Brit/pol/ - Tories BTFO Edition

Amazing. What a misfire. Total boondoggle for the Conservatives.

I never bought into the BS that Corbyn was unelectable. People signed up in droves to vote for him in the Labour leadership. He was exciting non-voters. He was filling stadiums of people. What he did was challenge the status quo and the status quo in its bubble refused to believe he would be electable.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lnMFSlSkho

>yougo-
whoa...

Labour didn't win, but they made positive progress

Stop arguing autistically about this point now please

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>tfw no qt DUP gf

why even live?

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

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>Tories BTFO
>May going to see the Queen at lunchtime
>Labour lost AGAIN

unelectable man keeps getting elected

imagine Theresa May negotiating brexit. shambles

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Reminder

>>129176472
worth it

Why are there so many Labour cucks here?
Does the UK need mass helicopter rides?

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So you want to talk deals now do ya boys?

Ahh another thread where people can't accept the humiliation the tories suffered despite numerous tory mps naming it as such

>>129176472

Fucking kek

Right, she's going to the palace at 12:30. Does that mean she'll speak immediately before then?

>>129176550
Britain is probably more left-wing than even Sweden. We deserve the terrorist attacks.

May must not resgin. She's playing 4 d chess. She puposley ran a shit camagin to kill brexit

>>129176550
people really hate the Tories

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Reminder PIERS MORGAN FOR PM

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>>129176472
It's literally babbie's first election

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>May refusing to resign

FUCK OFF

I WANT PM BORIS & DUP

>>129176617
No she'll speak afterword

>>129176469
Does she have a qt accent?

>>129176472
Might be even better than having a majority of cuckservatives.

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>>129176469
would smash

SAY IT WITH

D.....D.....DUP

D.....D.....DUP

D.....D.....DUP

D.....D.....DUP

D.....D.....DUP

D.....D.....DUP

>>129176619
>Britain is probably more left-wing than even Sweden. We deserve the terrorist attacks.

Only healthcare. Uk has income inqualty comparable to us.

is Jezza gonna stop Larping like he's won anytime soon?

Well, SNP was BTFO, hopefully that continues in the future. Corbyn is alright for a Labout MP and May is bad for a conservative one, so this seems like exactly the result that would result in the fucking of thr globalists as much as possible.

>>129176608
>call election to humiliate your opposition in their weakest moment
>they end up coming back strong and humiliating you instead

Like a good movie script, member.

When will Kensington be declared?

>>129176590
Brussels better install metal detectors at the entrance to their negotiations.

>>129176469

Would have many Protestant babies with to fight in the coming race war.

>>129176550
Labour supports the unemployed dole dossers.

Labour voters are like your niggers, gimme gimme free shit.

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>>129176724

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Has Jahanas necked himself yet???

>>129176658
Maybe there will be a leadership election in the queens speech. Once they get their Government through and such.

Maybe thats what she meant, get them to a stable position, then change leadership.

>>129176676
These guys sound the kind of right wing the tories desperately need.

>>129176708
no1curr

Doesn't matter at all unless you live there.

>>129176550
Tories let even more pakis in.

Well, I just joined the Conservatives. Not because I support them, but because I am going to go there and tell them how retarded they are for allowing this to happen. I may not have been pleased with consensus politics, but I at least felt as though the country wasn't going to fully turn into a train wreck. That Labour result however shows that the current Tory party are inept. If anything, I see this as the time to start trying to influence them, whilst I don't think they will make that more right wing shift, they're going to have to start listening a bit more if they want to take back a majority. Either way, I refuse to sit on my hands and do nothing anymore.

>>129176690
SNP still have most scottish MPs though. Long way to go until they fall off the map. If theres another election this year they may do better in that one.

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Quick rundown on the DUP?

Can they be memes into the mainstream?

>>129176447

britpol party when? Surely we can put out 650 (or soon 600) candidates

Platform:

Free education
Free healthcare
Ferrari Enzo for everybody
Handjob off Rachel Riley every Thursday afternoon
Free ice cream on hot days

Basically what Corbyn did

>>129176789
Kill youself

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Reminder that Labour supporting /pol/acks fucked it up for everyone.

>>129176785
Pakis are part of the commonwealth package, not the EU package.
Leaving the EU means less slavs, and more pakis/indians.

I don't know why people assume Brexit will reduce immigration, way off.

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>Labour
>Ever getting shit done
They'll just squabble over retarded shit and then do nothing.

>>129176789
Yes, I'm sure that UKIP and the Tories bled votes to Labour because more right wing policies are needed.

reposting:
>>129176324

Huh. So there exists a sizeable portion of Scottish voters who want to leave the EU, but want to stay in the UK, but hate Thatcher and conservative UK politics?

Is that not a little contradictory?

>>129176501
I was under the impression that resistance to Corbyn came from the conservative vote they've picked up since the late 90s (and from corporate controlled media).

>>129176843
This, they bought into the EU funded meme

>>129176825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9uHhLe6WE0

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Should I send it? Feeling really unstable tonight.

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>mfw people are unironically arguing that this isn't a fucking disaster for the Tories

Is this the britpol equivalent of the 4D chess shite the Trumpmongs come out with?

DUP GAVE HER THE BACKING.
HA!

>>129176857
This is true for all relevant parties.

>>129176843
>realized

>>129176860
Don't you have a sheep to fuck Muhamad?

>>129176907
This morning. Fuck. I've been up since 8am yesterday.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>129176242
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3674146/jeremy-corbyn-faces-fury-after-calling-banned-palestinian-terror-group-hamas-serious-and-hardworking/

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/Jeremy_Corbyn/11892383/Jeremy-Corbyn-911-was-manipulated.html

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/01/jeremy-corbyn-under-pressure-to-denounce-friends-hamas-and-hezbo/
>corbyn
>bad

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Prime Minister Farage in 2022?

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Is there any party in uk more conservative than ukip? They are basically liberal republicans here in us. Who are true conseratives in uk?

>>129176808
There should be a ban on the SNP for being nationalists and lose all their seats
I shut snp voters up by calling them racists and bigots for wanting Scotland to be free?

"Free from whom? Refugees and people of colour fro England? Fuck you racist I know your game"

They are smacked silent and can't say a word back

>>129176926
Nice flag. Fuck off.

>>129176865
>Huh. So there exists a sizeable portion of Scottish voters who want to leave the EU, but want to stay in the UK, but hate Thatcher and conservative UK politics?
>Is that not a little contradictory?
No.

Not when you consider just how fucking inept the Tories have been in recent years.

Besides which everyone hates fucking Thatcher.

Even Cameron would've annihilated this election

What an absolute farce

>>129176947

I think he will be making a return to front line politics now.

>>129176860
Mate I'm saying this as an example, if anything there first thought needs to be how they can crush the socialist dream Labour are trying to ferment in people's minds.

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>be me
>wake up
>hung parliment
>"I'll get some rope"
>router dies
"the goyim know, shut it down"

don't think I didn't notice fuckers. you planned this via controlled media. so, you -want- war?

>>129176865
a bit, but the Thatcher hatred isn't necessarily particularly rational and looks like being sidestepped thanks to Ruth being likeable.

>>129176934
If only this were true.

>>129176960
Shit skin detected

>>129176947
Nige join the Tories pls

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>>129176947

bet the Queen will give May a stern telling off

> May is going to see the queen at 12:30

HABBENING

>>129176953
>Is there any party in uk more conservative than ukip? They are basically liberal republicans here in us. Who are true conseratives in uk?
No; no they aren't; and you're retarded.

>>129176975
He said he'd have no choice if we stay in the single market.

>>129176953
the DUP apparently

>>129176947
>implying Tory-Lab coalition won't happen if Nige made major headway

>>129176854
This, i dont understand why gapteetths dont realize it

>labour has lost this election as badly as 2010

>>129176987
And how will that happen?

>>129177000
(You)

What in the blue fuck do we do now lads?

>>129177027
when will his precious mudslimes get him bros?

>>129176493
And everywhere around the world too, that's quite an achievement

hopefully the DUP attempt to reduce non-eu migration at least

>nobody is chimping out over May remaining as PM
>nobody is chimping out at the fucking DUP being kingmaker

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>129177034
Like fuck she will. The monarchy died in 1997.

>>129176996
>>129176969

Do you two think that SNP leadership right now is simply unlikable? Or do you think this is a more permanent shift away from a possible second referendum?

>>129176627
wtf was that all about???

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>>129177034
W-what if they do an angry make-out session?

>>129176447
Not really lad he's winged a minority off a very fucked up Tory opposition mainly in what were always labour heartlands. When you think that labour was taking 60-70% vote shares in the past two decades it's nothing great, it's almost the minimum you'd expect after the slating they got last election from the SNP and the Cons. Sure he's achieved that minimum with a very different manifesto and party alignment but by nature of two party states it's not remarkable.

>>129176447
Having toilet paper is a bourgeois privilege.-
J Corbyn

Wait so is this one of the rare occasions where the Queen actually has to make a political decision? Could she tell Theresa May "no"?

>DUP supporting the Tories to form a Government so Theresa May off to see the Queen at 1230...

>DUP supporting the Tories to form a Government so Theresa May off to see the Queen at 1230...

>DUP supporting the Tories to form a Government so Theresa May off to see the Queen at 1230...

Are the DUP in favour of a hard brexit too? From what I understand, they just don't want a hard border between NI and the south (which nobody in the UK wanted either to be fair)

>>129177134
Can that lich even produce moisture in her mouth these days?

>>129177123

cry more pathetic labour cuck

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>>129177042
>I'm not angry, I'm just very disappointed in you, Theresa

>>129177034
She may well. HRH's a hell of a lot smarter than May is, and is unlikely to take the fracturing of her country into a weak and vulnerable entity lightly when May did it as a political power grab.

>>129176958
K

>>129177168

There wont be a border with the South because the DUP will demand an invasion of the South.

>>129177147
Theoretically: Yes
Realistically: No

>>129177157
inb4 abortion, gay marriage and internet access get outlawed

>>129177168
Brits can negotiate a free visa travel to Ireland.
Ireland isn't in the Shengen anyways.

>>129176854
I think we should do away with Commonwealth citizens being able to vote in our elections, forget this stupid preference for them, as most of the CW is third world shit.

Mass migration is not good, but worse when its not even European.

>>129177042
Yes, she got the backing and will form the government.

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>>129177117
Well, he'll still be using public transport.

>>129176667
See? Sometimes things just work out better than you expect!

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>mummy may
>Tories

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Theresa May to visit Buckingham Palace at 12.30pm to seek permission from Queen to form government

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>*blocks Theresa's path*

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>>129177191
>ye dun fukd up terry. fukn ulster, ye fukn srs?!

>>129177168
hard brexit = hard border.

So are to we expect Orange Order marches in every street now?

>>129176934
I fucking wish.

>>129177102
The Tories floundered from arrogance. This is defeat isn't as bad as it seems - Tories will adapt, create a new approach, and come back. It has happened before and it will happen again, don't lose faith.

>>129177168
Yes, DUP is perfectly aligned with hard brexit. No one wants to restrict movement on the Irish border.

>>129177191
Tbf, I think this election actually helped keep the union together. With SNP's collapse, Scottish independence is pretty much dead.

>>129177147
Go read your constitution fuckwit.

Where was Blair

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So much for your little commie revolution /pol/

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>>129177123

Yet.

It's only half past ten the morning after. Watch shit unravel over the next week once the Tory rumblings start and people start positioning themselves.

Did DUP really decided to form with May?

Are the blatant momentum shills going to leave now it's over

>>129177242
>inb4 abortion, gay marriage get outlawed

Sounds good to me senpai

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>>129176242

*Brit/pol/ - commies BTFO Edition
FTFY

>>129177283

Except he failed to. Oopsie.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/live/2017/jun/09/election-2017-theresa-may-speaks-outside-downing-street-after-shock-result-hunh-parliament-live

LABOUR BTFO

LABOUR BTFO

LABOUR BTFO

LABOUR BTFO

LABOUR BTFO

LABOUR BTFO

All this schadenfreude is making me winkle all tingly lads

Don't tell me Prime Minister Corbyn meeting President Donald Trump isn't the memeist political thing in our lifetime

Anybody know where the last seat will go ??

>>129177066

How many million tanned germans are there?

You need to realise a few things

>>129177130

This is Scotland coming back to 'normal'. The SNP support the past few years has been extraordinary but it could never last at those levels.

>>129177186
I hope she shows May pictures of her great-grandchildren

>>129177130
No, not unlikeable. People just didn't want another referendum for no reason, when it would clearly still fail. Another referendum will be brought up again any time Scotland feels marginalized in the future, it's not gone for good in the least.

>>129176934
Likely only in Northern Ireland, where all of those things are already the case.

Breaking News: The Queen and Theresa have had a fight.

Throw out the history books.

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>Not wanting the man who produced these 2 prime example of british aryanship as your PM

>>129177157
having to tie yourself to a bunch of backward religious irishers, the state of UK conservates

>>129176242
>Why did it happen?

Theresa May is a fucking shambles and thought it was a good idea to let Jeremy Corbyn completely own the narrative. She left it up to her fucking rival candidate to inform the public what her policies were.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/jun/09/theresa-may-reaches-deal-with-dup-to-form-government-after-shock-election-result-northern-ireland

ITS OVER


ITS OVER


ITS OVER


ITS OVER


ITS OVER


ITS OVER

>>129177290
there was free movement between NI and ROI since well before the EU

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>>129177347

here's how corbyn can still win

>>129177130
I think there's never been a real appetite for a 2nd referendum and Brexit being used as a basis always came across as a bit of a stretch. Certainly nothing like to the extent the SNP were trying to present.

The main argument used against themthat they ought to be paying more attention to utilising the devolved powers they have in terms of actual government than harping on about independence has a decent level of support.

The election reminds me not to commit crime.

I could get five years of hard labour.

>>129177340
>conveniently forgetting the internet part

Both of these parties have stated they want to make installing and using any software not part of the British government approved app stores illegal.
They want to make data encryption illegal.

Soon you will be paying an internet license tax to ensure that they can afford to packet spy on you.

>>129177328
Are you fucking deluded? DUP is a natural ally to the Tories and have been since they were founded. Tories have leant on them for support in the past and that is no different now.

>>129177300
>This is defeat isn't as bad as it seems

Lad...

Did anyone screencap the gets?

>>129177283
The seats, Theresa.

>>129177080
Honestly, that is the part I'm trying to wrestle with. It took an economic collapse to show those policies were bad before, but I would rather we avoid going down that route. What makes it worse for me is that I live in Liverpool. Though I think that I will use this as an opportunity to see if I can't get more of an understanding of what people want exactly. It's not as if my area was in any doubt, but who knows, maybe I can scrape together something better than "I want free stuff" or "My father voted Labour and his father before him". As I said, I refuse to sit this all out now. I nearly swallowed the blackpill last night but I refuse to.

>didn't get to form a government
>still in opposition
>"this is a victory!"

lmao corbyn mongs and corbyn mong apologists fuck off and die

>>129177422
ITS OVER


ITS OVER


ITS OVER


ITS OVER


ITS OVER


ITS OVER

>>129177415
Glorious white men

>>129177506
When you lose, you win

Lads

>2010

Liberal Democrat Jenny Willott 14,976
Labour Jenny Rathbone 10,400
Conservative Karen Robson 7,799

>2015:

Labour Jo Stevens 15,462
Liberal Democrat Jenny Willott 10,481
Conservative Richard Hopkin 5,674

>2017

Labour Jo Stevens 25,193
Conservative Gregory Stafford 7,997
Liberal Democrat Eluned Parrott 5,415
UKIP Sarul-Islam Mohammed 343

The youth vote meme is ridiculous

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>>129177422
ああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ

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What planet are these people on? Why are they acting like he won?

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>>129177483
>Liverpool
Could be worse...

>>129177531
It was Tim that was our weedman, not Jeremy

>>129177290
Here's a solution

Hard Brexit and don't enforce the border

Just don't post any border guards or controls

If the EU does then you can. blame the EU

>>129177296
Fucking hope so

>>129177506
They'll realise this when the "austerity" continues, their bennies are axed, and they wither and die.

>>129177415
>the soy male on the left

Disgusting.

>>129177551
Leftists are mentally retarded

What are the details of this deal with the DUP?

Will they have influence over our policy? Will it be a coalition?

>>129177513
MAY HAS WON

MAY HAS WON

MAY HAS WON


MAY HAS WON

MAY HAS WON

MAY HAS WON

MAY HAS WON

>>129177456

We already do pay faggot, its called having an ISP

>tory tears mentioned

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Corbyn shills BTFO

>>129177467
Labour jumped from 25% to 41% compared to Tory 43%

Wake up and don't be complacent.

>>129177483
Where are you senpai? I'm in Kirkby (I know)

Tories are not Labour. They're much more adaptable and have proven this time and again.

>>129177506
+30 seats. Objectively better results than next time. Its an improvement.
Also, nobody wants to be in charge for the bad deal you will make with the EU.
Whoever is blamed for this deal will lose votes, so everyone wants to be in opposition for it, so they can then bitch and moan and get elected.

kek based Neil

>Eric Pissles
The absolute state of Andrew Neil

>>129177304
They still hold a lot of scottish seats.
Just not an insane ammount like last time.

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Anyone going to the next Traditional Britain Group talk?

>eric pissles

Topkek

>>129177610
Having an ISP is paying for the service. You will pay extra, for the new service of being spied upon. Its not free.

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SOME MUCH FOR YOUR THREAD TITLE FAGGOT

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HAHAHAHAHA

>>129176590
So I do, Jim.

My conclusions about this year's General Election:

1. According to social media, it's a Labour landslide.
2. According to print media, it's a Tory landslide.
3. According to UKIP, it's the fucking immigrants again.

I still can't get over this, though it's disappointing to me how many feel for the socialism without nationalism meme

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Coincidence?

>>129177623
>Kirkby

Kirkby Lonsdale? I've been there, it's lovely.

>>129177551
>wow so INSPIRING, i'm so INSPIRED, I HOPE you get in next time, you're making the (read: my) world a better place

So, uh, what happened to the crippling tory austerity?

What about poverty? What about education? What about the NHS?

He can't change any of these things, why are they congratulating him?

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nobody "won" this election

>>129176843
>next generation
>realized
Positively delusional.

>>129177579
austerity is dead m8, DUP is not voting for any of that shit

>A DUP source said: “We want there to be a government. We have worked well with May. The alternative is intolerable.

>“For as long as Corbyn leads Labour, we will ensure there’s a Tory PM.”

thank you based drunken terrorists

>>129177551
They were never going to get a majority, this was the best they could hope for - fucking up tory plans.

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>>129177457

This election was to 'unite' the Tory party. It's been a fucking disaster. May could barely hold them together beforehand, she has fucking no chance now. The DUP are a distraction; yes, they'll back the Tories but YOU'RE deluded if you think the Conservative big guns aren't positioning themselves for the inevitable post-May reality. All it takes is for one of them to mouth off when asked about her future and the shit will start flying. She's doomed, DUP alliance or not.

Have some slags.

>>129177716
Incorrect tory/dup did

>>129177632
>>129177659
Didn't he call Brexit breakfast earlier too?

>>129177695
Shhhh, they`ll send Manafort after you.

>>129177695
The purest

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>>129177627
>i...it's not like I wanted to be in government or anytthing

What are the implications of this result then lads? For May and Brexit?

>>129176875
>>129176843

get rekt

Sounds like the UK is dire need of an armed revolt.

>>129177739

BASED

>>129177760
they didn't get a majority, so no

>>129177763
Yeah he did, you can tell he hasn't had much sleep

>>129177551
These people were literally fucked senseless by Brexit and Trump, they are loooking around for any sign whatsoever that their worldview is being validated

>>129177771
May is done for and it's only a matter of time.

If she faced Corbyn again he could well win in the future.

Fucking DUP will push CONS even further right which is exactly what you want. Anti-abortion, climate change deniers ?

Holy shit /pol/ was talking like it's doomsday. whats wrong with concessions to these guys ?

>>129177772
>get rekt
>CON-DUP won

really shivers my timbers

>>129177780

Don't give the pakis ideas, lad.

>>129177780
Armed with what, plastic utensils?

>>129177716
>S-stop celebrating! N-nobody won!!

>>129177772
You need to Brexit this thread.

>>129177739

Based DUP, bet Big Ian is up there with a big grin.

>>129176808
Yea but same situation on the tories..

TORIES BTFO LAB GG

But now "oh snp still have majority..they dun gud"

Derp.

May can't stay, who will replace her? If the Tories don't throw her out they're insane

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>>129177339
They'll stay to control the narrative a bit, however they've obviously been up all night in the counting centres which is why we're seeing actual political discussion rather than shilling. They're mostly having a nap but will be back in here later and for a few days until the coalition is made. Then they'll fuck off until the next elwction.

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>Can't say I didn't warn you.

>>129177532
>UKIP Sarul-Islam Mohammed 343

>>129177307
We don't have one though

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>>129177772

>>129177780
We can't be trusted to defend ourselves, naughty

ALL THAT MOMENTUM SHILLING ON BRIT/POL/

AND WHAT DID IT GET YOU

NOTHING
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Nuttall is a shit public speaker.

Sorry lads.

>>129177388
>>129177402
>>129177437
Ah, so the whole "Brexit would justify a second indyref" thing is more the SNP grasping at straws than it is a reality among the Scottish?

And, if you guys could also answer this other question - what does this mean for North Ireland? It looks like this election has them very polarized, between the DUP and Sinn Fein (which I understand to be polar opposites of one another). Now with the DUP directly influencing policy, how is NI affected going forward?

>>129177842
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CRIMEARIVER.

>>129176472
THEY DISAGREE WITH ME
HOW CAN THIS HAPPEN???

>>129177780
>Guns banned
>knives binned


Are spoons still legal?

>>129177771
Northern Ireland are getting their dicks sucked forever for anything to happen. That's all we know at the moment

>>129177856
lel alright, keep spinning the biggest fuck up since grocer heath in 74 as a win

>>129177704
because it's only about the feels lad. never let the facts get in the way of a good feel.

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>>129177852
>Armed with what, plastic utensils?
woa woa woa
those are controlled weapons too

>>129177483
>. It took an economic collapse to show those policies were bad before

Are you claiming that leftist policies caused the recession in 2008 or are you referring to another economic collapse?

(((Tory))) / DUP coalition won't last to September. Brex negotiations are going to be hilarious; Brussels must be pure pissing themselves at Mummy May's political nous

WE NEED NIGEL NOW

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OURlene

>>129177703
Kirkby, Merseyside - I was responding to someone that said they were in Liverpool. It is not pleasant here.

>>129177747
Thanks for the slags. Of course the power now lies in the backbench - just as it did in 2010. Tories are worse off now because there's no Lib Dems to suck cock however Tories have a huge talent base in both front bench and back benches to create a cohesive government and I think all MPs will know any sign of weakness leading to a general election would really finish them. It will be fine.

>>129177875
wow it's literally nothing

>>129177842
As if the socially-liberal faggot Tory party would ever stop abortions

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>mfw all my BritPol Corbyn shilling actually had an effect

Paul Nutall about to hero on live tv.

>>129176627
>Piers Morgan retweeted

>conservatives in 2015
11,334,576 votes
36.9%

>conservatives in 2017
13,625,065
42.4 %

>t-tories btfo!
don't think so, paki

>>129177842
The DUP are inbred retards who are barely human.
They don't have any credible policies.
May will help smooth over their corruption and throw a few shillings their way.

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>return to the front line

>>129177842
The Tory leadership may give concessions but whether their MPs will follow through with them is another thing altogether

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So the positives are:
>Salmond & Sturgeon getting fucked
>Jezzas Marxist utopia crushed
>Remainer May might be for the chop
>Nigel is back and pissed

Paul, just kill it off mate.

>>129177780
>armed

That hurts anon.

>>129177872
David Davis is the only sensible replacement I can think of. Boris would be a lot of fun but ultimately could be a disaster.

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>>129177995
>>129177995
>>129177995

this

it was just labour getting their collective shit together

Why is Paul Nut still talking, needs to fuck off

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>>129177897
merkel is playing 10d chess while you are playing 3d circumcision, kid

So happy the Tory shills have been absolutely BTFO, I would have liked a very small majority of Tories for brexit needs but oh well, good riddance May.

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>>129177995
now do the Labour numbers

UKIP is ded. F.

>Brits and Irish fighting together against the Muslim menace

Sounds comfy lads, will Ireland finally be allowed on /pol/ without potato jokes?

>>129177842
Now we associate with loyalist terrorists. Disgusting how far we have fallen.

NUTTALL RESIGNS

>>129177747
God i fucking love our purebred British slags

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>"guys in the press"

Paul that's SEXIST.

Did anyone just see Eric Pickles on the BBC?
He seems really frail.

Will Farage come back?

So Sinn Fain NEVER goes to Westminster? Is that right?

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>anti gay marriage
>anti abortion
>hates the muzzies
>hates the catholics
>proud Christian man

Is he /ourguy/?

>DUP want soft border
>hard brexit therefore ruled out
What's the point in brexit at all if all the people they are trying to keep out can just come in through the back door

>>129178077
JUST

>>129178067
DUP are British.

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UKIP DEAD

>>129177931
You can get plastic ones, but you need to get a spoon license.

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>>129177747
Good slags. Have a slag.

>DUP telling Corbyn to fuck off cause he wouldn't disavow IRA
Is this the irony all the kids talk about?

>>129178104
Yep, they are opposed to the existence of the UK altogether

>>129178108
>Mick
No

>>129178104
They don't even go in the NI parliament.

>>129178039

Boris is a wildcard, indeed.

where now for ukip

>>129178021
Goodbye crying Paul meme. You've had some good use.

>>129177695
DAHNALD UNITED PARTY

>>129178055
This, they were insufferable these past few months

>>129177623
West Derby, well that why I hope there willing to listen, because otherwise they may not even be able get lose to a majority in the next election. I think it's also important for me to join as Brexit is under threat now and it could be the case that they will backslide now thinking that it will in them back seats. Whilst that assessment wouldn't be wrong, doesn't mean that back sliding on Brexit is good for the country. A successful hard Brexit (which I think is the most obvious choice) would be a much better vote winner. Though that would mean them having to try, and I'm sure they're were plenty of people in the party who thought they could half-arse it.

>>129177951
The 70's, I was more referring to the winter of discontent and the ineptitude of Labour's managing of the country and trade unions at that time. Let's not forget that Corbyn was propped up quite well by trade unions, and the ones that didn't will fall into line now.

THIS THREAD IS GOING SO FAST THAT NOBODY WILL NOTICE I'M A GLOBALIST AND I SECRETLY SNIFF PEOPLE'S WALLETS

>>129177771
May won't have many friends and in-fighting amongst the Tories will happen immediately even if they aren't going to admit it to the media.

For Brexit we don't have a stable enough government to be certain of anything concerning negotiations anymore so who can fucking say.

Fractured party leadership isn't good for the country and especially not the economy. We're probably looking at the Tories running the country into the ground and then people knee-jerk voting Labour next election to be almost exactly as incompetent.

Time to convert all your currency to gold and build a nuclear shelter for the oncoming great depression and war with Germany when they won't give us their rubles.

FFFFF
F
F
FFFF
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they're not laughing now

>>129178140
Sad!

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RULE BRITANNIA and Northern Ireland

BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES

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Welp, DUP runs the country now.

I know this might sound ridiculous but can the Tories go into coalition with the DUP or can they not because DUP is Northern Ireland only?

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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MAKE WAY

>>129178174
Don't do that

>>129177963
this

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APOLOGISE

NUTTALL IS GONE

>>129178113
Everyone wanted a soft border with the Republic, the CTA has nothing to do with the EU anyway.

NUTTALL STEPPING DOWN

COME ON ARE NIGE

>>129178056
>a couple more seats than Gordon Brown
RED SUUUUUUUUUURGE

Paul nuttalls off the ukips

RIP are Nutt

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>>129178156

>coalition with the nonces

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>>129177966
>Tories are worse off now because there's no Lib Dems to suck cock however Tories have a huge talent base in both front bench and back benches to create a cohesive government and I think all MPs will know any sign of weakness leading to a general election would really finish them. It will be fine.

I think this is wishful thinking. Ambition will make sure of it. Every single Tory that appears on TV from now on is going to be badgered about May's future, about her mandate - all it takes is for one of them to let slip that they might be okay with her going and Boris et al will start revving up. It can't last.

NUTTALL RESIGNS

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>Open borders required because potato niggers can't stop blowing each other up

>>129177623
Kirkby in ashfield?

So what happened. I'm gay and stupid

>>129178200
what. They can do what they like with the MPs at westminster

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>FUNNY ISNT IT

>>129177918
The problem for the SNP was a voter wanting to remain in the EU doesn't translate into wanting to remain in the EU at the expense of remaining in the UK. They still tried to make the argument.

With NI I suppose maintaining a fluid border with the Republic will the sticking point.

>>129177902
Kek I voted labour because there was no ukip seat.