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Pick a nation, install your regime, rename your nation, Conquer.

Every action you country makes, will be determined to succeed or fail based on a d20 dice roll. Map will be updated if people join in.

3, 2, 1, GO!
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>Zimbabwe
>One-Party Imperialist Anarcho-Fascism with Objectivist tendencies
>Rhodesian Reich
>Reform economy along laissez-faire lines, become world's greatest financial and technological superpower by brain draining everyone else's socialist shitholes
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>>129181817
Do you wish to invade, stagnate or develop military plans?
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>>129182209
Develop the economy first, by adopting FULLCAPITALISM every big corporation will relocate to Rhodesia and it will become the international science and technology capital.
Only then will we have the industrial base necessary to construct millions of laser FALs and carbon nanotube based bulletproof short shorts
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>>129182505
Rolling d20...
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>>129182505
Its a... 3

People are loving the economic growth but due to the necessity of heavy taxes to kick-start this, people begin losing faith in your government
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>>129182853
>FULLCAPITALISM
>Taxes
Oh fuck, turns out states inherently tend towards being exploitative gangs. Who'd a thunk it.
Roll for rebellion of the businessmen to overthrow the government and institute aggressively imperialist corporatocracy, I can't wait for my McNuke™ arsenal
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Antarctica.
Rogue international A-team of research scientists band together and lay claim to the continent.
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>>129183281
>Country's Closed

I hope you know what you're doing.
Rolling........
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>>129183643

This is illegal according to the international pact on Antarctica. This would make your nation an international outlaw.. You're ok with that?
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>>129183662
Its a 10!

The Businessmen successfully overthrow the government and productivity soars!

Public happiness slowly begins to decline however.
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>>129181477
>Update
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>>129183752
We rogue scientist tards do not recognise your treaties.
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>>129184447
You also have a military force of about 1.5 Glocks and Snowballs. On the Other hand, it would take time for foreign nations to stop you. What do you wish to do?
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>>129181477
I pick Poland, it stays as Poland.
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>>129185015
>Democratic
>Capitalist
>Countryball culture

You can only go up from here, anon. What do?
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>>129185174
Sorry, but what are my options? At this point i'd prefer to up the military budget and build up a bigger army.
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>>129184593
We use our icebreaker and 1.5 glocks to patrol the southern seas and take international fishing vessals ransom Somali style to raise funds to launch an assault on Madagascar.
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>>129185332
So you make a decision purely for your country, I roll a d20 dice, lower than 10-bad outcome, 10 or higher-good outcome.

You could do absolutely anything you want from here on out.
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>>129185361
>Somalian Antarcticans

Rolling d20.
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>>129185563
Unfortunately, you rolled a 1.

You're so saddeningly shit at pirating, foreign authorities now know of your base of operations.

An invasion is approaching!
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>>129185506
Alright, then the first move is up the military budget to 120 billion USD from 96. A good roll means a smooth upping of the Polish Armed Forces budget, a bad roll and we need the money else where or something, you decide. Is it your decision exactly what happens if it fails?
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>>129185771
I decide what happens but it can only happen
depending on the severity of your roll.

For example, Antartican Pirate here rolled a 1, the worst roll, that means the worst possible outcome occurs. A 5 might be a moderate loss, a 17 might be a high success and 20 is the absolute best outcome.

How do you wish to improve your military budget?
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>>129185690
Our small force of 1000 retreats to Mawson's huts and bunkers down for a recreation of the seige of Stalingrad, Antarctica edition.
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>>129186029
I'd like to improve our air power, so a couple hundred more fixed wing attack aircraft and a hundred or so more attack helicopters.
That's all for this roll.
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>>129186271
UN Forces roll a... 16

Well-trained and well-prepared, Soldiers storm the frozen front with high grade weaponry. You're losing men. What do?
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>>129186343
Since no method of obtaining the required money is specified, i'm gonna assume its tax money from your people.

Rolling a.. 17!

A slight tax increase never hurt nobody, including your people. They hardly notice and the required money is getting closer and closer.
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>>129186029
In fact, i'll just make all my improvements in one post so you can roll it in batch.

Next, I'll require military service for every 18 year old for a year. mandatory.

We'll get 2,000 more AFVs

An aircraft carrier
15 frigates
10 destroyers
10 corvettes
8 submarines

That'll be all, we'll obviously adjust the amount of uniforms and equipment for soldiers as all the new 18 year old recruits flood in.
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>>129186271
The Only people that can help you now is the Rhodesian Reich or Poland.
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>>129186883
Is it supposed to be this specific by the way?
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>>129186883
>Conscription
>Child Labour is best Labour

Its a... 1...

People do not like the conscription law you have implemented. They abide by it but protests break out across Poland.

>It can be as specific as you want.
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>>129186664
We send out a last minute call to the Rhodesian Reiche to come to our aid, leave 10% of the remaining snowballers at the huts and send the rest of our men south to try to cut around to the icebreaker and make for South Africa.
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>>129187248
I'd also say...
3 subs
4 destroyers
all 15 frigates
2 corvettes
and half of your carrier are complete by this point
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>>129187395
>GONDOR CALLS FOR AID!

I doubt the Rhodesian Reich will help since they've been AFK but Poland might be able to. They are mobilising.
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>>129187248
We lay low for a while but with our improved military and increased training hours, we make our claims on:

Kaliningrad
Lwow

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>>129187600
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>>129187600
Russia interprets the claim on Kaliningrad as.. (14) Not a direct military threat more a political threat.

Ukraine interprets your claim on Kwow as... (15) The same as Russia.
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>>129187248
>>129185690
Will Weaton?
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>>129187898
You might want to help out The Antarctican legion, they're in trouble.
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>>129187568
Given the lack of answer to our calls, we decide to have our force at the huts surrender to the UN forces.

Our force on our icebreaker wishes to (3 rolls):
>sail for South Africa
>Set up Government-in-Exile for Rogue Scientists State of Antarctica.
>Drum up local support for our cause
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>>129187898
Now that my claims are made, I send a non-aggression pact to Antarctica and send them a small gift of $20,000,000
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>>129187987
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>>129188092
Anon, I like the way you think.

>Gov-In-Exile

(13) They arrive at South Africa
(10) They have to set up base on the ship due to South African Conditions.
(14) Poor South Africans down on their luck seem to agree with your cause.

>Potential Coup d'état?
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>>129188116
>Shit senpai, you having a stroke?
Transaction complete!

>>129188456

You receive a small loan of twenty million dollars.

What do you wish to do?
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>>129188456
Recruit local rebels and those in the army keen on our cause and stage a coup on the government.
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>>129188652
I begin building up civilian industry and improving infrastructure to improve rate of resupplying troops along the German Border.
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>>129189104
Its a big risk Anon. Before I make the role, I need secondary confirmation.

>We ready to go Mr. President?
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>>129188652
We wholeheartedly thank Poland for their support and send a crack team of our 30 best scientists on a flight to Warsaw for any military research and development purposes they see fit.
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>>129189281
The Soldiers have all been conscripted but where are you getting the money for the infrastructure?

Just need to know before I make the roll.
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>>129189312
Roll ahead
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>>129189484
About one quarter of the remaining original scientists have left for Poland, with the remaining ~90 recruiting South African Rebels for the Rebellion.

And its a...
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>>129181477
>Sweden
>Islamic Caliphate, strict sharia law, literal ISIS
>Islamic State of Swedenistan
>Attack Norway and Denmark through trucks of tolerance and peace bombs
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>>129189478
Well how much money do we have to spend on anything then? Thought i'd just pop down to the bank. If we have to, take a loan.

While that's building, get those scientists in to develop a new fighter aircraft to combat possibly Germany's best; the F-35
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>>129189697
>You've successfully gained South Africa.

>>129189810

Also Welcome Aboard, ISoS
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>>129190247
Ok so Taxpayers money?

You begin constructing defensive and offensive infrastructure on the Polish-German Border and improving your firepower with Taxpayers money.

Your firepower has increased significantly but Public happiness has dropped hugely since you're taking their money.
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>>129190521
Well instead of increasing taxes even more, we wait for the money to come in and carry on what we're doing. In the meanwhile, how's the research coming along?
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>>129190783
>"All Naval ships have been completed sir, the fighter aircraft however may require more time. Progress has sped up with the help of those Antarctican researchers"
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>>129190939
Fantastic.
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>>129190279
We reform the economy and encourage foreign investment and allow open travel between South Africa and Poland.
Allocating 5% extra of gdp to defence.
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>>129191213
Its a (19)!

South Africans are really warming to their new government. The military has been significantly improved and now people looking for change can freely travel between Poland and South Africa, improving the tourism and travel industries of both nations.
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>>129191485
Ever grateful to the Polish people, we extend an offer for a coalition of the willing.
We wish for Poland to make all military decisions for South Africa for the next 8 hours.
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>>129191928
I have no idea how Poland reacts until they do.
For now however, a stable African society has been formed.
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>>129191928
How many active military personnel do you have, and how many aircraft and or vehicles?
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>>129192112
Imaginarily, they'd probably have about a third of yours.
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>>129192661
I'll send 10,000 military personnel to train part of your army and begin plans for an invasion of Botswana.
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>>129192919
But does the Rogue Scientific State of South Africa agree with this plan?
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>>129181477
Well its actually getting late for me here.
Weakfags like me have to go to work tomorrow.

Night all
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