Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 47th edition

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What a great result.

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Sorry Theresa but there's no magic majority tree.

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KARENPOSTING IS BACK!

CON+DUP = 318

LAB+LIB+SNP+GREEN+... = 309

SF won't be sitting so majority is 322 instead of 326

15 seats to go...

will our boris get his final revenge on gove?

Why do Muslims love Labour so much when it was Labour that invaded muh Iraq?

PRESS S TO SPIT ON HER GRAVE

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>>129156744
IM COLLECTING RIGHT WRING TEARS

>Corbyn will turn Britain into Venezuela

None of you retards actually believe this right?

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>he voted UKIP

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MOGG PM WHEN?
>MOGG PM WHEN?
MOGG PM WHEN?
>MOGG PM WHEN?
MOGG PM WHEN?
>MOGG PM WHEN?
MOGG PM WHEN?
>MOGG PM WHEN?
MOGG PM WHEN?
>MOGG PM WHEN?

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Sorry guys. Wouldn't have voted for Trump if I knew it would result in this.

Really don't want to log into Cuckbook right now

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JUST

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>>129156865
>implying it ever leaves

Why is no one talking about a partnership with the DUP? is it off the cards? the are only talking about the next leader of the tory party for another general election

>>129156913
Because it was Labour that brought them over

>>129156934
B-b-but sargon said it, it must be true!!!

Torymongs btfo

>>129156913
The invasion of Iraq was voted on by parliament as a whole, Labour is not solely to blame.

>>129156948
Reminder that Mogg voted in favour of the Snoopers Charter, despite depicting himself as some sort of traditional conservative or classical liberal against increased state power and defender of British institutions and traditions.
(http://www.publicwhip.org.uk/division.php?date=2016-06-07&number=13&display=allvotes)

Reminder that Mogg is a notorious carpet-bagger and stood in seats from Scotland to Shropshire to Somerset before he actually won a seat.
(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacob_Rees-Mogg#Before_entering_Parliament)

Reminder that Mogg disavowed the ‘Traditional Britain’ group after he caved under pressure from the leftist media for speaking to a genuinely socially conservative group
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23617555)

Reminder that Mogg helped to campaign against UKIP’s Mark Reckless in the 2014 Rochester By-Election – a crucial make-or-break moment in UKIP’s history that would’ve destroyed the party’s momentum and prevented Brexit from ever happening had Reckless not been elected.
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-7MbLwG0AU)

Reminder that if Mogg placed his principles and nation above party and career then he would’ve defected to UKIP alongside Carswell and Reckless back in 2014, back when there was significant UKIP momentum and it seemed as if UKIP could gain several seats in Parliament.

>>129157009
Leftists want to celebrate desperately, so they aren't ready to admit that they actually lost

>>129156951
You shouldn't have voted Trump for your own sake you memeing cretin.

>>129156934
Of course he won't, he's not going to be in power

>>129156934
Doesn't he want to tax the rich to kingdom come to pay for all his proposed new/updated services? Does he not know what Capital Flight is?

MISSUS BUNFIELD

MISSUS BUNFIELD

YE BE CREYIN CROCODYLE TAERS

>>129157049
tl;dr
Filtered. Mogg is comfy, kys.

Will any of the nationalist parties (Sinn Fein, Plaid Cymru, SNP) form a coalition, or is their inherent aim too antithetical to forming a ruling coalition?

Theresa May gave the hard-right of the Tories everything they wanted (Hard Brexit, low immigration, grammars, cuts to services) and the electorate rejected them

Face it, the right wing has been proven to be unpopular

Most people want high immigration and nationalisation - The Labour party has had their best result by voteshare since 2001

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>>129156865
>>129157005

c-cute

>>129156935
>he didn't
>he voted Tory instead
>he voted Labour instead

lol!

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What happens when they cancel our Brexit lads?

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what parties make up the 11 Independent seats?
plaid cymru and?
are any moderately eurosceptic?

RARE BRIT/POL/ KARENS PLS!

REPLY TO THIS POST WITH BEST KAREN

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Fuck you all, I'm posting it again.

B-but w-we d-did o-our p-part

You fucking morons! We unionists BTFO of SNP, we took out their westminster leader, we took our their chief whip.

We secured 11 more seats than in the last election for Conservative.

Why? How?!! What did you do!!!!!!

WHAT DID YOU DO!!!!!!!!!!!!

You let down yourselves, you let down your country but most of all you let down Ruth.

>>129157049
>UKIP’s Mark Reckless
miss this desu

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How did he fucking do it lads?

This election proved that Brexit is not wanted and that immigration must be increased.

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>>129157001

>>129156856
Weren't bad at all, lad, certainly better than expected. Can't complain.

>>129157078
YOU VILE HAG

>>129157009
>Why is no one talking about a partnership with the DUP?
Are you retarded? Loads of people have spoken of it, both here and on the telly.

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Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads.

Here is a man who would not take it anymore.

A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit.

Here is a man who stood up.

The election is over already?
I just woke up lol

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WHAT WILL BECOME OF MY AUTISM BENNIES

>>129156887
Sir you besmirch my good name
I don't even like 2D loli, let alone 3DPD

>>129156871
youre a bit behind

>>129156865
Karen is a fuck toy for arabs and pakis.

>>129157092
No, they rejected an autistic leader who couldn't explain her social care policy once it was scrutinised and openly talked about bringing back fox hunting. The stuff you listed is still popular but wasn't mentioned enough.

>>129157180
But why aren't they covering it like its a huge issue, this could potentially win the tories the election

>>129157069
This is why I'm okay with Britcucks getting btfo by Corbyn

Eat shit losers

>>129157072
His tax rate would still be lower than literally all major European countries

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reminder. I was right.

>>129157149
people fell for the 'save the NHS' meme

REEEE I don't want to know about the seats lost, I want to know about the potential of seats to come.

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>tfw labour gains

>>129157117
The only parties with any serious eurosceptic presence are the DUP and Tories. There are a few in Labour but not many.

>>129157092
And they still didn't win

>>129156859
10/10

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>She literally left us with no government a week before the most important negotiations in recent history

>>129157235
You don't have a good name. You're shilling for a third world dictator who is currently massacring his own people. You're basically the modern version of a Nazi.

>>129157001
Why the fuck did she think this was a good idea? It just made her look like she was panicking and galvanised the fucking students.

CON+DUP = 319

LAB+LIB+SNP+GREEN+... = 309

SF won't be sitting so majority is 322 instead of 326

14 seats to go...

>>129157092
It's more the fact may and her manifesto would make Satan a Labour voter than people loving Corbyn, people will vote for their survival and wellbeing more than social causes in most cases

Con prediction up to 319. I'm guessing that's Zac.

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>>129157149
By sending people to the gulag.

>>129156744
>Norn Ireland cucks the UK into oblivion

Just let Ireland have them, it's not worth it anymore

>>129157272
nice
what did you predict for the USA election? 2015? 2010? Brexit? give honest answers and we will see how good at predictions you are

3 more seats and DUP cooperation to get it sorted anyway.
What a fucking mess.

>>129157115
Pakis break into your house and wank you off against your will but you soon start to enjoy it anyway.

>>129156951
>This is entirely Trump's fault, ignore the fact that May put out a deeply unpopular manifesto, ran a shit campaign, declined to ever debate Corbyn, put out a 1984 style assault on internet rights and then turned her back on her own manifesto last minute. Its entirely Trump's fault because he insulted a muzzie.

>>129157049
What does 'carpet-bagger' mean?

CON+DUP = 319

LAB+LIB+SNP+GREEN+... = 310

SF won't be sitting so majority is 322 instead of 326

13 seats to go...

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>>129157338
S T R O N G

A N D

S T A B L E

W E E K A N D W O B B L Y

>>129157252
Because they're still busy talking about how catastrophically the Tories fucked up.

>>129156856
>>129157173
>Tfw June is literally the end of May

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>>129157123

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How fucked is the UK now?

Is anything actually going to happen?

>>129157430
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carpetbagger

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>>129157446
Not bad.

>>129157272
>making your own screencaps and posting them in every thread
Pretty pathetic there mate

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>>129157240
They fucking wish.

>Ceringdon gone W A Y L U S
When is Dim Tim gonna resign?

>>129157430
They find a constituency to run in that they will probably win, but have no real belonging to.

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I HURT MYSELF TODAY

>2 votes

Fucking hell that's close

Hung parliament confirmed

>>129157339
Are you mistaking me for the other sea monkey again like yesterday?

>>129157465
mandatory BLACKing of all caucasian females in the UK

it's over

TWO VOTES

May is even worse than Cameron, isn't she?

>>129157338
Lol why she call the election then

>SNP beat Milkmen by 2 votes

wew

>>129157430

parachuted into a constituency for a win. Like what UKIP tried with Nutall in that by-election.

>these right wing tears

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

>>129157430
person who runs for political office in a place they don't live or have connections to

>Boris Johnson is unironically going to become PM

How mad is Michael Portillo going to be lmFao

>>129157432
bbc are forecasting 318 seats for tories, that would give them a majority of ten once you add the DUP and subtract SF

that giant left wing coalition is not really viable desu, especially with the SNP involved

2 VOTE MAJORITY

CON+DUP = 319

LAB+LIB+SNP+GREEN+... = 311

SF won't be sitting so majority is 322 instead of 326

12 seats to go...

>>129157268
Except the USA is currently rewriting our laws to try and capital-drain other countries to reverse 40 years of bad trade policy. Corbyn would be a disaster for the UK with Trump in power.

>>129157343
May could still lose confidence vote

TWO VOTES

J U S T

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>>129157446
Hehe clever cunt

>>129157310
http://www.labourleave.org.uk

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>>129157338
Read up faggot

When are the numbers in constituencies getting equalled? The total number of seats in some Scottish seats is the same number of votes that some people have been getting in London.

LONDON SURGE WHEN

aargbh this fucking SNP dweeb held.

>>129157554
the greens didn't win mate

When will I next see Neil?

When did the sticky get deleted? Is that why we're getting flooded with clueless fucking foreigners (particularly Amerisharts) again?

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>>129157430
>the bong has no term for this

And I thought Florida was close

>two votes
SNP's JUST status just keeps going

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KNOCK KNOCK, BEADY.

Will there be riots now?

>>129157645
I'm talking about MPs

>>129157615
BBC saying Cons are on 313 seats

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>>129157615

>>129157508
>North East Fife SNP hold with a Majority of 2 (two)
I CAN'T WATCH ANYMORE.

holy shit

>>129157200
I remember this being in a clash song.

>>129157688
I think he'll be on in half an hour. Sure I read that somewhere yesterday.

>>129157620
>unironically wanting us to ally with that trigger happy moron

Barry fucking Gardiner

>>129156913

Muslims vote as a group. They are not as dumb as they look. Smarter than White cucks, who turn against each other like dumb apes.

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>>129157714

>>129157430
you wouldn't understand, your people have never been raped by your fellow countrymen.

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We did it, we did it!

>My vote can't make a difference so I'm not voting.
>Majority of 2

>barry gardiner

actually beaming

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>>129157554
But think of the diversity!

The food!

It'll be great

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so, it's definitely CON-DUP, right?
i'll be able to go to bed happy

So what happens now? Will a coalition form? If so, who??

>>129157566
There were polls that had her doubling Labour before she called it

She won seats during the local elections that Labour had held for years

No one thought this could happen

>>129157388
The DUP is the most right wing party in Britain. They want full Brexit with an open border with Ireland, just like everyone else in the UK wants.

Americans need to stop posting in Brit/pol/

>>129157716
We dont riot over shite meaningless things like politics. Just football.

>>129157591
He's gonna meme the empire back into existence, just you wait.

Honestly, you guys' mistake was following up your meme Brexit election with a non-meme leader in May. You should have picked Boris from the start, only a meme leader can survive in this age of meme politics.

>>129157338
>>She literally left us with no government a week before the most important negotiations in recent history

media hype, the Kraut election in September says June negotiations are worth nothing

>Barry Gardiner
time for bed

>>129157816
Tory-DUP

>>129157716
No, if anything there might be some 'public demonstrations' for a few days from leftists who hate Christ.

Holy shit.

SNP wins Fife North East by 2 votes.

>my vote doesn't count

>>129156744
> DUP
tha fuck is that?

>>129157488

Doesn't stop him from being right though, Boris.

>>129157697
I think it's "parachuting" in the UK, but it's certainly not a widely-used term even though it happens a lot

>>129157149
real life 3D shitposting on the one show about his jam and sheds

middle england simply decided he couldn't be bad

>>129157854
>what is google

>>129157407
I predicted Trump and Obama. NO lie.

>>129157620
>Anon says EUROPEAN nations
>hurr durr Trump
To the containment thread with you

>>129156951
This has literally nothing to do with Trump tweeting ti Sadiq Khan.

>>129157811
Likely but not confirmed atm.

>>129156744
Can someone explain to me what exactly went down? The tories have the majority still, although the have to form a coalition... why is everyone so buttmad at May?

>>129157811
still not enough for a majority

>>129157854
I bet you're an OIRISH HERITAGE fag too.
Absolutely embarrassing.

>>129157854
some serious norn iron shit

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>tfw no Kindly Jam Man PM
why even live

>>129157821
>They want full Brexit
no

>>129157816
Conservatives and DUP more than likely. Nothing much will change but DUP will get special privileges

>>129157672
Noch mal auf Englisch bitte?

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>>129157854

>>129157929
We don't know yet. He's staying on as opposition leader tho.

DUP are anti-immigration, except for Irish nationals. we'll have free movement between Northern Ireland and the Republic Of Ireland, but not with Europe at large.

Why do people keep saying that Sinn Fein won't sit? Practically they might not, but isn't it unlikely that a government with less than a majority will be accepted on the basis that other people might not show up for school that day?

Have fun with half of Northern Island controlling every aspect of the UK government for the next period of time.

Get fucked.

>>129157854
The good guys. You're welcome England Scotland and wales.

>>129157672
I meant the total number of votes in some Scottish seats you pedantic cocks

Sorry, too busy planning drinking novelty cocktails for overpriced costs with my favourite muslims xx

CON+DUP = 320

LAB+LIB+SNP+GREEN+... = 311

SF won't be sitting so majority is 322 instead of 326

11 seats to go...

2 more for far-right coalition

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Who else got JEZZED this election?

>JUST

Is it gonna be Boris Johnson or David Davis?

>>129157833
>only a meme leader can survive in this age of meme politics.
Surprisingly cogent assessment

>>129157990
Not gonna lie I've always wanted to visit Ireland.

Fucking ulster guys...

>>129157905
They don't have a full majority to form a government. She'll have to rely on the Northern Irish DUP party to get anything done.

She went from a projected 50-60 seat majority to less than she had before. Highly doubt she will be around for long.

>Corbyn 16/1 to be the next prime minister

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>129158004
because they never have, it's kinda their thing

SNP fag here. I honestly don't feel too btfo by this result

2015 was exceptional, a total freak result which was never going to be emulated. Before 2015 the SNP were accustomed to fighting tooth and nail for 5 or 6 seats maximum, so it's hard to feel disappointed at winning 34

Theresa May should resign and James May should be PM

>>129157488
really? Do you think mr *0+ majority would have plastered my screencap? Bearing in mind that anon was screen capping all the anons on the thread who predicted this.

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losers
>theresa may
>angus robertson
>alex salmond
>ukip
>moderate NI parties
>pound sterling

winners
>jeremy corbyn
>scottish tories
>DUP
>sinn fein
>northern ireland in general since they now have a party in govt
>le exit poll man

neither won nor lost
>tory party
>labour party
>SNP
>lib dems

Can someone give me the quick rundown on DUP policies outside of fuck the fags and fuck abortion?

>>129157990
as long as all non UK people passports are screened going into England/Wales/Scotland, Im not arsed

>>129157740
Yeah, it's Labour's biggest problem, the divide between member and voters, and the PLP vs grassroots. Never mind Momentum.

https://twitter.com/MrHarryCole/status/873050728188624896

Olney is taking it well

>>129157338
that is the most autistic thing about it, you don't trigger A50 then call a general election, it should have been the other way round

>give me a mandate to trigger article 50
might have worked

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On one hand I fucking hate May and the Tories deserved this, but on the other I wanted a Tory majority for Brexit.

>>129158004
they already confirmed that they wont

>>129158031
CORNWALL DOES IT AGAIN

>>129158031
7 seats left pablo, don't forget plaid cymru (who are also left wing)

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Karen voted Labour

>>129158012
>implying that this wouldn't be a good thing
The DUP are one of the few sane parties in the UK

Comrade Corbychov will lead the UK to a glorious era of Islamic socialism. Subhanallah, this is truly a great day to be muslim

>>129157578
No one actually seems unironically mad, in this thread r*ddit

>>129157773
Red Angel Dragnet on Combat Rock.

Nice musical taste, Paddy.

>>129158061
Davis

>>129157149

He's never lost an election

Pure honesty

>>129157773
It's from Taxi Driver

>>129158012
literally the best possible outcome

>>129158012
until the next election you cretin

>>129158089
>34

35 now lel

"LET'S NOT GOAD THEM, BIN THAT MODEM" CONFIRMED WORST CAMPAIGN IN ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY ONLY CONVINCING TRIPLORD KEKS ON /BRITPOL/

Sorry if people have been asking this all night, but what actually happens if Tories + DUP can't form an overall majority?

>>129158159
CON+DUP = 321

LAB+LIB+SNP+GREEN+PC = 311

SF won't be sitting so majority is 322 instead of 326

10 seats to go...

1 more seat for far-right coalition

Well done Britfags. You’ve averted becoming America’s Airstrip One while being sold to, well, “us”. At least for now. Will meet again in 5 years ;)

>>129158219
a certain election

>>129157975
Fuck off with johnny foreigners language.

I could at last manage Spanish or French.

>>129158089
I FUCKING HATE YOU SNP TWATS NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU GET BTFO OR HOW BAD YOU GET KICK IN THE FUCKING TEETH YOU STILL SAY THE SAME FUCKING THING

>The people of scotland have made us the winners, WE won the election, clear and nobody can say different. Thank you Scotland we have a clear mandate now to push for a second referendum.

FUCK YOU HAGGIS MUNCHING PRRRRRICKS

>>129157905
May herself is nothing. The Tories themselves are nothing. The political contest is between either moving Britain closer to being sovereign or moving Britain closer to being a Franco-Muslim island resort. May's inept leadership and unwillingness to grasp the political capital that UKIP proved existed just cost everybody everything.

>>129158188
>Pure honesty
whagt about when he sat on the floor of an empty train?

>>129158061
can't be Boris, not now.

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So Brexit's dead?

proud of you bongs today, kicked mays ass, maybe next time youll kill the tories off once and for all

VIRTUAL DOWNING STREET BACK BOYS

>>129158089
I'm honestly amazed at how well Labour did there. Scottish Labour is abysmal.

>>129158170
Ta, overpowered by funk was a good tune too.

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Surely there are enough MPs who don't want Corbyn's socialist utopia and want a clean Brexit that the Conservatives will get some defectors.

They might have to drop some of their more draconian polices, which would be good, right?

>>129158219
Netanyhu takes leadership as far as I'm aware

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmHZECv984Y

We need norn now more than ever

VINE TIME
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>>129158219
no point thinking about it as it's gonna happen

>>129158286
No. Maybe hard brexit.

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>>129158241
R A Z O R T H I N

>>129158241
>far-right coalition
LMFAO
Who's paying you Schlomo?

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>>129158242
Hey, I thought I told you to handle the Norks.

>tfw voting Labour for negative GDP growth and 70's era recession in post-brexit reality

lmao

>>129157773
It's from Taxi Driver

>>129158061
L E A D S O M
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>>129158191
Travis was /our guy/

>>129158134
When the fuck was this called?

Did I miss it? I've been waiting for this for ages, what the fuck.

DURING THE NEGOTIATIONS THE DUP WANTS TO SEE
A FOCUS ON THE FOLLOWING PRIORITIES AND OBJECTIVES:
1. Successful outward-looking knowledge-based economy in
Northern Ireland
2. Ease of trade with the Irish Republic and throughout the European
Union
3. Maintenance of the Common Travel Area
4. Strengthened relationships across the four components parts of the
United Kingdom with no internal borders
5. Northern Ireland-specific solutions achieved through active
Executive engagement
6. Particular circumstances of Northern Ireland with a land border
with the EU fully reflected
7. Frictionless border with Irish Republic assisting those working or
travelling in the other jurisdiction
8. Progress on new free trade deals with the rest of the world
9. Comprehensive free trade and customs agreement with the
European Union
10. Northern Ireland established as a hub for trade from Irish Republic
into the broader UK market
11. Customs arrangements which facilitate trade with new and
existing markets
12. Confidence and capacity within local businesses to maximize
opportunities
13. Business to retain competiveness and not face additional costs
14. Arrangements to facilitate ease of movement of people, goods
and services
15. Proportionate regulatory regime which can promote
competiveness, with legislation to suit our local needs

From their manifesto, not liking number 14 lads.

>>129158241
oh baby

>>129158081
Ok thanks. Basically everyone's mad cause she fucked up a yuge conservative lead and now her it is even more in danger.

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>>129158061
If David Davis unironically becomes PM of a hard-right, hard-Brexit government, then... fuck, isn't that really a better outcome than you all could possibly have hoped for?

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>>129157794
Ausfailia bans many types of guns, you have to jumo through a shitton of hoops to own semi automatic center fire guns. Please shut the fuck up.

>it's actually quite easy

No it isn't you stupid fuck. The vast majority of a planes flight is on autopilot. If it was as easy as you claim it to be you'd see planes dropping left and right by jihadis with higher powered laser pointers. You don't. It's like the dumb fuck leftists who say you can take down a jumbo jet with a .50cal. It doesn't happen. Kill yourself for being such a nanny state shithead.

>no you love being told by your government what to do

On a scale far, far less than you. You live in a padded room bubble wrapped so you can be safe. Bitch I have legal weed and I can smoke indoors at bars that allow it. Kill yourself. Oh wait you can't because your government bans, heavily restricts or taxes the shit out of anything posing the slightest risk to safety.

>>129158188
>He's never lost an election

He didn't win this election. Moral victories don't count.

>>129157342
Because she's a woman
Look at the fear in her eyes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnP8w8OKrD8
She's got nothing.

>>129158105
>burn the gays
>put muh flag everywhere
just the usual backward irish horse whisperers

>>129158041
>Peterborough
Fix your paki and coon infested shithole before posting here.

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Tories have got this, Cornwall will vote for them.

>>129158103
Wanking yourself off in public while screaming for people to shower you with (you)s is pathetic as fuck mate, the rest is academic.

>CON+DUP = 319
>
>LAB+LIB+SNP+GREEN+... = 310
>
>SF won't be sitting so majority is 322 instead of 326
>
>13 seats to go...

Majority is 326 regardless those seats are still counted, the issue is that party just won't ever form a coalition but the seats still count for government forming limit, Pedro

>>129158362
It's not been called yet because she is chimping out.

>>129156744
CORBYN CAN STILL WIN
PLEASE DO IT CUNTS
MAKE HIM WIN

>>129158407
Won't get a majority though

>>129157905
She didn't have to call the election. She could have had 3 more years with a full majority, but she gambled, bungled, and ended up losing ground and getting HUNG.
So now EVERYONE is pissed at her. Anti-brexiteers already hated her, but now so too do hard brexiteers AND milquetoast careerists for throwing away her advantage.

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>>129158288
>open borders and a shitskin for a neighbour for all!

fuck off franklin

>>129157780
when they're a minority. when they're the majority they murder each other over sectarian and tribal shit constantly.

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THE JAP HAS RETREATED INTO THE FOREST

SHE REFUSES TO ACCEPT THAT THE EMPEROR HAS SURRENDERED

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>>129158242

>>129158188
But he just lost this one

>>129158362
It hasn't. She truly is scum, but better than a literal (((Rothschild)))

>>129158407
fucking gross picture

>>129158134
Fucking hell she needs to calm down

>>129158286
I think we'll be staying in the single market.

We're back in the bad cgi dimension
How long has he been trapped in there?

>>129158104
SNP are big, big losers dude. People can just point to the results whenever they bring up muh indy ref

>>129158344
>tfw voting for public investment in raising domestix aggregate demand and self sustainability rather than becoming an offshore tax haven in post-brexit reality

>>129158431
Thank God, I want to watch her lose live.

>>129158461
franklin wanted an anglo only populace actually

>>129158342
They are being dealt with. Soft power, ever heard of it? Soon NK will belong 80% to us and 20% to local dons.

>>129158420
Wrong. They don't count because they don't even show up to swear allegiance to the Queen.

>>129158286
Yep, this is the establishment's revenge

>>129158420
So SF can force a new election?

>>129158440
no, but at least corbyn took down may with him

>>129158461
That Birmingham German market

>>129156913
You guys dont get it do you. Muslims wanted the wars it was they who manipulated greedy western elites into getting involved with them.
Thats how they think once middleeasterners are at war with someone they never stop because they are mentally retarded.

>>129157990
Bullshit unionist by default want into the EU. You guys are dumb, conservatives want into the EU too

>>129158299
"Don't you love our Western ways? Car-crash by funk...!"

Top band, top album.

>>129157821
Northern Ireland voted against Brexit and the DUP listened. They DO NOT want a hard Brexit any more.

Reminder ausfailia is a massive nanny state shithole

>>129158407
[trypophobia intensifies]

Corbyn should stop acting triumphant and resign.

He couldn't even get enough seats for a coalition against a hapless Tory campaign and deeply unpopular PM.

The only thing that is certain after this is that corbyn will never be PM.

May will resign and we'll do this all over again in a couple of months. No coalition.

>>129158004
To sit you need to take an oath of allegiance to the Queen, which they are unwilling to do.

>>129158381
Yes, but Davis won't win if he stood

this is a huge victory considering under a year ago brexit managed to win. Huge swing back to left, labour may not have won but theres no denying which way the wind is blowing.

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/pol/ seems to be a bit depressed, maybe this pic of Robbie Rotten flipping the bird will get a quick laugh

>>129158012
If I could vote DUP I would.

NEW

>>129158554

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>>129158554

>>129158554

>>129158554

>>129158368
>14. Arrangements to facilitate ease of movement of people, goods
>and services

Fug, do they mean with Ireland or with the EU as a whole though?

>>129158551
Sinn Fein have already confirmed they'll continue to do fuck all as usual.

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>Tory popularity at all time high
>riding high on post-brexit fervor
>labour in shambles
>call for snap election
>25 point lead in polls
>expect to absolutely clean house and install a Tory supermajority
>kebab attack happens
>opposition in labour is a weak cuck who blames britbongs for muslim attacks
>tory support should rise even more
>oh wait, Mummy May starts talking about censoring the internet and right-wing hate speech instead of going after kebabs
>oh wait, Mummy May's gov't knew about the kebabs and didn't bother to do anything about them ahead of time
>support collapses
>another kebab attack happens
>doubles-down on censorship
>support collapses even more
>Commissar Corbynovsky almost gets elected
>hung parliament
>will have to coalition with norn iron DUP, who are far-right and euroskeptic
>Mummy May forever BTFO and forced to resign
>bunch of Scots-Irish save Britbongistan

U L S T E R
L S T E R
S T E R
T E R
E R
R

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>>129158407
>Tim Farron is so shit the Lib Dem former heartland will have no Lib Dems
JUST

>>129157887
US elections are very easy to predict. I knew Trump would win even when the polls said Texas wasn't safe red.

>>129158368
14 is the best one.

>>129158451
Indeed, but they're still in power.

>>129158584
You don't need to remind us ;_;

>>129158584
Yeah, we've got a lot of legislation on the books but no one pays any attention to it.

>>129158627
boris would win, the right move is to field boris. Lets hope the conservatives are clever enough to see that.

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>cuckservatives retain power
>Sharia "Let's Ban The Internet" May out of power

Is this really so bad?

>>129158514
You must be knew to the SNP, no matter how badly they get beat they will just say
>We won in Scotland
>The conservatives clearly have lost the ability to lead effectively
>The people of Scotland have made SNP the clear winners in Scotland and we have duty to protect Scottish interests

>>129158465
>LIB-DEMS BANZAAIIIIIIIIII

>>129158368
16. Local input into new UK agriculture and fisheries policies which
can offer sustainability and new growth opportunities
17. Particular importance of agri-food sector to Northern Ireland
economy recognised and reflected
18. Strong protections for agri-food to guard against vulnerabilities to
cheap inferior imports
19. An appropriate support programme for our farmers should
continue after we leave
20. Effective immigration policy which meets the skills, labour and
security needs of the UK
21. Rights of British citizens in the EU and those from EU member
states living here safeguarded
22. Energy market stability
23. Effective, time bound transitional arrangements where necessary
24. Higher and further education continuing to attract international
expertise and collaboration
25. Ability to opt-in to EU funds where proven to be cost-effective and
add value
26. Continued participation in funding programmes that have been
proven to be of benefit and are open to non-EU members e.g.
research funding
27. Fair share for Northern Ireland from dividends from leaving the EU
28. UK wide skills and infrastructure funds should be established to
lead with an emphasis on regional specialisations
29. Jurisdiction of European Court of Justice ended and greater control
over our laws restored
30. Positive ongoing relationship with European Union in keeping
with Article 8 of Lisbon Treaty

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>>129158684

>>129156913

Because Labour lets them flood in.

>>129158680
I mean if Tories+DUP have only 325 then there is no government at all?

>>129158703
>predict
YM
>control

>First time Tories beat Labour share of Scottish vote since 1950s
Scotland is getting red pilled

>>129158611
That would literally the the dumbest thing to do. It's obvious snap elections are terrible for Tories. They aren't going to risk any more seats

>>129158634
>depressed

lol

Fuck May desu, glad she got exposed

>>129158683
Corbychev is better but pretty good.

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>>129158673

just with Ireland

>>129158368
They're euroskeptic and far-right. They're ONLY referring to movement of micks between ROI and NI

What a fucking bizzare election.
Canterbury and Stroud swinging to labour, but Mansfield and Walsall going to the Tories??

Also fucking lol at the SNP

You can see him mouthing "Sheeeeeeeiiiiitttt" in that photo.

Tighter than a chinks pussy

>>129157065
Rightists want to celebrate desperately, so they aren't ready to admit that they actually lost

>>129158630
Long term we should be moving to the right eventually because of Islam. We are importing muslims en masse though so that will act as a balancing force.

>>129158838
That's alreet then

>tories get to 319
>sinn fein has 7 seats already
>no way for labour to form a majority coalition

kek

>>129158519
>muh government deficit spending helps economy keynesian meme

>>129156926
No one likes may she was a cuck. Its back to war with us, this democracy shit is getting old

>>129157776
The UK is already allied with the US you retarded britfag expat, kys

>trigger happy

Literally in what way you bluepilled faggot?

>>129156951

I wish Trump would have sent Delta Force in to literally rendition Kahn to Guantanamo.

>>129158368

9,11,14
customs, free movement, free trade, means not really leaving the EU.
You will pay, but with reduced influence.
Bad result.

>>129158953
>le brandedpill meme

>>129158779
I swear, every picture of Farron he's about to cry.