Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 54th edition

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SEIZING THESE MEANS

Any news on a Blairite split?

meanwhile
www facebook com/jamesjohnson391/posts/1472794242743651

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wtf is that thing in the middle?

MEDIA AND EU MEMED CORBYN THE SAME WAY WE MEMED TRUMP AND BREXIT

Corbyn gave us a far right coalition

thank you dumbfuck

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J U S T

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JUST

You fools, what have you unleashed!
DUP wants to see a working Assembly and Executive as the best form of government for all our people.
We will judge any deal against five core tests set out in the manifesto.
We support the continued increases in the National Living Wage.
We will support proposals to further increase the personal tax allowance.
We support the maintenance of the pensions triple lock.
The DUP will resist any assault on important universal benefits.
We want to build a globally competitive economy.
We support the delivery of an ambitious new Industrial Strategy
We are committed to improving public services.
We support the continuation of the UK’s independent nuclear deterrent.
The DUP will resist attempts to rewrite the past.
The DUP will work to get the best deal for Northern Ireland as the UK leaves the European Union.
We are committed to see the development of a real respect agenda.

>The DUP will resist attempts to rewrite the past.
What did they mean by this?

>>129172079
the black knight

>>129171977
Wenger in or out?

Say it with me

"PRIME MINISTER BORIS JOHNSON"

>>129172079
Lord Buckethead

Are the DUP brexit friendly?

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>>129172097
>tories
>far right

anon...

>decide to make a thread for once,
>BR beats me to it

Never mind then.

>>129172153
relatively

Are Labour MPs all like "wtf I love Corbyn now!"?

>>129172079
Space lord Buckethead.

>>129172171
he thinks DUP will somehow force the tories to become anti-immigration

>>129172126
>>The DUP will resist attempts to rewrite the past.
>What did they mean by this?

No more white guilt about potato niggers.

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Could the best leader the Tories never had become the best leader they ever had?

>May forced to resign
>Coalition with BASED DUP

I'm actually not unhappy about this boys.

>Tory and DUP
Should we be happy? Tories had some bullshit policies anyways and their stance on immigration was disappointing. How are the DUP? I've hear they're pretty right wing.

>>129172126
That they are easily distracted babies who are not to be trusted.

>>129172126
I think they mean they don't want a second referendum, but it could be secret Irish speak, for all I know.

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>we allowed women to vote

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>>129172115

>>129172126
oh shit an actual conservative government

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>this "Eddie" character

Is he e-famous on another board or something?

What a trainwreck

>>129172242
DUP and Tories are trash headed by two insane power-addicts unable to take responsibility for literally anything

>>129172234
he doesn't want to lead. He is only being a minister to best possible result for brexit.

If Corbyn can create unity in the party, say by appointing yvette cooper to shadow home sec, jarvis shadow defence, forget about trident as an issue, they're going to win the next election

Things can only go down from here for the conservatives.

The key, most crucial thing however is that the SNP defense has been broken, and scottish seats are now back in play. Corbyn definitely needs to promote some scottish MPs to the shadow cabinet to push forward up there.

So is Brexit happening or not?

>>129172085
lmao

Any future Tory government will have to capture a percentage of the women and youth vote. Will they want to be in a formal coalition with a party that is anti-abortion that is so riddled by anti-homosexual feeling?

>>129172283
dumb frogposter

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Enough of this shit, post slags

So why do SF not take their seats?

>>129172156
>*ahem* BRRRRRRRRRAPPPPPPPPPPPP

Where did all the Tory shills go?

>>129172242
May won't resign until Brexit is done and dusted. She may be under the influence of Boris and Davis more though

Scared that the coalition will only have a very weak majority that could be worn down by by-elections and defections

>>129172242
They should pick some tough DUP negotiators to go to Brussels.

>>129172089
SHILLS ON THE NET.
MEMES ON THE FACEBOOK.
MEDIA TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH MOMENTUM HE HAS.
CORBYN ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT LITTLE MAN VS STATE.
ONLY VISITED HIS OWN RALLIES.

>>129172276
They hate faggots, it's great news for right wingers.

>>129172276
DUP are North Korea-tier

>PM has no intention of resigning - working to form a govt based on being largest party in seats and votes

Yeah.....noooo

I am really warming to the idea of a Tory-DUP government. I like the idea of the Conservatives being held at gunpoint by actual conservatives.

>>129172344
They don't recognise the jurisdiction of the UK over Northern Ireland

It has nothing to do with MPs having to swear allegiance to the queen, as some might tell you

>>129172344
they won't pledge allegiance to the queen

also FOY and use google

>>129172097
>>129172218
>>129172242
>>129172276
>>129172287
You deluded fucks mean the same DUP that has a feminist leaderess?

Think again, you dense motherfuckers.

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Proof why the young should not vote.

"Gimme dat" attitudes and brainwashing from lack of life experience.
Time to take that job abroad. I'll be off in August then like the yearly 110,000 whites fleeing Britainistan. Farewell blighty.

UK is now fucked both politically and demographically. There's no coming back from it without a widespread race war and that won't happen with the retarded youth who think the white decline is a good thing and destruction of morality is progression.

Pic related was the racial demographic as of 2011. White includes all other native European groups not just native Brits. 2021 will be horrific.

>>129172369
Drunk Northern Irishmen are scary as fuck, Juncker will be quaking in his high heels

How badly do we lose the second referendum lads?

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Jesus Christ, she makes Nicola sturgeon look like a mild mannered receptionist.

What a woman..I hope she is as based in policies than she is in looks.

>>129172420
>being held at gunpoint
Probably literally.

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Only Labour could celebrate a 3rd defeat in a row

>>129172276
They're going to push for softest brexit possible

The next week of negotiations going to be a shitshow

>>129172408
How can one woman be so continually retarded? How can the main two parties seem to have leaders trying to sabotage their own party and yet increase their combined vote share to 83%?

>>129172436
There was a Sinn Fein MP last night who *literally* said the exact words about the Queen

TORY - DUP GOVERNMENT

LED BY BORIS JOHNSON

LABOUR UTTERLY BTFO

TORY - DUP GOVERNMENT

LED BY BORIS JOHNSON

LABOUR UTTERLY BTFO

TORY - DUP GOVERNMENT

LED BY BORIS JOHNSON

LABOUR UTTERLY BTFO

TORY - DUP GOVERNMENT

LED BY BORIS JOHNSON

LABOUR UTTERLY BTFO

TORY - DUP GOVERNMENT

LED BY BORIS JOHNSON

LABOUR UTTERLY BTFO

>>129172408
this minority government would probably get in by a parliament vote. DUP and some SNP would side with a Tory goverment over Labour

The DUP website's down, too much traffic

>Unionist party
Thatcher is rolling in her grave

>>129172491
Then they don't understand their own position on the matter

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Anyone remember the election where that 'neo-nazi' website backed an antifa candidate? Weird stuff.

>>129172448
So?

Thatcher was one of our most right wing stanced leaders in history.

>mandate for breakfast

>>129172450

Where are you fleeing to?

Is she gonna resign or should I go to bed.

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>>129172336

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>>129172377
>>129172378
>Anti gay
>Best Korea tier

Nice.

But what are the chances of the tory party fracturing in the next five years? If May panders towards DUP then she's bound to piss off some of the more left-leaning tories

>mandate for breakfast

hheheheh

>>129172605
dumb frogposter

>Corbyn: we won this election
>Interviewer: but you lost. you didn't get close to enough seats
>Corbyn [rattled]: w-w-w-we got more votes and some more seats than last time
lmao

>>129172598
It's 9am you should have just woken up

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WELL DONE LABOUR
WELL DONE LABOUR
HOWEVER...

>>129172598
I tried to go to bed at 6, m8. There's no use.

>>129172598
Nothings going to happen for a while.

>>129172555
Find one, just one instance of Thatcher appealing to namecalling anybody a "misogynist". I'll wait.

When will he have confirmation of the Govt?

>Labour win in Kensington
I guess that dementia tax really fucked May up

>>129172559
>>129172613
They're all starving after staying up all night

Another seat for Tori KEK

>>129172531
unionist as in, UNITED KINGDOM, not as in trade unions

>>129172675
Nobody knows, literally nobody on this earth

>>129172641
I should have. But I stayed up all night thinking muh 1000 year tory reich and it never ended. So here I am and my sleep schedule is ruined.

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I fucking hate living in nottingham

may is a stupid cunt

>>129171977
>Theresa May has no intention of resigning
You have got to be fucking kidding me. Will her own party put up with this?

>>129172646
>Democratic unionist party will aly with conservatives
>SNP destroyed in Scotland

the union is alive and well, Republic of Ireland capitulation when?

>>129172675
when Mummy feels ready to leave her safehouse

>>129172628

Kek, embarrassing to watch.

What the fuck, people said Sky Jews was right-wing, they are shilling for the left for more than 2 hours now.

>>129172724
it's a nice town, very bougie

>>129172724
oi mate don't chat shit bout notts yea come bang u out

t. bestwood crew

Fire up those Punished Mummy memes.

ANOTHER SEAT FOR TORY

316 + 10 DUP = MAJORITY

hahahahahha of fuck

May is FUCKED

>Majority of your voters are elderly
>Attempt to impose a scapegoat tax on them 2 weeks before a huge and important election

Is May a legitimate retard? She's crippled the country's chances for a decent deal. Literally the only good thing to come from it is a few tory remoaners lost their seats hard.

>>129172745
Her resigning now before the government is sorted would be a catastrophe. Especially since she never bothered to appoint a Deputy PM.

One way or another she WILL go once there's a working government deal in place

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>>129172354

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>Prime Minister, I'm DUP

>>129172752
This, if the Tory+DUP coalition goes through, expect some tough policies from the UK in regards to the Republic.

>>129172767
Every tv channel was anti-brexit, which is what the election was really about.

Raise the voting age to 25.

>>129172794
Weak and shaky leadership

EU is probably laughing at the shitshow May brought down on herself by signing on with a soft Brexit party

>b-but Brexit means Brexit guys!

>>129172860
God, the sort of mental anti-terror shit the DUP will want is going to be spectacular

>may is consolidating as we speak

She needs to be stopped now

I don't care if her advisors are mongs, the responsibility lies with her

>>129172097
>gave us

You will never be a Brit. Be proud of your country please, darkie

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the death of UKIP

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>>129172493
>tory boys STILL in denial

When are you going to learn?

>>129172853
You don't get to bring friends.

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>>129172852
not sure what is more cringe

>>129172861
>anti-brexit
No fun allowed.

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>>129172873
this, NOW

wtf is a soft brexit

>>129172448
DUP is true right wing

>Social conservative
>anti gay
>anti abortion
>British nationalist
>Eurosceptic
>Loyalist.

Unfortunately they've indicated they don't want a coalition but will back the Tories on any votes.

Lads this is actually a good thing for /ourguys/ in the Tory party desu. They'll have far more power now.

DUP policy on Brexit. Doesn't look terrible, except for somehow wanting EU gibs
Main pledges

Get the best possible Brexit deal for NI
Strengthen relations with rest of UK and ensure there are no internal borders
Ensure there is a "frictionless" border between NI and the Republic of Ireland
Ensure NI has ability to opt in to EU funding when it is proven to add value
End jurisdiction of European Court of Justice and increase control over UK laws

>>129172853
>you don't get to bring fenians

>>129172897
If Pakis can become Brit, then so can I

>>129172910
You've lost.

>>129172899
literally laughing out loud at all the out of touch manchildren on here that wasted their votes on these morons

Brexit cancelled :'(

>>129172910
>Implying Corbyn will make it to the next election
Old fucker is running out of time.

>>129172646
BRAVO LABOR

>>129172963
they can't

They are 100% gonna be able to form a DUP and Tory government right lads? if they do, it's perfect. Having another general election now would be disastrous. They need to wait a couple of years and let the labour momentum die down

>>129172724
At least the gays annoy the pakis

>>129172955
>Ensure NI has ability to opt in to EU funding when it is proven to add value
Good luck

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>>129172626

>>129172873
Why actually bother having to campaign when you can simply ban them from voting?

ANOTHER SEAT FOR TORY

NOW 317

>>129172985
>67 years old still doing rallies
hell be fine

SE Cornwall to CON

Oh fuck off you blairite sheep shagging scum, you knew all along Corbyn was the right leader for labour.

>>129172999
>Labour momentum
>Die down
>Conservatives have to do a brexit deal that is likely to please no-one and full of concessions
>thinking that Corbyn isn't destined for No. 10

>>129172945
Not really.

>>129172893
Expect the Belfast Agreement to be trashed.

so basically brexit is gonna be soft unless we have another election ay lads

D......D......DUP

D......D......DUP

D......D......DUP

D......D......DUP

D......D......DUP

D......D......DUP

PUNISHED MAY
A MUMMY BETRAYED BY HER HOMELAND

>>129173050
>sheep shagging
There is nothing wrong with sheep fucking

>>129172930
>soft brexit
Ditch the good things about brexit. Basically not a real brexit.

>Labour standing by to form a minority government

What's the endgame?

Do they know how this works?

Why give you supporters false hope?

>>129173050
The only reason Labour MPs hated Corbyn was they thought he would lose them loads of seats. Nothing to do with his hard left marxism.

Why is the pound dropping so hard lads?

I lost quite a bit of money today because of it

>>129172971

I was Labour but shilled so fucking hard for UKIP on here

>>129173156
they're literally high on the result I think
Corbyn looked stoned in that interview

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>>129173123

>>129173029
You deteriorate faster as you get older.

>>129173123
A mummy betrayed by her "children"

>>129173142
Either you leave the EU or you don't what's soft or hard about it?

>>129172450
Grass is always greener kid. Its not just britain going that way.

>>129173162
no they hated corbyn because he was a genuine bonafide socialist and that made the tory-lite blairites mad as fuck.

>>129172930
Norway model. Pay in for single market, still have free movement.

>>129173016
dumb frogposter

He actually did it the absolute madman.

>yfw corbyn calls up his ira buddies and forms a coalition with sinn fein

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>scot """"""""""""conservatives"""""""""""""" have a lesbian leader

>>129173187
it's sad, I said before Brexit they'd be over as a political force if Leave won, and people were honestly fighting me on it. very strange.

>>129172186
yes they were doing that all last night

>>129173162
lol no

>>129173185
good, manage your money better zizek

>>129173156
god imagine, minority labour government for a few months and they get ABOLISHED in the GE following. would be worth it for the dank PM jezza memes and salty labour tears t b h

>>129172930
Half Brexit. Half Remain.

It's what the Globalists want. Essentially you've left a few parts of the EU but still have the weekly tribute tax,all the regulations, all the migration, all the laws made by Brussels etc

>>129173203
he works out

>>129173203
Trump is 70odd and is in far worse shape physically than Corbyn, Corbs will be fine

>>129173024
>implying campaigning makes a difference to the brainwashed students in their hugboxes

>>129173232
not enough votes

DUP+Con is 327

>>129173185

Its stabilising a bit now, some people were concerned it could fall 10% at one point if Labour looked towards a majority.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4582010/I-dumped-text-London-Bridge-jihadi.html

>The jilted boyfriend of London Bridge terrorist Rachid Redouane's wife has told how she dumped him by text message to begin her new life with the jihadi. Phillip Nowell said he had been separated from girlfriend Charisse O'Leary for a few months when she began secretly seeing Moroccan mass murderer Redouane.

>Within just 12 weeks of ending the relationship, Charisse, 38, married Redouane, 30, one of three men who murdered eight people in Saturday night's Borough Market atrocity. Phillip said he was stunned to be dumped by text and even more surprised when he learned she had so quickly wed in Dublin, Ireland.

If Charisse and Rachid couldn't make it work, what hope is there for the rest of us?

D......D......DUP

D......D......DUP

D......D......DUP

D......D......DUP

D......D......DUP

D......D......DUP.

>>129173238
The full name is the Conservative & Unionist Party

There's a reason we use Tory as the party name. They're conservatives only in that they don't want constitutional change.

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>why yes I did vote Labour

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>>129172985

Turns out that left wing ecological healthy lifestyle is good for old age.

>>129172955
>Get the best possible Brexit deal for NI
This means they want to stay in the single market.
>Ensure NI has ability to opt in to EU funding when it is proven to add value
This means they want EU gibs.
>ensure there are no internal borders
>Ensure there is a "frictionless" border between NI and the Republic of Ireland
These two combined basically means free movement of people.

>>129173279
Good lord, I better sell soon and recover at least a little bit of money before I'm left with nothing at all

>>129173270
Yeah and in 5 years from now he'll be significantly worse

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A CONSERVATIVE GOVERNMENT.

GIVEN TO ENGLAND BY SCOTLAND.

BACKED UP BY NORTHERN IRISH UNIONISTS.

>>129173227
>>129173264
why live

>>129173384
>Want to stay in Single Market
>Want to leave ECJ

pick one

>>129173375
>smith machine
>not low-bar squatting
Maximum cringe.

>>129173401
why does everyone think the next election will be in five years
it will be before 2019

>>129173399
why are you holding £ anyway

>>129172035
Yea bitches suck on my middle class dick

You got your fun right wingers. Trump is definitely your last hoorah. Always remember RR

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>wins by losing

>>129173238
SNP aren't conservative. They are left wing "progressive"

>>129173411
this is a narrative I can get behind

>>129172337
Is this Little Pengelly?

>>129173324
Only in Britain would we have a party whose name comes from bands of robbers, and the whigs name came from horse thieves. Brits were pretty aware of politics even then.

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>>129173411
LED BY BORIS JOHNSON.

CAN IT GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS.

>>129173411
>FUNNY, ISN`T IT?

>>129173029
You think he meant he would die?
He will be ousted. Either he will choose to go on his own or mass amounts of MP's will resign to form a new party.

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>>129173380
Not if the Brexit bus gets him. Jo Cox couldn't escape it

Are the DUP, dare I say it, /ourguys/ ?

>>129173411
>If the tories didn't have the Scottish MPs they would be in real trouble
>If England didn't have to worry about ANY of the MPs from Scotland they'd already have won with a majority.
Fuck Scotland. Too little too late.

BRING BACK CAMERON

>>129173272
322 needed for majority because Sinn Fein doesn't sit in UK parliament.

>>129173452
Well, when converted into Croatian currency it's worth a lot. So I thought I'd buy some shares in pounds and see where that led me. Was just hoping to sell them soon and turn a nice profit but I didn't predict this meme election would destabilize the currency some more

>>129173483
You're barking fucking mad if you think that's even a slight possibility

>>129173384
>This means they want to stay in the single market.
>>129173384
>These two combined basically means free movement of people.


And when you have those two, you have no Brexit.

>>129173455

It was far more political this time than in other elections. Much more than simply who gets more seats.

>>129173514
fuck off he was a traitor

>>129173514
Bengali...

>>129173479
i'm gonna go watch that again to cheer me up

>>129173514
Big Dave is sat in his 25 grand shed, laughing his arse off

>>129173205
There are many variations. Single market, yes or no. ECHR, yes or no. Customs union, yes or no. Free movement, yes or no. Refugee quota, yes or no. Etc. Soft brexit means not brexit. It's a trick.

>>129173518
But their seats still count. You can't just call it a majority government at 322.
THERE ARE RULES

>>129173514
DODGY

DAVE

LABKEKS GETTING BTFO

LABKEKS GETTING BTFO

LABKEKS GETTING BTFO

>>129173448
>it will be before 2019
based on what? Another snap election by the tories, because the last one was so successful?

>>129173483

>or mass amounts of MP's will resign to form a new party.

Nah, Corbyn's established a massive amount of authority within the PLP with these results.

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>the UK has no Separation of Power
And people think I'm entirely educated by comic books.

>>129173478
I'll add that bit if/when he becomes leader. Can see May hanging on for dear life, really digging her claws in.

>>129173272
Dup are saying no coaliton, Corbyn would have the biggest minority government

>>129173232
Inb4 they blow him up.

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So we're all agreed this was done on purpose to sabotage brexit right?

>>129173375
this is the monstrosity that was buying avocados and looking like hell itself chose an avatar, right?

>>129173531
what shares did you buy?

>>129173598
They will either be unable to form a government or whatever coalition they do form will collapse

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CORBYN CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>129173411
Best timeline

Man with knife believed to be holding several members of staff at Job Centre Plus in Newcastle, police say

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-40216979

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RIP in Pizza

So if there's is no DUP official coalition, could Labour form one?

so is Indyref2 off?

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>>129173478
Literally the only dissapointing things are

>brexit in trouble (this can be addressed)
>no lefty tears

other than that its fucking good lads, this could be the end of blairism.

BOJO WILL CREATE CANZUK FOR A BETTER TOMORROW

>>129173518
Wouldn't it be 319 now? They gained 3 seats.

Well at least we still have the Lords

>strong and stable

what did she mean by this?

>>129173643
Nuhuh! Even if the Tories only have 1 seat more they can form a total dictatorship!

>>129173442
They'll have to compromise. Guess which one they'll ditch.

>>129173271
Young people are just as principled as old people

They just don't like being constantly fucked over

May has only herself to blame for not reaching out to them

>>129173711
bin that election

*inhales*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>the shitty of britain

So where did May go so wrong?

>Calling the election when she said she wouldn't
>Refusing to do debates
>Screwing pensioners
>Not offering anything positive or hopeful

>>129173722

It seems unlikely given the numbers.

HAPPENING

>Man with knife believed to be holding several members of staff at Job Centre Plus in Newcastle, police say

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-40216979

>>129173779
52%

>>129173780
Three terrorist attacks didn't help, when her main platform was safety and security

>>129173779
>Burgers trying to shitpost
rethink this urge

>>129173779
What a Reddit tier post.

>>129173711
>I VOTED FOR JEZZA, NOW GIVE ME MY FREE SHIT.

>>129173766
You're a moron. Those pieces of shit would never vote conservative (until they grow up)

>>129173797
IDS

>>129173271

>anyone who doesn't agree with me is brainwashed

Yeah yeah.

Now that the dust has settled, who can we declare as being BTFO the hardest this time round?

It has to be the conservatives. Corbyn is entering elite mode and will clean up if there's an election next year.

The (((media))) are loving this.

This is clearly set up and rigged. Some votes were so close that victory came because of a 2-30 vote difference. Even safe labour seats at risk of being taken by Tories won by just <30 votes.

>>129173533
Correct

>>129173780
>bad at talking to people
>bad at selling policies
>bad at looking comfortable in charge
>bad at dealing with scrutiny
>bad

>>129173717
seriously?

>>129173780
Name one (1) of her popular policies

>>129173797
if they're anything like the job centres in australia I don't blame the guy for wanting to smash the place up

>>129173725
BoJo will be the greatest Prime Minister since Pitt the Elder

>>129173835
SNP and UKIP, the other lot don't even compare to how badly those two got fucked

>>129173835
SNP undoubtedly

>>129173835

Absolutely the Conservatives. The whole point of the election was to gain seats and they lost a bunch plus their majority. It's a huge embarrassment for them, even if they are technically the winners.

>>129173384
I can't open the link right now but I found this page on the official DUP website

http://www.mydup.com/news/article/leaving-the-single-market-will-help-the-united-kingdom-become-stronger

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>>129173228

>>129173464
he said conservative

>>129173835
A change in leadership and a better election campaign with someone who has wider appeal (ie Boris), would bring about a Conservative landslide.

>>129173878
HARD
BREXIT

>>129173878
>>129173861
It really was Hillary all over again.

>brutal brexit has been rejected

>>129173839
Something about it does smell really bad. The people on the radio and telly are already trying to imply that this was effectively a second referendum and it shows that we don't want a hard brexit or some shit

In other news: Man armed with knife 'holds job centre staff'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-40216979

>>129173766
>Free shit
>Reaching out to them
>Also stoping brexit so they can have a passport to move throughout the EU
Can`t have everything, they want all pleasure and no bother/suffering.
Young people are not principled, they imagine that the future is theirs, and therefore they should start exercising that authority since an early age.

>>129173932
MEANINGLESS
BUZZWORDS

>>129173919
dumb frogposter

>>129173954
I wuz promised free shit

>>129173797
IDS has finally snapped

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http://hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2017/04/oh-no-not-again-could-this-be-the-election-that-goes-wrong-why-did-she-call-it.html

WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN

>>129172085
the best thing about him losing is that he has no Brussels job to go to, which was his fallback/retirement plan.

Cleggy is a cunt. glad to see him lose. he can fuck off to spain.

>>129173632
I had some shares in BAE SYS (which are also my most valuable ones), which dropped in value a bit after the pound lost value

Some junk bonds in varius "independent companies" or entrepeneurs of the sort like "Aldermore" or "Severfield" which dropped like a fucking stone

>>129173954
Is it a Man of Peace or a whitey?

Not gonna lie, former Labour voter here. It's hilarious watching Corbyn crash and burn. But seriously we can't let these guys get a minority government.

>>129173949
It's not been cancelled, but we are more likely to be in a Norway style arrangement now.

>>129173797
LABOUR VOTERS GONE WILD

People on twitter are laughing at Nigel and saying that Brexit is either soft or is not going to happen at all.

>>129173569
>There are many variations. Single market, yes or no. ECHR, yes or no. Customs union, yes or no. Free movement, yes or no. Refugee quota, yes or no. Etc. Soft brexit means not brexit. It's a trick.

If you pick one, you pick them all.

No brexit for the Brits

>>129173835
Corbyn took on the Murdoch press and cockslapped him. Corbyn will smash May at the next election

Lefties on Twitter butthurt about the DUP lmfao

Tories just destroyed their majority completely unnecessarialy.
I get it, Labour didn't get an absolute majority.
But how are you going to pretend this is in anyway a win for the Tories?

>>129174006
does he have a neck problem
why is he like that

>>129173835
The real winner is the public desu

were any of you really gonna sleep well at night with a 400+ seat con majority with May at the helm?


also SNP got btfo the most, thank god. no more indyref2 shite

>>129174028
>People on twitter
He must be devestated

Emily still looking fresh as fuck. How's she manage it?

Recycle

>>129172066

Recycle

>>129172066

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>>129173725
nope nope nope
we revolted, keep our stars and stripes out of your shit.
obviously designed by a leaf

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>>129172852
The first thing that comes to my mind

>>129174056

It's not. I don't think anyone is claiming so.

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>>129173823

>>129173951
May ran this election claiming that it was on the basis that she needed a mandate for hard Brexit.

>kensington count suspended without a result

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

>>129174056
it wasn't.
but the DUP coalition might make it a win for actual conservatives

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>>129174018
>job center
>Newcastle
Think Moaty has returned after all the Karen posting.

>>129173766
When they are young, they want to enjoy life, more money, easier travel, less paperwork. As they get older and settle down with a career and a family they become more conservative, realising they shouldn't have to give more money to support people who don't want to work and just want an easy life.

>>129174126

Apparently there's 35 votes in it

>>129174126
They sent them home because they were "tired".

>>129174126
They had to send the volunteers home or they'd have breached EU working time rules

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APOLOGISE

>>129172171
The tories want
>censorship of free media like the internet
>no taxes for the rich
>high taxes for the poor
>no public services
>big government
>a camera in your bedroom
>anti-free speech
>big business monopolies under the false guise of free market

They're pretty far right.

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>>129173972

>>129174013
which broker are you using? keep hold of BAE something might kick off

>>129174159

It's more like settling down and gaining things you want to protect (your family and bank account). You could argue that young people are the best voters are they don't have selfish interests trumping policies that better the nation as a whole.

>>129173951
May literally called the election with the only reason being so she could steamroll a hard brexit. Cry as you might it's still pretty clear that's not what a lot of people want. And her manifesto was a fuck you to her tory base which was just lol.

>>129173725
I want what we had with the EU but with the Anglosphere.

>>129174006
god he's so fucking smart

>>129172935
>Unfortunately they've indicated they don't want a coalition
Really? They're needed to form a government

What a disaster, we should not have to be propped up by the Irish. They will derail Brexit completely and I don't want to associate with loyalist terrorism.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-40216979
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-40216979
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-40216979

Man with knife holding job center staff hostage

>>129174159
plenty of middle class parents in rich parts of London literally just switched to Labour

>Staff at a Jobcentre in Newcastle are being held by a man armed with a knife.

>The armed man entered the premises on Clifford Street in Byker at about 08:00 BST.

>Several members of staff are thought to be held there, police said.

>Police negotiators are at the scene and the roads around the premises have been closed as a precaution.

>Northumbria Police said the man responsible was known to the Jobcentre and it was being treated as an isolated incident at this stage.

>No-one is believed to have been injured.

>Nearby student accommodation has been evacuated and Byker Metro station has been closed.

>Nexus, which runs the metro, has advised passengers to avoid the area if at all possible.

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>>129174269
No.