Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 53rd edition

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ARE NIGE COMING BACK

Y GŴR DAROGAN

anime is gay

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WAS IT WORTH IT /POL/???

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>>129169355
Feeling pretty black-pilled mateys...
and REALLY FUCKING FURIOUS

>>129167104
>but not with her policies
Hol up, does that mean her fucking retarded internet censorship plan can get to fuck now?

>>129169425
Go to bed

I wish Cameron had stayed on lads.

I miss him and we wouldn't be in this mess.

>Britmongs are too lazy to make their own Britpol threads so we rely on Brazilians to do the jobs for us

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>>129169425
Rightly go fuck yourself.

>>129169466
Am in bed with laptop on my chest in optimal RSI cultivating position.

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a victory for toohey's everywhere

>>129169489
nice reflection of real life

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what are these wagekeks up to?

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I SWEAR THE TORIES HAVE FUCKING SABOTAGED BREXIT ON PURPOSE.

THEY NEVER WANTED BREXIT, THEY NEVER INTENDED ON DELIVERING. THEY PUT ZERO EFFORT INTO THIS CAMPAIGN.

DAVID DAVIS IS ALREADY CONTEMPLATING PUTTING THE SINGLE MARKET AND CUSTOMS UNION BACK ON THE TABLE. I GUARANTEE YOU 100% THE NEGOTIATIONS WILL NOW BE DELAYED.

WE'RE FUCKED. WE NEED PAPA BREXIT TO COME BACK. IT'S THE ONLY WAY IT CAN EVER HAPPEN. PLZ NIGE :'(

>>129169474

>tfw no more Cheeky Lad Dave with a few cheeky pints and putting his dick in a pigs mouth

>>129169479
Clegg looked so sad when he lost his seat, I almost felt bad for him

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THIS IS THE MOST POWERFUL PARTY IN BRITAIN NOW

THIS WILL BE THE KING MAKER, THE RULING PARTY

JUST, WHAT, THE, FUCK, ARE, LEFTISTS, CELEBRATING, ?,

>>129169489
We appreciate the outsourcing. Thanks!

>>129169565
That's where all us tripfags really are.

>>129169553
>Bongs too lazy to post on our own Britpol threads so we need Indians to do it for us

boipucci>girlpussy

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>>129169447
I guess now you all know what those terror attacks were for
>MI5 strikes again

>>129169447
If we don't have a government capable of passing the Queen's speech on the 19th we go to another election by default.

>>129169574
>>129169601
ignore argie shitposter

>corbynmongs celebrating

wtf, where the fuck is my salt

>>129169459
That depends on the DUP and the number of libertarian conservatives. Any policy that causes internal debate inside the Conservative party is an easy meal for a coalition of opposition parties to shoot down.

>>129169600
I feel bad he lost to a spacker who turned up for the results in a t-shirt and had to buy a suit from Tesco at 2am once it seemed he was going to win

He deserved better

>>129169405
I remember when they were announcing the first Welsh seat yesterday everyone in the BBC live chat we're thinking that was Arab, topkek

>>129169447
Yes....the more chaos the better

You seem to not understand hatred

>>129169655
It comes when the Tory-DUP alliance is formed and Labour doesn't get a chance to try and form a government.

>>129169655

On order, just wait till you see a DUP-Tory right wing coalition.

>>129169655
Well they lost, but they didn't lose nearly as badly as they thought they would and May hasn't won either. So they're celebrating as though they won.

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>yfw 400 Lab & Con MPs agree to form National Government with Soubry as PM to reverse Brexit

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rather feel like killing myself or moving

>>129169655
They didn't get BTFO so it's a ""win""

>>129169425
don't embarrass yourself

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>>129169655
Taste my piss
>far more salty

>Corbyn
>waffle waffle waffle

>>129169574
Hah, they'll do a Tory-Lab coalition anyways

>>129169655
Corbyn did well enough to stay on as leader and the Tories lost their majority, they lost but it was a good loss.

When you add up all the left/centre-left parties you they have a higher vote % than the right wing parties.

Capitalists out! Communist Britain now!

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Hard Brexit is DEAD

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>>129169355

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>>129169744
>mfw guess it's time to finally an hero

>>129169601
Labour going from 30% 2 years ago to 40% today is fucking based. Especially considering everybody thought Corbyn would get destroyed.

He didn't win, but he has utterly fucked Theresa May, made her job impossible, and spend the entire Brexit negotiations laughing as the Conservatives tear themselves apart.

The Cons need to appease their extreme right wing but also need have to rely on limp wristed liberal Tories like Nicky Morgan and Anna Soubry to vote for her Brexit deal. SAD!

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>>129169355
Bongs.... WHAT THE FUCK DID YO DO

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>RSI cultivating position
What's that

>>129169474
Cameron was honestly against Brexit

May was against it until she was for it once she became prime minister

>corbyn claiming a win

come on

>>129169839
After seeing his ugly mug I'm laughing desu.

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Corbyn acting like he fucking won

>McDonnell

here we go

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>>129169744
>a single mother

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who else voted for Labour?

>>129169834
You can either wait and see, keep concern shilling or copy your image. Your choice.

>>129169645
CORBYN SLOW AND STEADY

WE'RE READY TO SERVE LADS

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>>129169687
Mfw I was speaking welsh on the train and some yob tells me to fuck off back to Poland

>CORBYN CLAIMING VICTORY

When is he sworn in PM? Oh wait...

>>129169948
He's won a great deal of legislative power, he has a right to celebrate.

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>sky sources: theresa may has no intention of resigning

>Labour, in order to form a majority, would need SNP, Lib Dem, PC and Green
>even then it's not enough
>even then they'd need the DUP

REVENGE OF IAN

>>129169839
White people got absolutely blown the fuck out in 2017

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>Labour lost to the worst run Conservative campaign since Eden
>Corbyn actually thinks he won the election

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>>129169479

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>>129169976
Why haven't you Marcin?

>Corbyn saying he should be PM after losing an election because he didn't lose big enough
Are you fucking kidding me?

>Wessex results
>Conservative: 68
>Labour: 11
>Lib Dem: 2
Based Wessex is no more. Basically communist now. Pretty embarrassing tbqfh

Serious question, /britpol/. If Corbyn ran on the exact same manifesto as he had this time, but pledged to completely phase out immigration, would you vote for him?

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How could they fuck this up so badly? With some coalitionmaking, Labour could get Into government.

He's 54 seats behind and he says he's won.

I don't understand.

>>129169601
Because it's unclear how any of that will matter when the DUP wants to avoid another IRA uprising by keeping the border open with Ireland when the EU has said that the border will be closed because FUCK BRITAIN AND FUCK BRITISH PEOPLE

It would be nice if all that actually helped to reduce the number of pakistanis in britain though

>>129169948
He won 30 extra seats and crushed internal party opposition, yes

burger here
what is with the assumption that everyone needs to resign in europe if they dont have some overwhelming majority
she has the most seats by a mile still, the most votes, and with DUP she is part of a majority

im actually curious, where does this sort of attitude come from? I can understand cameron stepping down

>>129169989
noone won, thats the point.

It means labour can attempt to block conservatives attempt to form a new government.

Nothing is decided, its all to play for still.

>Corbyn still can't string a sentence together

>>129169976
go back janusz

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He was always cool.

>>129169566
I think it's much more likely that the EU funded media in this country memes Corbyn into a win

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>>129169839
>the Daves
Fuck is this shit?

>>129170070
He is a petty, vindictive twat. Everyone losing is the same as a win

Brexit cancelled.

>>129170070
I'm starting to think it's like mass delusion

The media aren't helping either

>>129170003
You should like Brendan Rodgers after loosing 4-0
>The lads showed character

A loss is a loss, they performed better than expected but still lost

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>>129170009
Not sure why people are talking about Labour forming a coalition. They would literally have to form a coalition with every other party to overtake the Conservatives.

>>129170063
If he gained a majority he'd directly threaten my career, so no thanks.

>>129170070
labour voters are not good at maths

Since 2001, the Tories have increased their vote share EVERY SINGLE ELECTION.

This time the Tories have won, again, and will form a majority with the DUP.

Brexit will happen.

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Why can't I get a gf like this?

https://twitter.com/Jane0brien

>>129170060
this is what happens when you decide to hold an election when all the students are back at their parent's constituencies

>>129170068
>Lib Dems have said no coalition
>Labour could get into goverment
how? they'd be on 295

>>129170070
>if you get fewer seats than your opposition then you win

>>129170068
Labour can't get a majority and even then a very divided minority government wouldn't last

>>129170114
you're a fucking retard

>>129170003
>I didn't pass the test but at least I completed it

>>129170074
>crushed internal party opposition
>Implying Labour isn't still torn between Old Labour and Blairites.

>>129170074
Cannot form a government, yes

>>129170149
This means all legislation needs the say so of the DUP

ALL. OF. IT.

McDonnell talking utter shit

>>129169965
me

>>129170159
trap

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>Labour legitimately believe they're going to set up a minority government with no deals with other parties

>>129170131
Do you have any idea how law making works in this country?

>tfw Corbyn convinces both Sinn Fein and the DUP to back him

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Is Andrew Neil a fucking gnome or something? Dwarf? Elf?

>>129170070
It's a victory for him because the Tories lost and Labour have come back strongly from the brink of total annihilation. This means Corbyn is definitely staying entrenched as a leader and the party has a genuine shot at winning the next election.

This time yesterday people would have told you we're in for at least 2 more terms of total Tory rule.

>>129170201
my goal for my exam today desu

;_;

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>>129170159
Because you're on 4chan all day

>>129169897
http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Repetitive-strain-injury/Pages/Introduction.aspx

>>129170267
DUP hate Corbyn

>>129170287
>the Tories lost

no.

>>129170159
That has to be one of you guys pretending. No girl is that perfect.

>>129170080
>get rekt in election
>refuse to step down

This kind of attitude is why the Democrats keep getting fucked since they have the same morons since 2010 losing more and more seats in congress but refusing to leave even then

When someone takes a 20% lead and turns it into a less than 5% lead in just six weeks they generally prove they're a bad leader

>>129170287
>if you win the most seats you lose

JEZZA YA MAD CUNT

>>129170268
Scot

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>>129169948
He has won. Labour will never get rid of him now.

> i dare any MPs to vote against free tuition fee

we socialist paradise now

>>129170287
>because the Tories lost
this is what lefitsts actually believe

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>got about the same number of seats as GORDON BROWN and ED MILIBAND
Dude we won. Red surge.

>>129170265
Do you?

>>129170265
What legislation can he now pass with his massive TWENTY NINE extra MPs that he couldn't before?

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>>129170332
YES

>>129170070
because the tories went from a majority and a +20 point poll lead to a hung parliament, running against an old-guard red socialist

breathtaking folly

>>129170155
same in america

republicans have dominated congress for 3 decades now and democrats are still saying they wuz kangz for 1 of those decades

>>129170332
>>129170358

>no majority
>tories "won"

Nobody really won here, but Labour gained and the Tories didn't. Claiming this as a victory for May (when her stated goal was increasing her majority) is delusional.

>>129170159
>o brien
>scotland

???

>>129170201
Why do you post on a politics board when you're so ignorant on the subject?
Parliament, not Government, is the legislator. The more seats you have in Parliament the more legislative power you have. Are you so retarded to think that the Government is practically a dictatorship that solely legislates and is the executive?

Legit just sold a Rare Pepe for over a grand and paid off my student overdraft with it. Kek.

Can we count on the DUP? Will they get a deputy PM?

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We had ONE chance for telling the EU to fuck off and Corbyn cucks ruined it for everyone. Go neck yourself you traitorous cunts

>>129170365
thats good news then. This is their best chance they ever had. Youths voted everywhere and in the end theyre not getting what they want. In 5 years time they'll have the opinion of 'not voting its a waste of time'

>>129170358
They won ground, you dense motherfucker.

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>Jeremy Corbyn will be alive in 5 years time

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>>129170155
>Brexit will happen.
It won't

>>129170063
Yes, that would be national socialism which is fine by me

>>129170155
We have reached peak Tory. Things can only get better.

>>129170332
>>129170375
well they didn't fucking win did they? They went from a 20 point lead to this.

>>129170287
The next election will not have the tories running a campaign as bad as this.

>>129170442
The Tories won the election.

They have increased their vote share in every election since 1997.

They won the election. Say it with me

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>>129169355
>SNP BTFO
I FUCKING KNEW IT. I told you that the SNP would ignore the result and just claim (correctly) that they won in Scotland.

I hate those northern haggis munchers so fucking much

Why are Lib Dems so shit?

>>129170442
DUP WILL join, May won't resign.

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>>129170455
And most of those votes were from UKIP.

What an absolute shambles.

>>129170451
>Iain Paisley jr.

Please let it happen

>>129170484
tell me, who got the most seats and votes?

>>129170451
No coalition, they'll work with the Govt on a case by case basis so they don't get lumped with unpopular decisions like the Lib Dems. Which also means no brexit.

>>129170365
Dude looks like he could croak at any moment, I wouldn't worry about it.

>>129170484
They literally haven't lost yet.

>>129170495
the popular vote doesn't mean anything dickhead

losing a majority after having a 20 point polling lead is not a victory, MORON

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>>129169355
APOLOGIZE.

>>129170409
The problem here is that in America and Britain the conservative parties lie about their goals and get nothing done, allowing demographic change that is entirely reversible to undermine not only their long term viability but also the viability of their nations as a whole

>>129170390
He has gained legislative power and the Tories have lost it.

>Corbyn and Labour desperately attempting to spin it as a Labour victory

On what possible metric?

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>>129170478

McDonnell just said he thinks Labour should form a minority government on 261 seats. MADMAN.

>>129170451
>relying on an Irish

>>129170516
the conservatives did but they have lost their majority, theresa may lost her mandate.

I just don't see this as a victory. Yes it is technically a 'victory' but she has been shown to be incompetent as fuck.

>>129170159
To cute desu...I'm a seven but thats a 10 every day of the week

TORY DUP COALITION CONFIIRMED
TORY DUP COALITION CONFIIRMED
TORY DUP COALITION CONFIIRMED
TORY DUP COALITION CONFIIRMED
TORY DUP COALITION CONFIIRMED
TORY DUP COALITION CONFIIRMED

What did he just say about another election?

Fuck off

>>129170073
>the EU has said that the border will be closed
No they haven't. If anyone was going to close the border it would be a Conservative Westminster government.

>have worst result
>still keep parliament
when will labourmongs get this through their head. You lost lmao

>>129170506

I deliberately didnt vote UKIP this time and voted Tory to prevent Brexit getting cock blocked. Feels bad.

>>129170560
answer the question, who got the most seats and votes

>>129170560
Please tell me which of Corbachev's policies they'll be implementing?

Oh that's right.
N O N E
O
N
E

Zero (0).

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>>129170595
>I just don't see this as a victory. Yes it is technically a 'victory'
ok

>>129170606
Really? Or are you being a shitposting cunt

>>129170572
They gained ground.

>>129169976
do you look polish?
what did you say back?

>>129170569
I don't think you have any idea how law making works in this country?

>>129170501
>SNP supports brexit in exchange for a second independence referendum

PLEASE LET IT HAPPEN

>>129170614
Why is he implying Tories should step aside and let them run

McDonnell and Corbyn talking rubbish, they have no chance and they know it

>>129170658
the still lost, brexit will happen, Corbyn will not be PM and the progressive alliance doesn't have enough seats.

>>129170447
>The more seats you have in Parliament the more legislative power you have

But this only matters if you have a majority, because when all MPs vote the only thing that matters is having /2+1 seats. If you have that then you win every time. Labour doesn't have that. The Tories+DUP will.

What new powers does he now have?

>Are you so retarded to think that the Government is practically a dictatorship that solely legislates and is the executive?

Uh, the government is the one that introduces legislation and timetables it. The government is able to do that by virtue of having a majority in parliament. They're one and the same in our PARLIAMENTARY DEMOCRACY.

And what do you mean by "is the executive", do you know what "executive" means in this context?

Take off the trip you dumb tourist, you're embarrassing yourself.

>>129170490
What on earth is the next election going to look like though? Pretty much everything Corbyn campaigned on improving is going to get worse (it would even under him) and people will vote for bread and circuses when he's still there post-brexit offering what he is now.

>>129170495
>The Tories won the election.

Objectively false.

>>129170505
So we have the 2nd Tory coalition in 3 elections. Great.

Reminder that being in a coalition means you FAILED to win a majority. Failing to win does not make you the winner.

>>129170569
Retard

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>>129170640
They won't be implementing many of Corbychev's policies but May will be implementing a lot of Millipedes.

>>129170658

Undeniable - but victory in an election requires more than that.

>>129170070
He's effectively won by gaining a coalition position with the majority party. The only way the Tories can make any plans is by consulting with corbyn's Labour Party and getting them to agree. Agreements can be rejected until negotiations have been conducted.

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How does it feel?

>>129170681
Corbyn would go for this.

>>129170647
>lose battles and end up losing territory in a war
>"well guys, at least we still have more land than our opponents!"
You got egg on your face.

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>>129170397
This. Lefties are very excited at the prospect of being able to compete against mainstream politicians without having to resort to watered down Blarist policies -- First Comrade Corbyn ran an unapologetic Socialist cabinet and to them that's a good thing.

Personally I think it's time the right starts thinking like this as well and stops putting its eggs within the baskets of globalist shills.

>>129170705
>Objectively false.

the tories increased their vote share, won the most votes, won the most seats and will form the next government.

Labour lost. Jeremy Corbyn lost.

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>mfw HUNG PARLIMENT
ill get the rope

they planned this lads

>>129170683
Who? That idiot McDonnell?
Get it through your head, the options are
>Tory minority goverment
>Tory/DUP Coalition

leftists are bricking it lads

hahahah

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3758055/northern-ireland-tory-coalition-northern-ireland-labour-voters-twitter-reaction-exit-poll-hung-parliament/

>>129170647
>taking quotes out of context

wow well done

>>129170490
>>129170705
Labour has all the momentum now and the optics have completely flipped. Tories need to rebuild their leader and manifesto from the ground up to stand a chance at not getting wiped out.

>tfw the DUP is about to remind the UK what a real conservative government looks like
>all these liberals celebrating when they're about to be thrown down a salt mine

Just wait for the tears when gay marriage gets BTFO

>>129170725
Don't forget the DUP re-criminalising homosexuality.

So, how does May resigning and a tory leadership contest fit in with forming a government by the deadline?

>there are unironic labour voters in here rn defending standard momentum twitter sharter lines

Fucking hell

>>129170658
Indeed but they still lost, using that logic the Tories won in 2005.

Jeremy will be 73 in 5 years time, surely he wouldn't be able to run again. The labour party has no one else who appeals to young people, shit skins, communists and working class people in general

>>129170572
>hard brexit is now impossible
>corbyn wanted brexit anyway and can now point to this as the conservatives failing their goals
>will possibly gain again in five more years

>>129170613
Okay, but I would assume the EU would oppose special border controls regarding the Irelands.

>>129170780
>Get it through your head

Fuck off you rude cunt I didn't even give you my opinion.

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>>129170781
(((The sun)))

May did this on purpose. The only thing that should be hung about this parliament is her

>>129170756
?they won the battle?

>>129170155
>Brexit will happen
kek

May doesn't have a majority but does have dozens of pro-EU Cameroons seething at her for botching the election. Tell me about your magic Brexit plan that pleases both wings of the party, the anti-EU nutters and the pro-EU Cameroons.

Go.

>>129170747
We have you....you don't want the future you choose

But you did choose it cunt

>>129170760
Or maybe they could appeal to the centre and watch as they completely crush Labour.

Britain as a whole leans centre right, so it wouldn't be a particularly large concession.

>>129170291
TFW exam in 30 mins ;(

>>129170256
kys faggot

>>129170763
>lose seats after calling an election explicitly to gain seats
>mayfly claims victory

You look just like the remoaners and hilldawgs right now m8

>>129170804
DUP is against hard brexit

>>129170471
Jesus Christ that' right, I forgot you Anglos have very short life spans

Reminder that even if the DUP do form a coalition with the Tories (unlikely, coalitions are terrible for the smaller party) brexit still won't go through because the Europhile tory contingent can block things they don't like.

>>129170787
>taking quotes out of context
i worded it one for one

>>129170800
>Tories getting wiped out
>316 seats
youre deluded

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>>129170681
Please no I don't want to leave the union and let those SNP wankers get their way.

>>129170756
Who won the war?

>>129170809
So some Lib Dem policies as well then.

>>129170856
there is no final vote on the EU deal you mong

>>129170890
yes missed out the rest of the sentence.

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>female politician
why is it still allowed? why do white knights never learn?

>>129170898
I'm talking about the next election, in case that wasn't clear. Nobody likes to associate themselves with losers and the Tories look like losers right now.

>>129170705
>denying that the tories won the election

The conservatives will form the next government.

The conservatives have a supply and confidence majority in parliament, and conditional legislative support

How exactly did they not win?

>>129170887
When will you guys get rid of that fake Pope and put an Italian in his place?

>>129170904
If there's one thing we know for certain, there won't be a second Indy ref.

So take some solace in that.

So, if I understood right, this election was basically best possible outcome for Labour in the long run? They won a lot, and do not even have to touch that festering pile that Brexit is, basically confirming major victory in the next elections.

Or have I misunderstood something from the brit politics?

THE DAY POL VOTED THE SAME WAY AS THE NORMIES

>>129170900
rip in piss

>>129170918
>>129170841
>enemy advances
>"chill out guys, we're still winning this war, no reason to worry, r-right?"
The sweat on your brows is visible.

>>129170760
The problem is that the British right is historically "globalist" anyway. They're for laissez faire and migration to undermine unions and all that, not a purely ethnonationalist workers front.

>>129169527
Are you still up?

>come second by 60 seats
>I think it's pretty clear we won this election

Am I missing something here? Crobyn knows the correct result, right?

>>129170888
>brexit still won't go through because the Europhile tory contingent can block things they don't like.
article 50 has literally been triggered. that ship has sailed.

>>129170922
Kek

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>>129170856
>I don't know what a whip is

>>129170983
>no election until 2020
lmao

>>129170949
What said was said, there's no changing history. Your quote will forever be in the archives.

>>129170702
> If you have that then you win every time.

What happens when backbenchers rebel?
What happens when there's a by-election?

It isn't stable at all. In order to legislate, the government has to get EVERY SINGLE MP to vote its way, which is untenable in the long term.

>>129170990
aye

Is Corbyn pro-Brexit?

>>129170972
Yes exactly, this puts them in a fantastic position for 5 years time. They don't look terrible and manage to avoid all the brexit mess.

>>129171011
ZACKED

>>129170732
What are you talking about. CONs+ DUP is the majority.

>>129170246

BASED

>>129171053
>Corbyn
>positions
Pick one.

>>129170952
There really is no other way to interpret this than as a humiliating backfire for May. She called the snap election hoping for a death blow to labor and she ended up with a hung parliament and with Corbyn now able to run this victory in the faces of everyone in Labour who doubted him.

May should resign. She fucked up, bad.

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S-S-STRONG AND STABLE L-LADS

>>129170888
The DUP said they are happy to form a coalition

>>129170872
But are also against mass immigration, gay marriage and other liberal stuff

The question for Britanons here is if a soft brexit but with non-EU immigration slashed to a minimum because of the DUP's stance on immigration is acceptable?

>>129170958
They *lost* their majority and now have to resort to a coalition. This is a loss in a FPTP system where seats matter and coalitions are rare.

If losing seats&her majority is a victory for May, what would a defeat look like?

>>129170098
The media has been trashing Corbyn. People just like Wobbly May less.

>>129171011
How does he do it?

Most leafy, leftists twat part of fucking LONDON

Runs as a conservative, supports brexit, runs a """racist""" mayoral election campaign, still wins

Is it because he's tall?

>>129170983
I don't understand your reasoning, they'll join with DUP and take majority.

>>129170972
No that's basically it

>>129171053
He's pro BLACKED.

>>129171053
yes, anyone thinking Corbyn would stop/reverse brexit is hilariously misinformed

>>129170983
Kill yourself, TRSodomite.
Go shill for Tulsi Gabbard or whatever the fuck you imagine is good, you Bush-cock guzzling faggot.

>>129171053
No, not how we'd want it

>>129170953
>5 years time
>Corbyn still going
unless Brexit is a total catastrophe, Tories will stay on again.
>Tories look like losers right now
all their policies will be brought in. I doubt they'll look losers in 6 months. Youre right about a dozen of their MPs are losers, thats about it.

>>129170991
Corbyn is tenacious, he'll cling to anything that keeps him in "power".

That includes using spin to convert bad news into good.

>>129171083
WEAK AND WOBBLY

>>129170888
at no stage will parliament vote on any part of the brexit deal

>>129170980
oh shit angus lost his seat?

>>129170862
>Or maybe they could appeal to the centre and watch as they completely crush Labour.
Didn't work this time though. They will move even further to the left.

>>129171103
You sound frustrated.

>>129171094
Sure, but they lost ground.

>>129171092
It's gotta be the Jew vote.

>>129171094
He`s a fucking TRS shill, look at the OP in the thread, the guy is a leftist pretending to care just to shitpost out of nothing to do, he stays here everyday, he picks a general and shitposts until he sleeps.

>>129171079
>May should resign
Why she hasn't is beyond me.

>>129171112
Second election will be 2018 at the latest. Jacob Rees-Mog said it would probably be this October. No other way, even a Tory/DUP coalition would be seen as entirely illegitimate.

>>129171091
Post your sources of the media trashing Corbyn. I watched almost all media coverage and 90% of it was "wow Corbyn is doing really well, wow look at the crowds, why isn't May at the debate?"

Also this will not change corbyns standing within the PLP. They will still want him out, and large numbers would vote against his zany plans.

>>129170991
in the UK all the politicians focus on "swing". if the results swing 3% your way you consider it a win

>>129170983
The allies got BTFO.
The axis of powers won

>>129171169
Olavette pls go.

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Labour didn't make ground, they regained ground that was squanered by le rhetoric man.

No denying May is fucking retarded though.

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>>129171148
Robertson, Ahmed-Sheikh and Salmond all lost their seats

>>129170980
Mhairi Black kept hers unfortunately, if she'd fucked off it would have been literal perfection

>>129171148
he was soundly BTFO

>>129169355

Why do people think Corbyn will be alive in five years?

>>129171155
They didn't appeal to the centre though, May acted like a cartoon villain thinking she had an easy win and is now paying for it.

>>129170070
>>129170080
No one expect Labour to win, but they expected the Cons to at least hold or gain more seats in Parliament, instead they lost seats.

The results in raw votes is 42% Cons / 40% Lab. So all those seats they have is really just a symptom of the FPTP system.

It shows that rightism is losing grown in the UK and leftism is gaining traction, even if it didn't win this election.

The Cons have weakened their negotiating hand in brexit with this, they will face harsher opposition in parliament and see less bills from their manifesto come to pass because of the strengthened parliamentary opposition. And Corbyn will have a little more legislative power of his own even if not PM.

>>129171156
You sound like an autist that does the same bullshit everyday, when you`re not sucking Shia muslim cock at /sg/ you`re creating leftists threads to shitpost, go back to /b/, MG nigger.

>>129171100
but the main point of brexit -- immigration restriction -- won't happen under him. props to him that he dislikes the EU, but he dislikes it for its neoliberalism, not because it undermines national sovereignty.

>>129170980

good to see the jihadi bitch out
and that fat salmon faggot.

>>129171218
>took Canterbury
>Tory seat since the First World War
>didn't make ground
ummmm ok lol

>>129169425
I didn't think I would find myself agreeing with a tripfag

>>129171170
for sake of causing more mayhem before brexit. Last thing we need is changing hands again in ministers

>>129171233
that dweeby cunt who won by 2 votes as well

>>129170972
>hey won a lot, and do not even have to touch that festering pile that Brexit is, basically confirming major victory in the next elections.

Pretty much yes .I could see corbyn or someone like him being PM if a bad recession happens , a recession will happen by the way

>>129170720
>>129170678
>>129170516

>tfw a significant amount of people here think the vote was for a total monarch we call the prime minister.
Hilarious, these people are able to vote! No wonder we're so fucked

>>129170702
What the fuck are you on about?
Members of the government introduce bills not as members of the government, but as their secondary role as a memeber of parliament, the legislator.
What has happened here is that Labour has increased their legislative power and reduced the Tories allowing them far more ability than they had to block or alter legislation before it become an act. If you don't even know what the basic principles of separation of power are, why the fuck are you trying to lecture people on the operation of state?

>>129171251
Wow, you're so mad.

The shinners should reconsider.
They have much in common with the SNP as both are nationalists who want out of the union.
A Corbyn government would be a cake walk then

>May doesn't resign
>Corbryn ready to form a minority gov with him as PM
wait, what?
how does this work?

>>129171169
go to his favella and kill him

>>129171050
>What happens when backbenchers rebel?

What happens when backbenchers rebel under majority conservative governments as happened in the syria bombing vote?

Backbenchers rebel all the time, that's an issue with the conservative numbers, not labour's numbers. Labour having more members does not somehow make backbench rebellions of the conservative party easier. The conservatives having less seats does, but that's not the same thing.

>What happens when there's a by-election?

What the fuck does that have to do with this?

>In order to legislate, the government has to get EVERY SINGLE MP to vote its way, which is untenable in the long term.

So then you make legislation which is more likely to reach unanimity. Isn't that something you should like?

Whatever happens, I am happy that Angus Robertson, Salmond, Clegg and a bunch of other virtue signalling morons have lost their seat.

>>129171272
>ummmm ok lol
Literally underage reddit.
Look at Gordon Brown's seat count kiddo.

>>129171207
Seriously, you`re some different kind of cancer.
Has Milo checked your rectum today?

>>129171053
No

>>129171079
>Hoping for a death blow to labour
The traitorous bint wanted a weak parliament so she could sabotage brexit. She ran such a poor campaign I find it hard to believe it wasn't on purpose.

>>129171317
It was an IRONY.

>>129171310

Soubry is still around, what an utter travesty.

The sun on the meadow is summery warm...

>>129171087
Who will be Prime Minister tomorrow?

Will it be a conservative?

>If losing seats&her majority is a victory for May, what would a defeat look like?

Being the second largest party.

You know, like Labour.

>>129171301
It doesn't

>>129171301
The PM is the person who can get their Queen's Speech voted through the commons.

How doesn't matter, the Queen is obliged to appoint the person who can achieve that. If nobody can, then we get a new election

>>129171348
>I was being retarded IRONICALLY

>>129171196
This.

>>129171302
Can`t, it`s too far off, he lives like one thousand kilometers from here.

according to left wing retards ITT, the Tories won the 2005 election

>>129171199
Ah, you realise most of his critics were praising him today? He did what they saw as impossible and trying to remove him now will just cause more damage than their second attempt post-EU ref.

Like it or not, Corbyn is here to stay.

>>129171310
Is "virtue signalling" just one of those terms you throw out there when you're not really quite sure why you don't like someone? I have plenty of qualms with all three of those people, but not particularly for virtue signalling.

>>129169447
>tfw living now and withnessing the british brinkmanship
First as a tragedy, then as a farce.

>>129169907
And yet he risked it. Did he really think that "cutting a special deal for the UK" would work for the n:th time?

>>129169948
BASED!
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