How are we going to make our useless deserts great like Las Vegas?

>>129162259
No Gods
No Masters
No Laws
Only man and his fortune
Also black jack and hookers

>>129162259

Solar panels.

>>129162259
Desalination plants that ump a river through them

why is australia 80% desert? did the jews do this too?

>>129162940
mountain ranges and the Yith living underground there

>>129163167
(((Yith)))?

There's nothing worthless about a desert

You will see one day and wonder.. was that guy a /pol/lack??

One day you will see...

>>129163356
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Race_of_Yith
And yes they are pretty jewish

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>>129162940
Actually the aboriginals spent 50,000 years burning down the rainforest to flush game.

>>129162940
Abos burned all the rainforests and all that is left are deserts

>>129162259
Vegasfag here

We're doing fine. Also fuck off, we're full, ya cunt

>>129162940
Abos did it. Don't let their low IQ and lack of civilization fool you. Those fuckers are pyromaniacs who would make sure the forests never stopped burning throughout the year so that they were never without fire.

>>129162259

Have you guys tried giving the abbos casinos yet?

>>129162940
na its the abos. with over 40000 years of reign over the big fucking island yet they havent accompolisied anything but leeching off our taxes

>>129162259
We aren't anon, the desert has no water fuck all rainfall, and too many emus.

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>>129162940

I have heard once that aboriginal people burned it all down and within 50k years they made Australia to a desert. I think the burning was a about evil spirits or hunting.

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>great like Las Vegas
Dont know what youre talking about mate
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

>>129162259
Snake fights.

>>129163628
Was new vegas an accurate representation of how you guys would be after nukes?

>>129163666
abos not abbo

>>129163666
Nah man, give them gas stations.

>>129162940
abos are just evolved jews...so yes

>>129163628
Also a Vegasfag
No we're not fine, too many spics who try to turn Vegas into baby LA and loads of Chiraq niggers fleeing here as well.
We need all the whites we can get.

One word: unnaground

>>129163628
He never contemplated moving to Vegas. And why would he? There's no jobs in Vegas aside from in the hospitality and tourism industry.

Phoenix is where it's at.

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>>129162259
Bring back the 30 foot lizards, giant ducks, and rhino-sized wombats for a start. Why did those fucking abbos wipe them out?

>>129163666
Not allowed to gambling heavily regulated, and even if we did no one would go. You have clearly never experienced the aroma of an aboriginal infested pokie lounge in Australia.

>>129162259
Vegas may be in the desert but it still has huge river and lake next to it. Australia's deserts are just deserts. So, no Las Vegas for you.

>>129163954
Just fuck off out of Vegas and go to Phoenix. If you're going to have whites in the desert, at least make it a big fucking stronghold.

>>129163785
>Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
When I got this assignment I was hoping there would be more gambling

>>129163969
>there's no jobs in Vegas aside from in the hospitality and tourism industry
Construction/roadwork is always crackin' here, especially in the summer.

Did natives really burn down the rainforest?

>>129163834
Fuck no, the servos are filthy enough without having them run the joint as well as do their grocery shop there.

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>>129162259

Thunderdome?

>>129164007
niggers only know how to destroy

>>129164168
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=aboriginal+impact+on+the+environment

>>129162259
dig uranium out of them
bury radioactive waste in depleted mines
divert water, grow food

>>129164086
If I do move (which I probably won't) won't be to another desert. Especially a hotter and dryer place that's more boring than Vegas. The people seem cool tho. I'm just not a big Arizona guy.

>>129164160
Very much true. But that can mean temporary work. Not exactly the kind of work you want if you're gonna settle in Summerlin South with a 30 year mortgage.

Besides, construction is likely to collapse within the coming years. Because another financial crisis is imminent after this new post-2011 bubble.

>>129164427
The soil has been leached of nutrients

>>129164456
Did you mean to reply this to me?

I knew it was bullshit!

http://www.abc.net.au/news/science/2016-02-04/aboriginal-land-clearance-bush-fire-environment/7107980

>>129164717

https://archive.is/pf5jA

>>129162940
I thought indos were banned from 4chan
Apart from abos burning everything 500 billion years ago there's also crazy heat and no rain out there

>>129164536
For the bigger companies (and even more uncle's small asphalt company) year around work isn't an issue. My dad has been doing roadwork here for over 30 years and he's doing fine financially.

>>129164717
>Background erosion rates.
Seems legit.

>>129164680
Oops I did

>>129164846
>My dad has been doing roadwork here for over 30 years and he's doing fine financially.

Even throughout the recession? Damn he must have a nice union.

>>129162259
Import sandniggers
they know about deserts

>>129164973
Not union bruh. He works for a private company

>>129164578
dump organic waste out there for a while then
solve the CO2 problem and renutrify

>>129165052
nice.

>>129162259
Who the hell would want an Aussie Las Vegas?
That's like the Lebs who used to come up to the Gold Coast, telling us we needed 'more casinos'
I told them no, we don't even want that shit casino we already had foisted on us
and we don't want Lebs coming to the Gold Coast .. stick to Penrith's world of entertainment

Queensland missed its chance
People were saying in the 60s that we should man the border with guns .. back when we still had them ... and shoot all the Mexicans who were coming up from Melbourne and Sydney
But kike developers snuck over and began their ruination, aided by crooked councils

>>129163804
Not at all

Solar panels?

Idk if that's really an option or if OZ is already doing it but you guys get a shit ton of sunlight and have lots of wide open area.

>>129164456
As someone who has spent a great deal of time between the Mojave and Sonoran, Phoenix/Arizona absolutely shit on Vegas/Nevada once the novelty of muh strip wears off.

Vegas sucks.

>>129164717
And does this address the climate?

>>129165508
why is sonoran better than the others?

>>129165508
>Arizona
AZ MASTER RACE

>>129165174
How did you guys get Mexicans? I understand it's easy for a lot of Asians and Nesians to find their way out to where you live, but did your govt just open the flood gates for all kinds of migrants back in the day or something?

>>129165508
Locals avoid the strip like the plague.
Talk shit about Vegas all you want but Northern Nevada is fucking great.

>>129165628
fucking gorgeous mate
Mojave is beautiful too but you just gotta go out to sonora to see it for yourself, especially when the flowers are in bloom
It'll make you want to turn your desert into ours

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We used our desert for vid related. The radiation mutated Gila monsters into casino owners and whores. I don't know why the your test sites didn't turn into tourist destinations.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWJ7XI2_zQ8

>>129165705
>How did you guys get Mexicans? I
they are mehican refugees from burgerland, looking for whiter pastures since burgerland is all brown now

>>129164995
Nice try, Macaroni

>find some way to convert sand into energy

>fuck loads of windmills in wherever gets the most sandstorms

>exotic hunting trip for rich people like what nigs do in africa

>some completely anarchic society walled off from the outside and start a tv show documenting this real life Borderlands world

>oil, coal, diamonds

>government mandated desert orientated guerilla warfare training for all citizens

>survivalist training programs

>some program where people pay for you to plant trees so you get paid and fix this shithole simultaneously

>setting up farms of snakes/spiders etc then mass harvesting their poisen and selling it to labs around the world for medical research and weaponization

let me know your thoughts on these, I have many more ideas if anyone is interested

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>>129165628
Than what others? It really only comes down to the two.

Mojave is a generic fucking desert. Dry, hot, brown, and with shitty vegetation. Generic and boring.

The Sonoran on the other hand isn't as big, actually has decent vegetation (due to Monsoon/rainy season), is one of the most unique deserts on the planet due to its native flora and fauna such as the saguaro and mesquite but also critters like the roadrunner, peccary, and gila monster.

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>>129162259
How about we just leave the center exactly as is. Better still, how bout you make an effort to go and tour across it with 4WD and Campervan. It is the most beautiful country and to spoil would be nothing short of tragedy. Are you from Melbourne? Because you sound like a darned Mexican.

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>>129165845
Seeing those old nuke test videos gets me rock hard. I love the fact this city celebrates it, even got an alternate licence plate.

>>129165836
those plants are unique to your desert. the saguaro only thrives in sonora.

its a shame to see much of the desert being replaced with suburban sprawl.

>>129165930
I looked it up. It turns out it was way more recent than I'd thought, namely within the last 10 years. I thought it was an asylum thing like the lebigration farther back.

>>129166280
Don't knock mojave so hard, a ride on a harley outside vegas during sunrise can't be beat

>>129166400
more people, more scars upon the land

>>129165755
North Nevada is just a shittier version of Northern Arizona and the Colorado Plateau.

If Lake Tahoe didn't exist no one would go to Northern Nevada. Reno is comfy tho

>>129166417
Yes it can.
By a ride on a Harley during sunrise in the Sonoran.

>>129162259
>great like las vegas

fuck you, I live in vegas. this is the shittiest damn town in existence

its degenerate as fuck.

>>129166277
now that I think about it, wouldnt the australian outback be the perfect place to train and prepare soldiers who are going to the middle east?

you should totally rent it out to other coalition countries

>>129166745
I guess i've just always romanticized the desert around vegas, hoping one day I could return it to it's 50's and 60's culture back when it was a mostly white city

>>129166777
Nigga what the fuck do you expect from a city that's famous for mobsters, nukes, drugs, gambling and prostitutes? Calishits aren't exactly helping.

>>129166414
>beaners form burgerland wanted to be around anglos
yes, it is very recent. it started with a few going illegally ~10yrs ago and they told bunch of beaners back home in LA about the anglo bastion down under. its like burgerland just wasnt enough for them

when you build moon cities to escape, take note of this.

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>>129166400
Eh, the sprawl doesn't affect it as much as you think. There's still a whole lot of desert. Besides, farming fucks with the desert far more than suburban sprawl due to the fact that many AZ communities adopt a "Sonoran living" lifestyle. A lot of the landscaping keeps Sonoran desert vibes. Saguaro are still everywhere.

>>129166823
Why do you think America has a base in Darwin dumbass

>>129166777
why the fuck would anyone LIVE in vegas?

its a tourist city made specifically to gamble do drugs and fuck prostitutes m8
you arent supposed to live there, you visit there on vacation you fucking idiot

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>>129166955
I was born here. I didn't have much choice in the matter, and am working on leaving.

>>129167136
Most people living there are either inbred chinks working as janitors, croupiers and hookers. Which one are you >>129166777 ?

>>129167136
Because low taxes and american excess.

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>>129165248
got more sunlight than we need

use solar panels to provide desert farms with some shade

>>129167334
You guys really ought to canal inwards to create that giant lake. Would be amazing

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>>129167136
I'm born and raised in Vegas. It's literally all I know.
It sucks going out of town because I'm so accustomed to everything being so close, convenient and 24/7. The east coast feels like another country to me.

>>129167136
my father explained it to me that vegas was pretty safe from natural disasters. He was a professional poker player, and had owned a billiards hall out here for a couple of decades.

>>129162259
>bury all that uranium and othe rprecious metals/stones underwater

Lol out loud, no

>>129164799
only some ISPs ban 4chan

>>129167488
It can flood pretty bad sometimes but other than that he's right

>>129167406
>The east coast feels like another country to me.

the biggest culture shocked I ever received was hearing the worlds "last call" I did not know that vegas was the only city where bars were open 24 hours a day. I even remember a wal-marts started closing for the night instead of being open 24 hours and managed to piss off the surrounding communities demanding they be open in the middle of the night again

>>129164717
>ABC

>>129167759
guess you guys are the real city that never sleeps then

fill the desert with camels, arabs and shit and make it a savannah for white males to go hunting

>>129162259
invest in solar
restrict people making useless water gargling shit like huge grass lawns and golf courses
build homes partially or mostly underground for self regulating temperatures throughout much of it
set up proper transportation infrastructure for modern first world living
remove emu (may have trouble with this one)

>>129167759
Vegas has strange liquor laws for obvious reasons. Still, many states have last call anywhere from 2 to 4 am which is fine unless you're a degenerate alcoholic who needs the crackhead hours.

In AZ many stores such as Walmart and Kroger's stay open 24hours.

>>129167759
Are we seriously the only city that has 24/7 bars? I thought loads of towns had those?

>>129167488
>pretty safe from natural disasters
besides the perpetual drought.

>>129162259
stop being a chinese colony first

>>129168005
Isn't the colorado river always reliable?

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>>129162259
well I love them, I've spent months at a time in your deserts just studying some of your utterly magnificent animals I'm a particular fan of the collett's snake

>>129167985
>not heading to a seedy bar at the edge of the strip at 6 am with your coked out friends

>>129166414
back around 2000, a good deal of whites sold their modest homes in Cali for alot of money (during the housing boom) and bought cheaper homes in Oz (it was still cheap back then), part of white flight. later the ones they ran away from joined them on the desert wasteland island.

>>129167334
That would require a shit ton of cabling and infrastructure to parcel it out across the wasteland. Expensive, but very doable, might be a bitch to maintain since population centers are so spread out. Have they already tried it yet on a smaller scale?

>>129167032
I wonder if they brought Chicano gang culture with them? I visited the UK a few years ago and saw some MS13 gang tags on some wall near a ghetto. In fucking Burmingham of all places.

At least the migrants brought some new food ideas with them. Hopefully they aren't dole sponges like they are in the US.

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>>129167833
I used to tend bar, it was a pretty depressing scene, go to work at sundown and get off at sunrise. pretty much anything you do in the tourism/hospitality burns you out, I would have tended local bars, I didn't have a social network. also pretty much most alchohol serving buildings are 100% tinted, I've gone many nights drinking until morning-noon wondering what the fuck happened.

>>129168005
meh, the father was more worried about tornadoes, hurricanes, earthquakes, and hailstorms.

>>129168002
yeah dude. I walked into a bar at 1:30am in LA and it closed 30 minutes later, it was the most WTF moment of my life. that and I couldn't buy any alcohol until like 12 in restaurants, though I could go to a liquor store.

>>129168170
how old are you?

>>129168419
got any good stories from bartending?

>>129168419
25 but I haven't partied like that since 2013.

Get some mormons.

They're the ones who built vegas

>>129166277
>set up a giant sand mining operation and build a fuckhuge glass making factory

>solar panels

>gigantic mirror which can be used to reflect the sunlight pretty much anywhere in the world as a solarpowered ultra laser

>airstrips/airfields to test out new aircraft

>kangaroo fights

>camel racing

>emu racing

>go back to your roots and setup a giant prison in the outback and fill it with all the prisoners in your country and rent it out for other countries to put their human trash in it as well

>snake farm, mass kill them, make shitloads of snakeskin boots

>spin flax in to bowstrings

>have big off road courses for ATV's/Jeeps/Buggies etc

>expand the current uranium mining operations

>force all your middle eastern immigrants to live there in "specially built hosting areas" (shanty towns with tin roof shack and no protection form the animals)

>>129168346
MS13 is Salvadorian and not Mexican. So technically they're not a Chicano culture. They're just brown degenerates. I have not met one Mexican, Colombian, Puerto Rican, Cuban, Panamanian, or Guatemalan who doesn't absolutely despise Salvadorians. Shit culture, shit country, shit people.

I work in Latin America so I've been around every nationality. The bantz are good but it's never banter when shit talking about El Salvador.

>>129168123
inland taipan or GTFO fagt

>>129168532
not really, its mostly like 60% cleaning, and I worked upscale so it was a pretty tame scene. I have stories playing violin on the strip, I'll post a couple

>18 year old
>sitting in front of cocacola store doing my thing
>old guy comes up
>sometimes with the locals you can't tell if they're homeless or not
>40-50 year old guy comes up to me
>goes "hey kid, you wanna see something cool"
>think this guy is going to show me hsi cock like a fucking weirdo
>"n-no thanks I'm good"
>"come on kid just let me show you"
>"nah man, I'm good"
>"are you sure"
>"yup"
>"well I'm going to show you anyway"
>he pulls out a gold metal bar handle.
>asks what is it
>he tells me its the door handle off the MGM and he took it
>legitimately impressed
>he later sells it for $20

>>129167857
I'm buying some land in Oklahoma soon, with the intention of building a house that is partially underground just so my shit doesn't turn into kindling from all the tornadoes.

In some parts of Oz, they are already doing the underground house thing, and some of them are pretty comfy looking.

http://metro.co.uk/2015/05/28/theres-a-whole-town-in-australia-that-lives-underground-5219091/

>>129162259
Used to live in vegas. Its a fucking shit hole. It would be better off nuked off the planet

>>129164007
>Bring back the 30 foot lizards, giant ducks, and rhino-sized wombats for a start. Why did those fucking abbos wipe them out?


Same reason why the stupid American Natives wiped out the North American horses, lions, tigers, camels. Dire Wolves, a bunch of cervidae, giant slots as big as cars etc.

>>129168923
well I've done extensive work with them, if that's what you mean.

>>129168944
Of all the things to steal he steals a door handle
Guess it's a heist either way

>>129162940
>don't let the desert jew get you

>>129168887
I'm aware of that and where they originate from, I should have clarified that before throwing out one random gang example when originally talking about Mexicans initially. My segue wasn't very clear when I pointed out how far spread CA/SA gangbanging has spread across the globe, namely in places you'd least expect.

>>129169115
he also told me he stole one of the light/prize fixtures on the slot machines.

>be at my spot
>denny's is across the street
>hear a "hey you"
>guy turns, see who called, and tries to run into the dennys
>gets his hands on the door
>other guy peels him off like a bannana.
>starts beating the shit out of him
>spends a few minutes beating him down and just walks away like he didn't do anything
>otherguy gets up and acts like nothing happened either

>looking to post at a new spot
>walking between harley davidoson and planet hollywood where krave was
>see a girl get snatched into a car
>just witnessed a kidnapping wtf
>car speeds away
>another car sees what happened, and follows the car
>holds horn the entire way
>other car makes it about halfway between planet hollywood and paris before pushing the girl out of the car
>decide to not post up anywhere near there
>go back to my usual spot
>kidnapped girl asks to use my phone
>she tells me she just got kidnapped
>ohshit that was you, I saw that.
>nope.jpg dont have one
>few minutes later guy comes up to me asking about the girl
>tell her she asked to use my phone, and pointed the way she walked

>>129169602
Sounds like wonderful people blow through there

>>129169728
That's why I'm glad I don't work anywhere near the strip (or downtown).
My buddy who was security guard at a downtown casino saw an old lady get robbed on his way to work one day

>he's getting ready to pull into the parking garage like normal
>he either hears or sees an older lady crying for help
>sees some black guy running away
>peels of after him
>manages to get in front of him
>swerves and blocks him with his car
>robber puts her purse down and squares up
>they start fighting
>he manages to get the robber on the ground and continues to beat the shit out of him
>some random guy comes up and starts helping my buddy beat him up
>metro comes
>cops say good job and lady gives him a hug

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>>129169602
>walking past planet hollywood again
>guy getting arrested
>legitimately 40 people watching this guy get arrested
>like it was the strangest thing in the world to watch a nigger get arrested

>walking on the bridge between bally's and belagio
>have no idea why, but guy gets shot on halloween
>see guy bleeding out.
>don't know what happened to him, or why he got shot, but it was the first time I've ever seen a guy get shot

>walking down the strip cheap stores between the harley davidson resturant and wallgreens
>super drunk guy walking down the sidewalk
>walks directly into a concrete electric post in >pic related head first and everyone heard the thud
>guy sits down, and wonder where he went wrong in life
>keep walking, ambulance pulls into mcdonalds
>everyone is waving like "no, no he's not there, he's further back" like everyone knew who that ambulance was for
>ambulance pulls out and goes further down the street and finds the guy
>all was well in the world

Iono, I've met some really cool people playing violin on the strip. none of the stories are particularly interesting, we'd just sit down and talk about some semi-cool stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JG4eAVCOy4

then there's this.

>>129166400
>>129167034
at one time the sonoran desert was even more exotic and actually had wetland oases (colorado river) with flamingos and parrots

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thick-billed_parrot


the deserts of south africa are also astounding with boababs, quiver trees, and Pachypodiums

>>129169025
t. 'baman

>>129170426
do you want to meet weirdo from /pol/?

I'm about 25 too

>>129170829
Nah I'm a depressed recluse who doesn't even see my friends or family anymore.
What side of town you on? Vegas and Jones here

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>>129170500
>walking out of the venetian with some friends
>guy passed out at the exit
>girls try to draw on his face
>go up to them, grab the arm of the sharpie girl
>tell him nope, aint going to draw on him
>she says she's going to just draw on his arm
>beta out and walk away
>returning back to TI where he parked
>see guy walk out of venetian with drawing on his arm
>rest of friends laugh
>whisper to my self, "i tried to save you, I really did"

>>129171125
I'm a depressed recluse to, I forsook pretty much all my friends when I figured out the earth was stationary. I'm by charleston and rainbow.

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>>129162940
Yes, the kikes did that too. See, in the year 236 AD, a small group of kikes went on an expedition to Australia. There they met the great kangz of Oceania, the aboriginals. The abos built a wonderful society where no crime or poverty existed. The kikes decided to overthrow the abo kangz and they used there kike powers to turn most of Australia into a desert. Than, they ran away with all the abos shekels.

>>129163785
Thanks, doc

born and raised reporting in. torreypines/DI "las vegas is what the whole world would be doing saturday night if the nazis had won the war"

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>>129171462
nope, just, nope. no one would be getting shitfaced to the point of vomiting, doing illicit drugs, nor having degenerate sex if the nazi's won the war.

>>129171380
At least you tried to help him kek
I wish I had more stories, I've been here my whole life and haven't seen a lot of shit.

>>129171462
>tfw we'll never know

>>129171680
its hunter thompson quote but whatever

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>>129162259

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>>129171792
excuse me for not being cultured then.

>>129171462
>>129171789
meet up?

>>129170525
I've definitely seen that bird before in the wild.

>>129169096

Because they are scary as fuck?

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>>129171938
I'd love to but I'm a pretty boring dude who turned into a recluse because I'm afraid to go out unless it's for work or shopping

>>129162940
Aussieland is in a very weird location.
It has the most unique climate on the planet due to it.
The air spirals around Australia, keeping is stupidly fucking hot.

Also, probably abos.

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>>129172155
don't be a pussy.

here's another story.

>walking out of bally's
>friend tells me that if you sit on an escalator rail with slacks, there is no friction
>tryitout
>slide down the rail at light speed and fly off the end to do a cool little jump
>by far the coolest thing I've ever done in my life.

>>129162259
Plant some trees and tell the abbos to STAY THE FUCK AWAY

>>129162402
Gambling and whoers are the obvious solution.

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I saw a plan on Landline to link Queensland's coal with Western Australian iron ore and make steel here instead of China.
Picture is of Hoover dam.

By rail?

>>129163548
I'm a bit miffed at this revelation

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Put some faggot rocks out there.

>>129173319
Yeah fucked innit

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>>129171848
>eromanga basin

>>129172155
>>129171462
>>129163628
Email me at [email protected]

i want to do a 3 am meet up with /pol/ weirdos.

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>>129172883
that would be pretty profitable for you guys (pic related)

Right now New Zealand is able to smith mithril, do you want us to help you power level?
I think once we get to rune that should be sufficient enough for us to dominate the eastern hemisphere all the way through to Russia if we work together (China is only up to adamant)

>>129163747

Supposedly there were gigantic lizards the size of a horse that were killing them, so they burnt down the forests so the lizards would die off.

Probably bullshit though.

>>129163578
Australia still actually has tropical rainforests to the south.

>>129174545

The lizards called Megalania Prisca mate. Lived up until 10,000 years ago, so for once the petrol huffers weren't lying.

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>>129174545
seems like an awfully strange thing to lie about.

>>129174545
yeah, a dangerous animal living in australia does sound pretty unrealistic

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>>129162259
By damming the rivers in Papua New Guinea, the Fly river is a perfect candidate to irrigate Australia's deserts.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fly_River