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Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 41st edition

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Brit/pol/ - Election Special, edition
>At a glance
Most likely situation is a Tory+DUP coalition, meaning some people will be tricked into thinking they are getting a hard brexit while still getting 300k+ migration per year
SNP getting blown the fuck out
Exit poll proving to be correct so far
Nigel Farage will probably go back into politics.
Conservatives just about win it.
Conservatives are just as bad as Labour

>Recently called results
Alex Salmond loses seat
Labour win Lincoln with a 3.1% majority
Labour win Derby North with a 4.1% majority
Con hold Bexleyheath & Crayford with a 20.1% majority
Theresa May keeps seat
Labour gain Canterbury, held by the Tories since 1918
Corbyn keeps seat
Angus Roberton loses his seat.

>Watch live coverage of the election
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
https://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
https://twitter.com/britainelects
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg <---- Sky News Live

>General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900

>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873

>General Election 2017 results and maps: What time will we know the winner?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-2017-results-maps-time-will-know-winner/
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Drumpf is finished. It's over for him.
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I wish Anna Soubry lost her seat

fucking hate her
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Britain is in chaos.
Democracy is over.
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May committed political suicide
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>>129143150
can i go to sleep now?
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BRITAIN WILL FALL!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPW8y6woTBI
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Anna Soubry not at all walking the party line, kek.
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>>129143441
no sleep until Rudd either keeps or loses her seat
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>woman digs her own political grave on live TV
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INSURRECTION WHEN
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Lads getting slightly tired now. When is bedtime?
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>moderate conservative

Ayyy I'm a radical centrist
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Looks like Sharia Law won this election.
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>'moderate conservatives'
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Soubry FUMING
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>nuttall got fuckall
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>>129143398
At least she has the balls right now to just say that May needs to go. Too many MP's are hedging.
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>>129143501
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>>129143485
when the fucks that
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>>129143398
Why? is it because she's basically a lib dem?
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>>129143441
No lad, wait until 10am, might get some party leaders saying if they will or wont enter into a coalition.
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>>129143441
No.
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>>129143419
On purpose or by accident? Please say!
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Truly a magnificent job, May.
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>New World Order

you couldn't make this shit up
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BASED SCOTLAND AND IRELAND DESU

Ashamed to be a welshman atm, though my constituency is blue.
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SKYNEWS PROJECTS HUNG PARLIMENT
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I hate Soubry but she's pretty GILFy tbqh, not gonna lie.
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So..

RIP UK?
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God is in his house and all is right with the union.
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>>129143562
I DON'T KNOW I'M TOO TIRED TO TELL TIME

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE 2AM THAT'S WHY I STAYED UP
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Lads why is everyone saying its going to be a hung parliament, is a coalition with the DUP not on the cards?
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How many of us left, lads? Threads going very slow.
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>scottish dictatorship ended

I ASKED FOR HELP AND HELP CAME

SCOTLAND RISES AGAIN, PROUD UNIONISTS AT THE HELM
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>Ruth "The Badger" Davidson
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>>129143596
How's life in Australia?
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>>129143568

Yes

>>129143559

Agreed
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Super Hung parliament incoming

That means no coalitions possible

New general election in 17 days, hopefully you'll get it right.
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>>129143621
Not yet finn.
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>>129143470
Who is Soubry expecting to be leader, given she really seems to want May out? Does she seriously think a Remoaner leader would work?
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>>129143636
DUP only has 10 seats, it would need to be massively close anyway
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>>129143621
This is all a part of a larger fall.
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>>129143621
Hung Parliament, new Elections in November.
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Soubry can't help expressing her love of treason to the nation every chance she gets can she?
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So is the thing about Boris being the next PM a meme or true?
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>>129143636
Apparently even a DUP coalition won't hit majority.
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>>129143398
I like one nation conservatives. She looks like a good shag
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Recount for Rudd.

Why the fuck is this allowed?
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>>129143587
there is a show called at on the bbc
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>>129143540
Paul rn
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>>129143404
Chaos is a ladder
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>>129143647
I prefer the slower comfier threads.

The sticky that moves at 10 posts per second is absolute cancer.
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>>129143696
It's nothing like home.
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Post reasons to live.
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>>129143647
Still hear. Just drunk and disappointed.
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Absolute shambles

Praise kek the god of chaos
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I am giving in and going to bed, sick of BBC's sound issues and my cat keeps pawing at me 'cause she wants to sleep. Night lads, enjoy the rest of the shitshow.
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>>129143756
Possibly coalition
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>>129143460
The eternal aryan will have his revenge
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>>129143740
It will be.
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>>129143612

There's something a bit ditsy about her which is disconcertingly appealing.
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>>129143596
>listen to English fucks shit on us since 2014
>oh shit we saved the country

No, please, don't thank us at all
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>>129143779
>liking massive Europhiles
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>>129143817
Memes
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>>129143398
give her drink
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Stupid cunt manages to row with Dimbleby.
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Until she started ranting about the EU, I was liking Soubry.
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>woke up at 6AM yesterday
>won't get to sleep until 7PM today

JUST
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>>129143756
Still 50 people left, calm down.
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>>129143839
It'll be more than 10 seats, no way the cons come that close
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>>129143776
We don't know that for sure yet.

DUP have 10 seats, which could mean quite a lot when it comes down to nitty gritty.
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>>129143809
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Just woke up.


gg boys. what happened the fuck here.
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>>129143851
I agree. She makes me uneasy.
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>all of these lightweights going to bed
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>>129143587
THE MEMES
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>>129143647
>going slow

On any other night this would be light speed
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>>129143812
It's also full of foreigners, just not a brit/pol/ thread.
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>>129143853
w-we're sorry
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>>129143946
Tory+DUP coalition. Screencap this.
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>>129143724
That's a good question. It has to be someone who was passionate about Brexit. That's an embarrassingly small pool.
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>>129143761
stop getting your panties in a twist. at least she's not a literal communist
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Is there any seats left that the lib dems can win?
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Mogg new Foreign Secretary?
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>>129143419
She incompetent enough to talk about highly unpopular plans publicly before the election that she herself called.
Nobody as dumb as her.
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>>129143904
Better reasons.
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>>129143823
Well, I'm hoping not. A Commie would thrash Nigel 17 years effort. That would be sad as fuck.
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LABOUR TAKE BRIGHTON

REKT
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316 seats is fucking terrible for the Tories

They'll definitely be another general election this year
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>>129143946
They're forecasting 318 for conservatives.
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Massive swing to Labour in the south.
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>>129143998
Comparatively slow to the rest of tonight.
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>>129143939
feels good man
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>>129143784
3rd recount


she's fucked
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>>129143963
I with you lad, full of Scotch.
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>>129143963
i've got work until 5 pm
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C'mon Corbyn for PM, he'll fuck us over with more immigration, hopefully leading to nationalist uprising or at least civil war if necessary before it too late, but in the meantime we will have nationalised railways again - looking forward to British Rail being back, fuck yeah! Will celebrate with Morality Hitchens, on that happy day! Bring out the champagne!
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>>129143419
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>>129143621
>Choice between shit and utter shit

I do not understand UK elections at all.
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>>129143961

Kek what are we like lad.
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>bendertown
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Brighton Hemp-town goes Labour
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Who actually disagrees with re-nationalisation of key infrastructure? E.g. energy, public transport, fish n chips
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>>129144039
Nah, Mogg is a radical backbencher. He's a lazy bastard is what he is, actually. He wouldn't want the role.
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>>129143776
>Apparently even a DUP coalition won't hit majority.

Jesus Christ.
Does that mean Corbyn gets a chance at governement ?
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The absolute fucking state of Theresa May. Can't say I'll be sad to see the bitch go when her party turns on her.
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so what world are we about to enter? is may gonna resign?
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>>129143853
Good job.
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So who is actually going to win?
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NOOOOOOOO
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Corbyn on way to win popular vote

Only second time in history it would not resort in majority government
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J U S T
U
S
T
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If your seat has declared, post your new/re-elected MP.
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Will the tories reach that magic above 315 but under 325 number? Seems actually far better then an out right tory majority.
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>Plymouth Moor View where all the long serving dockyard workers live votes Conservative
>Sutton & Devonport where all the students and dolescum live vote Labour (this is also where the biggest naval base in Western Europe is)

I FUCKING TOLD YOU ALL DIDN'T I!!!
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>>129144071
>Possibly the gayest area in the UK after London
>anyone being surprised it voted labour
?????
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>20% swing to the Tories in Banff and Buchan
SNP ABSOLUTELY BTFO
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>>129143963
Some of us gotta work
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>>129144055
Erm getting to see WW3
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THICC Lib Dem
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>>129143150
are based anglos gonna do it again?
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>>129144071
Shame it wasn't Caroline Lucas' bit
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>>129143963

I'm here for a while longer lad - good work with the threads.
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>>129144002
It's okay, we unconditionally forgive you.

Just watch out for those fucking spiders. Friend of mine lived in your insane land for a year and his stories of the wildlife sound fucking horrible.
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T H I C C

or just fat
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>>129144204
They took it from the Tories with a majority of 10k though anon
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when Laura says tomorrow does she mean today?
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post Asuka
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>>129144176
BBC has the Tories on 43%
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Brighton truly is the most Godless city in the country.
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>>129144183
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What a load of fucking nonce sense
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>>129144183
My constituency has been Tory since, I think, 1914.
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Nights like this I like listening to some pumped up music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVShvD_cJDI
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>>129144135
There would be just as much immigration with May, don't kid yourself.

Britain was fucked either way.
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>>129144221
>>129144113

Fair enough.
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>>129144183
Based Sir Greg Knight
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It just doesn't end.
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>>129144249
More like obese you sure she isn't SNP?
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>>129144082
316 right now its getting real close
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>>129144033
Have they called the one Zac Goldsmith is running to try to reclaim? if so that could make it 11
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I HOPE ALL YOU ANGLO SCUM GET KILLED BY WAVES OF IMMIGRANTS

HAHAHAHA ENJOY CORBYN IDIOTS
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>>129144183

God Dam she's like a badly molded Priti Patel
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50 to win. Tory home straight. Just glad the SNP got fucked tbhwy, disappointed May blew her chance for a huge majority.
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the state of wagecucks going to work today

we own the means of production now, chill out, phone in sick
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>>129143756
Who will be PM in the interim, if we get a hung parliament?
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>>129144327
UKIP VOTERS
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>>129144204
The gay part of Brighton is Brighton Pavilion, they vote Green.
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Went to bed at 8 and just woke up lads. Is it HAPPENING?!?!
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>>129143853
>listen to English fucks shit on us since 2014
It's called tough love
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>>129144176
>yfw milkman "democrats" doesn't want a coalition
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ahahahahaah
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
OMG

THERESA MAY WANTS A 1000 YEAR REICH
RESIGNS INSTEAD AND LOSES TORY MAJORITY

AHAHAHAHAHA
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>>129144176
the tears will be epic
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IDS
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>>129144303
Looks like a nonce.
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>>129144183
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Wanked over laura 3 times tonight 2bh
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>>129144327
Oldies getting older
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20% swing in banff to blue
Fuck me
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>>129143963
They haven't discovered bucky.
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>>129144135

I'd love to have British Rail back tbqh
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>>129144344
She wont do it.
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>>129144275
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>>129144355
Corbyn isn't going to be PM you dummy
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>>129144169
nobody
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>>129144149
>Who actually disagrees with re-nationalisation of key infrastructure?

Come have a look at ours before you keep this idea, or ask your grans who had to live with it, its just fucking stupid.
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Proddies how assblasted are you about Fermanagh?

Scale of 1 to 10?
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>>129144355
Come back to us in a few hours ya mong.
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>>129143963
i just had quick wank having coffee and a fag wtf is going on looks like the tories are in the lead but labour has been taking safe tories seats wtf
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>>129144355
P-pls no bully
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>>129143150
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>Women in politics

Not once. Dont do it lads
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>>129144404
absolutely cucked by jezza
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whats the % turnout lads
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someone give me a short run down what the election results means for UK
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>>129144039

He'll be passed up, decide the party is beyond saving in its current state, and then make the Tories great >again
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>>129144382
All those """based""" UKIP voters
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>>129143744
>>129144142
If there is a narrow conservative victory, wouldn't that be good in the sense that Labour'd be kept out of power and possibly the party would collapse due to the terrible performance?

I mean, will new a new party join the system?
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You lads all know that this means another election in 6 months time right
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>Philip Davies remains MP for Shipley

Oh ok then.
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>>129144420
That nose, confirm kike
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>>129144183
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>>129144337
>sure she isn't SNP?

No lad she's Lib her name is Emily Tester
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>>129144355
>NA intelligence
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>>129144487
cucktholics how mad are you NI is British
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>>129144176
Funniest result honestly.
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Is may winning? i dont understand foreign.
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>>129144077
>Another GE
>Farage already coming back
>Wins in a landslide
>tfw you ride the good ship Nige and free the world from (((Globalism)))
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>>129144409
>that filename

made me spit merlot out my nose
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>>129144487
Seething
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Hope you're looking forward to all those new Scottish Conservative MPs :^)
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>>129144547
Reminder every time you see a UKIP voter shill on here, they probably voted for a Commie.
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>>129144487
Pretty assblasted, next time the UUP will be dead.
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>>129144478

SECOND ELECTION IS A GUARANTEED LABOR WIN HAHAHHAA
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>>129144183
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Cons max out at 300 seats
Corbyn is PM
Brexit reversed

Kek is a chaos god, and thus the Chaos Coalition will rule.
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>>129144504
I wish I cuold have voted for this lad.

Put my cross for the DUP however. Would do again/10
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>>129144149
Most on /pol/ would likely support it, as there are a lot of National Socialists here.

It's just Marxist socialism that we are opposed to. The pro mass immigration, pro multiculturalism, pro social """justice""", etc.

If Corbyn had come out and said he would drastically decrease immigration and reverse multiculturalism, then he would have gotten widespread support from a lot of Brit/pol/, also he might have even gained a lot of right wingers from the Conservatives.
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Offer gibsmedat to students and they come out in droves
Ask coffin-dodgers to alleviate some of the strain on the welfare system and they jump ship to the neo-Marxist
Tell Kippers that Labour will fuck them on Brexit and half of them vote for that

Fucking retards
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is DUP explicitly protestant or are their Catholic members??
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Fuck the north, and fuck wales, and fuck birmingham, and fuck london. Funny how it's all the areas overrun with muslims, just take a look at luton.
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>>129144543
Not even the bogdanoffs can sort this mess
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84 VOTES TO ZACK

RUDD OUTT
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>>129144420
CUTE
U
T
E
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fucking bath cant believe i live near these lib dem voting fuckers
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>>129144480
I'm talking about 1st World Countries only sorry.
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>>129144504
BASED LORD BUCKETHEAD
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>>129144594
Blue and orange numbers are good - I think.
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>>129144554
>possibly the party would collapse due to the terrible performance?
Nah, UKIP collapsed and the tories fucked up, Labour will take that as Corbyn being a good leader and go full commie.

Calling it now.
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>>129144589

Not the western half of it looking the map
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>>129144487
7.8

normally would be about a 9 but there are so many other things to be assblasted about that it's been overshadowed
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Got nothing to do with brexit

Its to do with Bombs
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>>129144671
Probably some Uncle Tom catholics
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>>129144487
Fuck you mate NI is british and you lost
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haha the press already swarming 10 downing

they want to see that resignation
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>>129144162
nah another election with low student turn out tory landslide
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>>129144619
Now she gets to be held hostage by the DUP instead.
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>>129143150
Seriously fuck Theresa May
Her campaign was so god damn bad

Her key policies were killing Foxes, taxing people with dementia & censoring the internet

I can't believe how much im missing Cameron right now
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>>129144396

It worked, but I'm still peeved. Good luck friend.
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>>129144671
You just asked how many rabbis endorsed the NSDAP.
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>>129144066
Nigel's effort got thrown in the trash the moment cucks on this board voted labour.

With Corbyn in power we aren't going to get what we voted for, for brexit.
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>>129144556
Can you lads have a new election every week? This is loads of fun, watching everyone on British telly run around like chickens with their heads cut off. All the autism and banter. The chaos is incredible.
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>Right wing press

Gets me every time
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>>129144683
>wales
>overrun with muslims
what are you on?
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>>129144619
Based Ruth :')
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>>129144647
>Corbyn is PM
>Brexit reversed
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>So far with Sinn Fein at 7 seats (if they continue not to take their seats) and 4 speakers the majority would be 320 seats
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>>129144554
Wait, hold up

How did the UKIP voters NOT vote for Conservatives? Because that seems to have happened?
>>
How the fuck has this Rudd recount taken 5 hours
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>>129144569
IDGAF im onto my third bottle of wine. i bashed one out to Soubry 10 minutes ago
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Ukip

Total: 0

Gains: 0

Losses: 0

Total votes: 503,428

Vote share: 1.90%

Change: -10.84

Forecast: 0

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
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>>129144183
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>>129144165

The Tories will blame May's Brexit stance for her failure. Not all of the retarded shit like fox hunting and scrapping certain human rights. Brexit will be the scapegoat.

We will not get a proper Brexit.
>>
What are the normie reactions? Got any screenshots?
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>>129144805
i voted remain and corbyn though
>>
Can't believe brexit is cancelled
>>
>Nu/pol/ack Redditors calling Corbyn a "commie" ( a word that isn't used here ) to show how loyal they are to their American daddies
(lol
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>>129144183
F L O W E R

O F

S C O T L A N D
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Just get Gove in ffs.
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time to sign on and fiddle 4 types of benefits until society collapses
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>>129144851
They said that they ran on abstention and will remain abstentionist.
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>>129144176
Did you take this 2 hours ago you retard?
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>>129144879
Lad
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>>129144275
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not gonna be able to sleep. need some fucking closure.
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>>129144463
>>
kek, BBC literally asking Labour MP to APOLOGISE to Corbyn
>>
>STINKER OF A CAMPAIGN
>>
>>129144873
May's Tory manifesto
>>
>>129144873
May is retarded.
>>
>>129144480
>or ask your grans who had to live with it
What, when BT would take a week to send a man in a van around and fix your phone instead of bouncing you to your internet service provider who sold you the bundle so that they can bounce you to a paki who can bounce you back to BT to bounce you to your ISP so that they can finally get BT to send a man around a month later?

Any inefficiencies of nationalisation are dwarfed by the bureaucracy of neoliberalism. At least the inefficient Britain of the past had a human element instead of copying Brazil verbatim.
>>
>>129144895
The eternal scot
>>
>>129144918
alri reddit commie
>>
What happens if its another hung parliament in six months?
>>
>>129144918
Hellooooooooo reddut
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>>129144183

The most upsetting part of the night. There was talk she'd lose it, then she bloody holds
>>
>Blaireites falling at Jezza's feet

This will be hilarious.
>>
Cons managed to hold Finchley, was rumours that Labour took it.
>>
>>129144873
A combination of that UKIP vote being anti-establishment, May not being as strong on Brexit and May just being an inferior candidate to Corbyn who appeals to them on an economic level.
>>
>>129144665
>Put my cross for the DUP
God's work Anon
>>
>>129144643
qt

>tfw no picture of my new MP
He's a tory that usurped an SNP seat though
>>
>>129144873
Tories are a toxic brand for working class people.
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>>129144997
aye
>>
>>129144913
Then you're a cuck faggot who has ruined this country. Congrats

inb4 le tory tears lmao. No, you've ruined this country. Good job.
>>
IDS having a go at Soubry.
>>
>>129143584
On purpose. She is trying to drag Brexit down with her.
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>>129144890
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>>129143647
absolutely rekt, one tinny left anyway
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>>129144901
This is disturbingly plausible.
We fucking NEED Bojo or Davis
>>
>>129145008
>>129145014
Based pedes!
>>
>>129144980
No fucking way.
The one good thing about this election will be the sheer about of BTFO'ing done to annoying blairite cunts like Jess Phillips.
>>
>>
>>129145010
Another election.
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>>129143460
>implying the blood refineries will ever run dry
>>
>>129144918
Hello commie.
>>
AMBER RUDD IS IMMINENT

THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>
SPEAR CHUKA
>>
>>129144974
same here, i don't want to hear the bad news from lefties on FB. They'd just love that.
>>
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>>129144890
So this is how the party of Nigel dies
>>
>>129145102

>Expecting a baldcuck to be electable
>>
Tories currently on track for 310-320s
>>
>>129145139
>implying gommie isn't used all the time here
>implying you aren't fresh off the boat today
>>
>>129144643
Who is this semen demon?
>>
NEW

>>129145060

>>129145060

>>129145060

>>129145060

>>129145060
>>
>Spear Chukka will never be Labour leader now

Feels good lads
>>
>>129144901
it s the democratic will of the people to have a soft brexit.
>>
>>129144722
>1st World

if you think you can government run anything and keep that label, you're an idiot.
You got 1st world BECAUSE of things running privately
>>
>>129144802
actually probably quite a few. Hitler worked with zionists to export jews to palestine. He only started encamping them en masse after uk/france prevented him from doing so
>>
>>129144890
Just proves that populism carried the party, now people think they'll have Brexit they're back to the tories or labour.
Same thing happened here after a hero was assassinated by a lefty, his party won the elections but it only took 90 days for the party and its gouvernment to disintegrate. It was a one man show, really.
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Cucks in this thread actually voted for this speccy moron, lol
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>Yfw Corbyn v Boris in November
>>
>>129144149
He literally can't do it though without flooding the country with niggers which is only a short term solution that leads to a vicious circle. See us post 1997 and Sweden post 1970. He's like Bernie Sanders, but even worse.
>>
>>129144876
Cos Rudd's lost but she's still Home Secretary so keeps freaking out and making them count again.
>>
>>129143960
a madness. but a good one
>>
>it's an everybody engages in hindsight bias fuelled narratives episode
>>
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>>129145215
ITS BETTER TO BURN OUT THAN TO FADE AWAY
>>
Reminder that Chuka dropped out of a leadership race because he had secrets he didn't want to be released to the public.

What were those secrets?
>>
>>129145184
The double dutch Rudder
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>>129144976
>that ID
l..lewd
>>
>>129145231
How did UKIP fuck this up? All their voters went Labour.
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So... basically, people want the government to borrow US levels of money and give them free shit? I'm sure their non-existent grandchildren won't mind paying it all back for them.

For the second time in a year-ish, arrogantly not campaigning completely fucks the result.

Or was this planned? Are they deliberately fucking up Brexit right in front of our surprised, stupid faces?
>>
>>129144834
1 out of the 7 areas I mentioned. The rest are overrun you dimwit.
>>
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>>129144890
Is this the end? Are we going to be stuck with Lib-Lab-Con for another 50 years?
>>
> Unnuna cosying up to Corbyn
> trying to doublethink his no confidence
FUCK OFF SPEAR CHUKKA
>>
Are lib dems set to win any more seats?
>>
>>129145232
In England, not on 4chan you tit
>>
>>129143960
DUP + Tory coalition fella.
UKIP votes going to labour lmao.
>>
>>129145128
Davis is already preparing to sell us out. I don't trust ANYONE in the Tory party to deliver brexit.
>>
>>129144918
reddit confirmed pretending to know anything about pol
>>
>>129145358

Aye that was a bit odd.
>>
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LIB DEM SURGE
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>>129145352
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These threads are horrible
And I fucking hate all you Question Time faggots.
Anyone who came here campaigning for any of the Westminster political parties or who voted for them in ANYTHING OTHER than opportunistic nationalistic reasons is a genuine shill by textbook definition. This is not name calling, its undebatable fact.
This bollocks looks a lot like whoever is advising Theresa May has set this up.
>>
I don't understand British parties. American parties are very diametric and distinguishable, when I look at Cons and Labour I don't understand what sets them apart so much. Please educate ignorant American.
>>
Wasn't the vote supposed to show EU how united the country is behind May?
>>
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>2 re-counts
>oh look I've actually won this time
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6rr8HIN8wY
>>
R U D D
U
D
D
>>
Sadly we are not Rudderless
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>>129145803
There is no difference.
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Lads it's noon here, I'm at work with an oppressive deadline barrelling towards me, I need to get on with it but I just can't srop watching the Beeb and shitposting.

FUCK
>>
Rudd's my guilty pleasure tbqh lads,
>>
>>129145737
Jews v CryptoJews desu senpai baka
>>
>Amber Rudd suggested as Prime Minister

The absolute state of our political class.
>>
>>129145803
They used to be like Democrats and Republicans, only over the last few decades they both went full globalist and there's no practical difference except the BBC gets mad if Labour doesn't win.
>>
>revised forecast
>>
>>129145803
Labour are openly anti-british and pro-globalist
Tories are quietly anti-british and pro-globalist

Only real difference is tories wear blue ties and labour wears red ties
>>
>>129145803
Conservatives: corporate shills (republican flavor)
Labor: corporate shills (democrat flavor)
SNP: corporate shills with funny accents
Lib Dems: limp wristed progressives
Green: tree huggers
UKIP: reasonable patriots (deceased)
>>
>>129146295
Heт, Кopбин oживит индycтpию и пpинeceт нoвyю эпoхy вeличия пoд вeликoлeпным eдинoличным пpaвлeниeм.
>>
>>129146573
That's way too good Russian for Google trans...
>>
>>129143150
THE KIKES WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT.
>>
>>129145156
So you guys can just have an election whenever the fuck you want?
>>
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>>129146418
>Applying political wisdom that was valid 30 years ago
Democrats are corporate shills these days dickhead. Why do you think Silicon Valley is so irrationally pro-dem, and Wall-Street paid Hillary Clinton for shitty speeches?
>>
>>129147314
yeah pretty much, it's mandatory every 5 years but we can call one early if we feel like it
>>
>>129147314
More or less.

We are going to have three bloody elections in three years
>>
>>129147314
If there's a passing vote on it in the commons, yes.
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>>129147400
Who makes that call? Trump would have gotten the boot day one of we operated like that
>>
>>129147478
Gotcha
>>
>>129147666
The commons, someone calls a vote and if it passes then there's an election
>>
>>129145803
>American parties are very diametric and distinguishable
Kek
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