Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 49th edition

Go to bed, you jobless cunt.

If I sleep I'll die

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CON AND DUP ALLIANCE NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

So how fucked is the UK?

>Dimbleby politely telling some of his panel to fuck off

>>129160405
>post count 290 on previous thread
>Tripfaggot so up his own arse he has to label the amount of editions he's posted
You're almost as bad as YMCA at this point, not quite but you're on thin ice laddo.

>>129160405
>Conservatives are just as Labour
Tell me something I don't know

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BREXIT IS FUCKED
BREXIT IS FUCKED
BREXIT IS FUCKED
BREXIT IS FUCKED

DUP want a hard Brexit

Only reason they included soft Brexit in their manifesto is because NI voted Remain in the referendum

>>129160588
>moral victories

they don't mean shit in politics

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ahahaha may committed political suicide

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tories on suicide watch

>>129160638
It'll be extremely painful.

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Big Shed Corbyn, best politician in 80 years.

>>129160638
bout tree fiddy

>>129160685
Just Mayflies.

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JUST
STIR
MY
HAGGIS
UP

In bed, been trying to sleep for half an hour now. Am I so sleep deprived I can't sleep?

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There's some music playing down the hallways of Conservative Party HQ, let's take a listen...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI

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If Theresa had acted remotely competently for the past couple of months I reckon the Tories would've had a comfy majority.

>>129160475
lol wagie

>>129160638
The prognosis hasn't changed. If anything, the chaos this causes will be a good thing, as it weakens the status quo

Can we all agree that May is byfar the most useless dick fucking wanker in the history of UK politics?

Guys, con+dup is just as bad and ineffective as minority con, having a tiny majority is worthless. It takes a small handful of rebels to tank any vote.

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FLEXCIT SSSSUUUUUUUUURGGGGEEEE

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How much longer for the rest to report in?

>>129160643
It all works for continuity and has worked well for the last 10 hours

>>129160730
That sounds like something she'd say whilst getting railed.

>>129160475
I booked today off m8

AUSFAILIA IS A NANNY STATE

Mummyfags unequivocally BTFO

>>129160766
that would require her not to be a total fucking mess though

>>129160766
>implying we want to keep May as PM

Lord buckethead is the leader Britain needs, but doesn't deserve.

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>reminder

https://twitter.com/Owen_Jones84/status/873046373100249088

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Downing Street right now

>>129160713
he's a fucking magician
a scruffy grandpa magician

>>129160766
she lost on purpose?

>>129160793
>RARE

WHO WON

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>>129160766
YA RECKON!?

>>129160730
>He thinks the SNP will talk about this election in any other way than a victory
>The people of Scotland have voted SNP with the majority of seats in Scotland, by anyones measure we are the winners in Scotland and we have a duty to uphold their wishes by making sure their voice, the voice of all Scotland, is heard.

Haha
Oh wow. Fuckinh tories had this in the bag and they fucked it up royally

>>129160735
i've got to do an 8 hour day soon

>>129160638
Proper fucked

>>129160766
>If Theresa had acted remotely competently for the past couple of months I reckon the Tories would've had a comfy majority.
It's almost as though she campaigned for Remain and sabotaged herself.

I thought the opposition was so bad that no amount of self sabotage would matter. Can't be right all the time eh.

>>129160793
EL RAREO

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hire rent boy. keep seat.

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>>129160804
kek, this.

Who else /unironically supports Flexcit/ ?

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get your ass the fuck out here and resign already

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Had planned to go to bed about 6am, but due to the results now thinking about another gin.

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You live by the sword and you die by the sword.

>>129160793
Your flag is literally the most non-descriptive, shitty flag I have ever seen.

>>129160880
Islam

>>129160766
Based on her performance better off without her. Arguably a bullet has been dodged.

>>129160880
No one, Labour got a moral victory though.

>>129160931
Keith Fags

>>129160793
I can't think of a worse one since at least the 19th century, and she's at the least in the top 5 for shittiest Tory leader ever
>>129160796
this, people forget the liberal/remain tories sprinkled throughout the caucus, and it'll just take a small amount banding together to tank any hard right stuff

>Tasmina Ahmed-Sheikh is gone

How the fuck did I not notice that?

>>129160880

Nobody

>you will see the UK ruled by Sharia law in your lifetime
What a timeline.

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>>129160856

Anyone else catch that editing mistake on the BBC?
>laying the blame on her laying the blame on her

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>one of Theresa May's own MPs is laying the blame on her
>is laying the blame on her

>>129160935
Me, now desu. Thought it was a meme with zero likelihood to happen before, but seems very possible now.

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reminder i was right.

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IT ALL
RETURNS
TO NOTHING

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These guys running the show plus Prime Minister Boris Johnson. KEK's gifts are bountiful indeed.

>>129160665
They will demand free movement of people.

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Women really should not be in politics

>>129160817
You editions are shit, you're a shitty tripfag and this kind of shit is exaclty what made YMCA fucking dogshite back in 2014.

Stop with the "continuity" excuse, stop posting at 290 and if you have to make a thread take the fucking trip off, even YMCA had the decency to do that.
You're being a disgrace

>>129160979
happened right after angus robertson

I haven't really looked at British politics in a couple of months. Did Corbyn actually do anything to help himself, or is this just because of May's inadequacies? Last I heard the commie was completely fucked. What happened?

>>129160659
It was already fucked, you didn't think May would have given us an actual hard Brexit did you?

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CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

Can someone tell me why Tories are bad other than just internet censorship and 1984?
You britcucks vote for brexit yet want to choose leftist coalition so mad just because your internet gets axed. You know, fuck Britain. You all deserve third world immigration and end up like swedes and germans. The remnant of once great empire is now a void filled with poo, pakis and nigs. Shame on you Britain, i guess this is punishment for your perfidy back in the old days

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I knew you bin babies would fuck it up somehow. Way to go, asshats.
YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB

>>129161095
I slept for that bit. When I woke up I only thought to check Moray.

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>>129161037

INTERVIEW WITH BLAIR ON CORBYN'S SURGE WHEN?

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Any seats left?

>>129160713

>Best politician eva
>A fucking communist

May should kill herself

>>129160942

what happens if she padlocks the door and never comes out?

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>>129160979
Is mhari gone?

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>>129160841
>>129160848
>>129160957
I don't think any of the other Tories running for leader could've done much better desu.
>>129160875
Who knows?
>>129160889
>>129160918

>>129161119
Bit of both, muh youth vote.
Mostly it was May fucking up though.

How long till May resigns?

Will those nominally on the right learn a message from this? Don't run cuckservatives and/or women?

Probably not.

>>129161179
No

Well, Scottish nationalism is dead I guess. Silver lining, fellas.

Sorry things didn't work out like they did here last November. Hopefully Brexit still happens.

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WHEN THE FUCK IS RICHMOND PARK?

I can't go to bed until I watch Olney lose.

>>129161149
>stopped Shariah May the Censor Queen
>also stopped Corbychev and SNP

>>129160766


>May has been married to Philip May, an investment banker currently employed by Capital International, since 6 September 1980; the couple have no children.[210]

Women without children should never run anything.

>>129161172
7 seats left

did NEETs and poorfags win it for corbyn?

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>>129161153
>kgb links revealed

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BASED

what happens if she doesn't resign?

>>129161186
she will be speaking at 10 downing at 10AM

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>>129161088
>Anonymong being this assmad that the free thread market has seen his shitty quality threads fail from lack of demand.

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Face down in the Thames when?

What does a Tory/DUP coalition matter when they can't reach 326?

>>129161217
Apparently she's autistically demanding recounts.

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>>129161084

>>129161180
A pro leave Tory might have been able to woo the UKIP vote more

fucking poetic justice
maybe the haughty cunt should had not fucking called for this early election

>>129161037
>Posts this in every thread for hours
>Gets no replies except for people calling him autistic for screencapping his own posts
Why does he do this?

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>scots get called cucked daily on /pol/

Who are the cucks now?

>>129161232
A lot of retarded UKIP voters and leave voters ended up voting for Corbyn because of muh EVERYTHING IS FREE

>>129161232
Na it was Social Media drones and students/graduates.

>>129161024
andrew neil suicide when? nobody on tv did more to help out theresa

WHO IS THIS AND WHY IS IT NOT DIMBLEBOT

There was that one British cunt that laughed at me for supporting Labour last month and he said that they don't have a chance, he even invited me here to "know what brits think about socialism"

And here I am, laughing at your dumbass AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>>129161180
BoJo could've dropped the fat scarecrow clown shtick and had a decent go at being the Brexit guy.

For fucks sake why are people acting like labour won it? They lost by a huge margin it's pathetic. It's like getting your head kicked in but feeling proud because your attacker broke his foot while caving your skull in.

We're becoming Aus tier with the amount of different PMs in such a short time span.

>>129161289
>hiring a guy with a beard and no tie

Says everything I need to know

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>>129160875
>May was a remainer
>Became PM with Tory majority
>Had to meme a hard brexit to not look bad
>Suddenly decide to hold a snap election where she proceeds to fuck up on a level that is indistinguishable from genuine self sabotage
>Suddenly can't hard brexit anymore
If May's goal was to torpedo Brexit without outright getting Corbyn elected, I'd say she did a great job at that.

>>129161084
fug that's hot even if it is a fake

>>129161328
Welsh.

>>129161293
Um they can sweetie, if they get 2 more seats.

>>129161219
She can't have children. She literally got handed the leadership entirely for this reason ahead of Andrea Leadsom(spare the others).

>>129161361
Labor lost, short by 66 of a majority

>>129161180
Boris would've unironically done better
It's a popularity contest and May hates people what the fuck did you expect

Redpill me lads


How does this work? I keep hearing Labour might win but Conservatives are leading and they'll unite with the DUP for 10 extra votes giving them a majority. So what's the deal with labor?

They have to unite with Liberal Democrats, Green Party, and the Plaid one and that'd put them at 311 at my count. How could they win with that? The Sinn Fein don't actually sit in Parliament right that's what I heard?

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>>129161293
>when they can't reach 326?
Reddit still in denial.

>>129161352
Dimbleby always leaves around this time, this is Huw Edwards

WHY AREN'T CORBYNBOTS REEEEEING

THEY LOST

I WANT MY FUCKING TEARS BUT THEY'RE TOO STUPID TO SEE THAT THEY LOST

>>129161427
>I keep hearing Labour might win
they won't
stop asking questions and just read

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>>129160730
m-muh referendum

>>129161352
dimblebot has to recharge

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>UK has a clear mandate for Soft Brexit
>EU elites have no stomach for Soft Brexit and want to "punish" Britain so as not to incentivize other nations voting to Leave

What now?

Goldsmith wins by 45 votes

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ZAC IS BACK
>ZAC IS BACK
ZAC IS BACK
>ZAC IS BACK
ZAC IS BACK
>ZAC IS BACK
ZAC IS BACK
>ZAC IS BACK
ZAC IS BACK
>ZAC IS BACK
ZAC IS BACK
ZAC IS BACK
>ZAC IS BACK
ZAC IS BACK
>ZAC IS BACK
ZAC IS BACK
ZAC IS BACK
>ZAC IS BACK
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ZAC IS BACK
ZAC IS BACK
>ZAC IS BACK
ZAC IS BACK
>ZAC IS BACK
ZAC IS BACK

OLNEY BTFO

NASTY NIP BTFO

>olney lost by 45 votes

Blimey

at least we won't have to listen to Angus Robertson's voice during PMQs ever again

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>UKIP voters changed to Labour

HOW

In what fucking reality would this happen

ZAC GOLDSMITH BEAT TOOTHFACE HAHAHA

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>>129161283
OH FUCKING SWEET It's my favourite little Tripslut, back for my big fat (you)s.
You fucking love them, you good little (you)bucket.
On your fucking knees then slut, open wide for my (you) like the whore you are.

>le breaking news
>Corbyn thanks Labour staff
The Guardian showing their bias

Why are Cornwall, Richmond, and Kensington so fucking lazy?

(((goldsmith))) got richmond park back

Does this mean boot May and get a real conservative in charge?

>>129161513
kek

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>yfw christian peoples alliance takes cornwall and is part of tory coalition

>>129161232
YES

Literally left the house for the first time in weeks yesterday to vote. I wouldn't have bothered for Miliband and didn't 2 years ago.

>all the other candidates have fucked off

lel

>winning by 45 votes
FOOOOKEN 'ell.

>LIB DEMS LOSE RICHMOND PARK

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HOLY SHIT

THIS SEAT MAY GIVE TORY+DUP THE 226

So everyone, what is a nice country to migrate to?

Oy vey 45 votes

May seaking in 1 hour 20, yes?

Why is everyone talking about Corbyn as if he did really well? Sure, he exceeded expectations, but imagine how this election would have turned out if Labour had a more solid leader

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RATTY LOST BY 45 VOTES

>>129160405
Is this really a bad outcome? It looks like you're dodging both Corbyn and May somehow

Another thing: Why is it that every fucking time a ""male"" online is shilling for Corbyn (or any lefty for that matter), they're always a journalist?

>>129161405
Fuck off. If Labour went full Nat Soc Wales would still vote for them. It's historical mining shit villages that will always vote Red.

>>129161149
You honestly are the most retarded bunch of fucking people on this planet.

The situation was lose / lose. No matter who won, it will be the same shit.

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>yfw Alex Salmond lost his seat

>>129161452
>when you're so shit, you still lose, but not as badly as everyone thought you'd lose.
>they class this as a win

This is a win for no one. RIP BREXIT

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>>129161328
You, by the looks of your flag, sweetie. This is what a scottish flag should look like.

>>129161449
I know who it is, I am just outraged that Dimblebot works less electoral hours than me.

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>>129161452
>vote corbyn for le ebin progressive ideals
>end up with the DUP holding the tories to ransom in governnment

There was a Torycuck on here last night posting screenshots of the bets he'd placed on a Tory majority

Get fucked lad, get fucked

>>129161542
Most UKIP voters are libertarians. May ran on a relatively authoritarian platform.

THE RAT WOMAN LOST

OFFICIAL POLL

http://www.strawpoll.me/13145197

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>>129161219
>Women should never run anything.
There you go.

>>129161542
Simple

May is a stupid twat

DUP aren't gonna do shit unless they want to forfeit all of their seats to Labour in the next election and become next Libdems.

>45

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>>129160219
>be the reason average joe goes full blown commie or far right
>act surprised when it happens

The audacity of this fucking kike.

>>129161616
Brilliant

In Richmond park as well.

Thank god labour BTFO commies should never have power anyway
God save the queen!

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>just woke up
>turn TV on

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO

WHY WOULD YOU VOTE LIKE THIS WHEN THERE IS LITERALLY A TEAM FROM THE EU SITTING AND WAITING IN A ROOM FOR US TO GO IN IN A WEEK'S TIME AND NEGOTIATE WITH THEM

YOU MANIACS

YOU BLEW IT UP

IS THIS WHAT LOSING FEELS LIKE?

>>129161379

Because the tories, with their majority, sought to get a larger majority when they were at their strongest and labour at their weakest, and stI'll managed to lose their majority

At least SNP got roasted I suppose. One good thing came out of this mess.

No way this wasn't thrown, benefits for the elderly and web freedoms for the youth hits each of those demographics right in their sorest spot. Bollocks.

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319+10 = 329

RIGHT WING MAJORITY CONFIRMED

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45 votes

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I REALLY can't beat arsed reading Labour voters posts pretending they're delighted today.

kek, 19 percent swing

>>129161659
Bullshit.
Most UKIP voters are slightly racist working class people or old racist people. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

and thus olney posting died

it was fun while it lasted

>>129161589
That's nothing, an SNP candidate held his seat with a majority of 2

>>129160880
William Ulsterman

>>129161538
Yeah now we get Mhairi Black instead

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it's a no from me

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>>129161513
BTFO

ZACH'ED

>>129161268
absolutely disgusting, at this rate you will becoming india 2.0

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>tories take back richmond park

>6 seats left

>>129161452
>WHY AREN'T CORBYNBOTS REEEEEING
>THEY LOST
>I WANT MY FUCKING TEARS BUT THEY'RE TOO STUPID TO SEE THAT THEY LOST

>Tories polled with a 20 point lead
>May calls a snap election like a cunt because she thinks Tories will trounce Labour

>Gets a hung parliament instead

This election was literally the Tories' to lose. May got blown the fuck out.

>>129161686
>forfeit all of their seats to Labour

Labour don't run in Norn Iron

jesus spring for some decent mics you cheap fucks

>>129161615
Corbynistas are a cult, lad.
He can do no wrong.

>Richmond Park constituency
>45 votes between Libdems and Conservative
>Well over 100 votes rejected for 'lack of clarity'

Well well well.

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fill my jackos with your shitty ukip tears

>>129161519
>ZAC IS BACK


Zac for PM ?

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>finally found a non riced out supra although it is a mk3 with 150k miles
>autotragic
why does this happen /o/?

POST YOUR BEST OLNEY MEMES

SHORT THEM WHILE YOU STILL CAN

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>>129161642

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>>129161721

>this xbox 360 tier mic

Fuck it, the Jew won Richmond Park.

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>>129161770

>>129161779
Yeah, she lost too, that doesn't mean Labour didn't lose

man this was a political suicide to May

This is an interesting situation. A lot rides on whether a change of leadership and be instrumented in the conservative party, and May's remaining power base disassembled.

If this can be done, there may be a chance of painting whomever leads the party as someone stepping in during a crisis, and handling the brexit negotiations. An elegant way of removing the May problem, which has been the main issue with the Tories.

I think that the soft brexit analysis is incorrect; a soft brexit is far harder to achieve than a hard one, which is the default state. Remaining within the customs union or single market will almost necessarily require the implementation of EU legislation, and agreement to freedom of movement, which is unlikely to be passed in the HoC. What this has really done is exasperated a stalemate, and given the predominantly pro-brexit backbenchers a far stronger veto. They need not propose, only reject.

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>>129161713
Why is UKIP even featured?

>>129161153
>when you lose, blame russia.
It begins.

>>129161599
Almost all the white countries excluding Eastern European shitholes are fucked. We've all cucked ourselves and will be minorities in our own goddamn countries within the next century if nothing changes.

If you're serious are emigrating I would recommend forgetting white countries altogether and moving somewhere with a nice climate. The Caribbean is always nice. Maybe South America if you speak Spanish or Portugese. I would say Japan for their cultural values and general basedness but let's be honest, it's nigh impossible to immigrate to Japan but unless you have a job offer and speak the language.

>>129161778
how does all that land not equal a majority

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>129161839
Labour won

LIBKEKS BTFO! BRITONS WILL NEVER NEVER NEVER BE SLAVES!

Tell me about the DUP why do they wear the mask?

>>129161753
She might be the next SNP leader in the commons, considering she's the highest profile MP they have left.

>>129161831
As a local, Zac Goldsmith is actually pretty based.

>>129161847
To rub salt in the wound.

>>129161867
Sparsely populated

Why did teflon Dave forsake us

Yes you fucked up on brexit but you would have given us a majority

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>>129161778
Notice anything /pol/?

>>129161873
ok

>Multiculturalism works guys, I swear!
>Literally speak an entirely different accent each 25 square kilometers from each other
>Multitude of clans of different whites
>"But it`s not real multiculturalism, we need pajeets!"
>*Colonization backwards ensues*
>*Muslims respawn on India, take piece of the land*
>W-we need Pakis to be trully multicultural guys, we only have pagans and Christians
>*Importing of other brown people ensues*
>Still hate the other whites more than the brown people that came
JUST!
Who will satiate the thirst for blood of the eternal anglo?

>>129161847
They actually had vote sway last time.

They won't be next election, the DUP will likely take their place.

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5 seats remaining cunts.

4 in Cornwall (will all go Tory)
1 in Kensington (Thought it was hardcore Tory but apparently a toss up).

>>129161847
They made Brexit happen. Sky will want to rub their defeat in it.

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>>129161831
i wonder who could be behind those 45 votes

>>129161713
>UKIP

>>129161452
He's seen off 2 Tory PMs in a year and now he gets to watch the Tory/DUP shambles make a holocaust out of Brexit negotiations.

CORBYN = GOAT

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>election fags are still here

>>129161805
No, but he seems like a good guy

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Is Ulster going to save the rest of the UK?

>>129160625
Con and DUP alliance and we rile up the Sinn Fien voters with some facts

>>129161873
No one won.

The country lost.

I spent most of the night thinking the Tories and conservatives were 2 different things

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>>129160638

It nees to collapse now

I think its the only way now lads, we need to collapse, to show the libcucks the true world, of death and pain, blood and suffering, ideological subversion, identity politics, cultural marxism, its to strong, Its irrational, has ZERO arguments, its cucked and faggotry, so it has to come down. only when these fucking cunts are dying on mass, when their loved ones are being blown up and run over and starving to death will their minds be changed. Only when the boot is on their heads kicking in their teeth, will the race war begin, will the day of the rope begin... i welcome it now, i am ready and everyone on this board needs to tool up NOW and prepare... the west is coming down lads, blood needs to flow for them to either die or wake up.

>>129161812
>GET YOUR TITS OUT

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WELL CONGRATULATIONS, YOU GOT YOUR PARTY FUCKED

NOW WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP OF YOUR MASTER PLAN?

>>129161873
In their own circles they won, because they made some made gains. But in general they lost.

I reckon Leadsom would have got 400 seats.

>>129161950
Ah, the old "being in opposition is winning" meme

Does the 326 figure include the deduction of the Speaker/Sinn Fein seats?
Or is the real figure 318 for majority?

>>129161901
>Jew
>based

You disgust me.

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>>129161919
I'm surrounded by diehard Labour supporters who dream of the return of the Northern Powerhouse around Tees & Tyne.

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>>129161995
Get comfy

>>129161713
Still butthurt over falklands m8?

>>129161831
>>129161946
There is absolutely nothing wrong with being Jewish

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>>129161574
>christian peoples alliance
tell me about this

>>129161873
Oh aye they did?

well fuck looks like I've gone into a different dimension again, shite

If Commie Corbyn wins you're welcome here. We need more whites.

>>129161923
>>129161980
>>129162002
Labour won

>>129162002
How the hell do you spin gained seats to a defeat

UK fags are pretty much as bad as French fags, I know this is a dire insult, to refer to UK as French but its true, ur muslim populations are both at about the same level, 10-15%, which is disgusting.


you idiots need to stop lurkin fuckin internet boards about loatian flower arrangement and fucking do something, make the Saracens feel as unwelcome in YOUR country as they are making you feel in your own.

if ur an actor rather then a reactor ur 1500% less likely to get PTSD.

the PTSD comes from being attacked, u turn into prey and thus and thrust from one environment to an extremely different one, kinda like taking a mental trauma patient from the safe confines of a hospital bed straight into their worst nightmare, which is what beiung attacked by deadly force is to most people.


special forces operaters are at an alarmingly decreased risk to get PTSD because they are actors/hunters rather then reactors/prey.

is this britpol? fuckin butterknife cunts, fuck Britain, their sas is vastly worse then our own sas, stats prove.

>>129161993
King William when?

>>129161995
Crashing this parliament. WITH NO PRIME MINISTER.

>>129161542
The free gibs outweighed dislike of foreigners, the entire Labour surge is solely gibs-based, it's fucking depressing.

>>129162003
At least 340 for fucks sake this shit shouldnt be difficult

was it autism?

MAY-HEM
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>>129161995
Maybe she'll go out with a bang and just fuck the UK up even more.

>>129162003
All I know is that BoJo wouldn't have lost it.

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>>129161952
Give us a cheeky morning hand job Proob.
But show us your tits to get us started

Lads. I've been up all night drinking. I'm happy there is chaos.

But when the fuck we gonna find out what the real result is?

Jeb/Lib Dem coalition now?

>>129162032
It does not.

Can someone explain to me why the left is so happy with a hung parliament? All that's going to happen happen is a Con-DUP coalition government right? Since tories got the most vote and are allowed to attempt a coalition first, how can labour even have the option to form a coalition themselves? Should for some reason DUP refuse, can't they just opt for a minority government, before labour forms a majority ??

>>129162029
It truly is this time. Brexit will be a catastrophe and whoever is responsible for it will be out of power for a generation.

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go to bed or actually start my day anons?

>>129161919
Cities are cucked.
Your ignoring tyneside and Merseyside

>>129161901
He seems like a genuine nice guy and humble for guy that inherited hundreds of millions

>>129162055
No, they didn't.

>>129162065
Fuck off you stupid chink.
Our non-white population is ~10%, like 4% of our population is muslim, not 15%.

>>129161995
Cash that check from Russia.

Won't have any more problem with the UK when they annex the rest of the Soviet Bloc while the UK is too busy sliding into depression.

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>>129162051
>cornwall north

mummy leadsom will become PM

>>129162120
its tory/DUP

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THERESAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>129162141
Labour made massive gains
Coalitions are generally disasters for the parties involved
Not hard to see why they're pleased

>>129162148
starting your day never works, you'd have to stay up for 24 more hours to fully balance your sleep cycle.

>>129162065
i don't know about france but britain is beyond saving re. muslims

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>>129162105
>post my screencap
>anonymongs

>>129162142
You guys never cease to crack me up

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>>129160405
>Scots and Ulster Scots save the UK

NEW

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>>129161178

Ever watched "Can't Pay? We'll take it away."?

>>129161932
Anglo invaders have blood of native in their hands. 2nd British Empire when?

>>129162036
>mfw all I've seen are people who complain about anyone on benefits brag about voting Labour

Haven't seen a single old style Labour voter in ages.

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>mfw UKIP voters shifting to labour could have resulted in a soft brexit

>>129162032
326 for a majority
322 for a working majority

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>>129161995
4 U

>>129162141
tories thought they'd crush labour and win a landslide, so it's embarrassing

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going to bed lads, hope boris is pm when I wake up

>>129162033
>You disgust me.

Loathing every individual Jew is just what the Jew wants you to do. Don't fall for (((their))) tricks.

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>>129162208
TIL, cheers

So scots are finally starting to vote Labour again?

Seems the main reason they still have fight in them

>>129162148
Can of Monster and you'll be right as rain

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>five seats left
>cornwall taking its sweet time edition

>>129162048
Jews are at centre of all the world's problems. Filthy, meddling, parasitic cunts.

You only need to review how often they've been banished from entire countries throughout history to realise they really are scum.

>>129161084
It's like the whole world is waking up to this all at once, and for different reasons

>>129162141
It was a good defeat for Labour and a bad victory for the Tories

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>>129162221
Look at those delicate fingers. I'd prefer if you cut the nails a little closer though for when you shove a couple up my bum

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>>129161952
>>129162105
>pube is female
That explains a lot.

TORY/DUP ALLIANCE. RULE BRITANNIA.

>>129161919
wtf when people actually talk to muslims they actually stop being racist?

>>129161919
It's almost like left wing parties have real trouble in elections without relying on shitskin hordes.

>>129161768
NEVER post this again

>>129162231
>it's totally fine, people will still vote conservative when our no botched brexit leads to food shortages

Cons only need 2 seats, relying on Cornwall for the coalition win.

Our Nige for leader of the Tories>>129161845

>>129162051
EU lovers and half the membership is black but there pretty based on Islam