LABOUR ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>129190081
>corbyn turns a landslide conservative victory into a conservative coalition in just one month
Stay mad mummy may, miss your majority already?

Doesn't matter, labour won

CAN'T SLAY THE MAY

>>129190233

In a weird and shocking anime twist the DUP are now a part of government.

Which means there are actual Conservatives leading the country.

I'm not going to claim it's a victory for the Tories but this is not what anyone on the left could have foreseen or desired.

>>129190344

How did they win? They used to have majority and now they (still) don't. They're losers. Hahaha.

>>129190233
I read just teh headlines, baiscally "CONSERVATIVES BTFO" because they merely won the elections, but like, in a very bad way ?

While the progressive did an excellent performance by not being in power, is that about it ?

>>129190509
They won the young voter, the future is labour

Cringe and shameless to try and stay on as PM lol

>>129190081
Seems like the commies got btfo. Good on you, britbongs.

>>129190596
they won the "dude weed lmao, fuck trump" voters

When are taigs out?

>>129190344
>not the biggest party
>not part of the government
you what m8?
clearly the tories can hardly claim a victory either, but labour won shit all

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>lose seats
>opposition gains seats

"Yeah, the public definitely wanted this, so let's continue!"

>British "democracy"

>>129190233
so its like winning the presidency but congress evens out a lot in seats in American terms?

Still better than a Commie PM

>>129190697
IE, the future. Meanwhile torie voters are just getting older and older

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So what does this mean to first world countries?

>>129190482
I hope sinn fein's ready, becuase they're about to get SMASHED

>>129190539
Last year, corbyn lost a vote of no confidence in his party. When Theresa May declared a snap election a month ago, Conservatives had like 10-20 point lead in all polls. Theresa May fucked her campaign and felt the red dick in her arse. She was supposed to win a landslide victory, but instead she has to make a coalition, which shows that although she's still PM, she still did terribly

>>129190539
I don't understand either.

lel if her ass isn't on the street by the end of the day

>>129190081
Everyone knew they would win

the surprise is that the left made the conservatives walk away from he election with a bloody asshole requiring help form other parties to get the government.

I think TM is on suicide watch as her party lost a considerable amount of party and gave the EU the upper hand in Brexit talks.

but if you want to pretend this was anything but a victory for the Labour party go for it, we all have coping mechanisms.

>>129190233

Wrong may crashed her party Corbyn still a new nonce and so are you

>>129190811
by all means go full Labour and see the country die in your lifetime, in fact I might just support that for accelerations sake.

>>129190816
Not sure, but if you're wondering what it means for first world countries then I wouldn't worry about if I were you

>>129190539

Well this election didn't need to happen to begin with, it was a power play by May at a time when Labour looked incredibly weak.

So in that sense it's been a disaster, and considering that Jeremy Corbyn will stay on as Labour leader he will likely be there at the next election, after having years to improve his stance against the now incredibly weakened Tories. So both sides can claim victory to some extent, but really the victory for the Tories is incredibly incredibly hollow.

I would not be surprised if Labour win the next election after this coalition honestly. Especially since Brexit will be over with by then so a Blairite/remainer cucking on the deal will be a non-issue.

Wait
so the results are out?

>>129190539
Labour made it's biggest gains since 1997 and the Tories squandered a ridiculous lead (on track for an 80+ seat majority) to end up on less seats than they started.

They fucked it. Ran an awful campaign.

>>129190903
>says the country with two scoops drumpf

>>129190081
I'M A LABOUR VOTER AND I WANNA BE FREE

TO HELL WITH THE N.I. DUP

>>129190838
So they buttfucked the Labour, but with lubricant, so MAY BTFO.

Thanks, that's pretty clear.

I wonder if the American Left will switch from mega-saltiness to mouth-breathing rationalization in 2020.

>>129190900
nice argument, doesn't get over the fact that Comrade corbyn destroyed the conservatives

>>129190989
>two scoops
missed this frosty meme
explain

>>129190989
Trump is fine, your country is getting close to going full commie as it has ever been but by all means, pretend you're better off than us.

>>129190758

FACT: More people voted for a Conservative government than for a Labour government.

>>129190811
The people paying 90% of the taxes dont want socialism, when the berniebro population grows up they'll vote conservative just like the previous generation

>>129190838

If May is smart (lel) she'll keep the DUP on a tight leash and make clear boundaries regarding what they can and can't do.

I wonder how NI is reacting to the news that they've actually made it into government?

she should resign

>>129190081
Gonna need a quick rundown on this situation

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>>129190081
>Labour gained over 30 seats in 2 years

Rip labour! i guess #I'mWithHer

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Pic is what is going to happen.

>>129191047
Let me give you the scoop
There was some article saying that at some dinner, Trump was given two scoops of ice cream while everyone else got one. /pol/ applied it to Colbert since his show is about making fun of Trump basically and have photoshopped images of an angry Colbert looking even angrier and raging about how Trump gets more ice cream.

>>129191178
The DUP is said to be demanding soft brexit reee

>>129191364
thanks, senpai

>>129191047
Literally nothing, POTUS received two scoops while other people got only one scoop, the entire world loses their shit.
These times be rough.

>>129190811
>implying voting patterns are stagnate

>>129191371
Only for NI right?

>>129190081
Ok ok it's retarded I get it but who do I want to win if I'm a nazi?

>>129191178
they havent made it into government , may isnt doing a coalition

>>129190811
You tears are giving me one of the HARDEST ERECTIONS I've ever had. Yesterday was one of the GREATEST days in recent history. Libtards BTFOd hard and left with blank stares on their faces after Comey and now a bunch of crying bong children crying over a huge loss for them. You will never get the chance to change anything you crying manchild. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Entertain me more faggot.

Was looking after sick mum last night, quick rundown on what happened?

>>129190233
Corbyn didn't do shit, may just completely fucked everything up

>>129190840
They didn't win, they lost their majority and now have to lead a minority government. Which means they'll have to ask other parties for support whenever they want to try and pass legislation.

there's no way she wont resign soon, I cant imagine her own party would be a fan of her after she made them lost majority. Lol.

>tfw Theresa May will now be forced to take part in Orange Order marches in order to get anything through parliament

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>>129190816
>flag
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>129190838
>10-20 point lead in all polls

>polls

>>129191169
That would be true if the bernie bro generation was all whites but instead its mostly Muslims who will always want gibs

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how did our local seats do lads?

5/6 constituencies around me were CON HOLD

god bless

>>129192328
This is good. Catholics and Leftists are both BTFO.
I didn't know it was possible to do both, but this is excellent

>if you defeat your enemies, they win, Corbyn has done it!

t. Peaches Howard-Taylor

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>>129190081
Quick rundown for an Americlap?

>>129190596
>>129190811
Retard

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protests_of_1968

>>129190344
Underrated, when we lose we win boys

>>129190539
Labour did surprisingly well, the election was called when Con was up 20pts, but the Tories bungled it completley and ended up turning their healthy absolute majority into a coalition, or vote by vote agreement, whatever the actual formalism will be. That said Corbyn is being really fucking ridiculous when he's saying May should resign in favour of a more "represnetative" government, aka, him. When he did get fewer votes than May. The good news for the tories though, is that no matter how god-awful their campaign and manifesto, and we're talking "starve poor children" "take everything anyone with dementia owns away" tier awful (which was the public perception of the policies even if it wasn't actually accurate), is during a general election, they will never get less than 42.4% of the vote share whilst Comrade Corbyn is in.

Can someone dumb-down to me what happened? Which party was I supposed to be rooting for as a far-right wing Trump supporter?

Why do female politicians make the election about themselves rather than the country? I've noticed this as a growing trend

>>129191371
All they're doing is demanding the Irish border remains open.

>>129190233
Still lost, still not in power

>>129193193
Government is forced to rely on theocratic paleocons for power.

>>129194011
She wanted to win over northern Brexiters by putting herself up as the ensurer of Brexit and she couldn't do that by saying vote Tory, she had to say 'vote for me'.

>>129194026
That fucking means soft brexit...
You can t have hard brexit and open borders

>>129190081
>the level od damage control itt
just own up to it lads, May fucked up BIGLY

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>>129194177
Neat. Does that mean all the tanned Englishman get the noose?

>>129193879
From what ive read the May party sabotaged the election in order for there not to be a brexit afterall

Think of it like the GOP establishment trying to fuck Trump here, but actually winning

>>129190344
Hahahahahaha
This is the limey equivalent of "well actshuly hunt Hillary won the popular vote"

>>129190081
DUP going to turn Tories from Neo-Cons to full blown right wing.

>>129194248
It's that border in particular. Which everyone in the hard or soft brexit camp, wanted to be an exception. Same stroy with Gibraltar.

>>129190081
what a stupid cunt

>>129194454
MPs are greedy, they aren't going to lose their jobs just stop brexit

laughable conspiracy, article 50 is already activated, it's now law we will leave

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>>129190344
>When your enemies win they lose

>>129194248

>means soft brexit

No it doesn't

The border agreement between Ireland and the UK has nothing to do with the EU, and even includes territories that aren't apart of the EU such as the channel islands.

>>129193879
We have a tory govt. propped up by far right DUP for now, things are looking /comfy/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democratic_Unionist_Party#Policies
DUP are the reason there's no gay marriage in northern ireland

>>129193879
It's rough. One side wants all Muslims to come over and to continue paying for the entirety of the EU to function.

The other side wants out of that shit but also literally wants to take away the Internet from citizens.

It's all fucked, my nigger. We all got problems.

>>129190081
Wait, I thought Tories wouldn't form a coalition with Labor or Lib-Dems, they're going to form a majority with the DUP? Seriously?

I'm not an expert on British politics but I find that shocking.

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NORN IRON RISES!

We must annex the false Republic of Ireland and reclaim rightful clay from the half Irish/ Half indian homosexual.

>>129191011
By not winning?
He's not a leaf you know

Does anyone know if May is actually forming a coalition with the DUP? Or is she just forming an autistic non-majority government?

>>129190596
let me break it down in a way you can understand Mohammad
>be 18
>live with mummy, she buys me all the tendies I need
>one day be 25
>have a real job, have to buy my own tendies
>realize the government is taking 40% of my money
>can't afford as many tendies
>start voting for the people who won't take my tendy money

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SAY IT WITH ME

>>129194427
Perhaps. Republicans and gays are gonna get it for sure.

>>129190233
May is the reason for the Tories losing the majority. Corbyn is the reason for labour not winning the majority. Stop reading /leftypol/.

>>129194909
Yet the tories squeeze the professional middle class and give tax cuts to their millionaire mates.
>Really made me think.

May pushed early election as it was last try by the elite to stop full Brexit

They want an excuse to keep full immigration going

>>129190482
>implying this will last for more than 6 months
Have you people not understood the conservatives are progressives? Can you honestly see someone like BoJo or Amber Rudd introducing the death penalty, criminalizing abortion or banning non-protestant religious schools? Or maybe you're hoping the DUP won't ask for anything in return for their votes in Parliament? And let's not forget a lot of Conservative seats are now in Scotland right now, and north of the border they're led by a leftwing bulldyke freak.

Face it, this won't last very long. DUP is so right wing I don't think even UKIP would be able to work with them without antagonizing their members.

The only good thing I can see coming out of this is the chaos and lack of a proper agreement between the parties will make a mess out of the Brexit negotiations to the point where we will probably crash out of it by 2019 with no deal in place. Brace for double digit inflation.

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MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

CAN'T LET THE MAJORITY GOVERMENT SLIP LADS

>>129195188
no, the tories squeeze the ultra poor by cutting their gibmedats. people who don't work don't deserve any government services.

>>129190596
The only people beyond the age of 30 that vote Labour are basically as follows:

>Dole-scum
>Third World Filth (Overlaps heavily with "Dole-scum")
>Literal Marxists
>People who work in the Public Sector and want an unreasonably high pay for their job.

>>129190758
technically, nobody had a seat once parliament was dissolved, so nobody lost a seat, they just didn't win seats again. they won fewer seats than last time, but still enough to win overall.

>>129195117
This would be my analysis as well.

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Can someone explain why Tories allied with DUP and not UKIP? Genuinely cornfused.

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>>129195065
>Implying it isn't Lord (((Buckethead))) pulling the strings

>>129190081
>Have comfy majority
>call election
>have to suck NI cock who will literally leave in a huff and have you by the balls because they have like 10 seats
My fucking sides.

>>129195219
do you think there will be another election this year?

>>129190081
Why did the stupid cunt call an election? The tories are a bunch of idiots. First Cameron (which was good though) and now May.

>>129195483
DUP has the seats the Tories need and UKIP doesn't I imagine.

>>129195483
>ally with a party with 0 (zero) seats
for what purpose

>>129194755

>The other side wants out of that shit but also literally wants to take away the Internet from citizens.

This sounds like one of those "Hitler took the guns!" memes. Most of that shit will be directed at mudskins.

>>129195483
no ukip seats, 10 DUP seats
it's good, they're far more socially right wing than ukip

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>>129195533
this
so powerful wow this is the power of the conservative right

>>129195483
UKIP has no seats.

>>129190081
I don't think you understand what is happening right now. The Conservative party is literally a zombie party. It's going to literally rip itself apart over the coming months.

May has clearly lost the plot; she's basically snapped and trying to pretend everything is normal.

>>129191178
>Keep DUP on a tight leash
They just have the withdraw support during voting and you can have yourself a nice little thing called legislation not passing.
Enjoy what Australia has been experiencing for nigh on 10 years now.

>>129195483
Because UKIP doesn't hold any parliamentary seats, so while they might have got whatever percentage of the vote share, they have no representation in parliament and thus no power

The DUP on the other hand, while having a small percentage of the total vote, won 10 seats in Northern Ireland, and combining the Tory and DUP seats will give them a joint majority of 328

The DUP aren't the worst thing for the government to be propped up by, they're usually pretty based

>>129195483
they didn't win any constituencies, meaning they have 0 seats

tories needed like 10 seats in order to form next government

>>129195602
Someone (possibly Boris) is trying to usurp her. She showed after Cameron's resignation that she has enough dirt and media fixers to see off any direct challenge but, by feeding her only moderately misleading information which suggests a Tory landslide, she took the poison pill willingly.

>>129195219

1. Stop Muslims from coming in. Dont let more in until you figure out how to integrate what you have.
2. Stop foreign money from doing shit in your country. Like fucking Muslims conservative mosques. You need a revolution in the Muslims for it to work in the UK.
3. Stop the Muslims from having a private schools make them mix with the broader UK in school. They can keep their religious study schools.

>>129195219
>Amber Rudd introducing the death penalty, criminalizing abortion or banning non-protestant religious schools?
This is a good thing reddit

>>129191256
fuck off dumb yank cunt

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>>129195483
because, my fat friend, UKIP are a fucking chan meme and have no seats and their 'leader' is now ded, having got about 3k votes in the biggest brexit seat in the entire fucking landmass

>>129195592
Definitely. The conservatives are professional backstabbers and metropolitan elitists, they won't keep themselves together nevermind work together with what is essentially an Irish kkk party. Imagine if Jeb Bush was president and he had to work with David Duke to secure a majority in parliament. How long do you think something like that would last?

May ran a fucking terrible, Clinton-level election campaign where she relied on just talking shit about Corbyn.

Not only that, her main chance to really pull undecideds and the love of all populists was destroyed when she basically cucked after the terror attacks.

Let alone she just started introducing batshit crazy policies. She was basically trying to run populism while not actually being appealing whatsoever.

But it doesn't matter. The biggest picture in this was Brexit. With a Labour WIN (an actual win), this country would've either become an economic shithole, or they would've cucked on Brexit completely. With the Tories still in power, we still have someone who will fight for a genuinely good deal, or even just salt and burn the entire trade deal, both of which are favourable imo.

Also the Left have accidentally given a genuinely right-wing party a nice bit of power.

>>129195483
Because FPP is a retarded voting system used only by retarded countries.

>>129195879
Amber Rudd is a coalburner

>>129195879
I never said otherwise.

>>129195985
You don't exactly have a rich, unbroken history of wise leadership:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLDve40cxlk

>>129195977
All of this

I see. I thought UKIP had more sway than that considering they nuked the whole of Europe.

>>129195879
Rudd would do none of those things because she's a harder remainer than most tories, including may

>>129195483
Because UKIP has no seats, so aren't worth anything politically

And it's not just because of FPTP, it's because UKIP's platform disintegrated after the Tories decided they were willing to go full, hard Brexit, plus most of them understood that it was too dangerous to give Corbyn a chance by voting third party.

They only got 2% of the total vote, compared to 12% at the last election.

Why is parliamentary government so interesting.

>>129195602
>>129195847

To be fair it was a Tory landslide until they started talking about stuff they wanted to do outside of Brexit.

Honestly its like they wanted to tank the party it had to be pure hubris. This internet shit honestly looks like a joke.

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Can somebody explain this

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>>129195219
>Have you people not understood the conservatives are progressives?
That's a stretch (although not much of one), they're neoliberals. They haven't quite reached US Dem levels of SJW privilege-checking insanity.

>>129195918
>>129195483

UKIP is great but it was there to make Brexit happen. Its a dead party and the only ones who didnt leave were trying to turn it into a career. Its job is done. Though perhaps May will fuck this up enough that Nigel has to come back.

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This is amazing

>>129195412
So true.

No one over thirty is left wing at all. Your analysis is breahtaking.

>>129196591
>They haven't quite reached US Dem levels of SJW privilege-checking insanity.
US Dems never jailed anyone for criticizing Islam.

>>129190758
Weak fiat is positive when you plan to restore your production house, like UK. Krauts are retarded about money.

>>129196634
>Not Telling

??

>>129190596
>People do not change political orientation, ever

typical fallacy

>>129190081
You retards lost. You have a hung Parliament. Brexit won't happen.

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>>129190081

>>129195483
UKIP has no fucking chairs you mong

>>129195977
>Also the Left have accidentally given a genuinely right-wing party a nice bit of power.

The only redeemer desu, the social media meltdowns coming in from student twats who've just google who the DUP are is glorious.

CLOSE IRISH BORDER

Labour have won in the long run. We'll end up with another election in a year and that's when they'll be more likely to gain majority.

>>129196499
There's literally a wiki edit flamewar going on right now on this article. Leftwing publications are now attacking DUP for forming coalition with May, therefire leftyshills are trying to edit the DUP page with highly-politicized weak articles that are barely 6hours old.

>>129197060
I'm not so sure desu, the working class north tards are just about realizing they've fucked the brexit they wanted it might wake them up.

>>129195406
When was the last time a conservative party cut gibs?

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>>129190600
Her statements imply she's only staying on temporarily to be STRONG AND STABLE through this transition period

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>>129195412
The thing is with socialist policies a larger part of the population becomes economically dependent on the socialist government.

That's the genius and parasitical nature of socialism: it creates economic dependency through ideology.

And eventually you have an estimated 62% of the population who are economically dependent on the government by employment, pensions or benefits as we have in Belgium.

>>129190081
Who did Nigel support?

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>>129190596
>Implying there is a future for britain.
No sweetie.

In 20 years your local Muslim warlord will govern your ass and there won't be any voters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6xxJ7PCmdo

I seriously fucking love that the left accidentally forced this party into a position of strong power.

They're one of the most nationalist, conservative parties in the entire British political spectrum, even beating out UKIP. It's fucking hilarious. They do hate catho's tho, but to be expected from a unionist Irish party.

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IT WAS HER TURN

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i think her mate an hero'd

>>129197379

He constantly retweets anything to do with UKIP and he's been shitting all over May. I don't think he really supports anybody except anything that smells faintly of getting a proper brexit.

>>129197188
The only chance the conservatives have is if they can get rid of May. She's clearly lost the plot, and she's just going to drag the party down further and further.

>>129197060

Depends on whether or not Mummy Mayhem is still there as leader and what happens on Brexit.

Considering where she was before the election was announced, the Conservatives probably run one of the worst election campaigns in UK history (very similar to Clinton campaign and remain actually). She looked like a little bitch not showing up to the debate and her policy proposals were a joke.

>>129197394

Poland mad they will be speaking German in the near future.... Again.

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>>129190758
This wasn't a second Brexit referendum Hans, as much as you'd like it to be. I guarantee that the northern voters that went strongly pro-brexit and just voted for Corbyn still want brexit. I'm one of them.

>>129190981

lol Tony Blair and Gordon Brown got more seats.

Why are you leftists portraying Corbin as the most successful Labour leader ever?

In the end Cons won.

>>129195965
right, I agree. It seems like there's a socially conservative part of the British electorate that will just vote Tory instinctively, so the problem is that unless an alternative is offered, the party will stay in power or opposition even if it's internally in crisis and takes the positions of the left of 20 years ago.

The BNP hit its high water mark probably in the late 2000s and then, I think, had its vote usurped by Farage and UKIP, which has all but died given last night's result. Do you think something will come along to challenge the Tories from the right? Or are political solutions just doomed to fail at this point?

>>129197188
Working class northerners are Marxists at heart. They never wanted Brexit. They wanted a chance to show their anger against the conservatives and since Cameron was campaigning for Remain they took the opportunity to protest vote.

The average northerner wants a welfare state, subsidised industry and workers' right. They were just too fucking stupid to understand UKIP and Brexit in essence was about the opposite of those things. I hope the conservatives will learn a lesson and stop trying to embrace the "centre ground". Stop pandering to muslims, niggers, homos, working class people and youngsters. Read my lips. THEY. WILL. NOT. VOTE. FOR. YOU. EVER!

Get back to being a party for the middle class and the rich and stop being apologetic about it. The Conservatives exist to stop the productive half of the country from having their property seized by the lower leeching half. Just fucking purge all the feminists and nu-males who infested the party already, return to the core voters and maybe just maybe, you have a chance at winning the next election.

I want the worst possible candidate to become PM so the state of Britain can worsen tenfold and we can see where exactly it is headed. But /pol/ doesn't wanna take chances like that.

>>129192334
>Achmed

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>>129190509
Its trudeauism
the art of letting your enemies win and virtue signalling beyond belief

>>129190081

>May goes into vote to gain a majority and lead Brexit negotiations
>Loses majority to Labour when it was secured before the vote was called
>Forced to form a coalition with a batshit crazy party that will destroy her internal policy and make her even more unpopular or shatter a year in
>At the same time, will have to compromise on open borders due to the Ireland case (which DUP is for, as in 'open borders to EU Ireland')

>"HAHAHA LABOUR BTFO"

That classic British banter, aintit ?

EU bureaucrats will laugh their way to their office today, this is a total disaster for the Tories

Hard Brexit has now became virtually impossible unless the Tories can get both her own camp and the DUP to compromise completely, and Labour to not cuck her more via protests and mass strikes, which they might now have momentum for due to the good political show

Corbyn was supposed to be done for two weeks ago. Now he's the opposition leader

>>129198196
shhhhhh they're still in denial. They unironically think Shariah May will sit down with the DUP and form a government with her left wing agenda.

>>129197711
>I guarantee that the northern voters that went strongly pro-brexit and just voted for Corbyn still want brexit. I'm one of them.
Yeah and you're the biggest cunting short sighted retards going, you've just fucked brexit you docile cunt all because you couldn't just walk the line for 5 measly years before changing direction MUHHHHHHHHHHHH TORIEZZ, MUHHHHHH EN H ESS, you fucking mongs deserve everything you're going to get.


>>129197908
>Working class northerners are Marxists at heart.
I've hands down never met one who convinced me they had an i.q above 76, they are politically tribal minded idiots whom vote against their interests every time without even realizing it. I want to see the NHS reformed to refuse all treatment for self inflicted illness ie smoking,drinking and type 2 diabetes, get those fat fuck working class northern donkeys some lessons in self responsibility. At least the working class in the south west me included aren't completely retarded.

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>>129191047
What really made it hilarious is that CNN were so desperate for something to attack Trump with they ran it as headline news ...

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ALL OF YOU ARE IDIOTS LOOK AT THIS

This might actually be good news in so far as May will be held to account by the DUP

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>>129190816

>50% third worlders, probably a good 20% second worlders and the rest a mutted mess
>mocking others

>Only people willing to touch you literally who Irish nutjobs

Any hole's a goal I guess. Back to open borders and globalism, business as usual chaps.

>Resume blaming communists for everything MUMMY does

>>129198551
Look at this, retard
>>129198474

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>>129190081
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*inhales*
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

>>129197711
>Brexit with open borders and customs union
lel, working class people are so dumb I'm starting to think you're a different ethnicity altogether.

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>>129198614
LABOUR OUT, SMASH THE CORBYNISTAS

While I've posted I find it hilarious, some of you are majorly over-estimating the power that a small coalition power has.

In 2010 the Tories needed TWENTY seats to win a majority, and made a coalition adding fifty seven Lib Dems to their ranks.

The Lib Dems still got absolutely cucked, despite the presumed 'power' they should have had.

I really doubt DUP will actually be able to pull anything off. So far all I've seen is the agreement that the Tories won't leave NI in some weird post-brexit status, and WILL pull them into the hard Brexit if necessary, which is fantastic.

>>129190344
Leaf?

>>129198474
BASED

>>129198474
best timeline

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>>129191898
There's a solid argument that the answer to that is "Corbyn the literal Marxist", strangely enough.

https://www.dailystormer.com/this-is-real-im-not-joking-about-endorsing-jeremy-corbyn/

>>129198693
lib dems are cucked by definition...

>>129190758
>my party of five people convinced 5 people from the opposition to join us
>wow why aren't we leading the country yet?
A minority is still a minority, genius.

>>129198474
Based DUP

>>129198646
i also fit the mould of 'northern labour voting brexiteer'

i want to see tariff-free single market access but an end to free movement, and hard brexit if that can't be achieved

i also don't want may ruining my internet habits or gutting the NHS

how else am i supposed to vote?

>>129191169
Yeah. Once people have money, they suddenly start thinking giving it away is bad. That's why the voting age should be raised to at least 25, young people these days are fucking stupid.

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You should all vote Liberal Democrats come 2022

>>129198826
Makes sense a kike website would support kike corbyn.

>>129191169
Good thing there isn't going to be a massive loss of jobs within 10 years due to automation or anything haha

>>129190081
>(((progressive))) labour supporters celebrating that they put the DUP in a position of relevance
As if I needed any more proof that they were retarded

Loads of crap on Kik about how the result is still good for Britain but I'm a nurse and I still fear for the NHS. Tory voters = dumb & racist!!!

So what happens if the CONs don't form a coalition with the DUP

>>129199035
Corbyn wants to lower the voting age to 16 as well.

Could you imagine the fucking chaos? It'd basically guarantee all the usual margin seats go to Labour. Classic commie move.

>>129190344
Corbyn won in my mind

>>129190811
When you have a stake in society, a good job, a mortgage a family , your views change usually conservative

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>>129198382
>>129198646
Calm down faggots, like most northerners my vote is symbolic anyway. The last time my ward went to anyone other than Labour was around 1930 when a lib dem won it.

>>129198474
What seems to be the problem? All I can see is good boys.

>>129199368
Most millenials will likely never own a house or get a good job the way the economy is going

>>129190539
Because they lost a majority in an election called by them to extend it

>>129199018
>tariff-free single market access but an end to free movement
Every single EU member state have said they will not allow this yet you think it might happen if you just ask enough times? If you want an end to freedom of movement you must walk out of the single market. Do you think the conservatives published a manifesto saying we would be out of the single market for shits and giggles?

>>129199250
But Corbyn is on record as being anti-Israel. You half-witted antipodean shit-poster.

>>129190758
>Losing value to CAD

Yikes.

Reminder the Corbyn wins in this.
He dealt the Tories a major electoral blow, while not having any responsibility to govern, which he couldn't do because he's a drooling moron.
Literally the best of all worlds for Labour.

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He won.

Perhaps not an all out victory but everyone expected May to swat him out like a fly, and leave labour raped on the floor.

But thanks to her own retardation and Corbyn's decent campaigning, its ended up that she's been left with a saw arse and a yeast infection and now has to run to Paisley's rotting corpse of a party to be propped up till the next election.

Which coincidentally is probably not to far away, and one which the conservatives will undoubtedly lose.

>>129199570
David Davis said that even if the end free movement they still won't stop the deluge because (((big business))) needs a constant stream of immigrant labourers

>>129199306
>using Kik
Paki or pavement ape confirmed.

>>129190233
Yeah yeah.

See you in 5 years.

>>129196693
True, but they desperately want to and keep trying to do end-runs around the 1A with "hate speech" laws

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>>129191314
I can't believe (((You))) support (((Tories)))
>what a shocker

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>>129199630
>Kikes create communism
>Look guys,this commie is anti-Israel,no really!

>>129190081
And why does she need a "permission" by the Queen? I thought the UK was a constitutional monarchy with the Queen having no political power.

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>>129190081
Plebbit thought Corbyn would come out with a surprise win. What ended up happening is the UK got a more right-wing government than anticipated. Was this the best possible result we could have gotten /pol/?

>muh gay people

Jesus Christ they're like 5% of the population

Are the DUP /ourguys/? they hate paddies and pakis, and neoliberal policies.

>>129199968
You think that everybody who supports socialist policies supports Jews? You are fucking retarded.

>>129199326
they have to rely on getting support from other parties every time they try to pass legislation

>>129198535
cf: Londonistan

>>129190811

We've been hearing the same shit in the U.S. forever. Even in the 1970s, it was "those old conservatives are dying off, soon Republicans will never win again!"

Here's a hint: a 20-year-old liberal today has a pretty good chance of becoming a 40-year-old conservative in the future.

>>129200119


>>129198474

>>129199630
Most Marxist scum are. It's agreeing for the wrong reasons, so what?

>>129190081
>mfw we've got the DUP and Conservatives.

Based Northern Irish, based IAN SMASH SINN FEIN PAISLEY!

BASED ANTI GAY, ANTI ABORTION PARTY! WE LOVE YOU NORTHERN IRELAND!

TEARS SHALL BE SHED FROM LEFTIES!

>>129199975
It's a formality. Whoever has the most realistic chance of forming a government is given permission. The Queen's opinion doesn't come into it

>>129200294
So you are wrong. But don't worry about it, you're clearly quite uninformed as well as being an idiot. In fact, well done for using your computer.

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>>129192129
>>129194110
>>129195117
>>129199782

---> /GULAG/

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>>129199968
>hurr durr kikes created communism
And crapitalism

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>>129200116
<2%. soon to be 0%

>>129200119
Yes, they're hard-right euroskeptics with very christian slant. In a coalition, they'd make parliament say prayers before each meeting.

Also, why the FUCK is Mummy May staying in? This was the most botched and shameful defeat I've ever seen in politics. And it was all due to HER AND HER ALONE. Why the FUCK is she staying?
Can the rest of her party give her the boot?

>>129199998
There's a new and unnecessary crisis of confidence in the Conservatives.
Early elections were still a huge mistake.

So you British cucks, LLOY.L has pulled back a bit. Why the fuck are you not buying shares?

LYG for my American bros. Buy, buy, buy.

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>>129200151
Yes,since they end up destroying every country,including mine you idiot.
I'm not responsible if your people are such of low iq they can't understand simple kikery.

>>129198474
>jew-friendly tory majority becomes an apartheid-supporting coalition
this is the best timeline

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>>129200692
Bye bye

>>129194608
>Same stroy with Gibraltar

HAHAHAHA

NO.

>>129199018
>how else am i supposed to vote?
Fucking tories as it's only for 5 years then you can fuck them off.

>>129199018
>i also don't want may ruining my internet habits or gutting the NHS
You fucking northern twats are dumb as shit firstly ask yourself how realistic and implementable it is? it was a shit policy for sure but come on as for the NHS it's a fucking financial disaster that will need reform sooner or later, you want to fix the NHS? push for fat cunts and self inflicted illness to NOT be treated for free, it's the dependency of the people and lifestyle choices that's killing it.

>>129190081
RIP bongs

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>>129200327

based goy

>>129197646
We'll be fortunate if anyone is speaking german anywhere in europe after the caliphate is established.

>>129191371
They just want the special travel area (nothing to do with the EU lol) stays as it is, they don't want military checkpoints or a hard border. That is Arlene's fear but Theresa already said that she didn't want to return to the days of the past to try and calm the Irish down.

So I reckon they will get on alright, hardline real DUP Conservatives vs the cucks like May.

I'm looking forward to it lad.

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>>129200774
>tfw you realize france is only as antisemitic as it is because like 20% of their population is muslim

>>129198535
As posted by an inbred cuck

>>129200927
Putin supports Israel though.

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>>129200944
I think things couldn't have turned out better.
Globalist shill mummy may btfo
Unironic communist corbychev btfo
SNP eternally btfo

Now a small party of far-right social conservatives has a stranglehold on the gov't. It'll be great.

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>>129200927
Good goys make the best cannon fodder for greater Israel

>>129194026
What.

The DUP aren't demanding soft Brexit whatsoever. The DUP, so far, have been said to actually be asking that Ireland goes in EXACTLY the same way as the rest of the union, rather than a hard brexit and then some special status for NI. So actually, that's support for a hard Brexit.

The Union is way more important to them than open borders with the RoI.

>>129194723

lol what a retard. Irish Borders are EU borders

>>129200927
Do you know why? It was done because the IRA started supporting Palestine. It's more of a fuck you to the Republicans. They wave Israeli flags to torment the Republicans and burn Palestinian flags and the Irish flag.

It's funny as fuck.

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>There has been no official agreement, according to DUP sources, says Sky's Ireland correspondent David Blevins.

>The party may now be working out how it intends to "strike the balance between using the power they suddenly find themselves with in Westminster" and not "derailing the political process" in Northern Ireland, he said.

>"They're also trying to negotiate an agreement here at Stormont to see devolution restored.

>"So if they're going to squeeze out some concession from the Tories, is that concession going to frustrate Sinn Fein to the point where the prospect of devolution disappears and there is direct rule from Westminster again in Northern Ireland - with the potential of that direct rule being imposed by a Tory government shored up by the Democratic Unionists.

>"You really couldn't make it up. It's like we're living in an alternate reality, no one could have imagined this scenario."

>>129190811
No, we all grow up in end. Many of us were like you when we were kids. The main thing you have to worry about is that there will be so many Muslims when you're a pensioner that you won't be able to get a Tory government. And when that happens I want you to remember that you chose it.

>>129201370
Neither R of Ireland or UK are part of schengen, nothing will change.

>>129201370
Then the PSNI will have to work harder to tackle people smuggling from the EU into the UK.

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MAY should RESIGN

>>129199975
The queen is the commander in chief of the british military. The monarch just chooses to let a government rule but at any time they feel like it they can just seize control and rule how they see fit.

>>129201488
Yeah but EU nationals can still go to the republic and get citizenship.

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>tfw you vote for a socialist utopia but end up with right wind death squads instead

>>129201191
Not really. He only supports it when it suits him. Or atleast gives that appearence

>>129190081
>suicide watch
Ayyyyy. The conservatives fucked up so hard it's not even funny.

>>129201581
Gay bashings will soon become a national sport.

Those crazy northern irish accents, funny hardnuts.

>>129201232
This.

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>>129200882

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>>129200774
you're the jews of europe

>dark
>curly hair
>greedy
>we wuz

only difference is you're shit with money

>>129201682
But as a bonus we got the DUP. SMASH THE EUROPEAN UNION
>Paisley with hammer pepe

>>129190081
Insane amounts of salt from the Left. Funny how they don't mind Sharia and other ugly aspects of Islam, but they are all chimping out online because 10 "white Christian bigots" are forming a loose coalition with the Tories. When can we ship the Left off to North Korea or some place equally far, far away from white people?

>>129199489
Sounds like a good reason to not vote for a status-quo part to me.

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>>129201792
Bahahahahahahaha I love Ian, he left us too soon.

>>129195867
>1. Stop Muslims from coming in. Dont let more in until you figure out how to integrate what you have.

No, don't let more in, full stop. Send the ones here back. It's not our job to integrate them, the onus is on them to fucking behave themselves as foreigners in a land with an already established Anglo ethnic population, history and culture. We don't want them here AT ALL, this "immigrant land" bullshit is a fucking lie and will never, ever work.

>>129197775
A VERY hollow victory though, Corbyn recovered from Ed Miliband's Rape in 2015, got back 10% of their voters, took key conservative areas(Canterbury etc.) hamstrung Teresa with a coalition government, took back parts of Scotland. Need i go on?

Corbyn brought Labour back on its feet, and might have got a majority vote if he had a few more weeks to campaign. In the long game, he will be PM in the next election by near certainty.

>>129200774

wow France is actually pretty based.

>>129197060
I think people are just tired of fucking politics and want politicians to get on with it. Scottish ref 2014, GE 2015, Brexit 2016, GE2017... over exercising the electorate with too many U-turns can confuse them. I mean, just look at last night results, tory seats held for LITERALLY a 100+ years swinging to labour and fucking scotland for example. May did run a terrible campaign but it's pretty clear the public is getting fed up and willing to fuck their own shit up in the process.

>>129202082
Tories took two seats from Angus Robertson and Alex Salmond. The two, slimiest, shillyiest pieces of shit to ever plague this Earth.

Give some credit.

>>129201390
This is where you're wrong lad. It's to do with the 2 1/2 tribes of Israel who supposedly became Ulstermen. It's mixed up with Orange and Masonic reference. It's not just banter.

>>129190081
>"not all muslims" censor the internet conservatives
Vs
>literal communist

Bad choices either way bongs
But may is the lesser of two evils despite fucking up massively

>>129202126
It's not you pierre, it's abdul.

>>129190081
2 muslim attacks in 2 weeks and the Tories still lose the majority. May fucked up this bad?

>>129197060

Mansfield went Tory. Fucking Mansfield. That alone should cause Labour to shit themselves. Labour should be cruising there. The Tories won't make the same mistake twice, and if more older people increase turnout now they know the young will fuck the country over to virtue signal, that negates Corbyn's sole real advantage.

>>129190081

The right should stop putting Women in leadership roles when they're fighting a war for civilization.

Boudica and Joan of Arc got their asses beat.

Conservatives stay on but now its evident they should have never let Farage leave. They need a charismatic man to lead the charge towards Brexit,

Men fight wars and they follow other men into battle,

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>>129199250
Nobody ever engages with his arguments when I post that link. Probably because if you tried, you'd have to admit you was right. It's always just "hurr durr weev has curly hair so that proves DS is a kike honeypot despite all the evidence to the contrary." If the SPLC sue them out of existence with their bullshit Gersh harassment case, I bet you'll claim that just proves the level of sophistication of the conspiracy.

>>129202082
Also if it's students who voted Corbyn..then with every passing year new voters are coming onto the market..if the austerity bullshit continue (which it will) labour is basically guaranteed to get in with a huge landslide next time around.

>>129198194
>virtue signaling
You mean good campaigning??

>>129190344
>t. ass-anihilated libcuck

>>129202293
I fucked some fat bird from Mansfield years ago, she had 34 FF tits. Met her off Faceparty. Yes I'm fucking ancient.

>>129202213
That mudshit bitch is also gone, kek

One of the only good things to come out of this election is that scottish independence is BTFO tbqh

>>129190482
Pretty funny actually. Has St. Patrick come to roust all the snakes in London? ha

>>129202231
Yeah I know about the weird cult in the Orange lodge that believe they are the original lost tribe or something and the first inhabitants of the British isles. They are a minority, there's kids that fly the jew flag when the republicans start flying and parading around the pally flag, seen it when they have the orange festivals, the republicans goad with pally flags.

They paint pally murals everywhere. Psychological dig at both sides.

>>129190081
You cucks and your queenie.

>>129202460
Oh she's gone? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA I'm so sleepy anon, had no sleep yet.

I'm high as well! Thank you Scotland, I love you guys, you're ginger and you're crazy and I don't understand a word you say but I love you.

And Northern Ireland you can get some love too.

>>129197646
>Germany
>not collapsing like Sweden in the coming decades

>>129202407
If it was just good campaigning then fair play but they insist on being politically correct on every subject

>>129190596
>>129190811
And once those young people grow up and learn more, they'll be voting conservative too, and there will be a new generation of arrogant idiots to talk about how "the future is commies"

>>129200186
>>129201112

>American education

Sorry, no muds allowed

>>129190081

DUP are based. Ultra Right Government incoming.

>>129190897
it was a victory for Labour in a similar way to how Geert Wilders didn't win a top spot but did make significant gains for his party...perhaps?

In a vague way Labour seems like the Dems here. Once very powerful and often in control, their star has waned considerably but they can still make a fuss and win some points/seats

I don't see a huge future for them again anytime soon. Like our Dems they appear to be split between new progressive lefties--Muzzie sympathizers, multicultural types, Euro lovers, etc., and old school lefties who are more centrist, classically liberal and not PC. Both sides lack the power of the old unified party and for now the center-to-right is more together and stronger.

>>129200774
Oh I see, sorry m8 I didn't realise that you were an actual retard. Good for you for being able to type.

Honestly, past this point, as long as Labour don't go anywhere near a Brexit election deal, we're good.

If they get elected next time (which would really require a massive Tory fuck up, I mean they still kind of won, running Clinton-level tactics), we can take it.

We can recover from a few years of socialist spending when the pendulum swings again, but we would struggle immensely more with shit Brexit deal, and Brexit not happening would equally be a massive upset. But with the Tories in, hopefully those aren't issues.

>>129201792
Fucking laughing.

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>>129202670
>tfw you realise scotland doesn't actually mean 99% of the shit it says and is in politics just for the banter

>>129190081
>But Hilary won the popular vote
>but labour won a moral victory
Liberals are an endless source of keks

>>129200931
Holy shit
You told that boi, dayum

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The best thing the Tories could have done was to lose properly...and allow Corbyn to fail for the next term.. In the long run they have truly fucked themselves beyond belief.
>they have now fucked the Brexit and will piss off both remainers and leavers by making a ham fisted break with the EU that will please neither side
>Corbyn can to do little to nothing and will still look good by comparison
>by promising the earth and losing Corbyn can't be held to account and all his supports will believe he was going to deliver whilst the Tories plough on with unpopular cuts.
>Tories will lose even more votes to UKIP and Lib Dems next time around
>every year from now until the next election means older Tory voters die off whilst new generation of labour voters are continually churned out of universities

Leading to a massive labour landslide next election. So massive that the Tories will not recover for years IF ever.

>>129196875

political parties in northern ireland like to keep as a secret where all the bodies are burried.

>>129195977
>tories fight for good brexit deal

For who lel? you fucking brainlet

>>129202077
Fucking this. If I were omnipotent I'd throw every damn muzzie out of the UK. Out of everywhere but their homelands actually, and to be fair I'd make sure those were as shipshape as possible, but still, no nukes and no travel visas. They gave up the right to Western vacations, fuck em.

>>129200774
What year is this?

The left hate powerful conservative women more than they hate any other group. Strong conservative women are the final boss of socialism. The left can't use identity politics because they're arguing with women, so it comes down to arguments and in the end British people are consistently proven to be relatively cautious. So muh people's utopia is always seen as too idealistic and therefore suspicious. We're a quiet people, almost as quiet as the Chinese. Most of us just want bird song and the smell of cut grass and sweet Anglo pussy.

>>129202659
Get fucked fatty. Your country hasn't even got a culture except nigger urban kek

>>129203086
It's still bad mate. It's wasn't a fixed term election, May called a snap election thinking she'd score more. There was no need for it, she held a comfy small majority. But she couldn't handle minor criticism from weakened parties and now is going to get bantered to death in PMQs. And we're officially entering brexit talks in 9 days. She completely fucked her own shit up.

It's a pyrrhic victory.

>>129190081
I'm a center left pol'ster and I can say this was the VERY WORSE OUTCOME.

I was hoping the cons would lose big, and Labour won, but I much much rather have cons in charge than this government thats coming up.

Fuck man

>>129202376
Happens everytime...

>>129202082
I could be wrong, but if Tories shape up and start trying to really please the largest numbers of people....maybe not. If Brexit ends up not so bad, and the economy recovers etc., good trade relations w/the US and others, etc. Make people as comfy as possible and likely you can keep your power, seems to be a general rule. Like here, Obama and the Dems spent his last 4 years making way too many people way too unhappy and uncomfy. If they had been more careful, they could've slipped anyone they wanted into office after him.

>>129203189
Doean't look good at all. GE2022 now depends solely on the success of brexit and our parliament is more unsteady than before. If tories fail, we could see another 3-election cycle of labour wins.

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>>129202460
I laughed my arse off when I saw that slag lose her seat. She had nice tits but thats about it. She was literally hate fuck incarnate.

She tried to ban Trump from the UK and lost her seat as a result.
We should tell the Americans on the Trump General to add her to the Trump Curse victim jpg.

>>129203441
May is hardly conservative, she's centre-left on social policies and panders to billionaire nonces by cutting their tax.