Comey just released another memo confirming that Trump offered him extra scoops of ice cream in exchange for not leaking any more government documents to the press.
Comey claims this was not only obstruction, but it violates specific sections of the United States Ice Cream Code, requiring that any transfer or offering of more than two scoops of ice cream be registered with the Special Ice Cream Master, or in this case, a certain Chris Christie.
Mr. Comey, is expected to give clarifying comments on these leaks via a "scheduled leak" next week using a third party intermediary.
In a leaked government memo earlier this evening, it was reveal that James Comey "dindu nuffin wrong" and that Trump physically groped his vagina and forced Comey to suck his penis during their now famous grandfather clock meeting.
A parallel development, one leak (source unknown) reporters were shown a picture of Mr. Comey's personal desktop computer, and a file indicating that Trump had sexually assaulted Mr. Comey, however it was quickly observed that the picture had inadvertently revealed an open tab in the background of Mr Comey's computer which suggested a fascination with animated pornography, of various strange and embarrassing fetish genres. Me. Comey has denied the allegations and claims "his children told him about it... his children told him about it." Then he begin shouting "I'm a leaker, I'm a leaker!" According to unammed sources.
>Everything I don't like is a leak
>Especially when it's not classified
>>129153877
You're a retarded trumpfag
>>129153877
>Mr. Comey, is expected to give clarifying comments on these leaks via a "scheduled leak" next week using a third party intermediary.
This line was 8/10, the rest of your post is shit
jim acosta pulitzer prize winner locked in he is doing gods work
>>129155779
then why act like a little girl and get your friend to do it
i bet jim acosta scratches his ass then smells his finger
>>129153877
U DRUMPHYTARDS TOOK MAH 2 SCOOPS!
>>129156108
Show me the part of the memo that was classified.
>>129156013
Yeah well I think it's 10 of 10 (the whole thing) and so far I'm the only one in here who has got repeatng digits, so that's just the way it is I guess.
>>129156527
GRAAAANALLD MUUUMPPH