Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 42nd edition

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AT EVERY OCCASION I'LL BE READY FOR YOUR FUNERAL!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPW8y6woTBI

Battle of Hastings will be declared soon.

Rightly, will you cum in my bum?

what the fuck lads tbqh

>Spear Chuka blaming it on brexit
HERE WE GO

CHUCKA THAT SPEAR IN THE BIN

we /democratic socialist/ now!

>>129145060
what an absolute fucking shit show.
this country is fucking doomed.

He's not a Spear Chukka, seems more like a Spear catcher if you know what I mean lads

SNP WILL RISE AGAIN

ALBA GU BRÁTH

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Cucks in this thread actually voted for this speccy moron, looooooool

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May is resigning today

>hmm we won the last election by a decent amount, what should we do now?
>LETS HAVE ANOTHER ELECTION

Is May the dumbest bitch in history

A Tory +DUP coalition is better than a big Tory majority

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Post pictures of pathetic embarrassments that deserve to be deported. I'll start.

BRITISH OBAMA

RUDD IS ON THE SCREEN

HERE WE FUCKING GO

Umunna over the moon because he knows this makes Brexit less likely.

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BEG FOR FORGIVENESS

>>129142020
Thank fuck I was fed up hearing about it from all the cucks around me desu

>>129145295

Pls post cute sasanach bum

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>>129145341

>64 left

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Last votes will all go Tori, monkey says so.

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>theresa may

INB4 Rudd gets knocked the fuck out

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Fucking Sky News fucking up with the sound, made me think my PC was about to Blue Screen.

Fucking shit myself.

>>129145379
Replaced by whom?

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why are you guys going to hold another election?

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>DUP are already outlining terms for soft Brexit as price for propping up enfeebled Tories

Heh heh heh

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What a disappointing result.

WHO WILL BE MAY'S SUCCESOR?

>>129145484
Hung parliament.

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kek

>>129145480
Boris fatass

>>129145485
Makes no sense, mate. Make your shitposts realistic.

Watch these Blairite scum bend the knee

>>129145354
>Half of the old UKIP vote went straight back to Labour


Never listen to UKIP shills again

post slags or i riot

>>129145485
The DUP want Hard Brexit.

Normie conservatism is dead.

Kill all normies.

>>129145415
this

fucks sake labour voters

seriously, when's the last time a PM fucked it so catastrophically?

>>129145531
digits for BoJo

>May called an election to stop the tories from being held to ransom by the tory hard-right
>now they're held to ransom by the northern irish hard-right who aren't even legally beholden to her party

ISN'T

IT

FUNNY

>Enfield Southgate back to Labour

PORTILLO BTFO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUjKm_nuZQ8

Christianity was a mistake

>>129145480
not 100% sure, boris is the favorite

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>'wife'

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>>129145485
I thought DUP were Eurosceptics?

>>129145485
w-weren't they hard?

>>129145485

DUP don't want a soft Brexit you nonce

>>129145543
STRONG

AND

STABLE

>>129145354
not many

he got like 3000 votes

>>129145444
>64 left
Tories need 33 of those, and thats even counting on the DUP. Mays toast.

im just sitting here giggling about all of this shit.
kek.

RUDD?

Rudd alert

>>129145601
Suez

Chuka is such a slimy cunt. He'll be off to the gulag soon enough.

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May and Wenger out. Boris and literally anybody else in.

>>129145556
https://twitter.com/chrisevans1/status/873013551635496961

Telegraph editor.

>>129145602
Isn't bojo a literal clown and laughingstock?

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Fuck this nonsense, I'm off to bed.

MAY OUT, DD OR MOGGY IN

>>129145585
>Half of the old UKIP vote went straight back to Labour

More like 3/4

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>>129145060
Is Teresa May the biggest failure ever or was this secretly her plan all along to torpedo Brexit?

>>129145543
S T R O N G A N D S T A B L E

I can't believe people went from UKIP to Labour, it's unbelievable. Did this EVERYTHING'S FREE meme really change these peoples minds?

Rudd holds on

RUDD in...!!!!

>he actually voted


Thanks for the fingerprint goyim!

>>129145601
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom_general_election,_1923

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>>129145588

RUDD
U
D
D

Pudsey Bear is a CON HOLD

SHE WON BY 300

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

I STAYED UP ALL NIGHT FOR NOTHING

awwwwwww

RUDD HOLDS

RUDD NOT SHOVED

close shave for rudd


fuck

>>129145597
Jordan Peterson was correct, the right needs to learn how to sell responsibility
Not "we need to spy on everything you do to catch terrorists, oops another terrorist attack and the attacker was reported to us months ago haha we need stronger surveillance"

>>129145706
Wenger just elongated his contract m8.

>>129145601
Cameron when he offered the referendum but backed remain

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I can't stand the idea of all mummies colleagues bullying her right now

I can't bare thinking about the heartache she must be feeling and I just want to give her a hug and tell her its all going to be ok

Life is not fair on autists

>>129145502

Not necessarily: it prevents the worst excesses of both Labour and Conservatives potentially.

>>129145729
tbf to the tories their popular vote is likely to be in 1997 Blair landslide territory

SHE DID IT

>>129145738
People are fickle and retarded. I've now given up on democracy.

>>129145585
>blaming UKIP voters
The biggest swing in voting to labour was among high income individuals

All those recounts was worth it for Rudd then.

May makes fucking Cameron look competent. Can't believe I miss Big Bantz Dave.

>>129145594
>>129145633
>>129145635
>>129145652
See
>>129145712

Wow she held it.

>>129145485
DUP want a hard brexit you retard.

Why do people say that Brexit is over since Corbyn might be in power? I thought Corbyn was going to go through with Brexit.

>>129145738
I think May was just that fucking unlikable.

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>anythink is possible

he was so rude

>>129145860
suspicious as fuck

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>amber rudd
fuck that bitch

>>129145810
That's the problem.

>>129145828
Problem is the Labour vote is ~40% too, up in 2001 territory

>>129145554
>not quads
Bojo confirmed to remain a drunken irrelevance.

>>129145601

Cameron 11 months ago. It's called doing a tory.

After 6 gorillion recounts we discovered some voted down the back of the sofa handed into us by a helpful MI5 intern

No need to thank us

t. Hastings and Rye

>>129145860
>All those recounts was worth it for Rudd then.
she was getting a lot of shit over it but it worked out for her

holy fuck rudd

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RUDD GETS IT
RUDD GETS IT

i dont!

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>Boris PM
>Lefty Tossers shown every week on TW

CAN'T THUD THE RUDD

>>129145809
>jordan peterson

stopped reading there.

go shill somewhere else. you're lowering the tone.

nigger believes in jung for fucksake.
get your shit together

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>May had everything going her way but still fucked it up becuase she actaully the best of a shit bunch of politicians
I wonder if another coalition will push her to make STV the new system

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WTF RUDD STAYS?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Really wanted amber rudd to lose. One of the toxic examples of modern conservatism

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>>129145816
>tfw Mummy posters will never, EVER recover.

>>129145890
He will, he's said that the issue is settled and there's heavy speculation that he privately wanted us to vote leave.

bollocks.
cunt.
fuck.

>>129145916
But why.

>>129145935
this still feels worse. Brexit was never that open and shut.

>>129145816
MUMMY BTFO!

>>129145927
Well, yeah.

>>129145991
Broken clock is right twice a day, enjoy Comrade Corbyn friend

>>129146044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9tauLV_MgA

>>129145916
next PM?

CAN'T FUD THE RUDD

my constituency still hasn't chucked in it's knob yets m8s

>voted ukip in a labour safer

can't scud the rudd

Right, shows over guys

Labour mongs, please leave

Tory mongs, please leave

It was nice and fun for a few weeks but time's up, vamoose, get the fuck out

>>129145991
Sort yourself out, man

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>>129145060
most likely situation is UK sucking up to Mama

if she was a potatoe she would be called

Amber Spud

>>129145816
Jobcentre cumming for mummies CV.

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PRIME MINISTER BORIS

NIGEL FARAGE BACK IN TOWN

>Rudd as a potential future Tory leader

Peter Hitchens is right, the Tories are fucked

>>129145935
Cameron got Con's a majority for the first time in over 20 years

He just fucked up with Brexit

>>129146038
Then why are people saying otherwise? You can't just give me some non answer.

>>129145936
labour shills in damage control

Graham Brady, chairman of the 1922 committee, has already gotten phone calls to brace for a busy weekend.

May has to resign tomorrow morning, methinks.

>>129145354
I don't think he did too badly desu

UKIP's state was the fault of:

>FPTP
>Nige resigning the day after the referendum, making it look like the party's job was done
>Diane James quitting after a week suggesting the party was ungovernable
>Mike "Right" Hookem and the Big Strasbourg Punch-up
>Douglas Carswell returning to HQ from his assignment

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>Theresa May's avowed bid for working-class support in the election appears to have been relatively successful - it is just that there weren't enough of them to deliver victory for the party.

>The Conservative vote is traditionally higher in more middle class parts of Britain.

>The party's vote is up by just 2 points in the constituencies with the lowest proportion of working-class voters. In contrast, the party's vote is up by no less than 9 points in seats with the highest proportion of working-class voters.

KEK. That worked out well.

Rudd is literally totally shit. Southern English pricks will vote for anybody with a posh accent. Fawning cucks.

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>>129146183
>Boris 'freedom of movement' Johnson

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>129145809
Is Jordan Peterson (after molymeme, pjw, Styx et al.) the newest eceleb you t_d shitfags run after and prop up as a messiah and repeat everything he says as gospel?

>>129146183
How the fuck would Fat Boris be PM? I thought Corbyn was running against May?

>>129145738
People who voted for UKIP were voting for change, being unsatisfied with their current circumstances. They're doing the same thing right now, except in this election, thanks to the successful Corbyn campaign, Labour represents the "change" vote.

You have to remember that most people aren't into politics. They just vote based on a gut feeling, not on actual issues or policy. And I don't think anyone can honestly say they have a good gut feeling about Theresa May.

>>129146216
It looks dodgy you've got to admit

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This dumb ass just fucked up brexit for everyone

I hope she's ruined right now.

What happens if May refuses to step down?

>>129146196
YES!

right im fucking done.
im off to sleep now.
i dont know what i will wake up to in some hours, but i know its gonna be a shit show.

>>129146175
Hahahaha!

If she fell over in a field when it's been raining, she'd be Amber covered in Mud.

Ahahaha!

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>Rudd for PM
>good in debates
>highly tipped
>tracked to be chancellor
>formidable character
>talked about at tory HQ
>widly respected

>>129146130
How does it feel knowing the rest of UKIP voted Labour

>MFW Davis "Accepts" Brexit views from Tories were wrong

Fuck sake here we go.

>>129146318
That was her plan.

Linton has to be fired for this right?
>Fucked up Mayor
>Fucked up May
Crosby needs to leave

>>129146264
BASED boris hates the PAKIS

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>>129146254

>>129146222
Reminder that if 10% of conservative MPs submit an anonymous request for a no confidence motion, one has to be held

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>>129146337

>>129146213
Because they're idiots and don't fact check anything

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All you UKIP voters who went to Labour, well done, we're getting a soft brexit now, ya mongs.

>>129145738
>free tuition won the student vote
>most remainers tactically voted Labour
>leave voters however were retarded and didn't tactic vote for Tory, many just went back to their tribal Labour voting practices
the three reasons why Labour did well

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>The Beast of Bolsover will not be moved

>>129146337
She'll get Gordon Brown'd until she does.

>>129146318
maybe that was her mission when she was assigned to be PM

>>129146371
JUST STOP LETTING WOMEN IN FUCKING POLITICS

>>129146254
Are the working class seriously that retarded that they'll vote for you if you just say nice shit about them?

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>>129145060
OC

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>>129145816
she was never mummy she is a barren cat loving at best
andrea leadsom is true mummy i hope she is next mp

MAITILIS SORT YOUR FUCKING THROAT OUT

what actually went wrong for may? she seems to have increased her vote?

>>129146280
because that is how the parliamentary system works

>>129146196
Shouldn't have left town.

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>DUP
>terms for SOFT bREXIT
JUST

>>129146267
Jordan Peterson's not an e-celeb, he's a real academic who's been publishing for decades. t_d are cunts though.

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Anyone else collecting Brit/pol/ tears?

>>129146169
absolutely not chill out mehmet

>>129146414
Gas UKIP voters when?

>>129146267
> Comparing Peterson to those chucklefucks.
You ignorant nigger

That Hillary joke though

>>129146267
him and nick land seem to be the flavour of the month with semi-literate "pedes"

disgusting

COUGH

>>129146254
>tell boomers your taking their house away
>wtf why do they hate us now

>>129146400
>being a corbyn cuck

Oh right, I forgot that it's dark out so it's still /redditpol/ at the moment.

>>129146337
she gets punched in the face

>>129146365
kek

>>129146371
>the Tories are 'right wing'

Hitchens is right

Bin that tv license and pick up that knife!

>don't choke to death this time

COUGH COUGH

EMILY IS DYING

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>>129146398

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>>129146378
>>129146438
tfw no one listened

>>129146479
I think he was talking shit as the DUP campaigned for brexit.

>>129146488
This isn't a bad thing though.

>>129146213
Do you trust in a Fabian SOCIALIST?

GAS THE LABOUR MONGS

GAS THE TORY MONGS


UKIP MAJORITY NOW

>Enfield Southgate is a middle England seat

My sides. I'll give you a huge hint why it went Labour. It's full of black people now.

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>>129146554

press f to pay respect to emily

>>129146337
I'll get the train up from Plymouth and kill her myself.

Yeah I said it GCHQ what the fuck you going to do about it

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Corbie's a sly one

>>129146488
oh good. america's awake

she's so filled with glee.

>Hillary joke on the BBC

Oh good, they're finally admitting she lost cause she's shit.

>>129146488
Check`d, not likely, I`m sharing the pain.
Need more freedom lover for the trend to get here.

>>129146295
Heт, Кopбин oживит индycтpию и пpинeceт нoвyю эпoхy вeличия пoд вeликoлeпным eдинoличным пpaвлeниeм!

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>COUGH
>COUGH
>COUGH

the noise she makes on the cock

>>129145890
Because his PLP will control him

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>>129146634

I think Laura and others might be ignoring the fact that students and "trendy leftys" are being pushed out from the centre into the outer London areas by rents and that is what is turning them red.

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>She looked at Hilary's campaign and said Let's do that
FUCKING DESTROYED

>>129146372
i am not bothered at all.

tory is cancer
labour is cancer

i will rest well this morning knowing i stayed true to my heart and pints

>>129146479
Where are you yanks getting this shit, the DUP were more eurosceptic than the Tories

>>129146532
Yes, good point. I'm sure the socialist will look after it. I hope boomers get absolutely fucked regardless.

>>129146609
UKIP are a shower of shit, with no talent. Even with Nige back there's nobody but Nige.

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>>129146609
who?

>Another seat where UKIP went back to Labour

>>129145390
They didn't win the last election by a decent amount.

Tory vote share has gone up quite a bit, it seems.

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>>129146684
>rare

>>129146488
why do you think brit/pol/ isn't loving this?

>Will have to meet family in a few hours and pretend to be at least slightly sober
>news so bad I want to keep drinking

Fun!

>>129146725
Hillary's campaign was a runaway success compared to this.

>>129146337
she has no respect or authority left, she has to go

>>129146470
explain you english muffin niggger. Boris isnt even in the race.

Should I go to beddy bed now?

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>>129146752

woodcuck
woodcock

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>relying on women to lead in politics
she was bested by Corbyn, a man with less charisma than a damp rag.

>>129146280
fucking yanks omds

>>129146722
Plus lots and lots of new shitskins.

t. outer London

>Rimmer has to wake up to this

Will he be okay?

>>129146493
she likes the dark side

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>>129146628
top kek

have a fresh tweet to JK lads

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Really wanted Amber Crudd to lose lads

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Who would you want to rodger your todger?

Emily Maitlis or laura kuenssberg?

ENGEL IS KILL N.E. DERBYSHIRE
Muh hometown redeems itself from decades of cuckoldry

Odds Corbyn forms a govt?

>>129146267
Jordan Peterson is the closest thing traditional conservatism has to a bonafide intellectual. Like he is a professor and shit. Molymeme, PJW, Milo, Styx et al are obviously jokers.

YOU HAD ONE CHANCE TO STOP EMIGRATION

Now enjoy your open boarders policy

>2 more and lab is back to pre-2015 election levels

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Anyone want a gf?

>>129146280
BURGERS OUT!

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>>129146789
because half the threads are brits saying theyre blackpilled and going to bed in anger/sadness?

>>129146846
>first past the post with more than 2 parties

You were asking for it really.

>>129146817
Leadership election you mong. We don't directly elect our PMs.

>>129146817
You don't directly vote for a PM here you silly man.

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>ywn be an MP making constant lewd jokes about being a hung parliament
Why are we still here?

What would happen if Farage went back to Ukip before the reelection? Is that allowed within such a short period of time?

>>129146684
kek i watch him on cspan

>>129146378
>>129146438
this is a really dumb take

she obviously intended to win (why would she call the referendum with such a massive lead?) and just fucked the campaign up completely, combine that with jezz running a much better campaign than anyone could have expected and you get tonight

worth noting she actually increased her share of the vote but lost because of fptp

>>129146267
>>129145991

The point stands. Had May gone full nationalist after the terrorist attacks she had a good chance of surviving this, and even gaining. But, she chose to take the high road, and we heard all the usual bullshit. Turns out the high road leads nowhere.

I think that a tory coalition is probably the best outcome. The Blairites in labor get purged and (hopefully) the tories learn to show some more backbone, but they are weakened to the point that none of her surveillance state bs gets passed.

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>>129146845
Oh well.
At least the Scots got BTFO again.

>>129146936
Yes.

>>129146488
Despite May shilling for Strong and Stable, we actually quite enjoy chaos.

>>129146839
Still has the anti corbyn text on the right.

>Orpington: Conservative hold

Boris the younger holds.

>>129146848
Fair enough. I feel my body melting if I have to go into the deepest darkest depths of Zone 3.

t. Zone 2

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>>129146893
We all did lad, we all did

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>this twat gets to put his todger in Isabel Hardman whenever the fuck he feels like

IT'S NOT FAIR

>>129146285
slay yank

>>129146915
None. DUP will save Tories and give them their majority.

>>129146731
was a tweet from I think the Daily Telegraph editor shown on the BBC, and that's exactly why I noticed they emphasized soft Brexit

>>129146936
qt

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JEB BTFO

>>129146936
>this skellyfag actually bought thigh high socks to pose for a pic for brit/pol/

w e w

Are there people here who have tried buckfast but not accepted it as the best drink for election all nighters?

>>129146936
Its a trap

>>129146936
that's a man

>>129147018
The Scots saved us

NEW

>>129147003

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>>129147003

>The Labour Party has always been an ITV's Broadchurch™
What is he talking about?

>>129146920
Every university has a few conservative professors, JP just markets his on youtube. He actually kinda got owned by Sam Harris on his podcast.

>>129147007
Burger just stop.

>>129146936
a bf u mean

>>129146936
You're disgusting.

>>129146731
Theyhad to soften their stances on pretty much everything so that the unionists could all vote for one party because Sinn Fein were looking good in the polls. Hence UUP getting btfo

>>129146915
impossible, even if the SNP and Lib Dems and Plaid join him they still can't get 326

It will either be a Tory+DUP coalition or another election

Torys are predicted to win 318 now

Ken Clarke for PM when?

>>129146936
>hips
No, there`s already too many girls (male) here.

>>129146568
is the figure in red doing a pepe hand?

She did this on purpose didn't she. Her manifesto was shit, her sharia love and hatred for working class British. she played the class card with fox hunts and love in with the Queen. I knew the politicians in Britain were not working for the people, only politician in Britain to trust to work for people is Nigel.

>>129146939
'Based' tones was a traitor.
I lost all respect for him when he failed to shirtfront Putin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIYsHgCs_Kw

>>129146872
she's done. nothin' to worry about when are boris

>>129146936

only if you've got a femenine willy lad

>>129146928
Tories are the most pro-immigration party if you actually look at their record.

>>129147055
Fucking proddy cucks

>it's past 5am
>it's bright outside
>I've usually woken up by now

I don't feel as awful as I should.

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>>129147076
HOLY SHIT KEK

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>>129146909
I'd go with Rizla Teeth instead

>>129146936
I have a gf, with a real pussy rather than a boypussy (which you should show anyway)

>>129147192
I guess he is.

>>129146183
I reckon corbyn would beat him

>>129147070
https://twitter.com/chrisevans1?lang=en
yep, look at his top tweet

>>129146939

most of them are just too young to understand that uk politics is all about finding a silver lining in a pile of shit.

for example, the snp got btfo.

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Sargon of Mossad backtracking hard now that Theresa May is losing

>>129147076
SLOW AND STEADY

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>>129146909
Laura would be an absolute devil in bed. German scat fetish, scottish love of grease, and a political dom mentality

>KINO

>>129145816
Fuck that ugly old hag

>>129147162
kys

>>129147360
What an absolute niggerfaggot

Will Corbyn resign?

>>129147139
Those conservative professors are mostly restricted to the business """"school"""", JP is in the liberal humanities. And yes, Sam reduced him to rubble.

>>129147360
Dumb cunt.

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Remember, after you lose the election:

>screech autisticly
>pretend you were never really serious about winning
>blame Americans for interfering with your election

Reminder that Stormfags helped fuck off your chances of hard Brexit because they endorsed the pro-Palestine candidate because MUHJOOS:
http://archive.is/res5R <-- Archived so I can remind everyone of how dumb Stormfags are every time Corbyn does something to fuck the country up.

>>129147240
Watch the video
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/oct/06/theresa-may-immigration-threat-britain

She was your last chance

>>129146730
Yeah fair play. Did the same spoiling my ballot out of hope people would do the same and make a noticeable pile this election due to the shite provided and the further pursuing of 2 party politics.

This country is fucked though as far as I can see at least for the next decade. Such an important period and we have this shite. If anything Im just gutted about the UKIP turn.

i never knew the UK was this cucked
RIP IN PIECES

>>129147443
Hahahha. The left jsut cemented their hold of the Labour party for 20 years. Blairites will abandon ship to the Lib Dems to die over there.

>>129147529
Drumpf has been shilling for May from day one, look what good it did her burger.

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>>129147529
We should blame the Russians. It might actually be believable this time.

>>129147276
slow and steady wins the race

>>129147360
Is he the jahans of conservatism?

>>129145716
He's a clown, but a surprisingly popoular one.

>>129146817
At least learn a little bit about Bongitics before posting.

>>129147807
No you are.