Brit/pol/: Im fucking tired edition

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>>129172066
>Mr. Sheckelstein doesn't have enough money
>Conservashitcucks actually believe this

>Home Secretary keeps her seat by less than 400 votes

That has to be some kind of record

business idea: let the machine operators run the country

Im well fucking tired lads might go for a tactical nap

>>129172066
>Why did it happen?
you're hugely understating Corbyn's ability to make people care
it's a fucking popularity contest

Based corbyn

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DUP + TORY = BOTH GFA AND ANGLO-IRISH AGREEMENT GET TRASHED

REPEAT AFTER ME: UNITED KINGDOM OF GREAT BRITAIN AND IRELAND

REPUBLIC OF IRELAND ON SUICIDE WATCH.

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>1st for marxist madman minority government

>>129174224

>Nationalises internally

amerishart here, just woke up

did our boy corbyn win?

>>129172066
>Nigel Farage will probably go back into politics.

Is there a source for this?

>>129174210
Sinn Fein on suicide watch

IRA on suicide watch

Catty fenian refugee feet kissing papists on suicide watch

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>Labour
Do Brits not have dictionaries?

>>129174258
fuck off

>>129174224
wouldn't the army just annexe parliament at that point?

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>>129174210
>Corbyn goes underground and takes up arms with Gerry and John.

I thought we made these yonks ago as a joke.

I'm glad and not all too surprised May fucked up. Let's hope we see the back of her after this and a new Tory leader.

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Was pretty blackpilled last night but if May can hold it together the election will get them through Brexit which they've already done the parliamentary work for with time left over to change things in time for a new election after.

Don't see much changing, and she's now got 5 more years.

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bugger

>>129174265
yes, Nigel Farage

so you gonna have a coalition and everything goes back to normal? No election again in half a year?

Why is Scotland such cucks? Why would they vote Tory?

Also, it looks like the Tories need to form a coalition with the DUP, what does that mean for their brexit?

>>129174265
he said if a soft brexit looks likely he'll start campaigning again

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>If you lose the election, you win.

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May is toast, so she is.

What the fuck was up with these turnouts

I get why Lab would be getting xboxhuge numbers (young mongs), but where did the tory voters come from?

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GIVE BORIS YOUR ENERGY RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
PRESS B PRESS B PRESS B PRESS B PRESS B

>>129174354
>Why would they vote Tory?

They didn't want to leave the UK and fuck Labour

>>129174265
Are Nige said that if the coalition backslides on Brexit he will probably have to campaign for UKIP again. Nothing on him actually running it or running as MP even. Just helping UKIP out.

>>129174274
DOCTORS HAVE TAKEN AWAY THEIR LACES AND SHOEBELTS

>>129174385
UKIP

>>129174380
ARE ARLENE

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What was going through Mr Fishfinger's head at this moment?

Has Cornwall results come in yet? If not, when?

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>>129174390

B

>>129174265
Should have been watching the fucking telly you melon.

>>129174414
>THEIR LACES AND SHOEBELTS

i think you messed that up

>>129174210
GAS THE IRISH

>>129174380
>>129174400
>Boris has been slipping the roger to Arlene for the past 6 months just in case this event might arise

>>129174429
COME ON ARLENE

>>129174397

But isn't it the case that Thatcher fucked Scotland up, and that the Tories generally don't care about Scotland?

>>129174380
Fuck yes go in Arlene

https://twitter.com/NathanLeeTV/status/873093158296408064

hostage situation right now

>>129174385

UKIP

>>129174453
This guy doesn`t seem to give a fuck about anything.

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FOR THE MANY NOT THE JEW

>>129174504
Labour might work with the SNP though and fuck the SNP

>>129174390
B B B

>lose by 65 seats
>'the country has rejected the Tory politics of fear and yada yada...'

You still lost la

>>129174504
The Tory leader in Scotland has been somewhat successful in cleaning up their image.

>>129174210
wait what

redpill me on this

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It's spelled Labor you retards

>>129174534
>>129174534
>>129174534
>>129174534
>>129174534

>>129174524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxH4-aoTlTw

Probably got sick of being on hold.

>taken hostage by a knoif
THE ABSOLUTE STATE

north cornwall to tories

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>>129174380
Arlene for PM when?

Jim McDonald as home sec.

>Tory moods seems to be rallying around to shore up May - 'brexiteers don't want to rock the boat'

DUP DEAL CONFIRMED

>hates jews
>jews hate him
>hates fags
>friends with the ira
>doesn't believe in (((global warming)))
>rightfully calls out pointless jew wars as the reason for middle east problems and refugees
>is a man
>has kids (3 sons meaning he's alpha) so has invested interest in the country

why are we supposed to hate corbyn again?

>>129174524
BAN ASSAULT KNIVES

>>129174569
It seems to me they are the only party that cares about Scottish interests. Is it the possible independence referendum that makes you say fuck the SNP?
>>129174580
So it's mostly propaganda, then? The way Merkel started taking up AfD talking points to keep the right wing quiet?

>>129174602
>Some crackhead going apeshit for his giro
>Happening
Pick one

>>129174712
>doesn't believe in (((global warming)))
he wanted to convert 50% of our energy producting to renewable resources by 2030

>>129174712
>why are we supposed to hate corbyn again?

He is a communist.

>>129174712
Murdoch brainwashing

>>129174688
>fucking hate May
>but this will piss off leftists

hmm, I'm torn

>>129174688
>Tory moods seems to be rallying around to shore up May

That won't last a month. She's toast and everyone knows it.

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Morning lads
so happy that
>MAY ENTIRELY BTFO
>1000 YEAR TORY REICH BTFO

been saving this gif for today

>>129174712
We aren't, May is no better than him.
https://www.dailystormer.com/this-is-real-im-not-joking-about-endorsing-jeremy-corbyn/

>>129174788
I too fucking hate may

please some tory, knife her (politically, calm down GCHQ)

>Young Labour cucks celebrating

Fuck its just have a summer of terror attacks and civil war

>>129174316
>May has 5 more years

doubt she has 5 more days lad, politicians resign for much less because once confidence in you is eroded Parliament goes into Chaos.

>Strong and stable government

>>129174712
is that global warming shit actually true?

>>129174751
>Is it the possible independence referendum that makes you say fuck the SNP?

The SNP are 1-issue fundamentalists. Independence is literally all they care about as a party.

Sturgeon has said in every interview that the SNP "won the election in Scotland" despite the losses and will use this to say she has a mandate for an other indyref

>649 out of 650 seats

What the fuck is the last seat?

>>129174824
daily stormer is confirmed false flag honey pot

>>129174877
Kensington
they all fell asleep

>>129174877
Kinsington

>>129174832
Yeah because our current Tory government has been so effective at preventing terror attacks right?

This isn't fun anymore, I want my momentum meltdown, I was promised a momentum meltdown

they still fucking lost, how don't they get it?

>>129174354
They didn't really. It was because of split votes between the SNP and Labour

>>129174877
Kensington, Tories threw a hissy fit that they lost and everyone went to bed

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>>129174380
best news so far this morning
is boris a done deal, or could we actually get mogg or somebody else?

>>129174909
>>129174914

Makes a nice change from Tower Hamlets

>>129174832
>Terror attacks
As soon as Theresa May goes those will go away :)

>>129174947
because relative to expectations the Tories managed the biggest self-own in British political history
literally threw away a majority

>>129174832
WAHHHH I WANTED TO BE THE ONE GLOATING

>>129174947
Massive vote share increase, moderate seat increase, poised to be the government after the next election, what's not to celebrate? You can't expect to win a war in a single battle. But winning a battle is important to win the next one.

Nicky Morgan is not a very convincing tranny

>>129174946
Didn't they prevent 13 this year?

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What the fuck happened ? /ourguy/ PM ?

>>129174973

Who did tower hamlets go for?

>>129175029
You can gloat in 6 months when Boris Johnson is leading the Tories to a 600 seat supermajority

>>129174947
>They're not getting butthurt
>I'll provide the butthurt instead

>>129175082
Guess lmao

>>129174579
May lost a fucking 20% lead

How many conservative knives are out right now?

>>129174865
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/is-jeremy-corbyn-a-climate-change-sceptic-his-brother-suggests-he-could-be-a6760346.html

>>129174947
>they still fucking lost, how don't they get it?

Corbyn and his policies were supposed to be completely unelectable and give the Tories a landslide.

>>129175076
Boris could become PM yes.

>>129174873
Well, if I am scottish and I think the UK is just using me as a tool to pass policy in England, who else should I vote for?

>>129174949
Aha, that's what it was. I was wondering how it could have happened; it seems to me that support for an indyref should have just been growing since Brexit.

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Do the Irish MPs get paid if they don't participate?

>>129175029

You can have a few hours of gloating then we get a BoJo led Tory-DUP coalition and an election in October.

>>129175009
>>129175047
They still lost

Austeriy will continue, the tories will still be in government, all of their shit about forcing nurses onto foodbanks and muh enn aych ess privatisation, all of that shit will continue

Or, could it be that this whole corbyn wankathon is not about actual meaningful change of governance and is instead about jerking it to some inane middle-class spectacle? Surely not.

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Was brexit a mistake?

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>He fell for the shy Tory vote meme

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>>129174310
Hillary, Le Pen, and now May. Three prominent examples of Western female "leadership" fails. Merkel has long been controversial. Confidence in "strong womyn" must be reaching record lows. Maybe civilization has a chance.

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>>129172066
>tfw no qt3.14 DUP gf

>>129174947
By what metric is a 10% gain on the vote share, and closing 43-41 with the Tories from the mid 20s, a loss?

This is Labours largest singular gain in living memory and it's all thanks to Tory arrogance.

They did the same thing to Labour that they did to Hillary Clinton, Artists, magazines, parties for teenagers, "free shit"...
That`s dumb as fuck, seems like here when people go around giving 50 R$ bills for a vote.

Finally that anti semites are into power they turn out to be terrorist apologists and okay with muslims. There really is no way to save europe.

D....D....DUP

D....D....DUP

D....D....DUP

D....D....DUP

>>129175128
oh yeaaa I forgot his brother was a skeptic.

>>129175218
THEY'RE NOT IN GOVERNMENT

DO YOU FUCKING RETARDS EVEN UNDERSTAND THE GAME

IT'S LIKE TALKING TO A BRICK WALL

>>129175131
Wasn't the main reason they overperformed the youth actually voting?
I don't think anyone should fucking celebrate because the university communists helped someone.

>>129175047
>poised to be the government after the next election

May lost because she is May. You could have run a toaster and it would have beaten Corbyn. The only reason he got so far is because she ran on a platform of stealing from the elderly, killing foxes, taking lunches away from kids, and ruining the internet. Removing human rights. She could not have run a worse campaign. And Labour still did not take it.

>>129174548
Speaking of which, have we heard from Blair on Corbyn getting over 250 seats?

I think we can all agree it was great seeing the SNP getting BTFO

James Forsyth talking sense

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>Labour couldn't even win against one of the worst Conservative campaigns in recent years

second election when

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>>129175222

Didn't May say some retarded shit about censoring the internet or something? Why is this a surprising result

White people has officially been cancelled.

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>Brit/pol/ and Reddit shills push for Corbyn over May
>UKIP votes end up going to the Labour party
>weak Tory minority govt with DUP backing will struggle to pass Brexit legislation
>Brexit will most likely be soft (pointless)

Well fucking done. Now we're gonna get shat on.

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https://twitter.com/ClarkeMicah/status/873099670255357952
>suitably smug

>>129175264
Tory's lost their absolute majority and 20% lead.
This is a fucking dumpsterfire for may

>>129175311
they'll wanna avoid that

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I warned you.

http://hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2015/09/labour-has-a-real-leftyso-can-we-have-proper-conservatives.html

>>129175172
>the tories will still be in government
what part of not establishing a majority do you not understand

>>129172066
Mr Prime Minister will rule the waves

>>129175360
BUT

LABOUR

WILL

NOT

FORM

A

GOVERNMENT

>>129175269
The Tories also ran an absolutely shit campaign on the basis that the election was in the bag. They deserved this.

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IRELAND PLS SAVE ME

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>indyref 2 cancelled

Ah good. Now I go back to not caring about what happens now

So glad that Angus is gone

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>>129175302
>Conservatives couldn't even win when they were up against the party with Jeremy 'IRA is OK' Corbyn and Diane 'I Don't Feel British' Abbott

>>129175196
Imagine if Clinton won, France reacts negatively to globalism without a controversial figurehead of nationalism to counter it (Trump) and elected Le Pen

You'd have May/Le Pen/Clinton/Merkel all at the same time. That amount of women could probably sync up.

>>129175302
It wasn't even one of the worst Conservative campaigns, it was one of the worst across all the parties.

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>>129175218
Exactly. They regained numbers that we saw Gordon fucking Brown win.
This isn't some spectacular revalation on Corbyn's part. It just shows he isn't a complete failure and will stick around as leader.

>>129175160
All MPs get paid, it was actually a big debate way back in 1911 whether MPs should be paid since it was thought you should do it for free out of patriotism.

>>129175264
yeah they aren't the government but they stole key Tory consistences (Labour has never EVER held Canterbury and took it) and have undermined a definite Tory majority

>>129175264
So Theresa May won by losing seats to the point they need to rely on the DUP for a majority - in an election she called when she didn't have to - and this makes a Labour loss? I'm sorry you're upset by this but Labour has every right to be happy.

>>129174773
So?? Running out of fossil fuels is a very real problem that has nothing to do with global warming

>>129175366
What part of governmental policy making do you not understand?

What can Labour ACTUALLY DO?

>>129175160
pls answer

>>129175186
explain Scotland

>>129175334
Not really, they do it anyway, 3rd world.
They are outting the remaining President because his campaign stole money from public companies to finance almost 30X more the amount of money the adversary used.
And after they won they siphoned more public money, things here are out of this world.

>>129175436
By all do you even mean the ones who lose their seats?

>>129175445
Am I being memed on? Are you really this dense?

>>129175269
Students would get loads of gibs from Jezza. Simple as.

Kids who are just about old enough to vote have slipped their shafts up the countries backside because 'muh debt'

isn't it time for may's speech?

>>129175073
They fact they had 13 to stop should probably be ringing alarm bells.

>>129175451
wait for them to call another election and then continue their moment forward obviously
i never said Labour were in power, nobody did, but they made huge enormous previously unheard of gains on a far-left platform, and the Tories floundered and lost hard.

>>129175440
But they're not in government, they can't do anything

>>129175445

Small club mentality mate. No wonder Corbyn's an Arsenal fan.

>>129175421
>and will stick around as leader.

Well, I'm not sure about this. It seems to me that Labour isn't a left wing party, and having a leftist as their leader doesn't sit well with them.

WHAT PRICE WILL DUP DEMAND???

We lost the match 4-3 instead of 4-2!
>Labour

I don't see how May can even face walking into parliament again.

All anyone needs to do is say "strong and stable" and everyone laughs at her.

I know this is a success for Labour but still they faced the worst Conservative campaign in years and didn't even become the largest party

>>129175532
Oh, they can wait

Wait to play the game again

So they didn't win the game this time

So they lost

May got absolutely BTFO and she is arrogant as fuck to stay on after her shitshow of a campaign

So is Brexit happening or not?

>>129175547
reinvading the Republic.

>>129175547
Open border with Republic of Ireland (and so with the EU by default)

>>129175547

Invasion of Ireland.

What do you guys have against Ireland?
I like the Irish, they talk funny and drink a lot.

>>129175507
Listen, this is an upset for Tory voters, but there's no need to call names over it.

>>129175264
We understand the situation you cretin, the point is Labour are moving in a positive direction (good for them in the long run) and Tories are moving in a negative direction (bad for them in short and long run).

What part of that do you not understand?

I would like Boris as PM. The country's going to shit anyway, we may as well have a good laugh as it happens.

>>129175578
You should think long and hard about why literally everyone but you is seeing this election as being Labour making massive gains and the Conservatives making huge losses.

>>129175544
They can't get rid of Corbyn after those gains.
If he had crashed and burned like expected they would

>>129175547
The head of Gerry Adams

>>129175547
ban contraception

>>129175547
GAS THE TAIGS

anyone who voted labour or posting corbyn pictures ITT fucking kys, you just put another nail in britains long fucking rotten coffin

>>129175630
They kept planting fucking nail bombs in England

>>129175559
Only 4-3 would be a win, a majority.
The conservatives don't have a majority.

>>129175544
After this result, Blairism is dead in the Labour party.

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>>129175675

Kuenssberg is looking knackered now.

>>129175679
#notallpaddys

Tories (without Theresa May)+DUP (irish UKIP) is the best coalition ever, isn't it?

>>129174347
half a year max

Tory backbenchers hate all things that aren't exactly in only their interest & cause horrifying pain to everyone else.

The Irish are Irish. They'll plant bombs among civilians before they'll compromise or lose face.

Brexit is successfully derailed by Scotland spiting itself & voting blue.

>>129175709
those glasses aren't foolling anyone

>>129175704
>>129175709
Nice

>>129174598
(you)

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>>129175709
south korea o_______________o

>>129175704
>>129175709
PROLE MINDS

>>129175659
>thrown across the dispatch box at Corbyn.
>before Bojo comes up behind him and whispers
>you're next

>>129175704
>>129175709
Fug

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>>129175704
>>129175709

>>129175160
they get some money, but not everything. they still do work to represent their constituents to some degree.

http://www.sinnfein.ie/contents/16460

wonder who Laura's sources are.

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Where has Diane Abbott gone?

>>129175709
hey jezza

>>129175410
>Conservatives couldn't even win
enjoy your tory/dup majority

>>129175577
Only because Corbyn was starting from a very low point. Miliband would have won this election in a landslide if he was still the leader.

I love waking up to tory tears

>>129175635
I'm not even a tory, I'm glad the DUP have them by the balls

>>129175645
"moving in a positive direction" is not winning. It may be suggestive of a future win but you did not win. You cannot dispute that

>>129175653
You're seeing it that way because you're a labour mong that doesn't understand how policy is made

All this shows is that all this shit about corbyn actually helping people and shit means nothing to you cretins, you don't actually care about power and using power to help people, it's just a big middle-class revolutionary LARP to you mongs

>>129175704
breddy gud

>>129174845
nobody to replace her. Tories want her to either push on through or take all the bullets

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>>129175704
>>129175709

>>129175578
Yeah and Iceland only made it to quarter finals last eurocup and didn't win.
What a bunch of losers

>>129175679
The IRA?
We had this problem here but with communists, they used to plant bombs in the doors of schools or kidnap people.
Our government killed a bunch of them but they entered our system of education and midia - the ones that weren`t terrorists.
40 years of pure Marxism+Cultural marxism right after a military regime, we`re in deep shit atm.

>>129175713
Was the same last year. Frazzled as fuck.

>>129175655

They've been trying to get rid of him despite their gains in polls for a long time, why stop now?

>>129175697
At most, why not expect a Hillary Clinton style, "talk a leftist game but still run center right candidates" Labour?

>>129175395
I know, the things May said were fucking insane.
But doesn't that basically mean that if they remove May for being a retard, put someone else in charge the tories could recover?
The Labour party also lost the youth vote now because the youth is fucking retarded and not winning just confirms to them that voting is stupid.

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>>129172066
>has mass terrorist attacks
>votes for more of them
AHAHAHA English cucks

>>129175764
>nothing personnel

>>129175452
Sinn Fein MPs don't receive salary but they are allowed to claim parliamentary expenses.

>>129175813
Hope the DUP don't force them to soften brexit too much though

Is there any chance we could have a porous border with the ROI without freedom of movement with the rest of the EU?

>>129175813
Yes, we're literally *ALL* seeing it that way. The Conservative media, the Centrist media, the Conservative Party itself, everyone. Well done, little chap.

Weak and womanly leadership

>>129175851
>The Labour party also lost the youth vote
Wot

>>129175849
>They've been trying to get rid of him despite their gains in polls for a long time, why stop now?
There's no shield as good as results in politics.
Same reason CDU will never get rid of Merkel while she still wins

what does this mean for my free uni, btw? am i guaranteed to be in ~40k+ debt because of some jewess now?

>>129175849
>At most, why not expect a Hillary Clinton style, "talk a leftist game but still run center right candidates" Labour?

That's almost exactly what Blairism was. New Labour was a thing after they gave up on socialism in 1997.

lol and I thought America had it bad. Britain is just as much of a political mess as USA.

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Why didn't he campaign like this?

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>>129175785
Probably still trying to figure out if this means she won or not.

>>129175813
>I'm not even a tory, I'm glad the DUP have them by the balls

I am a conservative party member. Labour had a better manifesto and ran a better campaign. This is their victory and Theresa May should be ashamed of her hubris. I'm glad of this result because it was the slap to the face that was needed.

>>129175907
>free

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TORIES AT 318

>>129175907
It means you'll pay for your own education and not for the education of some feminist dance therapy student

>Young people voted Labour for free education
>Young people voted Labour because they're working in McDonald's after finishing lucrative psychology degree.

>>129174453
Is that Boris Johnson? That can't possibly be a real picture. The Brits don't use AKs.

>>129175984
>I am a conservative party member.

lmao, fuck off nonce

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Ummm soo

Would you vote for him?

>>129176038
"no"

May better leave

Seriously Labour was a dead party in 2015 & Brexit in 2016 was the nail in the coffin

She fucked up so hard, she makes Cameron look so god damn good

I couldn't be more pleased with this result if Labour had won.

Fuck Brexit, fuck May, fuck the Tories, fuck Labour.

This is a big (middle class polite) middle finger to just about everybody.

Its not a great shock, you have parties which don't represent the separations in the people or the issues

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>>129175977

>>129176058
No

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>>129175977
tfw no Friends Party candidate standing in your area.

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>>129176058
I don't think so.

>>129176065
You have to go back

>>129175898
As in they won't vote again.
The youth is now mostly spoiled fucks.
If they don't get their way they just think that it proves them right, voting is dumb and they won't come out in massive numbers again.
If Labour had won you would be even more fucked because it would have made the youth realize their vote matters, but since the Labour failed to get a majority despite of May's stupidity they'll just revert to how they were before, complaining nonstop but not voting

>>129176064
She can't leave until brexit is done and dusted, else her party will be weakened even more

>>129174949
I'm looking through some of the blue seats in Scotland - is this really the case? For example, Moray:
Tories gain 16.5% of the vote compared to last time
Labour gains 1%
SNP loses 10%

You see the same thing in Gordon, nearly, where Tories gained 30%, Labour 6, and SNP lost 12.
Seems to me that, for some reason, people went straight from voting SNP to voting Conservative.

Conservatives still hold more power though right ? And are only 8 Seats from a majority ?

I don't see how labour calls this a win. It's not like they can pass legislation. CONS make a fe concessions and still enact their policies and wait for a better moment to go to the polls. It's not "Huge Victory for Labour".
CONS are still in a good position strategically.

Fucking animeposters play chess with me NOW

>>129176106
She will be laughed out of the EU. It's not even worth her while turning up.

what's the deal with Sinn Fein

>>129176002
Is the implication that he's an IRA guy? If so, probably.

>>129176121
No they aren't
They threw away a huge majority and now have to partner with actual far-right nutters to hold onto a slim one
How is that a good position strategically

Scotland here. What is wrong with us? Why do we always fuck everything up for everyone? Can someone give me a quick rundown of what's likely to happen now? DUP +Foodbank party could form a majority, but I'm hoping for Corbyn as PM to spite the witch and her Norman allies.

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>ANOTHER ELECTION

ARE U KIDDING ME?

unelectable

>>129175984
Agreed

>>129176063
Look, either you're a reddit tourist that thinks that saying you're a tory member will somehow boost your argument, or you're actually a bluepilled faggot who literally, LITERALLY gives money to the tory party to import shitskins by the truckload

Either way, wtf are you doing here?

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I choose chaos.

>>129172066
Was gutted last night. But this morning more positive. That scruffy commie cunt isn't in Govt. DUP as based and pro Brexit.

>>129176099
You have a point but I doubt the labour shilling will stop here. They know what they need to do to continue winning seats

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>>129176013
it's all tumbling down

who's feeding Laura her info?

>>129172066
She should resign, it is her fault that the cons lost.
She should have never called that election, now brits have no brexit. She has always been a remainer and we shouldn't have trusted her.
Fuck that bitch, Johnson should have been the PM. I really hope she resigns and a new election with Johnson as the leader is held. Johnson led a great brexit campaign with Farage. She fucking fucked it up so bad.

>>129176152
You learn about fucking Sinn Fein in school, bruv.

May going to Queen at lunchtime

>>129176121
Conservatives are okay for now, but first sign of wobble or brexit negotiation meltdown and its curtains for them.

If Labour can consolidate and stop fighting each other as well, they have a strong platform to launch the next election

>>129176236
heer suurces

>>129176106
Her plans for Brexit are now completely ruined. She ran this election saying she wanted to get a mandate for them.

T H E A B S O L U T E B O Y

>>129174598
Who the hell do you think invented the English language? Its Labour, burger.

>>129175264
No one expected to Labour to win this election, not even Labour. This election was called by May to try and gain more power. Instead, she's been completely fucking neutered and Labour has seen their biggest rise in seats since 1945. This is big for Labour.

>>129176121
The only people calling it a win are Corbynists, because now Corbyn will stay on as head of labour. Labour voters calling it a win are deluded.

Tory/DUP majority will happen, with 328 majority.

The real winners and losers are...

Tories - Win
DUP - Win
Labour - Lose
Corbyn - WIn
May - Lose

Honestly most of our problems would be solved if the voting age was raised to 35.

Could the DUP demand an end to Irish citizens voting in Northern Ireland?

>>129174275
Labour has a u in it you yankee cunt.

>>129176206
I prefer the phrase "coalition of doom"

>>129176245
MAMA

OOOOOOH

>>129176244
not in my school

>>129176118
Roughly half of SNP voters voted for brexit, and the SNP have been trying to leverage brexit as a reason for another independence referendum so that Scotland can remain in the EU.

That's probably the reason for that sort of thing.

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Can someone explain to an Ameribro what is the significance of a "hung parliament?" I know they need to attempt a coalition, but if they're unsuccessful are we looking at another election?

>>129176207
same desu.

I think May has to go now.

>MAY TO VISIT PALACE AT 12.30 TO ASK HER MAJ FOR PERMISSION TO FORM A GOVERNMENT.

Brexit cancelled.

>>129176281
Pretty much this.

And Boris wins.

>>129175901

But Merkel bends in the face of pressure, like she did with the AfD. Corbyn doesn't, and he's running against what most of his party wants, ie. center right policy.

>>129175929
So you think Labour, despite all of the resistance from the press and from within Labour, will return to being a leftist party?

>>129176329
Well basically it means you should hang yourself.

>>129176198
What if I'm both? Why didn't you account for that?

>>129176177
well it's a mix since indyref is dead in the water which is a HUGE burden off them going into brexit, and they have a perfect mandate for soft brexit, which is exactly what we'll get. If you think May didn't engineer this you are retarded, obviously she knew she was pushing a bad campaign and unpopular policies.

>>129176271
So by what mechanism will Corbyn be implementing his manifesto?

MAY WILL NOT RESGIN

>>129176309
You are fake news

>>129176312
>life had just begun
>and now I've gone and thrown it all away

>>129176365
>ID: jeZ
Corbyn confirmed

>>129172066
The meme in this post is absolute merchant tier btw. If you can't afford to pay your employees a living wage then fuck off and take your (((business))) elsewhere, Mordechai

>>129176361
kek'd

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>>129176329
No clear majority by any party.

>>129176177
>far right nutters
what are you on lad? there aren't any far right nutters in parliament. plenty of far left ones though.

>>129176177
>far right nutters propping them up

Good maybe they will actually be conservative

>>129176190
No fucking referendum that's why.

The SNP losing seats to libs dems, labour and tories is absolute bliss

>>129176329
means were fucking hung mate massive dick init

NEW

>>129176242
>>129176242
>>129176242

MAY GOING TO SEE THE QUEEN

/POL/ LABOUR KEKS BTFO ONCE AGAIN

Best comment on the Election so far courtesy of Charlie Brooker

"I suppose the history books will say Theresa May poured her legacy into an upturned crash helmet and shat in it"

The headline on Sky Jews is that May will ask permission to form a government.

>>129176281
You mean:
>The real winners and losers are...
UK Ctizens - Lose

>>129176354
>So you think Labour, despite all of the resistance from the press and from within Labour, will return to being a leftist party?

Yes. This is an enormous win for Corbyn and if he stays on then he's one more Tory fuck up away from being PM. His enemies within the party have been completely and utterly BTFO.

>>129176412
read up on the DUP

>>129176329
essentially, yes.

>>129176397
fuggg you got me

Did May finally end the meme that female deserve to be world leaders?

>>129176337
DUP are pro-brexit, however we will might to stay in the single market in order to keep an open border with Ireland.

>>129176329
No party has a majority and therefore no government can be formed. If no parties can come to an agreement to work together and form a coalition (add their seats together to get a majority in parliament) then another election happens

>>129176329
Depends. They carry on minority gov or call election with probably a change of leader.

>>129176430
>Charlie brooker

Leftist cuck.

Honestly Labour has won this election for the simple fact they won't have to handle Brexit and won't deal with the backlash from anything negative that stems from it.

Corbyn is just playing the long game and understands a small step now is a victory in the next election.

>>129176354
Most of his party isn't anything like center-right, stop chalking 'brexit' up with being right wing, it's an apolitical movement.

>>129176324

Huh. So there exists a sizeable portion of Scottish voters who want to leave the EU, but want to stay in the UK, but hate Thatcher and conservative UK politics?

Is that not a little contradictory?

>>129174423
>>129174526
>>129174385
Not really UKIP, more UKIP voters went to Labour than to cons.

>>129176374
>Based Mummy was playing 10D chess XD that's why eight of her top picks lost their seats
you are a fucking mark.

>>129176443
Not now DUP are involved, this could have positive effects for any nationalists.

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>>129175704
>>129175709
FUCKING hivemind

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>>129176448
>DUP
>far-right
fucking hell lad

>>129176534
No it couldn't. It could have positive effects for Northern Irish business owners.

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>Torycucks

>>129176517
source?