Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 52nd edition

That's my last edition for the day I think.

Was a pleasure posting with you all.

Tory+DUP > Tory

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>>129165716
You did a great job.

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Daily reminder that Prube is a girl.

>>129165716
Fucking lazy cuck.

>>129165662
STOP POSTING THE THREAD SO FUCKING EARLY YOU COCKGOBBLING CUNT

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>>129165716
You did good lad

>>129165924
Its been 10+ hours

>>129165716
Thanks for your service, bud.

>>129165662
So are Conservatives actually forming a government with the DUP?

Explain this whole thing to my dumb burger self please.

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>>129165716

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Salmond well battered

HEY CUNTS CHECK THIS VIDEO OF CORBYN SLAPPING A BITCH ON THE TITS FOR VICTORY

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https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ce5_1496975359

wait so did corbyn win or what

>>129165980
I know, I've been here the whole time.

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>the absolute state of British politics right now
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

>If Labour and LDs get just two more seats they could team-up and claim a majority
Right lads, how likely is it that any of the as-yet-uncounted ones will go Trot or Milky?

>>129165716
Night faggot

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>>129165662
TORY + DIPS ANNOUNCE NEW 500K MINIMUM NET MIGRATION TARGET

>>129166041
good for him

thats how brits celebrate

>DUP want a frictionless Irish border
We're going to remain in the single market and keep free movement. Enjoy your Brexit lads. Corbyn might as well have won on that end.

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>>129165881
>>129165881

Fucking UKIP not standing means my seat swung to labour from con because the 6k whom voted UKIP 2015 went mostly to labour.

>>129166046
No one has won.

>>129166046
morally yes

mother theresa forming a DUP coalition as we speak so in reality no

coalition will be unstable and i'm predicting another election within 6 months

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So Offensive

This might have been the best outcome of this election

>No Tory majority to censor internet
>No Tory majority for dementia tax
>No Tory majority for curbing of human rights
>No SNP threat
>Both Lab and Con agreed to end Freedom of Movement
>Nige might be coming back to politics

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>MAY TO RETAIN MINORITY GOVERNMENT
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>Yvette Cooper: "Theresa May cannot carry on as Prime Minister after losing what was basically a referendum on herself."

GUYS IT'S OVER.
JUST APOLOGIZE AND BEG TO COME BACK TO THE EU BEFORE YOU GET FUCKED TOO HARD.

Accept Euro and suck some german dick like the good girl that failed her dreams you are. It's not that bad.

>>129166111
>DUP want a frictionless Irish border
The EU said they wont allow it

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>>129166066
We're through the looking glass now, anything is possible

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>>129166016
Literally had battered salmon for lunch
FEELS GOOD

>>129166166
Stop saving thumbnails you cretin.

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Give the DUP some policy power.

Don't let them touch brexit

SNP dead

TODAY IS A GOOD DAY

PRETEND LABOUR LAUGHTER IS PATHETIC SHILLS TRYING TO SAVE FACE

As you were brit/pol/

>>129166178
How did she lose? She won with 42%, more than Corbyn

>>129166179
Nah. No government m8.

>>129166112
that's a good thing, rejoice, comrade

Everyone agreed to suicide at 10?

>>129166136
>No Tory majority for curbing of human rights
This wasn't bad.
Fuck off to reddit.

>>129166125
Yugioh is still a thing?

>>129166166
What is this, a Twat for ants?

>>129166066
kensington possible, cornwall unlikely

its ogre

I went to bed at half 10 to catch the early morning goodness and only just woke up lads, I fucked up as hard as May

>>129166136
They'll find a way to censor the internet mate, they have the terror mandate.

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>>129166166
Stop fishing for (You)'s faggot

>>129166125

Fucking kek

>>129166233
Tezza has been talking to DUP all morning. give it till noon.

>>129166262
What about the internet censorship?

>>129166112
Special kind of retards round your way

Honestly as a unionist Scot, this election was amazing. Scotland turning into a rainbow means that people on the left and right don't want indy anymore.

We're staying lads. Please forgive some of us who went a bit mental, and we'll forgive the cunts down your ends that voted for Jezz.

>>129166229
Because we don't vote for the person and we don't vote based on PR. We vote on the party and MP's. Tories needs 326 seats to create a government. The public didn't give her enough seats to form a government.

>>129166235
I'm busy at 10, I'll have to postpone till mid-afternoon I'm afraid.

You lads go on without me, I'll be right along.

>>129166178
>Yvette Cooper
she's just pissed she isn't going to be labour leader now

>>129166229
>Meant to win a large majority
>Gave such a woeful performance that she ends up cutting her own majority which results in a hung parliament
>won

>>129166066
>If Labour and LDs get just two more seats they could team-up and claim a majority

no they couldn't

>>129166295
Better to have a good night's sleep tbqhladdo

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Remember, kek is a chaos god.

Like 4chan in its prime, kek only cares about causi g mischeif and dispair.

He cares not for your "muh 1488"

Thats why he made Trump win, thats why brexit happened.

And nows hes the reason meme commisar Corbyn will seize the memes of production!

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Why are these old biddies in Cornwall taking so long to fucking count?
I want to go to bed!

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>BREXIT NEGOTIATIONS POSTPONED!!!
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>>129165662
>Theresa May has no intention of resigning
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA she can't be serious, she's a total fucking laughing stock

>>129166321
he's the faggot that would rather live in a no-internet potatocountry than be cucked by jamal or some shit

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>>129166229
Her expectations were way way waaaaay higher

>>129166330
GTFO

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When is Kensington going to announce?

>>129166397
Trying to figure out which number comes after another one.

>>129166365
not wrong lad, at least I won't crash on the motorway on the way to work

>>129166041
They just played that on Sky News lol

>>129166262
>Stripping away human rights to deport a few terrorists

You must be so new to politics it fucking hurts. Stripping away human rights to deport terrorists who were born here is just a pretence for May to live out here authoritarian wet dream.

Stop making political decisions based on memes. Liberty is above all else in importance and we must not sacrifice it because of terrorism.

THE NEIL

Saying the SNP got blown away is incorrect. They still got more seats than the rest of the parties combined. I'm still shocked at the gains by the Tories though

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>>129166057
>posting that evil withered old bitch hillary

OUR shit isn't fucked, kangaroo cuck.

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Umm, Shariah May BTFO...

>>129166295
It was a good time. Labour faggots thought they could win, cuckservatives BTFO, Ireland is now in the fold, Blacked posting irish women will change the game. All is well

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>>MAY TO RETAIN MINORITY GOVERNMENT
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>>129165716
Ya did good kid

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>>129165662
>Apparently Theresa May has no intention of resigning

>>129166484
>Liberty is above all else in importance

This is a retarded attitude. Do you think muzzies should be completely at liberty to practice and preach their filth religion here?

>>129166330
This is fair.
I'm happier that indyref2 gets cancelled more than I'm sad that Brexit gets cancelled.

>This amount of shilling and damage control
KEK

>>129166369

https://youtu.be/jsPh_1exnYE

>>129166484
>they were born here so they're british!!!

As I said, fuck off to reddit.

Is this the guy who spoke Urdu in parliament?

>>129166125
>Setting it in Japan.
Why? The whole show was set in the US.

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>yfw the DUP ban gay sex UK-wide and force schools to teach creationism
>yfw they declare war on Scotland when they try to have another vote without permission.

I feel a great Trump tweet coming

this SNP damage control gonna take a while to get old.

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>Scottish Nationalists
>full of pakis
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF SCOTLAND

>>129166229
>won

No. Stop posting if you don't understand our electorate system

>>129166570
Also this. That matey talks like reddit too.

>hor hor I'm superior because I'm a CIVIC cuck with no convictions btw Ive been doing this longer than you I promise

>>129166457
They sent the tellers home as they were tired. So fuck knows.

cuckservatives lost power
DUP gained
SNP killed

Labour still not winning.

good outcome.

Who's a bigger fuckup lads? Cameron or May?

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B-but muh Hard Brexit

Corbyn is a Marxist IRA terroist how can he win seats

>>129166540
>This is a retarded attitude. Do you think muzzies should be completely at liberty to practice and preach their filth religion here?

If it is directing hate, then no. But am I going to sacrifice my right to free speech, my right to vote, my vote to think, my vote to share my opinions, and my right to be a human to annoy some brown people? Fuck no.

You have no idea what it is to live in an authoritarian state.

>>129166637
She got more votes and seats than Corbyn, the supposed "winner"

She gets to make a government with DUP

Corbyn could try a coalition with 5 different parties and still come short

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>>129166509

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>>129165662
out of touch yank here, what did you guys mean by this?

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How.

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I'm sorry guys.

>>129166594
>Declaring war on their cousins

>>129166615
i hope it starts with "just heard the english had themselves an election"

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>>129166615
Fucking hell, can you imagine him in a room with Jez?

>>129166579
>The Whole Show
Yugioh has a lot of shows, anon

Maybe a minority government could be good if the DUP block the Conservatives' retarded shit

Jeremy Corbyn will be PM. get rekt jews

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>ANOTHER ELECTION WITHIN 6 MONTHS
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>ANOTHER ELECTION WITHIN 6 MONTHS
ANOTHER ELECTION WITHIN 6 MONTHS
>ANOTHER ELECTION WITHIN 6 MONTHS
ANOTHER ELECTION WITHIN 6 MONTHS
>ANOTHER ELECTION WITHIN 6 MONTHS
ANOTHER ELECTION WITHIN 6 MONTHS

screencap this because Jezza will be PM by 2018

>>129166570
>they were born here so they're british!!!

I never said that, though, did I? I said we can't deport them because they were born here...

Should of known hard brexit was never going to happen, god damn.

Cost of living is going to go up, our sovereignty lost, and only matter of time before there is enough muslims in the UK to push for an islam party or some sort of muslim communist party.

this is gonna be a hard one to ride out

Conservatives will form government right? So why the KEK BTFO bullshit?

Once again leftards have lost and the alt-right are pulling the strings.

>But she won by less than she should have!!

Fuck off triggered cucks

Fuck drexitpf and fuck british people.

>>129166673
May. 30pt lead and blew it. Deserved to be BTFO as well. Her campaign was utter shite.

>>129166326

Tell me about it.

Tory-DUP right wing death squads when?

>>129166704
It's full of niggers who have a tribal mentality.

>>129166112
>t. northcuck

>>129166704
Postal votes and brown people.

>>129166635
>>Scottish Nationalists
> >full of pakis

did tasmania achmed shake jihadi lose her seat,
along with fat salmond and the other faggot ?

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>>129166217
>SNP dead

Really

They English are circling the drain of history as the pakis take over

Biggest party in Scotland and runs the Scottish Parliament

>"Things are close in Kensington – so close that the tired tellers have been told to go home for a rest and come back later.

With the result on a knife-edge between Conservative Victoria Borwick and Labour’s Emma Dent Coad, the count has been suspended without a result and will resume later on Friday or possibly even tomorrow."

>>129166755
Which is why we change human rights laws so we can...

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>>129166704
Is Animal Welfare Party meme tier?

>>129166668
>SNP killed
If you believe that you have no idea how good Nicola is at digging her head in the sand.
She will say this is still a victory, which it is in a way since they have the majority of Scottish seats

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>>129166594

>>129166681
Seconding this

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>>129166673
May hands down.

Remember this meme?

>>129166673

May. Cameron at least ruled for more than a year before having to resign already

>>129166701
She called an election to increase her mandate. Lost seats, lost votes, doesn't have the majority needed to form a government

>>129166704
If you're a retard, you can't tell who else is a retard
>black man pointing to head.png

>>129166704
Her constituents like her evidently.

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>>129166675
Because he actually isn't, he's just a man who likes trains

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>>129166650
Fuck, that's the reason I'm still awake. I wanna know if they voted Conservative.

>>129166681
Neither do you you fucking pussy.

How can you have liberty without authority? the first without the latter is unbridled chaos and degeneracy. I suppose that's what you want.

>>129166695
I'm not saying Corbyn is a ""winner"" either.
It's a hung parliament. There are no winners.There is still all to play for. AND FOREVER TO PLAY IT

>>129166705
I find it hard to believe that benny boy was ever pro brexit

>>129166330

Fuck of you cucky little bastard

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come home, British man

Jesus what a clusterfuck.

I mean I want Brexit delayed because I'm moving to the UK with my gf in a couple of years and want it to be smooth as possible, but this shit is just more confusing to me

>>129166594
do the irish hate dup?

>>129166811
Yes yes and yes.

>>129166820
Are you retarded? Who do you think would accept these? Where do we deport them to?

We can arrest them for hate preaching without deportation and the subsequent repealing of our human rights.

>>129166816
Do they even have a majority now?
Can they even vote on a second referendum?

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>>129166484
Yeah, you definitely have to go back.

Here's a fun game, name any twat and imagine how angry they must be right now. Nigel Farage, James Delingpole, Richard Littlejohn, Dan Hodges, Tony Blair, it's just joyous.

>Sterling dying a death again, 1 year later

Will the pound ever recover?

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>>129166675

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>>129166856
why the fuck would she do that? failed 4d chess?

>>129166752
As expected of country grown vegetables

>>129166824
Yes. They also stand in my constituency (Hackney South).

>>129166705
Stop posting this. No one gives a fuck about Ben Goyim

>>129166884
They said on BBC news that it'll probably be some time this afternoon, so just go to bed mate.

http://www.lbc.co.uk/politics/elections/general-election-2017/jeremy-corbyns-awkward-high-five-fail-watch/
haha hi five lads

>>129166916

Holy shit now THAT'S thicc

>>129166941
The vast majority are first or second generation. We deport them to the country of their parents or grandparents.

Why do you care so much about the "rights" of paki terrorists?

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>McDonnell arguing for Labour minority government
Commence Nationalisation

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Somebody find hitchens get hold of this nigga so I can make sense of all this!

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>>129166856
FUCK OFF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND SHES PLAYING 4D CHESS

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OH BRAVO. BRAVO! YOU'VE ONLY GONE AND FUCKED US AGAIN YOU RURAL AND SUBURBAN RETARDS!!

>>129166594
Truly best timeline

>>129166958
Murdoch apparently ragequit his viewing party halfway through

>>129166891
>the first without the latter is unbridled chaos and degeneracy.
"hurdur he doesn't want to sacrifice his human rights and give his billionaire funded government the right to do whatever they want, quick, call him a pussy"

>How can you have liberty without authority?

Hurdur Freedom is Slavery.

>the first without the latter is unbridled chaos and degeneracy.

Except authority is not the same as authoritarianism, is it, you retard?

>>129166774
>Conservatives will form government right?
Not necessarily. Labour have done well, and depending on these incoming four constituencies' results could conceivably form a coalition.
Even if they can't, May losing an actual parliamentary majority for her party is bad news for her and her supporters, because it delegitimises her entire platform. They may well form the next government, but not with her policies.

>>129166817
So assuming they started at 2200 those fuckers made £250 and will be getting more later, jammy bastards

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>tfw vulnerable blue constituency
>tfw stayed blue

>>129167030
It wouldn't make sense to have the #2 party in charge...has it ever happened before?

>>129166958
Piers Morgan

>>129166947
Going to be an even more resounding NO. Wee Nicola will have to resign and go back to standing in for the Krankies and the party will dissolve. Can't wait.

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>>129166990
Damn, alright. Night mate, or morning I guess.

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>>129165662


Are you saying something is wrong with the Orcs we're sending you Goy?

That's very hurtful.

>>129166668
>Brexit dead
>Good outcome
>If you kill yourself you win

How much is Anna Soubry regretting that half tired/half drunk interview last night?

Media damage control is sweet

We got a far right coalition Tory+DUP with 229 seats instead of a cuckservative majority of 330

Labor is stuck with Corbyn forever

great election for the right wing

>>129167103
You just seem to want an excuse to do nothing about the problems in our nation.

Voted DUP by the way, fuck the tories and labour.

>>129166816
You need a new picture to post with lad.

Any party is only as good as it's momentum and the SNP will be crashing and burning.

Never been happier Scotland will feel the full force of Brexit and I'm glad I turned my seat blue. Sorry Angus

>>129167016
You couldn't handle that kraut

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>>129167035
After this debacle the Tory party will start to die.
It's about damn time too.
Hopefully a properly conservative party will replace them.

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Breaking:
They've recounted so much they've given up.

Not even exaggerating, it could be a draw.
What then?

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>>129166975

Finally the British electorate have de-cucked themselves from (((murdoch))) and (((dacre))) just absolutely glorious

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I'm sure Nige is boarding a plane, smoking cigarrettes mad as fuck. No one says shit to him about the cigs though because the one flight attendant looked at him and felt the mortal coil on her throat.

UKIP is dead.

>>129166954
>Doesn't want to give his Jew/Billionaire ran government the right to cause havoc with no restrictions

>hahahh tumblrfag

>>129166964
She was 20% ahead when she called the election. She's a shit campaigner

>>129167029

We can deport their parents if they still have citizenship to their native country, but we can't deport the kids who don't have citizen ship to Pakitown because they wont accept them...
>>129167080
LABOUR FAGS OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEE!

When will the second brexit referendum be held?
Or will they just cancel it to save time?

>>129167203
>stuck with Corbyn
>stuck
He gave them the biggest seat gain since Blair in 1997

>>129167249
Coin toss I think

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Why did he hack the election to be a hung parliament?

Could someone please reply to this post when May starts speaking. I'm so tired. I'm just going to rest my eyes for a bit. Not fall asleep. Please reply to give me a notification so I'll know when to open them again.

>>129166681
>sacrifice my right to free speech
We haven't had free speech for fucking decades

>>129167249
P E N A L T I E S

>>129167332
That's how they do it in Iowa.

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So is there a problem with the idea of a Con+DUP coalition? Because it seems like that's the only option.
DUP is pro-Brexit, but do the parties have enough in common to form a coalition?

>>129167211
>You just seem to want an excuse to do nothing about the problems in our nation.

There is an awful lot of middle ground between 'doing nothing' and repealing our human rights and giving the Tories unrestricted control to fuck this country even further

>>129167082
Btfo faggot

>>129167293
There was never going to be a second referendum

>tfw just 22 votes could've made the difference in sacking (((Ian Austin)))

>>129167249
Coalition with Buckethead.

>>129167293
Lib dems lost Svenmed.

>>129167293
Funny Ahmed.
If there`s a second and it wins, there will be a third, a fourth, a fifth, until people tire and vote for what (((they))) want.

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>tellers told to go home

RIGGED

FUCKING RIGGED

HERE COMES THE VOTE TAMPERING


RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEDDDDDD

>>129167203
But the far right is retarded too though

>>129167231
Never going to happen, in order for a poltical party to be competitive it needs to be as broadly utilitarian and centrist as possible. The more principled a party becomes the more of our diversely opinionated electorate they alienate.

>>129167356

Putin is Kek. All he wants is Chaos.

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>>129165662
>Nigel Farage will probably go back into politics.

What's with the mummyfag argie?

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>Post yfw the DUP makes Mummy May roll back the gay marriage laws in order to agree to a hard Brexit, and all the lefties start going rabid.

>>129167082
Good election, good election

However

>>129167410
>what (((they))) want

Jews voted 77% CONSERVATIVE

>>129167310
Thats not exactly Corbyns doing though, its more May being a mustache twirling villain.

>>129167375
they talked about it in the past
torys used to support UUP in northern ireland but not anymore.

>>129167231
>B-but muh thousand year Tory Reich!

>>129167363
Perhaps, but the same applies to human rights, just change 'free speech' with 'human rights'.

>>129167375
>DUP is pro-Brexit,

DUP will want soft-Brexit because that is ideal, economically speaking, for NI.

Tory DUP coalition will lead to soft Brexit

NIGE ON BBC ONE WITH THE NEIL IN A MINUTE

>Breaking: DUP Coalition possible

>>129167375
Not having a majority is very damaging to party confidence and the other parties will start pandering to the DUP

>>129167356
Tip of the spear all over again, Lenin was a mistake!
Just that now they want bioweapons instead of nazis.

>>129166536
i wanna lick her pointy teeth

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>mfw I helped flip my constituency from tory to LD by less than 1000 votes
>mfw I cucked the tories out of the extra seat they needed to comfortably form a majority govt with the DUP
YES. FUCK YOU /pol/

>>129166166
You should burn in hell for all eternity for posting that thumbnail. I hope your daughter marries a an Indian corpse eater.

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share your constituencies lads

Tfw the best possible outcome happened

>>129167402
That's Lord Buckethead to you.

>>129167492
post llink

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neil vs nige next

>>129167467
Hello, newfriend, ((())) mean globalists, not that jew or the other in particular.

>>129167139
on a national parliament, no idea

on a local state level, sure. in BC, the 2nd place guy made a pact with 3rd place to take the state legislature

>>129167518
UMM, they'll have 319 when cornwall is counted

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>cornwall wont be done til 9am

Fuck it, i'm getting some sleep before the cunt council lads come to trim my trees.

>>129167375
They'll demand a soft border between Norn and the RoIre.
Freedom of movement to stay.

>>129166673

Easily May. She had a 20 % lead, a poll suggested she was the most popular prime minister for a long time, she had Brexit on her side, and she still managed to lose the majority the conservatives had, meaning that she delayed Brexit talks for months for nothing.

It was such a spectacular fuck up it's almost as if she did it on purpose so that Brexit could be sabotaged.

>>129167592
I ONLY HAVE IPLAYER WHICH DOESNT WORK IN BURGERLAND. SOMEONE GIVE BURGER THE BURGER LINK.

>>129167557
nice try MI5

>>129167203
>We got a far right coalition Tory+DUP

Tories aren't conservative, they're not far-right.

>Labor is stuck with Corbyn forever

Corbyn was 20 points behind a few weeks ago, if May stays on, there's a decent chance he could win the next election.

>great election for the right wing

No it isn't.

>>129167518
Sry mate

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017

Hourly reminder that DUP will not let muslims in don't believe the shills

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>>129167557

>>129167608
>newfriend, ((())) mean globalists, not jews

go back to the_donald, you fucking subhuman monkey

>>129166964
She fancies herself a cersei but she got inprisoned by the faith.
Ironically even though the early election was her idea, she needed corbyn's support to inplement it. It should have set alarm bells ringing when corbyn accepted the challenge

>>129167602
>Neil's ear
Utterly based but he's a shape of a man

>>129167642
Which Cornwall is this? North or SE?

>Brexit BTFO
>Nige banished from politics
>Corbyn as PM in 6 months

The world self-corrects itself, eh britbongs?

>>129167278
>We can't deport the poor terrorists because muh human rights
>hahahh tumblrfag
Damn right - tumblrfags OUT

>>129167440

> Not, a man denied his Brexit

>>129167647
Yeah funny a lot of people were calling into LBC just after the Tories released their manifesto to say they thought she was purposely sabotaging it.

>Hard Brexit confirmed
>Nige comes back to politics
>far right DUP will be in government

The world self-corrects itself, eh britbongs?

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>>129167557
WE HELD ON BOYOS

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>>129167467
>Jews voted 77% CONSERVATIVE
Really makes you think

>>129167203
>lose seats
>lose majority
>become laughing stock
w-we won g-guys

>>129167679
Can`t go back to where I`ve never been to, and this proxy of yours is getting boring already, you better change it, argenigger.
((())) means literally a globalist jew or a leftist jew, you`re not even white and there isn`t a single jew in your country, if there was, at least somebody would have money.

>>129167718
North Cornwall, the most interesting one.

>>129167742

Don't forget

>May not willing to step down

Have we started the fire?

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>>129167557

>>129167275
It never was alive. Even at the height of brexit fever they have never won a single Mp at the ballot box

>>129167203
go to bed argienon you've been chatting shit all night

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>>129167742
>>129167796
wtf is going on here

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>>129167800
>here's how we're still strong and stable

>>129167818
>Lib Dems could conceivably win this one
Fug yes, this is going to be a good day

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>>129167602
>neils ear
Is he a fucking elf?

We don't need to kick out any muslims, just shut down all the radical Imams. Most muzzies are good lads; they may hate us and our way of life but tbf right wingers want to kill all poor, disabled, and left voting Britons as well

THE FUCKING BREXIT NEGOTIATIONS ARE GONNA BE DELAYED NOW.

I FUCKING HATE MAY

>>129167797
Honestly I love UK constituency names. Straight out of GoT or LOTR

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THIS


IS


THE


FACE


OF


FAILURE

>>129167800
>lose seats
1
>lose majority
nope
>laughing stock
you mean corbyn that is celebrating a loss?

>>129167765

Are you being intentionally disingenuous, or are you retarded?

I'm saying we cannot deport homeborn terrorists because WE HAVE NOWHERE TO DEPORT THEM TO, you tit. We can, however, arrest them on suspicion and arrest them for spreading hate/inciting violence. You can arrest them without repealing your human rights.

Do you seriously get all your information from /pol/ without using your own brain?

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>Survation was right all along

Lol

>>129167468
Continue underestimating corbyn. That was May's mistake and you dont seem to learn from it.

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>>129167557

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>>129167837
The fire rises

>>129167945

No, he's entirely fucking right, this is all May being literally Snidely Whiplash.

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>>129167557
Tories basically got back all the votes they lost to UKIP last time but good gains for Labour in a seat that they have historically always done shit in.

REMINDER THAT ALL THE 5 LEFTARD PARTIES TOGETHER GOT LESS SEATS THAN THE 2 RIGHT WING PARTIES

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>if the snp held scotland they couldve formed a super coalition with labour & others

>>129167947

London was a mistake...

>talking on BBC news about how article 50 can be reversed

BREXIT CANCELLED

"May" will be for hubris what "Quisling" is for treason.

>>129167853
Thanks Kippers.

>>129167927
>nope
Being able to form a government with DUP isn't having a majority. Tories will have to bend over backwards to keep DUP on their side.

>>129167918
When are Muslims going to have their own Protestant Reformation to turn them into civilised human beings like the Christians did?

>>129167927
>lose seats
>1

Tories lost 12. They called the election hoping to win 50. You're a full blown retard

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>We don't know when or if we're going to hear from Theresa May

>>129167925
It's irrelevant, she still gets what she wants. A Brexit in name alone and continued immigration and destruction of national identity cementing party politics into the center ground for all time.

>Call election when your opposition is at their lowest point
>Lose seats
>Intend to stay on as PM

>When we can't decide on a government to do the Brexit negotiations so we have a ultra-hard Brexit because of political incompetence
Sounds good tonne

Hopefully this will include the ECHR as well as the EU and EFA

>>129167888
argentinian jewery

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>labour celebrating bot being able to form a government
This is what they have become.

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>>129168042
329
it was 330 before

>>129166785
Same shit were I live, nobody agrees with anything labour stand for but have to vote for them because 'muh party of the working class, muh Maggie milk snatcher' fucking infuriating

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>>129167995
>this retarded butthurt argie

>>129168114
*not

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>DUP might demand May resign

https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/6g6qa1/guess_this_means_no_free_uni/

NIGE AND NEIL

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>>129167557
Liverpool is a cancer.

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>>129168044
Please stay you big faggot.
Gotta sort that Prube fellow out for us.

>a mandate for her kind of breakfast

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>>129168114
>>129168139
Dumb Satanya poster.

>>129168136
>celebrating a fucking loss

the pathetic state of the left wing LMAOOOO

ONLY NEED DUP TO SAY YES

ONLY NEED DUP TO SAY YES

ONLY NEED DUP TO SAY YES

ONLY NEED DUP TO SAY YES

ONLY NEED DUP TO SAY YES

ONLY NEED DUP TO SAY YES

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>>129168044
Theresa May and the 1922 committee right now

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>Talks with DUP

>>129168140
They wont, but it would be great if they did