Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 48th edition

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>Vale of Glamorgan

CON+DUP = 321

LAB+LIB+SNP+GREEN+PC = 312

SF won't be sitting so majority is 322 instead of 326

9 seats to go

1 more seat for far-right coalition

Don't know a lot about DUP, what are the chances of them rejecting a coalition offer?

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Have we avoided the disaster though (i.e. a non-conservative government)?

>may utterly btfo
>labour cannot win
It's better than I could ever have thought.

>>129158741
>far-right

fucking BASED dude, mummy may is getting le stronger :^)

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/jez/

>>129158767
nil

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Surely there are enough MPs who don't want Corbyn's socialist utopia and want a clean Brexit that the Conservatives will get some defectors.

They might have to drop some of their more draconian polices, which would be good, right?

I want to cuddle with Laura cutesberg to be honest

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Do they think that they won or something

>>129158767
Very low.

>>129158741
>Tories
>far-right

Anyone else looking at options abroad?

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>the fate of the entire country is being decided on a literal fucking hairline

haha how are politics even real

STOP MAKING THESE FUCKING THREADS SO FUCKING EARLY YOU FUCKING (You) WHORING TRIPFAGGOT

Every day you do this shit, you post your fucking threads around 290. Stop this bullshit now.

Fucking tripfags, jesus christ.

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>>129158775
The Tories aren't Conservative you twit.

congrats bongs, you did well. Maybe next time you can end the tory plurality but this wasn't bad at all.

>>129158741
7 seats left matey, you're missing the one independent (left wing iirc) and one other

>>129158830
I don't think they realise that it'll still be a Conservative government.

>>129158778
its not though is it, we'll end up with a shitty deal that keeps freedom of movement, this conservative government will be unbelievably limp and lose the next election (if they make it that far) and we'll end up with an open borders labour party in power

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>>129158830
kek
DUP coalition would be even more based than a majority.

>>129158830
>when you still lose but not as badly so you think it's winning

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>CON+DUP 323
hooray! i'm goin to bed

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CON+DUP will definitely get over 326

We're in for a great coalition I hope

>>129158884
>around 290
Just perfect to stop thread splitting

>>129158914
I am using Sky News

>>129158885
they are Conservative but they are not conservative

I WANT TO WATCH OLNEY LOSE BEFORE I GO TO SLEEP

REEEEEEEEEE

>>129158830
All millennials to Long Kesh

>>129158775
Does she get wigs with those horrendous bangs?

Laura Kuenssberg's vag is completely hairless right?

>>129158741
not far-right m8 i wish

what happens if no coalition is made

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How many recounts are there going to be do you reckon?
Tories lost a few seats by only a couple hundred votes.

>>129158830
>when your expectations are so low that a loss feels like a victory

>tfw you will never be a Tory grandee forcing the Prime Minister to resign behind closed doors

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>>129158830
i can't even tell if they are being serious or not

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So it will be a DUP/Tory coalition?

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/sunnymorninginLondon/

>>129158554
rekt thread

>>129158990
my instincts say yes

>>129158884
He's a pathetic attention whore. I am the superior OP poster because I backlink and also edit the links, editions and descriptions more rather than just copy pasting so I can be the damn OP twenty posts early.

I don't give a shit if it's me that does them, but I want to see them done right. It's fucking annoying.

/pol/ should also have a 500 post count rather than 300.

>>129159007
queen takes control

>>129159035
Yes

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Does this mean you fucks are going to roll back abortion and gay marriage?

Are you going to do Chesterton proud?

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>>129158965
I'll allow it.

>>129158990
She is the biggest supplier of amphetamines to journos in Britain

>>129158965
Has she demanded a recunt yet?

Reminder that Jezza will win in 2022. This is the where the Tories start their downfall

>>129158937
Lots of limp-wristed pro-brexit conservatives though who will vote the government down

>>129158830
To be fair to them, it wasn't the whitewash for Corbyn that was predicted. Credit where it's due.

>tactical snap election
>lose a shitload of MPs

el oh el.

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>>129159074
The polling evidence is clear

>>129159007
Tory minority Government or a new election

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>Scotland and Northern Ireland just about save the election for the Tories (and hopefully some kind of at least half-decent brexit)

what fucking timeline

>>129158830
losing=winning according to leftest...you must not follow american elections,it's all the rage here now

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>>129158723
>Brit/pol/ is full of reddit city labourcucks
BRAVO

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Just woke up what the fuck happened

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>no right to free speech, hate speech laws out the ass
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hate_speech_laws_in_Australia
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2011-09-28/bolt-found-guilty-of-breaching-discrimination-act/3025918
>downright draconian gun laws

Self-explanatory. Most types of firearms are banned. Most guns people own are shitty .22lr bolt actions.
>need a license for fucking air rifles
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_gun_laws#Australia
>need a fucking license for paintball guns
http://www.paintballaustralia.com.au/shooters_licence.htm
>need a license for crossbows
http://www.ballisticfirearms.com.au/QPS/Crossbow%20Legislation.html
>airsoft is banned
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_issues_in_airsoft#Australia
>LASER pointers over 1mw are banned (effectively banning the vast majority)
http://www.ozlasers.com/australian-laser-laws
>fucking YO YO WATERBALLS are banned
https://www.productsafety.gov.au/bans/yo-yo-water-balls
>novelty toy-like lighters are banned
https://www.productsafety.gov.au/bans/novelty-cigarette-lighters
>smokeless tobacco is banned
https://www.productsafety.gov.au/bans/smokeless-tobacco-products

>toys containing beads are banned

https://www.productsafety.gov.au/bans/toys-containing-beads

>need a helmet to ride a fucking bicycle

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicycle_helmets_in_Australia

>plain packaging on cigarettes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cigarette_packets_in_Australia
>absurdly high taxation on alcohol and cigarettes
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/may/03/smokers-to-pay-more-than-45-for-a-packet-of-cigarettes-from-2020
http://www.news.com.au/finance/money/why-do-we-pay-so-much-for-alcohol/news-story/1647c23acc476553ade5d77774b8fa7d
>many violent games and movies banned or censored even after the R18 was introduced
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_banned_in_Australia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_banned_video_games_in_Australia
>video games are expensive as shit

How did she fuck up so bad, she had it all
>Pre-existing majority
>Overwhelmingly favourable polls
>Complete control of tabloid media
>2 fresh terrorist attacks to stoke anti-immigrant sentiment
>Opposition leader who is undermined by his party at every turn
And she threw it all away. For what?

>>129159007
another election

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Are we finally beginning to see the effects of Labour flooding the country with millions and millions of vermin blacks and asians?

>>129159091
Interestingly enough, I read a recent survey that showed that 7/10 of women in the UK want the abortion time limit reduced

is she stealing our memes?

>>129159189
May is getting binned

>Wagecucks all gone to bed or maybe even work

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This blond tart on the BBC well wants a ride on the old Corbyn cock. I bet she's proper wet.

>>129159189
You're going to be a Christian nation again thanks to DUP. See you in church, anon.

Mustache man is on now

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>>129158723
>Aldershot

>>129158914
>the one independent (left wing iirc)
not quite, she's ex-Ulster Unionist and goes along with the unionist liney, she just opposed the official UUP/Tory pact

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>>129159191
>"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." -CS Lewis

Ausfailia is one of the biggest NANNY STATES IN THE WORLD.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-34048497

http://www.traveller.com.au/australia-the-land-of-the-idiot-gi36oy

https://next.ft.com/content/1853648c-cbc3-11e5-84df-70594b99fc47

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/rendezview/welcome-to-australia-the-worlds-most-overregulated-nanny-state/news-story/49aa0a414ae87b9ef54e85b40af36b47?nk=12acd4a5120fa9509bd8513af6075c5d-1466651873

>"h-heh at least w-we don't get shot" typed the increasingly nervous and embarassed australian man on his 1 kb/s internet as he remained locked up in a padded room forced to wear a helmet, with his body bubble wrapped under constant harm supervision by his government let he cut himself on a piece of paper

I didn't expect that people in London such fucking mongrels contrasting to the whole south. Because only mongrels vote for Labours, normal people vote for the noble and posh Tories. Not for the many, for the few!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/general-election-results-2017-maps-breakdown/

Lamentable results, we lost 13 seats.

>>129158723
>>129159175
your south wales is shit compared to ours, suck a koala cock you sunburnt bastards

>>129158741
Libs already said no deals or coalitions
DUP already said no coalition without soft brexit
Stop this cringeworthy score keeping

>>129159222
To try to kill Brexit somehow, she's still a remainer at the end of the day.

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>>129159085
BUT ISN'T THIS WORSE FOR LEFTISTS?
AREN'T THE DUP FAR-RIGHT

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>>129158830
>HAHAHAHAHA CORBYN DIDN'T GET RAPED WE WIN!1
Sad.

>DUP wants no border between the republic and NI, and no internal border within the UK. a.k.a. Free movement of people between the UK and EU.
tfw brexit is officially kill no matter what

Lads. What's been your highlights of the hight.
For me:
- Clegg losing his seat
- that Soubry interview

>>129159143
hung john curtice is hero of the night, he nailed this

>>129159278
Laura Kunnesberg is a pure and virtuous lady of political discourse

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We're heading for another election aren't we?

>>129159339
That's some good 4D chess.

>>129159191
The Government also collects 50 cents of revenue for each cigarette sold.

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>>129159282

>>129159327
lmao, he actually trusts politicians' words

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YES WELL DONE JEREMY WELL DONE JEREMY

HOWEVER

This election is very interesting.

One, it shows May is fucking trash.

Two, it shows that much of the leftist youth are totally retarded.

Three, it appears the remain voters are quite willing to try and undermine the referendum result.

However, on the plus side.

>Alex Salmond BTFO

'Are Nige might come back to try and save us.

Can someone please explain why the EU was a bad thing?

>>129159344
>AREN'T THE DUP FAR-RIGHT

No but they're more right wing than the Tories

>>129159384
if there isn't a coalition you bet

>>129159227
Yes, it's only going to get worse.

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>>129159222

>tfw you go down in history as one of the worst ever PMs at a time when we really needed a leader

>>129159191
don't knock a 22lr bolt m8, cumbria took out 12 with one and a 12g

>>129159384
'74 all over again

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You can see him mouthing "Sheeeeeeeiiiiitttt" in that photo.

Tighter than a chinks pussy

Ayyy

>>129159350
how does no internal boarder within uk mean no boarder between you and EU?

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>>129159325
Where do you think I'm from, boyo?

>>129159365
I unironically love Jon Curtice. I know he is only a political analyst, but as a statistician I admire him. He is on top of his shit.

>>129159384
yeah, followed by a labour SNP goverment.

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>>129159359
>cleg losing
>lord buckethelm dabbing

>>129159359
Clegg losing, Lord Buckethead dab, Salmond losing.

>>129158853
>tfw you keep looking into ways to move to America, but there aren't a lot of openings for NEETs

>>129159406
kek

>>129158830
Isn't DUP even further right than the Tories? I was hoping for a DUP majority haha

>>129159350
At least it will be migration from Europe

>>129159412
Fishes

>>129159222
every early election called in UK history has been a loss for the people that call it

>>129159091
>gay marriage
kek hell no, that's political suicide nationally and you're just going to have the status quo
>abortion
with a 100 seat Tory majority yes, but not when a small number of pro choice Tories can ruin it
in short, nope

>>129159412
>Can someone please explain why the EU was a bad thing?

Made us unable to control our borders. See Poland and Hungary being forced into taking muslim refugees.

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>>129159472
That's going to be a recount mate.

Why are these last seats taking forever to count?

How long until Olney?

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>>129158723
Filton and Bradley Stoke

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>>129159406

emily still looks wide awake

>>129159080
Best of all, you have no tripcode.
Back linking is great and anyone who doesn't do it is an utter mong.

I miss the old generals where we had proper editions with little snippits of information about the British subject matters.
This current trend of "le ebin funny picture" is shite

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Post your rarest brit/pol/ karen

>Imagine if you were a normal person David
Dimbelby confirmed for lizard man

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BY A FUCKING HAIR

>>129159372
That's a yes?

what the fuck's wrong with the undeclareds?

Sunlun and Geordieland rush to get their shit out first

these plebs go to bed and say they'll sort it out next week or something

Is there a race to be last too?

Everywhere I'm looking lads, labour mongs think they've won or something

I don't get it, are they just happy that the conservatives performed worse than predicted?

CON+DUP = 322

LAB+LIB+SNP+GREEN+PC = 312

SF won't be sitting so majority is 322 instead of 326

8 seats to go

FAR-RIGHT COALITION CONFIRMED
>FAR-RIGHT COALITION CONFIRMED
FAR-RIGHT COALITION CONFIRMED
>FAR-RIGHT COALITION CONFIRMED
FAR-RIGHT COALITION CONFIRMED
>FAR-RIGHT COALITION CONFIRMED

WE DID IT

>>129159560
>cornish intellectuals

>>129159497
well you lost your say when ya fucked off you crispy cunt

>>129159584
Based Ian

GUYS

Alex Salmond is out of Parliament

Just enjoy this amazing day mates.

>>129159557
They've already had three

>>129159407
False,if it was about Remaining, they would have voted Lib Dem

>>129159412
Imagine China and Indonesia running your country, and people unironically calling you racist if you didn't like that

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time to move to the superior country

>>129159412
Paying for Germany's vassal states.

>>129159483
Ireland is in the EU. We are not.

OPen borders between NI and ROI means de facto open borders with the EU, assuming there's no other custom provisions.

>>129159406
kek

>>129159222
Fox hunting, pinching pennies from pensioners and to control the internet

>>129159412
unelected officials decide how your country should run

>>129159550
What were the monetary downfalls?

>>129158830
Typical libtards. They don't get politics.

>>129159508
>>129159510
Forgot about Lord Buckethead. What a guy.

>>129159502
that peter kellner prick from yougov was fucking melting down after 3 results from sunderland and newcastle saying the exit poll is looking wrong

curtice was not having any of that shit

>>129159643
you didn't do anything

EVERYONE should just resign and go home.

>>129159618
The news is displaying it as a big labour victory to prevent protests

>>129159372
The sneering twat needs drowning in a bucket.

>>129159618
they know tories are done within the decade as the country at large is slowly shifting towards the left

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>>129159652
They're going to EU it and demand recounts until they win.

>>129159618
They have won. May held this election so she could make her large majority even larger.
Now she has *no* majority.

>>129159741
SALTY LABORER DETECTED

GO TO WORK WAGEKEK

>>129159651
2nd indyref is completely out of the table now

I'm not that bothered by the current outcome, the Union has come out stronger from this.

Damp rag man is beaming

The important thing I need to know is did Angus Robertson lose his seat?

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>>129159647
>lost your say
Postal voting lad. Very fancy stuff.

>>129159595
I dont mind a funny picture in off hours, but yeah, proper imaging, titles and links are important atm so people dont ask retarded questions.

>>129159741
>Argentina doesn't control british politics
Pleb tier understanding of geopolitics desu.

>>129159805
Yes

>>129159407
Are Nige should have been campaigning in the first place instead of in America getting his bellend polished on Fox News.

>>129159805
yes

>your guys' country is supposed to be the least-cucked european country

saddest fucking thing i've ever seen

check them.

yktd where are you

Not going to lie, I wanted Corbyn to win just to laugh at you, britbongs.

>>129159774
They have not won because they neither got a majority nor a plurality and cannot form a government

They lost, by any metric they lost

Just because you did better than predicted doesn't mean you won

>>129159793
Based Curtice strikes again

>>129159741
Didn't he?

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What have you had for brekkie lads? I had pic related with toast : )

>>129159412
Started as a trade union which was fine but it's trying to turn into a political superpower in its own right by using the single market to blackmail people into following their rules (them being Germany and Belgium), they want to basically turn all of Europe into America.

>>129159805
Yeah, as did Salmond.

>>129159805
Yes, also Salmond, Tasmina Ahmed Sheikh, Nicholson and a bunch of others.

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Rate my stupidity.

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>>129159832

>>129159780
Cheers for keeping me posted argie.

>>129159618
if Corbyn and the absolute state of that cabinet can perform like that whatever the circumstances of the tory's campaign, well, time is on their side.

CON+DUP = 323

LAB+LIB+SNP+GREEN+PC = 312

SF won't be sitting so majority is 322 instead of 326

7 seats to go

FAR-RIGHT COALITION CONFIRMED
>FAR-RIGHT COALITION CONFIRMED
FAR-RIGHT COALITION CONFIRMED
>FAR-RIGHT COALITION CONFIRMED
FAR-RIGHT COALITION CONFIRMED
>FAR-RIGHT COALITION CONFIRMED

326 STILL POSSIBLE AND THEN SF WON'T EVEN MATTER

Damp rag man giving his oscar speech

>>129159763
>he's serious

lmao

>>129159312
>We're in for a great coalition I hope
Fuck you, GRU shill

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>you will NEVER be this smug

went to bed at midnight.. just woke back up lads..


so is it definitely gonna be CON+DUP ?

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>>129159814
nah fuck off did you, postie wouldnt deliver it in time be fucked.
>saving all of these btw dont stop now

>>129159721
Uk was the third biggest net contributor. Subsidising the poorer countries. Now thanks to EU we can't have free trade with neighbouring countries without accepting free movement as well for completely arbitrary political reasons.

>tfw we get the worst of both parties
>Tories: No secure internet etc
>Labour: Not being able to pull the trigger and presumptive strike on terrorists etc.

>>129159740
Nice to see he has gone to bed while Curtice is still going strong.

Big shout out to his junior researchers who do all the work and he just approves it.

>>129159889
Coffee and cheesecake.

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https://twitter.com/Owen_Jones84/status/873046373100249088

Top.
Fucking.
Kek.

>>129159904
5/4

>>129159889
Can't eat breakfast if I haven't been to bed yet.

>>129159865
At least you're an honest cunt. Now fuck off.

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>>129159904
>betting

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TRUMP CURSE

>>129159851
That would be Denmark or Switzerland

>>129159656
Not so fast Canada. I said undermine, not overturn.

This result will probably lead to a "soft" Brexit, which is almost fucking worse than not leaving the damn EU in the first place.

>>129159889
I had a curry pot noodle

>>129159483
Because no border between ROI and NI means no border between the EU and UK anyway, but if there's no border control between NI and the rest of the UK then we have free movement of people between the EU and all parts ofthe UK and we may as well just let them come in through Dover

>>129159889
Toast and a cuppa.

>>129159904
Labour Manifesto/10

Mummy may has made a tit of herself

>>129159904
3/10 could have gone that way

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>>129158723
Montgomeryshire

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>>129159805
Also SNP lost their chief whip, who has held his seat for 15 years to a completely unknown QT who is approximately 14 years old

>>129159851
>what is Poland

We were always pretty far-gone, yank cunt

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>>129159945
Nah fuck off you sad cunt. Get your own memes.

>>129159904
not even that bad, I'm sure there are people who bet waaaaaaaaay more

>>129159904
I got 5/2 on over 50 yesterday.

>be Ulster scot Protestant unionist
>terrorists shit on country
>IRA - 'revenge will be the laughter of our children'
>Ulster scot dilution, barely any Protestantism south of the border, slowly converted bred out or killed
>birth rate 3x for Irish Catholics in Northern Ireland
>'desegregating' schools, Protestant only schools ruled illegal, catholic grammar schools permitted, overfunded and take up all top ten high schools
>'coeducational' schools don't teach 'offensive' Ulster scot history or even Martin Luther and the reformation
>literal IRA propaganda within Catholic schools even the sports teams are intertwined with the IRA.
>violent republican Marxist party takes 80% of Irish catholic votes every year, other too old to be violent republicans 20%
>Protestant areas have 'Alliance party' vote split completely
>'Alliance' weirdly don't get a single percentage of the vote in any one catholic area they run in yet 50+% in Protestant bastion of east Belfast
>2017
>lose unionist majority for the first time ever
>gun cocked and aimed at head, fairwell Ulster my maiden.
>turn on news one final time
>hung parliament
>DUP coalition
>NO SURRENDER

>>129159889
Top choice; I hope it was sourdough bread

>>129159780
not salty at all, as long as may's gone I'm happy

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>>129159860
Jail mate

May has to be the worst prime minister of a party for decades. Completely fucked up against a bunch of Marxist clowns when she already had a huge lead.

I think one of the many problems with this campaign is they tried to make it May vs Corbyn instead of Brexit vs Remain or Conservatives vs Labour. May has no charisma whatsoever, so she lost.

Sad!

Well, let's hope the DUP make it so a hard Brexit is achieved and take the country even more to the right than the centre-right Conservatives.

>>129158775
Praise Kek.

Hopefully that racist bitch can be locked up for thought crime now

>>129159919
why does no one bother to remember there's plenty of remain traitors sprinkled throughout the Tory caucus and are going to be able to torpedo anything they don't like if they just get about 15 people to vote against the government?

omg it's Lammy he's my MP

>>129159942
I'm happy for him.

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PACK UP YOUR BAGS AND MOVE TO THE SUPERIOR COUNTRY

>>129159975
You know what, I was so sure of a tory win I nearly bet £400 to win only £80 back. I was telling myself it was such a sure thing I'd kick myself after.

Am I fucking glad I didn't lay that bet now.

>>129159889
Weetabix, shreddies, and cheerios with unsweetened soya milk, and a strong black coffee.

>>129159871
>by any metric they lost
How about the "seats won vs seats lost" metric :^)
This may not be a straight numerical win, but it's a huge indication of where the country's going.
Not a Labour voter myself, by I say call if fair dos and let your mates celebrate this one.

>because of the shithole that is northern Ireland the UK won't have a hard brexit

Payback baby, cucked by the Irish once again

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>>129159596

BR here

can anyone give me a quick rundown about what's happening?

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>>129159525
awesome

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>>129159889
Nothing lad, I'm on a diet. I've lost half a stone already in just 2 weeks.

Hey retards, having a majority of 1-2 is completely untenable and will still lead to another election in a few months.

>>129159972
God that little shit pisses me off

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>>129158723
Stirling

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APOLOGISE

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>>129158930
That denial, so delicious, you are aware DUP wants access to single market.

Either brexit is over or we're joining the single market hahahahahahaha fuck you cucks

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>>129158723
ITS NOT FAIR
>Lincoln

>>129159889
Gin and tonic.

Who the duck are the DUP

https://twitter.com/BillKristol/status/873008651228852224

jewish neocons are so butthurt over corbyn lel

ffs this goy on bbc saying this result proves people want a soft brexit


:'(

>>129160128
The DUP want a soft brexit, well they want an open border between the Ireland's which is going to really throw a massive spanner in the works.

>>129159681
>>129160013
oh shit,right....i forgot about ireland

>>129160081
NEVER SURRENDER

>Hung parliament

Boris Johnson evian bottle girth cock confirmed

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>>129160156
I thought Labour would do better than expected, and put 50 on them getting 200-250 seats.

JUST.

>all the talk about Labour being done for a decade at least

fuck the press, seriously.

>>129159860
He was around last night.

>Scotland gave the Tories the boost to stay just ahead of Labour/the Progressive coalition.
What timeline is this?

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>>129159972

>>129160179
No clear winner, high chance of PM resigning and a new Tory PM calling another election.

>>129160165
>How about the "seats won vs seats lost" metric :^)

This is literally "she won the popular vote" tier

>Not a Labour voter myself, by I say call if fair dos and let your mates celebrate this one.

And I'm asking what there is to celebrate

>>129160132
>plenty of remain traitors sprinkled throughout the Tory caucus
Hell, there's one currently leading the party.

>>129160216
ULSTER FOREVAARR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4

CON+DUP = 324

326 STILL POSSIBLE

WHEN IS SHE GOING TO RESIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGN

>>129160221
This same guy was on tv right after the Brexit vote saying he'd outright refuse to recognize it.

Very casual observer here.

She already had a majority, right?
Was another election due soon and that's why she called for a new one now?

I don't really see why she would bother with an election to get a bigger majority when she already had one.

>>129160273
BORIS

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>>129158554

This need to happen now

I think its the only way now lads, we need to collapse to show the libcucks the true world, of death and pain, ideological subversion, identity politics is too strong, its irrational, has ZERO arguments, its cucked and faggotry, so it has to come down. only when these fucking cunts are dying on mass will their minds be changed. only when the boot is on their heads will the race war begin, will the day of the rope begin... i welcome it now, i am ready and everyone on this board needs to tool up now and prepare... the west is coming down and blood needs to flow for the mto either die or wake up

>>129160150
Your country is still superior in regards to guns though, and they would suffer to learn mountain jew language.

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>>129160066
nah butt keep them flowing, the only contrivution you're gonna make to cymru now that you've abandoned her

>>129159643
>greatly weakened conservative party
>leadership fight on the horizon

yupp, you sure did it

>>129160296
what does 326 mean?

HE LOOKS LIKE A MALE DIANNE ABO

>>129159412
Imagine America without free speech, guns, constitution and your polluted with socialists/communists who wants open borders with the entire world but only the middle east comes.

And if you dare speak against the muzzies invasion you are thrown in jail for hate speech.

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>>129160196
He just got royally trolled buddy.

>criticises the irish for hating gays/women
>parody gets top comment exposing him.

>>129160179
>Tories bow to DUP

Mishal makes me reconsider life, lads

boris for conservative leader, NIGE comes back,

NEW ELECTION

CON UKIP COALITION REEEEEEEE

>make your campaign all about you
>you are a vacuous cunt with no charisma
>be surprised when you lose your overall majority

>>129160132

People were hoping that those remain traitors would be too concerned about losing their seats if they tried to obstruct Brexit, and it looked like this might have been the case for a while.

>>129160302
She's downing a bottle of wine at the moment to drown her sorrows.

>>129160273
Good or bad?

Will britain survive the Third-worldification of Europe?

>>129160353
Coalition Majority

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>>129160271
>On the morning of election day, look to the North

ARE YOU GONNA RESIGN PRIME MINISTUHHHH

>Cornwall isn't reporting
>no Richmond Park because Olney is screeching

get on with it already

>>129160216
Christian Conservative pro-Brexit party

>>129160316
it was due in 3 years mate.... she fucked herself

>>129159780
>white

>>129160179
They see your flag, dummie.

>>129160319
RUDD

is it Neil time, finally?

>>129158554

What's with all this resignation crap?
Why do they resign when its not ideal?

>>129159919

326!! The seats are counted regardless of there is an ass sitting in them

>>129159159

Yeah who'd've thought the SNP would lose so many seats?

>>129160216
Dublin unionist party (NI protestant)

Please come clean right now all MUMMY MAY posters
I want to laugh at you

>>129159412
It's a postnational federation masquerading as a free trade area

>>129160257
>put 50 on them getting 200-250 seats.
I saw that bet. You wold have got £500 back right?

I think my response was "hahahahahahah"

Well we both lost.

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So Brexit is fucked.

>>129160407
i thought that was the 322 number? no? this is confusing, wtf bongs.

NEW

>>129160405

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>>129160405

>>129160405

>>129160405

>>129160405

>>129160353
The number of seats needed in parliament to win an election

>>129160453
Because she fucking tanked and almost lost an election

>>129160271
the only one that survives

>>129160179
Brexit cancelled. 40% voted for a socialist retard who supports terrorism and wants to disarm us.

Well, DUP is likely going to form a coalition with the Tories.

May is fucking trash, so are the Conservatives. They are still better than the Labour morons.

I am just laughing at the leftist rubes who think "they've" won.

SO, ETERNAL ANGLO AND ETERNAL CELT HOLDING HANDS?
How fucked is the world?

>>129160271
>Labour splits the SNP vote
>Ensuring tory dominance

>>129160316
she had a slim majority, and she personally was never elected because she took over from Cameron who resigned a year after he won the election due to Brexit.

she wanted to have a bigger majority in parliament so the tories could do more, and she wanted to be viewed as a legitimately elected PM with 5 years ahead with no compulsion to call an election

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I wonder if lib dem voters will sperg out because they got lots of votes but relatively few seats, just like UKIP did last time.

hmm, 2 hours ago brit/pol/ was 90% pro-labour

shills and ironicposters keep weird hours

>>129160430
gotta affirm them that at least

they get countless terrorist attacks and yet won't realize what the problem is

>>129160495
Not as fucked as Karen's prolapsed arsehole.

>>129160453
because the party won't fucking have it, and rightly so.

>>129160221
but thy do.
or, how would you interprert it otherwise? 'soft' Brexit tories like Soabry are screaming in public for May to be strung up from the nearest lamppost. 'Hard' was yesterday.

>>129160087
No just a brown loaf, but I cut it nice and thick

>>129159972
He was anti-Corbyn until a couple of months ago and wrote several articles criticising him. How does he get away with this?

>>129160081
God save our gracious Queen!
Long live our noble Queen!
God save the Queen!

NO SURRENDER

Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us:
God save the Queen!

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>corbyn will never man-handle your man-tits

>>129160573
>confusing brit/pol/ for momentum shills

>>129160385
Ukip? What is this; the ukip?

get fucked retards. Jeremy Corbyn, Inshallah. Communists will rule once again.

>>129159455
I didnt even know a .22 could kill a grown man.

>>129160570
They have every right to, FPTP is antiquated garbage.

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RIP Brexit.

Press F to pay respects.

>>129160418
Conservative aren't pro briexit, the4e mantra is the rich man's party, ergo pro EU