Brit/pol/ - BLACKED LABOUR Edition

first for CORBZ

anime

>WE WERE ALL FUCKING WHITE MALES

I thought equality of outcome was directly opposed to their supposed liberal values

replace this meek cocksucker with based Cable already

MLKMAN FELL FOR THE DIVERSITY MEME!

WHITE MALES

england for the english t.bh

REEEE KILL ALL WHITE MEN

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>mfw lefties on Facebook realised they fucked up by forcing the Tories into a coalition with the DUP

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TODAY belongs to us

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Won't belong now.

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>YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE
Farron lost the plot.

A FUCKING WHITE MALE

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APOLOGISE

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>soon

KLEGGY D:

>milkman
>complaining about whites
Bet he drinks brown milk and eats brown bread.

Can't wait for some more part and parcel lads

>literally said WHITE MALES

The utter state of this party

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DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH!!!!

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>>129184711
>Apparently Theresa May has no intention of resigning
Good. She is the only strong leader we have left. Give Prime Minister May your energy!!!

Jesus Christ Tim, he's not dead.

>WAH I HATE WHITE MEN
>CLEGG IS MY HERO

Resign you fucking milk-toting mega-cuck.

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How can she blow up her party's majority entirely in an election that she didn't even have to call and still stay on as a leader?

just woke up can someone give me a quick rundown on whats happened since 4:30

>>129184911
speak for yourself

>>129184877
FILL ME UP WITH BIG (skimmed) BLACK COCKS

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>>129184884
fuck you

its bojo time niggers

What are the ramifications of a DUP-Con alliance for NI?

Could we see an intensification of republican feeling, especially if we end up with direct rule?

>>129184927
Tories dont want to rock the boat anymore

>you now remember that sarah olney lost her seat

Great stuff.

why do most Corbynistas smell of poo?

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>how much of a cuck are you going to be senpai?
>i'm going to go full cuck my dude

>>129184927
Autism.

FUCKING UNIONISTS HOLDING THE REIGNS TO THE BRITISH GOVERNMENT NOW REEEEEEEE
GIBS MY NORTH BACK

>WE LOST OUR ONLY WELL KNOWN MP, BUT TRUST ME ITS GOING TO HURT THE TORIES NOT US

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Fucking hell Tim calm down.

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Huh

>>129184805
This tbqh.
>normies figuring out who the DUP are
>getting all upset and riled up.

It's fucking beautiful.

MUH CHILDREN OF ASYLUM SEEKERS

MUH WHITE MALES

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WE'RE THE REAL WINNERS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yt2WYBY-ppU

ENGLISH SCOTTISH ULSTER WELSH LOYALISTS EVERYWHERE

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

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>>129184962
Boris is a weak clown. He doesn't have what it takes to get things done.

Looks like he's going to cry.

>>129184805
Who are the DUP? Are they based? Like AfD?

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I miss mummy.

>>129184973

They will probably get a few gibs to get them to tow the line.

>>129184927
he's not staying on forever

Finding a new leader whilst we still don't have a government would just be throwing gasoline on the flaming shitheap

Once there's a government she'll be forced out if she won't go willingly. Same as they did to Thatcher

>>129184973
>intensification of republican feeling

probably not under the DUP unless they go power mad and axe the anglo-irish

>Jo Cox didn't get re-elected
TOP KEK

>>129184975
Fantastic stuff, she was a fucking cunt.

>>129185000
FEMININE PENIS
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>shitting on the dup

Fuck off Tim

>>129184796
>>129184819
>>129184873

Can you give me a Link please

He's really milking this

>>129184991
GET FUCKED PADDY

WE COMIN FOR U NEXT

What would Thatcher do if she was alive right now lads?

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>dup
>chaos

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coalition of May-os

why the FUCK is may not resigning

>>129185049
They're staunch Protestant Unionists in Northern Ireland

>>129185073
Use the OP.

>>129185049
How does an Irishman not know about the DUP?

You know those batshit Christian fundamentalists you get in the USA?

That's them

>>129185073
http://www.tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcone

>>129185052
Fuck off concuck

>>129185049
They are the UVF in party form lad.

>*please clap*

Oh Tim.

>>129185090
This

This is exactly what happened then as well. Nothing ever changes.

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>>129185082

Wait wait wait wait WAIT
Shut the fuck up for a minute.

What the actual fuck has happened?
I went asleep with everybody saying this is a clear cut victory for the Tories with 0 chance of failure. Did Labour win? No, I'm not gonna google it. Fucking just tell me. It seems like it from the chaos on /pol/.

Next
NEXT
Why are people saying there's going to be a second BREXIT referendum?

FUCKING EXPLAIN /pol/. EXPLAIN RIGHT FUCKING NOW WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED BETWEEN THE 8 HOURS I WENT ASLEEP HOLY SHIT.

>Theresa May did the opposite of what Nick Clegg did

how you fucking moron

>>129184991
>13 tory seats in Scotland
>DUP kingmakers in NI

Fucking LOL, this is the banter result

>A record 206 female MPs elected
>Weakest and least stable parliament in years
Makes you think

>>129184962

If he was going to be PM, he'd have beaten May. He was either sorely outmaneuvered or else someone (Gove) has something on him.

>>129185049
They're coming for you lad.

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>>129185090
Kill herself. May is the antithesis of Thatcher if there ever was one

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>>129184991
>back

>>129185098
>why the FUCK is may not resigning

Because a leadership contest takes time, and the country needs a government.

Not exactly rocket science.

MILKMAN GOING FOR IT

>>129185155
kill yourself

Redpill me on the DUP, they sound like good lads

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Rip lib dems for good

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Not gonna lie, reluctant May voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Theresa JUST herself so hard. But in all seriousness we can't let this madwoman handle the Brexit negotiations.

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BE ASHAMED!

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how will Jahans react when he finds out the DUP are the kingmakers?

>>129184962
Is there a bigger two-faced twat in Parliament than BongJo?

Something about to happen at Number 10

NUMBER 10 WHATS HAPPENING

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> i think we should pullout

Tim BTFO

>>129185159
Clegg sacrificed his party she sought to boost hers, I think

Is Farage coming back to become the new leader of the Conservatives? Will he save us all?

>>129185155
Shouldn't go to sleep then, you fucking casual.

>>129185098
My guess is no one wants to take over just now with the clusterfuck of brexit and possibly a new election in the near future. They've told her to stay on as a caretaker.

>>129185159
She won her seat. Cleggy lost.

Farron isn't exactly wrong.

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>>129185155
MAY KEKED ALL HER SUPPORTERS BY RUNNING THE WORST POSSIBLE CAMPAIGN
AHAHAHAHAHHAA

>>129185206
White Ben Carsons

>>129185155
Did you go to sleep two weeks ago? The exit polls pretty much predicted what happened - a minority Tory government,

>>129185155
>I went asleep with everybody saying this is a clear cut victory for the Tories with 0 chance of failure
Were you just reading /pol/?
Nobody with any political knowledge was saying that you fucking invalid.

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what if Brexit NEVER happens?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ag3qUHnbK44

wtf I love the DUP now

>>129185221

Break down in tears.

Good speech from Farron

>eXtReMe BrExIt

Where do I sign up?

Why do libdumbs say they won't work with anyone?

thats literally the point of their party

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>NUKE IN NO 10

MUMMY MAY NOoooooooooooo

>>129185155
The pollsters were wrong and turns out that promising people free shit and doing nothing to counter that can cost you your majority.

I hope May felt sick to her stomach.

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>>129185221
This is unironically the only thing i care about. His smugness was giving me cancer but now we have right-wing hope...

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>>129184884
>Ruined a double-digit lead.
>Lost her majority due to an election she didn't need to call.
>Literally had to do nothing but clamp down on terrorism and immigration in order to win.
>Ruined it by talking about installing a Chinese-style controlled internet, refusing to commit to lowering record immigration, refusing to debate, and bringing out a manifesto that pissed off her base of elderly people.

>>129184884
>Strong
She is a total fuck up.

if dubz sturgeon shoot herself live

>>129185098

She'll see out the next 21 months or so then be forced to resign once we leave the EU.

>Theresa May criticises Corbyn for allegiance with Sinn Fein "political wing of IRA"

>Forms alliance with the DUP, political wing of UVF terrorists

WILL ANDREW NEIL GRILL HER ON THIS IN NEXT INTERVIEW???

>>129184991
I don't even care about Norn Iron myself, but if holding it keeps you potatoniggers perpetually salted then I'm all for it

>>129185307
because it nearly killed them off last time they did it

CUT OFF
BTFO

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Get fucked Tim.

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>>129184711
Well there goes our internet rights you absolute shitebags. Why the fuck did you vote for the neoliberal scum that is the Tories? They're not even real conservatives.

>Vote for small government party
>Small government party legislate your rights away
>wtf i voted small government tho

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>>129185328
>Beckett

>>129184711

"Labour"

Never worked a day in their lives.

>cut off Farron shitstirring
>go to Sturgeon shitstirring

Fucks sake

Milkman cucked by Sturgeon

>>129185155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
hung parliment
tory/DUP coalition, 12:30pm meeting with queen

thank you for all the (you)s last thread guys, shadilay.

top bants from the milkman

>>129185369
cucked by an old hag
kek

>>129185221

He'll just be in denial, in his head Labour have won and Corbyn will be Primeminister.

Something that will never happen.

>>129185307
>Why do libdumbs say they won't work with anyone?
>thats literally the point of their party

No.

The point of the LibDems is ensuring LD MPs salaries. Going into government only risks damaging that.

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ITS NUMBER 10

You're a mess, Nicola. A total failure. Sad!

>Laura KuenssbergVerified account @bbclaurak 30s31 seconds ago

>May departure imminent - motorbikes and cars ready

STURGEON WON

Porn police. Fucking porn police. She was trying to lose. Brexit was never meant to happen...

NUMBER 10 AGAIN

>The SNP won this election
For fuck sake.

>>129185373
You know Labour voted for restriction of internet rights too?

>BREX-SHIT IS GUNNA GET REAL

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FUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFF NICOLA

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>NICOLA ON THIS MUCH DAMAGE CONTROL

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May OUT

>anime nonces btfo
>mummy posters btfo
>plastic-tories btfo

>Brexit did not feature enough in either party's campaign
>Clearly this result is a rejection of the government's Brexit plans

Fuck of milkman

>>129185424

Depature to the palace.

>>129184938
Shit is fucked yo

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Say it with me.

>A CONSERVATIVE GOVERNMENT.
>GIVEN TO ENGLAND BY SCOTLAND.
>BACKED UP BY NORTHERN IRISH UNIONISTS.

DEPUTY PRIME MINISTER IAN PAISLEY (jr)

May is out?

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>20 points ahead in the polls
>call an election to consolidate majority
>run such an awful campaign you lose your majority
Has anyone ever bottled it this badly?

>>129185049
>ireland
>not knowing who the DUP are
Do you live in a cave?

iPlayer miles behind as always.

>w-we won g-guys

>>129185469
I thought she was being sent into space

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2016: A New Hope
2017: The Globalists Strikes Back
2018: The Return of the Nigel

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>Salmond

>>129185472
what a time to be alive

Won my bet on Labour
0.5 Seats off my Lib dem bet
fuck fife

W-w-we won most seats...

Requires a MAJORITY of votes to win a referendum.

Unionists won vote total by a long way.

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Lel why are Labour voters celebrating? Tories will still be in power and their party is still in shambles.

>>129185155
a week ago may came out and said she wanted to have a government controlled internet and also fox hunting

dumb bitch needed to keep the mask on for a few more days. But no, she had to throw it and drop a 20 point lead

>>129185307
Because the reason they're a minor party with only a dozen or so MPs down from the 50-60 they once enjoyed is because they went into a coalition.

They wouldn't dare again.

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>Angus Robertson loses his seat
>the Tories take the Angus constituency

P O T T E R Y

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>>129185424
DAVID DAVIS FOR PM

>>129185472
you voted in 35 commies you paki

>>129184973
ISIS won't be the only terrorist organisation beginning with I attacking us.

>>129185448
Don't make me pull up May's absurd list of demands again.

>>129185478
Micheal Foot in 1983 maybe

>>129185530
are you dumb

>>129185307
wtf I hate having any power now

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Based.
Based.
Based.
Based.
BASED.

For those of you worried about the DUP when it comes to Brexit.

http://brexitcentral.com/dup-manifesto-said-brexit/

Should be fine, it's the Tories who we should be worried about.

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>PRAISING LOSERS
christ

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>>129185478
leave Hannibal to me.

Why do they say DUP support terrorists?

they are moderate rebel freedom fighters.

>>129185508
> 2019 : The meme awakens

>>129185574
>us

>>129185579
Don't think he ever had a lead in the polls though

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>Scottish people are allowed to speak publicly.

fucking disgusting noise

>>129185530

Unite and muhmentum control Labour now, it will never return to the centre and will never win a majority for this reason.

They can celebrate all they like.

>they didn't know that the ukip vote was really just labour voters that are sick of muzzies


Are politicians idiots?

Some degenerate druggie whore I used to know who now lives abroad and spends her life partying and being a bicycle for an entire continent said she wants to come back to the UK if Corbyn gets in so she can go to free Uni and sponge off of taxpayers for a few more years.

I want to go back and save Hitler

Im crying lads

What did our grandparents die for?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpP-n9Oqj-Y&t=48s

>>129185583
>muh minority government
Don't be delusional.

>>129185533
Literally had to just sit quiet since April... If she hadn't opened her retarded trap, easy win.

The fact that Labour was over was a fucking sure bet a few months ago.

>>129185597
THEY WON THE MOST SEATS IN SCOTLAND

THE SNP HAS A MANDATE FOR INDEPENDENCE

>"""clear""" """majority"""

>>129185669
ok, you are, thanks

>Two Labor Voter, friends I know on discord are upset about the colition


Thoughts?

>>129185544
*leans towards you*

https://twitter.com/ljstamfordhill/status/860253567546003456

>>129185478
A former First Lady and Secretary of State spent the entire campaign pandering to rich people and trying to fix the election and still lost to a reality tv star who compulsively lies. It was hilarious.

>>129185472
LOYALISTS LITERALLY IN PARLIAMENT

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE IM SO HAPPY

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

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>>129185598
i CANNAE believe it

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>Nobody resigning

Mental. Take your medicine, losers.

Why the obfuscation and denials? Objectively, Tories are the largest party and will resume as incumbent government with either minority or coalition. Why are people so ardent that Corbyn is going to be PM? Fervent delusion?

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The blue tied pro-immigration social justice party beat the red tied pro-immigration social justice party

Muslims won't stop

terrorism won't stop

degeneracy won't stop

brexit will be neutered

Britain is dead. Let her sleep.

It is all so tiresome.

>>129185704
Tell them they brought this one themselves.

Finally got my ban from Uk politics
feelsbrettygood

>>129185704
learn how to spell illiterate cunt

EH LADDEH AY'M SCOTTEESH

KANGAROOS AND WALLABIES MATE

>>129185667
they died for british values of multiculturalism, tolerance and religious freedoms

they fought the nazis! and defeated nationalism

ETA on when Britain regresses to poo in loo? Seems inevitable ever since Brexit started

>>129185703

A Labour minority government wouldn't be able to pass one vote and would collapse the first time they put anything to the parliament.

Do you understand how these things work? Tories + DUP = Majority, Labour can't have one.

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>>129185689
>lose half your voters
>clear majority
The maths checks out.

>DUP
Turning into the American South

>>129185448
It's May's brainchild.

Labour aren't much better by voting to agree or abstaining, but the concept of 12 months (and more if you're suspicious) data retention and the desire to ban encryption and want on real time surveillance is all on her.

DD is one of the few Tories that has spoken out against it for the last 3 years, but even he abstained this year. Clegg too.

Getting rid of May is like cutting the head off the snake.

>>129185743
Yeah, but now the DUP are in. Probably best result we could have got.

>I'm seeing my OC across 4chan virtually every day now

Maybe I spend too much time here.

When I did that "what political party do you totally love" thing online DUP were my highest match and I'm not from ireland

Clearly love found a way

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>>129185462
animeposters voted UKIP baka

>>129185666
She's a moing then

You can come back, get a degree, and fuck off abroad again and never pay a penny

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>>129185704
>mfw I know some Scottish student who keeps raving on about indyref2 and "big nic" leading snp to victory

yanks need to be banned from these threads 2bh

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PM Boris pleeeeaaseeeee

>Tories literally took 13 Scottish seats

>>129185725
Corbyn and Clinton are about as bad as each other, just in different ways. Whereas she already fucked up enough, he has enormous potential to do so.

You never give NI a spare thought. Now you Godless mainlanders come on your knees for a coalition.

Be ready to hear alot more about our /fleg/

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>>129185703
Can't help but notice your post has a distinct lack of an argument.

>>129185355
The DUP have not even begun to open the salt mines. Just wait my english friend, it'll be glorious.

>>129185758

What for?

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Makes you wonder why they even bothered with legislating for the Fixed Term Parliaments act

>The Tories went from an expected 150 majority to a hung parliament

Embarrassing

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But who won legs-it????
>But who won legs-it????
But who won legs-it????
>But who won legs-it????
But who won legs-it????
>But who won legs-it????
But who won legs-it????
>But who won legs-it????
But who won legs-it????
>But who won legs-it????
But who won legs-it????
>But who won legs-it????
But who won legs-it????
>But who won legs-it????
But who won legs-it????
>But who won legs-it????
But who won legs-it????
>But who won legs-it????
But who won legs-it????
>But who won legs-it????

>>129185793
>Majority
can't WAIT to see how long this lasts with a PM half her MP's hold responsible for destroying their majority and a band of insane Puritans as their key to controlling the commons holding them to ransom
tell me more tho

>>129185795
35 out of 59 is a majority you mong

>>129185851
brits need to be banned from 4chan 2bh

>Sturgeon seriously thinks she wields any influence anymore

Why is Sturgeon speaking so long? She wasn't even up for election.

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>>129185355

>keeps you potatoniggers perpetually salted

Mmmm, salted potatoes... aaghhhhhhhhhghghggghghghhhhhhhhhhkhghghghg

>no podium outside downing street

I'm scared

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DUP in government! Gays, Catholics BTFO! NO POPERY!

cannot stand listening to sturgeon

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>>129185777

>>129185880
the polls were wrong

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>>129185667
Fuck I'd forgotten about this video

>tfw proper bexit is dead

So, Tories + DUP confirmed?

lets all a general election shortly after one of the biggest political upsets in recent history that was won by a tiny margin and everyone will consider it a do over of the referendum.

>>129185913
BoJo flies with his podium

>>129185822

Me too, DUP was 76%, BNP and Tories were 71%.

>>129185852
Not going to happen. The only reason May is still staying is because no tory is retarded enough to want to be leader at the moment

>>129185901
she prides herself on being insufferable in order to make England hate Scotland enough to want to let it secede from the union

>>129185913
She's going straight to the palace

>>129185740

May's been clipped. She can hobble on for a few months, but we need a Brexit PM stat.

>>129185875
called a paki labour voter a mong and said im gonna laugh when he and his family starve to death when they cant claim benfits. it got 2 upvotes i think

all you have to cling on to is the DUP pissing off some people you don't like?

lmao pathetic

Has Hitchens commented yet?

>>129185935
Pretty much

>>129185863
I'm not convinced she's hit peak fuck up just yet. I think she's going to rig the DNC again in 2020 and turn 4 years into 8 by openly trying to have her opponent assassinated, and then shitting herself onstage during a debate.

>>129185935
Pretty much.

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>>129185866
We bled for Ulster.

>>129185991
Blamed it on marijuana

>>129185935

Depends on Queen's say so. Though I can't think of an occasion where the Queen has refused a government in recent years.

>>129185894

>"A DUP source said: “We want there to be a government. We have worked well with May. The alternative is intolerable. For as long as Corbyn leads Labour, we will ensure there’s a Tory PM.”"

You were saying?

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No 10 is pretty a e s t h e t i c

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>>129185894
Give it up, lad. Labour are still effectively powerless.

>Sturgeon getting flustered over being asked about her flagship policy
Answer the question you hag. You lost.

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>>129185972
>to the palace

"is one fucking kidding me Theresa? That was a shambles"

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>talking to student friends
>they all voted Corbyn
>mention Nuttal has resigned and Angus Robertson lost his seat
>"Oh, who are they anon?"
>these people voted
>these people control the future of the country

I am truly lost

britain is truly lost

>>129185541
Fucking Douglas Ross, cunt should fuck off to his football games.

>>129186004
I think I got about 3 or 2 hours sleep, this is too much

>>129186035
fuck i hope she calls another election and the tories can run someone stomachable

Coming to brit/pol/ just reminds me that nobody here understands a fucking thing about politics. I may as well be discussing this shit with Green Party voters on facebook.

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>>129185743
Yeah except now we get an underfunded NHS, Chinese level internet rights and the banning of all encrypted software.

I hate every cunt on this site that voted Tory after that. "M-muh Brexit!!" Theresa was a REMAINER you fucking melts.

>>129186040
this in no way disproves what I am saying, which is that this coalition will collapse quickly

>>129186061
I'd like to think Liz will give her a bit of a grilling over this one.

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>>129186041
>Burger King
Delete this fucking filth NOW!

>>129186072
that's just the average voter, it's not just students

>>129186035
>>129186087

The Queen is just a formality it's nothing to do with her, they try and make it sound like it is though.

>>129185982
OH GIVE ME A HOME WHERE'S THERE'S NO POPE OF ROME

>>129185982
N-no, the DUP's 10 MPs will totally be enough to win support for gays to be banned, abortion to be banned and a super hard Brexit. Especially since half the Tories probably hate May for calling an election then fucking it up so badly. Shut up, shill, reeeeeeee.

>>129186102
>and the banning of all encrypted software.

How do you possibly think they're going to enforce this?

>>129186043
at the moment they are but when the coalition of chaos breaks down or they can't even do a queen speech, corbyn will be asked to make a coalition or another election which gives more to corbyn

>>129186092
go and do it then you stupid fucking reddit cunt

>>129186034
*skimmed milk

STRONG AND STABLE

>>129186072
it takes a few years away from education to gain your own opinions lad

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>>129185961
1 man can bring right wing politics back as pm

Comfy mogg

>>129186072
>he says as he posts with an idubz reaction image
out you go, you underage faggot

>>129186006
Maybe there is justice in America and she'll actually be prosecuted and incarcerated by then.

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>>129186087
Bo Joe when?

>>129186108

Yet it does as you've seen DUP are staunch loyalists and if you think any Tory MPs are going to turn independent when we have Brexit going on you're more stupid than you sound.

>>129185975
>May's been clipped. She can hobble on for a few months, but we need a Brexit PM stat.
Even david davis is now saying we need to rethink and probably stay in the single market and customs union. Brexit is fucked by working class retard northeners who passionately wanted brexit and just fucking destroyedit because they believe corbyns getting them free money.

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When you've spent 2 years calling Jeremy Corbyn a terrorist sympathiser but now you're wanting the DUP to prop your government up.

>is this strong and stable Prime Minister

Christ that was SAVAGE

>>129186072
Young people who are "into politics" actually have no fucking clue about politics and in reality just read the occaisonal Independent article.

Haha Kuennsberg with the heckle

>IS THIS STRONG AND STABLE PRIME MINISTER


LAURA WITH THE BANTZ

May going to meet 'er maj

S T R O N G
T
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>>129186209
Pro-British terrorists > Anti-British terrorists

SKY KEKED STURGEON FOR MAY

>"IS THIS STRONG AND STABLE PRIME MINISTER?"

FARAGE TO FORM A NEW LIBERTARIAN PARTY

Hahaha my God Laura Keunnsburg is such a bitchy cunt.

What's the DUP stance on devolution? Are they a bunch of dirty federalists?

>>129186209
DUP Has never supported Terrorism

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>>129186152
By encriminating anyone who is found to be using it whilst under inspection. Like how every other horse-shit law in the UK is enforced.

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STRONG AND STABLE STRIDE TO THE STRONG JAGUAR STABLE/10

>>129185982
Why else do you vote? Don't tell me it's because you care about politicians and their love of pakis and destruction of British values?

Elections are for laughing at spastics having meltdowns on social media

This would lead to spastics having meltdowns

Win-win

>>129186209
DUP fight terrorists bro

>>129186209
how are the dup terrorists?

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QUICK RUNDOWN

BANTZ

>>129186194
I think at this point they're more likely to just wait for her to die and maybe crack down on her half-potato hellspawn. Too big a name to arrest.

>>129186209
It's not terrorism when it's my side REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why did we have to be born in such a shit time period lads?

Laura you absolute savage

>>129186230
wow what the fuck was that autistic outburst?

that was unexpected and unprofessional as FUCK

i hate this country

>Big Laura heckling the PM

>>129186248

>Glares at you

>>129186154
If the Lib Dems could sustain a coalition with the Tories, I don't see why DUP can't do it as well.

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>>129186252

>is this strong and stable

top kek (((kaueansesssberg)))

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>>129184711
Hahaha I can't believe May fucked up this badly. I mean, we hav no choice but to now and the reasons are pretty damning but damn...wow, talk about BTFO.

>>129186102
>underfunded nhs

Yet tories increased spending on healthcare you mong

Population increase is.fucking the nhs

why the fuck do news channels keep the helicopter noise in? it's like I've got fucking tinnitus

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I hope the Queen tears her a new one for fucking this up so hard

>>129186229
Do you think she gives good blowies

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>is this strong and stable Prime Minister
is this strong and stable Prime Minister
>is this strong and stable Prime Minister
is this strong and stable Prime Minister
>is this strong and stable Prime Minister
is this strong and stable Prime Minister
>is this strong and stable Prime Minister
is this strong and stable Prime Minister
>is this strong and stable Prime Minister
is this strong and stable Prime Minister
>is this strong and stable Prime Minister
is this strong and stable Prime Minister

HOLY FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHA

>>129186072

>People read through the Labour and Tory manifestos and think that this alone makes them know about politics

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Leave Corbyn to me.