Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 43rd edition

May should go.
We need a Moggster government.
Also I thought the DUP were based, why the fuck do they want a soft brexit?

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AT EVERY OCCASION, ONCE MORE, IT'S CALLED THE FUNERAL!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPW8y6woTBI

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Not happy about the result, but at least my new MP is a qt

owen jones is cute

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DUP will steal our Brexit

How can we make them pay?

you've done well, Rightly

>BBC FORECASTING 318 SEATS AGAIN
YOU CAN DO THIS, BRITAIN

Well, we are fucked.

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>Just found out that bother Salmond and Angus lost their seats
Ok i'm pretty happy right now

>>129147208
No... she isn't.

David is too jaded for this.

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nth for May needs to resign

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>>129146936
Disgusting.

>>129147125
They don't, it's some yank making shit up

>>129147125
May is already done politically

>>129147125
They don't, it's just for election purposes. The DUP want nothing more than a hard Brexit.

>>129147208
Sweet. Send her lots of nice letters.

>>129147208

I'd let her pid my cock

MILKMAN GAINS OXFORD WEST

LIB DEM FIGHTBACK

Why do we pay the BBC for this shit?

TORIES -14

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CRAWWWWWWWWWWLLLIIIINGG IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNN MYYYYYYYYYY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN

>>129147125
Bullshit do the DUP want a soft brexit, don't know where that came from.

>>129147003

Tories won't form a coalition with the DUP.

They'll just run a minority government with support from the DUP.

>>129147208
She looks lovely, looks like my ex but she had hazel eyes and was more thin.

>>129147350
Some Yank journalist shitposting on twitter.

>if tories lose 4 more seats, even DUP won't save them

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Morning lads, pints are close!

>>129147350
some random dickheard tweeted it and /pol/ took it as fact

>>129147243
Do what? We're fucked regardless of the result. We're just choosing whether we want to have our head cut off or be hung.

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I love this comfy morning Dimble. He knows he can get away with shit.

>>129147384
That's not how this works.

>>129147208

Not a good tooth to gum ratio.

Want to go to beddy but also want to stay up and see another Conservative PM resign in tears.

Cameron crying last year was literally GOAT.

>>129147208
She looks like a rabid feminist.

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Post better Tory leaders than Theresa May.

Theresa May is a fucking idiot. How do you call a snap election as a majority and then lose seats and the majority?

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>>129147208
Lucky you, i have Dianne Abbot circa 1988.

Hurry up and call Ashfield for fuck sake. I want to go to bed.

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>>129147285

>>129147286

Mmmm soft thighs for my testicle pies

>>129147390
Let the collapse commence

>>129147286
Stop posting traps ffs.

>>129147466
What is confidence and supply

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Well done Jockos.

>>129147125
>soft brexit

I voted for the DUP and have talked to literally hundreds of their members, voters and candidates

they do not want a soft brexit. They campaigned on the british nationalist side of brexit in NI

I think it's american autism, once again trying to understand NI stuff

>>129147448
We're not the only ones, the same tweet was on the BBC ten minutes ago.

>>129147466

yes. it is.

>>129147294
https://twitter.com/chrisevans1/status/873013551635496961
it was on the BBC lad, and considering it's the Torygraph editor I'd take it at least semi-seriously

>>129147208
semen demon

The sticky is horrendous lads, stay out of there

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>>129147552
>implying

>>129147208
aww that's lovely

the conservatives can get a majority with the DUP can't they lads?

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>LAB 250
There goes my 50 emubucks

You brits are brutal in covering political losers
They are shitting on May so hard

>>129147390
>strong and stable

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>>129147495

When is Nige going to save the UK

>>129147208

Mine too. Our Laura is a cute one.

>>129147495
me

>>129147589
The Torygraph want a Soft Brexit, they're just shitposting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hic-dnps6MU

>>129147410
They need over 322 because sinn fein abstentionists are now on 6.

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>Alastair Campbell: This election is a rejection of May and hard Brexit. A vote for one to go and the other to be revisited.

BREXIT SHARTS BTFO!

Looking forward to some political backstabbing within the Tory party. If they're anything good, they're bloody ruthless.

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>>129147495
BIG DAVE

>>129147731
No they don't. You're in denial m8.

>>129147683
that is what the plan seems to be (and still likely) unless they keep slipping

>>129147683
Maybe

>>129147505
By running the worst campaign anyone has ever seen.

>>129147780
And who will May be replaced by? Amber Rudd?

Give me a break, the Tories are cucked

>>129147576
>It's another Yanks don't understand Northern Ireland episode

Too many re runs desu

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>>129147780
WILL HE RETURN TO FUCK SHIT UP AGAIN?

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>>129147495

>>129147749
EIGHT
7 Sinn Fein
1 Speaker

>>129147589
It's not true, the DUP were just beating around the bush because they were talking about the border.

The DUP will not want freedom of movement, which means no single market. They are very pro-Brexit.

lads post some early morning slags now that the lightweights 'ave gon to beddy bye-byes

>>129147780
23 knives are currently being sharpened to be planted in theresa's back, along with her entire cabinet most likely

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>>129147495
at least we get TW

>>129147859
nah Millibands campaign was worse

>a cruel dawn for the Tory party

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>This could be the end of FPTP
PLEASE

STV is such a better system

>>129147859

>who is Jeb!?

>>129147700
soon you cunt

>>129147859
Did she hire the guy that ran jeb's campaign by any chance?

>>129147624
I`ve already seen the other pictures, South Africa posted them all, the photos hide the parts that show it`s a dude, gargoyle feet, male hips and the shoulders, plus pushing the neck backwards to hide adam`s apple.
BROTHER, THERE`S LOTS OF TRAPS HERE, YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THOSE THINGS...

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>>129147879

>>129147736
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJtfANIjmQM

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>>129147859

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>>129147894
>>129147893
You cannot comprehend the Machiavellian schemes he is coming up with right now.

>>129147731
have you actually read the daily telegraph? apart from the Daily Mail they were one of the hardest shills of Hard Brexit

>>129147968
What makes you think that?

>>129147917
Preposterous we all binned our knives for lives.

Who /giveninandiopenedthecurtains/ here?

>Northern Ireland is now entirely either Sinn Fein or DUP (except for Lady Hermon)

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>>129147968
>democracy at all

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At first i was like....

Oh shit

>>129147505
By cutting money to the police in the middle of massive terror threats and making your main campaign promises on fox hunting and tax cuts for the rich.

Surely the workers will love that.

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>>129148049
He is a better meme than May desu.

>>129148105
God the Metro is such cancer.

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Nice shot

>>129147879

Boris or some young relatively unknown man. May is doomed.

David Cameron was unironically a better PM and if he wasn't principled over Brexit he would be the best to negotiate.

VINE TIME
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>>129148067
Lovely morning in Londonistan.

>>129148142
Hey, it's free toilet paper.

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>>129148078

But then was like

oh 3 months ago!

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>>129148078

>>129148009
You haven't seen them all.

http://imgur.com/a/QtDlI

>>129148068
>Lady Hermon

And her majority has drastically shrunk against the DUP.

>>129148162
Desu senpai, I thought the same

>>129148068
And Hermon is on the run, massively slashed majority.

>>129147505
Labour released a manifesto which promised massive increases in spending without tax increases for 95% of the population.

There are many gullible, greedy retards in this country.

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>Been drinking since 8:30pm yesterday
>Will probably be out on the piss tonight with my m8s

Fuck it I'm going to bed lads, I'm fed up with the people of this country, they're beyond saving.

Night lads

who is likely to win?
who do i want to win?

>>129147970
Jeb! didn't campaign though, the guy was just out having fun, meeting people, walking through the drive thru etc.
It was more a way for him to get out of the house for a change.

Theresa May could be resigning this morning

>https://twitter.com/reactionlife/status/873028838330060805


PRIME

MINISTER

BORIS

JOHNSON

>>129148105
>LABOUR SURGE

classic

>>129148057
The fact its pretty obvious that it's going to coalitions in the future, or tiny majorities
Noone wants that

>>129148075
I'd rather not, but i'd rather do it properly

>>129148162
Using the helicopter time up.

>>129147243
Stop rooting for these cucks

>>129148105
>labour loses by 50 seats
>WE WIN

Metro is trash

How many for a majority?

>>129148162
Which one of those vehicles is the peaceful one?

>>129148223
>not clicking that.jpg

>>129148209
That is where I am too, my caliphate friend.

>>129148250
What time are you going to get your well deserved rest?

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>>129147749
mfw Sinn Fein finally decide to take their seats in Parliament and sit next to Jeremy on the front bench

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>>129148269
PRIME MINISTER MICHAEL GOVE

>>129148269
>Theresa May could be resigning this morning
would be more surprised if she didn't resign at this point

>>129148176
Why did David have to be a EU cuck? he would of destroyed Corbyn

Reminder Buckfast is redpilled.

>>129148345
Dunno, maybe 10am

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>>129148349
They've already said they won't

>>129148334
326, but in practice around 321

>>129148268

P-please clap.

>tfw even if Labour gets all the remaining votes they still wouldn't be anywhere near a majority

Why has Corbyn forsaken me?

>>129148269
/OURGAL/ ANDREA LEAVE-SOM

>>129148344
Inshallah brother

>>129147390
I'm sick of this idea that we ought to be doing what's best for that little line there. It represents only how much money a very small number of elites think they are going to make.

>>129148340
Have you never seen an imgur link?

>>129147003
Alright Bongs, who's winning and who's supporting Jihad? Are they the same people?

>>129147208
That nose...

Tories need 21 more seats to guatprantee a government with DUP

i fucking hate jeremy vine lads

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drudge report

>>129148269
She has to resign, there is no other way.

But bojo is not a good choice desu

>>129148334
319 I think, 7 Sinn Fein + Speaker not taking seats in the houses of parliament

Anyone else sometimes audibly kek when they remember she didn't even need to hold a fucking election?

>>129148405
>BoJo in the lead

Just goes to show how retarded your avera ge /pol/lack is.
He's a two-faced kike.

>>129148424
They literally can't say no to Jeremy after all he did for them.

JEB!

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The Tories have shockingly little talent atm. Don't see any obvious candidates that would unfuck their shit. Although i suppose putting a living meme (Boris) against Labour's living meme is fitting.

>>129148490
I like him though.

>>129148440
why 321?

STOKE WENT TORY

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>>129148378

Yeah this is my exact feel.

Poppers are redpilled.

david just can't be arsed anymore

Even the way the word "labour" sounds with a British accent is disgusting

LAYYYBOAR

STOKE-ON-STREET GAINED BY TORI.

>>129148269
A leadership contest could take months

EU negotiations start in 14 days

A minority government needs to be tested by a confidence vote

What a fucking mess

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>>129148269
AGAIN?!

Why the fuck isn't Mogg the leader of the Tories, is he too young? Everyone else too much of a brainlet? Does it really come down to Bojo vs. Gove?

It is a beautiful sunrise over Corbyn's London this morning.

>NO WAY AT ALL CONSERVATIVES WILL GET TO 326

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So who's going to be PM?

>>129148585
sinn fein + speaker

>>129148484
>who's winning
Tories (the blue guys), and only just.
>who's supporting Jihad? Are they the same people?
They are and they aren't. Typical case of "we condemn attacks but will do nothing to prevent them"

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>Theresa May is set to announce a new general election

>>129148349
They've already explicitly said they wont do that, which means there's a good chance that they're totally going to do it.

>>129148585
Some other party boycotting Parliament, brings the majority down by a couple seats

>>129148626
STOKE-ON-TRENT*

>>129148349
>Gerry, it's time

Look at those BBC graphics, tax dollars well spent

>>129148624
>with a British accent
Which one?

Kenneth Clarke for tory leadership. Who's with me?!

>>129148514
>She has to resign, there is no other way.

Kek 2 Conservative PM resignations in 1 year

the absolute state of our politics

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>>129148626

Scotland couldn't not vote LAYBA for more than 1 election

>>129148560
Yes but mostly I'm just pissed

A 12 seat tory majority was comfy. It provided stability but still meant that she was held to ransom by her hard-right

Now it's just shit

>>129148571
Senpai I just want to have a laugh as we crash and burn, I'm tired of the misery.

>>129148576
D A V I S
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>>129148490
Jeremy Vine - graphics = nobhead
Jeremy Vine + graphics = god

>>129148571
And you're a tripfag. An Australian one at that!

>>129148585
Sinn fein never take their seven seats

>>129148585
Sinn Fein abstain from taking their seats so the actual majority needed in practice is lower than the official one

>>129148628
Jesus...
May really clogged the shitter with this one

>>129148746
Half the Tories probably

Shame he's a Europhile nonce

>>129148405
>only 4 votes for mummy Leadsom
Britain just can't die fast enough.

>>129148378
Didnt most tories want him to stay? I never understand why losing a referendum means PM auto ends
I really only remember him for this video though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YBumQHPAeU

>>129147390
show this to remainers who voted labour

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>>129148685

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>>129148269
for those to lazy

>>129148685
Me desu. My first act as PM is to permanently ban all yank posters from Brit/pol/.

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/873031212821913603

ONE VOTE

>>129147125

OP is an American Corbyn supporter. Never trust flags on /pol/.

>>129147003
At least the commie Scots got destroyed, right?

the only reason the snp gain such a majority in 2015 was due to referendum, it was a way the Scottish population could voice their opinion in a way that would get the majority parties to stand up and pay attention, however i do not agree with this tactic

>>129148484
Theresa May is allies with the Saudis, Israel and America, aka the biggest supporters of Jihad on the planet.

>>129148706
>>129148349
hilarious

This campaign proved once again that women are totally incompetent in politics.

Never ever let them in charge, they will ruin every chances they have

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>Nuther vote in a month or two.
I'm actually ok with that. Tories with a decent leader and campaign should have majority and SNP will continue to fail.

>>129148854
WE DON'T. USE THAT WORD AROUND HERE ANYMORE.

>>129148576
I find it so shocking that this party has gotten as far as it has in the past 10 years with so many incompetents.

>>129148743
Americans as a general rule can only distinguish between posh and non-posh

It's worse in posh

>>129148746
This is a leaver general, lad.

People actually want Boris

Pro tip he wasn't really for Brexit - he's a liberal

>>129148813
>>129148826
How autistic and pointless

>>129148269

STRONG and STABLE

>>129148075
>not full democracy without political parties

>>129148878
>strong and stable
>hung parliament
>no leader of the largest party

Top bantz.

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Finally some good news

Theresa May was never sure of herself enough for the job

Some back of napkin math here for people that care. If Tories defend every seat left and poach their favorable SNP seat left, they're at 317. With SF abstaining, majority is 323. That means unless they lose more than 4 seats they're defending, Corbyn can't become PM.

>>129148560

She's literally JUSTed herself.

>>129148349
*Blocks your path as him and his band of 7 merry men go to Westminster for a LABSNPSF coalition*

>>129148793
At least I don't act like someone who thinks there's any meaningful difference between the parties where it matters.
Both will continue the policy of mass immigration. Britain is already dead.

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MISSUS MAY

>>129148992
Just more Americans and numales from Reddit who think he's a "le epik meme like le Donald". They just want to impress their American daddies.

>>129148914
You can fuckoff back to /int/ now.

>>129148626

Stoke went Tory?

Stoke is all over the fucking shop:Typically Labour, Brexit capital, rejected Nuttall, now voting Tory.

To be honest as someone who comes from the Stoke area their confusion is representative of me.

>>129148878
Not what Laura Kuennsberg is saying, and she's the best connected BBC reporter.

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>>129148989

>>129148340
I looked, you're fine.

>>129147695

No it began collapsing when the exit polls came out.

>>129149047
Corbyn can't become PM anyway unless her forms a coalition with literally every minor party, and that's not happening

>>129149157
He's not wrong.

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hayek fixes all problems also nazi punks fuck off

>>129148992
Indeed.
But there are no viable candidates who haven't made pro-globalist statements recently.

If we have the two main contenders for PM being the people generally pro and the conductors for foreign affairs and brexit, would that at least somewhat save the plan for brexit a bit, assuming they get a DUP+ Con government?

>>129148624

Not nice son.

Tories need 17 more seats. Which is convenient because they have 17 held seats left above 10%.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrjHz5hrupA

But there's no danger. It's a professional career.

What if the conservatives copied Breivik`s Manifesto?

who is this big nosed semen demon on ITV?

>>129148223
LOL id be a trap too if my dick was that small
>that tuck
must hurt like hell

>>129149157
>implying he's wrong
Idiot.

>>129149097
Just delete the name field you prick jesus christ

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/873031212821913603

ONE VOTE

>>129149269
Landslide

>>129148223
Haven't came that hard in a while

>>129148483
>>129149181
Nah, better not, no clicking outside links here, just archive.

>>129149072
That should be enough to justify her stepping down as leader, right?

Who is actually likely to replace her as leader? Is BoJo an actual possibility?

>>129149284
>faking that bone structure

>>129149255
A majority of 1 is the weakest and wobbliest government

>>129148962
>It's worse in posh

Yeah, and we can distinguish between 10 types. So it means less than you think.

Why can't the Northern Irish stop mumbling?

>>129149283
>not watching the beeb

cuck

>>129149161
UKIP voters must have realised in Stoke they actually have to vote Tory to get Brexit

>>129149137
kek

WHY IS NO ONE ON THE BBC TALKING ABOUT A COALITION WITH THE DUP? THEY CAN GET A MAJORITY WITH THEM CAN'T THEY?

DAVIS HOLD

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The fucking state of this country.

>>129149502
They literally are right now.

>>129149390
i don't even fucking know anymore

>>129149502
That's literally what they're talking about.

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>>129149462
Awful accent desu

So what coverage are you lads watching the results on?

>>129149502
that's exactly what they're doing right now lad

>>129149502
It's over

>>129149502
>why is nobody talking about the thing everyone's been talking about for 2 hours+

>>129149502
They're hoping nobody at Tory HQ will think of it ssshhhh

>>129149502
The DUP is on right now you plod

It will literally never happen but all I ever wish for is for Farage to enter the conservative party and become leader. He'd be better than Trump.

>>129149471
Laura is cute but can't handle the Dimblebee fucking literally every link up and mumbling when he thinks the mic is off.

>>129149502

Because it's very unlikely that they will form a coalition.

The Tories will just run a minority government and rely on DUP votes

>>129149303
>implying I want to be reiterating my points every brit/pol/ thread because I'm an anon.

Fuck off cunt. Although I've been doing it a lot recently anyway thanks to blow-ins like you flooding the threads for the election.

Make sure you EMIGRATE before it's too late lad.

>>129148757
Kek

>>129149531
but they aren't acting like it's a big thing, they can literally win the election by going into a partnership with them

>>129149243

That'd save it completely lad.

The fear now is that the Tories as a whole have nothing pushing them to a proper Brexit. We need an actual Brexiteer leading them to ensure he guides the party to doing what's right.

Free movement loophole through northern ireland.

>>129149462
They're drunken scots

>>129149602
>better than Trump
Won't be hard

>Tory coalition majority chances might hinge on Zac Chokesmith wining Richmond Park
I'd be sweating as a Tory leader, also there and that last seat in Wales are the 2 possible seats left for the Lib Dems from what I can tell

>>129149639
>implying anyone reads your posts

NEW

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>>129149650

Assuming they don't lose a bunch of their outstanding seats, it's basically over.

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>PRITI HOLD!

YASSSSSSSS QUEEEEN! SLAYYY

>Paul Mason
Oh fuck.

>>129149560
One step above the Glaswegians, less understandable than Scousers.

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>>129149535
good answer

Personally I think the Tory + DUP coalition is practically miraculous if it means hardest possible Brexit.

>>129149650
The BBC can't be responsible for this mong's lack of charisma.

>>129149502
>129149502
DUP want soft brexit. Backbenchers probably won't agree.

>Paul Mason

muted

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>>129149767
By posting this you've already proved yourself wrong. Not sure what your point is lad.

>>129149390

Her position is untenable now seeing as she stood on a 'strong and stable' platform.

Personally I'm not a Bojo fan, and would prefer David Davis.

>>129149781
Thank god.

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>>129147208
i really want a gf

>the slow, crushing realisation that we will still have free movement of people and trade with the EU after our "brexit"

>>129149619
fair enough

>>129149713
My heritage is Scots who moved to Ireland who moved to Liverpool and I now live in London and I'm not as fucked as them.

>>129149602
We can always dream

>>129149567

BBC here - you?

>>129149304
Good thing it's between two completely irrelevant parties.

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Guys reason why Conservatives are winning in Scotland is because labour split the vote

SNP would have won

Fuck

>>129150251
I don't care who wins in scotland, fuck the SNP

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One thing's for sure in all this, British politics have been very interesting and chaotic for the past 3 years. You britbongs are some crazy fuckers.

Now I wonder what will happen this next year during Brexit talks...

>>129149919

I read your posts lad.

>>129148269
Boris is such an autistic mong though

does The Neil take over from dimblebot at any point? I seem to remember this last year.

>>129150690
7 I think

>>129150251
If there's a second election, I expect Labour to retake a lot of these seats now the SNP are in decline and obviously, a lot of people who were pro-SNP will shift to Labour to block Tories.

Stirling isn't traditionally a "pro-tory" place.

>>129149839
Just don't see any obvious creditable leadership candidate left. They've really fucked it.

>>129149267
classic

>>129150816
BOJO

>>129150798
second election?

the public will be tired of this shit

>>129148703
Please clap Mom.

>>129151652
Too many Tories hanging on by their finger nails, the PM wont get 2/3's to vote for it.

>>129148664
because he comes off as a wanker to everyone who isn't a far right cuck