LMAO

Not after the pounding she took last night.

I guess that's why she's fucking your country so hard right now.

She's out for a good fucking, and the British people are bent over and ready to take it.

>Theresa May reveals naughtiest thing she has ever done was 'running through fields of wheat’ as a child

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-naughtiest-thing-runnig-fields-wheat-child-tory-leader-conservatives-a7774841.html

>>129189558
Oh, wow. A modest woman exists in Britain.

>>129190130

>giving birth to white babies is bad

kys kike

She has aspergers. It's difficult for people with that illness to communicate with others and develop meaningful relationships or have sex.

>>129189558
>BLACKED exclusive
>granny gang bang defloration

>>129189994
oh, so shes a fucking liar, got it

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>>129190347
>tfw no incel autist mummy gf

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>>129190240
Who is Queen Gloriana?

>>129189558
It's a MAN lol.

lol why is every female leader in europe a barren, humorless old cunt

>>129189558
You don't need a lover when you have England

>>129191075
>female leader

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>>129189791
oh lord

>>129191100
Inb4 we find out shes has a black, muslim ex-boyfriend

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I'd give her a lay

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>>129189791
She won and the commie lost

>>129189791
fpbp

>>129189558
what did she look like in her younger days?

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>>129191367

>>129190808
World leaders always develop these horrific eyebags. It must suck dealing with human beings and human conflict all the time.

>>129191075
leftist brainwashing

>>129191495
nah

>>129191312
but she completely failed on her aim of securing a majority and a mandate and 'crushing the saboteurs', she'll be forced into government with some Irish barbarians who never thought they'd taste power to prop her up.

Jez gained 30 seats and cemented his role as labour leader, he appears much stronger. Yes he lost, for now, but this is just the beginning,

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>>129191367
a monstrosity

>>129189558
dude. she is married.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_May

>>129191495
boyish audrey horne vibes

>>129191075
It takes a certain type of person to be a politician. A women who dedicates themselves fully to a career as time demanding as being a politician is far less likely to have kids than your average woman.

Likewise politicians as people tend not to be very funny because the funny ones just don't make it very far (Just takes one controversial joke when you're an underling of the party before you're tossed out with a black mark against your name)

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When I hear his steps outside my door I lie down on my bed, open my legs and think of England.

>>129189994
How is that even naughty?

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Why does no one wants to have sex with it?

It is a mystery

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>>129189994

Bane?

>>129189558
yeah but she did run through a field of wheat once

>>129191709
Crashing this country, with no survivors

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>>129191632
she went through a dykey looking phase then went full QT mummy

>>129189558
>that face
are you surprised?

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>>129191075
That German chick isn't, right? She's pregnant again this year. I'm spacing her name. Also Marine LePen has kids and animals. But then those are the better two. Perhaps you should have said, "why is every prominent, successful female leader in europe a barren, humorless old cunt?"

All that aside May looks to me like she'd have a right foul mouth in private. I dunno, why she just looks like a cusser.

>tfw you see Mummy May in your mind's eye storm in after election night, throw a stack of paper down on her desk and yell "BOLLOCKS!!! SODDING FUCKING BOLLOCKS!!! SHIT!!!"

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>>129191692

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>>129189791
this

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>>129189791

>>129189558
so is the OP.

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KEKED BY JEREMY

>>129191495

They all look a bit blokey. What kind of school is this?

>>129191632
this was a trend during commonwealth 90's nearly every caucasian women had this look.

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>>129191790
aka she finally hired a stylist, poor awkward thing. She slimmed down around the same period. Always big, ungainly and chunky before that.

>>129191495
>>129191632
You're all probably too young for this reference, but she was very Georgy Girl.

>>129189791
fpbp

Second shortest term as prime minister, I don't think she made it much longer than 1 year.

Will go down as the worse tory leader in living memory.

Utterly broken, no mandate, hated by her own party and soon to face mass revolts.

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>>129189791

>>129191616
>Irish barbarians

The Irish just saved your ass, yet again. Can we just end this whole "Britain" charade and just have The Kingdom of Ulster and its overseas provinces (aka the Caliphate of England and Wales and the Soviet Republic of Scotland?)

>>129192501
Basically, yeah. I would feel sorry for her but she did it to herself and besides fuck her creepy Big Brother shit. Never forget the first time I went back to the UK since the 80s, holy fuck cameras everywhere, very weird.

>>129191312
Losing seats isn't winning you fucking idiot

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>>129191790

"She" used to wear kinky boots all the time.

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>>129192769
THICCC

Leaver her alone faggot!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xXHxlMdfCE&t=32s

>>129192501
Just under. IIRC she became PM 26th June last year

>>129192461
>You're all probably too young for this reference
I got it and now I feel old

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>>129192712
>American
top kek, can't take anything you wogs say seriously.

>the left is all about sex and body acceptance and positivity
>their go to insults are virgin and making fun of genital size
;_;

>>129191632
Everyone looked terrible in the 90's

>>129189994
This is actually quite weird and disgusting.

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>>129189791

>>129193132
WE

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>>129193428
American manlets please leave

>>129192725
Isnt this pretty much the Same everywhere in the developed world though

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>>129193132
>White man is dying overseas while pakis are banging his wife and daughter

Britain will defend this,

Wouldn't be the first time a politician lied

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>>129189791

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>>129193907
>White women dying oversees while white man is taking care of his wife's kids

>>129193644
Tied with boris johnson funniest uk politician

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>>129193907
Your officers

>>129193907
as opposed to white man dying in muslim countries while niggers are banging his wife and daughter?

Stop being a hypocrite

>>129193749
Why so we have to save your ass in the next war.

We are not leaving because Europe is basically American land with all the military bases we have over there.

>>129189558
Well yeah, look at her, shes hidious. All those wrinkles. No one would fuck that. Well no one but a Frenchman.

>>129189558

Another childless white woman, the epitome of everything thats wrong with the west.

>>129189558
/ourgirl/

>>129194070
Merkel looks worse

>>129189558
She dutty bruv allow dat ting

she was set up by (((pollsters))) to call the election or is she just a typical woman in politics?

>>129194040
>as opposed to white man dying in muslim countries while niggers are banging his wife and daughter?

You do you, toothpaste, never read the threads, respond without thinking

>>129191616
No, this is the absolute end. This coalition extends the Tories' potential power in the future. As long as they get along commies will never see a glimpse of hope for a majority.

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>>129194318

>>129189558
shes a good womyn.
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>>129191312
No majority means every party lost the election

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>>129194318
Leave manlet

>>129189558
That why she wants to fuck us because she doesn't know how to fuck

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>>129191790
fucking disgusting you mentally ill creepy an*lo. you beady eyed rats make me sick KYS YOU VILE CREATURE

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>>129190240
haha, yes indeed my fellow white. go forth and multiply. don't worry about the financial upkeep, i'll ensure the solvent middle-englanders are taxed to provide for you, and if this burden discourages them from breeding, all the better!

>>129191616

They most definitely don't consider themselves Irish. But your insight seems to be about right for the average yellowtooth

>>129194318
Pretty sure the amount of Dutch men dying in muslim countries is slim to none compared to your manlets getting BTFO

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>>129192823

semigilf

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>>129193998
>>129194037
That's some royal butthurt.
When the next member of the Bush family gets elected, I'd love to see your face when your PM drafts you to fight for oil for me.

That probably ended in the white house

>>129189558
8/10 in BongLand

>>129192363
A British one.

>>129189558
> When you're so evil no man wants you.

Maybe she can fuck Satan when she gets to hell.

>>129189994
C'mon that's cute, probably a lie but still.

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How about back then?

>>129194682
Pretty sure all of those men you mention died for American political and business interest.

Which is nothing to approve of, of course, but something to ponder.

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DON'T LET IT SLIIIIIIP

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>>129194807
Don't fuck with the American army lmao

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>>129191616
>making fun of based 'shock the gays for days' DUP

>>129195027
>Americans love unhealthy sexual repression

Color me surprised

>>129189994
Liar.

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>>129194807

>>129194592
Labour mentality - punish those that aspire and want to be succesful

>>129195136
>we want to take away your internet freedo-...

>>129195311
Kek

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>>129189791

>>129191692
it means she got fucked in the field

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>>129194592
>British middle class is white, somehow

pic related

>>129189791
Fpbp

>>129195311
Not that this is much of an excuse, but that's a reserve company from Washington State.

english politics are fucking retarded and make no sense

>have election seemingly featuring names of individuals
>only 2 i can remember are corbyn and may
>sounds like the equivalent of muh left and right so i can still follow
>day comes and people start throwing words like tory, dup, seats, majority, minority
>may lost especially if she steps down
>corbyn won by not winning
>random deals with entities that do not correlate to the "2 individuals"
>hung parliment because someone has a majority
>the election only happened cause someone apparently asked to have one
>the irish nationalists, you know, the ones that want to remain under foreign british rule and soft brexit are so extreme and national socialist democratic ourguys

please educate me if i understand this incorrectly

>>129189558
So was Elizabeth I. Not comparing TM to EI though.

Maybe she can auction her virginity for some tax breaks from Germany.

>>129189791
hahahah

>>129189791

>>129195837

>have election seemingly featuring names of individuals
Yep, individual party representatives run
>only 2 i can remember are corbyn and may
OK, there's 648 others
>sounds like the equivalent of muh left and right so i can still follow
Both are left, blue less left
>day comes and people start throwing words like tory, dup, seats, majority, minority
Yeah people use words
>may lost especially if she steps down
Net loss of seats
>corbyn won by not winning
Net gain of seats
>random deals with entities that do not correlate to the "2 individuals"
Con and Lab are enemies
>hung parliment because someone has a majority
Hung because no one has a majority
>the election only happened cause someone apparently asked to have one
Parliament decided
>the irish nationalists, you know, the ones that want to remain under foreign british rule and soft brexit are so extreme and national socialist democratic ourguys
It's the Northern Irish Unionists who are in

>>129189558
Mummy is pure.

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>/R/UK TRYING TO SLIDE BASED DUP TAKING CONTROL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

FIRST THE TAIGS THEN THE LEFTISTS

>>129194386
>i fought for your right
you fought for a pretense of liberty to destabilise durkaland, impose a moral duty on the west to absorb the displaced, the fruits of which are starting to show in europe, with the worst yet to come.

i have no issue with the armed forces, but the minute a position is taken that civilians owe them a debt of gratitude for making us 'safer', they can fuck right off. i'm glad at least some of them admit they are israel/saudi contracted mercenaries.

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>tfw you will never watch mummy merkel take mummy mays virginity with a huge black strapon
feels bad man

>>129193769
no, British people think it is cause we're so used to it but it's actually really specific to our country. Yeah other countries have cameras in shops/banks etc. and dashcams but we have cameras EVERYWHERE. You basically can't walk anywhere in a city/town centre without being caught on film.

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I wonder why she is a virgin and so are many British girls.

Why is that? Makes me wonder.

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Even we Brazilians, a people without honor who fuggs pretty much anything, wouldn't take this one, no. Even if paid, yes. That's right.

>>129196807
There are equally important pros and cons to our cctv state

>>129194978
Ah, dammit. You beat me to it.

>>129195837
Basically our system is made up of "seats" in the House of Commons and each seat is held by a Member of Parliament for a local constituency (like electoral college, I guess). In a national election your vote goes to your local seat, just like in America, and the winning party member of that seat becomes the Member of Parliament for that seat. So all the MPs get elected and get a seat in the House of Commons. To get stuff passed through, everyone in the House of Commons votes, so you really want a majority of the House of Commons to be MPs from your party. If you don't have enough seats you can't govern by yourself because you'll be outvoted and it's called a Hung Parliament - so you then need to strike a deal with another party and form a joint government with them so together you have enough seats to outvote everyone else in the House of Commons and get the shit you want done. Tories did this with Lib Dems in 2010 but then got a majority in 2015 so didn't need Lib Dems anymore and just ran the country as a Tory government. May completely FUCKED UP this time so even though Corbyn "lost" by not becoming PM, he stole her majority so now there is a hung parliament and the Tories have to team up with some party of Irish nutters to get stuff passed. (They needed 320-something for the majority and they only have 318, DUP have 10 I think so together they can form a government)

It's brilliant.

>>129197395
Tell me about pros of being under constant invigilation, because it doesnt look like it reduces crime or prevent terrorism.

>>129190808
I thought mummyposting was over. Now it's just 10x worse

>>129189558

She is a lesbian

>>129189558
So the leaders of France, UK, Germany have no kids. Interesting.

>>129195559
How do you know?

>>129189994
D E V I L I S H

>>129189558
>>129189791

Definite proxy samefag

Fuck off

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>>129195681
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>>129192728
by your account Wilders won in the Netherlands

>>129192769
>boots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-I8bB3K07c

>>129191075
In this post, the question that answers itself.

>>129189994
She did it the fields like a village harlot.
>>129189791
FPBP

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>>129189558
>tfw no mummy milf to empty my balls in

>>129189558
Sauce or are you just assuming?

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>>129189791

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what the fuck is this thread
honestly

>>129199324
That's called "council estates". Has been for a while now

>>129198855

Because that's the only thing it can mean... use Occams razor for stuff like this.

Also my dad used to tell me about all those times he "chased girls through wheat fields"...

>>129190347
Is she /our/ gal?
t./r9k/

>>129200395
gross

>>129195099
Holy fuck she was pretty qt

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>>129200089
it's called places that aren't metropolitan shitholes and their suburbs.they are the reason brexit won.

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>>129201469
>was

>>129197144
I'm sensing sarcasm....

>>129196807
Yes, basically that's what I meant. They're not random private cams, they're all government cams, and so many of them. I can see that there'd be benefits, esp. with crimesolving, but I value privacy greatly (and I trust no government) so it's a little spooky on that level.

>>129197641
Thanks, that was a good explanation.
I might prefer that system to our psychotically polarized one, in fact. It's funny that in our modern world which is soooo full of (too many) choices, we don't have enough choices in our political system. It's like this PM race except not just the leaders, the whole fucking thing is based around these two unsatisfactory extremes.

>>129198468
>She is a lesbian
Is she?

>>129198508
>So the leaders of France, UK, Germany have no kids. Interesting.
Weird, eh. Neither would Hillary in fact if she hadn't been mightily pressured to do so (imo) Seems to be a type.

>>129199324
"Middle America" is used much the same way.

>>129201469
she was a plain jane my friend.

>>129189558
We'll, you'd need to be a wizard to make your lead magically disappear like that.

>>129191507
Because they're old, have terrible sleeping schedules(traveling+deprivation), are hopped up on stimulants and are pudgy cunts who've never done anything more exerting than take it up the ass.

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I give it 3 months, tops.
https://youtu.be/SIKFcCPneRg

>>129196314
>>129197641

thx bros i kinda get it more but it still seems convoluted, does the role of PM mean anything at all or are they more like those mascot dudes in costumes at sports games?

>>129189791

Not rekt
Rekt

>>129191075
Thats literally any female leader in the world

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>>129189558
d-does that mean not every western female is a slut and my dream of a virgin waifu is alive?

>>129189791
>Not after the pounding she took last night.

FPBP