Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 51st edition

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COMRADES RISE

May not resigning just like Cameron.

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OY VEY MAYBE THIS RESULT WAS BASED ON BREXIT
LET'S HAVE ANOTHER REFERENDUM SO WE KNOW FOR SURE

t. mummy

Fuck why is May so stubborn, tories LOST because of her doesn't she realise her career is finished?

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>>129163946
cuckservatives BTFO
racists BTFO

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>CONFIRMED NOT RESIGNING

PUT YOUR MONEY DOWN BOYS

QUICK

Who here nostalgic for 2010-2015 with big man dave and milimeme

Truly the most maximum comfy period

>>129163946

THICC

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So what now?

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London is truly a foreign country.

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Well, were they right?

http://www.theamericanconservative.com/articles/unmaking-england/

Solid read on how mass immigration has transformed Britain forever

Recommended to those interested in demographics - blackpill warning

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A P O L O G I S E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KYYVrBX4v0
TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOOOOWN

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MISS ME YET?

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>>129163513
>40% vote share
>Only like 4 constituencies were decided by 1-3% in favor of Labor
>Tories now have the joy of running an anemic and enfeebled government propped up by another party as they get blamed for all of the negatives that come with a soft Brexit

meanwhile

>Labor solidifies itself as a real force in British politics again
>40%+ share of the vote
>Corbyn takes Labor away from its Blairite and neoliberal tendencies
>Shows that left-wing parties do actually have a future in western democracies and shows that social democracy is still well and alive
>Provides a solid foundation plan for other social democratic and center-left parties to work with; appealing to the center and neoliberal bullshit is not a viable strategy anymore

But yeah, Labor totally didn't win anything today.

it's weird,right at this moment you guys are all...British like,with accents and everything

really makes me think

>>129163946
THICC

>>129164163
well no, because he didn't win.

>>129164163
HE DIDN'T FUCKING WIN

>tanked her party
>not resigning
What a cunt.

>>129164208
She probably would've sperged out worse

if she doesn't resign i'll be fucking gutted

>>129164215
absolutely
KEKED
U
C
K
E
D

>>129164163
Well no, because labour will not get into power

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Right wing won

Good effort leftards, but you won't be government

Can someone be kind enough to Moggpill a yank?

Lads, can we really risk another snap election? The resentment against the tories will be even greater, as it will be the third in less than 3 years.

We cannot risk Corbin becoming PM

>>129164145
Hated cleggy party but loved him

>>129164126
she's addicted to power and notoriously stubborn

>>129164140
>UK about to have the furthest right government since Thatcher
>UK RIGHT WING BTFO!!

lol

SHE'S NOT RESIGNING

>>129164126
>promises period of stability under her rule
>turns into a storm of people calling for her head

hahaha

>>129164145
>who here nostalgic for the era in which Cons promised lower immigration and lowered non-white immigration while flooding the UK with Polish people instead

>>129164208
no that wouldn't be possible

>>129164259
this is why you don't want women in leadership positions

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>>129164276
>UKIP to Labour
What kind of retard would do this?

Why doesn't Farage just make a Nigel Farage Party?

Continental and Aus politicians do it all the time

>>129164316
JRM predicted another election in October

>>129164157
Remain in EU in all but name and a Great British Firewall and full Internet censorship. Congrats on choosing the worst of both worlds.

NIGE BTFO BY BASED SUE PERKINS

https://twitter.com/sueperkins/status/873027808351498241

>>129164163
well,ya

it felt exactly like Bernie winning election....by not

Who are the DUP?

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>>129164163
Corbyn > Sanders

>>129164208
>couldn't handle one negative story

No not really.

>Jezza BTFO libs and back stabbers, already commencing the purge

>May stays

>Tories spreading their legs for a coalition

>hard Brexit now a dream

>UKIP memed out of existence

Can this get any better

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>>129164300
Only joking retard go suck on Ahmeds ding dong

>>129164331
It won't be her decision

The party elders will decide

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What's wrong with the Cornish?

>>129164344
Anti Establishment voters

>>129164228
Don't think too hard, you'll hurt yourself

>>129164387
Would be better if May didn't stay.

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Maybe this term will kill off the Tory party once and for all so that we can get a proper conservative party up there.

>>129164144
Which bookies? It's 2/9 on Paddy Power

>>129164371
What's he said that's objectionable today tho

>>129164344
May is insanely invasive and pro-snooping and surveillance, but also pro immigration which turns off UKIP voters on libertarian grounds

SWINGOMETER

Let's take comfort in the fact the United Kingdom will be closer than ever

As fucked as this is lads, it feels like a happening
I'm excited

Plus May and her internet surveillance shit are now well and truly wankered

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GO AWAY THERESA

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>>129164275
Who set the women on us though?

>>129164212
so yeah, nothing
btw fuck may

>>129164331
it's not a tenable position

>>129164406
Things move slow in the country

>>129164307
>argentinian trying to understand uk politics
we should have snuffed your country out when we had the chance friendo

>>129164329
Tell me this is actually happening, that would be a wake up call to their youth.

>>129164406
Too busy fucking sheep.

>>129164344

Fuck off, Straya cunt.

https://www.dailystormer.com/this-is-real-im-not-joking-about-endorsing-jeremy-corbyn/

>>129164406
Too many fingers to count with

Swingometer lads get hype!

>>129164259
T. Blairite talking about Corbyn

>>129163946

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>129164379
northern irish unionists

>>129164163
>Bernie winning the election means getting cucked hard by a Republican Congress

That sounds like a fun alternate timeline to live in

>>129164371
leftists are so fucking retarded

nigel farage was as influential as most politicians even despite not being an MP

So from what I understand, the Conservatives romped in the local elections, then actively set about killing their voters' enthusiasm before the snap election.

Now globalist May wants to remain in office and will use this as an excuse to go ultra-soft Brexit like the establishment wants. Is this correct?

Im fucking pissed lads, UKIP didnt stand for the first time in over a decade and the almost 6 thousand vote swing went to mostly labour instead thus winning the seat.

>>129164379
Northern Ireland, from what I could understand.

>>129164512
fucking hell

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HAHAHA CONSERVASHITS BTFO

NO BREXIT

YEE YEE

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Ulster Scots and Scots surprisingly rally behind the union. Wales decided to fuck sheep instead becoming new most fucked country in a shocking brexit vote swing.

>>129164508
It's not like the sheep are going to fuck themselves

>Theresa May doesn't plan on resigning
JUST

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>>129164344
Corbs is actually more anti-EU than most Tories, just for banking related reasons

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>>129164344
Everyone knows that Corbyn voted Leave on the sly.

>>129164371
>UKIP was literally formed to get a Brexit
>They get a Brexit
>WOW NIGE BTFO WHAT AN IDIOT UK IMPLODING FALLING APART

???

>>129164406
All the roads round there are single track shitty things.

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>>129164144
>>129164438
Yeah too late, immediately went down when I made that post. Was gonna smack £200 on or something but didn't make it on time.

>>129164379
The jews

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>>129164512

>>129164164
Nothing is forever anon, but the longer people sit on their hands saying "w-we can't remove millions of browns because that would be racist!" the more entrenched they become.

>Jeremy #KingOfSwing Vine

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>>129164570
>it's a Yank posting in a thread on matters he knows fuck all about

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Will our Nige become an MP?

May is a fucking moron. Thank God for the DUP though. The new based party.

btw corbyn is still not PM and never will be.

>>129164415
you were probably all like..."oi,wat a bloody daft yank cunt innit"

>>129164344
Tories aren't anti-immigration enough to win them over and Labour are offering more bennies

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>MAY NOT RESIGNING
MAY NOT RESIGNING
>MAY NOT RESIGNING
MAY NOT RESIGNING
>MAY NOT RESIGNING
MAY NOT RESIGNING
>MAY NOT RESIGNING
MAY NOT RESIGNING
>MAY NOT RESIGNING
MAY NOT RESIGNING

DUDE ANOTHER ELECTION IN A FEW MONTHS LMAO

Lads, never really got into NI politics, could you give me a quick rundown of DUP?

>>129164583
>>129164595
Yeah well his MPs smell blood and they're going to attack Brexit thanks to this result.

>>129164522
>Corbyn
>tanked
You mean revitalised? Fuck off Tony.

Post yfw in the next election at the end of the year the Tories run a decent campaign and labour gets <20%

btw leftists you still lost even when mummy may completely fucked her campaign, and when you pulled out all the stops. That you couldn't outright win in this situation shows how weak labour really is.

>>129164576
Welsh realised Brexit is going to fuck them harder than anyone else

>>129164511
>unironically reading alt-right faggotry
Seriously nigger?
Got that Milo book already?

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>>129164631
We're already dead.

>>129164212
>immediately goes back to backing mass immigration of shitskins
>people remember why they hate "left wing" parties

>>129164666
WE KNOW

>>129164596
should've stayed in politics to oversee the actual Brexit to the end

>>129164426

What?

She's dragging the Tories down and her disastrous deal management and inability to not be retarded are one of the best weapons against the conservatives.

Why would we want her to resign?

>>129164478
>Gain 30+ seats and shit all over your rival party, paving the way for its future fucking up in future elections
>Nothing

come on leaf

>>129164215

APOLOGIZE

>>129164709
Olavette pls go.

>>129164666
Pathetic tbqh

>>129164652
>thank god for soft brexit

Fuck off

>>129164695
>That you couldn't outright win in this situation shows how weak labour really is.
I love this narrative when Corbyn dragged Labour from the brink of irrelevance to killing a Tory majority in six weeks

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>4 seats left

So it'll be Tories + DUP in minority coalition? Lab and the others won't have enough seats will they?

Brexit is now doomed. Its all about keeping Corbyn out of Number 10 at any cost, May can fuck off, Tories need a new leader which probably means another early GE within 3 years.

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>>129164631
The country has been lost for years.
The US is lost too, it's just a matter of time.

>>129164140
>he doesn't know yet
Those Ulster unionists are going to fuck your shit up kike.

Will Ruth Davidson get a cabinet position now?

>>129164802
>minority coalition

MAY HAS NO INTENTION OF RESIGNING

FUCKING SELFISH HAG

>>129164379
I agree with them on almost everything...

Who is predicted to get the last few seats lads?

>>129164776
Sorry, newfriend, can`t join real white club being a mixed mongrel, gotta stick to those (((alt-righters))) and spencer bionic tits alright then.

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>>129164797
Have you thanked Scotland today?

>>129164802
>minority coalition
with the DUP in coalition and Sinn Fein abstentions they will have a majority

>>129164853
Considering she's in scotland, no

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>Nobody wins
>SNP Loses

Well this was the best result I could have hoped for

RED PILL ME ON WHO WON

>>129164406
Just one bloke counts them down there i think

>>129164275
If we kill you the propaganda stops

There is no getting around it...Slow targeted removal is much more effective than a large-scale Nazi movement..Slow as in if you get a chance take it.

>>129164853
She's not even an MP m8

>>129164666
>May backs remain
>May won't hold an GE
>May won't resign
Hmm...

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>>129164866
Soon?

>>129164853
>msp
>in the cabinet

That's not how our politics works

>>129164802

do y'all literally just make up new rules as you go along?

May has no intention of resigning as her Conservative colleagues bang at her door and demand her head.

>>129163946
Oh Nige

https://twitter.com/nigel_farage/status/872973758419664896

>>129164908
We all lost.

>>129164505
one look at the news would tell you it isn't

>>129164788
>historically the second largest party
>"the brink of irrelevance"

very funny lad, any 'irrelevance' was his fault to start with, and the increase in vote share only came about because of Tory self sabotage. To deny this is pure delusion.

>>129164675
>pro-soft Brexit
>anti-abortion/SSM
>Protestant conservative support base
>anti-Good Friday Agreement
>anti-Taig

Overall pretty based

>>129164804
>The US is lost too
nah,our shit's to big...we can have white enclaves everywhere


where we could just wait for inevitable collapse and pick up the pieces

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MAJORITY

>>129164908
Globalists.

>>129164882
You're welcome, anything to stick it to the SNP.

>>129164863
Idk, she seems to be the only one in politics serious abiut delivering on Brexit so I do hope, useless as she is, that she stays and tries to deliver.

>>129164884
with the DUP in coalition they will have an overall majority

>>129164908
Everyone lost

>>129164522
corbyn had a fucking massive mandate, are you new to politics

>>129164797
They'll all be Tory anyway

>>129164908
The European Union

What a disaster.

New election later this year then?

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Going down with the ship I see

>>129164908
>literally no-one won
>it's a draw
Sorry guys but this semen slurping politics isn't for me

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>Welsh Labour speaks for Wales

>>129164948
One can only hope.

>>129164890
>>129164919
Good points, maybe she can take Mays sit when she steps down next week

May shouldn't have skipped the final debate

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>>129164908

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YOUTH TURNOUT 72%. YOU ALL OWE YOUGOV SOMETHING

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>Leading figures across the EU warned that chaos in Westminster would make the Brexit negotiation timetable a near-impossible task with talks due to start in ten days.

>Theresa May’s political future was an open question after the exit polls, Bild, Germany’s biggest newspaper, reported while she was branded the “big loser” by a German Social Democratic Party MP.

>Carl Bildt, the former Swedish prime minister, blamed the “mess” in British politics on a lack of true leadership and diplomats in Brussels lamented that there could be no reliable negotiating partner across the table.

>The view of EU capitals was that Mrs May needed a decent majority so she could face down hardline Conservative backbenchers who would refuse to compromise on the Brexit “divorce” money and the extensive rights Brussels wanted to see for EU citizens.

>Mrs May invoked Article 50 of the Lisbon treaty at the end of March to begin the two-year Brexit process and the talks were slated to begin on Monday week.

>“Who will we be meeting in two weeks? We do not know and we will not know for weeks if it is a hung parliament. Instability will be unhelpful for everyone but especially for Britain,” one EU diplomat in Brussels said last night as the exit polls were announced. “We wanted a strong negotiator with Britain behind her; that is not looking good after this exit polls.”

>Mr Bildt tweeted: “Could be messy for the United Kingdom in the years ahead. One mess risks following another. Price to be paid for lack of true leadership.”

>>129164884
SF could take up their seats and they'll still have a majority

>>129164965
>326 seats for a majority
>325 seats

Retard

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>phoned my sister to get some feelings off my chest regarding my ex because she's good with advice
>end up explaining the election result to her
>she has to go before I can talk about my feelings

>>129164950
>any 'irrelevance' was his fault to start with
It was the result of a biased perception that has been utterly destroyed at the polls. Negative voting isn't a thing, if it was, the Tory campaign which was entirely negative, would've won. Corbyn knows how to inspire people, love him or loathe him. May can't stand the sight of people.

Lads, would Sinn Fein take up their seats and join with Corbyn? He is an IRA lover after all and a friend of Gerry Adams

>>129164666
So, can DUP and Tories fuck up their coalition?

>>129164804
The US is won, not lost. If Hillary had won it would be lost though.

>>129165044
>A Romanian MEP tweeted his pure disbelief at the state of British political leadership. “She has a majority, calls an election, loses the majority and has no coalition partner. And Article 50 is ticking,” Siegfried Muresan, a centre-right MEP, said.

>In Berlin the Social Democratic Party (SPD) were celebrating the rise in Labour seats but were concerned at the impact of a hung parliament on the Brexit process. “I am so happy for Labour colleagues that probably none have lost their seats but nevertheless my first thought was ‘damn, a hung parliament’,” Jens Zimmermann, an MP in the SPD, said. He tweeted that Mrs May was “already a big loser” after the exit polls.

>“Party politics aside it is probably a very tough result from the German and European point of view because it brings uncertainty as we know how badly the British politicians feel about forming a coalition government,” he said. “If Theresa May really does lose her majority then she probably has to resign because this is such a huge setback and she definitely made huge mistakes during the campaign.

>“I do not think we will see any reverse of the Brexit position. We know that many Labour MPs feel bound to abide by the referendum. I hope that this could mean a fresh start to the Brexit process because we have gone through all the details in our Brexit task force and realised that it is really not doable in the two years. We need some sort of agreement to a transition period to have proper negotiations on all the details.”

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>>129164963
Enjoy defending those white enclaves from hordes of spiccs n blacks.

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>>129164908
No one really, but Jezza Corbs did better than anyone expected

IRISH TRAITORS

>>129165086
Gerry has confirmed that they won't

>>129165086
Not a chance

>>129164555

At least i got digits.

>>129163946
we relevant again lads

>>129164344

Because the poor retards who used to vote UKIP need handouts from the government

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I thought the Lib Dems were going to be flattened this morning...

Imagine what kind of person actually votes for a nothing party led by a nothing man like Farron...

>>129164978
She should make way for Davis or Boris. She's useless, a proper weak link.

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Hahaha

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>>129165063
Yeah I'm sure those cornish seats will go red lad.
LE UPBOAT 4u

>>129165104
>>129165044

>Brit/pol/ thought they'd ever actually leave the EU

(((They))) always win, baby

>>129164908

EVERYBODY LOSES THIS IS LIKE CHRISTMAS
https://youtu.be/jsPh_1exnYE

>>129163946
>DUP already outlining a soft brexit as part of the terms for propping up an enfeebled Tory party
bullshit

>>129165104
>In Belgium Jurek Kuczkiewicz, the EU affairs editor for Le Soir newspaper, said: “Has a once confident nation lost its common sense? How would have May reacted if someone told her ‘No majority is better than a bad majority?’ If the exit poll proves to be accurate, good luck to Michel Barnier and EU in Brexit negotiation.”

>Kit Juckes, an analyst at Société Générale, added: “It’s going to be close, and results will come out through the night, but this is going to leave Theresa May struggling to keep control of the Brexit process.”


>As Brussels woke up today — almost exactly a year after the Brexit referendum — it appeared that British voters had delivered another shock to the European Union (Bruno Waterfield writes).

>With a hung parliament there would be no British negotiator — not David Davis or anyone else — getting on the Eurostar in 10 days to begin negotiations for Britain’s withdrawal from the EU. The EU’s deadline of agreeing the basic principles of Britain’s exit by December would be in real trouble with the cliff edge of a disorderly Brexit loomimg closer.

>Theresa May had assured other European leaders that an election would deliver a large majority for her, making her a more reliable negotiating partner. Senior EU officials hoped that a strengthened Mrs May would find it easier to ride out the flak from compromise on Brexit that she had signalled was on the cards.

>Now the opposite has happened: Mrs May is weaker, or even out of office, and Britain appears more divided than ever.

Theresa may fucked her own campaign to get a soft brexit

lads
4 seats to go and my autism requires I stay up until it's complete.

WHEN will these four be done?
or at least when will the NEXT one come along?

>>129165107
easily

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>>129165064
>Having feelings
>Not living on a pure stream of banter

>>129165210
Counterpoint; no she didn't

>>129164406
I was there last week, everything really does move much more slowly. To get anywhere you have to budget at least half a day. I'm guessing the van carrying the ballot boxes got stuck in a hedge.

>>129165166
>declare a majority when it isn't a majority yet
You're the idiot here, wait a few minutes.

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>>129165187
>Even if Mrs May stays in post her room to compromise in Brexit talks — and she had signalled through diplomatic channels a willingness to do so — would disappear, making negotiations difficult or impossible. With a hung parliament, negotiations may not even take place at all. “Does Brexit even mean Brexit after this?” said one official early this morning.

>EU officials had relied on the election securing Mrs May in office until 2022, avoiding the previous electoral schedule of 2020 in the midst of Brexit. Now political instability is the order of the day. All this as the two-year Brexit clock is ticking after Mrs May triggered Article 50 in March.

>If Mrs May cannot form a government and Jeremy Corbyn comes to power, it would cause a political and financial meltdown that would threaten European stability. Brexit might just have been the beginning.

>>129164963
Somewhere between 400-600k births in the USA each year are to non-citizen mothers anyway. Remove illegals, fix problem.

>>129164922
Probably not, I still think dup are impressive in terms of conservatism and family values though.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sammy_Wilson_(politician)

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>The guy who stole Nick Clegg's seat is 25 years old
No wonder he looked so pissed off

>>129164960
Cheers AusBro, pity about the soft Brexit though

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>DUP WON'T SUPPORT HARD BREXIT
DUP WON'T SUPPORT HARD BREXIT
>DUP WON'T SUPPORT HARD BREXIT
DUP WON'T SUPPORT HARD BREXIT
>DUP WON'T SUPPORT HARD BREXIT
DUP WON'T SUPPORT HARD BREXIT
>DUP WON'T SUPPORT HARD BREXIT
DUP WON'T SUPPORT HARD BREXIT

>>129165104
When Romania is calling you out you know it's bad.

>>129165142
You're not fooling anyone, Mirror Ireland

still got more than in the exit polls, though, where not even con+DUP coalition reached majority

by the way, what would happen if exit polls had gotten it right?

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>>129165064
>feels
You fucking pussy.
Feel free to talk to us.

>>129164140
Europe? wtf, is that Germany's new flag?

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Ruth Davidson: "IndyRef2 is dead in Scotland"

As a Scot who voted Tory, I am in heaven.

Don't forget the DUP is full of hard brexiters, even though NI voted to remain. Hard Brexit will happen and Scotland WILL be part of it.

BE FUCKING HAPPY LADS

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>>129165064
>>129165235
>being so ironypoisoned you haven't had a genuine exchange of viewpoints in over a year
'feels good lads

Went to the local tesco to get some baked goods

and they hadnt put them out yet

shocking display tbqh, now I have to go later

>>129165301
fuck off fat ant

>>129165063
you a retard cunt, 8 seats won't be taken, effective majority is 232, go back to your poisoned island prison

WE DEMOCRATIC UNIONIST NOW

SO WE ARE

>>129165166
>Sources: Liberal Democrats might win St Ives from Tories making it even harder to form a minority Government

>>129165301
Told ya~

>>129165042
>be yougov
>be incredibly wrong in 2015 elections
>be incredibly wrong in 2017 elections

The only thing we owe them is not listening to them again, ever.

>Richmond lost by 45 votes
>North East Fife by 2
>Ceringdon by 104
>St Ives by 312
#FarronOut when?

Lets say may goes away, whos likely to take her role? Boris? Thats the name ive heard thrown around in the sticky thread.

>>129165181
(((They))) won decades ago mate, all this is, is them maintaining the illusion of choice.

>>129165301
>125x44

Yankposters

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Y'all limeys seen this video, I think its got high meme potential

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ce5_1496975359

>>129165166
Yeah I'm sure Theresa May will be able to whip all those 319 Con votes + 10 DUP when the whole reason why she called the election was because she couldn't wrangle the 330

>>129165262
i know,i was just saying worst comes to worst....we're in a way better position than brits

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ONE MORE SEAT

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>>129165301

>>129165357

Tories held it

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DUP-TORRIE ETERNAL ALLIANCE

I FUCKING CALLED IT YOU LITTLE SHITS

>>129165359
>be incredibly wrong in 2017 elections
Are you ok b?

Jeremy Corbyn actually ran a good campaign positioning himself as some hero of the people.

May got cocky

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>Only hope is a DUP+Tories coalition

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Ye got fucked, lads.

>>129165364
They are .06% of the world population

>>129165281

>toyboys
>putting cameras un womens toilets
>getting gay massages

Uhm yes good family values

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>>129165256
Have we started the fire?

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Well guys, I guess we're no longer coming out of the EU then...

>>129165301
Hard Brexit means no deal at all to the DUP, not the cucky stuff

>>129165430
No you didn't

>>129165360
If Farron hadn't condemned all sodomites to eternal Hellfire, we might be looking at a Labour+Lib Dem coalition right now

>>129165395
That's like saying that sitting in the back of a nose diving plane is better than the front.

thank me later
>IᖴᑌᑕK TOᑎIGᕼT .ᑕOᗰ

>>129165181
>>129165364
but british jews overwhelmingly voted tory

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>Hung Parliament
HAHAHAHAHA oh fucking Hell, Mummyposters absolutely BTFO
>n-n-nuh the polls are wrong
>muh yoof turnout
Coalition of Chaos™ incoming

>>129164939

>somewhere from a country where the actual vote count is more guidelines than actual rules, complains about others making it up as they go

DUP coalition sounded funny until it was actually happened. Now I'm worried.

>>129165285
As if that wasn't enough, Jared O'Mara a literal retard.

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>>129165330
Best possible result. I mean Tory majority in England wouldve been nice but to see the SNP get the boot after 10years of their shite is just magical.

>>129165390
she wont but whoever takes over will, given that it will be either that or another election, you tard

>can't be bothered to count in kensington because tellers are too tired and it's too close to call

lmao

So are Scots allowed to post here again? Without the massive Tory rise here, we'd be watching Corbyn be sworn in with the SNP, Lib Dems and Plaid Cymru at his side.

>>129165497
we can rile up their constituents

Before election: 330 (Tory cucks)
After election: 329 (based Tory+DUP)

Oh look, it's fucking nothing

>>129165552
Top analogy.

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>>129165462
>Celtic season ticket holder
>Voted Tory in scotland
I'm feeling devilish and you're pretend laughter is clear for all to see you sad faggot

>>129165405
>too tired to keep counting
RIGGING INCOMING

>KENSINGTON & CHELSEA MIGHT ANNOUNCE TOMORROW

I wish the UK was less cucked. I've always wanted to live over there. It seems like a nice place.

>>129165532
wheres paddy ashdown when u need him

Give me a quick rundown on the situation
I see the conservatives have the majority of the seats

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>Call early election
>Announce that you're going to cut heating allowance and censor the internet
>Act surprised when people stop voting for you

>UKIP voters want to leave and get immigration controls
>get mad at the Tories and flock back to Labour in droves
>end up causing the Tories to lose valuable seats
>now hard Brexit is basically impossible

Poetic justice really.

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>Everyone here wants brexit
>Too stupid to realise we'd be better off destroying it from the inside

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37iHSwA1SwE&ab_channel=HostisHumaniGeneris

MUMMYFAGS BTFO

>>129165552
i mean...it is

>>129165626
FUCK

>>129165570
>Tories aren't pro-immigration globalists
FOY

Counting is so hard guys.

BURN EUROPE TO THE GROUND

>>129164666
who may or may not resign?

Close result in St Ives desu

When St Ives have announced before you, you know you're being slow.

I am so happy the SNP got fucked. Salmond losing his seat to the tories no less, pottery

>>129165626
That is seriously fucking retarded.

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Reminder that if you don't think May will resign over this you're a retarded May shill.

this was just a way to fuck over UKIP and remove their influence from the brexit negotiations

I'm impressed

May has proven to be a complete joke and one of the worst PMs ever

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>>129165608
good Theresa May called a snap election amirite u fucking retard

>>129165658
All they did was say they were going to means test it so rich pensioners no longer get it.
BUT GOD FORBID RICH PEOPLE HAVE TO PAY FOR THINGS, RIGHT?

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>Those hundreds of /britpol/ posts that claimed "the young will never turn up to vote"
>30+ tory seats at least
>The UKIP vote will turn to tory, the north will turn blue
>Hard brexit is inevitable


Well I guess that was a load of shit

>>129165608
>hard brexit vs soft brexit

umm don't you have other islands to think about?

Just woke up & read the news.

Fuck yeah.

I literally CANNOT wait to see the headlines in the Torygraph, Daily Fail, Scum and Sex Press.

The amount of anal devastation will be incredible, I can almost hear Rupert Murdoch weeping with impotent rage from the comfort of my bedroom

Can't help but think that a competent conservative leader would have walked this....

>>129165658
Tory vote didnt go down though
labour just went up

>>129165619

Yes, we all know you're a "nation" of self hating cucks, hooligans, lesbians and drug addicts.

>>129164325

Tory in a nutshell

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HAVE YOU CUNTS SEEN THIS FUCKING VIDEO OF CORBYN SLAPPING A BITCH ON THE TIT??????


>>129165373
>>129165373

>>129165604
sure

NEW

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>>129165662

>>129165669
>UKIP voters want to leave and get immigration controls
Yes

>get mad at the Tories and flock back to Labour in droves

Labour pledged to end Freedom of Movement, so it was a perfectly reasonable decision to make


>now hard Brexit is basically impossible
Then UKIP will come back, and they will win again. Then this bullocks will happen again. and again. and again.

JUST ONE...MORE....SEAT and a Tory/DUP coalition is inevitable

DUP are based. They love the Queen, hate gays and abortion and have that delightful broad Norn Ireland accent

GUYS IT'S OVER.
JUST APOLOGIZE AND BEG TO COME BACK TO THE EU BEFORE YOU GET FUCKED TOO HARD.

Accept Euro and suck some german dick like the good girl that failed her dreams you are. It's not that bad

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>>129165673
May having a weak government will fuck with the EU more than us simply staying or leaving.

>>129165608
>call an election expecting a 100+ majority
>lose
>EU leaders now backtracking on EU negotiations, weakening the UK's position

it's the s-same guys, we w-won

Salmonds father died yesterday lads

>>129164126
Is there actually a competent politician out there?

In any party, not just Tory?

>>129163946
>>129165308
don't worry laddie, we're going to reach a reaaaal nice deal with mama may

>>129165848
Yes but I'd rather we don't fuck ourselves in the process

>>129165819

Dave wouldn't have blown a 20 point lead in the polls and thrown away their majority, that's for sure.

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>>129165776

>expecting brit/pol/ to know anything about politics

>>129165776
>right wing retards ever being right about anything

>>129165876

wew
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>>129165744
Only good things to come from this election:

>No Tory majority to censor internet
>No Tory majority for dementia tax
>No Tory majority for curbing of human rights
>No SNP threat
>Nige might be coming back to politics

This is the work of kek my friends!

KEK is a chaos god, like the website he was born out of, kek wants nothing more but to laugh and giggle at the shit he causes.

Thats why he made Trump and Brexit happen.

Thats why he made meme commisar Corbyn win.

He cares not for your fashy white children, he cares only about causing chaos!

And so should you!

How many were there going to St. Ives?

>>129165798
>labour still cant get in power despite the tories being led by may

lmaoing at your life family

>>129165861
DUP is probably gonna be tougher with Brexit, though a hard Brexit was never gonna happen.

So what happens? I don't understand UK politics. Do they deport all kebabs? Or get invaded by more?

>>129165823
Self hating? Not today faggot. I am beaming with the SNP dead as fuck

>>129165889
I'm sure more importing black bucks will be part of any deal

>>129164329
>UK about to have the furthest right government since Thatcher

You realise it was Theresa May and David davis that shut down the Tory Monday club right? The only remianing "right wing" part of the tory party and she shut it down? The whole destruction of the "nasty party"?

May is the direct opposite of thatcher, she's what you would call a "cuck"