Brit/pol/ - UKIP Edition

Arlene Foster Head of DUP:

No-one wants to see a ‘hard’ Brexit, what we want to see is a workable plan to leave the European Union, and that’s what the national vote was about – therefore we need to get on with that.

Just a few more days until the Tory and Momentum shills fuck off

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>>129180601
First for buckethead

Scotland wins again.

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fuck the SNP

>>129180492
>calling an election on 20% lead
>expectin 100 seats majority
>loses 13
>hung parliment
>a literal IRA commie may be PM
>forms coalition of chaos
>weak and wobbly

huh

>Call unnecessary election
>Lose 32 seats

she has to go. All of Europe is laughing at her.

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MISS ME YET, FAGGOTS?

>may hasn't even spoken to the cabinet

What the fuck is she playing at?

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>Scotland this election

Facebook lefties have now changed from celebration to fear and tears now they have read about how the DUP are pro-Brexit, anti-gay, anti-abortion, pro-death death penalty etc.

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Did people lose their shit as much in 2010? Doesn't seem any different to me.

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Excited about are Nige coming back tbqh lads.

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This woman saved you from gommunism. Say thanks, Brit/pol/.

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>le strong and stable
>pisses away her majority on a snap election she didnt even need to call just because she thought she could get a higher majority so that she woudn't need to listen to hard brexiteers in her party and was arrogant to think she would win in a landslide after doing little to no campaigning , dementia tax, not going to debates and still denies she did anything wrong


RESIGN NOW

Corbin is now in a perfect position to win the inevitable November election.
If you can't see this you're blinded by memes.
Tory leadership position is now toxic and May will be forced to stay even though her party hate her.

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First for women with low morals are more likely to consent to sex and lie.

Would katie hopkins be good for the new ukip leader or is she too toxic

>>129180601
Corbyn done brilliantly well here. He connected with people and got the vote out. Completely BTFO the media.

Yet they are nowhere near forming a government. They're still behind a loathed Tory party with a shit and uncharismatic leader. This is as good as it gets for them.

>>129180669
Fucking Huns.

>>129180698
>Jeremy Corbyn has any chance to be PM

He would literally have to get every party in a coalition with him to overtake the Tories.

>can't hold a conversation
>can't answer a question
>can't make eye contact
>avoids public spaces
>repeats words and phrases over and over again
AUTISTS BTFO

We will never give a majority to a sperg.

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Ulster unionists save the day.

>The left thought they had it

HA

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>>129180601
>may refuses to resign, cant get DUP support
>labour minority govt created
>Are Bojo replaces May
>Few months of PM jezza memes
>new GE
>nige returns to UKIP and runs
>320 seat win for tories again (btfo)
>needs UKIP to form government
>PM Bojo Deputiy PM Nige

>post ffw

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Who here /broke/

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DUP
U
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>>129180833
Way too toxic

>>129180756
Get caps. Post proofs.

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>>129180850
yfw*****

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>britpol

>>129180837
>implying thats not possible

all the other parties hate the tories and their own goal is to spite the tories

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The Conservative Party went into this election with a small majority; not huge, but workable enough that they could get things done. Theresa May called the election because she wanted a bigger majority for the sake of Brexit. A bigger majority means a stronger voice when debating negotiation stances within Parliament, and a stronger voice within the negotiations themselves.

But she failed. Labour have scooped up 30-odd seats, the Tories have lost about that much too although they remain the largest party, but neither have a crucial majority in the House of Commons, so now - just 10 days before the formal Brexit negotiations are due to start - no single party has a strong enough governing mandate.

Thanks Theresa, you've done a wonderful job securing a strong and stable government to take us out of Europe.

Oh wait.

>>129180761
no because in 2010 both labour and conservative had enough to get a coalition with the lib dems and it just mattered which way the lib dems swung

this time labour can't get a majority with any of the other parties combined

and conservatives can only feasibly get a majority with the help of DUP, but if Labour call a no confidence vote and some tories who think may should resign vote on that, then we will have a second election

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The British Electorate no longer trusts:

>NeoLibs
>NeoCons
>Theresa May
>Conservatives
>Labour
>Milkmen
>The Polls
>The MSM
>The Jews
>The British Electorate

>>129180801
>>129180834
>>129180846
b-but based mummy won, you leftist cuck
labour shills on suicide watch praise kek and check the digits etc. etc.

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>>129180710
She called this election to make fun of labour when labour would inevitably lose, this was to secure the tories in power for longer AND to give them way more legitimacy (since may was never elected)

it backfired *a little* but not a lot, at the end of the day, labour is fucking ruined and Corbyn is a joke (like usual) and labour can't even form a marriage, so it's rich Corbyn saying anything about a resignation to be quite honest.

>>129180852
>Pengelly
PENGEST MUNCH FAMADAN

>>129180833
that would be like shitting on the grave of ukip

>>129180889
Accurate.

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>>129180761
>Doesn't seem any different to me.

She inherited like a 15 point lead in the polls or something and lost most of it to a fringe left winger who's own party don't even like. This is some Hilary tier shit.

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>>129180852

DUP

>>129180897
no even if he joined with the snp, plaid cymru, libeal democrats, and greens
then they still don't have enough

>>129180601
>0 seats edition.
>Nigel still a pedo.
>May btfo, no majority, weak and wobbly

A glorious day lads, who else enjoyed the storms last night?

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>>129180675

>>129180897
The Tories and DUP have over 50% of the seats in Parliament, it's not possible for him to be PM

>>129180925
>Trust no one, not even yourself.

>>129180710
Demographics are only getting worse, at least Conservatives are still the largest parties

don't trust the Tory party to pick a good replacement

>>129180897
Except the DUP have explicitly said they will never do a coalition with Labour while Corbyn is leader.

Also Corbyn has stated his intention to form a minority government without a coalition.

>>129180937
>it backfired *a little*

r-right g-guys mommy mays just playing 5d chess, she meant to lose her majority!

>this green being assblasted about the DUP

worth it already

>>129180927
She did win though. 800k more votes, 6% increase and nearly 50 more seats.

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>tfw no Northern Irish gf

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>>129180852
DEE YOO PEE
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P
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>>129180981
OBjectively the best candidate

>>129180897
>DUP will cooperate with IRA loving Corbyn and Sinn Fein

Lad

>A DUP source said: “We want there to be a government. We have worked well with May. The alternative is intolerable. For as long as Corbyn leads Labour, we will ensure there’s a Tory PM.”

based

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>>129180925
is this......?

dare i say it?????

THE END OF BLAIRISM?

>>129180990
a-alright you're right, he'll be PM in another few years after the tories and DUP make a pigs ear of parliment and people vote for strong and stable corbyn

>>129181030
you sound like a hillary supporter you know that?

women always fuck it up

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>>129180847
I really don't see how anyone can see this as a loss. We get to have the best party in the UK (DUP) in power.

>>129180937
It backfired a lot. Labour spanked the Conservatives up and down the country.

They won Canterbury ffs. They won Battersea.

Corbyn literally raped May last night.

>>129180897
LABOUR DELUSION

>LAB + SNP + LD = 50.4% of the vote

REEEEEEEEE WE WON LET US BE GOVERNMENT

/r/ukpolitics + /r/unitedkingdom losing it

>>129181027
Jonathan Bartley is assblasted about everything, he literally thinks UKIP are fascists

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>labour nearly got more votes than tories

>>129181079
Point out where I'm wrong pls.

If the DUP Hates Faggots this much is there any chance Farron will join the coalition?

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Osborne seems to be enjoying this.

>>129180937
You're kinda right desu, it only seems good for jezza because the polls were wrong.

If the polls were always correct then Jeremy would be resigned by now

>>129181115
LD would never enter a coalition again

>>129181121
>They would have won if they didn't lose

>>129181038
POO IN LOO

>>129181145
Why are the shills on suicide watch?

>>129181115
>They finally realised the Conservatives would still be in power
>the butthurt starts
Right on time.

>this green guy simulataneously complaining that they got more votes than the DUP but declaring UKIP a dead party when they got more votes than the Greenns

What did he mean by this?

>>129180879

I'm on my tablet but here's some text:

>"Things might be worse than where they were before. Looks like Tory and DUP will form government. DUP with policies such as restricting abortion and blocking gay marriage, lovely people..."

Why isnt May resigning

Lmao this stupid bitch has to be crashing the Tories on purpose

Whether you're left or right last night was good

Blairism is dead
Meme politics are dead
SNP have taken a spanking
Corbyn has shown that Jews have no place in the UK
DUP will execute gays and taigs
Boris Johnson will become leader of the conservatives

>it's claire underwood again

>>129180601
so what is happening? another election later this year? will corbyn take it eventually? are you guys fucked?

xoxoxox

>>129181128
You still dont get it do you?

hillary supporters aren't wrong in that she got a majority of the vote but both of you still dont understand.

NONE OF IT FUCKING MATTERS AT THE END OF THE DAY BECAUSE YOU HAVENT WON

>>129180908
>no confidence vote

that's not how it works, but a second election would be the result. the opposition would have 14 days to try and form a government and get a queen's speech through, but that isn't going to happen so would be a waste of time.

best scenario now? may stays in to hammer out a brexit deal and take the economic fallout, then resigns in three years? two years for whoever to repair the damage and prepare for 2022.

this result won't change the split in the labour party. corbyn will be lucky if there isn't another leadership challenge in the next 12 months and yet more sabotage to get him out.

>>129181154
He's still the bigger cuck. If he stood for a seat he'd be leader of the party by midnight, people would be begging him to take over.

But he ran away to pretend to be a newspaper editor because she hurt his feelings.

>>129181207
>actually expecting this spastic to articulate outside of le epic memes

>>129181018
it's quite a concern really, there's zero talent there to choose from
hence may being in charge in the first place

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>>129181037
The things I'd do for a gf with that qt accent.

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GIVE THE DUP YOUR ENERGY /POL/


HUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

>>129181239
labour double agent

>>129181239
Were you a Colony?

Would you like to become one?

Which one of you is this on BBC?

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Taigs out, Brits in

>>129181239
This.

If she resigns, the Conservative-DUP Reich would actually be pretty based.

Brit/pol/ on BBC news

Literally /pol/ on BBC1 right now

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>>129180756
>Things that didn't happen.
>Tory lost to Corbyn.
>Tory cucks on suicide watch.

Wew lad, May is fucked, she'll be PM but unable to do jack shit.
Internet saved cucks crying.

THIS FUCKING STUDENT ON BBC

>>129181289
What porno is this

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Who here /dismayed/

>>129181154
He hates May for clearing him and the rest of Camerons gang out when she took over.

>>129181247
Tories lost seats, and are now being propped up by anti-gay angry british nationalists in northern ireland

Another election when?

>>129181248
She did win. She'll be forming the government.

>>129181239
Did you see her in the debates? She has severe late-stage autism

>this autistic UKIP mong

I wonder if the DUP will re-open Long Kesh so we can lock away all the millennials.

>>129181207
Not sure if you noticed, but they lost.

>Autistic UKIP voter

>>129181299
wat

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/pol/tard spotted

>were you chucked
Spear chucked?

Does this increase or decrease my chances of getting some good gummy from mummy?

>>129181272
We already becoming one thanks to Poojeet desu

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>getting into politics because of Nick Clegg

One of /our guys/ just on BBC then

>Visibly autistic: "I spoiled my ballot. One of them was a communist, and the other wanted fox hunting and censoring the internet"

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>>129181289

>>129181304
>>129181299
Fucking cringeworthy.
Glad I didn't vote for that meme party.

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Good god why are western Europeans such fucking faggots?

At least in America actual right wingers have real power in the Republican party, I mean for fucks sake your "conservatives" are just as left wing as the Democrats.

M8s, nobody fucking won, everyone lost. Declaring victory just shows desperation.

>>129181366
>You vs. The guy she tells you not to worry about

>>129181366
definitely brit/pol/

>>129181241
There are only 2 bad things

>brexit in trouble (actually worrying but bojo can save it )

>no lefty tears


This election is fucking fantastic otherwise

>>129181366
That's definitely plebbit

>this black pill autist on BBC

Well that's what they are like in real life who who would've known.

fucking hell this ukip mong, you can tell the woman next to him is uncomfortable as fuck

>>129181396
ARE GIRL AYE

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>>129181241
>SNP have taken a spanking

SNP getting btfo is about the only good thing to come out of last night. May ran on a proper brexit and failed, (((soft brexit))) is actually on the cards now.

Who /even more blackpilled/ here.

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>>129181325

In about four months when Boris Johnson PM realises he can't pass any legislature if more than two of his MPs are on a fag break.

>That /pol/tard on bbc news

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Will Corbyn be PM?

DUP: NEVAR!!!

>>129181400
yep thats why they lost

/ourguy/

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https://twitter.com/wtvrpip/status/873114552354746368
>The DUP are anti-abortion, anti-catholic, anti-gay rights, 100% sectarian, nationalist, anti-immigrant and more

>>129181400
>Real power

How's that muslim ban going?

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>>129181396
slut!

Bets that UKIP ballot spoiler will say "praise kek"?

>>129181299
>>129181304
w0t???

are we on BBC screencap or sumthing??

BBC IS HEAR POST YOU'RE BIG WHITE COCK

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

b-but we won

we didn't really want to run parliament our aim was to gain a couple of seats

LABOUR VOTERS LMAO

>>129181366
Premium bussy

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literally an autist

>>129181400
We don't have any actual conservatives, and we're one of the more conservative countries in Western Europe

You are correct. We are fucked

>>129181224
Good, I'm gaining strength. Hopefully it will work out. Let's not get too excited yet though.

>>129181410

Lefty tears are starting now as they read about the DUP policies.

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>>129181403
That's where you're wrong. The DUP won.

>>129181400
>have real power

when was the last time you're autistic party did ANYTHING remotely right wing?

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Red pill me on why Scotland

Why did they vote more conservative?

>>129181403
Labour won.

>>129181464
>hurr may has gone full trump

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>>129181435
u mad?

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Going from a small majority to no overall majority is a win.

Everything will be fine.

Thankfully, no-one behind the scenes will try and undermine Mummy May at all.

Everything will be fine.

Rightly So on BBC.

Woke up after a 2 hour nap with a hangover. Fanta and cocktail sausages are not helping.

>captcha teasing me with pictures of McDonalds

>>129181366
Cute Labour supporter though

>>129181403
close, but not quite.

>>129181519
Mostly they got sick of the SNP's shit.

>>129181491
>ay yo is this honkey be serius rite now

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FUNNY ISN'T IT

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Any Lord Buckethead supporters here?

>>129181324
>being propped up by anti-gay angry british nationalists in northern ireland
This is bad how?

>>129181464
/ourguys/

>>129181299
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>>129181435
le one of us :D :D

>>129180981
He's a manlet.

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>>129181400
Republicans are not right wing or conservative

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>60,000 British leaving the country
>being replaced by 308,000 non British
>175,000 of which aren't even European
>What's left of our national identity is being buried
>Not a single mainstream party offers less than 350,000 gross immigrants
>You faggots are still arguing about a 9% difference in tax rates.

>>129181433
>hes one of the MPs on a fag break

>>129181519
Unionism.

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>>129181400
>being slaves of capital is right-wing

Americucks never learn

who could have guessed this guy is a young conservative

>>129181532
>lost the third general election in a row
>tories will get a government with the DUP
>labour party back to square 1
>labour won!

>>129181247
by the looks of it will be a tory+DUP(Protestant christian party from northern ireland)

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>>129181366
oh its just some spastic guy interview

>>129181397
They are still the best party for removing Islam desu

>>129181506
post screencaps

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>>129181469
Going to the supreme court soon and will most likely be approved.

>>129181519
National political platform is run entirely on a Bantz based system

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Why the fuck do they even let people with northern accents speak on TV? Everything you say is irrelevant due to your disgusting accent and everybody knows this.

>>129181253
so a second election isn't likely?

>>129181464
>aaand pro soft brexit

:(

The truth about this election is that it wasn't a win for anyone. Labour will take the most encouragement because of their voter share, but they're still a long way off forming a government. Will Corbyn even be around in 5 years?

>>129181519
scottish tories are different party, led by a based lesbian rather than an old autist and they weren't going to take people's winter fuel allowance and steal their house like May promised to do in England

>>129181519
You know all those faggots who kept laughing at us saying the UK was going to split up because Scotland would go independent?

This is the actual truth. They voted in record numbers for a party that wants to block independence.

>B-BUT LABOUR CAN STILL WIN CANT THEY

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>B-BUT LABOUR CAN STILL WIN CANT THEY

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>B-BUT LABOUR CAN STILL WIN CANT THEY

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>B-BUT LABOUR CAN STILL WIN CANT THEY

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>B-BUT LABOUR CAN STILL WIN CANT THEY

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>B-BUT LABOUR CAN STILL WIN CANT THEY

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>B-BUT LABOUR CAN STILL WIN CANT THEY

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>B-BUT LABOUR CAN STILL WIN CANT THEY

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>B-BUT LABOUR CAN STILL WIN CANT THEY

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>B-BUT LABOUR CAN STILL WIN CANT THEY

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>I spoilt my ballot paper

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>>129181544

>>129181608
>Protestant christian party
can only be a good thing

>>129181616
>japanese cartoon image reaction picture

No, just no

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>>129180852
She' got a cracking set of jugs.
M I L F
I
L
F

what the fuck happened with the SNP? They lost seats that were invicible to the tories who are historicly without a chance in scotland

>>129181519
Scottish Labour are Blairites who'd rather have Tories than Labour & SNP in charge of the country.

>>129181603
>net gain 31 seats in a snap election
Labour won.

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Post your face when you realised the neoliberal Tory Establishment failed to destroy Labour in a landslide, failed to hang on to their majority and threw themselves into a hung parliament.

>WEAK AND CHAOTIC

>>129181622
>he can't understand all British accents
Bet you speak jigaboo

Does the rest of the world actually understand what has happened?

Guardian has stories of foreign left wing parties congratulating Corbyn on his "victory". Not losing as badly as you thought you would is apparently a victory.


We're now about to have the most right wing government probably of our lifetime.

>>129181677
They already won.

>>129181622
t. puff

>>129181464
They should have thought about that when they were electing an IRA supporter.

>>129181653
He will likely be dead. Or will be pushed out by Blairites in 3 years time. 5 years is a long time. I can't see him being popular by the next election.

>>129181519
Scottishfag here.

albeit a /pol/tard

when the snp crawls out of their hole every four months to say "INDUPENDUNCE :DDD" you really just want them to fuck off.

the SNP are a fucking cancer and i'm glad they got fucked by the tories.

>>129181639

It's very likely. Tories will implode.

>>129181516
Well it was full cuckservative before Trump.

Now we have far-right wing people working in the white house.

>>129181400
No, our conservatives just aren't fundamentalist and anti-intellectual. They still want the rich to stay rich, they just don't think every citizen should be given a gun to shoot gays with because that's what Jesus clearly wanted.

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>>129181603
because you expected 400 seats, a huge majority, remainers btfo, and a hard brexit and literally none of it happened

>>129181753
>Or will be pushed out by Blairites in 3 years time.

The Blairites just got completely BTFO. They are no longer relevant in the Labour party.

>>129180833
She would be better placed in the BNP

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>>129181643
can someone define soft vs. hard brexit for me?

everyone's spazzing about soft or hard brexit, i dont think it means what you think it means

Has a northerner ever been elected into number 10? I don't think they have lmao

also how do I get some gummy from mummy

Hope the queen tells her to fuck off.

>>129181729
While he obviously didn't win, he was predicted to lose seats. He's had a good election and done better than anyone (but YouGov/Survation's mad polls) thought.

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>>129181588
We have open white nationalists in congress.

Can you say the same?

>negociations
Fucking state of the bbc

>>129181693
A few things. SNP leadership is arrogant and annoys most Scots. More Scots are turning against independence, and the Tories presented themselves as the party of the union. The Scottish Tories have Ruth Davidson in charge, who is a brilliant campaigner and isn't a typical robotic politician.

>that negro thinking only the LD can make a coalition

This retard has a vote, what a fucking moron.

>>129180733
>>129180881
>>129181108
>>129181145
>>129181263
>>129181677
Brit/pol/: The User

>>129181779
Yes the Likud party is working well within your government. We know

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>>129181544

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>>129181576

Naturally. He's a symbol of why I love this country in a way.

>The Ulster Museum in Belfast faces a legal challenge unless it stages a creationist exhibition as a counter to its forthcoming series on Charles Darwin, a Democratic Unionist member of the Northern Ireland assembly warned today.

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2009/feb/12/northern-ireland-charles-darwin-courts

jesus fuck they're complete retards, i thought the uncapped fuel scheme was bad

>>129181692
mommy mommy, wtf i love the DP now

>>129181801
You underestimate their stubbornness.

I put a few shekels on the Tories winning Tasmina's Perthshire seat.

We don't like uppity pakis here.

>>129181812
Soft brexit keeps the single market, meaning free movement and abiding by EU laws.

>>129181603
Nobody won faggot, but the tories lost the most

>>129181865
And here's the archive
https://archive.is/K2y7U

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>tfw you voted tory but still hope may has to resign

>>129181709
>>129181745
>>129181532
>when you lose but refuse to believe it

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA

>>129181823
Harold Wilson was from Yorkshire

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>>129181710

>mfw Labour offered the most generous manifesto in history and still lost to an autist Conservative PM

>>129181709
What did they win?

We need Corbyn kicked out. He is literally damaging the fucking country right now

Youth turnout is high because of him, and we all know that the youth are fucking idiots who should never have been given the vote in the first place.

>>129181865
>This is who Northern Ireland votes for

>>129181844
well we already made a coalition with the DUP.

so labour is once again irrelevant, and lost, and so are the lib dems.

so yeah.

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>>129181869
MY DUTY IS TO DEMOCRACY

>>129181852
Feel free to fuck off back to plebbit

>>129181729
Happening too fast to understand. Lurking and on an emotional roller coaster, apparently feeling good about it.

>>129181812
>Hard Brexit
Buzzwords for LARPers
>Soft Brexit
Buzzwords for LARPers

May must go

>>129180990
Incorrect. Read up on this situation.
Personally I want her to carry on and finish the job of killing the tories and a hard brexit.
The next PM is going to be fucked either way.

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>>129181663
>scottish tories are different party
mfw scotcucks actually fell for this meme

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>make elections early to get absolute majority of seats
>lose seats while the commies gain a lot, even after 2 muslim terror attacks

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF BONGISTAN

HAHAHAHAHAHAAH BREXSHITTERS BTFO

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>>129181865

>>129181639
I will bet you my left nut this will crash by November like the Dutch will

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Southerners
>"Breggsit"
Northerners
>"Brexit"

>>129181896
>net gain: 31 seats
:)

>>129181910
the capacity to LARP

>>129181779
>far right white supremcists like ben carson and that mexican one

Who here wants BoJo to become PM still?

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>>129181887
>tories won
>they lost the most

THE NEIL

NEIL
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>>129181795
>He doesn't want universal gun ownership and the shooting of gays
Fucking Eurocucks

>>129181823
Thatcher was from Lincolnshire if that counts as Northern

Celebrating coming second is why the left would ruin this country

They are the sort of people who want participation trophies and to give pikeys free money to not work

God the left is ridiculous

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>Progressive youngsters tricked into electing climate change denying queer bashers
Thanks Jeremy

>>129181812
Soft Brexit is essentially staying in the EU.
Keep single market, free movement, and stay under their laws.
Absolutely pointless and disastrous.

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>guy with dark hair called Corbyn a communist, complained about May censoring the Internet and spoiled his vote becuase he couldn't vote UKIP
>that alpha stare
Is he /ourguy/?

>>129181949
>this response
Like clockwok.

>>129181920

Blairites SHOOK

Centrism is dead Jezza is here to stay

>>129181971
At the end of the day we'll still have Prime Minister May. You still have Merkel

>>129181910
36 new seats, including Canterbury and Battersea

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>>129181920
the (dumb) youth and all the niggers and muslims.

pic related, guess where the muslims are in this pic.

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>>129181677
You Goy think you won

>>129181993
Name our PM

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>129182017
SNP lost the most.

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>>129181464
So an uncucked UKIP?

>>129181993

Who is going to be in power this time next week?

Still the Torys.

GREAT VICTORY FOR GOMRADE GORBYN :D :D :D :D

>>129182031
was also trying not to laugh at whatever the black guy was saying

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>>129182014

It's this man's turn. He literally can't be fucked though, which is a shame.

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>Amber Rudd calls a recount four times and holds onto her seat by 0.6%

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>>129181837
Steve king is not a wn. He's a civic nationalist.

>>129181281

lmao, was definitely an anon. show yourself!

>>129182025
fuck off idiot football voter

>>129181779
>he didnt answer the question

first 100 days are over, tell me one really right wing policy

>>129181976
Based Paisley Jr

>>129181884
a.k.a. not brexit

>>129182031
/areguy/

The DUP seem to be more like the US GOP.

>>129182014

only someone like him can out-meme corbyn in another election.

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>>129182014
>not bowing to the Moggdanoff instead

Her Wikipedia needs updating to say she won? It will be almost like having sex with her

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emma_Pengelly

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>>129181685
You're on an anime imageboard you filthy normalfag

>>129181895

Boris for PM!

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>>129181992
Pisses me off so much

>>129181993
It's 29, Diane.

>>129182028
It makes sense as a temporary arrangement, because the very idea that we're going to negotiate any sort of trade agreement in under two years after this is utterly laughable.

>>129182066
currently don't have one. In July, who knows. Boris Johnson maybe?

>hardline Euroskeptic, climate - change denying, anti-abortion conservatives are going to prop up the Tories

This is going to be an interesting one to watch.

>>129181993
who will be stepping into downing street my friend? :)

is it going to be comrade corbyn? or mummy may.

oh, sorry my friend, it seems you have lost.

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The blue tied pro-immigration social justice party beat the red tied pro-immigration social justice party

Muslims won't stop

terrorism won't stop

degeneracy won't stop

brexit will be neutered

Britain is dead. Let her sleep.

It is all so tiresome.

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Looks like the blacks and asians talents will have to stay locked up for another 5 years

>>129182103
>Tory
>against May's Internet censorship
Actually /ourguy/

What is the point of UKIP after the brexit referendum and the activation of Article 50?
I don't understand.

>>129181976
>"Would I trust them(Muslims) to go down the shops for me, yes I would."

Can't say fairer than that

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>>129181992
Did some one say, BREGGZ ZIT?

>>129181823
Gladstone was from Liverpool

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which one of you was this

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democratic_Unionist_Party

>>129182017
>be in controlling majority
>lose majority in unnecessary election
Don't see how you don't think that's the most any party lost last night senpai
Labour isn't any worse off than they were before

>>129182190
If it's enshrined into law it will never be repealed. Not with our demographic changes.

>>129182088
They still kept their scottish majority of seats. Tories blew it bigger across the uk.