those comics bomb hard because nobody gives a shit

>>129192883

Since this is all fine an good but I just want to remind everyone here that superman is an Alien. There should be no expectation of how his skin should react to the sun based on how human skin processes sun light.

This entire thread is garbage and so is fortune and the artist who drew that black superman and his blipster alter-ego

>>129192824
I was thinking this.

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It was already done and it was quite a nice arc.

(it was in a parallel earth).

>>129192536
WE WUZ SUPERHEROES N SHEIT

>>129192536
That's actually very unscientific to say such things about imaginary characters but humans already need solar energy to properly function and sunlight is among one of scarce sources of vitamin D also vitamin D deficiency is very common among black people because melanin blocks sunlight that humans need to absorb in order to produce vitamin D, so the whole black superman thing is bs, it would make sense if heat was his source of energy but its not, melanin blocks sunlight that superman needs, its even the whole point of it.

>>129193097
black skin needs much, much longer in stronger sunlight to absorb the same amount of sunlight for metabolic purposes

>>129192536
>since he gets his powers from the sun
okay
>he should be black
whats the correlation between these 2?

the fact that he even gets powers (from the sun) instantly rules out any human biology argument from the topic. He's clearly not human.

>>129193868
Women got their wonder woman so why can't dindus have Niggerman?

Nice pants lmao

Gay

>>129193957
They literally just got spiderman.

>>129193829
Does he wear a mask?
How does nobody notice the fucking president flying around

>indestructible, immortal, flying, shooting lasers from eyes alien with super strength
>it's ok
>he's white
>that's scientifically incorrect
J
U
S
T

>>129192536
Krypton had a smaller star, they had no need for melanin.

>>129192536
>Science
>Comics
>Alien Lifeform

?????

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>>129192536
>Since he gets his powers from sunlight he should have skin that absorbs less sunlight.

>>129193953
Actually fair colored people are among most efficient in converting sunlight into vitamin D,this happens because melanin blocks sunlight.

>>129192536
He's superman not superboy

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>>129192536
>inb4 that's not how physics work IRL

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>>129193403
legit kek

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>>129192536
>science
>superman

>>129192536
Darkies cannot produce Vitamin D @E without constant exposure to sun, while Super cracker dont need sun to build pyramids and sheeit.

>>129192824
Melanin absorbs the light, which means the skin reflects less. That's what makes it dark.
darker skin = more absorbed sunlight = more powers

>>129192536
They want to apply science to a fictional character but not to trannies and negro intelligence.

>>129192536
Why is his civilian disguise a PeeWee Herman looking fucker?

>>129194174
lel

>>129192807
That would make him the Silver Surfer.

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>>129192536

>it's a plane!
>it's a bird!
>NO HOLD ON ITS MY FUCKING BIKE!

>>129192536
>having a tan
>being a nigger
Learn the difference

>>129192536
He's an alien, and even white people tan in the sun and get Vitamin D. Why do these "people" have to shit on every single fucking piece of white culture and history? If you don't like white people, no matter what colour you are, just fuck off out of here. Asia and Africa are calling!

>>129192605
>>129192536
>since Superman can fly, science suggests he should have wings
>@birdstagram
>#birdlivesmatter

Melanin actually blocks out the sun rays which is why brown people living in europe lack vitamin d. White skin on the otherhand absorbs the sun rays necessary to aid in vitamin d production. So this is actually quite false what they are trying to say.

T. Medical student.

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>>129193555
SOME SOINCE FO YE GOY!

>>129194159
Are you retarded? All dark things absorb more light, that's what makes them dark.

>>129192536
>pop science
>capeshit

Wow, two of my least favorite things in the world. Why do liberals preoccupy themselves with such trivial bullshit?

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>>129192536
>Kryptonians Evolved on Krypton not Earth
The conditions of Krypton are different the cell that absorbs the radiation from the sun to give superman his powers has a different purpose on Krypton.

>A Red Giant star is violent and unstable belting out radiation much worse than our Yellow Dwarf.
The Cell that gives superman his powers would have had the purpose of processing the harmful radiation and making it inert on Krypton. Since this is its main purpose we can draw several conclusions. One, it would be best to absorb as little radion as possible. Two, this would imply that Kryptonians would be well clothed and sheltered. Three, Based on all conditions of the thought experiment Kryptonians on their home planet would be better off as white skinned.

P.S. Goku still wins by the way.

>>129192536
Superman comes from a planet with a weak, dying sun, so why would he Kryptonians develop natural sunblock? If anything, they'd be paler than white people.

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>>129192536
(((science)))

>>129194379
Which is why dark people absorb more UV and sunburn faster.

>>129194379

And his entire skin tone. (which again isn't human so zero human rules should apply) should change?

The boers have been living in africa since the 1600's and they are still white. But superman should come here and his entire skin color should change from white to black over the course of his lifetime?

Ok HUMAN skin turns dark when it absorbs sunlight. And alien skin does what? This entire premise is garbage.

>>129192536
>symbol for justice
>black
Is this the new religion of peace?

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>>129192536
>mcdonalds science

>>129192698
leaf post best post

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>>129192536
So you be sayin
>Smacks lips.
That it wuz birds n sheit
>Smacks lips
Na nigga. Dat a playn.
>Smacks lips.
Aaaaawh sheeeeit das muh niggah laclark. N he so high.
>das riiiiite.

>>129194379
Melanin stops much of the Sun's radiation from penetrating the skin and harming the DNA. If humans got super powers from the Sun, blacks would have the weakest powers.

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>>129194346

/thread

>>129192536
but he should be white if he is supposed to bee good at decision making

>>129192536
Melanin blocks essential components of sunlight, we have less of it because we don't need it as much. This is an evolutionary adaptation.

>>129192536
YASSSSSS BAE SLAAAAYYYYYY

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>>129193097
the men get to wear the white...... women not so much. ahhhh islam

>all these man children trying their hardest to cope with the fact that science has proven superman should be black

>>129193356
>that one story where krypton is earth millions of years into the future
>no blacks
Anons people belive in the dream we can do it

>>129192536
>black supe

what's his kryptonite: jobs ? mayonaise ? kids ?

>>129192536
Actually white skin is better for getting more from UV rays.

The melanin blocks the UV rays from being absorbed by the skin.

>>129193163
WUZ

>>129193097
White reflects the visible spectrum.

>>129194544
underrated

>>129194379
>Melanin absorbs the light,
Melanins absorbs light and avoids it from being absorbed by the body, making almost disabling vitamin D generation.

>>129192536
prove it right. also superman is kryptonian. he isn't human. how can you prove or disprove your stupid claim.

The Punisher should be a BLM member desu, punishing the white devils for their crimes

>>129194544

Checked and quality post.

>>129192536
but white people get more vitamins from the sun than blacks do

>>129192536
OrrrrrrRRRrrrr. You lame asses could start coming up with new characters,plots and universes. You know, like normal writers do when they right BOOKS. It's not that hard. POL could write half your shit without trying.
1)Hero: A normal guy. A businessman.
2)Villain: A politician. Let's make her female.
3)Plot seed. An election in a corrupt system that needs to be purged.
4)Location: Let's go with a real world with a slight twist. America has a secret cabal of enemy agents within it's borders working to overthrow the duly elected government via low key terrorism,lies and occasional assassination of lower level key figures.
5)Epilogue: Good guy wins and bad politician goes to jail. Plot twist:she tries to use blood magic to escape and continue her covert rein of terror.

People from Krypton always had those powers it's just kryptonite weakened them

what the fuck.

>>129192536
He had a dad that loved him

>>129192536
>Gets powers by absorbing energy from the sun
>Should have skin color designed to make the body absorb less energy from the sun
Nigger science everyone.

>>129193403
5/5 bretty good

>>129192536
Superman is not real.

>science
>scientists
>experts
>brilliant
>tackles
I fucking hate modern """""journalists"""""

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>>129192536
He was born on a fucking planet far away where his sun gave him no power.

>>129192853

IT BE SCIENCE AND SHIT

>>129195702

>they right books

>>129192536
Wouldn't that decrease the amount of power he gets, since he would be blocking more out

DAS SCIENSE SON

>>129192536
#notallaliens
#freeillegalaliens?

Space Ghost>Superman

>>129196244

Well yer, white people need to speed less time in the sun than blacks to absorb vitamin D.

>>129192536
Science dictates that there is no way that water could have been turned to wine but thats pretty widely accepted

Where does it say he needs to absorb a lot sunlight for his powers?

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>>129196244
Yes.
By sci-fi logic he should be paler than Paige, pic related

If niggers get their energy from the sun then why are they so fucking lazy and going out at night instead

>>129192536
Point me to all the black flora, Forbes

Dark skin blocks out more sunlight than lights skin, Superman having dark skin would be counter intuitive

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>>129192536
He he gets his power from the sun he'd be green

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photosynthesis

>>129196475
Dude, just put a grape in the middle
Sucks up moisture, grows beautifully, then you harvest it and then you squash it with your feet to produce the pulp that then goes to the winery, unless it makes its own pulp ofc

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>>129194718
>Superman is as strong as 10 men
stopped reading there
Jap toons belong in the trash

instagram shit should be an instant ban

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>>129196635
Kryptonite is green
THE MYSTERY DEEPENS

>>129194718
What a retarded image... Superman would literally eradicate Goku from existence. Fucking weebs, man.

>>129195829
The colour of an object determines what color light it is reflecting, not what colour it is absorbing.

Lighter coloured objects reflect more light than neutrally or darker coloured ones, and pure white objects reflect a vast majority, if not all of all visible light falling upon them.

Darker coloured objects absorb more light than neutrally or lighter coloured ones, and pure black objects absorb a vast majority, if not all of the visible light falling upon them.

This is why black clothes make you feel hotter more quickly on a sunny day, and why dark pavement can get hotter than light coloured pavement.

Of course, superman is an alien, and that's just how his alien powers work.

>Supernigger: partially debunked.

Science explains black sperm creates stronger and smarter babies

White women, what's your excuse?

>>129192605
He is illegal alien.
Deport this fucker.

>>129196689
Yeah thats pretty impressive, but could he beat One Punch Man? not a chance ;)

>>129192536
>be born white
>spend whole life out of sin
>step into lounge room and a small ray of sunlight hits my little finger
>instantly turn into a nigger because science

>>129192536
he is an alien. he is just humaniod. our scientific standards don't apply to him.
also: it's a fucking comic character stop your wewuzzing Jamal!

>melanin helps absorb sunlight
what the fuck?
Are these people fucking retarded? Melanin blocks sunlight absorption. Thats why there is vitamin D deficiency in darker skinned people in northern climates. fucking retarded lmao

>>129196945
Superman gets his powers from sunlight, not heat. It's the UV rays that power him. If you want a Superman that gets the most out of that ability, he should be an albino.

>>129194718

>A Red Giant star is violent and unstable belting out radiation much worse than our Yellow Dwarf.
>our Yellow Dwarf.

Sol isn't a dwarf star.

>>129192698
I like you, I'll rake you last.

>>129197237
After posting, I realized that one. Was going to correct myself, but I figured someone would do it for me.

So I corrected the double nigger who said our sun was a fucking yellow dwarf.

>do yellow dwarf stars even exist?

>>129196961
If white sperm is white, why isn't black sperm black? Checkmate, science.

>>129192536
But if Superman were black, he'd simply fly around raping white women and committing B&E with eye lasers all day?

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>>129192536
Light skin is more efficient at producing vitamin d form UVB than dark skin.
Whites literally gain more power from the sun then Blacks.

Checkmate Nigstagram.

>>129192536
Superman's Fortress of Solitude is in the Arctic. Niggers don't do cold. It's science.
/thread

>>129192536
Moron.

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>>129196994
Maybe not, but I doubt One Punch Man could handle Captain Britain.

>>129192536
Superman was also allergic to Kryptonite.
Forbes also pedals anuities which are a scam. Why not virtu signal as well. Probably tweeted by a kike..

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>>129197976

>>129192536

Hahaha

Super man and science, go fly off the roof of your house nigger Jew. You got them muh black powers. Haha

>>129192793
umm fuck right off sweetie

>>129192536
I guess they're right if you ignore real science and use (((science))) to come to this conclusion

>>129194718
one punch man could kill them both though

>>129192793
Look up a good dicking luv, pretend you're the pornstar, see what other women are experiencing.

>>129195238
Swimming

>>129192536
Since when was a magic flying man who saves the world from trouble scientifically bound?

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>>129192605
Just. Educate yourself.

>>129197976
sol is a gv star, a red-dwarf = m class

you can see the difference in the emission profile in the stars. these wavelengths are intercepted by melanin and thus the energy was not harvested as is alluded to in superman comics. He needs a yellow sun >>129197934
with those wave lengths. He can't use a blue star >>129198025
, or a red star >>129197976
despite all of them giving off various radiation profiles, meaning that more energy =/= more power for super man. He needs a specific radiation profile of a yellow dwarf g star.

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Science suggests we should launch all black people into the fucking sun.

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WE WUZ SUPAMAN N SHIET

>>129198378
With one punch

black reflects light

>>129192536
normally I'd say they're being politically correct faggots, but this actually makes sense

So he should have dark skin, so that he can block the sunlight? Wouldn't it be that he should be albino for maximum sun absorption?

>>129192536
According to science, Superman should be a plant, not a nigger.

>>129196994
>but could he beat One Punch Man?
He could. Superman at his strongest can move faster than light. Much faster than light. One Punch Man wouldn't even know he's been hit millions of times in the head.

>>129193097
The melanin absorbs the sunlight and produces heat.

In white people's skin the melanin doesn't absorb the light so it reaches your cells to produce vitamin D.

White skin is better for absorbing sunlight

>>129198701
Please be bait

>>129198739
>leaf education
Making superman black makes not sense. Black skin "repeals" sunlight. He got his powers from sun, he needs to be the whitiest possible to get more

>>129198701
black absorbs light.

>>129198947
>White skin is better for absorbing sunlight
for the purposes of your body.

Basically melanin is a shield against the sun.

>>129192536
Melanin resists the sun.
Superman needs to absorb more of it. That's why he's white. Black Kryptonians probably only get half the super powers.

Science also says that if Superman were black he probably wouldn't be working a white collar job.

>>129192938
>implying people even buy comic books anymore
>implying all this ham-handed social justice crap they shove into their plots isn't a desperate attempt at getting people to buy their shit.

>>129197948
I think I got cancer from that pic.

What the fuck does science say about about an average-sized man being able to move the Earth by doing push-ups and shooting goddamn lazer beams out of his eyes? This shit is so goddamn ridiculous I think I'm going to have a stroke.

>>129199201
He would be a pretty good drug dealer though, with the invulnerability and all.

>>129198739
Melanocytes deliver melanin to cells above them and to the side. It is absorbed into and kept in the cytoplasm of cells and remains after they die. It sequesters the majority of UV light that hits it. This protects the delicate machinery and specifically the DNA of cells from being damaged by the comparable power of that radiation.

More melanin = less energy absorbed from the sun by the cells of the body. It isn't catalyzed, utilized, or converted into anything else, or stored for later. It's dissipated as marginal heat, dispelling the vast majority of UV that hits the skin safely and without damage.

Black superman would be getting less direct energy from the sun.

>>129194615
kek

>>129192536
>Dark skin deflects the suns radiation. >White skin absord.
>article claims science proves why this fictional character should be a nigger

Virus that targets lefties with a 99 percent mortality rate when

>>129192536
Black skin deflects sunlight.

White skin absorbs it.

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Since Superman doesn't commit crime, science suggests he should have light skin.

>>129192536

>thermodynamics of superman
>"science"

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>>129199912
>Black skin deflects sunlight
Nope, let nigger-kangz science set you straight, pic related

>>129192536
>science sugests...
>A FUCKING COMIC
I wish people would stop doing that, if you want a black superman, go and make one, in fact don't bother, there is one already, and a chinese one too.

>>129192536
Superman can't be black, we do not fear him. Inb4 he starts super looting.

>>129192536
Wait a second, am I stuck in a Mandela Effect?? I thought Superman got his power not being around Krypton? I'm old btw ...

>>129193403
wew

9/11

>>129200356
Oh, I stand corrected.

Sub-Saharan 70 IQ kangz know all.

He gets his power from radiation, so he should be Ukrainian or Japanese

>>129200672
ooooooooooooooooooooh

Shots fired

>>129198415
Holy shit this is great.

>>129200543
Krypton had a red sun
Yellow sun radiation gives kryptonians super powers or something to that degree
Its fucking comic science ot doesn't have to make sense

>>129192536
>genetically engineered race
>gets power from sun
>has least efficient skin for absorbing sunlight

>>129193838
He'd be too strong.

>>129192536
Superman had white parents. Therefore he is white...

>>129192536
Darker skin REFLECTS sunlight which makes them more resistant. If superman gets his powers by ABSORBING sunlight, he CANNOT be black. That is science.

FWI: Superman is not real.

>>129192692

Black absorbs more energy from the sun I guess?

>>129192536
This is the shit that killed marvel.

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>>129192698

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>>129198378
>mah gag hero
He can't be meme magic.

>>129192536
Comics are gay.

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>>129192536
If you want to go by that logic, superman shouldn't be brown either.

He should be like the Salamanders, with pitch black skin, like hex code 000000 black.

>>129192536
Why does he even look human? Is that ever explained?

Are Kryptonians white?

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>>129196989
Kek you're okay I'm my book britbong.

>>129198982
>spic criticizing other country's education
go walk outside and get shot by the cartel

>>129192853
Poo in the loo

If you go by that logic he should be pitch black, not even the argentine man blackness would suffice

>>129199912
No, you are retarded.

>>129192536
Melanin doesn't convert sunlight to energy. That's chlorophyll. If anything, he should have green skin. Of course this is assuming that a fictional alien being from a fictional planet is bound by how things work on our planet, which is silly.

Carlton Kent

>>129192536
its a cartoon
Science suggests that traveling at the speed of light should kill him

>>129192793
I know you're being funny
but adding "sweetie" on the end makes my neck hair stand

As if intellect is totally out of the equation.

>>129192536

Whitey absorbs more sunlight though.

>>129192536
Too bad it is a comic book and the author can do whatever he wants in a fictional world. If you want to make a comic book that has any success it probably should have a black, pink haired tranny. Especially back when superman #1 was released.

>>129204418
shouldn't*

>>129192536
He's also a fucking alien, so I don't see how this matters.

>>129193097
White skin isnt literally white you mong.

>>129192536

Science also suggest that way he would have a lower IQ and act more like Bizarro though.

>>129192536
>Subhuman man

>>129192536
Polar bear fur is specifically designed to absorb sunlight and "inject" it into their bodies for warmth and energy. The process is so efficient that they can actually overheat in the arctic circle and are regularly seen spreading themselves out in the snow to cool off. African melanin is darker than white melanin (african's don't have more melanin its just a different color) is designed to deflect harmful rays away from the body. So considering that Superman is absorbing rather than deflecting sunlight, he should be made even whiter.

Except niggernoggers hate being outside, unless under cover of porch. It is a well known fact that nignogs prefer to commit their crimes mostly by night. And nig nogs will only attack if they have superior size or strength in numbers. Therefore Superman is not a niggernogger.

>>129201848
What's funny is, it's the exact opposite.

Black skin reflects sunlight, and develops as a defense against climates where they get too much of it.

White skin is opposite. To survive in cold climates, one must cover most of their skin, and shelter for lengthy periods, which dramatically reduces sunlight exposure. Therefore white skin development increases the ability to absorb sunlight.

So if anything, it actually makes even more sense that his skin is white. Shit, he probably could stand to be a little whiter.

>>129192536
Melanin is a protective barrier. Do you really think Superman needs a protective barrier especially since the yellow suns radiation is exactly what his body needs for optimal efficiency?

Yellow Sun Radiation, it has what superman's crave.

>>129204850
OP meant lefty science

>>129204907
No, it is other way around. Blacks just suck at getting vitamin d from the sun so they need longer exposures to the sun. Whites will get their dose in like 10 minutes

>>129192536
is Forbes "science" actually proposing that dark skin converts sunlight to energy? Are they retarded?

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>>129192536

White is the presence of all color in the visible spectrum. Black by comparison is the absence of all color in the visible spectrum. Individuals with black skin are absorbing (stealing) more visible color, while those with white skin are reflecting it back. This means that blacks can't be superheroes because they, simply by existing, are already stealing something. In this case they're stealing color in the visible spectrum. And after all, because we judge the reality of the world around us by what we see with our eyes, how could anyone ever trust someone who is always hiding the truth?

>>129196989
I'm not going to deport him, you fucking deport him!

>>129205110
>Loomis believed that people who live in the north, where daylight is weakest, evolved fair skin to help absorb more ultraviolet light and that people in the tropics evolved dark skin to block the light, keeping the body from overdosing on vitamin D, which can be toxic at high concentrations.

I get where your logic is coming from, but it's not about the visible light spectrum.

>>129193403
there was actually a Mexican superman
he was the son of General Zod and raised by illegal Mexicans on earth
this superman was well written and better than normal superman in some regards

You're all forgetting that Black Adam killed Superman and he's not even Black. If you want to get upset about a character not being black....

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There is a Marvel hero who follow's OP logic, and while he does have dark skin (he is brazilian) when he uses his power he goes from dark skin to *black*. No tan, not brown, but the absence-of-light that is the actual color black.

>>129192536

what would really happen
>white man with black skin

forbes
>he suddenly has african descent. he is now a black man.

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Since Black Panther is the leader of an advanced African Empire, science suggests he should have light skin

>>129204190
Yes, black people need more sun exposure to get their needed vitamin D not less. "Science says" shit

>>129192536
Black skin BLOCKS the sunlight. THAT'S "science", stupid nigger.

>>129192536
Plants get their energy from sunlight. Why aren't they black Forbes?

>>129192536

One thing that is for sure, nignogs do not get their intelligence from sunlight.

>>129192536
niggers cant even convert sunlight to vitamin D well, its whites who do that.

Blacks need supplements if its not sunny 24/7

>>129200244

If we are applying the scientific method then this is 100% correct.

Underrated post.

>>129192536
Black people can't make energy from sunlight, so he should be black. American Education.