Brit/pol/ - Keeping up Appearances edition

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>>129188316
The terrorists won't know what hit them.

May is finished

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>>129188316
Post MORE KAREN to give mummy our power!!!
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WEAK AND
O
B
B
L
YOUGOV WAS RIGHT

First for join the UVF and kill taigs

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absolute kill is this government

do the tories hostorically learn from their mistakes?

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ARE BOJO WHEN?

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Theresa May got the result she deserved. That nervous wreck was never up to this job.

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>>129186548

Other thread was first and has 100+ posts

>>129188414
Does anyone?

>>129188449
Huh, really made me think

Keep an eye on the Pound when she comes back to Downing Street.

https://www.dailyfx.com/gbp-usd

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>>129188432
give it two months

>>129188410
She looks like she is plugged into the mains. What OS is she running?

>>129188384
*hides poster*

thanks

>>129188484
probably wont change unless she says something specific about brexit

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>>129188415

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Where do we go from here

78% 18-25 turnout

with the increase in Muslim population and the exact same manifesto, 2022 will elect Corbyn

It is over.

Britain shall sleep.

1000 years of darkness await.

>>129188414
Electorate still votes for them, so there's no need for them to.

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>>129188526

Here it comes.

>>129188595
>78% 18-25 turnout
this is fake m8ey, literally impossible to have this data already, it will take days to work out the exact demographics

>>129188526
I'm sure the DUP's involvement with terrorists is just them getting around the negotiating table to seek a peaceful solution.

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>>129188526
ohohohohohOHOHOHOHOOHOH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So.
it.
begins.

>>129188579

What an uncoordinated retard.

Might email my MP do they actually respond or is it just like a prewritten shit

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>Vote Labour
>Get DUP

>>129188677

72% rather

https://twitter.com/DavidLammy/status/873063062483357696

>>129188595
>implying DUP won't set up a Ministry of Muzzie Bombing by then

>>129188789
email probably a fob off. If you write a letter, they are obliged to respond.

>>129188595

Good, you fucks deserve it.

>>129188526
LITERALLY UKIP

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>>129188814
>believing Lammy

seriously, he's fucking clueless, probably saw the exact same shit tweets you did

it's not out yet

>>129188792
The absolute STATE

Here we fucking go.

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>>129188792

No DUP mentioned?

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SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

mummy is talking

4chan is banned.

Well done idiots.

COALITION?!?!?!?

>>129188316
What's going on? Is Brexit still on the schedule?

>she named islam

>>129189123
as opposed to staying in the EU and becoming an islamic nation

>Terrorists and pedos crying about Internet freedumbs
L MAO

POLICE STATE BRITAIN
It was nice knowing you all

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>>129189123
>believing this

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LETS.

GET.

TO.

WORK.

STRONG AND STABLE CHANGED TO CERTAINTY
MUMMY MAY WOBBLING

>>129189163

yes Con/Lab coalition.
all globalist all the time.

>>129189123
TAKBIR BROTHER

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Your kneecaps Jeremy give them to me

>>129189245
>thinking they wont focus on fascist nazis

>minority government

top kek
this won't work for long
britain is FINISHED

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SUICIDE WATCH

>>129188444
I want to rape her. She's such a fucking retard.

is she gonna get away with this lads? Carrying on like nothing happened?

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GET TO WORK YOU JOBLESS CORBYN CUNTS

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>>129188316

STRONG

>>129189517

With the DUP it's not a minority government you birk.

>>129188509
Gentoo

>>129189587
I... guess?

>>129189245
Sorry mate you're on 4chan you're now on Mummy May's watchlist for monitoring

>>129188316
MRS
BUCKET????????????

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MIssion failed, we'll get them next time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnqZA2q-ToY

UP TO OUR KNEES IN FENIAN BLOOD

Reminder that Mogg voted in favour of the Snoopers Charter, despite depicting himself as some sort of traditional conservative or classical liberal against increased state power and defender of British institutions and traditions.
(http://www.publicwhip.org.uk/division.php?date=2016-06-07&number=13&display=allvotes)

Reminder that Mogg is a notorious carpet-bagger and stood in seats from Scotland to Shropshire to Somerset before he actually won a seat.
(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacob_Rees-Mogg#Before_entering_Parliament)

Reminder that Mogg disavowed the ‘Traditional Britain’ group after he caved under pressure from the leftist media for speaking to a genuinely socially conservative group
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23617555)

Reminder that Mogg helped to campaign against UKIP’s Mark Reckless in the 2014 Rochester By-Election – a crucial make-or-break moment in UKIP’s history that would’ve destroyed the party’s momentum and prevented Brexit from ever happening had Reckless not been elected.
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-7MbLwG0AU)

Reminder that if Mogg placed his principles and nation above party and career then he would’ve defected to UKIP alongside Carswell and Reckless back in 2014, back when there was significant UKIP momentum and it seemed as if UKIP could gain several seats in Parliament..

>>129189517
they are actually only 2 seats away from a majority as sinn fein and the speakers dont vote
so with 10 from the DUP and any rebels from other parties it will be about the same as the small majority they just had

How long will the 3 seat majority last lads?

>>129189622
It is, they haven't entered a coalition with them they're just making deals where they'll back them up.

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>>129188316
i tried to warn you all.

>>129188579
HAHAHAHAHAHA

What a tit

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HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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>mfw Corbyn tries to meet 'er maj and gets BTFO.

Is this good or bad for Brexit?
Is are Nige coming back?
Will The May stay?
Tune in next time on JUST Politics

>>129189681
5 YEARS!!!

this is hilarious

>>129188526
Better late than never

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>tfw you voted for the winning side

>>129189397
NEVER

>>129189681
It's only 2 now, apparantly they've lost Kensington

>>129189714
kek

>>129189663
Anonymongs don't give a shit about actual poltical performance, they only care about memes and buzzwords.

Why is the twat that wrote Harry Potter claiming Brexit was defeated? Traitorous worm.

>>129189665
what a success, may truly won this election
Now she's got that strong mandate she wanted to lead the UK through a hard brexit!

>>129189692

We don't even know that yet, and the DUP are basically Conservatives + so they will vote for everything to keep Corbyn out they've already said so.

>>129189714
"condumps"?

Why are they making Laura work so hard :(

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>yfw hardline Conservatives in Northern Ireland and resurgent Scottish Tories prop up a Tory government

Who'd have thunk it?

How long you lads reckon it'll last? Another election soon?

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>>129189714

This election could not have gone any better.

>>129189714
wtfs a condump

WHY THE FUCK DOES ACT SO AUTISTIC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmHZECv984Y

FUCK THE POPE AND IRA

If people from the Cynon Valley could stop voting for Labour that'd be great

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>no formal coalition paper
>negotiations finished after a single day
oh boy you guys are in for some fun.

>>129188526
are they the heroes we need lads? are they really?

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>>129189714

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>129189755

No it's not. SF and the Speaker take away from it.

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>>129189554
>Gods
Absolutely heretical

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I did a meme

>>129189801

Conservative-DUP
Con-DUP
ConDump

geddit lul so funni

>>129189714
wait, is this actually turning out better?

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>>129189780
:)

house of cards

>>129189665
>Losing 12 seats and the majority is fine, it's literally exactly the same to rely on these Irish nutters
kys autist

The Bad Friday Agreement

>>129189862
Fucking hell I keep forgetting about them

>>129189813
I would actually not be surprised if she was on some kind of amphetamines.

>>129189813
I bet she'll go home and get shagged silly after they finally let her go home...

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Means of production status:
Seized
Not seized

>>129189714

Hmm I might crack open the champagne tonight, it could of been a lot worse I suppose.

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>hung parliament
>jk tories stay in
>just assimilate these random other party

how does that even fucking work?

>>129189714

We've won.

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DUP-ed by voters!

>>129189898
Ooh, that's spicy.

>>129189891
DUP IS WRECKING HAVOC

/POL/ WON WE WON

>>129189912
Have you had a nap, lad? Good job with all the threads earlier <3

>>129189663
>Reminder that Mogg voted in favour of the Snoopers Charter,
I don't see a problem here.

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>>129189879

Did they forget we existed?

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So is Nigel going to fill Nuttalls seat?#

>>129189852
DUP just wants Brexit and shocking the gay out of people

>>129189929
welcome to parliamentary politics, friend

>>129189884
>not "CONned & DUPed"

>>129189910

Yeah so it's going to work out as a 10 seat majority in effect if every MP from all parties vote. Not ideal but workable.

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13146120

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THE TORIES WON'T HAVE ENOUGH SEATS WITH THE DUP

THEY NEED THE LIB DEMS

MILKMAN AS DEPUTY PM

2010 ALL OVER AGAIN

COALITION OF KEKS

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Spicy DUP statement

> britcucks supporting and rallying behind a woman
lol britcucks

>>129189965
>LARPing

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>129189979
kill yourself statist cuck

>>129189896
fuck off

>>129189999
He says he wont be leader without reform of UKIP.

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STRONG AND STABLE
GET BACK TO WORK CITIZEN

>>129189969
Yeah I had about an hour or two over the last 24 hours, still need to do some shopping and possible gym <3

>>129189999
Quads confirm it.

It's already over.

>>129188316
>NI gov formation fails
>Successive NI Ass elections don't help at all
>SF calls for the reunification referendum
>Reunion surprise win
>Early national elections
>Labour majority
>"Can we go back into the EU, please? We don't mind if we lose the Pound and all"
Digits will confim

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>>129189825
It won't last. The Tories are not a hardline party, they voted in gay marriage. The only thing they're hardline on is their economics and sucking globalist cock. If they do their usual shit, the DUP won't vote for it, if they pander to the DUP, the moderate Tories won't vote for it.

it's like leftists just can't win anymore

>>129189827
How? Someone give me a rundown
I'm American so I dont know much about British politics

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>>129189965

FAGS OUT

ABOMINATIONS OF NATURE OUT

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UNIONISTS BROUGHT IN TO CLEAN UP TERRORISM

>>129190017
Heh. And Unionists are engaged in a drug war up North.

>>129190017
>IRA cheerleader
Ouch

>>129190025
She's always been a remoaner. Disregard.

So we're in a situation where the DUP and Tory rebels could pretty much blackmail the Tory party into submission on major issues? So much for a landslide, so much for strong and stable leadership.

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BREAKING: REPORTS OF A CATHOLIC MOSQUE BEING BOMBED IN BELFAST

>>129189554
link?

>>129189929
it doesnt without weeks of negotiations.
they might pull through brexit but dont expect anything else from this gov cause there will be conflict over every single decision.

>>129189999
>DUP just wants
how would you know? they got Tories by the balls now. no need to play the bitch.

>>129190020
BACK TO PLEBBIT TRANSGENDER

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>129190025

It begins.

Creaking and groaning.

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>>129189930
>laughing at people with mental and physical illness
not very nice

>>129188316
I don't get it, how does a 'soft' Brexit == more Nationalism?

Now that the dust has settled can we all agree that Paul Nuttall (R.I.P) had the best manifesto?

>>129188526
>the unionists were the terrorists

wow, now i'm #woke

>>129190143

Just go on /r/unitedkingdom and click new for the latest threads, they are very upset.

There will be so much triggering in evidence when the leftists become aware of just where the DUP stand on social issues.

>>129190173

Trans is not a mental illness it's a lifestyle choice.

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>>129190025
Ohhhhh that sucks

>>129190198
Oh absolutely

>>129188595
Oh no. Governments will have to offer viable policies for the youth instead of pandering to nation wrecking boomers. Whatever will we do?

May and oldies absolutely BTFO

>>129190227
More like a sexual fetish.

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Long live the union tbqh.

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>>129190160
It's going to be hilarious when the 2017 immigration statistics come out and it's as bad as ever.

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>>129189517
>britain is FINISHED
Says increasingly nervous man.

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FUCK THE IRA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xUFKLIpMsk

>>129190256
>viable policies for the youth
lmao
Reminds me of 2010.

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POST THE LEFT'S REACTION WHEN THE FIND OUT WHAT KIND OF PARTY THE DUP REALLY ARE

Nacht der langen messer when?
May has to go.

>>129190198

I liked his election promise to lose £30k in deposits countrywide.

This country is finished theresa may is a nervous wreck

Daily reminder that she called the election because she didn't think she could deliver Brexit with a majority of only 17. Now it's smaller and reliant on a different party.

>MUMMY WON

>Kensington voted Corbyn

Lol what, how does this even make sense?

>>129190075
It didn't, things fucked up, Tories lost their majority and are hoping to get votes from the DUP, a hardline right-wing N.Irish party, but retards on here think the DUP will single-handedly implement death penalty for gays and deport all Muzzies, with just 10 MPs out of 650. The only good thing is just that the left is shitting themselves over the DUP.

In reality it won't last because the Tories aren't hardline right-wing, so anything they want, the DUP won't vote for, anything the DUP wants, the moderate Tories won't vote for.

>>129190299
You say that as if it would have been lower under Corbyn you delusional heshe lmao

>>129188526

>Ireland gets partitioned
>Irish State supports it
>"Good job lads, lets get around the..."
>Michael Collins killed
>IRA looneys wage Civil War
>IRA looneys cause thousands of deaths in NI
>so bad the British state has to deploy the fucking army
>Ulstermen being Ulstermen take it into their own hands
>"Hurr durr the Unionists are the terrorists"

These people are so stupid.

>>129190017
The coalition can't possibly last. The Tories are far too left wing, far too apathetic towards NI, and not inclined enough to sympathise with loyalist terrorists to accommodate the DUP.

There'll be another election by 2018.

>>129190017
Pure pottery.

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>>129190339
Most of them have no idea yet.

>>129190015
DUP obviously

>>129190380
Champagne socialists

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>>129190339

>>129190217
same is true for the moderate tory wing tho, this is a really shaky foundation for government and May is in no way strong enough as a leader to hold it together

How long until the knives are out for May, I'll give it a couple of days. Women in politics was a mistake

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>>129190025

>>129190380
Labour is now a party of middle class champagne socialists

>>129190380
its almost like muzzies are in london

>>129190383
>You say that as if it would have been lower under Corbyn you delusional heshe lmao
I've been saying repeatedly for days that every party is pro-immigration you mong. Voting is retarded.

/R/UK NOW HERE AFTER GETTING LINKED TO THIS THREAD

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU FREAK FUCKS LOST SO MUCH FOR MUSLIM COCK

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

>>129190339
what kinda party are they?

>>129189778
her audience is teenage/young adult leftie women, she's playing to the crowd.

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>>129190373
She's on top form. She just effortlessly assblasted Corbyn and his band of leftist cucks.

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>>129190339

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>>129190380
>be richfag
>vote to have half your income taken away in tax

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>>129190339

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>>129190339

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>>129190137
>Catholic mosque

Kek
These next 5 years will be brillian

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>>129190339
>POST THE LEFT'S REACTION WHEN THE FIND OUT WHAT KIND OF PARTY THE DUP REALLY ARE

>>129190410
>Most of them have no idea yet.

This annoys me. It's not like the DUP are a new party; how can anyone with an interest in politics not know who or what they are?

>thinking the Cons alighning themselves with the retarded DUP will make them more popular in Britain

KEK only mongs in NI think this Cons heading for disaster Corbyn will only grown stronger

>>129190497
A proper conservative party.

PMQs next Wednesday, correct?

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>the exit poll was the most accurate one yet

dont call me black no more.

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>>129190339
UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

soft brexit confirmed

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>>129188415

>>129190495
laughing at all the redditors that actually think anyone on here is an unironic (((tory))). A DUP coalition was the best case scenario for us

I fell asleep about 5 am and woke up at 12

Miss anything?

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HOLY SHIT

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>Normie memes

>>129190380
It's like Sheffield Hallam. Wealthy, leftist types.

>>129188526
Friendly reminder the conservative party is a progressive party which legalized gay marriage and criminalized hate speech.

This "deal" with the DUP won't last for more than 6 months before backbenchers start rebelling and the government collapses.

That's one of the most delusional, disgraceful speeches ever given.

EVER

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Pretty mad seeing TWO coalitions in my lifetime.

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OH SHIT I WANT TO BUY A COALITION BUILDER!!!!!!!

>>129190491
Don't you get it, we've won.

Out of all the options we got the DUP, we have the best chance now.

This is literally the best option we have, only /r9k/ and /r/uk heshes and niggers seem to disagree.

>they've left the mics on the stream

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>>129190505
>DUP?

>>129190016
They already have enough seats you moron

What is the majority that they will have with the DUP?

>>129190577
oh shiet

>>129190377
>>MUMMY WON
No-one's saying that. She walking dead at this point. This result is pretty decent though; DUP are great on a lot of issues.

>>129190497

Proddy Sinn Fein

>>129190583
Curtis was smug as fuck

>>129189850
No Surrender

>>129190503
>effortlessly assblasted Corbyn
>Lost seats
>Lost her majority
>To a terrorist-supporting socialist
If she did that effortlessly, what happens when she puts in some effort, crowns Corbyn king?

>>129190511
>having empathy with others

lol what a bunch of fags amirite

>>129190016
Wait, he hasn't resigned?

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>>129190339

>>129190660
paper thin, think it's six?

i thought NI hated taigs, why do sinn fein even have seats

MAY DID THIS TO HERSELF
SHE WAS NEVER REQUIRED TO CALL AN ELECTION

TOP FUCKING KEK

>>129190497
/ourkind/

>>129190567
Because the 'leftists' of which you speak are 18-25 year olds who have no idea how it works and think it's all black and white, good vs evil, etc.

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>SNP hate tories mor than anything in the world

2015
>Tories get in government because people abandon Labour because the SNP keep talking about getting in government with a Labour-SNP coalition

2017
>Tories get in government because SNP sheds its seats to the Tories

Are the SNP sadomasochists?

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Anybody else gutted this cunt scraped her way back in?
Would have been hilarious if she lost her seat

>>129190660
328

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>>129190594
This.

DUP is soft brexit and May was never really for hard brexit.

Prepare the lube.

>>129190624

Lel

>>129190624
B A N T Z
A
N
T
Z

>>129190017
Cracking banter

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>>129190339

>>129190601
>A DUP coalition was the best case scenario for us
Remains to be seen. This countries proper fucked. Do you know if anyone was seriously predicting this outcome (CON/DUP)?

>>129190672
Na SF are leftists

>>129190624

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>129190660
Absolute of 2, accounting for SF and Bercow more like 5ish

Do
U
Pee
?

I wonder what would have happened if Gove hadn't backstabbed Boris. Instead of May, we would most likely have had Boris and his campaign (if he would have even called an election) would have been very fucking different.

Young people have FUCKED everything up.

>Post yfw May's own party vote against her government

Are DUP now /ourguys/?
>anti abortion
>anti paki
>anti single market
>anti fag marriage
>anti tranny
>not an irrelevant meme party

>>129190660
9?
>326 - 7 Sinn Fein = 319
>Tories have 318 + 10 DUP

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>>129190624
He's been high on coke all night.

gay marriage banned during pride month. truely the best timeline lads.

>>129190567
>how can anyone with an interest in politics not know who or what they are?

university socialists live in filter bubbles rememeber

>>129190647
Fucking state of you retarded LARPers. The pro-immigration globalist party won because they're all pro-immigration globalist parties. If every option is the same, you have no choice.

>>129190624

Fucking Osborne with the bants.

Come back Georgey boy, you're a cunt but at least you know how to do your job.

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>>129190706
>have empathy with others
>LOL FUCK BRITS IMPORT 6 MILLION RAPEFUGEES TO POUR MY PRET

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>>129188526
Y'know, this election might have been worth it after all.

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>>129189891
Can't say yet. Need to see how things settle down. Getting ACTUAL conservatives into positions of influence certainly doesn't strike me as a negative.

>>129190200

They were mate. UDA, UVF, UFF etc all murderous bastards. They're not "the good guys" just because they wave the union flag.

>>129189854
I suggest you research the RHI scandal if you're a mainland bong.

DUP are corrupt as fuck and it would be a shame to see /pol/ support them on the premise of being conservative.

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>>129190339

>>129188526
>Hey, May, someone just emailed me to say they don't like us working with the DUP
>Oh shit, collapse the whole fucking government then

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>>129190633

>JUST LIKE IN HARRY POTTER YOU GUYS

>>129190753
>dup
>Soft brexit

Pick one

What happens if Sinn Fein decide to take their seats to vote against May's government?

>>129190853
REEEEEEEE THE WHITE WORKING CLASS DOESN'T EXIST

Is Corbyn safe? Will he be here in 2022 or whenever the next poll is?

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can someone mansplain to a dumbass American what the heck happened in Britain yesterday?

the PM can call a general election, so May wanted to win it when she was already the PM? but she lost but still wants to be the PM?

>>129190812
They always have been

just went on twitter.

>pop culture references
>"we won! no wait we lost!"
>really mean shit about Ireland.

democracy doesn't work with stupid people.

>>129188526
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4
Vote DUP! Continue Ian's legacy!

>>129190904
They have said they won't.

>>129190904
tory+dup still majority

>>129190753
They want no border with Ireland but they're racist bigots

>>129190921
>but she lost
No.

>>129190904
They already ruled that out

>>129190875

Renewable energy is faggotry, I support them even more now.

>>129190497
Christian fundamentalists :D

>>129190753
>DUP is soft brexit

Stop spouting this rubbish

>>129190921
foy

fellow britbongs where do you watch news?

what seat hasn't declared?

>tfw tories get 1 seat majority

>>129190872

They were loyalist drug gangs

Fuck up since you don't know anything about NI

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>>129190753

>DUP
>Soft anything

You have no idea how bad things really are.

>>129190824
You will never win though lad, pick a side don't make a new one.

>>129190449

Newcastle, Durham, Liverpool, Ipswich, the Welsh valleys etc all renowned for being wealthy and full of cosmopolitan liberals

NEW

>>129190851

>>129190851

>>129190851

>>129190851

>>129190851
>>129190851

>>129190812
They always were.

This Con+DUP likelihood didn't even occur to me. I was hoping for little to no change, to keep the eternal tory in check with a narrow majority, but this is beautiful.

>>129190921
basically, imagine if the green party took like 5 college votes or something and the repubs and dems were basically even. either the dems/repubs make a garbage government and get cucked for a few years, or the dems team up with the greens and form an actual government and get something done.

I think that's the closest analogy I can make right now

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Corybn's position is absolutely fucking assured.

He's the only high profile labourfag with any form of charisma and positive public image.

Theresa May has become a laughing stock, holy fuck please resign.

I sympathise with Catholics in NI over the Unionists. Primarily because of ancestry.

However, redpill me on the DUP's other policies relating to immigration, faggotry, Islam, abortion and the like?

>>129190921
she wanted to increase her parties majority in the commons, but lost it, so now the conservatives have to join up with the DUP, a far right party.

redpill me on DUP. are they our guys and going to make england english again?

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>>129191027
online

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>>129189992
Of course they did, Billy. Nobody cares about you.

>>129190624
>Be Theresa
>Sack Osbourne
>Hate his replacement which you hired
>Lose Majority
Serves her right.

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>>129190017
BASED

>>129190899
>>129190965
>'Nobody wants a hard Brexit' DUP will fight 'no deal' EU split amid Tory coalition bid

http://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/814896/Election-2017-DUP-Brexit-Democratic-Unionist-Party-Conservatives-Hung-Parliament

>>129191078
>Irish party.
>Make England English again.
They just want to ban fags and burn Catholics, that's all.

>>129190635
Went to Hallam. Can confirm they are all cucks