brit/pol - coalition of chaos Edition

>>129182736
Always archive shills

>http://mirror co uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873
https://archive.is/hlYmc

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are lad on the bbc

Red pill me on David Davis lads

Fenian genocide when?

>>129182736
DUP SET TO RETAKE IRELAND

THE QUEEN SHALL RECLAIM HER RIGHTFULL CLAY!

Someone red pill us on DUP

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What is this flag?

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>britpol all morning

Tories on cuckicide watch

>>129182762
your streams 5 mins behind

>Corbyn may be able to have a non-retarded shadow cabinet now

T O R Y D U P

>>129182800
great voice

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Reminder to pay your taxes so we can fund out en heych ess and save these people.

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How long before the anti-May is Tory leader?

>>129182762
me in the middle
enjoy your comfort cakes, conservatives

>>129182815
Looks like Royal Marines.

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>every single Tory talking head that's been on BBC and Sky all morning
>interrogated about May's position
>implying this hanging-by-your-fingernails shit can last
>implying someone won't break ranks soon enough
>implying the cracks won't start appearing everywhere once that happens
>blood in the water
>"N-no. Everything is f-fine, r-right, g-guys? J-just as well no-one is manoeuvring b-behind the scenes, r-right?"
>britpol thinks this is a win

Anyone have some scrambled Clegg memes?

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>alpha gaze
>called comrade corbyn a commie
>sad Internet censorship is bad
>spoiled vote because no UKIP choice
Is this alpha male in the dark shirt /ourguy/?

>>129182814
The trigger the sinn feinn
NI government collapses again
trigger lefties by being traditionalists

Conservatives need to go socially right and start promoting traditional family values

Pakis and Slavs lap this shit right up, and they need to win those votes.

>>129182815
The most right wing party in the UK.
Nosurrender.jpg

ffs im sick of politics lads and now we're definitely getting another GE in the next 2 years

>>129182814
Actual conservatives in ireland
>anti abortion
>anti lgbt

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Now we see what this whole election was about

Soft Brexit stitch up by the establishment

>>129182800
Should've beaten Cameron back in 2005 or whenever it was

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will may gas the fats, like pic related?

So we DUP Conservative party now?

>>129182820
thats the whole country right now

torys will still be in power mate

Theresa May is finished.

>>129182888
no he's a LOSER

>>129182860
5 years.

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>anybody else hate this fucking smug CUNT?

>>129182849
>heych

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>SNP Statement
>now without being able to talk of inderef2

>tfw people are saying this is a rejection of hard brexit when really it's a rejection of Theresa May

Redpill me on zero hour contracts?

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>the Tory spin team literally made the election about leadership and personality when their leader is a socially awkward, autistic sperg

>>129182814
sounds too good to be true

I just woke up. So it's looking like we're getting a Con/DUP funtime for real then? Cause I've always wanted a DUP for here.

>>129182987
yeah this makes no sense
Brexit barely featured in the campaign

What is the point of a second election, and what circumstances would make it happen?
If no party can make a coalition?

Surely everyone would vote the same way, and there would be no fucking change?

>>129182860
Do you really think so?

>>129182849
Won't SOMEBODY think of the untermensch!

FOR THOSE SAYING THIS MEANS ANOTHER ELECTION LATER THIS YEAR

Conservatives lost seat due to their shit campaign, that leaves them time to amend it.

Literally all they have to do is refuse the dementia tax....

Don't go thinking another election means a labour victory.

What does being the party in power actually mean in this instance?
I mean for example the cons have 318 seats, what benefits do they get from being 'the government' that they wouldn't if they have 318 seats but weren't the government?
Sorry for being politically retarded.

>>129182994
depends on how nice your boss is

>>129182994
Not all bad as a bit of casual work for pocket money.

Bad if you have to live on it.

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>YFW QUEEN SAYS NO FUCK OFF

>>129182994
employers can employ you but not give you enough work to survive and it would be legal, but you still count as "employed" so get no help.

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>>129182815
one of your Household regiments

>>129182987
She ran the election on the very basis that she wanted a mandate for hard Brexit.

>>129182736
So if I understand correctly, SDLP and UUP are kill, is that right?

Has The Vine been to bed?

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>>129182736

>DUP and Torys

It's just like old times!

>>129182994
they're fine. I'm on one, and I like it.

They're being used in unsuitable ways though.

Direct Rule in Northern Ireland I guess.

Why must we associate with the northern Irish? Especially those with terrorism?

Lads, i went into this thinking there wouldn't be a good outcome.

Cuckservative may or commie corbyn.

Now they literally need far right christian fundamentalists to for a gov.

Truly is the best timeline.

>>129182987
This.
Corbyn and the media are trying to say the labour surge is due to everyone wanting a soft Brexit.

The reason for the labour surge is because May got greedy and thought she could fuck over old people and the internet, which pissed off all the people who switched from labour to tory.

>>129183067
don't apologise just kill yourself

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>whine and moan for years to get a devolved parliament because muh tories don't represent Scotland
>help give Labour a landslide and in return get your parliament
>don't even use your devolved powers
>cuck Labour by switching to SNP and giving them a majority in your devolved parliament that was explicitly designed to stop majorities from forming via hybrid of FPTP and PR
>REEEEEE at the tories until they give you an independence referendum
>vote NO in your independence referendum anyway because it was all just a bit of cheeky banter
>keep voting SNP anyway because THE TORIES THE TORIES THE BANKERS THE BONUSES
>vote to Remain in the EU just to wind up English tory boys
>switch to Tories at next GE even though you all voted Remain just to cuck the SNP because the SNP thought you were really serious about independence but it was all just a laugh

CHAOTIC
NEUTRAL

>>129182984
>implying

She'll obviously try to twist this into some how giving a mandate for indyref2

>>129183073
i thought that

>>129183053
the point is to get a different outcome with a more clear winner or coalition maker

if we have another election or another one after labour are more likley to be in, no one will vote for the pigs ears of the tories

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>mfw lefties on Facebook realised they fucked up by forcing the Tories into a coalition with the DUP

>Amber Rudd initially loses seat
>Starts REEEEEing and demanding a recount
>Phones up her Saudi pals to get some Isis lads over if she doesn't get her way
>Recount says she's won by 300
>Yeah they definitely counted that many wrong the first time round

Get this fraudulent bitch out

>>129182984
Moment of silence

>>129183108
/pol/ is the real winners

>>129183062

You'd get a MASSIVE youth turnout.

They have the momentum and they smell blood.

>>129183115
Corbyn isn't talking about Brexit at all, he's 100% putting down to the Labour manifesto

Listening to James O'Brien on LBC and muh Red Hand Commando kek

Theresa May really shouldn't have called this election. The only thing it achieved was giving the opposition more power which will inevitably alter Brexit. I think all that running through slaves filled wheat fields in America has finally gone to her head.

On the bright side, maybe this will stop some of the Tories' surveillance state legislation from passing?

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>tfw will never be in this guy's amazing CGI room

>>129183094

Creeping Vine doesn't sleep.

>>129182994
Not a stable income and for all the talk about how some people prefer it it's being abused by big companies.

>>129182994
Employers can take your labour without giving any security in return, it's back to the good old days of the 1800s

inb4 mouthbreathers still upset that the tories drastically lost votes to labour and reduced their majority to a minority get upset that gross inequalities are present in britain

>>129182938
She isn't fat? and is in fact hot?

>>129182941
There's no fucking way I'm going back to Curdun Kay

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DUP ARE BLACK HEARTED PROTESTANTS

UP THE RA!

>>129183167
Labour are an authoritarian party. They've consistently voted her snooping policies through.

>>129183088
I thought her main policy was being strong and stable as opposed to a coalition of chaos lead by jeremy corbyn with the SNP pulling the strings.

>Thatcher vs Foot: 397 seats
>May vs Corbyn: 319 seats

>>129183060
this is literally paki's apart from the kid usually swallowes parts of his quran

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Some lefties just realising Corbyn lost and will not be PM.

LoL.

>>129183128
There's no sugar coating the fact that Mr Scottish Independence himself just got booted out of his seat.

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>>129183165
WE GOVERNMENT NAO, SO WE ARE

>>129183217
>UP THE RA!
stupid larping cunt

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So how do we look at this?

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>>129183108

>Far right Christian fundamentalists
>Weak pansies on Brexit

'Best' my arse.

The changes in Scotland are the most interesting thing about this election

>>129183062
they can't call one. thats three in a year two of which went against them they'd get smashed and wouldn't look stable for the next 40 years

>>129183073
Based Her Maj calls a new election

>>129183091
yes

still mined a good bit of salt on redoot

What would the result look like if only white British people were allowed to vote?

Tories on 400 + I bet.

>Conservatives - 45% of the vote
>Labour - 41% of the vote

That's a huge surge for Labour from 20% poll only a few weeks ago

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>>129183117

>>129183274
strong and stable

>>129183022
It's Ed milliband all over again

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I'm anti democratic - I believe in aristocracy and hierarchy

However I look at Switzerland and their direct democracy seems to be working far better

And would I trust this ruling eltite - wouldn't they just flood our country at an even faster and larger pace?

>>129183055
The BBC panel last night were discussing how she's talked about in Conservative circles as future leader. What she's done up here in Scotland can't be underestimated and is probably the most impressive feat from today's results. Everyone in Scotland fucking hated the Tories because of Thatcher and all she did. If Davidson can appeal to Scotland then she can appeal to traditional Labour areas of England.

>>129182994
>This is the thing: a recent survey has found that employees on zero-hours contracts “are as happy as permanent full-time employees,” says Sarah O’Connor in the Financial Times.

>Of those interviewed 65 per cent on zero-hours contracts said they were either very satisfied or satisfied with their jobs, compared to 63 per cent for all employees. The findings will be welcomed by business groups who defend zero-hours contracts as they “provide useful flexibility to works and employers,” says O’Connor.

http://www.theweek.co.uk/zero-hours-contracts/58853/mcdonalds-offers-all-staff-an-end-to-zero-hours-contracts

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I for one welcome our new Catholic murdering overlords

LOL BUT SHE WON THE POPULAR VOTE GUYS

>>129183274
it's almost like uncertainty impacts markets

>>129183276
They are more eurosceptic than the cons desu.

Yall ready for government sanctioned fag stomping?

Best Tory vote share since 1983.

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>Her Majesty isn't likely to open Parliament personally

Wew

>>129183127
gotta love the scots

>>129182815
looks masonic

>>129183318
polls out of politics time are aids never accurate. same thing happens here

Direct Liz rule soon lads

>>129183279
it was coming.
scotland has had enough of sturgeon

>>129183318
Shows it's not so much down to the Tory's failure, but rather Corbyn winning support from the small parties

This doesn't seem too bad to me. Hopefully the split will cancel out both major parties shittiest policies and Labour seem to be able to be whipped into being pro-Brexit.

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LETS BE HEARING YA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EDq26OhU5Y

It is old but it is beautiful, and its colors they are fine
It was worn at Derry, Aughrim, Enniskillen and the Boyne.
My father wore it as a youth in bygone days of yore
And on the Twelfth I love to wear the sash my father wore

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wtf I hate ben gummer now

>>129183088
That's what she intended, but the campaign and her opponents had other plans.

>>129183274
Completely predictable response from the markets given that we've got a doomed leader in a coalition with a 2 seat majority in charge of Brexit.

>>129183318

A poll is not a real vote.

>>129182762
what do you think he spoilt his ballot with?
"english for the english"? "are nige"? a swastika?

>>129182815
Coldstream Guards

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>>129183117

Will the tabloids and conservacucks be highlighting the fact that the Tories will be in a coalition with a party that is actively endorsed by multiple unionist terrorist groups after the Labour/IRA bollocks?

>>129182881
How isn't it a win, the Tories were far too undeservedly comfortable.

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>>129183274
Not as bad as last year

>>129183400
>My pathetic government will.....

>>129183175
>>129183174
>>129183070
Interesting so say they were scrapped...

How would people like Actors, people studying with random hours, basically people who need income but not set hours survive with out them?

>Labour want to form a minority government
They literally have less of a mandate than the failure that is Theresa May. Talk about wishful thinking.

>>129183371
Interesting, I'm always impressed whenever I see her.

>>129183274
Better to just not look at it really

>>129183449
KYS you black cunt. But a good result. DUP will make sure we get a hard Brexit.
t. a taig.

>>129183304
So if they can't form a gov in NI and the two parties that hate each other the most just keep growing cannibalizing the other ones, what is going to happen in your opinion?

*FLUTES AND DRUMS INTENSIFIES*

Hope all you lads are fasting for ramadam

>gf just randomly chins me in the sternum because she found it funny
>I tell her it fucking hurt and if she does it again I'll hit her
>she gets all pissy.

Wew. Fucking women lads. They don't understand that actions have consequences, swear they just want to act like big kids.

>>129183391

They might be 'Eurosceptic' (wouldn't accept that they're 'more' eurosceptic than the Conservative backbenchers) but because of their concerns about the ROI border, they'll never support a proper Brexit.

I thought DUP were hard Brexit?

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>>129183276

>Weak pansies on Brexit

Nice implications. People are overestimating how much we need the ROI here in NI. Their economy is in shambles and a border check wouldn't be much of an impact.

>>129183519
WE DA PEEPOO

>>129183519
this, doing better than (((polls))) expected doesnt give you a fucking mandate

So let me get this straight... your vote can only affect 1/650ths of the actual result?

How do they get away with this?

I'm sure we can all agree that this absolutely means it's time for a second Brexit referendum.

>>129183514
Flexible hours contracts have existed for decades.

>>129183500
It's not terrorism if you are bravely defending your homeland from foreign aggression.

>>129182736
I spent 6 hours kicking the DUP's sorry asses out of Seattle. I'll be damned if the sneaky bastards resurface across the atlantic. I guess it's time to buy some plane tickets.

The Labour surge, kindly explained by uncle anon:
>free shit
>may is literally hitler
>haha look this random nigger endorsed corbyn, may is done now
>part and parcel don't be islamophobic :(
>j00z

Blame being shifted away from May and towards her advisors, a sign that May could stay on

>>129183432
>Britain run by someone with experience, intelligence, and a sane worldview
If only...

>>129183514
Zero hours contracts aren't all bad, despite how people make them out to be terrble.

>>129183591
please be trolling

>>129183255

It really is a most intriguing time-line lad.

>>129183618
Spoilt little brat

>>129183465

>Normie memes

You want some covfefe with that upvote?

someone give me a run down on DUP

>>129183614
kindly neck walk into traffic

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>wake up
>SNP beat Tories in /myconstituency/ by 300 votes

Reminder that, assuming Labour win Kensington, a penta-coalition of Labour (would be 262), the SNP (35), the Lib Dems (12), the Greens (1) and the DUP (10) would equal 320 and could form to create the government (with a majority of 2).

If the Tories win Kensington then the penta-lition will need Sinn Fein's 7 seats, creating a hexa-lition of pandamonium.

Lot of under-30s women being elected for the Labour Party yesterday. Wonder how long before they end up on the opposition frontbench.

>Sun front page yesterday was Cor-Bin
>Now it's Theresa Dismay

Yeah that's right, backpeddle and run over your leader. There's a good Tory.

>>129183666
very socially conservative
eurosceptic, but want lax border with Republic of Ireland

>>129183618
Her advisors told her to be riddled with aspergers for the entire campaign?

>>129183679
Should have voted cunt.

>>129183666
GO TO CHURCH

>>129183552

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGrxHO-B2TY

>>129183679
>Still stirring that Haggis

>>129183508
>My latest pathetic government might...
FTFY

>>129183561
Well regarding Europe, they are, they just don't want a strict border with the Republic so will favor soft in order to limit that effect

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myu1kM5yjeY

WE RELEVANT NOW

YEEEHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>129183618
>a sign that May could stay on

For a few months at best.

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>>129183666
satan they are extreme right wing catholics that support terrorism and hate gays

>>129183630
Well if your vote can have zero influence on 649 out of 650 seats... why bother?

>>129183679
YOU FAILED.

YOU FAILED US ALL.

YOU FUCKING ANIME-POSTING FAILURE OF A MEMESTER

>>129183693
>DUP ever siding with Corbyn and McDonnell

WEW

>Next election
>Dup stand in scotland
>wipe out both other unionist partys

>>129183679
They won by 2 votes in one constituency.

>>129183343
>I believe in aristocracy and hierarchy

In the modern age of technology, and advanced weaponry, this would be an absolute fucking disaster.

Literally inner / outer party tier politics that.

It "could" have a chance of working if everyone in the country had guns.

>>129183693

I want that hexalition

>>129183717
They're pinning the blame for the shitty manifesto policies like the social care stuff on them

>>129183693
DUP have explicitly stated they won't make a coalition with Corbyn's Labour.

Labour majority coalition is literally impossible.

>>129183666
Beat Papists with KJB lads.

"A DUP source said: “We want there to be a government. We have worked well with May. The alternative is intolerable. For as long as Corbyn leads Labour, we will ensure there’s a Tory PM.”"

Damn, I'm going to have to holiday in NI and watch outlander again at this rate. Perfidious Scots and racist irish, what a time to be alive.

>>129183276
Our obsession with Brexit in itself is getting absurd, It was always a means to an end and not an end in itself. Nobody will admit that end publicly though.

>>129183262
uppa ra tbeh

>>129183618

Did the advisors advise her to be a complete autist?

>>129183726
(((lord buckethead)))

>>129183729
>wake up
>SNP beat Tories in /myconstituency/ by 299 votes

>>129183760
>they are extreme right wing catholics
go back under your rock

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>tfw your MP has a stronger jaw than you do

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>>129183117

>calling the DUP anachronistic because they don't subscribe to the modernist ideals of bumming and fag marriage

>Tfw when you realise the DUP are based

Hopefully they keep the ((Tories)) in line

>>129183822
See
>>129183794

>Try to take Labour strongholds for yourself
>Release a manifesto that directly goes against working class interests
Honestly, what did May expect to happen? Was she just that arrogant?

>>129183693
DUP will never pick Labour over Cunts. And Lib Dems have kept stating no coalition (although I really don't trust them on that and no one should).

>>129183500
And also wanted to Remain in the EU

>>129183794
All of her 3 media appearances she was shite though. Does that just get forgotten...

>>129183371
But can a fat Scottish dyke appeal to the south west and the rest of rural England. Doubtful tbqh

>>129183851

>>tfw when

Ffs

>>129183618

She's done.

>>129183802

Loyalists are fucking BASED

Just got up my dudes, so who's going to be PM from now on?

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Very disappointed in my constituency lads

>>129183908
Ian's ghost.

>>129183849

She'd be quite pretty if the jaw was a bit smaller

>>129183908
May or Are Bojo (hopefully)

>>129183874
yes, everyone is now openly saying how shit may was and how my staunch tory parents are now saying that corbyn was charismatic but may just ran off and hid

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Paddies will save us from communism!

>>129183784
Now imagine if you and another couple /pol/ster friends didn't vote and lived in that constituency, what do naw?

fuck all you civic natioanlist cucks

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>>129183802

NEVER NEVER NEVER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zSWlAHD29M

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>ni and scotland saved england from themselves
What the fuck is going on?

>>129183618
Her advisors more or less wrote that piece of shit manifesto.

>>129183546
There's a separate government specifically for NI, the UUP and SDLP still have some support there. If there is another local election I do think the DUP and SF will increase their seats. As for what will happen next I don't think the DUP and SF will be able to come to an agreement without outside help and it's too busy in Westminster right now

>>129183908
A LOYALIST ULSTERMAN

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>>129183760

>they are extreme right wing catholics
>right wing catholics

What?

>>129183874
Both arrogant and stupid to think that nationalisation of certain public services wouldn't be a good sell.

>>129183432
Reminder that our Liz said a nigger looked like a gorilla

>>129183895
it's okay lad we all make mistakes... i know i have

>>129183279
We vote with our hearts, not our wallets. To call Scots lefty cucks is half the picture. We cuck politicians into giving us what we want. We are contrarians; basically /pol/ the country.

>>129183908
We just don't know.

>>129183927
That's literally the only place that had a yes majority so its understandable

>>129183760
>catholics
yeah sure buddy okay

Emily Maitliss has been on the TV since 10 last night lol

She a trooper senpai.

>>129183927
Why do they all have Scottish at the beginning of their names?

Are Scots so retarded they can't vote for a party the has 'MUH SCUTLAND' in the name?

>>129183975
REVERSE ANSCHLUSS

>>129183671
Haha yeah I love big narstie he told may to suck her nan

lets just spit bars at ISIS that'll stop them killing people

the thing i take away from all this is how willing people are to vote for the same.
everyone just gets reelected.
people are just sheep

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>>129183908

>>129183891

She has a cute pupper, people like dogs.

STURGEON ABOUT TO TALK

MIGHT RESIGN

> lose by 60 seats
> celebrate like you've won

corbyncucks everybody

>>129183760
> DUP
> Catholic
They're protestant, mick

>>129183998
source?

>muh Corbyn IRA
>form coalition with terrorists anyway

What did she mean by this?

>>129183514
>actors didn't exist before 0 hours contracts

SNP lost more votes than UKIP...

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>>129183927

>tfw Tommy Sheppard won my seat again

Literally a guy who runs a comedy club.

>>129184025
its all recorded

>>129184025
they probably sleep during the previous day though

>LBC: Kensington looking like it will go Labour.

STURG ABOUT TO RESIGN

>>129183713
I think everybody pretty much wanted the lax border to continue as it is, the real question will be whether or not the EU try to screw us over by trying to make it a way for migrants to enter the UK. We could try and stop them from reaching the mainland, but I don't know how the DUP would accept that. Though it's not like there are that many economic opportunities in Northern Ireland anyway, nor would they be able claim benefits in the same way. It therefore is possible that we could allow it and not really see EU migrants flowing in providing we do something to stop them from entering the mainland of course.

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>two votes

>>129184060
>gain 31 seats
>end Tory majority
>celebrate like you've won
ftfy

>>129184069

DUP is /ourterrorists/, though.

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DUP are strange

>>129182814
Opposed to abortion and gay marriage.
Fiercely nationalistic.
Economically pretty moderate.

They're based.

Holy shit. My mum came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mum but I'm literally in shock from the results last night. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is she losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Theresa to be PM and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought she was polling well in Canterbury???? This is so fucked.

>Sturgeon resigning
I want to believe.

>>129184059
AAAAAAAAAAA

>>129184146
Adding the DUP into the mix...

>>129184077
I was just trying to educate myself dont be mean

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>>129184069

>>129184060
>lose 20% lead
>throw away majority and end up with a hung parliment

yeah because the tories clearly "won" didn't they?

>>129184166
YES

>>129183978
I see
What about the fact that DUP seems to be going to be part of the next national gov, is or that going to make other parties' animosities against it rise, maybe influence any local gov formation in the next future, or not?

>>129182736

Anyone else enjoying drinking those boomer tears?

Fuck they are mad........, serves the greedy fuckers right!

>>129184029
>Are Scots so retarded they can't vote for a party the has 'MUH SCUTLAND' in the name?
>Are Scots
>retarded
>MUH SCUTLAND
I think you know the answer to that

>>129184140
Get a fucking recount.

>>129183781
A THOUSAND YEAR DUP REICH
ANCHLUSS THE COLONIES
RULE THE WAVES
KILL FENIAN FUCKING SHITS

>>129184166
NIEMALS!

>>129182736
>Why did it happen?

It happened because Theresa May is a shill for the (((globalists))). She got exactly the outcome she wanted. She sabotaged her own party in order to sabotage Brexit.

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Where were you when based Jeremy "Gas the kikes" Corbyn saved the UK ?

>>129184221
They had three

The state of this "woman" on Neil's table.

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buh bye milk man

>>129183975
England still has a Tory majority.

Scotland especially are still fucking us over just not as hard anymore.

>>129184146
> DUP/conservative coalition
lol you're not gonna like this one

> gain 31 seats
'we didnt do as shit as expected but still lost'

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>>129182736
STRONG AND STABLE
H
A
R
I
A

L
A
W

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PENSIONERS BTFO

If Sturgeon resigns I'll ejaculate with the force of a thousand volcanoes.

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How will May be feeling right now?
How will Corbyn be feeling right now?

>>129183559
Yeah, it's not like the Common Travel Agreement between Ireland and Northern Ireland doesn't date to 1925 and have nothing to fucking do with the EU or anything... oh wait.

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if digis sturgeon resigns

>>129183908
Ian Paisleys ghost

>>129184069
You fucking tool.

What's all this about the DUP? What did I miss? All I've heard is my leftie mates crying about how they're anti-gay and anti-abortion (boohoohoo two issues that don't affect any of us)

>>129183787
If there's no great risk then there's no chance of greatness either. If you're a nationalist it's very hard to be a democrat.

The next 5 years are going to be fucking meme gold.

>>129184140

Fucking hell. Any mention of the variations in the recounts?

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>>129184300

>>129184300
Based

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>>129183908
Me desu

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>he somehow did even better than last time despite huge Labour gains

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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>>129184300

>>129183135
>Democratic Unionists "if you suck cock, I'll bash your head in with a rock" Party
>Democratic Unionists "Gays out of the way" Party
>Democratic Unionists "If you're a queer, the end is near" Party

Anybody got more?

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Why didn't May cut a deal with the DUP before calling an election?

Why this is good:
>>129183568

>>129184300
YESSSS

FUCK OFF JIMMY KRANKIE

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what went wrong

>>129184060

>call election you don't even need to call
>lose majority
>have to form your own coalition of chaos
>think you've won

>>129184253
Someone needs to lose 3 SNP votes you mean.

>>129183849
Fellow Louth and Horncastle lad?

>>129184151
Well yeh. Still undermines the whole Corbyn talked to murderers angle.

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It's time.

>>129183767
Exactly. You should never ever bother.

>>129184273
if you think the DUP coalition will actually be good for the Tories in the long run and isn't them literally doing anything to keep a hold of power then you truly are lost
Labour have all the momentum now, the optics of this election place them as the clear victors.

>>129182954
And you aren't?

>>129183502
Conservatives lost their majority. If in 2018 the Democrats take control of the House I won't call it a win kek

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>tfw Facebook friends starting to realise that Tories are still going to rule with support from hardline Irish unionists

Got the butthurt I wanted

Milkman about to speak

MILKMAN ABOUT TO RESIGN!

>>129184372
COALITION OF MAY-OS

M I L K
I
L
K

SKIMMED

Fucking hell Tim Farron looks differnet

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>Sarah Olney, Angus Robertson, Alex Salmond and Clegg losing their seats

Well at least the night wasn't a total bust.

>>129184423
I didn't vote for a party that go so utterly destroyed by Brexit that they stopped fielding candidates, so on those grounds, no.

>>129184361
Theresa May gets to remain in power. She is the only strong leader we have. She will lead us to prosperity, stability and security. The UK will be a shining beacon of greatness, unlike the Venezuela 2.0 that it would have been under Corbyn the Commie Cuck.

Propa nutta stepped down boys

It's all over, the Imperial dream is dead

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>milkman

>>129184429
>>129184440
is iplayer behind the tv or something?

>>129184402

People only see the IRA as terrorist save for hardcore Corbyncucks.

Milkman speaks.

>>129184396
You know it. I live in Tattershall.

>>129184489
>this is considered humour