Brit/pol/ - STRONG AND STABLE edition

The SNP are willing to band over on their one core policy (independence) simply to have some semblance of power.

Hopefully they get totally wiped out next GE.

>>129186548
kek

According to

reddit.com/r/northernireland

the DUP are a bunch o horrible bigoted reactionaries

'strewth, lads?

Crying britbong edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FpiZdskAnM

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I was still in bed

>>129186673
>the DUP are a bunch o horrible bigoted reactionaries

Top lads then.

Brexit cancelled ffs :(

>half an hour or 40 minutes until the next announcement

>>129186673
Hundreds of years of localised inbreeding will do this.

>>129186548
>DUP already outlining a soft brexit as part of the terms for propping up an enfeebled Tory party
Where is the evidence for this

The DUP are a strong brexiteer party, general opinion seems to be that any attempt by the tories to soften brexit will be met with a breakdown in whatever arrangement they've reached

>>129186548
>DUP
>soft brexit

When will this meme end?

>>129186606

As long as the SNP is getting seats, Labour will never get in power again.

Which do you want more?

>>129186673
The DUP are possibly the least cucked party in Britain and are well to the right of the tories on social issues

Just to be clear, did the prime minister expressly state that she sought to make a coalition with the DUP?

>>129187020
Not yet, she has to get approval from Queenie first

>>129186942
There was evidence for it earlier on in the day, if you can provide a source that says otherwise then fine

>>129186673

>the DUP are a bunch o horrible bigoted reactionaries
>Reddit calling anyone who blocks their degenerate sodomite worship as "bigots"

Checks out.

>another general election later this year
>BoJo as Tory leader makes more media and public appearances but is a more highly publicised fool because of it
>Corbyn mobilises the youth vote again
>ousts Diane Abbott and draws attention to how quickly the Tories u-turned on May's manifesto
>puts together a serious shadow cabinet now that his MPs can't say he's unelectable anymore
>Labour landslide confirmed and Corbyn delivers Brexit

Best timeline or best timeline?

Well credit to the yougov poll where credit due.
Didnt vote Tory but fuck me what a situation. Tory voters and Brexit voters underestimated the solidarity and lack of political diversity within the youth. Bread and circuses = NHS and tuition fees. What the fuck was with the UKIP switch to Labour?

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results (except Kensington, which still hasn't declared)

>>129186942
They want an open border with the rest of Ireland (the EU) , e.g for the UK to keep open borders.

>>129186548
>COALITION CONFIRMED
>Most likely situation is a Tory+DUP coalition, meaning some people will be tricked into thinking they are getting a hard brexit while still getting 300k+ migration per year
Change this for the next OP.

It's a Tory minority government expecting to rely on the DUP tacitly. It's not a coalition. There will be no DUP ministers.

>>129187054
Man I wish our king was still involved in the formation of the government. We're 86 days in now and there's still no sign of a coalition.

Imagine all the leftys celebrating then googling the DUP for the first time.

Can't wait for the tears.

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>>129187020

Her Maj is grilling May right now.

>>129187119
>What the fuck was with the UKIP switch to Labour?

Some working class will never vote for a Tory party and rightly so.

>>129186548

>Most likely situation is a Tory+DUP coalition, meaning some people will be tricked into thinking they are getting a hard brexit while still getting 300k+ migration per year

B-brexit is Brexit! Mummy May!

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>>129187089

You best start believing in the best timeline.

Because you're in it.

https://twitter.com/CerianJenkins

kek

mad about the DUP

Been awake almost a day now. What a shitshow. Hope the Queen takes May's head tbqh.

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>>129187124
>mfw now living in a Scottish Conservative block

>>129187119
Most ukip voters were the white working class, labour might represent everything they hate but they are still 'muh party of the working class' and 'Maggie closed muh mines' anybody so honestly expected them to vote Tory was a fucking retard.

>>129187275
She ha May on the rack, Will and Harry whipping her every time she hesitates to answer

>>129187019

>BNP

Hell even UKIP are less cucked

>>129187310
>A record number of female MPs have been elected. There will be more than 200 women in this Parliament!

You're fucked.

>>129187124
FUCK those two Tory seats in the middle of Scotland. They make the map look silly.

>>129187063
>>129187172
They're openly opposed to any deal that keeps us in the single market
>source
Their entire campaign platform lad

A soft border with the RoI was always a likely outcome, I don't see how that's the same as wanting to keep free movement. They're also an anti-immigrant and closet anti-ethnic party so the idea they'll torpedo brexit by demanding open borders is farcical

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> Tower Hamlets with over 9 billion labour votes declared before Kensington

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Why did he take the hostages in the jobcentre?

obviously not islam

>>129187334
Been awake since 5am yesterday.

Don't feel tired at all.

Fuck sertraline.

>>129187384

all of her shitty tweets have smarmy gifs attached

>>129186913
Have you go to sleep yet?

>>129187284
Why cant they just spoil the ballot. Why do all these knobs have to go
>Labour = working class
And never pick up a manifesto

Ironically all these dramatic Youth revelling in what they hammered Brexit for (drop in value, uncertainty) and finding themselves in the same bed as those terrible "racist", little england UKIPPERS

>>129187451
Will ken go blue?

Why is the brit government so weird? Each member is elected on their own but they have to form a coalition to have a majority so that they can have a government? Let me go meet with the queen to discuss it.

>>129187518
Yeah a couple of hours or so.

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Oh no guys, I'm so upset that the open-borders globalist Tory party lost their majority

Poor, poor Shariah May

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Lessons learned

>Don't call an election unless you absolutely have to
>Don't alienate your core vote by slashing their income and saying you will confiscate their home if they are unlucky enough to get dementia
>Don't rely on personal attacks against a populist
>Don't run with a cult of personality when your leader has no personality

>>129186726
You bloody wankers git off the lawn.

>>129186548
>meaning some people will be tricked into thinking they are getting a hard brexit while still getting 300k+ migration per year

That was tory's plan all along...

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>>129186548

You can whine about the Tories winning with a coalition all you want lefties but that's the next 5 years of your energy used up and wasted whining. It's over. Admit it. Instead why not.. Get over it? And move on.

>>129187553
Fair enough, been a trooper lad

>>129187505
Talk to your GP about that, it messed up my sleep a bit when I was on it but never like that.

Really do try and mention it as soon as possible.

>>129186673
>/ourparty/

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>If Theresa May or any other Conservative approaches the Lib Dems and asks for our support to deliver their agenda, let me make our position clear - no deal is better than a bad deal.

Kek

>>129186673
it was all worth it for the DUP banter

>>129186726
^ that ring on her finger is worth $200,000 quid.

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>>129186673

Why is everyone celebrating like they won something?

Nobody fucking won.

Conservatives are in a far weaker position now
Labour isn't in power.

Why are both sides acting like this is a victory?

>>129187630
I'm meeting him next week so I'll bring it up then.

I can sleep but it's difficult to drop off and it's easy to stay awake.

>>129186673

wtf i love the irish now

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Damn. Greens campaigned hard in Bristol and didn't even come close.

Gotta hand it to Corbyn, he got the youth vote in the bag.

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>>129187699
>$200,000 quid

>>129186942
Tories and DUP are both pro soft brexit. I see this coalition falling in less than a year.

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>she didn't even need to hold a fucking election

>>129187553
Get a job

>>129187304
kek, I believe it.

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>>129187795
kek'd

>>129187723
how the fuck did the lib-dems score so high?

is this just 1970s style right-leaning liberals?

>>129186972
When they become pro hard brexit, the DUP's views on Brexit are only a search away.

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Hourly reminder that even the DUP couldn't save the Tories if the Scots hadn't voted Blue and cucked the SNP.

APOLOGISE

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THINGS

>>129187940
Sorry.
Sturgeon really DID win Legsit.

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Why Buckingham Palace look like the Sunyshore gym badge??? xDDD xD ahahahaha smack dat muhfuggin (You) button.

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>>129187723

Best timeline.

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>>129187940
Scots will cuck us again.

What, you think they were electing Mel Gibson up there? I mean, GIBson sure, I get it, but no.

I hope the DUP drove a hard bargain. They had a golden opportunity to force the Tories to take some actually conservative policies for a change

>>129187723
Kill all Taigs!

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX6ekSneYvM

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THERESA MAY HAS SAID SHE IS FORMING A COALITION WITH SOME RANDOM BLOKE


SHE'S GONE MENTAL

>>129188020
Very niche

>/pol/ celebrating and damage controlling saying this "is a better result than the alternative"
>DUP wants a soft brexit
>Implying we're not getting a lukewarm brexit

Enjoy your immigrants, retards

>Belfast deciding futures of London
>This is 100% atrocious
>London decides future of wntire UK
>No probelm

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Blairite Tories using this as an excuse to force more Blairism

>Labour take Kensington

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The flag slowly starts lowering down all the way to the bottom....

theres a hole hour of silence.. nobody knows whats happening. The world tunes in watching this flag pole in shock

It starts to raise again, we get a hint of the flag...

What is it?

LABOUR WIN KENSINGTON BY ABOUT 20 VOTES

>>129187940
>England and Wales deliver brexit
>Scotland and Norn keep Labour out of government
If this isn't a strong argument in favour of the Union I don't know what is

>>129188229
AAAHHHHH

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-37907410

Fucking hell, lads. Is it just me that finds this hot in a kinky degenerate sort of way?

>>129188148
Is random bloke /ourguy/?

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>>129188087

The absolute state of BBC audio.

>>129188067
Any chance of DUP eventually usurping the Tories and fielding candidates in the rest of the UK?

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>>129188220
>>129188229

>tfw when libcucks will never ever be in power

Stay mad r/uk, despite all your shilling on pol you still lost. Mmmmmmmmm libcuck tears taste so good.

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Quick reminder

>>129188229
Fucking Kensington! That's posh as fuuuck.

>>129186548
Guys, i'm br and QI -40, so i want somebody to explain this to me.
How the fuck UKIP still so wildly unpopular even after brexit?
Nigel Farage is shilling about brexit for like 30 years, alone and he managed to get the impossible done, even against Soros/Obama/Globalists/Cucks, but still brits hate him. Why?

>>129188314
>tfw no murderer gf

>>129187786
Tactical voting is extremely apparent on the side you might consider Remain while those who voted Brexit seemingly continued along party lines. A major party of that being the Labour part
>'Muh' party of the working class

>>129188363

Muslims are not our friends and have never been our friends fuck off.

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>>129188221

>69% turnout

Thoughts?

I hope Her Majesty locks May in the Tower.

>>129188419
No need for the party to exist
With the result there might be a UKIP resurgence if the Tories try to go for a soft breggsit

So what were the funniest spoilt ballots?

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>>129188229
even the joos are abandoning the tories

top kek

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>tfw you check the 4plebs archive with your trip in the search to see what time you fell asleep

3 reasons why

1. London
2. Manchester
3. London

They cant say it so they blame Brexit/no jobs for the young.

May was one Attack away from losing.

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Fresh new memeball.

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>>129186548
STRONG AND STABLE!
TERRORISTS AND PEDOS ETERNALLY BTFO!

CORBYNKUCKOLDS ON SUICIDE WATCH

What's May gonna say?

May speech incoming

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>>129188221

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During the referendum, the DUP allied with the Leave.EU and Grassroots Out campaigns, and their manifesto states:

The DUP sees no value in the attempts by some to keep re-running the referendum. Instead, we want to get on with the work to make it a success; to write our own laws; to deliver on the vision of a Global UK with new free trade deals; to control immigration; to deliver policies for farming and fishing shaped to our needs; to lift the burden of unnecessary regulation.

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A "former" IRA supporter speaks.

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>>129188521

>Queen says no.

BOOED LOL

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>

>>129188644
"GAS THE TAIGS RACE WAR NOW"

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>>129188492
They're not our enemies either faggot

>that single chav booing

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Where do we go from here

78% 18-25 turnout

with the increase in Muslim population and the exact same manifesto, 2022 will elect Corbyn

It is over.

Britain will never awaken.

1000 years of darkness await us.

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Fuck May.

Fuck Corbyn.

Who here neoliberal centrist?

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with roughly 70 per cent of 18 – 24-year-olds voting nationwide, according to early estimates.

Thursday night, for the fist time in decades, younger voters appear to have been overrepresented in contrast with previous elections, with turnout rising to its highest level in 20 years.

----------

Brace for Tory shift to the Left to get the youth vote

>>129188656

The only thing the DUP are dodgy at all on is wanting an open border with Ireland therefore the EU but there will just be a special exception created.

Thank God we are a fucking island.

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Why isn't May resigning?

>>129188690
JUST

>>129188690
>linked

They can hardly stop drug dealing, former paramilitaries from supporting them can they?

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>>129188749

Yes they are we've been fighting them for over 1000 years.

>>129188314
No, it's disgusting

>>129188314

No, that's just fucked up. Why bother even letting the killers live? They don't deserve to ever have a chance to walk freely again.

>>129188771
Because she won

LETS WRITE MAYS SPEECH ONE WORD AT A TIME

ILL START:

I

>acting like the DUP coalition will change what the Tories will do
It's really not been that long since the lib dems were cucked into oblivion by a tory coalition, why do you believe this? They'll have some DUP guy on stage telling us they support gay marriage in a few months time.

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Do you think Mogg will realise he's the hero we need?

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>>129188760
>Clegg.

>>129188832
RESIGN

May is walking wounded.
She needs to fuck off.

>>129188759
Wrong. Between Trump and this election, the left has been eternally BTFO. There won't be another leftist government in Britain or the US for at least 100 years.

>>129188832
QUIT

>>129188832
JUST

>>129188690

> mAY

what did you mean by this

>>129188771
She's a lunatic, I want her gone just so her internet plans go away, if she were replaced by someone who wasn't going to do this but still fight for hard brexit, it would be the best result.

>>129188867

IMMEDIATELY

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>Theresa May's police state over
>weak Conservative government means DUP and backbenchers holding party to ransom for a harder brexit
>SNP loses a bunch of seats and indyref2 dead
>Nick Clegg and Alex Salmond lose seats
>UKIP's move to socialism failed
>the young voter influence this time means parties might put less emphasis on giving boomers everything from now on
>Labour-LibDem-SNP coalition was so close that leftists could taste it but it failed in favour of a right-wing Christian party getting in

This has been the absolute perfect election. Brit/pol/ wins again.

>>129188832
KNOW

>>129188229
(((Party for the working classes)))

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>complete and utter shitshow for the Tories
>forced into a deal with DUP mentals
>Tory talking heads on TV even saying she can't stand again
>majority wrecked after last night
>come on britpol
>THIS IS ACTUALLY A WIN EVERYTHING IS PEACHY

wew

Keep an eye on the Pound when she comes back to Downing Street.

https://www.dailyfx.com/gbp-usd

>>129188832
HAVE

>>129188771
I think it's out of a sense of responsibility.
She feels she got into this mess, she has to clean it up.
If the Tories mount a leadership challenge she'll probably lose, but in the other hand no other Tory frontbencher will really want the poisoned Brexit chalice.

>>129188832
FUCK

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>>129188869
May is stronger than ever. She won effortlessly.

>>129188771
1. Because she's stubborn and in love with herself
2. Because brexit negotiations are due to start this month and she needs to officially establish the tories as the party of government before that can happen
3. Because a leadership contest in the tory party now would be a disaster for everybody

She'll go in due time but she'll delay announcing it as long as she can

>LONDON FUCKED US
>STUDENT CITIES FUCKED US

>SCOTLAND SAVED US
>NORN IRON SAVED US

Bizzarro

SPEECH

>>129188690

>Has no problem supporting an IRA sympathiser
>Comes out with this

Public execution of all lefties when?

>>129188832
THINGS

>>129188229
Lotta rich mudslimes in kensington

>>129188818
Didn't say it wasn't wrong, mate, just that I found it oddly hot.

HERE WE

HERE WE

HERE WE FUCKING GO

>>129188820
>Call an election.
>Have a twenty point lead.
>Lose seats.
>Lose your majority.
>Forced to work with minor Irish party just to stay in.
>All because of an election you didn't need to call.
Yeah, she won alright.

>CRITICAL

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>Average age of a Tory party member is currently 68 years old;
>http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/06/09/top-tory-think-tank-urges-total-reform-conservative-party/
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

>out of synch

Fuck

FORM A GOVERNMENT

Labour btfo.

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SHE IS ACTUALLY STANDING THERE SAYING THIS SHIT

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>>129188802
Fixed that for you m8

F O R M I N G

A

G O V E R M E N T

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Can she save us?

>>129187210
That' why a system with the head of state is better
Here it's the president that names a PM, then he goes to the parliament for approva for him and his cabinet.
If your head of state is non-political you're pretty much fucked.
How do you do it anyway? Who names the PM

>>129188976
>WHITES SAVED US
>PAKIS AND NIGGERS NEARLY FUCKED US OVER

>>129187740
I'm celebrating because a minority government might mean that the other party with the Conservatives might actually halt 1984

SECURE

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>>129188936
>swing to the left results in a more right wing government

>wtf am i listening to

ISLAMIST EXTREMISM

>>129188913

This, most of us wanted the Tories to have a small majority to keep them behaving but that part of the majority being the fucking DUP is just superb.

By voting Tory we've helped forge a government that actually has conservatives in it.

>5 years


ahahaha, she doesn't really think she will do it for that long does she?

>certainty
lmao

BREXIT IS BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!

>>129188749
yeah all those friendly child rapes you mean?

>islamist extremism

she's never called it that before has she lads?

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>>129189016
Yes, she did win.

>>129187467
i-i-is that Grahame Lawrence?

>>129188936
>DUP mentals
B2leddit

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GOVERNMENT FORMED

QUEEN HAS SPOKEN

NI SAVED US

SCOTLAND SAVED US

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>>129189078

Whites let us down in the north east m8.

suicide when?

F I V E
Y E A R S

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF LABOURKEKS

>form a minority government propped up by the dup
>providing certainty

Pick one

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Corbyn cucks on suicide watch.

>>129189016
>still the party of government
I don't think you understand how elections work anon

This was a disaster for May and the tories but they still won
It was a resounding success for Labour but they still lost

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I'm a norn Irish taig and hate the dup. Why am I laughing at this elections results? Why am I happy? I just don't know anymore. Best timeline

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Best comment on the Election so far courtesy of Charlie Brooker

"I suppose the history books will say Theresa May poured her legacy into an upturned crash helmet and shat in it"

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>>129188964
>Won effortlessly.
>Had a twenty point lead.
>Lost seats and her majority.
>Won effortlessly.
Wew lad, in that case, with a bit of effort, she could have gotten Corbyn in as PM.

>being held to ransom by paddies for five fucking years
We'll never live this down.

smell that, IT'S BREXIT

is she really gonna meme her way to victory?

Not gonna lie, former May voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching May crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this woman get Article 50.

FIVE YEARS

FIVE MORE YEARS

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Last weeks count

>>129188846
NI politicians aren't the same as mainland politicians. They're far more stubborn and bullheaded and far more accountable/vulnerable to their constituents, simply by virtue of their smaller scale.

>>129186548
One could say you got DUPed.

Fuck May
She completely fucked the entire poltical landscape calling this election, even a Labour manority would have been better than the endless Commons deadlocks we now face.

Fuck that bitch.

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>>129188976
>>SCOTLAND SAVED US

APOLOGISE

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>she's actually staying

UNIONIST PARTY

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>>129188761

>Brace for Tory shift to the Left to get the youth vote

MAY baseball caps when???

She's now officially an APOLOGIST FOR TERROR

She got 44% of the vote ffs.

>>129189160
Not really, he is pretty much certain to stay on as leader

internet clampdown ahoy

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>>129188913
>>Theresa May's police state over
>Insinuating the DUP won't let it pass on the provision that it's used to hunt the gays

>>129189195
BASED SCOTS

>>129189140

>Irish politics
>implying anyone involved isn't a mental

Is DUP pro brexit?

>>129189107
Reminder that people said the same about Con-Libdem

>>129189062

Yep, crusades in Libya / Iraq / Syria

Very clever aren't you. Just fuck off we are not friends of muslims and never will be, go LARP elsewhere.

NEXT 5 YEARS!!!

I hope we in Norn Iron have atoned for brexit vote through our DUP vote

>>129189196
don't see it lasting

How butthurt are Corbyn kiddies right now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWm03wYBTbM

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SHE ISN'T RESIGNING AND NO NEW ELECTION

>>129189238
not really

>>129189176
kek

So... coalition with DUP?

knives must be fucking out?

LABOUR DESTROYED

LABOUR DESTROYED

LABOUR DESTROYED

LABOUR DESTROYED

LABOUR DESTROYED

NOW LET'S GET TO WORK

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>>129189099

GET TO WORK

Certainty is the new Stability.

>>129189062
What?

C O A L I T I O N

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/r/unitedkingdom on suicide watch

FRIENDS AND ALLIES DUP

>>129189240
Yeah but as the day has gone on the conservatives have been seemed more and more mental

>>129189238
Yes

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>we get DUP but May stays

I want Boris & the DUP lads

NO MORE BENNIES, GET TO WORK

>>129189238
Yeah.

>now let's get to work

i dunno theresa,

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NOW LET'S GET TO WORK

>>129189275

Nah she will stay until we've left the EU then she'll be gone the week after.

>>129188419
Farage stepped down as UKIP leader after the brexit referendum. UKIP has always been a bit of a minor novelty party as they only really had one aim (i.e. brexit). They took enough of the major parties votes for an EU referendum to be called. We got brexit. They did their job. Now they go back into obscurity.

The trouble is that this result leaves the details of brexit up in the air. They could make a return if the public feel that brexit is not being delivered well/at all.

>>129189209
I can see Norn Iron politics seeping into mainstream UK politics now with Labour+Sinn Fein and Tories+DUP

Conservative and UNIONIST party

She spelt it out clearly

>>129189306
post screenshots

CORBYN BTFO

LABOUR BTFO

COMMIE /pol/ KEK SHILL TEARS IMMINENT

CORBYN BTFO

LABOUR BTFO

COMMIE /pol/ KEK SHILL TEARS IMMINENT

CORBYN BTFO

LABOUR BTFO

COMMIE /pol/ KEK SHILL TEARS IMMINENT

She's fucking nuts

>come together


fucking how?

>>129189238
More than Tories

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqhCHU1tzcM

>>129189131
>Already be PM
>Call an election to try and secure more power
>Lose seats and have to run to DUP to be saved
>Win

Kek

>>129186548
Hung parliament?
Did Trump enter British politics?

So let me get this straight: Labour's surge is actually making the government go even further to the right?

>Conservative and Unionist Party
top kek haven't heard that in a while

>>129189320
>I want Boris

Boris is the worst option why the fuck would you want him?

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>LETS GET TO WORK
>jobless students and bennies faces when

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>tfw you want to bring through a policy but you have to phone some wacky Loyalists first to make sure

>Having to ask a fucking inbred German to form government

kek

KEK

K - E - K

>>129189356
D U P

>>129189238

They were the only party other than UKIP to back Brexit.

CORBYN KEKS BTFO

Theresa May after visiting the Queen, effectively saying:

>Keep calm and carry on

kek

REMINDER THAT THE TORIES WILL KEEP US PART OF THE E.A.W AREA

REMINDER THAT THE TORIES WILL KEEP IMMIGRATION AT 300K+ FOR YEARS TO COME

HEAR THAT HANS?

WE'RE GETTING THE FUCK TO WORK.

SEE YOU IN 11 DAYS.

MAY IS SAVAGE

LABOUR BTFO

MAY IS SAVAGE

LABOUR BTFO

MAY IS SAVAGE

LABOUR BTFO

MAY IS SAVAGE

LABOUR BTFO

MAY IS SAVAGE

LABOUR BTFO

MAY IS SAVAGE

LABOUR BTFO

>>129189164
Hanging onto government by your nails because of an election you literally called yourself is not a "victory". You can spend your time arguing semantics that it's technically a victory because they still got the most seats and will form a coalition government, but anyone with sense can see the fact they lost seats and lost their majority can see they failed badly and calling it a victory is glossing over that.

>work
THIS TRIGGERS THE CORBYNITES

>be pro-globalist, London based polling company
>like all other polling companies
>fudge your polls to give May 20pt lead over Corbyn in hypothetical election
>she gets cocky and calls an election
>gets BTFO

THis is some 5th dimension chess-play.

>call opposition party leader a terrorist sympathiser
>have to form a coalition with terrorists

>>129189364
I was trying to tell reddit all day there is no scenario in which corbyn is pm but no one wanted to listen

>>129189383
yes

for about 2 weeks before it hilariously falls apart

>>129189146
>Expecting the glorious North East to ever turn blue

You must be fucking delusional

>>129189238
Yes, but they want an open border with ROP which is potentially problematic.

>>129188802
Very inaccurate map.

>>129189409

he's charismatic as fuck and for normies thats a vote swinger

Didn't you see that if Boris had run against Khan for Mayor he'd have won?

>>129189383
Yeah. Technically the UKIP swing vote got what they wanted lmao

>>129189238
They want free movement through the Irish border but apart from that they're very pro-Brexit. We'll probably get a special arrangement with Ireland and hard brexit everywhere else.

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>>129189363

>>129187740
>Conservatives are in a far weaker position now

Literally why would we dislike this?

We WANT the conservatives to crumble and reform to become more... conservative.

>2 seat majority

How long will this last lads?

So confirmed DUP coalition? How many seats does this give them?

NEW

>>129188316

>>129188316

>>129188316

>>129188316

>>129188316

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Laura Kuenssberg need a good shagging to keep awake. I nominate myself

>>129188316
>>129188316
>>129188316

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>>129186548
i predicted this would happen

Reminder that Mogg voted in favour of the Snoopers Charter, despite depicting himself as some sort of traditional conservative or classical liberal against increased state power and defender of British institutions and traditions.
(http://www.publicwhip.org.uk/division.php?date=2016-06-07&number=13&display=allvotes)

Reminder that Mogg is a notorious carpet-bagger and stood in seats from Scotland to Shropshire to Somerset before he actually won a seat.
(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacob_Rees-Mogg#Before_entering_Parliament)

Reminder that Mogg disavowed the ‘Traditional Britain’ group after he caved under pressure from the leftist media for speaking to a genuinely socially conservative group
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23617555)

Reminder that Mogg helped to campaign against UKIP’s Mark Reckless in the 2014 Rochester By-Election – a crucial make-or-break moment in UKIP’s history that would’ve destroyed the party’s momentum and prevented Brexit from ever happening had Reckless not been elected.
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-7MbLwG0AU)

Reminder that if Mogg placed his principles and nation above party and career then he would’ve defected to UKIP alongside Carswell and Reckless back in 2014, back when there was significant UKIP momentum and it seemed as if UKIP could gain several seats in Parliament.

>>129189515
not a coalition just banking on them for help

>>129187124
Anyone want to do a migrant population overlay of this map?

>>129189146
tory scum not welcome here

SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHY THIS PIC RUSTLES SO MANY JIMMIES

>>129189461
There are literally 0 (zero) former terrorists within DUP. Unless you call the police and army as terrorists rasheed

>>129186548
>SNP getting blown the fuck out
umm no sweetie
we won more seats and votes than all the other parties combined.. however you want to try to spin it it's clear that we won the election.

>>129189419
Sweden is no different.

>>129189222
She got just over 42%. 58% didn't want her. Mummy has to go cuck.

>>129186548

just watched May literaly say because thy had the most seats and majority they are the only ones cabable of moving us forward and dealing with the brexit talks.....

bitch didnt even get majority and just scraped by to get in because she sucked a load of Duppy cocks

fml i quit this game!!

>>129189419
>German

That's not very progressive of you. She was born here, that makes her English

just like Mohammed being born in Stockholm makes him 100%, pure Swedish blood

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>>129188760

>>129188314
I thought you were dead, Mr. Brady

>>129187592
>don't take away internet freedoms

>>129188200

> Blairite
> Tories

wat?

>>129189238
Yes, but they don't want a hard brexit really because it would be politically awkward for them atm. But deep down they do want a hard brexit, so it's bittersweet really.

>>129189144
tfw you will never cum inside young liz