Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 44th edition

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AT EVERY OCCASION, OH, I'M READY FOR YOUR FUNERAL!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPW8y6woTBI

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this never would've happened if george was still king

Even if Theresa May goes, and the Tories win... they're still going to censor the Internet.

PAUL MASON ON BBC NEWS

WHAT A CUNT

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OFFICIAL BRIT/POL/ POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13144847
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WHO SHOULD BECOME THE PRIME MINISTER IF TORIES FORM A GOVERNMENT AND THERESA MAY RESIGNS?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13144847
http://www.strawpoll.me/13144847
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https://twitter.com/OwenJones84/status/873032116275036165

Owen isn't happy lads

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OH GOD, I'M SO SORRY.

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IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

PM BORIS JOHNSON WHEN?

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Getting a Karen in for the lads.

>Mason

Fuck off

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>>129149868
SOON

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Corbyn must be stopped at all costs.

Paul Mason could honestly die tomorrow and I would feel nothing.

>Tory HQ will want Theresa May to change her style

lol

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>>129149861

>>129149835
it all worked out well in the end

The forecast says CON are short by 8, the DUP has 10. Why the fuck aren't they urgently going into a coalition? they can literally win

General Thoughts:

>Conservatives:
Absolute disaster and May's position is now untenable. Woeful campaign backed up by equally poor decision making. Coalition with the DUP has to be the primary option. Not sure who should be in the leadership consideration. Rudd? Johnson?

>Labour:
The madman actually did it. I will totally buy the narrative that the student vote pushed them to these heights. There's no way middle England voted in good conscious for this old socialist coot. Labour's online resourcing was incredibly strong, well deserved.

>Liberal Democrats
Absolutely desperate for a.) a leader of notoriety and b.) a unique selling point. A second referendum just isn't a unique selling point at this point going against the pull of the Labour party. Will get worse in a hurry.

>Scottish Nationalist Party
A well delivered message repeated far too many times. It's just not happening within the decade, the numbers aren't there for independence and when other issues are being lost it's just too much baggage for people.

>UKIP
Deserve everything they got. Party is an absolute shambles ruined by infighting. Had a serious apprentice in Woolfe, ended up with a comical effort from James and Nuttall. Any referendum swerving breathes them life but most likely waiting for the morgue.

>>129149861
Ben is a moron if he thinks that is why the Tories fucked up this badly, this shit is all on May

>>129149861
By what logic, (((Ben)))?

>>129149912
BIN'D

>>129149861
This is utter shite. He doesn't know what he's talking about.

>>129149947
coalitions don't just magically form

>Mason: Looks like we'll take both Plymouth seats
YOU TOOK ONE AND THEY BOTH DECLARED AN HOUR AGO

Boris Johnson is basically Reddit, the candidate.

>>129149947
Because there are still more seats to call first?

These threads go so fast

No one will notice that I say you should all drink Buckfast

>34 to declare

Can they hurry up, I need sleep.

>>129149947
They need to let the election actually end
Figure out leadership
And then not seem too desperate

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Why does the BBC iPlayer always bring up the fucking video loading bar on the video every time I switch tabs.


Fucking beeb is useless when it comes to online video.

>Tory+DUP
Why are you forcing this? Is this how desperately upset you are, or are you just borderline tetarded?

Why do we persist in putting women in leadership positions? Incompetent and embarrassing

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>>129149868
Bless her soul. She wasn't that bad until the end and now she can leave with honour.

>>129150055
You'll never be PM, Michael.

I do hope that Corbyn isn't going to forget all of these sad little cuckolds in his party who did everything they could to undermine him and are now asking for patronage

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WE DID IT LADS WE'RE BACK TO PRE-2015 ELECTION NUMBER OF SEATS

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What are some good films about complete losers?

Christ how long are these 33 others going to take? I want to go to bed.

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>>129149539
Enough of this shit, I'm just depressed

Post slags

>>129149861
Clearly Trump was the real boss of the shadow government that ran south korea, when they fiund that out, they impeached the president

>>129150113
It's either that or another election. I don't know if the tories want another election immediately after this nonsense.

>>129150062
IIRC the last few are really remote and generally aren't done until about midday.

>>129149825
Jacob Mogg Reece

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>>129150109

>Tezza

>>129150119
This desu,

>>129150119
Thatcher was a fluke.

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>HERE COMES THE PM

>>129149905
you wouldn't be happy?

>>129149861
He's a jew but he's right. May has looked utterly pathetic fawning over Trump and refusing to cancel the state visit.

>>129150113
It is the only choice.

>>129150173
Game Change about McCain/Palin.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/politics/constituencies/E14000752

>+14.5 points Lab
>-15.7 points LD

This is very strange.

I've honestly never seen so many LD signs around here. It's truly mental. I even saw a single house with 3 signs. Obviously that's not proof of anything (unless you're a Bernie fan), but the amount of LD signs is WAAAAY up on previous years; further this is a Remain stronghold (76%).
It also used to be a LD cabinet seat (Lynn Featherstone). And I also got endlessly pounded with LD flyers and campaign junk, but very little from Labour. This is a LD heartland. Based on the sheer amount of campaigning they did here, the LDs clearly thought they could win it.

And yet the LD vote share is way, way down. The LDs somehow got less than the Tories got here in 1997. But again - in LD heartland.

And if that weren't (((curious))) enough, the LD downturn almost exactly mirror's Labour's upturn. Like Labour were somehow taking votes from the LDs (without campaigning or having a famous and relevant candidate).

But not only that; the LD final count was EXACTLY 10,000 votes.

Bit weird, innit?

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>>129150191

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Well one piece of bad news is that vote-share for leftwing parties (lets count Tories as rightwing for the sake of this comment) Labour + SNP + Libdem is now>50%.
In the last election UKIP + Tories were > 50%.

But then the Tory party isn't really rightwing anyway.

>>129149947

They will later when the results are final mate. It's not a race at this point.

The Cons are the only ones who can form a government so there's no rush for them. You should be more concerned about who becomes the new leader.

I'd honestly rather we kept May, even if she is a fucking awful leader, is is pro hard brexit as it stands.

If we get a soft brexit Tory leader we're done for.

>>129150152
>now she can leave with honour

Leaving after fucking up an easy win election has little honour.

>>129150217
You think he'll run? If he does I think we can assume that we'll all support him here,

>>129149861
I had to unfollow this prick after tonight. So much drivel.

>>129150188
st. ives normally takes ages cause of scilly

>>129150164
His balls has actually impressive
He held off the leadership fights and proved all the doubters wronger than ever before

Is there anyone actually right wing in the Conservative party? For leader

John Redwood & Moggy maybe

Did YMCA show up to rub it in maybot faces yet?

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JUST CALL THE ELECTION ALREADY

>>129149861
>american thinks everything in british politics revolves around america

>>129150240
well she was just a man in a female body

>>129150247
He could literal see a Tory surge with Boris. He has the meme, twatty student vote behind him.

>>129150113
What do you mean?

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>London still has a few seats left to declare

L A B O U R S U R G E I M M I N E N T

Should I get another G&T or should I drink water and prep for bed?

Hitchens posters need not reply.

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>the slow, crushing, demoralizing realisation that we will still have free movement of people and trade with the EU after our "brexit"

>>129150188
The Wales one and Richmond park I know are recounts.

>>129150191
she's a tory voter too

>>129149912
daily mail will never recover from this

>what do you mean our 40 page Jezza is a terrorist special glossy pullout didn't work?

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>>129150337
Yes http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/username/YKTD/tripcode/!!hn7ASgIZ1vE/

>>129150326
haha won't be much of a fight when every tory is ready to stick in a knife in her back

>>129150216
>Crewe & Nantwich
>remote

The thing is lads, as much as I'd love another election (for the bants), it would probably yield the same result

>>129150337
he got banned for spamming cuckold porn.

>>129149971

It was former UKIP voters really more than students.

UKIP down by 11%, Labour up by 10%.

>>129150398
>tetarded
I really don't know.

>we could have a David Davis premiership by Monday

My dick is rock solid

>>129150301
UKIP isn't and has never been right wing. Just because they're not cucks that doesn't make them right wing. Their voters just went to labor because they liked Corbyn and UKIP without Farage has no personality.

>>129149825
I would fucking love to see this nutter as prime minister.

It would really round-off this basket case of an election quite nicely.

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>>129150413
>Imbibing wicked poisons

>>129150256
Topkek you fucking faggot.
Get out.

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It's a little of A and a little of B but fuck it. Now that the dust has settled did May throw this or did Corbyn storm it?

>>129150251
THE SCOTS COULDN'T STAY AWAY FROM
>LABYA

>>129149815
what did he say

Tories just need 14 more seats, 3 of those outside of their safe seats.

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How is team CIVIC taking the news?

God I hate May.

>>129150553
Paul Mason things.

>>129150304
>Leaving after fucking up an easy win election has little honour.
It would mean she's falling on her sword instead of staying on as leader, you retard.

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>>129150392
>man in a female body

What's that like?

>>129150480
Never forget this fact UKIP shills.

>>129149990
anyone think we need to censor newspaper headlines.

>hanging by a thread
>hung out to dry
>something witty related to a hung parliament

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Dad what the fuck

>>129149890
Pakis will be spunking all over her face later when she's after a free doner.

TORIES BTFO

HUNG PARLIAMENT BREXIT

>>129150506
I just mean, what other coalition could it be? Lib dems have refused and only the DUP would push them over the line. No way would lab get a coalition.

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>>129150570

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>>129150458
Nice.

>mfw Lammy won 80 (EIGHTY) % of the vote here

>>129149971
>Rudd?

This kills the Conservative party

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>>129150570

That Rudd fiasco was absurd. Reeks of foul play.

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>>129150402
One of them is Richmond Park

>>129150570
>3 of those outside of their safe seats.

This really is us 2016 election all over again.

>>129150449
Wait, are you serious?

May better stay on, brexit will end up a fucking mess if BoJo steps in as leader, and to have another fucking leadership contest at this point is utterly ridiculous.

>let's join Yvette Cooper

Said no-one ever

How many constituencies count late?

There's some that only start only in the morning and there's some that are delayed due to logistical issues. How many can we reasonably expect to call in the next few hours?

>>129149861
Link?

You never know what is real or fake nowadays.

>>129149861
I like the guy but this is retarded, may is the one who fucked it all up. She had a comfy small majority and 3 years to go, what was the fucking point

>>129150471

I actually think it would embolden Labour and the youth vote more. Scary right.

>>129150251
no, labour are splitting the anti-SNP vote

>>129150598
>forcing a leadership election when we're supposed to be negotiating with the eu in 11 days

Still no honour there, she'd just be throwing up even more uncertainty

>>129149971
It was the coffin-dodging Kippers who got Labour their seats in the south.

>>129150524
Fuck off YMCA.

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>>129150641
>This paki phallus obsessed cuck again

>>129149861
kikes gonna kike

>Con short by 8

This is all so incredibly pathetic

>>129150109
>Tezza

fuck it.
let it all burn.

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>>129150191

I can't believe people voted for abbott as home Secretary, still I think this is a generation thing, middle class lefty scum have fallen completely for the brainwashing

Britcucks BTFO!

>>129150669
You should have just ruined your ballot.

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>Blairites bending the knee
It will not save them

>>129150687
Looking forward to Goldsmith losing three times in a row

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>>129150456
He is though.

BBC projects hung parliament.

>>129150198
Clearly you dont know what you're talking about if you think it has anything to do with that you dumb monkey

>>129150729
May's reputation is in tatters. She's finished.

who votes for the lib dems?

>>129150729
>May better stay on
The utter fucking state of mummy posters.

>>129150256
No one outside of twitter cares about trump visiting. He's president of the USA, whatever you think of him ffs.

>All the Blairites now sucking on Jeremy's cock

hahahahahahahahaha, so pathetic.

>>129150544
Both

>>129150764
Man it was hours ago and I don't wanna go back that far. It's real though, I posted it in /ptg/ a few times.

>>129150775
Corbyn's getting coup'd lad, the blairites don't care that he exceeded expectations

Maybe the conservatives could try conservatism, they've given everything else a go.

>>129150517
The tory leadership election process takes a while. Nominations are voted on by their MPs, then the last two are voted on by party members. If there's another general election in the near future it complicates things even further.

>>129150517
I think the british population said loud and clear that they want a soft brexit. David Davis would be a mistake

Only 5 more seats need to go turn non-tory, lads.

>>129150748
still waiting for my constituency

Vine's graphics are top notch.

>>129150640
Her opponent was literally a communist Hamas supporter who thinks killing Osama bin Laden was a tragedy, and thought Hugo Chavez had great economic ideas. And she still got her pussy fucked

>>129150570
I think every party has lost at lesat one 'safe seats' this election.

>>129150913
3 more

>>129149539
>Most likely situation is a Tory+DUP coalition, meaning some people will be tricked into thinking they are getting a hard brexit while still getting 300k+ migration per year
>DUP already outlining a soft brexit as part of the terms for propping up an enfeebled Tory party

Bullshit.

DUP+Tory will actually be right-wing on EU and immigration unlike pure Tory.

>>129150828
The death of New Labour is long overdue

Okay now going to get a couple hours sleep. I personally spoiled my ballot. Good job Roghtly So on the running of Brit/pol. To sumarise

>Remain voted tactically for Labour and sometimes Libdem
>UKIP voters turned to Labour
>Youth came out and voted heavily for Labour
>Tories still managed a 44% but with Labour now bolstered and two party politics reformed to peak
>May ran an incompetent and arrogant campaign and draconian policy
>People on both sides claiming clear voice of soft Brexit e.g. Dave Davis now apparently claims Hard Brexit not on table (He probably supporter Gummer taking over his position)
>Labours still a Blairite party
>Hung parliament
>Probably another general election sooner than later
>No true leader
>No true party
>No true vision (If there ever was)
>Nations pretty much fucked
>Ironically tonnes of remain labour supporters will dismiss and celebrate the uncertainty plus loss of value in currency that they so heavily criticised

Do I care? I dont actually think I do. Enjoyed SNP and especially Salmond getting spanked.
Night guys.

>>129150843
KEK

>>129150869
Liberals
Democrats

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I can't stop laughing I mean THE FUCKING STATE OF THIS WHOLE THING

>>129150907
I imagine they'll expedite it somehow

They need to have it down before parliament reconvenes

>>129150824
I went there with the intention of spoiling it, but it felt a bit infantile once I was at the booth.

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Remember where you were, in 2017.

>thank you Brendan

>>129150729
Could be David Davis m8.

Shariah May will now have a harder time clamping down on internet freedom in order to protect Jihadist's feelings.

I'm so sad!

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>>129150884
>Blairites
>Principled

Funniest thing to me was Nick (((Cohen))) unironically believing that they would refuse to back him if Labour won.

Vine you fucking twonk.

OFFICIAL TORY LEADER POWER RANKINGS

1. Michael Gove
2. David Davis
3. Iain Duncan-Smith
4. Ruth Davidson

44. Boris Johnson

74. Liam Fox

Woman Tier. Amber Rudd
Woman Tier. Theresa '318' May
Woman Tier. Justine Greening

>>129150918
Which is that?
Or at least what's the likely result?

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>>129150900
Reminder half of all Conservatives/Republicans are actually just Labor/Democrat-lite.

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https://twitter.com/reactionlife/status/873028838330060805

ITV reporting that Theresa May is likely to announce her intention to resign and trigger a Conservative leadership contest this morning.


F
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCfYrxx_hBE

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SHE'S PULLING A BROWN

>>129150729
Mays reputation is ruined more than Cameron after his referendum, she can't stay, she has no authority

>>129150990
Wow, someone who gets what would go on in that instance, good for you.

-------

Blairites are truly fucking scum. The same cunts who used to hate Corbyn are now practically rimming him live on TV.

Chances of monarchy being abolished under Corbyn Labour? After lizzie dies?

Protip don't do it

>>129150892

No they'll jump on the bandwagon. More youth voters will see the result and think "wow look how popular he is with my friends and he can actually win lmao so fashionable"

>>129150938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDr2oMFiJpU

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>>129150969
Which is why I can't believe that they got BTFO this fucking hard.

>>129151002
>lib dem
>democrats
They literally want to reverse the result of a democratic referendum.

>VINE
HAHAHAHAHA

>>129150544
Both. She didn't lose that many seats considering how fucked up the situation is, while Corbyn won a fuckloads despite all the propaganda against him.

She blew it by calling an election at all.

>>129150824
he fucking did

Vine btfo

>>129150413
stay up drinkng

>>129150729
BoJo is basically the British Trump. He should always have been PM.
Our lefty parasite problem stems from the fact that we denied him his rightful throne. Basically we shattered the timeline and it shattered us right back.

BoJo + Trump is our destiny.

Why did people flock toward a terrorist lover? Are kids that in love with Socialism?

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>>129150728
deadly serious

>>129151108
shameful

you shit the bed, own it

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>>129150995

Good analysis lad, night.

>>129149539

Good night lads

Hope to wake up to news of Shariah May resigning

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>Corbychev polling as well as Blair in 2001

>>129151083
Half of Tories are Blairites and 2/3 of Labour are Blairites.

Blairites win again. THINGS.jpg

>>129150995
Sleep tight anon

>>129151072
http://www.strawpoll.me/13144847 This poll says otherwise.

>>129151130
nil. They're popular.

Shortest term prime minister since a fucking long time ago

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>>129151130
It's practically already abolished.

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>>129149539
Who are DUP? I've not seen that abbreviation before.

>>129151270
CAN ONLY GET BETTER

>>129151209
He offered them free uni and £8 trillion a year for ARE NHS. How could you say no?

will the DUP do it?

>>129151239
>still doesn't win

Labour is fucking dead

>>129151198

He's nothing like Trump, he wants freedom of movement and to stay in the single market.

>>129151077
kensington likely tory again

>>129151065
>Jihadist's
Many of whom were given safe passage to and from Libya

>>129151209
Because he doesn't gleefully wipe the arse of Saudis and Israelis.

>>129151209
Pretty much. Labour have realized how powerful and impressionable the internet is. Labour have surged thanks to retarded students and the promise of "muh student debt cuts"

>>129151135
hard to say, students are notoriously fickle

anyway I don't think either Labour or the Conservatives want to fight ANOTHER election for a few years

Vine counting Sinn Fein in parliament? c'mon mate.

>>129151154
lad she wanted to tax mental illness and death and seize control of the internet, she pushed for a state press regulator, in a blind test you'd think they both came from the communist party of GB

Up the DUP

>>129151315
Northern Ireland's resident bigots. Hate gays, abortion etc. They're actual conservatives

>>129151315
Northern Ireland have their own thing going on.

>>129151209
>Remove tuition fees
>You shouldn't vote conservative unless you're a big business owner or banker
That's what my brother said.

>>129151328
Why do pardners insist on embarrassing themselves in these threads

>>129149971
>Liberal Democrats
Since the merger with the SDP, the Lib Dem leader have generally either taken votes and seats from the Conservaties/ Labour, some examples being David Steel, Paddy Ashdown and Charles Kennedy. Tim Farron on the other hand, has stumbled around like he's been drinking from Kennedy's cabinet and is gonna stay in his job despite shrilling for something nobody wants, losing the DEPUTY PRIME MINISTER'S seat, all because of Nicola Sturgeon.

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>>129151328
>Labour is fucking dead

Lol nope.

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what's hung parliament?
>I've only ever known castrated parliament

>>129151317
I've had that song in my head for two weeks thanks to brit/pol/. So thanks, lads.

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>>129151315
>Not knowing the DUP

YOU HAVE TREATED US CONTEMPTUOUSLY

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>>129151315
Democratic Unionist Party

Feel sorry for May. Humiliating.

She should do the honourable thing and resign.

>>129151326
yes, they wouldn't do a deal with IRA corbyn so it has to be the tories

>>129151378
Guardian is so retarded they added DUP to the labor side instead of the conservative.

>people vote en masse for an IRA sympathiser
>DUP seize power

Poetry.

>>129151301
I don`t think so, specially since the next in line is a moslem, with taric and all.

>>129150869
Students, fringe christians and oddballs.

>>129150729
>BoJo

He is 100% brexit.

>>129151315
Democratic Unionist Party. Northern Irish right wing populist and pro-british party.

Good lads.

>>129151409
Hopefully they'll teach the capital C "Conservatives" how to be conservative.

>>129151456
MRS BUNFIELD! MRS BUNFIELD!

>>129151490
that is quite pottery

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Just when I thought Hillary was the dumbest Woman in politics

>>129151443
haha

>>129149861
Yeah I don't think so.

>>129151534

100% soft brexit.

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>>129150843
No matter what happens in Richmond, society is the main loser. But the rat is better than the rothschild desu

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>>129151218
Wow, good on you Lucy

Should run for Tory leadership

con needs 4 more for dup coalition majority

>>129151490
lmao, didn't think of that

magical

>>129151456
>>129151567
Easily one of their best sketches.

>dup want a soft brexit

Disappointed 2bh

>>129151367
This is true, if he doesn't go through with free uni (which is highly likely as we literally can't afford it), they're gone.

May was just too intelligent to win

Have the Scots redeemed themselves yet?

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>>129151498
The Monarch is cucked to the media, they made that abundantly clear in 1997.

>>129151315
/ourguys/

>>129151239
Wow, turns out Blair didn't have to sell out the Left and support the banks to get public support! Apparently a truly left wing Labour actually is in demand.

So Blair might as well not have bothered pretending that he was offended by 9/11 or 7/7. He could have just bent us over in 1997 and let millions and millions of Pakistanis right into the country, to the rabid cheering and applause of the "true left" Labour.

Almost like we're back at square one (plus or minus 10 million new mouths to feed).

I actually think the tories will still hit that 326, lads.

>>129151588
>Hilary
>Le Pen
>May
all we need is for Merkel to get her shit fucked up and roasties are out of western politics

>>129151120
Other than winning an election.

Laura has been working on the narrative all night. Almost credible sounding.

Tory + DUP coalition imminent.

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Worth staying up anymore?

>>129151318
And dipshits don't understand or choose to ignore how that is pretty much a pipe dream?

>>129151490
NO SURRENDER

>>129151720
good luck with that prediction

>>129151169
>>129151514
It's just Tim Farron. The rest of the party is pretty good desu, and I can't wait for his resignation. Screencap this.

>>129151770
maybe for Zac Goldsmith to get BTFO

>>129151209
Theresa May is an ally of the three great terrorist supporters. America, Israel and Saudi Arabi you inbred mong.

>>129151700
Part of the way at least.

>>129150598
kek, your humour comment is retarded. She tried to get a majority and fucked up by putting her party and Brexit talks in a worse position than if she'd never triggered the election of which she said she'd never bring about I may add.

>>129151728
She isn't standing again.
Your analogy still works though. AFD is led by a women, and they aren't going to win.

>>129151692
they want to keep the border with Ireland open (which is fine). That is it. Stop believing retarded yank journalists on twitter

wow that really worked out well for you didn't it may
it's almost like you didn't want to win
almost like you're a remainer or something

>>129151720
All of the remaining seats would have to go blue for that

NEW

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>>129151734
she hasn't won, she doesn't have a majority

>>129151720
I don't see it when they are barely clinging to a coalition

>>129151770
>(((Goldsmith)))
>Rudd

>>129151218
she's middle class, southern and has nice big teeth, was never in doubt

tory scum

>>129151936
How many threads are you up to?

>>129151929
exactly

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>>129151463
>Feel sorry for May. Humiliating.

Crying shame

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Will gove achieve the greatest career turnaround in british political history and rescue himself from the purgatory of political punditry????

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WEW lad

>>129151195
On my next drink.

Starting to think it's a bad idea. Oh well.

>>129151970
45

>>129149912
>that comment
>after a knife attack in London
wow...

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>>129151770
Staying up only for my constituency desu.
40% Labour last year, with 22% Tory and 21% UKIP.

I'm actually interested in what way the vote goes.

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>ywn sneak into Dimble's bed whilst he wears his jammies and nightcap

>>129152017
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssss

SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY

KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

WHY IS CORBYN NOT 50 POINTS AHEAD????!!!

DO YOU STUPID FUCKING BRITS NOT KNOW A TRUE BOLSHEVIK WHEN YOU SEE HIM?????

New

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>>129151795
Umm, no... the Tories are LITERALLY Nazis and the IRA dindu nuffin.

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>>129151970
>45th edition
>how many threads are you up to?

>>129151696
Woman politicians, not even once.

>>129152017
IT'S HAPPENING

Hung parliament if Tories lose more than 2 seats.

>>129149861
The fuck? Foreigners opinions are only based on being in spite of Trump?

>>129150152
I love Nigel would have a beer with

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>>129152056
Is that the best episode of the simpsons?

>>129149971
>There's no way middle England voted in good conscious for this old socialist coot
Disagree entirely. Labour positioned themselves as the Soft Brexit party and so had a guaranteed constituency in the 48% remoaner vote (barring a few mad lib dems)
Nothing to do with Momentum's ground game, everything to do with remoaner tears.

>>129152125
I haven't been reading the OP.

VOTE ON BREXIT DEAL

>>129152184
No, Shapiro is talking absolute shite.

>>129149868

WOMEN BTFO

BASED MEN

>>129150819
I want to fill the tall one with my seed